1 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:09,360 Speaker 1: You wondering what you're gonna be watching in the coming weeks, 2 00:00:09,360 --> 00:00:11,000 Speaker 1: so you can't what I was going to say this weekend, 3 00:00:11,080 --> 00:00:12,639 Speaker 1: but I've had to change because it's not out till 4 00:00:12,640 --> 00:00:15,920 Speaker 1: next Thursday. Sam Taunton's in the studio has got a 5 00:00:15,920 --> 00:00:16,799 Speaker 1: comedy special. 6 00:00:16,520 --> 00:00:17,280 Speaker 2: Which is going to be out. 7 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:20,840 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, poor huttles On and ten play Rooster is 8 00:00:20,840 --> 00:00:21,520 Speaker 1: what it's called. 9 00:00:21,640 --> 00:00:23,360 Speaker 3: Yes, thanks for having me in here, boys, he I 10 00:00:23,400 --> 00:00:25,720 Speaker 3: wish it's going to air this weekend. That would be exciting, 11 00:00:25,760 --> 00:00:26,800 Speaker 3: But no, next Saturday. 12 00:00:27,120 --> 00:00:28,160 Speaker 2: Why aren't you in here next week? 13 00:00:28,200 --> 00:00:31,160 Speaker 3: I think I feel Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm just I'm 14 00:00:31,160 --> 00:00:32,440 Speaker 3: just getting a bit of a lead up to it. 15 00:00:32,520 --> 00:00:35,360 Speaker 4: I'm going to be hanging out here every day next Thursday. 16 00:00:35,840 --> 00:00:36,800 Speaker 5: Boys, let me in again. 17 00:00:36,800 --> 00:00:39,240 Speaker 4: What about that I'll do I'll do the funny stuff again. 18 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:42,760 Speaker 4: But yeah, it's very exciting. I uh yeah. 19 00:00:43,280 --> 00:00:45,680 Speaker 3: I filmed it like a few months ago now, and 20 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:47,279 Speaker 3: then kind of forgot about it. And then I've got 21 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:48,920 Speaker 3: the emails being like it's going out and now I 22 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:53,320 Speaker 3: need to tell people because I mean, I just realized 23 00:00:53,320 --> 00:00:54,640 Speaker 3: it as I'm saying I need to tell people. I 24 00:00:54,680 --> 00:00:56,560 Speaker 3: literally am on TV four nights a week I've probably 25 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:58,880 Speaker 3: got an opportunity to do it. Yeah, that'd be wise, 26 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:01,360 Speaker 3: but no, I'll tell the ra you're listening public to 27 00:01:01,480 --> 00:01:02,280 Speaker 3: turn on the TV. 28 00:01:02,480 --> 00:01:04,640 Speaker 4: Stop listening in the car, watch TV. 29 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:06,800 Speaker 6: Clash. 30 00:01:06,840 --> 00:01:07,920 Speaker 2: They're not mutually exclusive. 31 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,320 Speaker 1: You can you can listen to us in the car 32 00:01:09,319 --> 00:01:10,840 Speaker 1: and then you can get home watch Sam A thirty. 33 00:01:10,880 --> 00:01:13,280 Speaker 2: Absolutely, or you could you want. 34 00:01:13,319 --> 00:01:15,480 Speaker 4: Yeah, so pop the iPad in the car while you're driving. 35 00:01:16,400 --> 00:01:18,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, get it on there and drive along, have a 36 00:01:18,440 --> 00:01:20,080 Speaker 3: little look, have a laugh, don't crash. 37 00:01:20,120 --> 00:01:22,400 Speaker 2: Perfect. 38 00:01:24,680 --> 00:01:26,840 Speaker 4: That's some of my classic humor right there. 39 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:30,600 Speaker 7: That's what you can look forward to next Thursday. Can 40 00:01:30,600 --> 00:01:32,880 Speaker 7: you run through the name of the show there? Sam's 41 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,000 Speaker 7: called it Rooster. 42 00:01:33,840 --> 00:01:34,959 Speaker 4: Rooster, Yes, yes, yeah. 43 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:39,720 Speaker 3: So there's a story in the show about a chicken 44 00:01:39,720 --> 00:01:41,880 Speaker 3: shop that was called now a Country Rooster in the 45 00:01:41,880 --> 00:01:44,200 Speaker 3: town where I grew up, and it's kind of a 46 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,520 Speaker 3: revolving story in the show. 47 00:01:45,520 --> 00:01:46,480 Speaker 4: So I just called it rooster. 48 00:01:46,520 --> 00:01:48,920 Speaker 3: But then after I called it that, people were like, 49 00:01:48,960 --> 00:01:50,840 Speaker 3: are you like trying to say that you're a good 50 00:01:50,840 --> 00:01:54,040 Speaker 3: looking I was yeah, yeah, and I would be like no, no, no, 51 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:55,280 Speaker 3: but it kind of stuck and then. 52 00:01:55,160 --> 00:01:56,640 Speaker 4: People were like, oh, you're quite full of yourself. 53 00:01:56,680 --> 00:01:59,280 Speaker 7: But it's not that do you find yourself attractive? 54 00:02:00,920 --> 00:02:02,760 Speaker 4: What is it? What is sort of a stitch up? 55 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 2: Is this great question? 56 00:02:05,720 --> 00:02:05,920 Speaker 8: Great? 57 00:02:06,000 --> 00:02:06,360 Speaker 2: Christian? 58 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:09,240 Speaker 4: No? No, maybe like seven out of ten? 59 00:02:09,320 --> 00:02:13,239 Speaker 9: Maybe sevens? Yeah, more than seven, no more than six seven. 60 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,480 Speaker 9: You know who's a ten though? 61 00:02:14,520 --> 00:02:15,040 Speaker 4: Who's a ten? 62 00:02:15,200 --> 00:02:16,040 Speaker 7: Jason Momoa? 63 00:02:16,200 --> 00:02:17,040 Speaker 4: Oh he is a ten? 64 00:02:17,160 --> 00:02:19,680 Speaker 9: And I reckon last time we were chatting, you were 65 00:02:19,720 --> 00:02:22,560 Speaker 9: about to interview Jason Momoa and you were being taught 66 00:02:22,560 --> 00:02:23,720 Speaker 9: how to do your own makeup. 67 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:28,200 Speaker 3: Yeah, because so sevens have to do their own make 68 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:29,440 Speaker 3: you're an eight. 