Speaker 1: Question.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Things your Mum Said? You know, those mum warnings often
Speaker 3: made up just to stop us doing something they don't
Speaker 3: want to do. So it's it's kind of like behavior
Speaker 3: they don't want extreme situation will happen. That's the equation,
Speaker 3: isn't it. You know, it's like a really big threat.
Speaker 3: If you do a certain thing equals death or slow
Speaker 3: agonizing pain. Face is being stuck that way for life,
Speaker 3: losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach. It's
Speaker 3: all of that, isn't it?
Speaker 4: For me?
Speaker 5: Always? My mum didn't want us to drink out of
Speaker 5: soft drink cans because the fear of wasps flying into them.
Speaker 1: And let's just let's just say this right. Nature is beautiful,
Speaker 1: wasps our fish past. What is the wasp's problem with us?
Speaker 5: That's what see? This was the warning I always got
Speaker 5: that they would go down my throat and on their
Speaker 5: way down they would sting the sides of my throat.
Speaker 1: Come on, wasps, what if we do? Where does this
Speaker 1: come from? What are your problems? Wasps?
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Speaker 3: Patsy what's it? If you please tell us the Santa
Speaker 3: Claus One.
Speaker 5: Mum always threatened with us with Christmas Eve if we
Speaker 5: wake up before it was daylight to open our presents,
Speaker 5: that Sanna would be there and he'd throw pepper in
Speaker 5: our eyes. So we were terrified.
Speaker 1: This it's like something of a horror movie.
Speaker 5: Broke, I can't.
Speaker 2: See, believe I saw him, and then take my sight
Speaker 2: with Pepper to.
Speaker 5: Be the happiest day.
Speaker 1: I was just so excited, So.
Speaker 5: It's like, don't you dare wake up or you'll be blinded.
Speaker 3: It also just means that basically had one sack for
Speaker 3: the toys and then some abundance of ground Pepper on
Speaker 3: the bell on a pouch, you know, like a gun singer.
Speaker 1: So it's either president or Pepper. Peel pee, take your
Speaker 1: pig kids, peel.
Speaker 5: P and he's waiting for you behind the couch in
Speaker 5: case you come down before daylight.
Speaker 3: You sneaking bur in your eyes. That's ap for Christmas,
Speaker 3: Santa out mate, Drop Louise.
Speaker 1: So what did your mom say?
Speaker 4: Well, she used to threaten us. She had five children
Speaker 4: Christian in a small three bedroom house, so she used
Speaker 4: to threaten us if we'd leave our things lying around,
Speaker 4: she'd open the back door and throw them.
Speaker 6: Out the back door.
Speaker 7: Well guess what she used to do it, Christian, I
Speaker 7: love you mom.
Speaker 1: That is great. Carry out with those threats, carry out
Speaker 1: with them.
Speaker 4: But I just wish that I used to do it
Speaker 4: to my kids. Yeah, I wish I did it, but no,
Speaker 4: I didn't have mum's starts. So yeah, to this day,
Speaker 4: I can still remember it, Christian, And yeah, I say
Speaker 4: good on your mom. Yeah, and I'm fifty nine and
Speaker 4: I still remember it to this day.
Speaker 3: Christian, I spent a lot of time going out the
Speaker 3: back yard getting all your gear back.
Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, definitely, So I say good on your mom.
Speaker 3: Awesome, all right, thank you very much, Louis Ys go
Speaker 3: to Melinda. Thank you? How many times you said my name?
Speaker 3: By the way, I was doing a drinking goin then
Speaker 3: I'm drunk, Melinda. What did your mum say?
Speaker 6: Let I say it to my children. So when we
Speaker 6: go past a fast food outlet like macas or anything,
Speaker 6: and the lights are on, that means it's fully booked.
Speaker 6: And if we happen to go there, if we happen
Speaker 6: to go there, I've already pre booked.
Speaker 2: The chef's table right by chip please no more table, sir, Yes,
Speaker 2: pieces Valentine's.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't pre booked, sorry, honey. But also it
Speaker 6: works close for the rides within the shopping cinemeter. Those
Speaker 6: lights a flashing, it must be broken.
Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Waiting for us. Now we've got chantel. What's your mom's
Speaker 3: threat at the airport at.
