WEBVTT - MINI: Things Your Mum Said

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<v Speaker 1>Question.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Things your Mum Said? You know, those mum warnings often

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<v Speaker 3>made up just to stop us doing something they don't

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<v Speaker 3>want to do. So it's it's kind of like behavior

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<v Speaker 3>they don't want extreme situation will happen. That's the equation,

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<v Speaker 3>isn't it. You know, it's like a really big threat.

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<v Speaker 3>If you do a certain thing equals death or slow

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<v Speaker 3>agonizing pain. Face is being stuck that way for life,

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<v Speaker 3>losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach. It's

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<v Speaker 3>all of that, isn't it?

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<v Speaker 4>For me?

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<v Speaker 5>Always? My mum didn't want us to drink out of

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<v Speaker 5>soft drink cans because the fear of wasps flying into them.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's just let's just say this right. Nature is beautiful,

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<v Speaker 1>wasps our fish past. What is the wasp's problem with us?

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<v Speaker 5>That's what see? This was the warning I always got

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<v Speaker 5>that they would go down my throat and on their

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<v Speaker 5>way down they would sting the sides of my throat.

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, wasps, what if we do? Where does this

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<v Speaker 1>come from? What are your problems? Wasps?

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<v Speaker 3>David Apps to record his nets Netflix special By the way,

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<v Speaker 3>Patsy what's it? If you please tell us the Santa

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<v Speaker 3>Claus One.

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<v Speaker 5>Mum always threatened with us with Christmas Eve if we

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<v Speaker 5>wake up before it was daylight to open our presents,

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<v Speaker 5>that Sanna would be there and he'd throw pepper in

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<v Speaker 5>our eyes. So we were terrified.

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<v Speaker 1>This it's like something of a horror movie.

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<v Speaker 5>Broke, I can't.

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<v Speaker 2>See, believe I saw him, and then take my sight

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<v Speaker 2>with Pepper to.

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<v Speaker 5>Be the happiest day.

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<v Speaker 1>I was just so excited, So.

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<v Speaker 5>It's like, don't you dare wake up or you'll be blinded.

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<v Speaker 3>It also just means that basically had one sack for

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<v Speaker 3>the toys and then some abundance of ground Pepper on

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<v Speaker 3>the bell on a pouch, you know, like a gun singer.

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<v Speaker 1>So it's either president or Pepper. Peel pee, take your

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<v Speaker 1>pig kids, peel.

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<v Speaker 5>P and he's waiting for you behind the couch in

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<v Speaker 5>case you come down before daylight.

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<v Speaker 3>You sneaking bur in your eyes. That's ap for Christmas,

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<v Speaker 3>Santa out mate, Drop Louise.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did your mom say?

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<v Speaker 4>Well, she used to threaten us. She had five children

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<v Speaker 4>Christian in a small three bedroom house, so she used

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<v Speaker 4>to threaten us if we'd leave our things lying around,

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<v Speaker 4>she'd open the back door and throw them.

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<v Speaker 6>Out the back door.

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<v Speaker 7>Well guess what she used to do it, Christian, I

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<v Speaker 7>love you mom.

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<v Speaker 1>That is great. Carry out with those threats, carry out

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<v Speaker 1>with them.

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<v Speaker 4>But I just wish that I used to do it

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<v Speaker 4>to my kids. Yeah, I wish I did it, but no,

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<v Speaker 4>I didn't have mum's starts. So yeah, to this day,

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<v Speaker 4>I can still remember it, Christian, And yeah, I say

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<v Speaker 4>good on your mom. Yeah, and I'm fifty nine and

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<v Speaker 4>I still remember it to this day.

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<v Speaker 3>Christian, I spent a lot of time going out the

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<v Speaker 3>back yard getting all your gear back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, definitely, definitely, So I say good on your mom.

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<v Speaker 3>Awesome, all right, thank you very much, Louis Ys go

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<v Speaker 3>to Melinda. Thank you? How many times you said my name?

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<v Speaker 3>By the way, I was doing a drinking goin then

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<v Speaker 3>I'm drunk, Melinda. What did your mum say?

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<v Speaker 6>Let I say it to my children. So when we

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<v Speaker 6>go past a fast food outlet like macas or anything,

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<v Speaker 6>and the lights are on, that means it's fully booked.

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<v Speaker 6>And if we happen to go there, if we happen

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<v Speaker 6>to go there, I've already pre booked.

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<v Speaker 2>The chef's table right by chip please no more table, sir, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>pieces Valentine's.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, I didn't pre booked, sorry, honey. But also it

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<v Speaker 6>works close for the rides within the shopping cinemeter. Those

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<v Speaker 6>lights a flashing, it must be broken.

