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Speaker 2: R ow.

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Speaker 1: Welcome back to two Ging Dads. I am Mattie Jay

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Speaker 1: and I'm.

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Speaker 3: This is a podcast that happens to be all about parenting.

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Speaker 3: It's the good the bad. And if you've come wanting

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Speaker 3: any type of advice, I will stop you right now

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Speaker 3: and just say that none will be given.

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Speaker 1: Zero.

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Speaker 3: We do have to say that for legal reasons as well.

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Speaker 3: Every now and then we will offer a peppering of

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Speaker 3: advice which is purely accidental and it's just Ash and

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Speaker 3: I pretending like we know.

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Speaker 1: What we're doing. We have in fact checked that at

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Speaker 1: all when clearly we don't.

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Speaker 3: Ash, I haven't said this to you, and I'm sorry

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Speaker 3: sorry it's taken so long. I wanted to say thank you.

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Speaker 1: Oh fuck off? What for thank you?

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Speaker 3: I like to me it was a real obvious point

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Speaker 3: in the relationship that I now know that we have

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Speaker 3: stepped it up a notch. Okay, yeah, you came to

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Speaker 3: Lola's birthday party.

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Speaker 1: I did, I did.

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Speaker 2: I didn't even tell my kids it was their birthday.

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Speaker 3: Do you know how many people bessaged me and said,

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Speaker 3: whose birthday was it?

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Speaker 1: Lola's? Oscar?

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Speaker 2: I got a heap of did you tell Oscar it

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Speaker 3: It was for reference, my daughter Lola had a three

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Speaker 3: year old birthday party recently. But why do people think

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Speaker 2: So my kids are what coming up to five and

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Speaker 2: the other ones two, and neither of them have had

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Speaker 2: a birthday party. Because I do this genius thing to

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Speaker 2: save money, whatever birthday party we go to or attend,

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Speaker 2: I just tell my kid it's their birthday. Also, it

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Speaker 2: and now it's an ongoing joke. For example, I have

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Speaker 2: a friend whose kid was born the same day, a

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Speaker 2: year later than Macy, but they like to throw birthday parties.

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Speaker 2: So that means every year Macy gets her birthday party to.

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Speaker 1: The point where they even like ReLit the candle.

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Speaker 2: They re lit the candles this year. Yeah, actually they

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Speaker 2: had a separate cake for Macy. I got to this

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Speaker 2: and I was like, what the Fuck's going on here?

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Speaker 3: I didn't think to myself, I should have gotten a

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Speaker 3: cake for your kids.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, I didn't know. That's that's all right. They hate

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Speaker 1: you know. It was quite the.

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Speaker 3: Trek and it was a start, and I do want

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Speaker 3: to say I really appreciate the effort that you put in.

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Speaker 1: And you were serving beers. I did. I was about it.

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Speaker 1: I was serving. How could I forget? I know, how

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Speaker 1: could I? That's okay.

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Speaker 2: So today we are, of course thanking stone and wood

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Speaker 2: with a nice specific ale.

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Speaker 1: May I have a little.

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Speaker 2: Mmm ah beautiful Barron Bay in a bottle?

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Speaker 1: As they say ash.

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Speaker 3: This delicious little drop is of course inspired by their home,

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Speaker 3: Barron Bay, on the edge of the Pacific Ocean.

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Speaker 1: They brew their golden hazy Pacific.

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Speaker 3: Ale with all Australian barley, wheat and of course Galaxy hops.

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Speaker 3: It wouldn't be a Pacific Ale without the Galaxy Hole.

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Speaker 2: No big tropical fruity blend. It's definitely my favorite drop.

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Speaker 2: I think I've said that every single time. So of

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Speaker 2: course you can get it at all good bottle shops

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Speaker 2: and select hotels and bars where it's actually on tap,

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Speaker 2: which is delightful.

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Speaker 3: As well as select three year old birthday parties. Yes

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Speaker 3: I am in North Bonder, so Stonewood. Thank you for

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Speaker 3: partnering with the podcast, and thank you for providing the

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Speaker 3: goods for Lola's birth for some of the dads and

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Speaker 3: mum's there. And can I just say organizing birthday parties

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Speaker 3: Anyway, I was loading up the car at like seven

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Speaker 1: People going to come to my party? Yes?

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Speaker 3: And I'm like that's right.

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Speaker 3: But also there's a little community hall in Bondy and

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Speaker 1: It's great.

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Speaker 3: So you bring in your own food and drink stone wood,

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Speaker 2: I had a couple of ham and cheese croissants.

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Speaker 3: Did you see the fruit salad that we had there?

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Speaker 1: Have a wild guess aun of bucks? Eighty two dollars?

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Speaker 1: Fuck off? Eighty two for a platter of fruit, for

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Speaker 3: Grapes, cost of living watermelon. And then at that moment,

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Speaker 3: that cost me eighty two dollars?

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Speaker 2: How did a fruit salad cost you eighty two dollars?

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Speaker 1: You tell me? Cost of living. Eh, yeah, I mean it's.

