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Speaker 1: And if you're thinking, what the hell are you doing? Boys,

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Speaker 2: For the last twenty.

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Speaker 4: And we are going to put him to the test.

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Speaker 5: We want you to walk past.

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Speaker 4: And if he doesn't stop the conversations. Ain, boys, you

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Speaker 4: won't believe it. Some of the Weeks just walked past.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I reckon, this whole thing is off.

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Speaker 3: Do you know what you're here? The set up? What

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Speaker 1: No, but already it seems we've found his cryptonite.

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Speaker 3: I've only ever picked up on the lail.

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Speaker 2: I could fail miserably here.

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Speaker 4: You said you have been wig.

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Speaker 5: All right, so the Week is here.

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Speaker 4: As you said, Wilbert, he is blind folded, so he

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Speaker 5: But Jay, how you're feeling man? Feeling very confident?

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Speaker 1: Are you feel confident?

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Speaker 5: Feeling very confident? You actually said before you aren't blindfolded?

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Speaker 5: Right now? You reckon you could nail one of them

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Speaker 1: Can I just tell you you've taken the day of work.

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Speaker 1: You're blindfolded and you're trying to spot people in wigs.

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Speaker 1: It's already gone south.

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Speaker 5: It's concient. Did you explain this job? We don't have

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Speaker 1: Life's taking a turn.

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Speaker 5: Had you explain it to your wife?

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Speaker 6: Jay?

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Speaker 5: When you left at four m this morning? She wasn't happy.

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Speaker 7: I mean, I've been explaining for it all week and

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Speaker 7: really does, She's been I've been telling her about this

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Speaker 5: Does she believe you?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 5: No, she does, she thinks I'm stupid. What about your kids?

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Speaker 5: Do your kids believe it? Kids love it? Kids love it?

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Speaker 5: Kid's names Harvey and Jack? Okay? Hi Jack? Hi Harvey?

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Speaker 5: Where wigs?

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Speaker 8: No?

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Speaker 5: They got beautiful hair, beautiful heads of hair? Okay?

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Speaker 5: Yana?

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Speaker 1: this is it. We think we're being merciful. You're going

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Speaker 5: Okay, one mulligan.

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Speaker 5: I'm a delicate tag the job, so you better nail it.

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Speaker 1: Mate, is going to pull a trust be all right,

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Speaker 1: I'm gonna put it. I'm gonna put a time in

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Speaker 1: So here the parameters. Jay, You've got three minutes to

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Speaker 5: I trust your jail, I believe in you. There's a

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Speaker 1: A god, all right, we'll be right. It's just superpower.

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Speaker 5: That's superpower.

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Speaker 1: I'm just going to block your ears quickly, all right,

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Speaker 1: So for everybody driving home in their cars, there are

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Speaker 1: four wigs on the field in front of him. I repeat,

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Speaker 1: Jake back with us. Okay, Okay, the mask is coming

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Speaker 1: wig Man, he's scouring over. Let's just go.

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Speaker 3: We've got it.

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Speaker 1: We've got a yes.

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Speaker 7: Black and red check shirt, back and red check shirt,

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Speaker 1: That's a week. Here we go lock now, yes, one

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Speaker 7: Okay, So we've got the guy with the little cavoodle

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Speaker 1: Front of you, woods right fron. Benny down now, Benny down.

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Speaker 9: Now he's picked him from turning around girl behind your

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Speaker 10: J this is a long spot. I think he got

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Speaker 7: Girls, over behind you with a blue cap, blue cap,

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Speaker 1: This could be the one that could be the beat.

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Speaker 5: This could be Oh no, it is the Mulligan. Sorry,

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Speaker 5: oh no, I hate you.

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Speaker 1: I'm so sorry.

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Speaker 5: Woods.

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Speaker 1: You've got thirty seconds left, Ja, you got thirty seconds left?

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Speaker 1: Can you see them all on the Okay.

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Speaker 7: Woods black and white checked Flannelette shirt.

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Speaker 1: Over there, Woods, it's your longest spot. Yeah, Jay, that's

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Speaker 1: a long spot and range gone.

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Speaker 3: Gone.

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Speaker 1: You've got all the wigs, you've got those only four wives.

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Speaker 1: Although you nailed it, we did it, and it is

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Speaker 10: I can't believe you got all four?