69 00:02:29,480 --> 00:02:33,160 Speaker 4: They sent her in the mirror looking It's really. 70 00:02:32,919 --> 00:02:34,760 Speaker 9: Funny, like Sam got the tap on the shoulder as 71 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:36,480 Speaker 9: part of the project You're going too? 72 00:02:36,720 --> 00:02:37,600 Speaker 7: Was it to New Zealand? 73 00:02:37,680 --> 00:02:39,800 Speaker 4: New Zealand to go on intoview Jason Momoa? 74 00:02:39,840 --> 00:02:40,560 Speaker 7: And it was like, wow, this. 75 00:02:40,520 --> 00:02:42,720 Speaker 4: Is incredible fast than furious? 76 00:02:42,800 --> 00:02:45,320 Speaker 3: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know those epics that 77 00:02:45,960 --> 00:02:50,520 Speaker 3: they just keep going for they leave the world with cars. 78 00:02:51,160 --> 00:02:53,000 Speaker 9: But anyway, so Samy's getting this moment where he's been 79 00:02:53,000 --> 00:02:54,799 Speaker 9: told that you've got the opportunity to get over there, 80 00:02:54,840 --> 00:02:56,600 Speaker 9: and then I also got to witness the moment where 81 00:02:56,600 --> 00:02:59,280 Speaker 9: they were like, but we can't afford anyone else to 82 00:02:59,320 --> 00:03:01,400 Speaker 9: be sent going to have to do your own makeup, 83 00:03:01,560 --> 00:03:04,919 Speaker 9: and then I got to watch your tutorial makeup artist. 84 00:03:05,040 --> 00:03:06,800 Speaker 7: Yeah, as you were figuring out how to do your own. 85 00:03:06,840 --> 00:03:09,000 Speaker 3: Oh, it was a nightmare. And so I'm in like, 86 00:03:09,200 --> 00:03:11,079 Speaker 3: I'm sure you guys have done those junket things. They're 87 00:03:11,080 --> 00:03:13,320 Speaker 3: in like hotels, and there's all these other people from 88 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:14,480 Speaker 3: media organizations. 89 00:03:14,560 --> 00:03:16,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think bills. You know, it's not just like 90 00:03:17,520 --> 00:03:20,359 Speaker 1: two cameras and away you go. There's like twenty five 91 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,040 Speaker 1: people around. It's really intense. 92 00:03:23,160 --> 00:03:23,799 Speaker 4: It's so weird. 93 00:03:23,880 --> 00:03:25,920 Speaker 3: It's not like a fun things where you just come 94 00:03:26,520 --> 00:03:27,959 Speaker 3: and they're hot on the time as well. 95 00:03:28,120 --> 00:03:30,320 Speaker 4: Totally they've been like in out, in out. And then 96 00:03:30,400 --> 00:03:31,520 Speaker 4: so I'm like in the. 97 00:03:31,400 --> 00:03:34,480 Speaker 3: Bathroom before I go in of this hotel because I 98 00:03:34,520 --> 00:03:38,080 Speaker 3: have like quite dark eyes. I have like heroin chic eyes, 99 00:03:39,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Speaker 3: you know, train spotting eyes is how I to describe them. 100 00:03:42,080 --> 00:03:44,200 Speaker 2: That's eight to the seven, right, Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's 101 00:03:46,040 --> 00:03:49,480 Speaker 2: heroin eyes. If it didn't look like a junkie in 102 00:03:49,520 --> 00:03:50,080 Speaker 2: the eyes. 103 00:03:51,120 --> 00:03:52,640 Speaker 3: But I can't look like a junkie in front of 104 00:03:52,680 --> 00:03:56,360 Speaker 3: Jason Momo. So I'm in the mirror of this bathroom 105 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:58,160 Speaker 3: just outside the door. He's in there, and I'm just 106 00:03:58,200 --> 00:04:01,360 Speaker 3: like got eyeline essentially, so going under my eyes trying 107 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:03,280 Speaker 3: to get it. And I came and like I was like, 108 00:04:03,320 --> 00:04:05,080 Speaker 3: I think I've got it, but the lighting wasn't good 109 00:04:05,080 --> 00:04:06,920 Speaker 3: in there, And as soon as I walked in, they 110 00:04:06,920 --> 00:04:09,760 Speaker 3: had like a monitor of the interview with Jason Momoa, 111 00:04:09,840 --> 00:04:11,960 Speaker 3: and like I could see myself on it, and then 112 00:04:12,040 --> 00:04:14,920 Speaker 3: him and I looked over and one eye looked like 113 00:04:15,480 --> 00:04:18,279 Speaker 3: not a heroin cheap, and then the other eye looked 114 00:04:18,279 --> 00:04:20,279 Speaker 3: like I'd had the biggest night of all time. And 115 00:04:20,360 --> 00:04:22,240 Speaker 3: I could tell he was like, what's happened to this guy? 116 00:04:22,320 --> 00:04:25,119 Speaker 3: Like I've only done half the side of my face, 117 00:04:25,160 --> 00:04:27,159 Speaker 3: and so yeah, he was confused for the first two minutes. 118 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,200 Speaker 3: I'm not saying that's why it probably wasn't the most 119 00:04:29,200 --> 00:04:32,599 Speaker 3: exhilarating TV interview of all time, but it kind of helped. 120 00:04:34,400 --> 00:04:36,239 Speaker 4: That so mad anyway, because. 121 00:04:36,040 --> 00:04:37,800 Speaker 1: The first thing I would say there is like I 122 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:40,920 Speaker 1: met here, you going a bit of context. I looked 123 00:04:40,920 --> 00:04:43,360 Speaker 1: like a junkie in the eyes, that's your own makeup. 124 00:04:43,680 --> 00:04:45,320 Speaker 1: One of them I've ruined, one of them's good. 125 00:04:45,720 --> 00:04:46,719 Speaker 4: I went the opposite. 126 00:04:46,839 --> 00:04:49,560 Speaker 3: So I met Jason Momoa, and my first thing I 127 00:04:49,600 --> 00:04:51,680 Speaker 3: said was like, it's it's cool to meet you because 128 00:04:52,200 --> 00:04:53,120 Speaker 3: I think we're doppel gang. 129 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,520 Speaker 4: It's people always say we look. 130 00:04:54,520 --> 00:04:58,680 Speaker 3: Exactly, and so I don't know if that then made 131 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:00,720 Speaker 3: him think twice because he like, what's happened to this 132 00:05:00,800 --> 00:05:01,720 Speaker 3: guy's face. 133 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:04,880 Speaker 9: What's happened to my or what's happened to I never 134 00:05:04,920 --> 00:05:06,480 Speaker 9: realized I had heroin, iyes. 135 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:10,400 Speaker 4: Heroin, I singular hero. 136 00:05:11,800 --> 00:05:14,440 Speaker 9: Do you know who probably won't be watching this special unfortunately, 137 00:05:15,320 --> 00:05:19,800 Speaker 9: Osha Gunsberg, Well, talk to me about him snubbing. 