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Speaker 1: Like it was a nightmare. It was a nightmare. Macey

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Speaker 3: Can I give you some advice when you do throw

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Speaker 3: So I've been now drip fitting the presence to kind

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Speaker 2: If she's naughty, you're setting yourself up to fail there,

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Speaker 3: Well, by the time she opens the last one, she's like,

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Speaker 1: That was the plan. No, it doesn't last long. They

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Speaker 3: Marley is very manipulative.

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Speaker 1: Manipulative, they're at that age. Can I be Oscar? Do

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Speaker 3: You know, we were working late the other day, so

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Speaker 1: And nothing. She's like that I can open up all

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Speaker 3: Factor in the fact that your kids are going to

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I mean Marley and Oscar are at the

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Speaker 2: Oscar's got his big boy bed. How many nights a

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Speaker 3: She's actually stopped it. She used to do it every

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Speaker 3: Marley and Lola together, definitely not as much. But every

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Speaker 2: With us, second or third night, that's pretty good. Oscar's

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Speaker 2: like a sneak In kept doing that, kept doing that,

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Speaker 1: Do you sleep naked? No? You asked me this the

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because you don't want Marley coming in the middle

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Speaker 2: I kept saying stop coming in. I was like, I'm

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Speaker 2: I don't mind it sometimes? So we were like, okay,

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Speaker 1: And he knows that.

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Speaker 2: He knows that if I go get out, he'll melt down,

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Speaker 2: does it for x amount of nights in a row.

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Speaker 1: What do you give him?

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's usually like a kind to surprise or something.

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Speaker 2: It's like, if you can do it two or three

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Speaker 2: but you don't get a kick in surprise, we start again,

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Speaker 1: Didn't last one night.

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Speaker 2: But we're like, but if you're going to come in,

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Speaker 3: I feel like he would forget those instructions.

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Speaker 2: There was one time he was grabbing hold of my

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Speaker 2: Then I had to tell him to stop doing that.

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Speaker 3: No, I know, Oscar is like yep, job, job understood.

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Speaker 3: I'll sneak in, and now you're like, crawl in on

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Speaker 3: Every meter you make, only every every meter you make,

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Speaker 3: Person, April, when you're listening to this episode.

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Speaker 1: As you do, all of you look beautiful whenever I

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Speaker 2: Okay, man, keep it in your pants anyway. So I've said,

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Speaker 1: Like a dog, and.

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Speaker 2: Then I was kicking him, no accidentally because he's down

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Speaker 1: So he started doing that, and then I was like,

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Speaker 2: then he was going he was turning on an angle

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Speaker 1: I woke up.

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Speaker 2: I was asleep the other night and I hear this crunching.

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Speaker 2: He's gone downstairs, got the nutra grain box middle of

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Speaker 3: Is he watching his phone as well?

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Speaker 2: The same No, No, he's just sitting there staring at

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Speaker 1: He's getting ready for the day. Bro. It's like twelve

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Speaker 2: One I am or something, and I was like, what

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Speaker 2: are you doing?

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Speaker 1: He goes, I didn't wake you up.

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Speaker 2: I was like, fuck, dude, like seriously, go back to

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Speaker 3: To stop giving him such confusing, conflicting instructions. That's a

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Speaker 3: fair exactly what you wanted.

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Speaker 2: To see spanned from the bed now, So anyone else

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Speaker 2: who has any solutions on that, that'd be that'd be

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Speaker 2: really good.

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Speaker 3: If anyone has any issues with flies in the household,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to show you something I've just purchased, and.

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Speaker 1: Not another tennis racket.

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Speaker 3: There's a fly right on cue it flies.

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Speaker 1: In Finally we're in chat trained segment.

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Speaker 2: Every episode we record there's a fly or a mosquito.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to show you what I purchased. And for

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Speaker 3: anyone who's missed some previous episodes, I had like an

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Speaker 3: electric fly swatter and insects swat like a racket. You're

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Speaker 3: going to hate this because you don't like guns.

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Speaker 1: I'm against guns.

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Speaker 3: Laura is also against guns in the household, But.

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Speaker 1: Okay, I actually low key like that.

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Speaker 2: I don't like guns, but I like the look of that.

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Speaker 3: Listen to this.

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Speaker 2: That's serious, staff. What does it say, do not shoot

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Speaker 2: in face or eyes? Don't tell me what to do?

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Speaker 1: Can give up?

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Speaker 3: This uses salt to kill the flies. Get a lot

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Speaker 3: of flies in this household.

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Speaker 2: Ash and all those fruit platters I was like, enough enough,

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Speaker 2: so I've purchased this and it's that's beautiful.

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Speaker 3: It is amazing. It is amazing. It's I also think

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Speaker 3: now that I've started killing the flies. Once you kill

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Speaker 3: one or two, it's loaded.

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Speaker 2: Just be careful, I'm going to shoot the safety or off.

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Speaker 1: Turn the safety on. Please, Oh geez, it's not loaded.

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Speaker 1: It's not loaded as specific type of salt.

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Speaker 3: So I've used Himalayan pink salt.

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Speaker 1: Holy ship.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it actually does quite just where I'm confused.