Speaker 7: The value claim?
Speaker 4: And if I tried to walk on or put my
Speaker 4: feet on the baggage claim.
Speaker 7: The floor, burglar would come and rip my arms and
Speaker 7: lips off.
Speaker 1: That again, is something from a horror movie. Chilling.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well, as kids, they were so fascinated with that
Speaker 5: baggage claim. I really wanted to get on it and
Speaker 5: go back through the strap on the other side. Yes,
Speaker 5: it was my Narnia.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, just underpaid people lugging suitcases.
Speaker 1: That's what's there, Narnia. Ah right, chant out, thank you
Speaker 1: very much?
Speaker 3: What man's na I can easy arrange you to go
Speaker 3: and spend a day in that Narnia.
Speaker 1: They'd love to have another guy helping them out.
Speaker 5: Not so many lines more.
Speaker 3: Joe were talking about mom warnings today. What did your
Speaker 3: mum say well.
Speaker 7: It was actually myself and my young children would absolutely
Speaker 7: beg me to take them to the indoor play center,
Speaker 7: so I would pick up the phone, give them a call,
Speaker 7: pretend to give them a call, no call being made,
Speaker 7: and oh hello.
Speaker 4: Good morning.
Speaker 7: Yes, oh gee, that's terrible. I hang up the phone
Speaker 7: and sadly say to the children, I'm sorry. It's been
Speaker 7: closed because a child has had a little accident in
Speaker 7: the ballpit, had a story.
Speaker 5: They wouldn't just accept it.
Speaker 1: Action number one? Number two? Did they vomit or is
Speaker 1: it diarrhea?
Speaker 7: Call them that's a little number two?
Speaker 1: You had that one ready? How many times you to
Speaker 1: do this? Now I'm just calling dizzy lad now they.
Speaker 7: Mean, well many many times, many times.
Speaker 1: The kids your favorite the world Daffy Ducks has follow through.
Speaker 1: We can't go, we can't go. This is amazing. Every
Speaker 1: day there was some other phone call the kids you
Speaker 1: go there? So from mum the stream pools are just
Speaker 1: been emptied.
Speaker 5: Let me guess, mom, another pool, another pool they've closed.
Speaker 1: Tullo Marine Airport. Poos everywhere all over the wrong way.
Speaker 3: We got time for one last call about mum warning.
Speaker 3: So it's Danny, Danny, thanks for holding on, mate, What
Speaker 3: have you got for us, buddy?
Speaker 7: Well, my daughter went to a stage of slamming her
Speaker 7: bedroom door quite regularly, and I got a bit sick
Speaker 7: of that, and so the next time she was dad,
Speaker 7: I said, well, you did that one more time and
Speaker 7: you won't have a door. So the next time she
Speaker 7: did it, I let it slide, and the next day,
Speaker 7: when she was at school, I took the door off.
Speaker 6: And she never got it back.
Speaker 7: Towards three and a half years years no door, that's right.
Speaker 7: She had to earn it back and she never earned
Speaker 7: it back.
Speaker 1: So there's a new TV reality show.
Speaker 8: Earned the door, the door, Win the door, and I
Speaker 8: could gain brighter.
Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. Yesterday.
Speaker 3: I was enjoying a nice doze on the couch about
Speaker 3: half four and then one of my kids, the fifteen
Speaker 3: year old loist, didn't.
Speaker 1: Even say excuse me or I, she just went you
Speaker 1: wake up? I was like, what, you wake up? Need
Speaker 1: to go to office?
Speaker 6: Works?
Speaker 3: When everything's now with teenagers, right, there's no in a
Speaker 3: minute or we do that an hour's time or.
Speaker 1: Now I'm like, now we need to go what? Why? Now?
Speaker 1: I need a I need a scientific.
Speaker 3: Calculator, was like, oh god, so we go to look
Speaker 3: for these calculators, right, and do you know much this calculator?
Speaker 5: I bet over one hundred easily. Yeah, two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: You know, unless you're going to be trainee for NASA.
Speaker 1: This kid hates MASS.
Speaker 3: I failed MASS. She's sort of a long line of
Speaker 3: dim witted people. Are no good mass. Two hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: I could hire a nerd to stand by and crunch
Speaker 3: the numbers. That two hundred dollars right, this calculator and
Speaker 3: it does look very scientific.