138 00:05:19,360 --> 00:05:20,000 Speaker 7: You at the logo. 139 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:24,080 Speaker 9: There's some vision of you going for a handshake with Yeah, 140 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:25,440 Speaker 9: and he dismisses you. 141 00:05:25,480 --> 00:05:28,080 Speaker 3: Well, I think in his defense, he was busy that 142 00:05:28,279 --> 00:05:30,880 Speaker 3: he was nominated for the Gold logan. Shaking my hand 143 00:05:30,960 --> 00:05:32,800 Speaker 3: is probably not top of you. You're probably think about 144 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:34,719 Speaker 3: your speech for what you're going to do. But I went 145 00:05:34,760 --> 00:05:37,320 Speaker 3: for the handshake and he just like walked off on 146 00:05:37,360 --> 00:05:40,240 Speaker 3: the red carpet and like, I we're network buddies. 147 00:05:40,240 --> 00:05:44,320 Speaker 4: We're on the same network. And I was like, we're brothers. 148 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:47,000 Speaker 2: Because obviously you're on the project. Yeah, he's singing. 149 00:05:47,240 --> 00:05:49,880 Speaker 4: I just feel like he hosts every show. I'm not 150 00:05:49,880 --> 00:05:50,880 Speaker 4: one hundred percent sure. 151 00:05:50,960 --> 00:05:52,120 Speaker 2: By Ryan's done. 152 00:05:53,480 --> 00:05:53,960 Speaker 7: Very well. 153 00:05:54,200 --> 00:05:55,719 Speaker 4: That's another guy that won't shake my hand. 154 00:05:57,120 --> 00:06:00,279 Speaker 3: I've shaken both Ryan's handed a good hand, but any so, 155 00:06:00,360 --> 00:06:04,280 Speaker 3: he didn't shake my hand, and I brushed it off 156 00:06:04,320 --> 00:06:05,880 Speaker 3: as you do. 157 00:06:05,880 --> 00:06:08,640 Speaker 2: Doesn't doesn't seem like still talking. 158 00:06:08,360 --> 00:06:14,080 Speaker 3: About it later, I was like, that's nothing will come 159 00:06:14,080 --> 00:06:16,200 Speaker 3: of that. Who cares about that? Except the next day 160 00:06:16,560 --> 00:06:19,640 Speaker 3: on the project they played the clip to me and 161 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:23,640 Speaker 3: then I then publicly attacked in a fun. 162 00:06:23,440 --> 00:06:26,200 Speaker 4: Way, I thought, But then then the fun attack, the 163 00:06:26,240 --> 00:06:26,760 Speaker 4: fun attack. 164 00:06:26,839 --> 00:06:28,760 Speaker 3: Yeah, but then the Daily Mail then wrote a story 165 00:06:28,800 --> 00:06:32,239 Speaker 3: about it and said, but they called me Walid's co host, which. 166 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:36,120 Speaker 4: They kept my name out of the headline use. 167 00:06:36,839 --> 00:06:40,600 Speaker 3: So it was like Walead's co host snubs Osha Gunsberg brutally. 168 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:44,440 Speaker 7: Coppered Wallyad fire association. Walad's been brought down exactly. 169 00:06:44,520 --> 00:06:46,440 Speaker 3: So now Wallead's kind of in the firing line, and 170 00:06:46,480 --> 00:06:48,520 Speaker 3: I really hope he and Osha can patch it all 171 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:50,560 Speaker 3: up to that sounds like that. 172 00:06:53,240 --> 00:06:56,560 Speaker 1: They didn't even call you, like Sam, or like they 173 00:06:56,640 --> 00:06:59,000 Speaker 1: just gave you Walad's. 174 00:06:58,240 --> 00:07:00,760 Speaker 3: Host, yeah, or I get Sarah Harris's host. It's rare 175 00:07:00,760 --> 00:07:01,720 Speaker 3: for them to use my. 176 00:07:01,760 --> 00:07:04,160 Speaker 2: Name wow wow, which could be good though. 177 00:07:04,160 --> 00:07:06,159 Speaker 9: I think it's good when you're in a war with 178 00:07:06,200 --> 00:07:07,440 Speaker 9: someone like Osha Gunsberg. 179 00:07:07,880 --> 00:07:12,800 Speaker 3: No, no, I'm not in a war with the war 180 00:07:13,320 --> 00:07:16,560 Speaker 3: but no, I haven't seen since. But he's a great 181 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,080 Speaker 3: guy and I would love to go for a coffee 182 00:07:18,240 --> 00:07:18,600 Speaker 3: with him. 183 00:07:19,040 --> 00:07:22,240 Speaker 2: She was like cold war politics, you know, like I 184 00:07:22,280 --> 00:07:22,600 Speaker 2: do love. 185 00:07:24,800 --> 00:07:26,640 Speaker 3: I was washing the mask singer the other night and 186 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:29,160 Speaker 3: his hair is unbelievable and I would like to be 187 00:07:29,240 --> 00:07:31,800 Speaker 3: his friend. We live in different cities and that's probably 188 00:07:32,200 --> 00:07:34,560 Speaker 3: why there's you know, bad communication with handshakes and so, 189 00:07:34,600 --> 00:07:37,040 Speaker 3: you know, the Sydney handshake versus Melbourne handshake, of course, 190 00:07:37,080 --> 00:07:37,880 Speaker 3: classic situation. 191 00:07:38,080 --> 00:07:40,320 Speaker 2: The more we talk, it really does sound like you've 192 00:07:40,320 --> 00:07:40,760 Speaker 2: got beef. 193 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, you guys, this wi was supposed to be a 194 00:07:42,240 --> 00:07:43,040 Speaker 4: two second question. 195 00:07:46,600 --> 00:07:50,720 Speaker 7: You just get going. It's clearly something number can we call? 196 00:07:51,120 --> 00:07:52,160 Speaker 7: Let's get him on the phone. 197 00:07:52,640 --> 00:07:54,080 Speaker 5: Don't do that, all right. 198 00:07:56,200 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 7: Walle's co host wants. 199 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:01,600 Speaker 1: To let's a little about your comedy. I saw you 200 00:08:01,680 --> 00:08:03,800 Speaker 1: doing some stand up. This's on your socials. I thought 201 00:08:03,840 --> 00:08:06,040 Speaker 1: this was absolutely brilliant. This observation ever listened. 