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Speaker 1: Did you do? It is a super You were clinical,

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Speaker 1: That's just superpower. Everyone locked it in. Great stuff, Jay,

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Speaker 1: well done. You can see that online Instagram, Facebook, TikTok

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Speaker 1: will and when you reever you get your socials. The

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Speaker 1: one and only Nathan Valvo who joins us right now.

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Speaker 2: The whole the thing to be called. The thing that

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, let's talk about your new show Local Nates

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Speaker 4: Value Valvo. I'm reading here that you're doing your You're

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Speaker 4: doing your favorite bits from the previous twelve festival shows.

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Speaker 5: I mean, we're all thinking it a bit lazy.

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Speaker 2: Wow, all right, back at Christmas lilience with dad? Good stuff?

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Speaker 2: Are you going to tell me to get a real job?

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Speaker 8: You're going to go to uni?

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Speaker 1: You got married recently?

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Speaker 3: Thank you?

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Speaker 2: Thank you?

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Speaker 1: Actually say congratulations, but congratulations.

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Speaker 3: So I'm still.

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Speaker 2: Still you know, it's a mental health things. I've I

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Speaker 2: wrote it on my mirror. You got married.

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Speaker 1: Is an achievement, isn't it?

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Speaker 3: Like it is?

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Speaker 5: It is an achievement?

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Speaker 8: Do you know what he's I was spoken on new

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Speaker 8: Right yeah, and hang on, I'm just getting the quote

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Speaker 2: A little picky So you know, go o a perviose

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Speaker 2: you want? Nate Valvo is in name, say my own name.

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Speaker 8: This random gentleman commented this under the Pick.

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Speaker 2: And I quote.

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Speaker 8: She is Nate Salvo for giving us fellow five and

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Speaker 8: six's hope we can land a nine or a ten.

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Speaker 4: No, So did you were you offended by that or

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Speaker 2: I mean, I do like being an inspiration.

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Speaker 8: It does make me feel good about myself, and so

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Speaker 8: that's what I'm here on this earth to do.

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Speaker 2: I mean, you might not laugh at my show, but

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Speaker 1: I'm giving it a go. Do you have have that

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Speaker 1: moment like when you're hooking up with your partner? I

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Speaker 1: I'm looking out with a nine right now, and then

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Speaker 8: Well, it is a little a little trick I do

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Speaker 2: Ask yourself, who is the.

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Speaker 5: Hotter one, who settled, which one of us settled?

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Speaker 8: Who's battoned down for comfort? So I feel that that's

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Speaker 1: What's the what's the goal there?

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Speaker 3: Oh?

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Speaker 2: I know, I just like the chaos that causes. I

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Speaker 8: You know, you could realize that you're the one batting up,

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Speaker 1: That's inspired?

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Speaker 8: Isn't it just incredible news for boyfriends and husbands to

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Speaker 2: They don't have to go to a wedding. I feel

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Speaker 8: They were so happy that their wife or their girlfriend

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Speaker 8: and I don't have to go Yeah, I mean she

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Speaker 8: So it was all girls and she doesn't have the baby.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she doesn't have to drag him around and introduce him.

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Speaker 2: It was truly excellent.

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Speaker 1: So maybe it made me realize that the reason that

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Speaker 2: Absolutely, and as.

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Speaker 8: An Italian and any Italians listening, the amount of weddings

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Speaker 8: I have gone to in my life where I'm introduced

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Speaker 1: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: So true?

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Speaker 4: All right, So cut the partners. That's the that's the

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Speaker 4: take home here, Nathan.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Look, the vibe was it was quite the vibe.

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Speaker 8: There was just a lot of Mum's big night out

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Speaker 2: It was at one point true story. No, the comedian

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Speaker 2: Jerdine Hickey was crowdsurfing.

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Speaker 5: Amazing, so amazing.

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Speaker 8: She wasn't naked, but she was crowdsurfing and held up

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Speaker 4: A scene amazing, sounds stor actually name. We were talking

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Speaker 4: Nat too tired, didn't go for it? Did you consummate

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Speaker 8: All right, how's this for a romantic story at our

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Speaker 2: There was a kick on it always is for the wedding.

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Speaker 8: I lasted fifteen minutes and went back and I left

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Speaker 5: I love that, And was there a tap on the

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Speaker 8: We discussed this like at midday the next day when

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Speaker 2: So not only did we not have any sort of

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Speaker 1: Romantic. That's romantic.