Speaker 5: You didn't have the scientific calculator at school?
Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. I still don't know what that's do
Speaker 1: you remember that? Is it sign or sin?
Speaker 5: But I would not know my way around that one
Speaker 5: bit except for.
Speaker 3: Writing boobles, you can do that on any I don't
Speaker 3: know what I know to do with a calculator. Are
Speaker 3: there other functions on there? Two hundred dollars to write
Speaker 3: boob let's want to rip off?
Speaker 5: We had a guy at school who could put games
Speaker 5: on your scientific calculator. So you puts on a version
Speaker 5: of Daytona where you kid, you could do a race course,
Speaker 5: but to do actually sign and tangents.
Speaker 1: Is it sign or sin?
Speaker 5: Sign? Said, I just remember CO sign?
Speaker 1: What is what A what a sign stand for?
Speaker 5: CO sign? I know it something.
Speaker 1: What to sign stand for? This is what happens.
Speaker 3: If you don't pay attention at school, you'll lend up
Speaker 3: in a job like this on the line right now,
Speaker 3: probably horrified as a math teacher, a mandate sign? What
Speaker 3: do sign stand for?
Speaker 9: On the calculator, it's actually S, I and E, So
Speaker 9: that's why it's sign rather than sin and causes actually
Speaker 9: CO signed, but ten's not abbreviated, so they're not going
Speaker 9: to try and fit all the other letters onto the calculator.
Speaker 10: That's why it's abbreviated. But that's why it's fine. And
Speaker 10: it's about the relationship between two sides of a right
Speaker 10: angle triangle. So thousands of years ago, Postagoras discovers that basically,
Speaker 10: if you have a right angle triangle where you've got
Speaker 10: your corner. Effectively, if you were to take a piece
Speaker 10: of string, stay and take it off the top of
Speaker 10: the building and you attach it to the ground, if
Speaker 10: you know how long your string is, if you measure
Speaker 10: the angle between the string and the ground, that will
Speaker 10: actually tell you the relationship, and you'll be able to
Speaker 10: find out exactly.
Speaker 9: How high are.
Speaker 5: Pothagris theorem Christian to know what you've written down there,
Speaker 5: because I saw you writing while she's talking. There's no
Speaker 5: resemblance to.
Speaker 1: Take that back. I've actually written.
Speaker 5: Just throwing a triangle and written right angle.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm having to get top marks from teach today, Amanda.
Speaker 5: And you spelled sign wrong. You've written s I g in.
Speaker 1: It's phonetically. Because I keep saying shin, I keep saying
Speaker 1: what is sin? People are going to go. I know
Speaker 1: he's a Christian, he's obsessed with sin today? What's happening?
Speaker 1: And why must I sind you?
Speaker 10: Sorry not teaching religion today?
Speaker 1: That I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3: We don't have to spend a lot of time whine
Speaker 3: about right angles when we at school didn't we right angles?
Speaker 5: Right angles is big businesses right angles.
Speaker 1: Okay. So that's what SIGN stands for.
Speaker 10: That's what it stands for. And the other thing I
Speaker 10: wanted to mention for you, I really hope you didn't
Speaker 10: buy a scientific calculator yesterday. I hope it was a
Speaker 10: CAZ calculator because the CAS calculators cost about two hundred dollars,
Speaker 10: and one of the reasons that kids love using them
Speaker 10: is because if you know how to press the right buttons,
Speaker 10: it does all of the mass for you. That's the
Speaker 10: I got good because the scientific ones should cost you
Speaker 10: no more than about twenty oh no, no.
Speaker 1: No, I got the cheatish one. I got the two
Speaker 1: hundred dollar megathine do all the for me. She just
Speaker 1: picked it out, so she needed this one. I don't know.
Speaker 10: That's why, because it does most of the mask for you.
Speaker 10: Don't have to understand the thing you just pressed about them.
Speaker 3: Noble for that technology do the a right angle.
Speaker 5: Technology has got it. They know how to calculate.
Speaker 3: In the way of that, you know, shut out technology,
Speaker 3: Move out Pythagoras. This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.