202 00:08:06,560 --> 00:08:09,320 Speaker 3: I'm convinced Old Australian men have had like a meeting 203 00:08:09,400 --> 00:08:12,040 Speaker 3: in secret with like a PR agency, and they've all 204 00:08:12,080 --> 00:08:14,360 Speaker 3: sat down and they've decided on a message to put 205 00:08:14,440 --> 00:08:17,320 Speaker 3: out into the world, right, and that message is that 206 00:08:17,360 --> 00:08:20,680 Speaker 3: they don't know how to use technology. It's all a lie, right, 207 00:08:20,720 --> 00:08:22,560 Speaker 3: because if you pop one of these guys in front 208 00:08:22,560 --> 00:08:30,600 Speaker 3: of a touchscreen tab bedding computer, things change pretty quickly. 209 00:08:32,000 --> 00:08:33,600 Speaker 2: They are elite on those machines. 210 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:37,480 Speaker 3: It's unbelievable, so cool. I noticed it during COVID. It's 211 00:08:37,480 --> 00:08:39,480 Speaker 3: like you would go to the pub or whatever the 212 00:08:39,559 --> 00:08:40,560 Speaker 3: QR code check in. 213 00:08:40,640 --> 00:08:42,400 Speaker 4: All these old bloats could never do it. They would 214 00:08:42,440 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 4: never They would be like trying to get the QR. 215 00:08:44,120 --> 00:08:46,440 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, they couldn't. People are lined up behind them. 216 00:08:46,440 --> 00:08:51,120 Speaker 3: They're asking for like a clipboard from like ut my 217 00:08:51,200 --> 00:08:53,480 Speaker 3: landline number down there, and then you get over to 218 00:08:53,480 --> 00:08:57,640 Speaker 3: this machine like in Tom Cruise in Minority Report through 219 00:08:57,720 --> 00:09:00,360 Speaker 3: the matrix the fourth of Belmok's about to jump. 220 00:09:00,520 --> 00:09:02,480 Speaker 4: My dad asked me recently, this is true. 221 00:09:02,600 --> 00:09:04,079 Speaker 1: I was going to ask you about your old man 222 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,920 Speaker 1: in tech. Is he does he fit the mold? 223 00:09:06,120 --> 00:09:08,360 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, kind of like when it suits him. He 224 00:09:08,360 --> 00:09:11,600 Speaker 3: asked me if I could put YouTube on a USB 225 00:09:11,800 --> 00:09:12,360 Speaker 3: for him. 226 00:09:14,120 --> 00:09:18,319 Speaker 4: YouTube. He was like, I don't know what he saw. 227 00:09:18,360 --> 00:09:20,640 Speaker 3: I think he saw someone plug something into a laptop 228 00:09:20,840 --> 00:09:22,960 Speaker 3: and then they happened to be online on YouTube and 229 00:09:23,000 --> 00:09:27,040 Speaker 3: he just assumed YouTube was on the USB. But yeah, 230 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:28,880 Speaker 3: he's a when when when it suits him, if he 231 00:09:28,960 --> 00:09:30,040 Speaker 3: if he goes to the punk. 232 00:09:29,920 --> 00:09:32,160 Speaker 2: It's convenience, it's convenient. 233 00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:34,280 Speaker 9: What does your dad watch on YouTube? Can I say, 234 00:09:34,360 --> 00:09:36,240 Speaker 9: have you seen your dad's YouTube history? 235 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:39,880 Speaker 3: This is it's not funny or cool. It's like he 236 00:09:39,920 --> 00:09:43,280 Speaker 3: watches like boat building tutorials. And then he sat me 237 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,560 Speaker 3: down and made me watch this couple kill a pig 238 00:09:45,679 --> 00:09:46,440 Speaker 3: and then eat it. 239 00:09:46,880 --> 00:09:48,600 Speaker 2: He could kill a pig or put a great bed on. 240 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:53,559 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know when those scenarios how you need to 241 00:09:53,640 --> 00:09:57,080 Speaker 3: kill this pig or the fourth is about to jump YouTube. 242 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:03,560 Speaker 1: Sam's Gonna Comedy Special Rooster premiers eight thirty next Thursday 243 00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:04,079 Speaker 1: in Channleton. 244 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,679 Speaker 2: You can obviously watch it on ten Plays. 245 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,200 Speaker 1: Sam Thaunton, thank you so much for coming having to me, boy, 246 00:10:08,280 --> 00:10:08,960 Speaker 1: it's been a pleasure. 247 00:10:08,960 --> 00:10:12,000 Speaker 2: It's been a pleasure. Will it kiss loved to e 248 00:10:12,040 --> 00:10:13,960 Speaker 2: from you guys if you were you were a god. 249 00:10:14,280 --> 00:10:17,920 Speaker 1: It's something at school and it no longer counts for anything. 250 00:10:18,440 --> 00:10:20,520 Speaker 1: So we're the lord of the rounders court. 251 00:10:20,880 --> 00:10:21,400 Speaker 9: Were you were? 252 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:21,839 Speaker 10: You were? 253 00:10:21,880 --> 00:10:24,400 Speaker 1: You're a whiz at duck duck goose. Maybe you could 254 00:10:24,400 --> 00:10:26,680 Speaker 1: just we really high on the urinal. You are an 255 00:10:26,720 --> 00:10:28,400 Speaker 1: absolute lord in the school yard. 256 00:10:28,559 --> 00:10:31,400 Speaker 2: Remember the Da suney Go school yard. 257 00:10:31,760 --> 00:10:33,360 Speaker 4: We got that loo. 258 00:10:34,440 --> 00:10:35,600 Speaker 7: Do you remember that? 259 00:10:38,679 --> 00:10:40,480 Speaker 2: You peak too early? And I hate to say it 260 00:10:40,559 --> 00:10:41,400 Speaker 2: to you, but you did. 261 00:10:41,679 --> 00:10:44,360 Speaker 9: I was a bit of a four square master. I 262 00:10:44,440 --> 00:10:46,840 Speaker 9: was in king for seven weeks straight in four square. 263 00:10:47,280 --> 00:10:49,679 Speaker 9: Like actually, I started feeling bad for the kids at 264 00:10:49,679 --> 00:10:51,079 Speaker 9: some point I was just like, this is. 265 00:10:51,320 --> 00:10:53,640 Speaker 7: I'm ruining dreams here, I'm ruining lives. 