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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Things your Mum Said? You know, those mum warnings often

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Speaker 3: made up just to stop us doing something they don't

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Speaker 3: want to do. So it's it's kind of like behavior

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Speaker 3: they don't want extreme situation will happen. That's the equation,

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Speaker 3: isn't it. You know, it's like a really big threat.

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Speaker 3: If you do a certain thing equals death or slow

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Speaker 3: agonizing pain. Face is being stuck that way for life,

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Speaker 3: losing your sight, taste, something happening to your stomach. It's

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Speaker 3: all of that, isn't it?

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Speaker 4: For me?

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Speaker 5: Always? My mum didn't want us to drink out of

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Speaker 5: soft drink cans because the fear of wasps flying into them.

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Speaker 1: And let's just let's just say this right. Nature is beautiful,

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Speaker 1: wasps our fish past. What is the wasp's problem with us?

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Speaker 5: That's what see? This was the warning I always got

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Speaker 5: that they would go down my throat and on their

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Speaker 5: way down they would sting the sides of my throat.

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Speaker 1: Come on, wasps, what if we do? Where does this

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Speaker 1: come from? What are your problems? Wasps?

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Speaker 3: David Apps to record his nets Netflix special By the way,

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Speaker 3: Patsy what's it? If you please tell us the Santa

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Speaker 3: Claus One.

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Speaker 5: Mum always threatened with us with Christmas Eve if we

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Speaker 5: wake up before it was daylight to open our presents,

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Speaker 5: that Sanna would be there and he'd throw pepper in

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Speaker 5: our eyes. So we were terrified.

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Speaker 1: This it's like something of a horror movie.

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Speaker 5: Broke, I can't.

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Speaker 2: See, believe I saw him, and then take my sight

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Speaker 2: with Pepper to.

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Speaker 5: Be the happiest day.

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Speaker 1: I was just so excited, So.

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Speaker 5: It's like, don't you dare wake up or you'll be blinded.

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Speaker 3: It also just means that basically had one sack for

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Speaker 3: the toys and then some abundance of ground Pepper on

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Speaker 3: the bell on a pouch, you know, like a gun singer.

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Speaker 1: So it's either president or Pepper. Peel pee, take your

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Speaker 1: pig kids, peel.

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Speaker 5: P and he's waiting for you behind the couch in

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Speaker 5: case you come down before daylight.

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Speaker 3: You sneaking bur in your eyes. That's ap for Christmas,

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Speaker 3: Santa out mate, Drop Louise.

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Speaker 1: So what did your mom say?

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Speaker 4: Well, she used to threaten us. She had five children

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Speaker 4: Christian in a small three bedroom house, so she used

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Speaker 4: to threaten us if we'd leave our things lying around,

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Speaker 4: she'd open the back door and throw them.

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Speaker 6: Out the back door.

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Speaker 7: Well guess what she used to do it, Christian, I

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Speaker 7: love you mom.

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Speaker 1: That is great. Carry out with those threats, carry out

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Speaker 1: with them.

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Speaker 4: But I just wish that I used to do it

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Speaker 4: to my kids. Yeah, I wish I did it, but no,

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Speaker 4: I didn't have mum's starts. So yeah, to this day,

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Speaker 4: I can still remember it, Christian, And yeah, I say

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Speaker 4: good on your mom. Yeah, and I'm fifty nine and

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Speaker 4: I still remember it to this day.

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Speaker 3: Christian, I spent a lot of time going out the

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Speaker 3: back yard getting all your gear back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, definitely, definitely, So I say good on your mom.

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Speaker 3: Awesome, all right, thank you very much, Louis Ys go

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Speaker 3: to Melinda. Thank you? How many times you said my name?

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Speaker 3: By the way, I was doing a drinking goin then

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Speaker 3: I'm drunk, Melinda. What did your mum say?

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Speaker 6: Let I say it to my children. So when we

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Speaker 6: go past a fast food outlet like macas or anything,

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Speaker 6: and the lights are on, that means it's fully booked.

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Speaker 6: And if we happen to go there, if we happen

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Speaker 6: to go there, I've already pre booked.

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Speaker 2: The chef's table right by chip please no more table, sir, Yes,

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Speaker 2: pieces Valentine's.

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Speaker 6: Yeah, I didn't pre booked, sorry, honey. But also it

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Speaker 6: works close for the rides within the shopping cinemeter. Those

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Speaker 6: lights a flashing, it must be broken.

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Speaker 4: You're listening to the Christian Know Carl Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: Waiting for us. Now we've got chantel. What's your mom's

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Speaker 3: threat at the airport at.

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Speaker 7: The value claim?

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Speaker 4: And if I tried to walk on or put my

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Speaker 4: feet on the baggage claim.

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Speaker 7: The floor, burglar would come and rip my arms and

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Speaker 7: lips off.

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Speaker 1: That again, is something from a horror movie. Chilling.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well, as kids, they were so fascinated with that

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Speaker 5: baggage claim. I really wanted to get on it and

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Speaker 5: go back through the strap on the other side. Yes,

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Speaker 5: it was my Narnia.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, just underpaid people lugging suitcases.

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Speaker 1: That's what's there, Narnia. Ah right, chant out, thank you

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Speaker 1: very much?

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Speaker 3: What man's na I can easy arrange you to go

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Speaker 3: and spend a day in that Narnia.

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Speaker 1: They'd love to have another guy helping them out.

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Speaker 5: Not so many lines more.

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Speaker 3: Joe were talking about mom warnings today. What did your

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Speaker 3: mum say well.

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Speaker 7: It was actually myself and my young children would absolutely

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Speaker 7: beg me to take them to the indoor play center,

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Speaker 7: so I would pick up the phone, give them a call,

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Speaker 7: pretend to give them a call, no call being made,

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Speaker 7: and oh hello.