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Speaker 3: It's like a shotgun, but with salt, so you kind

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Speaker 3: of aim it towards a fly and like one of

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Speaker 3: the little pellets it comes out of, salt comes out

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Speaker 3: so fast and it just like tears the flight to bits.

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Speaker 2: Okay, but this is what I'm confused about. Go on,

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Speaker 2: that's so small and a fly is so small, Why

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Speaker 2: wouldn't you make it on a bigger scale?

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Speaker 1: And last, that motherfucker.

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Speaker 3: Laura hates it because it has like leaves salt all

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Speaker 3: around the house.

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Speaker 1: Is that to shoot salt out? Then do you want

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Speaker 1: me to shoot you? Thought you'd never ask. I can

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Speaker 1: shoot you to shoot my hands. Okay, it's gonna hurt

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Speaker 1: a little bit. Ok are you ready? Maybe close youre

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Speaker 1: ryes right? No, I want to see what's going to happen.

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Speaker 1: I want to closere right claure rise.

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Speaker 2: Oh it's like when you're at the beach and a

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Speaker 2: big gust of wind come and sands like, do you.

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Speaker 1: Want to shoot me? Yes? Ready? I like it. I

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Speaker 1: don't usually like guns.

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Speaker 3: When I'm home alone during the week, I patrol up

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Speaker 3: and down my house.

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Speaker 2: How many wank breaks do you get when you do

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Speaker 2: that job?

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Speaker 1: Dude?

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Speaker 3: I fucking love it, and I've got a taste for death.

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Speaker 1: Now beautiful.

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Speaker 3: There was one fly that I was hunting for at

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Speaker 3: least half an hour.

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Speaker 1: Oh that on the window? Get it? How could you

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Speaker 1: miss that? Go son?

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Speaker 3: All right, No one's perfect, okay, but yeah, if you

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Speaker 3: have any issues with flyers at home, fly swater is good.

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Speaker 1: Gun even better? Even better?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Yeah yeah.

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Speaker 1: One of my.

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Speaker 3: Favorite movies as a kid was Rambo. And as soon

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Speaker 3: as I have that gun in my hands, it's just

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Speaker 3: like you're going to get you the full outfit. But

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Speaker 3: I can only fire it when the kids are in

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Speaker 3: bed or not here. Yeah, except if the kids spot

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Speaker 3: afly They were like, dad, kill it.

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Speaker 2: If I got that Oscaropy like, get the gun out

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Speaker 2: dat He's already like.

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Speaker 3: No, you'd be like, get out of my fucking bed.

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Speaker 1: Just shoot, I've said get out.

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Speaker 2: He does this thing where he just walks around the

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Speaker 2: house spot and spiders and he's like, get the.

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Speaker 1: Vacuum, Matt.

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Speaker 2: As you may know, we are coming into March, and

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Speaker 2: you know what that means.

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Speaker 1: I don't go before you get there.

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Speaker 2: Footy season is back, yes, of course, yes, every game

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Speaker 2: of every round this NRL and AFL season live with

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Speaker 2: no ad breaks in play on KO.

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Speaker 3: But the most exciting part is Round one of the

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Speaker 3: NL season will be played in none other than Las

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Speaker 3: Vegas for fourteen.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the first game Manly versus the South Sydney Rabbit.

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Speaker 2: O's Matt and I'm born in Manley Hospital, so I

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Speaker 2: am looking forward to that.

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Speaker 1: One question. Do you think they'll win? Yes?

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Speaker 2: With Luke Brooks on the team, yes, come over from

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Speaker 2: the Tigers. Finally he's come over to a team that

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Speaker 2: wins some of the time instead of none of the time.

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Speaker 3: I'm very excited to see the beautiful Brisbane Broncos.

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Speaker 2: I hope they can close a game out this year.

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Speaker 2: We all know from the back end of last year.

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Speaker 3: Let's not talk about the Grand Final where we lost

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Speaker 3: in the last ten minutes. Yeah, not that I've spent

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Speaker 3: many nights crying myself to sleep over that game. But

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Speaker 3: they are taking on the Roosters and it's a tough

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Speaker 3: one for me because I live in Bondai should be

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Speaker 3: supporting Roosters, but originally from Brisbane. They are my team,

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Speaker 3: so let's go Brisbane. But the exciting part is have

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Speaker 3: a guess who has just gotten a job working with

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Speaker 3: KO over in Vegas. It's us. I can't believe it either,

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Speaker 3: but they're flying us over and we may or may

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Speaker 3: not be on the broadcast, but if you would like

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Speaker 3: to try and watch us. The only place to watch

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Speaker 3: both games of the Las Vegas opening doublehead alive is

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Speaker 3: Fox League, available on KO.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and this season you'll be able to watch selected

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Speaker 2: nral AFL plus every F one race in four K.

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Speaker 3: The good news is if you're new to KO, get

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Speaker 3: on board and start your free trial today, and you

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Speaker 3: can also watch the escapades of myself and Ashwarst we're

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Speaker 3: over in Vegas on our socials as well as KOs.

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Speaker 2: I wanted to ask you if the girls had any allergies.