266 00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,959 Speaker 1: You have a weird capacity to hold onto these things 267 00:10:57,000 --> 00:11:03,360 Speaker 1: because you're also in your You're also, by the sounds 268 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:07,160 Speaker 1: of things, A reasonable childhood speller and reasonable A reasonable 269 00:11:07,440 --> 00:11:09,199 Speaker 1: prodigy will a reasonable childhood spell. 270 00:11:09,280 --> 00:11:10,319 Speaker 2: I'll tell you who is a prodigy. 271 00:11:10,360 --> 00:11:15,480 Speaker 1: Is this kid, Zachary Cheng, who has defended his prime 272 00:11:15,520 --> 00:11:18,880 Speaker 1: minister's spelling b Crown? Oh wow, yeah he was, he was. 273 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,800 Speaker 1: He was twice as fast as his nearest rival. To 274 00:11:22,840 --> 00:11:28,480 Speaker 1: ap Yeah, sixty thousand students registered. Yeah, he unbelievable. Thirty 275 00:11:28,480 --> 00:11:31,320 Speaker 1: words he did in a minute twenty five and he 276 00:11:31,400 --> 00:11:32,600 Speaker 1: got twenty eight out of thirty. 277 00:11:33,280 --> 00:11:36,240 Speaker 9: He did thirty words in a minute twenty five apparently. Yeah, 278 00:11:36,559 --> 00:11:37,880 Speaker 9: his spelling's got better, hasn't it. 279 00:11:38,120 --> 00:11:40,080 Speaker 1: Yeah, so he got two of the words wrong. I 280 00:11:40,080 --> 00:11:41,320 Speaker 1: can give you a crack at them if you want. 281 00:11:41,360 --> 00:11:44,479 Speaker 1: You are self Okay, cis titus. 282 00:11:45,559 --> 00:11:46,480 Speaker 7: Using a sentence place. 283 00:11:46,960 --> 00:11:47,920 Speaker 2: I don't know what it means. 284 00:11:47,960 --> 00:11:50,200 Speaker 7: I take this very seriously, but I've had to guess 285 00:11:50,200 --> 00:11:50,920 Speaker 7: what the cis titus? 286 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,559 Speaker 9: There was c y t I s I s this 287 00:11:53,559 --> 00:11:56,439 Speaker 9: stys no stop there stop there stop there see. 288 00:11:58,440 --> 00:12:02,319 Speaker 7: Cis ticis. Yeah, I've lost it. 289 00:12:02,760 --> 00:12:04,400 Speaker 2: The best fellow in the country lost it as well. 290 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,320 Speaker 2: I don't worry, mate. 291 00:12:05,720 --> 00:12:08,600 Speaker 1: So, yeah, look, you thought you were so good at spelling. 292 00:12:08,760 --> 00:12:10,000 Speaker 1: As I said, you had been hanging on to this 293 00:12:10,040 --> 00:12:11,640 Speaker 1: for a very very long time. We actually got you 294 00:12:11,640 --> 00:12:13,880 Speaker 1: to a spelling bee with some kids, and again you 295 00:12:13,960 --> 00:12:17,240 Speaker 1: just took it far too seriously. Unfortunately, Zach, you spelt 296 00:12:17,240 --> 00:12:20,800 Speaker 1: it with an. 297 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:21,959 Speaker 7: You are entrepreneur. 298 00:12:23,280 --> 00:12:29,760 Speaker 2: That's that's great, that's correct. Right. 299 00:12:33,600 --> 00:12:35,079 Speaker 1: It's kind of kind of shocking that I am a 300 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:38,760 Speaker 1: father now and all those kids were less than ten. 301 00:12:39,520 --> 00:12:41,640 Speaker 9: I think less than five, couple of them because I 302 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:44,440 Speaker 9: wanted to go from prep to year twelve and we 303 00:12:44,480 --> 00:12:46,840 Speaker 9: only got to year five. But jeez, I torched the 304 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,640 Speaker 9: year year four and we wanted to do the Billy 305 00:12:49,679 --> 00:12:51,679 Speaker 9: Madison thing. I go from prep to twelve, but I 306 00:12:51,720 --> 00:12:52,560 Speaker 9: didn't get to high school. 307 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,120 Speaker 2: It's so many complaints in our life. 308 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:59,520 Speaker 1: Anyway, What were you a god at at school? 309 00:12:59,679 --> 00:13:01,120 Speaker 2: Which now counts for nothing? 310 00:13:01,520 --> 00:13:01,720 Speaker 5: Yeah? 311 00:13:01,760 --> 00:13:03,920 Speaker 7: Okay for me? Yeah four squad like my for square 312 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,160 Speaker 7: ability means nothing now. 313 00:13:05,120 --> 00:13:06,960 Speaker 1: Might have been handballed to some people. Maybe you could 314 00:13:07,000 --> 00:13:08,679 Speaker 1: just kick a football a really long way? Were you 315 00:13:08,679 --> 00:13:11,280 Speaker 1: were a chess master? Where you were god at school? 316 00:13:11,960 --> 00:13:13,160 Speaker 1: You peaked way too early? 317 00:13:13,280 --> 00:13:15,600 Speaker 7: Good at show and maybe you had. 318 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:18,640 Speaker 1: An elite show and tell, but you still hold on 319 00:13:18,679 --> 00:13:20,480 Speaker 1: to the fact that you were a class champion for 320 00:13:20,520 --> 00:13:23,280 Speaker 1: times tables. If you were a fast runner at school, 321 00:13:23,559 --> 00:13:26,000 Speaker 1: yeah you were it. You were it and a bit 322 00:13:26,360 --> 00:13:27,600 Speaker 1: like it's hilarious. 323 00:13:27,760 --> 00:13:29,520 Speaker 7: I was pretty quick. I always did the cross country. 324 00:13:29,679 --> 00:13:33,200 Speaker 9: I actually they just I did the cross country and 325 00:13:33,240 --> 00:13:36,520 Speaker 9: they sent me the cross country made when I did it, 326 00:13:36,520 --> 00:13:39,560 Speaker 9: I blood nailed it. So they sent the girls off first, 327 00:13:39,880 --> 00:13:41,880 Speaker 9: and the girl I really liked, she was the best 328 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,280 Speaker 9: cross country runner out of the girls group and I 329 00:13:45,360 --> 00:13:47,600 Speaker 9: reckon that we were a minute behind the Fellas, and 330 00:13:47,679 --> 00:13:52,160 Speaker 9: I managed to beat her in the kilometer lap of 331 00:13:52,200 --> 00:13:54,560 Speaker 9: Anderson Park, which was the local park. And I tell you, 332 00:13:54,640 --> 00:13:57,160 Speaker 9: I mean well, they carried me back to school. It 333 00:13:57,240 --> 00:13:58,679 Speaker 9: was it was just unbelievable. 