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Speaker 2: This is what Australia voted.

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Speaker 1: Yes for Hi, It's been so good to chat to you. Mate.

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Speaker 1: You can go and see Nate's new show, Hit Machine,

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Speaker 1: available at comedy dot com dot Au. And make sure

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Speaker 1: you go and see nath and not the person Charlotte

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Speaker 1: who is trying to scam people using his name at

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Speaker 1: the moment.

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Speaker 8: Oh, yeah, she's pretending she's my manager, right.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: I'm just reading it online.

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Speaker 8: Now there's someone pretending to be my manager reaching out

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Speaker 8: to people asking I don't know what.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's hilarious.

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Speaker 4: Does that make you feel like you've made it because

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Speaker 5: Like a samo.

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Speaker 2: Yes. But having said that, if she starts asking for money,

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Speaker 2: it could be me. So it's real like the first

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Speaker 1: So the similarities between you and your cat. Be sure

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Speaker 1: starting to get.

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Speaker 4: That's great stuff something you should definitely not do for

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Speaker 4: Mother's Day is prank them. But that is exactly what

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Speaker 4: a guy called Cam wants to do, he joins us

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Speaker 4: on the phone. Right now, Hello, Cam, we're good. You're

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Speaker 4: a bold and brave man.

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Speaker 9: Cam.

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Speaker 4: But you you've had an idea about pranking your mum

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Speaker 4: as a way of celebrating Mother's Day.

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Speaker 3: Ah, yeah, I thought it might be quite good to

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Speaker 5: Okay, I like it, Cam.

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Speaker 4: So what's your idea here, mate? Because I've heard whispers

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Speaker 4: about how you want to prank your mum. But can

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Speaker 4: you just sort of refresh my memory and tell Australia

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Speaker 3: I'm going to give Mama buzz and let her know

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Speaker 3: that I've been seeing a girl overseas and she's all

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Speaker 5: It's true. Now, Now, I've got two questions.

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Speaker 1: You can really quickly from zero to one hundred. Been

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Speaker 1: pranking someone and completely rattling them. What's your relationship like

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Speaker 1: with your mom? Cam?

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Speaker 3: No, they're pretty yeah people here?

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Speaker 1: And what's she like? Oh?

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Speaker 3: That's too awesome Okay, do.

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Speaker 4: You think she's going to crack it here or how

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Speaker 3: I sort of hope she cracks it. I'm not sure.

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Speaker 5: Be interesting, Okay, perfect and sorry.

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Speaker 4: One of our producers is just informing us as well,

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Speaker 4: Cam that you told them that your mum's actually feeling

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Speaker 4: a bit sick as well at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think she's just fallen ill over the

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Speaker 4: Okay, okay, so it's Mother's Day on Sunday, your mum

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Speaker 4: is feeling a little bit crook, but we still want

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Speaker 4: to pranko.

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Speaker 1: Are you sober?

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Speaker 3: Very yeah?

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Speaker 5: Okay, okay, alrighty, all right, well let's go for it.

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Speaker 3: Camp.

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Speaker 5: You're gonna now the way it's going to work.

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Speaker 4: Cam, You're going to now call your mum on your phone,

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Speaker 4: all right, and then link us in so we can

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Speaker 5: No, all right, Cam, I bid you all the good

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Speaker 5: luck in the world. My friend can't wait to listen.

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Speaker 3: How I am? Hi? Hi? How are you going? All right?

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Speaker 3: Say to speak to about something? Yeah? So you know

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Speaker 3: how it's gone up to the city a little while

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Speaker 3: I am. I was actually playing a girl up there, right,

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Speaker 3: and she's just recently told me let's be actually fall pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Oh mm hmm. Yeah, okay, and what are you doing right?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I don't know. Exciting is it? Oh? Yeah, you definitely

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Speaker 3: know it's yours.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, wow, Well what are you going to do?

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Speaker 3: What is she going to do? Well, she's actually she's

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Speaker 3: because yeah, I definitely wants her to go with her. Well,

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Speaker 3: you haven't have to finish the apprenticeship first. It's impotently

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Speaker 3: not finishing it. Yeah, but you know, I just I

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Speaker 3: We haven't got an apprenticeship.

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Speaker 8: I haven't got any backing, I think after.