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Speaker 3: They don't have any allergies. I don't have any aalergies,

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Speaker 3: although for a while I did think I claim to

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Speaker 3: have an aalergy. And at I school, in primary school,

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Speaker 3: it must have been like year four, year five. You know,

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Speaker 3: sometimes kids just get really fascinated on a topic. And

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Speaker 1: What's your allergy?

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Speaker 2: And I was like, I need one. I don't have analogy.

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Speaker 3: So I went to my mom and I said, Mom,

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Speaker 3: I'm allergic to Hey, clever for ages like we're going

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Speaker 1: I can't go. We're going to Hayland. I don't know

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Speaker 2: Some kids just like yep, I'm allergic to bees. And

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Speaker 2: Hey it gets anywhere near me, I'm toast?

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Speaker 1: Why do you ask?

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Speaker 2: So I found out the other day that April's friend's

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Speaker 2: child has a weird allergy that I thought it was weird.

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Speaker 2: I haven't done any more research on it, and those

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Speaker 2: of you anymore, have you done any research or yeah?

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Speaker 2: My research was like what happens on TikTok and I

451
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Speaker 2: thought it was very weird. I thought it was strained.

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Speaker 2: They've got three kids, this family, and they bought two

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Speaker 2: guinea pigs.

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Speaker 1: Okay, for the kids as pets living in a cage.

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Speaker 3: Plenty of time for guinea pigs. I got guinea pigs myself. Look,

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Speaker 3: I think just a big guinea pig kind of guy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not into it.

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Speaker 3: Also, Delicious, continue, that's what I want to hear, And

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Speaker 3: I was like, why the fun would you buy guinea pigs?

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Speaker 1: Like, hang on a.

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Speaker 3: Second, guinea pigs are a fucking great This is not okay.

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Speaker 2: I don't need to justify guinea pigs as being great pets.

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Speaker 1: It's just get a normal pad.

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Speaker 3: Throw that kind of shade on guinea pigs. Who are

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Speaker 3: I would say, top three pets.

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Speaker 1: They give your ringworm, wouldn't they? Not me?

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Speaker 2: You fact check that, not me.

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying for people.

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Speaker 2: Like I said, Delicious, it's like it's like it's the

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Speaker 2: equivalent of getting a pigeon.

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Speaker 3: Also fantastic for a pet, but.

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Speaker 1: She was like, he really wanted a lizard. I was like,

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Speaker 1: that lizard's weird.

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Speaker 2: You're setting that kid up to be some weird kid

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Speaker 2: that has gerbils and lizards, snakes. Yeah, next you'd be

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Speaker 2: wearing the skin of other people. You just don't know.

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Speaker 2: And I was like, why didn't you get a normal pet?

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Speaker 2: And she's like like what, I was like a dog

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Speaker 2: and and she was like, we couldn't get a dog

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Speaker 2: because he is allergic to dog saliva. I was like,

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Speaker 2: but in a minute, I was like, allergic to dogs

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Speaker 2: or dog saliva very specific. Can pat a dog, can

483
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Speaker 2: touch a dog, but the dog licks, the dog licks,

484
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Speaker 2: the kid just breaks out in this horrific rash. And

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Speaker 2: I was like, that's so weirdly specific. And now now

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Speaker 2: you know why I thought this was weird. You're looking

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Speaker 2: at me like you've never heard this before.

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Speaker 1: That's fucking wild.

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Speaker 2: That's just And I was like, how did you find

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Speaker 2: that out? You're like, I was like, any particular breed.

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Speaker 1: I asked that question. It's like but.

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Speaker 3: Also I was maybe it's harder as a kid, like

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Speaker 3: how often are you like transferring saliva with a dog.

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Speaker 1: Mean what you're into? Get the peanut but her out,

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Speaker 1: let's find out.

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Speaker 3: But weird right, strange, very range and also it's unfortunate.

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Speaker 2: I do want to ask out there, and I'm going

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Speaker 2: to regret this. Please send in your kids weird allergies.

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Speaker 3: Or even like your own weird allergy as well. Are

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Speaker 3: your kids allergic to anything?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 2: No, nothing at all. I was going to say, well,

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Speaker 2: it isn't Lola allergic to you. I thought that was

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Speaker 2: a bit of allergic low blow, do.

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Speaker 1: Blow my life?

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Speaker 3: Or I'm struggling more than ever before and you're kicking

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Speaker 3: me when.

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Speaker 1: I'm No one cares.

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Speaker 3: Okay, I love how like you wanted to say it.

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Speaker 1: I didn't. I said so much caution.

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Speaker 2: You're like, get out.

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Speaker 1: Is it time for melt It is time for meltdown.

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Speaker 2: It's a fine melt down.

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Speaker 4: Fine okay, So Matt, as you know, this segment is

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Speaker 4: a segment where we read out people who have submitted

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Speaker 4: their children's ridiculous tantrums from not being able to pull

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Speaker 4: a hoodie over their head on a jumper that doesn't

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Speaker 4: have a hood and.

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Speaker 3: If you want to have your tantrum submitted and have

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Speaker 3: it read out by two average.

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Speaker 1: Dads with dyslexia. It needs to yeah, both of whom

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Speaker 1: cannot read. I can't read. Keep them short and I.