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Speaker 4: Good morning.

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Speaker 7: Yes, oh gee, that's terrible. I hang up the phone

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Speaker 7: and sadly say to the children, I'm sorry. It's been

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Speaker 7: the ballpit, had a story.

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Speaker 5: They wouldn't just accept it.

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Speaker 1: Action number one? Number two? Did they vomit or is

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Speaker 1: it diarrhea?

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Speaker 7: Call them that's a little number two?

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Speaker 1: You had that one ready? How many times you to

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Speaker 1: do this? Now I'm just calling dizzy lad now they.

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Speaker 7: Mean, well many many times, many times.

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Speaker 1: The kids your favorite the world Daffy Ducks has follow through.

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Speaker 1: We can't go, we can't go. This is amazing. Every

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Speaker 1: day there was some other phone call the kids you

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Speaker 1: go there? So from mum the stream pools are just

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Speaker 1: been emptied.

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Speaker 5: Let me guess, mom, another pool, another pool they've closed.

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Speaker 1: Tullo Marine Airport. Poos everywhere all over the wrong way.

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Speaker 3: We got time for one last call about mum warning.

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Speaker 3: So it's Danny, Danny, thanks for holding on, mate, What

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Speaker 7: Well, my daughter went to a stage of slamming her

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Speaker 7: I said, well, you did that one more time and

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Speaker 7: did it, I let it slide, and the next day,

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Speaker 7: when she was at school, I took the door off.

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Speaker 6: And she never got it back.

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Speaker 7: Towards three and a half years years no door, that's right.

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Speaker 7: She had to earn it back and she never earned

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Speaker 1: So there's a new TV reality show.

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Speaker 8: Earned the door, the door, Win the door, and I

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Speaker 8: could gain brighter.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast. Yesterday.

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Speaker 3: I was enjoying a nice doze on the couch about

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Speaker 3: half four and then one of my kids, the fifteen

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Speaker 1: Even say excuse me or I, she just went you

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Speaker 1: wake up? I was like, what, you wake up? Need

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Speaker 1: to go to office?

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Speaker 6: Works?

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Speaker 3: When everything's now with teenagers, right, there's no in a

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Speaker 3: minute or we do that an hour's time or.

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Speaker 1: Now I'm like, now we need to go what? Why? Now?

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Speaker 1: I need a I need a scientific.

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Speaker 3: Calculator, was like, oh god, so we go to look

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Speaker 3: for these calculators, right, and do you know much this calculator?

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Speaker 5: I bet over one hundred easily. Yeah, two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: You know, unless you're going to be trainee for NASA.

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Speaker 1: This kid hates MASS.

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Speaker 3: I failed MASS. She's sort of a long line of

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Speaker 3: dim witted people. Are no good mass. Two hundred dollars.

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Speaker 3: I could hire a nerd to stand by and crunch

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Speaker 3: the numbers. That two hundred dollars right, this calculator and

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Speaker 3: it does look very scientific.

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Speaker 5: You didn't have the scientific calculator at school?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we did. I still don't know what that's do

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Speaker 1: you remember that? Is it sign or sin?

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Speaker 5: But I would not know my way around that one

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Speaker 3: Writing boobles, you can do that on any I don't

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Speaker 3: there other functions on there? Two hundred dollars to write

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Speaker 5: We had a guy at school who could put games

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Speaker 5: on your scientific calculator. So you puts on a version

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Speaker 5: of Daytona where you kid, you could do a race course,

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Speaker 1: Is it sign or sin?

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Speaker 5: Sign? Said, I just remember CO sign?

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Speaker 1: What is what A what a sign stand for?

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Speaker 5: CO sign? I know it something.

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Speaker 1: What to sign stand for? This is what happens.

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Speaker 3: If you don't pay attention at school, you'll lend up

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Speaker 3: in a job like this on the line right now,

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Speaker 3: probably horrified as a math teacher, a mandate sign? What

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Speaker 9: On the calculator, it's actually S, I and E, So

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Speaker 10: That's why it's abbreviated. But that's why it's fine. And

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Speaker 10: if you have a right angle triangle where you've got

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Speaker 9: How high are.

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Speaker 5: Pothagris theorem Christian to know what you've written down there,

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Speaker 5: because I saw you writing while she's talking. There's no

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Speaker 5: resemblance to.

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Speaker 1: Take that back. I've actually written.

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Speaker 5: Just throwing a triangle and written right angle.

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Speaker 3: Yes, I'm having to get top marks from teach today, Amanda.

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Speaker 5: And you spelled sign wrong. You've written s I g in.

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Speaker 1: It's phonetically. Because I keep saying shin, I keep saying

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Speaker 1: what is sin? People are going to go. I know

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Speaker 1: he's a Christian, he's obsessed with sin today? What's happening?

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Speaker 1: And why must I sind you?

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Speaker 10: Sorry not teaching religion today?

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Speaker 1: That I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 3: We don't have to spend a lot of time whine

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Speaker 3: about right angles when we at school didn't we right angles?

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Speaker 5: Right angles is big businesses right angles.

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Speaker 1: Okay. So that's what SIGN stands for.

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Speaker 10: That's what it stands for. And the other thing I

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Speaker 10: CAZ calculator because the CAS calculators cost about two hundred dollars,

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Speaker 10: and one of the reasons that kids love using them

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Speaker 10: That's why, because it does most of the mask for you.

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Speaker 10: Don't have to understand the thing you just pressed about them.

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Speaker 3: Noble for that technology do the a right angle.

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Speaker 5: Technology has got it. They know how to calculate.

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Speaker 3: In the way of that, you know, shut out technology,

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Speaker 3: Move out Pythagoras. This is the Christian o'connells Show podcast.