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Speaker 3: What? Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Hello, hello mom, Yeah, it's your you're on a radio

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Speaker 5: It's Will And what are you here? Happy Mother's Day Day?

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Speaker 5: It's not true Cam Cam got in touch.

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Speaker 4: He thought you'd enjoy a little little ribbing before Mother's Day.

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Speaker 3: It's great enough.

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Speaker 4: I'm full of cold employment of being sixture three days.

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Speaker 1: Thanks Cam, your buddy legend. We told him not to, ye,

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Speaker 1: we did we did dumb idea great.

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Speaker 3: Thanks.

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, that's beautiful stuff. That's what Mother's Days all about.

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Speaker 1: What was your name, mum?

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Speaker 5: Is it paul Pauline? It is, hey Point.

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Speaker 4: I'm sure Cam's got some awesome stuff sorted for you

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Speaker 4: on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: He beat it, bloody hair, I'll tell you now, Cam.

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Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I think.

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Speaker 5: He definitely does. And and the start of it is

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Speaker 4: Actually, Pauline, we've got a one hundred dollars voucher for

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Speaker 4: red Rooster which could tuck into on.

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Speaker 1: I'll give you a double trip to the holts Lucks

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Speaker 1: as well, Holts Lucks double passes the movies together they go.

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Speaker 1: Came the Mother's Day present for your lazy bastard.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, did you see? I wasn't surprised. Yes, that's

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Speaker 3: twenty two. What are you t.

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Speaker 5: We're talking about boone.

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Speaker 1: Yes, you're loading in case you're going to the jungle.

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Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah, but put that to one side. When

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Speaker 5: I'm talking about that.

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Speaker 4: Now, we're talking about Australian celebrity chef Jeff Shreuter.

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Speaker 5: Do you know the shrewd?

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Speaker 4: No, he's big, so he's cooked for Anna Win Tour

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Speaker 4: he's cooked for Madonna, He's cooked for Queen Elizabeth, for IOND.

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Speaker 5: She is Vogue.

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Speaker 3: She is.

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Speaker 1: You don't know who she is, and someone's told you

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Speaker 1: she's Vogue edits Vogue. She edited Vogue. I think she's

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Speaker 5: Boom, there we are. He's cooked for the best Jeff Shreoter.

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Speaker 4: But he told a great story about when Carl Lagerfeld

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Speaker 1: This is toomb nice.

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Speaker 5: He used to wear the white gloves.

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Speaker 4: He passed away in twenty nineteen, but everyone knows who

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Speaker 4: Carl as ask for some hot dogs and some fries.

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Speaker 5: And this is what Jeff Shrewter did.

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Speaker 6: Run out on the street, go to the corner and

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Speaker 6: We put it on plate, send it out and he

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Speaker 4: So he said that on a podcast called I've Got

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Speaker 4: News for You Anyway. The question that I want to

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Speaker 4: ask Wilbah and thirteen one oh sixty five get involved

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Speaker 4: if you want, is it okay to lie about cooking

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Speaker 4: a meal?

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Speaker 3: Ah?

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Speaker 5: Because that's exactly what Jeff Shrewd has done.

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Speaker 1: Carl Lagafel comes outs, set up exactly gets the girl

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Speaker 5: Is it okay to just claim a meal that you've

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 1: I said this quite a lot.

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Speaker 4: So when I was single, when I used to invite

450
00:21:55,520 --> 00:21:58,159
Speaker 4: someone over dinner, I would go to the butcher and.

451
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Speaker 5: Get like a pre made star fry.

452
00:22:00,440 --> 00:22:03,959
Speaker 4: Effectively, then, and this is key, I would get rid

453
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,280
Speaker 4: of all the packaging in the bins outside.

454
00:22:07,000 --> 00:22:09,880
Speaker 5: I can't possibly, you know, have her go through my bins.

455
00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:11,800
Speaker 5: Not that she goes through my bins, but I was.

456
00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:14,359
Speaker 5: I was very very safe with this.

457
00:22:14,480 --> 00:22:16,600
Speaker 4: And then when she came over, I'd always make sure

458
00:22:16,640 --> 00:22:18,960
Speaker 4: to have a teatowel over my shoulder and then I

459
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:19,520
Speaker 4: would run.

460
00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,080
Speaker 5: I would run a knife.

461
00:22:22,000 --> 00:22:24,239
Speaker 4: I'd run a knife a few times through the pre

462
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:26,520
Speaker 4: made stir fry, so dirty knights are around.