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Speaker 2: Was trying to read this one. I want to read

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Speaker 2: out too, and it took me like four good.

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Speaker 1: It needs to be no more than twenty words. It's

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Speaker 1: not making it up. We'll have to get an expert

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Speaker 1: in to read it.

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Speaker 3: But the more outlandish, the more unreasonable, better. I wonder

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Speaker 3: if your kids have had this melt down. This one

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Speaker 3: comes from someone who says that every time my partner

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Speaker 3: gets a beer out of the fridge, a two and

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Speaker 3: a half year old has a massive meltdown because he

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Speaker 3: can't have one as well.

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Speaker 1: Now I know that you get drunk with oscar hitting

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Speaker 1: the piss all the time. N is he ever? Does

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Speaker 1: he want to get in on the action? Does he?

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Speaker 1: But like Dad, I want one?

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Speaker 2: Nah, he could because we've taught him that everything that

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Speaker 2: comes out of a can is spicy. But he does

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Speaker 2: this thing where now that he thinks everything that is

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Speaker 2: in a can is a beer. So the other day

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Speaker 2: I was on the phone in the car and I

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Speaker 2: cracked open a can of energy drink and he's like, Dad,

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Speaker 2: you can't drink while you drive, and like someone on

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Speaker 2: the phone was like, excuse me, and.

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Speaker 1: I was like, shut up, just one. But yeah, that's

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Speaker 1: a good one. I like it.

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Speaker 2: I got a long one, and please please bear with

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Speaker 2: me while I try and read through this. We did

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Speaker 2: give it a warning that we're both this lexic. Hey boys,

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Speaker 2: This comes from Jessica on the email.

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Speaker 1: I'm really nervous. Now, don't take a big breath. You

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Speaker 1: got this.

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Speaker 2: I believe in you, Hey boys, Hey boys, was listening

555
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Speaker 2: to the pod this morning and had a flashback of

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Speaker 2: my now four and a half year old from when

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Speaker 2: I was pregnant with his sister. Stick with me, with me,

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Speaker 2: everybody at home with me.

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Speaker 1: As you were doing so much.

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Speaker 2: I know so well as we all know, there are

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Speaker 2: so many questions, and that particular day, he asked if

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Speaker 2: his sister was going to come out of my bum?

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Speaker 1: Still stick with me.

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Speaker 2: Obviously, human anatomy wasn't his strong point, so I saw

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Speaker 2: it fit to inform him that no, his sister was

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Speaker 2: going to come out of my vagina or through my tummy.

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Speaker 2: If I get a chicken caesar salad czarien, that's what

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Speaker 2: I have to call it.

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Speaker 3: Love that.

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Speaker 2: He then cried and threw himself on the ground because

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Speaker 2: he wanted her to come out of my bum.

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Speaker 1: Thank you Jess for that one, and I got.

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Speaker 3: Through it very kind of saying very well, read a

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Speaker 3: very much.

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Speaker 1: That was good from you.

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Speaker 3: I do have just a real quick one here, okay.

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Speaker 3: And it feels weird on this episode, especially coming from

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Speaker 3: the last episode which was nothing but shit. This one

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Speaker 3: has had no shit. So I thought, let's just put

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Speaker 3: in some ship.

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Speaker 1: It wouldn't be an episode without ship.

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Speaker 3: I know right now everyone this thing is thinking like,

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Speaker 3: when are they going to talk about ship?

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Speaker 2: I know you were like, when's going to set himself?

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Speaker 2: When's thats going to himself?

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Speaker 1: Not today? Yeah, we still have we still have a

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Speaker 1: few minutes. Okay. So this one is from Donna. Donna, No,

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Speaker 1: it's not.

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Speaker 3: I'm like, this one is from Natasha.

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Speaker 1: I said the convision similar spelling names. Get me.

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Speaker 3: I can't do names, Natasha, vinco.

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Speaker 2: You said that like it was a greeting Vincouys.

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Speaker 3: Guys, I have got a toddle about down story for you.

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Speaker 3: My newest meltdown is when I changed my daughter's Pooh nappies.

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Speaker 3: After I've changed nappy and it's rolled up and ready

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Speaker 3: for the bin. She'll say, hey, I want to see it,

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Speaker 3: and I can't unwrap the if anyone is not aware,

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Speaker 3: you gotta like tidly wrap that.

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, otherwise it's just steam.

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Speaker 3: And she has a huge meltdown when I won't let

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Speaker 3: her inspect.

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Speaker 2: But Oscar does this thing where he wants to inspect

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Speaker 2: Macy's pooh and if I don't let me has a

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Speaker 2: meltdown to He's like.

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Speaker 5: Give us a look, Like no, He's like, what, it's

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Speaker 5: like half the size of him. Oh yeah, it's like

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Speaker 5: it looks like you're the size of your leg the ship.

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Speaker 5: She pushes out. Should we do some questions?

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Speaker 1: Let's do some questions. Let's do some questions.