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<v Speaker 4>You're listening to the Christian Know Carl Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 3>Waiting for us. Now we've got chantel. What's your mom's

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<v Speaker 3>threat at the airport at.

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<v Speaker 7>The value claim?

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<v Speaker 4>And if I tried to walk on or put my

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<v Speaker 4>feet on the baggage claim.

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<v Speaker 7>The floor, burglar would come and rip my arms and

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<v Speaker 7>lips off.

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<v Speaker 1>That again, is something from a horror movie. Chilling.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, well, as kids, they were so fascinated with that

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<v Speaker 5>baggage claim. I really wanted to get on it and

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<v Speaker 5>go back through the strap on the other side. Yes,

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<v Speaker 5>it was my Narnia.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, just underpaid people lugging suitcases.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what's there, Narnia. Ah right, chant out, thank you

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<v Speaker 1>very much?

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<v Speaker 3>What man's na I can easy arrange you to go

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<v Speaker 3>and spend a day in that Narnia.

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<v Speaker 1>They'd love to have another guy helping them out.

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<v Speaker 5>Not so many lines more.

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<v Speaker 3>Joe were talking about mom warnings today. What did your

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<v Speaker 3>mum say well.

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<v Speaker 7>It was actually myself and my young children would absolutely

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<v Speaker 7>beg me to take them to the indoor play center,

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<v Speaker 7>so I would pick up the phone, give them a call,

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<v Speaker 7>pretend to give them a call, no call being made,

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<v Speaker 7>and oh hello.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, oh gee, that's terrible. I hang up the phone

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<v Speaker 7>and sadly say to the children, I'm sorry. It's been

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<v Speaker 7>closed because a child has had a little accident in

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<v Speaker 7>the ballpit, had a story.

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<v Speaker 5>They wouldn't just accept it.

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<v Speaker 1>Action number one? Number two? Did they vomit or is

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<v Speaker 1>it diarrhea?

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<v Speaker 7>Call them that's a little number two?

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<v Speaker 1>You had that one ready? How many times you to

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<v Speaker 1>do this? Now I'm just calling dizzy lad now they.

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<v Speaker 7>Mean, well many many times, many times.

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<v Speaker 1>The kids your favorite the world Daffy Ducks has follow through.

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<v Speaker 1>We can't go, we can't go. This is amazing. Every

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<v Speaker 1>day there was some other phone call the kids you

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<v Speaker 1>go there? So from mum the stream pools are just

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<v Speaker 1>been emptied.

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<v Speaker 5>Let me guess, mom, another pool, another pool they've closed.

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<v Speaker 1>Tullo Marine Airport. Poos everywhere all over the wrong way.

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<v Speaker 3>We got time for one last call about mum warning.

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<v Speaker 3>So it's Danny, Danny, thanks for holding on, mate, What

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<v Speaker 3>have you got for us, buddy?

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<v Speaker 7>Well, my daughter went to a stage of slamming her

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<v Speaker 7>bedroom door quite regularly, and I got a bit sick

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<v Speaker 7>of that, and so the next time she was dad,

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<v Speaker 7>I said, well, you did that one more time and

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<v Speaker 7>you won't have a door. So the next time she

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<v Speaker 7>did it, I let it slide, and the next day,

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<v Speaker 7>when she was at school, I took the door off.

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<v Speaker 6>And she never got it back.

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<v Speaker 7>Towards three and a half years years no door, that's right.

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<v Speaker 7>She had to earn it back and she never earned

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<v Speaker 7>it back.

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<v Speaker 1>So there's a new TV reality show.

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<v Speaker 8>Earned the door, the door, Win the door, and I

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<v Speaker 8>could gain brighter.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. Yesterday.

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<v Speaker 3>I was enjoying a nice doze on the couch about

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<v Speaker 3>half four and then one of my kids, the fifteen

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<v Speaker 3>year old loist, didn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Even say excuse me or I, she just went you

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<v Speaker 1>wake up? I was like, what, you wake up? Need

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<v Speaker 1>to go to office?

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<v Speaker 6>Works?

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<v Speaker 3>When everything's now with teenagers, right, there's no in a

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<v Speaker 3>minute or we do that an hour's time or.

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<v Speaker 1>Now I'm like, now we need to go what? Why? Now?

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<v Speaker 1>I need a I need a scientific.

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<v Speaker 3>Calculator, was like, oh god, so we go to look

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<v Speaker 3>for these calculators, right, and do you know much this calculator?

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<v Speaker 5>I bet over one hundred easily. Yeah, two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, unless you're going to be trainee for NASA.

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<v Speaker 1>This kid hates MASS.