463
00:22:26,640 --> 00:22:27,840
Speaker 5: I put a little bit of the sauce on a

464
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Speaker 5: T shirt.

465
00:22:28,359 --> 00:22:28,639
Speaker 3: Why not?

466
00:22:29,119 --> 00:22:31,160
Speaker 4: And then I'd make sure to put the pre made

467
00:22:31,200 --> 00:22:35,119
Speaker 4: sturf fry on like the pan when she was coming in,

468
00:22:35,600 --> 00:22:37,879
Speaker 4: so she gets the smell I'm clearly cooking it. And

469
00:22:38,000 --> 00:22:40,800
Speaker 4: then I would claim an amazing stir fry.

470
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Speaker 1: I think you did this with a girl that I

471
00:22:43,400 --> 00:22:46,639
Speaker 1: was at UNI with back in the day, and I

472
00:22:46,800 --> 00:22:48,119
Speaker 1: told her afterwards it that.

473
00:22:48,119 --> 00:22:49,040
Speaker 5: Swe did you did?

474
00:22:50,240 --> 00:22:52,040
Speaker 4: I knew there was a reason she stopped like it

475
00:22:52,119 --> 00:22:52,680
Speaker 4: then touched me.

476
00:22:53,200 --> 00:22:55,200
Speaker 5: I thought, yeah, because I thought I was like, that

477
00:22:55,320 --> 00:22:55,919
Speaker 5: went well, I.

478
00:22:57,840 --> 00:23:00,879
Speaker 1: Know, yeah, to do that would I realized when I

479
00:23:01,000 --> 00:23:02,439
Speaker 1: told her that it was about idea to tell her

480
00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:04,720
Speaker 1: like I was like, oh, funny thing about that? What

481
00:23:04,920 --> 00:23:06,600
Speaker 1: he actually just got the sturf right from the butcher

482
00:23:06,640 --> 00:23:09,680
Speaker 1: and you know, you can just see the person's face.

483
00:23:10,200 --> 00:23:12,520
Speaker 1: I was like, you're quite offended.

484
00:23:12,280 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 5: By that because it ghosted me.

485
00:23:14,119 --> 00:23:14,320
Speaker 3: Yeah.

486
00:23:14,600 --> 00:23:16,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think there might have been something you said

487
00:23:16,000 --> 00:23:20,200
Speaker 1: to her later on, but really yeah, okay yeah, but

488
00:23:20,760 --> 00:23:25,480
Speaker 1: but but but it raises the question, though, like how

489
00:23:25,600 --> 00:23:28,720
Speaker 1: much of a like offensive or freaky thing is this

490
00:23:28,840 --> 00:23:32,159
Speaker 1: to do? Because when I told her, yeah, Kate was

491
00:23:32,200 --> 00:23:34,000
Speaker 1: her name. When I told her, I have to do that.

492
00:23:34,119 --> 00:23:36,920
Speaker 1: I'm not telling I'm not saying it's her name. When

493
00:23:37,280 --> 00:23:39,320
Speaker 1: I told her you could see that it's almost like

494
00:23:39,400 --> 00:23:42,720
Speaker 1: you've broken her trust. Yeah yeah, but but I feel

495
00:23:42,760 --> 00:23:45,679
Speaker 1: like the other reaction there is to go, oh, how sweet.

496
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:48,680
Speaker 1: Obviously couldn't cook, had to go and get something, and

497
00:23:48,800 --> 00:23:50,840
Speaker 1: still made me feel like, you know, it's quite It's

498
00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:53,080
Speaker 1: still an effort there, just you didn't feel.

499
00:23:53,040 --> 00:23:53,680
Speaker 2: That I have line.

500
00:23:53,760 --> 00:23:54,480
Speaker 1: It could be cute.

501
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:56,199
Speaker 4: It could be cute, and then I'd get a bit

502
00:23:56,240 --> 00:23:58,080
Speaker 4: smug about it as well, like i'd be arrogant about

503
00:23:58,080 --> 00:24:00,200
Speaker 4: the stir fright, Oh what'd you say? I just like,

504
00:24:00,280 --> 00:24:01,920
Speaker 4: I know I've done it again. I'll never tell you

505
00:24:02,000 --> 00:24:03,960
Speaker 4: what's in it, because quite frankly, I didn't know what

506
00:24:04,160 --> 00:24:04,480
Speaker 4: was in it.