334 00:13:59,280 --> 00:14:00,679 Speaker 2: I don't know it's working here. 335 00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:04,120 Speaker 9: It doesn't My only jam please. 336 00:14:04,320 --> 00:14:05,040 Speaker 2: Please kill me. 337 00:14:05,080 --> 00:14:06,680 Speaker 1: I should have been aware of this before I pitched 338 00:14:06,720 --> 00:14:08,880 Speaker 1: this topic, Josh. I knew it would be bad, but 339 00:14:08,920 --> 00:14:14,280 Speaker 1: it's insufferable. We've got Ben, Ben has called on thirteen 340 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:14,920 Speaker 1: one and sixty five. 341 00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:17,360 Speaker 2: Good a Ben, Hey you guys here you going what 342 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,400 Speaker 2: made you a god at school? But means nothing now? 343 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:23,920 Speaker 11: Oh well, ironically I'm actually a primary school teacher now. 344 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,400 Speaker 12: But back in the day I was pretty handy at 345 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:28,520 Speaker 12: times table so playing top dog. 346 00:14:29,840 --> 00:14:32,320 Speaker 13: And now the best bit is I get to smash 347 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,800 Speaker 13: all these kids. 348 00:14:35,080 --> 00:14:36,600 Speaker 2: That's why you went back. 349 00:14:36,720 --> 00:14:37,880 Speaker 5: I love how you went back. 350 00:14:37,920 --> 00:14:38,120 Speaker 14: Ben. 351 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,000 Speaker 13: It's totally the reason why why I'm a teacher. 352 00:14:42,720 --> 00:14:43,680 Speaker 7: I might become a teacher. 353 00:14:43,720 --> 00:14:46,560 Speaker 1: That's something quite unfair about that, wasn't there when the 354 00:14:46,600 --> 00:14:49,080 Speaker 1: teacher used to step into the ring in the times tables? 355 00:14:49,240 --> 00:14:51,680 Speaker 7: And yeah, they must feel so bad. They feel so 356 00:14:51,760 --> 00:14:52,680 Speaker 7: smart as well. 357 00:14:52,960 --> 00:14:56,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, it's scary how many teachers are on 358 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,840 Speaker 1: a power trip, like when you look back at it now, 359 00:14:58,400 --> 00:15:01,920 Speaker 1: totally actually quite terrifying. Riley has called thirteen one O 360 00:15:02,000 --> 00:15:04,120 Speaker 1: six five, Riley, what made you a god at school? 361 00:15:05,320 --> 00:15:07,640 Speaker 11: I represented Victoria in discus? 362 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,160 Speaker 2: Oh wow? But then I suppose here's the thing. 363 00:15:11,240 --> 00:15:13,680 Speaker 1: I mean, just like Woody And unfortunately I've given him 364 00:15:13,680 --> 00:15:15,800 Speaker 1: the platform for the last three minutes to talk about it. 365 00:15:16,320 --> 00:15:18,640 Speaker 2: You just can't whip that out like you're not. You're 366 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,320 Speaker 2: not pulling that out in the first date, are you? 367 00:15:20,400 --> 00:15:20,680 Speaker 6: Riley? 368 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:22,040 Speaker 13: Not at all? 369 00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,280 Speaker 2: Have you tried? Have you tried? 370 00:15:24,360 --> 00:15:29,440 Speaker 15: Though I have it, it has currently impressed my current partner. 371 00:15:29,680 --> 00:15:31,360 Speaker 5: Oh, she loved it. 372 00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,760 Speaker 2: She loved it? Yeah, okay, Wow. 373 00:15:34,480 --> 00:15:37,520 Speaker 9: Are there any other things you throw around, you know, 374 00:15:37,720 --> 00:15:39,800 Speaker 9: to exhibit that strength of throwing? 375 00:15:41,120 --> 00:15:42,800 Speaker 15: Chaplin and hammer throw. 376 00:15:43,160 --> 00:15:45,480 Speaker 2: Who still things? 377 00:15:46,240 --> 00:15:47,200 Speaker 11: Yeah? 378 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,440 Speaker 7: Good on you, bro. 379 00:15:48,600 --> 00:15:51,080 Speaker 9: You just sound like a bloody impressive dude. Forget being 380 00:15:51,120 --> 00:15:54,240 Speaker 9: a god in school, You're a god big buddy throws. 381 00:15:54,880 --> 00:15:55,840 Speaker 7: What do you say through. 382 00:16:00,080 --> 00:16:00,600 Speaker 8: You go to? 383 00:16:01,000 --> 00:16:04,360 Speaker 1: He said hammers? And he said javelin my floor? Did 384 00:16:04,440 --> 00:16:07,680 Speaker 1: throw a hammer around? Rachel's called Rachel, what made you 385 00:16:07,720 --> 00:16:10,000 Speaker 1: a god at school but means nothing. 386 00:16:10,040 --> 00:16:11,600 Speaker 2: Now, I was. 387 00:16:11,600 --> 00:16:13,720 Speaker 13: Champion at the egg and spoon race. 388 00:16:14,200 --> 00:16:16,240 Speaker 7: Oh was your secret, Rachel? 389 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,240 Speaker 2: I see your secret there? 390 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,440 Speaker 1: My secret It was just not dropping it. 391 00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:23,520 Speaker 16: Everyone else dropped it and I didn't throw one. 392 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:27,440 Speaker 1: And if you used that as like a FlexIt now 393 00:16:27,440 --> 00:16:28,760 Speaker 1: that you're an adult at all, is that ever? 394 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,520 Speaker 2: Have you ever had it? 395 00:16:29,520 --> 00:16:31,200 Speaker 1: Because I just can't see you being able to weave 396 00:16:31,240 --> 00:16:32,320 Speaker 1: that into anything. 