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Speaker 3: Would you let to go first? I would, Actually, I

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Speaker 3: thought you'd never ask. This one is from Donna. That's

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Speaker 3: why I got confused. Girl, Donna vinco to you. Also,

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Speaker 3: I do want to say Donna very active on the Instagram.

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Speaker 1: I thought you were going to say, like, she's a

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Speaker 1: very active person.

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Speaker 3: She loves to run, loves to run, loves to comment.

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Speaker 3: I do want to say a few times she's commented

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Speaker 3: and had no reply from us. Fit fingers and for

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Speaker 3: those instances I want to say I'm sorry, But she

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Speaker 3: said to this question, and I said, what better time

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Speaker 3: than now to answer it? So she says, for Lola

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Speaker 3: and Macy, are they both still in cots? And when

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Speaker 3: are you moving them to beds? My nineteen month old

624
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Speaker 3: is starting to look like she's going to make a

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Speaker 3: break for it from her cot very very soon.

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Speaker 1: She loves to climb.

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Speaker 3: When are you guys going to swap your kid's cots

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Speaker 3: for beds?

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Speaker 1: So Macy's in a cot still? How old is Macy again?

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Speaker 1: Just a bit of two.

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Speaker 2: She'll be in there forever. It's just one lessing I've

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Speaker 2: got to worry about. I've already got one. As you

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Speaker 2: tell her the story earlier, I told in this episode

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Speaker 2: I've got one.

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Speaker 1: Both were mobile.

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Speaker 2: She's also in a cot and Instill in a sleepsuit,

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Speaker 2: so she can't climb unless she developed some really strong

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Speaker 2: upper body muscles and she can crawl out of there.

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Speaker 2: Like the guy from Forest Gump.

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Speaker 1: He's got no legs and he's.

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Speaker 3: Like, how old was Oscar when you put him in

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Speaker 3: a bed?

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Speaker 1: I think it was three? With three was big boy bed?

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Speaker 3: And what was the like the milestone to put him

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Speaker 3: in that bed.

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Speaker 2: Do you remember I think we had It was the

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Speaker 2: same kid with the dogs live healergy who was moving

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Speaker 2: into his big bed.

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Speaker 1: So Oscar wanted to move.

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Speaker 3: Why using the saliva kid.

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Speaker 2: Because because they're mates and he's a little bit older,

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Speaker 2: and he was like, he's moved into his big bed,

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Speaker 2: we may as well. At three, we tagged onto the

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Speaker 2: back of their family three year old.

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Speaker 1: Achievement into a big boy bed. So they do much

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Speaker 1: of our parenting.

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Speaker 3: And how did he go in? Because I'm trying to

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Speaker 3: remember it's half at the start. Because obviously the kids,

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Speaker 3: they roll around so much in their sleep, and all

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Speaker 3: of a sudden when you don't have them confined in.

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Speaker 3: I would often go to check on the Marley and

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Speaker 3: she'd just be like on the ground, like in the

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Speaker 3: middle of the room.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, thankfully we have like a like a little gate

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Speaker 2: that stops him from rolling out.

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Speaker 1: Right.

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Speaker 2: He's not like my wife is his dead body. He's

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Speaker 2: like me, flips and flowers around. He's fallen out the

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Speaker 2: bottom of the bed. Remember I told that story. That's

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Speaker 2: the only time he's falling out of bed. He somehow

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Speaker 2: made his way to the bottom he's quite content. She

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Speaker 2: hasn't tried to get out. She doesn't really.

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Speaker 1: And that's the that's the absolute dream. That's the dream.

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Speaker 1: That's the dream.

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Speaker 3: Marley was was such a climate Lola.

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Speaker 1: She's just too big.

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Speaker 3: She just doesn't she can barely walk around top all

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Speaker 3: over it. But with Marley, she loved to climb like.

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Speaker 1: She was very like.

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Speaker 3: She was up and out of her cot from.

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Speaker 1: A really early age.

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Speaker 3: And I remember one time she was kind of at

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Speaker 3: the cusp of losing her midday nap, like the twelve

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Speaker 3: o'clock nap, which is an awful time because that is such.

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Speaker 1: A beautiful moment of reprieve as a parent. I quit

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Speaker 1: it afterwards.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't do midday No, I'm out.

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Speaker 1: It sucks. I need it. It sucks.

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Speaker 3: But we put we put Marley to sleep, and she

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Speaker 3: was taking a while to get down. Shut the door

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Speaker 3: and she screams, and I'm like, no, I'm not going

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Speaker 3: in there. Like I know that she's screaming she wants

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Speaker 3: me to come in, but but go in then it's

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Speaker 3: going to take it even longer. Try and settle her again.

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Speaker 3: And she was yelling out I'm sleeping, and I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: I know you're sleeping. That's the whole point.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what you're meant to be doing.

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Speaker 3: I kept yelling out I'm sleeping, and I'm like, what

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Speaker 3: is she doing in there?

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Speaker 1: And I was like, do I go in? She's trying

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Speaker 1: to fool you. And I was.

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Speaker 3: Like, I'm not going to go in because that's what

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Speaker 3: she wants. Ye. After a little while, I don't remember

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Speaker 3: exactly how long it was, After like repeated screams of

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Speaker 3: I'm sleeping, I thought I'm going to go in and

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Speaker 3: just check on her. She wasn't saying I'm sleeping. She

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Speaker 3: was saying I'm slipping.