507
00:24:06,119 --> 00:24:07,639
Speaker 5: Six five though I.

508
00:24:07,680 --> 00:24:08,240
Speaker 2: Know I've done.

509
00:24:09,680 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 5: Is it okay to lie about cooking a meal? Like,

510
00:24:12,480 --> 00:24:14,000
Speaker 5: would you be offended if someone did that?

511
00:24:17,040 --> 00:24:17,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

512
00:24:21,440 --> 00:24:21,960
Speaker 5: Mustard?

513
00:24:23,280 --> 00:24:26,520
Speaker 4: And is it okay if you do lie about claiming

514
00:24:26,600 --> 00:24:28,840
Speaker 4: to have cooked a meal that obviously you've brought from somewhere.

515
00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:29,920
Speaker 5: Okay to do that?

516
00:24:29,960 --> 00:24:31,520
Speaker 4: Because I used to do it when I was single.

517
00:24:31,600 --> 00:24:33,639
Speaker 4: I used to claim that I'd cooked these amazing meals.

518
00:24:33,960 --> 00:24:36,040
Speaker 4: In an actual fact, they were always like pre made

519
00:24:36,119 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 4: stir fries from my local butcher.

520
00:24:38,080 --> 00:24:42,160
Speaker 1: You know, I reckon, like sometimes my mom my, mum's

521
00:24:42,160 --> 00:24:43,800
Speaker 1: a beautiful cook, amazing.

522
00:24:43,480 --> 00:24:45,680
Speaker 5: Cook, beautiful woman, beautiful woman.

523
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,960
Speaker 1: Actually saw a younger photo of mum or her mantlepiece.

524
00:24:48,520 --> 00:24:49,320
Speaker 5: Before getting weird.

525
00:24:49,359 --> 00:24:49,600
Speaker 3: Mate.

526
00:24:49,840 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 1: Okay, anyway, she mum's a beautiful cook. But sometimes she'll

527
00:24:55,960 --> 00:24:58,200
Speaker 1: get us a cake and she'll cover it in like

528
00:24:58,480 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 1: cream and berries and all the the hondaments accoutrements that

529
00:25:03,000 --> 00:25:05,280
Speaker 1: go with the cake to the point where you don't

530
00:25:05,280 --> 00:25:08,720
Speaker 1: think it's a storeboard. And then I reckon. She hates that.

531
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,119
Speaker 1: She hates the moment when someone goes what's in this

532
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:15,840
Speaker 1: and she has to go it's actually because.

533
00:25:15,600 --> 00:25:18,560
Speaker 5: I feel like it's brilliant in it with your own eyes.

534
00:25:19,200 --> 00:25:22,200
Speaker 1: That's really you can do good. I'll say this for

535
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:24,520
Speaker 1: shows leading up to Christmas. But I've got a great

536
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:25,280
Speaker 1: tip for paths.

537
00:25:26,760 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 5: That's a great that's a ten month hook everyone.

538
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:35,440
Speaker 4: That's a ten month Mason, Mason, tell you what come

539
00:25:35,480 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 4: back at Christmas. Will's got a great little tidbit about

540
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:38,520
Speaker 4: Christmas cooking.

541
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:40,879
Speaker 5: But right now specifically.

542
00:25:40,440 --> 00:25:43,240
Speaker 1: Pas I also do a great gravel axe, but Mason. Yeah,

543
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:46,679
Speaker 1: your ex that's homemade as well, that's not storeboard. That's

544
00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:48,720
Speaker 1: the best your ex would lie about her cooking.

545
00:25:48,920 --> 00:25:51,399
Speaker 3: Yeah, so I used to work a lot, so she's

546
00:25:51,720 --> 00:25:53,440
Speaker 3: every week should make all different cookies.

547
00:25:53,480 --> 00:25:56,000
Speaker 2: Apparently when marines and then all that sort of stuff

548
00:25:56,280 --> 00:25:57,320
Speaker 2: that turned out, she's.

549
00:25:58,640 --> 00:25:59,760
Speaker 5: So, how did that make you feel?

550
00:25:59,800 --> 00:25:59,960
Speaker 3: Made?

