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Speaker 1: Jump Mission with Jonesy and Amanda.

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Speaker 2: You know how, this is a couple of Corona stories

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Speaker 2: from around the world. We're being urged, of course, to

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Speaker 2: keep at one point five meter distance from people around us,

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Speaker 2: to social distance. So we've seen people wearing sombreros and

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Speaker 2: doing all kinds of things. Hula hoops, yeah, all that

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Speaker 2: sort of stuff. What about this guy who got on

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Speaker 2: a bus in England with a snake around his neck.

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Speaker 2: People certainly kept their distance. It was a ten k trip.

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Speaker 2: He sat there with this huge python wrapped around his neck.

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Speaker 1: Let's just be clear it wasn't Ricky, Ricky Ricky.

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Speaker 2: Who's he?

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Speaker 1: Ricky Ricky Ricky Yeah, shout it to the lady next door.

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Speaker 2: Start again, Ricky Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Had a ten foot Dicky Yeah. Showed it to the

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Speaker 1: lady next door. She thought it was a snake, so

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Speaker 1: she hit it with a rake and now what, it's

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Speaker 1: only four foot four.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't say here what his name was. Another story, Brendan,

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Speaker 2: let's if you've got a ditty for this one. You

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Speaker 2: know how we're often being urged to pivot. If if

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Speaker 2: you're a flight attendant and you no longer have a

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Speaker 2: job flying, find other ways to earn a living. We're

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Speaker 2: all being encouraged to pivot, and it's incredible that people

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Speaker 2: are finding new ways.

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Speaker 1: To earn its. Captain has become a plumber.

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Speaker 2: Do you have you got a little ditty about him?

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Speaker 2: Was his name? Ricky? What about this woman she was?

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Speaker 2: What was her job here? She was an optician, So

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Speaker 2: she's someone you go to see if you need to

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Speaker 2: get your eyes check, need to buy glasses, that kind

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Speaker 2: of thing. She was an optician, but she found that.

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Speaker 1: As an optometrist.

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Speaker 2: No, an optometrist is the medical version of the optician.

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Speaker 1: How do you know so much about this?

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Speaker 2: And an ophthalmologist is an ice surgeon. All called Ricky.

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Speaker 2: She's decided she's found that she can make a lot

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Speaker 2: more money. She's given up being an optician because the

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Speaker 2: work was dropping off. People weren't going in to see her.

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Speaker 2: She is now she's set up an only fans account

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Speaker 2: and she acts like a puppy and fed just tune in.

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Speaker 2: So she said it was vanilla content at the beginning

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Speaker 2: when she started doing it, it wasn't saucy sexual. But

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Speaker 2: she realized she can get more money if she kind

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Speaker 2: of makes.

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Speaker 1: It that way. Yeah, that's that's life.

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Speaker 2: So she said, I used to pretend I was a

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Speaker 2: puppy when I was growing up. Looking back at it now,

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Speaker 2: it's kind of always been there. I just thought it

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Speaker 2: was my personality. I didn't know there was a scene.

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Speaker 2: Now she's got over two hundred thousand TikTok followers, and

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Speaker 2: her videos feature her eating dog food in a low

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Speaker 2: cut top, making a mess I don't know what kind

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Speaker 2: of mess that is, right, and being ordered outside as punishment,

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Speaker 2: crawling around with the tennis ball in her mouth, and

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Speaker 2: performing other dog like behavior, often while wearing a collar.

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Speaker 2: Then she drags her backside up the carpet and takes

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Speaker 2: a worming tablet. She's got a beautiful coat.

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Speaker 1: It's coming here today, of course, it's time, and Losi's

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Speaker 1: running up. She's a very invest she's a rudeness to

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Speaker 1: DISCOUNTO here on w.

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Speaker 2: She's making ten k a month. Incidentally, whoa yeah wants

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Speaker 2: them details?

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Speaker 1: Sign me up? Yeah sure? With Joins and Amanda