397 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:33,640 Speaker 17: Not until now. 398 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,320 Speaker 2: All these people coming out of work, look at it. 399 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,400 Speaker 2: I do you what was hard with the eggans buron race? 400 00:16:39,680 --> 00:16:39,760 Speaker 10: Like? 401 00:16:39,880 --> 00:16:40,880 Speaker 2: Or not hard but like? 402 00:16:41,480 --> 00:16:43,280 Speaker 1: But you could when you're down the other end, right, 403 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:46,160 Speaker 1: so you're fifty meters away from the teachers, just loop 404 00:16:46,240 --> 00:16:47,560 Speaker 1: the index finger over the egg. 405 00:16:48,000 --> 00:16:49,120 Speaker 2: You are good to go. 406 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:51,680 Speaker 7: And that ruins its people like you that ruin it. 407 00:16:51,960 --> 00:16:54,240 Speaker 1: You knew that I was a wallous across the ground, 408 00:16:54,880 --> 00:16:57,320 Speaker 1: you know, you know how slow I was. I needed 409 00:16:57,320 --> 00:16:59,440 Speaker 1: to get every advantage I could so I could turn 410 00:16:59,440 --> 00:17:02,720 Speaker 1: on a dime with that egg on my glued to this? 411 00:17:03,760 --> 00:17:06,160 Speaker 7: What we like in the Sacris? We are good, Sacris. 412 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:08,360 Speaker 2: Nice, shocking, couldn't jump God, I was good in a sack. 413 00:17:08,760 --> 00:17:12,560 Speaker 2: All right, let's go to just my God. Someone needs 414 00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:17,560 Speaker 2: we're never doing this topic. Goode popping your chest out. 415 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,359 Speaker 7: I am someone get me a sack, Someone get me 416 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,720 Speaker 7: a sack. Good one. Yeah. 417 00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:23,360 Speaker 8: Yeah. 418 00:17:24,200 --> 00:17:26,080 Speaker 12: I went to a Catholic primary school and we used 419 00:17:26,080 --> 00:17:28,680 Speaker 12: to reverse to each other and and verse other schools 420 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:31,160 Speaker 12: actually in chess, so we used to go around versus 421 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:34,280 Speaker 12: each other other schools in the area, and we used 422 00:17:34,280 --> 00:17:34,960 Speaker 12: to get ranked one. 423 00:17:34,880 --> 00:17:37,359 Speaker 15: To four, so best obviously to the worst. And this 424 00:17:37,480 --> 00:17:39,240 Speaker 15: school that we were versing was the best of the 425 00:17:39,280 --> 00:17:41,600 Speaker 15: best and no one. All the other schools lost against them, 426 00:17:41,840 --> 00:17:44,760 Speaker 15: and I got ranked number one. So it's a bit daunting. 427 00:17:45,200 --> 00:17:47,560 Speaker 15: Get there they go, right, or four of you lined 428 00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:50,280 Speaker 15: up reverse each other starting the club. For me, check mate, 429 00:17:50,359 --> 00:17:56,280 Speaker 15: dun dusted. The best part was I've held onto this 430 00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:58,320 Speaker 15: for so long, and I've been that in my my 431 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:01,520 Speaker 15: fiancee now for ten years. And about five years into 432 00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:03,960 Speaker 15: the relationship, her dad was going through some stuff in 433 00:18:03,960 --> 00:18:08,000 Speaker 15: the house and found this old chessboard that his grandfather 434 00:18:08,119 --> 00:18:08,960 Speaker 15: used to teach him. 435 00:18:08,960 --> 00:18:10,480 Speaker 12: So his grandfather caught him on chest. 436 00:18:10,640 --> 00:18:12,080 Speaker 15: He brought it out and goes, hey, Josh, you want 437 00:18:12,080 --> 00:18:12,480 Speaker 15: to have a game. 438 00:18:12,520 --> 00:18:14,280 Speaker 11: And I was like, yeah, right, oh why not? 439 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:17,200 Speaker 15: And I ended up beating him, and we went about 440 00:18:17,240 --> 00:18:19,280 Speaker 15: eight rounds and beating him every single time. 441 00:18:24,440 --> 00:18:27,320 Speaker 9: There's something here? Can anyone beat Josh at chess? There's 442 00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:28,520 Speaker 9: something hot? 443 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:32,920 Speaker 7: Radio bit absolutely chess queen to two three? 444 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:39,200 Speaker 9: Have you ever made your parents look bad? Another quick 445 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,760 Speaker 9: one from me making my parents look real bad here 446 00:18:42,400 --> 00:18:46,000 Speaker 9: but effectively. Me and my sister used to do art 447 00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:51,080 Speaker 9: class with this woman. Her name was Irene. I was 448 00:18:51,080 --> 00:18:53,840 Speaker 9: about our last name probably shouldn't don't say. 449 00:18:53,840 --> 00:18:55,200 Speaker 7: Her last name name was Irene. 450 00:18:55,920 --> 00:18:57,440 Speaker 9: She was a great artist, and she used to wear 451 00:18:57,440 --> 00:19:00,719 Speaker 9: the boots that would go above the knee, the the 452 00:19:00,760 --> 00:19:04,000 Speaker 9: long burther boots above the knee, leather boots above the knee, 453 00:19:04,040 --> 00:19:08,240 Speaker 9: and one art class, my sister pointed at the boots 454 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:17,360 Speaker 9: and said, ha, my mom calls those hooker boots pretty awkwards. 455 00:19:17,560 --> 00:19:19,400 Speaker 9: When mom went to go and pick us up from 456 00:19:19,480 --> 00:19:26,000 Speaker 9: art class that day, pretty awkward. Anyway, keen to hear 457 00:19:26,040 --> 00:19:28,360 Speaker 9: your stories now thirteen When I was sixty five. 458 00:19:28,680 --> 00:19:31,359 Speaker 2: Sarah, Sarah, how did you make your parents look bad? 459 00:19:32,119 --> 00:19:32,280 Speaker 3: Hi? 460 00:19:32,400 --> 00:19:35,480 Speaker 6: Guys, So when I was about five, I would have 461 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,920 Speaker 6: been in prep and I made friends with this little girl, 462 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:42,119 Speaker 6: and naturally our moms you know, became friends as well, 463 00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,359 Speaker 6: and my mum always reminds me of this story. 