551
00:26:00,200 --> 00:26:02,080
Speaker 4: And like, first question, how did you find out she

552
00:26:02,320 --> 00:26:03,840
Speaker 4: was like lying? And how did you know that from

553
00:26:03,880 --> 00:26:04,320
Speaker 4: a bakery?

554
00:26:04,600 --> 00:26:07,240
Speaker 3: Well, once we moved in together, I realized she couldn't cook,

555
00:26:07,359 --> 00:26:08,639
Speaker 3: So thank you?

556
00:26:09,160 --> 00:26:09,400
Speaker 6: Okay?

557
00:26:09,560 --> 00:26:11,040
Speaker 5: And then how did it make you feel that she'd

558
00:26:11,080 --> 00:26:11,520
Speaker 5: been lying?

559
00:26:11,680 --> 00:26:15,160
Speaker 3: Yeah? Look the cookies is that good? It didn't really

560
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:15,520
Speaker 3: bother me.

561
00:26:15,680 --> 00:26:19,440
Speaker 1: Yeah, And she's making the effort. She's obviously ashamed, so

562
00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:21,920
Speaker 1: she's she's still making an effort because she loves you

563
00:26:21,960 --> 00:26:22,840
Speaker 1: and she wants to impress you.

564
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:23,679
Speaker 5: I think it's agreed.

565
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: I think it's a nice thing.

566
00:26:25,600 --> 00:26:28,239
Speaker 4: Yeah, ultimately one hundred percent. Let's go to Zoe here

567
00:26:28,280 --> 00:26:32,960
Speaker 4: thirteen one oh sixty five. Hello Zoey? Hi, Now, who

568
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:34,040
Speaker 4: lies about cooking?

569
00:26:35,000 --> 00:26:35,480
Speaker 3: My dad?

570
00:26:36,080 --> 00:26:36,560
Speaker 1: Really?

571
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:36,920
Speaker 3: So?

572
00:26:37,359 --> 00:26:39,040
Speaker 5: What does he what does he claim to cook?

573
00:26:39,880 --> 00:26:40,920
Speaker 3: Spaghetti bolinaise?

574
00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:44,119
Speaker 5: And how did you know? How did you figure out that?

575
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:50,080
Speaker 4: He wasn't cooking it packaging in the ben ah. That's

576
00:26:50,119 --> 00:26:52,400
Speaker 4: a mistake number one. Whenever I did this, I made

577
00:26:52,440 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 4: sure to use the outdoor bins. So how did you

578
00:26:55,040 --> 00:26:57,160
Speaker 4: feel about that, Zoe, when you found out your dad

579
00:26:57,320 --> 00:26:58,080
Speaker 4: was lying to you?

580
00:26:58,320 --> 00:26:59,440
Speaker 2: I felt disgusted.

581
00:26:59,680 --> 00:27:03,840
Speaker 1: Yeah, grow seriously.

582
00:27:03,960 --> 00:27:06,920
Speaker 2: It was my favorite spaghetti bolonne and he claimed to

583
00:27:07,200 --> 00:27:07,760
Speaker 2: hand meke it.

584
00:27:09,600 --> 00:27:10,080
Speaker 1: But he doesn't.

585
00:27:10,600 --> 00:27:12,760
Speaker 5: He claimed to hand make the pasta as well.

586
00:27:12,960 --> 00:27:17,600
Speaker 1: He doesn't know how to cook, and I believe him. Yeah,

587
00:27:17,600 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 1: I just reckon.

588
00:27:18,600 --> 00:27:22,119
Speaker 5: That's right, off, I reckon, piss off. Thanks, thanks for

589
00:27:22,200 --> 00:27:23,720
Speaker 5: the call. Don't I don't lie to my daughter.

590
00:27:23,800 --> 00:27:25,959
Speaker 1: You couldn't cook to save yourself. Your daughter can't speak now,

591
00:27:26,040 --> 00:27:27,080
Speaker 1: so lyings out of the question.

592
00:27:27,240 --> 00:27:30,320
Speaker 5: But I make the rice cereal that I feeder. It's

593
00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:31,399
Speaker 5: the beautiful little party.

594
00:27:31,440 --> 00:27:34,600
Speaker 1: You will be in the exactly that situation when you

595
00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,879
Speaker 1: when ship, when Remy goes up, I will you couldn't

596
00:27:36,920 --> 00:27:39,679
Speaker 1: cook a piece of toast. I'll throw that out there.