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Speaker 1: All right, that's good.

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Speaker 2: Next question, This one is from an anonymous It says,

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Speaker 2: what are your opinions on swearing in front of kids?

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Speaker 2: Let's just break this up a little bit, sure because

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Speaker 2: Jess here also, who's our new executive producer. Everyone wait

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Speaker 2: for Jess. She had a good point, was like, swearing

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Speaker 2: in front of your kids? What a swearing from someone

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Speaker 2: in front of someone else's kids. So, first of all,

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Speaker 2: swearing in front of your kids, what are your thoughts?

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Speaker 1: You not me? Do whatever I want.

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Speaker 3: I used to be very opinionated on the topic, maybe

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Speaker 3: because my sister, they were very stripped in their household

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Speaker 3: with their kids. She was in my family, of the siblings,

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Speaker 3: she was the first to become a parent, and so

722
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Speaker 3: I would watch how she would parent, be like, oh,

723
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Speaker 3: take note, that's what yeah, literally was she in their family.

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Speaker 3: You can't burp. No burping, I'll be out.

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Speaker 1: I'll be out.

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Speaker 2: They'd be like, I'd like, they gave birth to me

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Speaker 2: very Hang on a second, that's like a key part

728
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Speaker 2: of baby function is burping, Like you're.

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Speaker 3: So obviously outside of being a newborn. My sister's and

730
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Speaker 3: she's not smacking the newborn and being like that's enough.

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Speaker 3: Stopped burping. But if I go to their house and

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Speaker 3: I burp in front of the kids, the kids were

733
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Speaker 3: like like, they can't believe that I've done it.

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Speaker 2: That's why we're of development, I reckon, So then they

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Speaker 2: are they also again, you care not an expert.

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Speaker 1: You can't swear.

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Speaker 3: If you swear in front of the kids, you have

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Speaker 3: to do like five push ups.

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Speaker 1: I think that's the Right'll be jacked.

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Speaker 3: But I would try and not swear in front of

741
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:20,560
Speaker 3: the kids, but every now and then it slips out.

742
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Speaker 3: I will point the finger at Laura, and she's been

743
00:34:23,280 --> 00:34:24,799
Speaker 3: pretty bad lately, swung in front.

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Speaker 1: I noticed she was really bad the other day.

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Speaker 2: Yes, the fucking sea's coming out of her like left

746
00:34:29,920 --> 00:34:30,560
Speaker 2: right and Senate.

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Speaker 3: Also, it was when it was raining. Both Marley and

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Speaker 3: Lawla like looked outside the window and go.

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Speaker 1: Oh shit, rains are yeah. Yeah, I'm like, Laura, that's

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Speaker 1: on you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: But when we're in front of other kids, we're trying

753
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Speaker 3: to be well behind. Why do you anyway you don't

754
00:34:48,200 --> 00:34:48,799
Speaker 3: mind to swear what.

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Speaker 2: I was saying that I dropped I reckon four fboms

756
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Speaker 2: in front and at Oscar today, not directly at him.

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Speaker 1: I was like, fucking hell, bro like well in passing.

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Speaker 1: He never hates me.

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Speaker 2: He only ever repeats April, And I told you about

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Speaker 2: the time I think I've told everyone when we're in

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Speaker 2: Figi and oh he got the pull noodle and he

762
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Speaker 2: put the pool noodle up onto the pool at the

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Speaker 2: public pool in front of everyone and just went for Fust's.

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Speaker 1: Sake into the Because that's April's go to.

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Speaker 3: In your defense, in your defense, I think because it's

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Speaker 3: a word that he would hear so.

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Speaker 1: Often out of me. Yeah, it's not a unique word.

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Speaker 3: It's not like you know, when when I think kids

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Speaker 3: hear it, like they're like the first time they've heard

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Speaker 3: that word, they're like, well.

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Speaker 1: That's an interesting one.

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Speaker 3: And when they know that they can't repeat the way worse,

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Speaker 3: Whereas you're better off just smothering them and.

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Speaker 2: Swear, because I was. I was in a family too

775
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Speaker 2: where they never swore. But it wasn't my parents are

776
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Speaker 2: really good. It was like when I was growing up,

777
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Speaker 2: it was like I just didn't know the words right.

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Speaker 2: It wasn't like all their naughty words to say until

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Speaker 2: I went to like a primary school and found out

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Speaker 2: they were naughty words to.

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Speaker 1: Say it, and I told the teacher to fuck off.

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Speaker 2: And and dad was like, just don't. But then I

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00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,400
Speaker 2: didn't hear my dad say the F word until I

784
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Speaker 2: was twelve, and I was like.

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Speaker 1: Fuck it.