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<v Speaker 3>I failed MASS. She's sort of a long line of

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<v Speaker 3>dim witted people. Are no good mass. Two hundred dollars.

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<v Speaker 3>I could hire a nerd to stand by and crunch

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<v Speaker 3>the numbers. That two hundred dollars right, this calculator and

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<v Speaker 3>it does look very scientific.

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<v Speaker 5>You didn't have the scientific calculator at school?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we did. I still don't know what that's do

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<v Speaker 1>you remember that? Is it sign or sin?

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<v Speaker 5>But I would not know my way around that one

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<v Speaker 5>bit except for.

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<v Speaker 3>Writing boobles, you can do that on any I don't

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<v Speaker 3>know what I know to do with a calculator. Are

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<v Speaker 3>there other functions on there? Two hundred dollars to write

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<v Speaker 3>boob let's want to rip off?

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<v Speaker 5>We had a guy at school who could put games

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<v Speaker 5>on your scientific calculator. So you puts on a version

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<v Speaker 5>of Daytona where you kid, you could do a race course,

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<v Speaker 5>but to do actually sign and tangents.

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<v Speaker 1>Is it sign or sin?

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<v Speaker 5>Sign? Said, I just remember CO sign?

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<v Speaker 1>What is what A what a sign stand for?

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<v Speaker 5>CO sign? I know it something.

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<v Speaker 1>What to sign stand for? This is what happens.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't pay attention at school, you'll lend up

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<v Speaker 3>in a job like this on the line right now,

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<v Speaker 3>probably horrified as a math teacher, a mandate sign? What

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<v Speaker 3>do sign stand for?

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<v Speaker 9>On the calculator, it's actually S, I and E, So

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<v Speaker 9>that's why it's sign rather than sin and causes actually

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<v Speaker 9>CO signed, but ten's not abbreviated, so they're not going

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<v Speaker 9>to try and fit all the other letters onto the calculator.

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<v Speaker 10>That's why it's abbreviated. But that's why it's fine. And

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<v Speaker 10>it's about the relationship between two sides of a right

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<v Speaker 10>angle triangle. So thousands of years ago, Postagoras discovers that basically,

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<v Speaker 10>if you have a right angle triangle where you've got

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<v Speaker 10>your corner. Effectively, if you were to take a piece

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<v Speaker 10>of string, stay and take it off the top of

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<v Speaker 10>the building and you attach it to the ground, if

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<v Speaker 10>you know how long your string is, if you measure

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<v Speaker 10>the angle between the string and the ground, that will

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<v Speaker 10>actually tell you the relationship, and you'll be able to

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<v Speaker 10>find out exactly.

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<v Speaker 9>How high are.

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<v Speaker 5>Pothagris theorem Christian to know what you've written down there,

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<v Speaker 5>because I saw you writing while she's talking. There's no

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<v Speaker 5>resemblance to.

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<v Speaker 1>Take that back. I've actually written.

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<v Speaker 5>Just throwing a triangle and written right angle.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm having to get top marks from teach today, Amanda.

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<v Speaker 5>And you spelled sign wrong. You've written s I g in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's phonetically. Because I keep saying shin, I keep saying

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<v Speaker 1>what is sin? People are going to go. I know

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<v Speaker 1>he's a Christian, he's obsessed with sin today? What's happening?

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<v Speaker 1>And why must I sind you?

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<v Speaker 10>Sorry not teaching religion today?

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<v Speaker 1>That I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't have to spend a lot of time whine

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<v Speaker 3>about right angles when we at school didn't we right angles?

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<v Speaker 5>Right angles is big businesses right angles.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay. So that's what SIGN stands for.

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<v Speaker 10>That's what it stands for. And the other thing I

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<v Speaker 10>wanted to mention for you, I really hope you didn't

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<v Speaker 10>buy a scientific calculator yesterday. I hope it was a

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<v Speaker 10>CAZ calculator because the CAS calculators cost about two hundred dollars,

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<v Speaker 10>and one of the reasons that kids love using them

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<v Speaker 10>is because if you know how to press the right buttons,

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<v Speaker 10>it does all of the mass for you. That's the

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<v Speaker 10>I got good because the scientific ones should cost you

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<v Speaker 10>no more than about twenty oh no, no.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I got the cheatish one. I got the two

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<v Speaker 1>hundred dollar megathine do all the for me. She just

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<v Speaker 1>picked it out, so she needed this one. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 10>That's why, because it does most of the mask for you.

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<v Speaker 10>Don't have to understand the thing you just pressed about them.

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<v Speaker 3>Noble for that technology do the a right angle.

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<v Speaker 5>Technology has got it. They know how to calculate.

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<v Speaker 3>In the way of that, you know, shut out technology,

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