597
00:27:40,359 --> 00:27:42,680
Speaker 1: You will be in the situation where you're you're buying

598
00:27:42,760 --> 00:27:45,159
Speaker 1: takeaway meals for Remy and you're passing it off as

599
00:27:45,200 --> 00:27:45,680
Speaker 1: I'm cooked.

600
00:27:46,040 --> 00:27:49,120
Speaker 4: We'll see watch this space in six years six years.

601
00:27:49,160 --> 00:27:49,520
Speaker 3: Hook there.

602
00:27:49,600 --> 00:27:52,640
Speaker 1: Let's go to let's in ten months and then make

603
00:27:52,720 --> 00:27:59,320
Speaker 1: it six years for the conclusion of both those stories. Lauren, Lauren, Lauren,

604
00:27:59,400 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 1: you lie about cooking about a home cooked meal.

605
00:28:02,480 --> 00:28:07,439
Speaker 3: Yeah. So for the past two years I have sold

606
00:28:07,680 --> 00:28:11,080
Speaker 3: my partner that the lasagna and the pastor sauce I make.

607
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,239
Speaker 2: That I make them.

608
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:16,480
Speaker 3: My mum actually makes them for up and freezing, and

609
00:28:16,560 --> 00:28:17,199
Speaker 3: so he.

610
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:17,920
Speaker 5: Still doesn't know.

611
00:28:18,680 --> 00:28:21,960
Speaker 4: No, would you be open to calling him and letting

612
00:28:22,040 --> 00:28:22,240
Speaker 4: him know?

613
00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:24,640
Speaker 10: Oh?

614
00:28:24,760 --> 00:28:25,040
Speaker 3: Wow?

615
00:28:25,680 --> 00:28:27,320
Speaker 5: So how long do you plan on this going on

616
00:28:27,440 --> 00:28:27,880
Speaker 5: for Laura?

617
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:28,160
Speaker 3: Wow?

618
00:28:28,400 --> 00:28:31,000
Speaker 1: Wow? Until my mom dies?

619
00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:31,640
Speaker 3: Wow?

620
00:28:31,880 --> 00:28:32,399
Speaker 6: Of course?

621
00:28:32,520 --> 00:28:33,600
Speaker 5: Yes, how old's mum?

622
00:28:33,720 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 3: I know?

623
00:28:34,280 --> 00:28:36,520
Speaker 5: Sorry, that's going to be sorry about Lauren?

624
00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:38,400
Speaker 4: Mo'm fifty.

625
00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:41,160
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it got time another ten years.

626
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:44,480
Speaker 4: She should just start making like bolt lazagnas and start

627
00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,959
Speaker 4: freezing them away so then when she dies you can

628
00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:48,120
Speaker 4: continue to live the line.

629
00:28:48,800 --> 00:28:50,680
Speaker 3: How long have you been with the guy brother in

630
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:52,840
Speaker 3: law wants to make her a schedule to make him?

631
00:28:54,720 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 1: How long have you been with this guy for Lauren?

632
00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:58,200
Speaker 3: Two? Two, three years?

633
00:28:58,440 --> 00:29:00,160
Speaker 8: Well, my mom doesn't know, easy.

634
00:29:00,080 --> 00:29:01,840
Speaker 1: Are that you pass on?

635
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,680
Speaker 5: What just got good?

636
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:08,720
Speaker 1: Hang on? Lauren? Can we please tell your mum I

637
00:29:08,880 --> 00:29:10,760
Speaker 1: couldn't cook the same. So I freeze it and I

638
00:29:10,840 --> 00:29:12,280
Speaker 1: give it to my partner and I pass it off

639
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:13,880
Speaker 1: as my own because I'm worried I'm not going to

640
00:29:14,400 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 1: you know, I'm going to lose him if I It's

641
00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,200
Speaker 1: a warped situation when you say it like that, isn't it.

642
00:29:19,240 --> 00:29:21,160
Speaker 1: Don't you think this is warped, Lauren? Don't you want

643
00:29:21,160 --> 00:29:23,240
Speaker 1: to weigh out the truth will see you free?

644
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:28,400
Speaker 8: No, because I just seem like this really fantastic cook.

645
00:29:29,040 --> 00:29:30,600
Speaker 5: We'll give you a red rooster voucher.

646
00:29:30,960 --> 00:29:32,520
Speaker 8: Oh look, as tempting as that is,