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Speaker 3: It's a bit like, you know, some households in the

787
00:36:14,719 --> 00:36:18,160
Speaker 3: pantry they have heaps of snacks and sugar retreats, and

788
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Speaker 3: you can go in there whenever you want, yeah, and

789
00:36:20,480 --> 00:36:23,680
Speaker 3: just and dig in. And they're the kids who are like, oh, like,

790
00:36:23,840 --> 00:36:25,920
Speaker 3: no big deal, I'm not really that fast about getting

791
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,160
Speaker 3: sweets because I have it all the time. Whereas the

792
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Speaker 3: kids that have no sugar at all. Once they get

793
00:36:32,600 --> 00:36:34,960
Speaker 3: a taste of that little bit of sugar, they turn

794
00:36:35,000 --> 00:36:40,040
Speaker 3: into addicts. Yeah, totally, you're better off just letting them explore.

795
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Speaker 1: You're not better off coming from us.

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Speaker 2: Maybe just whatever you want to do. But like, like

797
00:36:46,080 --> 00:36:49,080
Speaker 2: swearing in front of other kids, your guard is that, well,

798
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Speaker 2: you're talking to a guy. I told a kid to

799
00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:51,960
Speaker 2: fuck off? He told you that story?

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00:36:52,040 --> 00:36:53,839
Speaker 3: No me, you did, yes, sorry, I was like, hang

801
00:36:53,840 --> 00:36:56,880
Speaker 3: on a second, So look, that was an accident and

802
00:36:56,920 --> 00:36:58,480
Speaker 3: they happened, and they happened.

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00:36:58,880 --> 00:36:59,880
Speaker 1: But like, I'll try.

804
00:37:00,120 --> 00:37:02,520
Speaker 2: If they're not my kids around, I'll try and mind

805
00:37:02,560 --> 00:37:05,000
Speaker 2: my tongue is as best as possible. But when it

806
00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,320
Speaker 2: comes to my kids, I don't care if they don't

807
00:37:07,360 --> 00:37:09,480
Speaker 2: really care if they want to say the F word,

808
00:37:09,840 --> 00:37:13,880
Speaker 2: as long as it's funny, done in context and not

809
00:37:14,040 --> 00:37:16,960
Speaker 2: at Like if someone's if my oscars like to say, hey.

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00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 4: Mata Jeddy, mattag Jeddy manag jny matty j fuck you,

811
00:37:20,120 --> 00:37:21,160
Speaker 4: and I'm like, not on.

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00:37:21,320 --> 00:37:23,200
Speaker 1: That's not good. But if it was like, ah, fuck

813
00:37:23,480 --> 00:37:23,960
Speaker 1: was that whatever?

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00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,239
Speaker 3: I also I will take the opportunity to say that

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00:37:26,320 --> 00:37:29,200
Speaker 3: I was very impressive you didn't swear at Lula's birthday

816
00:37:29,239 --> 00:37:31,040
Speaker 3: as well, which I really appreciate it, you know.

817
00:37:34,440 --> 00:37:37,360
Speaker 2: No, so yeah, look whatever, I'm not that strict about it,

818
00:37:37,520 --> 00:37:40,200
Speaker 2: and I agree with your sentiment where it's like if

819
00:37:40,280 --> 00:37:43,600
Speaker 2: you if you hide it from them and it slips

820
00:37:43,640 --> 00:37:47,319
Speaker 2: out every now and then, then they're going to think

821
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:50,520
Speaker 2: it's like this forbidden thing to say. But if they

822
00:37:50,600 --> 00:37:52,719
Speaker 2: start doing what I did and telling people to teach

823
00:37:52,800 --> 00:37:53,399
Speaker 2: us to fuck off.

824
00:37:54,480 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 3: That's also why Oscar currently smokes, vapes and drinks NonStop.

825
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Speaker 2: It gambles like an absolute champion doing it to.

826
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Speaker 1: Help them out in the longer. And on that note,

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Speaker 1: let's get out out of here. You got to go.

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Speaker 1: I'm hungry, Hi hungry, I'm dadah my god.

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Speaker 3: If you've enjoyed this episode, we would love it if

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Speaker 3: you would send it on to anyone out there, parents,

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Speaker 3: non parents, anyone who would benefit from two guys who

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Speaker 3: don't know what they're doing really in the world of parenting, trying.

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Speaker 1: Their best, yes, trying our best.

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Speaker 3: And also also I have to say, we never beg

835
00:38:28,760 --> 00:38:32,480
Speaker 3: We just ask politely if you would give us a review, subscribe,

836
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Speaker 3: maybe a few words.

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Speaker 1: I haven't read them lately. What are they like? Maybe lovely.

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Speaker 1: They've been really good. That's the one. We haven't had

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Speaker 1: any comments that say avoid it's been we're due for one.

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Speaker 3: We are.

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Speaker 5: Probably after this episode we'll get a couple, I would

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Speaker 5: say so, but looking forward to it like the positive one.

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Speaker 1: And we'll see you guys next week. Yes to see

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Speaker 1: us two.

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Speaker 3: Doting Dance Podcast acknowledges the traditional custodians of country throughout

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Speaker 3: Australia and their connections to land, sea and community.

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Speaker 2: We pay our respects to their elders past and present

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Speaker 2: and extend that respect to all Aboriginal.

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Speaker 1: And Torrestrate Islander peoples today.

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Speaker 2: This episode was recorded on Gadagal Land