464 00:19:45,400 --> 00:19:47,840 Speaker 18: I actually don't remember it, but she I must have 465 00:19:47,880 --> 00:19:50,760 Speaker 18: overheard my mom having a little bit to say about 466 00:19:51,240 --> 00:19:54,520 Speaker 18: this girl's mother. Oh no, And I was over there 467 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,280 Speaker 18: for a playdate, and apparently when I was in front 468 00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:59,879 Speaker 18: of this little girl's mum, I said, well, my mom 469 00:20:00,119 --> 00:20:02,760 Speaker 18: think that you're a bitch to your your daddy and 470 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:07,840 Speaker 18: you smoke too many cigarettes. Yeah, and I think there 471 00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,720 Speaker 18: are a few other words thrown in there as well, 472 00:20:09,760 --> 00:20:12,359 Speaker 18: which you know, it doesn't stun particularly especially over a 473 00:20:12,440 --> 00:20:14,880 Speaker 18: five year old girl. And yeah, I said a word 474 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:15,600 Speaker 18: for words, Oh. 475 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:19,520 Speaker 2: God, a bitch who smokes too many cigarettes. 476 00:20:20,760 --> 00:20:21,200 Speaker 16: Yeah. 477 00:20:21,280 --> 00:20:23,560 Speaker 18: So yeah, the pick up that day was would have 478 00:20:23,560 --> 00:20:24,400 Speaker 18: been very awkward. 479 00:20:24,440 --> 00:20:31,160 Speaker 1: I see smoked to reduce, probably saw at the front 480 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,399 Speaker 1: punching darts when you goin to pick up your kids. 481 00:20:34,640 --> 00:20:35,000 Speaker 7: Let's go. 482 00:20:35,200 --> 00:20:39,920 Speaker 1: Claire called on six five High. Claire, Hi, we're talking 483 00:20:39,960 --> 00:20:41,480 Speaker 1: about making your parents look bad. 484 00:20:41,520 --> 00:20:43,320 Speaker 2: You got a story. Yeah. 485 00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:47,080 Speaker 14: I'm a primary school teacher and I asked one of 486 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:50,240 Speaker 14: my students what they did on the weekend once, and 487 00:20:50,280 --> 00:20:53,440 Speaker 14: they said they went out for dinner and the restaurant 488 00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:55,719 Speaker 14: that they went to was the Thirsty Camel. 489 00:21:00,480 --> 00:21:02,640 Speaker 1: I love that that. 490 00:21:02,760 --> 00:21:04,080 Speaker 7: Is that's that's awesome. 491 00:21:04,320 --> 00:21:07,960 Speaker 9: That's great drive through as well, which is Andy thirsty Cammel. 492 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:12,640 Speaker 9: Let's go to Jakie. Now I believe Jake. How did 493 00:21:12,680 --> 00:21:13,840 Speaker 9: you make your parents look bad? 494 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:14,760 Speaker 8: Hey? 495 00:21:14,840 --> 00:21:17,200 Speaker 4: Guys are good, mate, very very good. 496 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,920 Speaker 11: So one of my mother was having a party and 497 00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:23,320 Speaker 11: a few friends over one night, and she decided to 498 00:21:23,359 --> 00:21:25,879 Speaker 11: send me to bed early, and I thought that was 499 00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:27,600 Speaker 11: a bit rough, So I decided to go into her 500 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:30,840 Speaker 11: room and grab one of her merital aids and present. 501 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:33,520 Speaker 2: It to the rest of the party her What sorry. 502 00:21:35,440 --> 00:21:37,680 Speaker 11: Battery operated boyfriend, it'd be another word for it. 503 00:21:37,920 --> 00:21:40,400 Speaker 2: Oh, I got you. You walked into the. 504 00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:43,480 Speaker 11: Party, yeah, right in the middle of it, and I 505 00:21:43,640 --> 00:21:46,320 Speaker 11: just remember my mother diving on me and everyone's screaming 506 00:21:46,400 --> 00:21:46,919 Speaker 11: in laughter. 507 00:21:47,760 --> 00:21:50,560 Speaker 2: My lord, how did you know where it was? How 508 00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,679 Speaker 2: did you know where it was? 509 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,879 Speaker 11: I wasn't one hundred percent store at that time. I 510 00:21:54,920 --> 00:21:56,919 Speaker 11: was only about probably seven or eight years old, But 511 00:21:57,080 --> 00:21:59,360 Speaker 11: I just picked a really opportune time to bring it out. 512 00:21:59,600 --> 00:22:01,120 Speaker 7: And how did you know she'd be embarrassed? 513 00:22:01,119 --> 00:22:03,240 Speaker 9: Like obviously, it sounds like there was some malice behind 514 00:22:03,320 --> 00:22:06,040 Speaker 9: this this act to go and get the battery operated boyfriend. 515 00:22:06,040 --> 00:22:07,880 Speaker 7: How did you know that she was embarrassed about it? 516 00:22:08,880 --> 00:22:10,560 Speaker 11: Well, well, I think it was more of a spike 517 00:22:10,680 --> 00:22:12,760 Speaker 11: thing where it was I didn't want to go to 518 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:14,840 Speaker 11: bed and I was looking for any excuse. Not too 519 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,800 Speaker 11: so I'm like, oh, well, I make up an excuse. 520 00:22:16,840 --> 00:22:18,560 Speaker 11: I know this thing's in her drawer. I'll take that 521 00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:20,320 Speaker 11: out and then they can tell me what it is. 522 00:22:21,840 --> 00:22:23,480 Speaker 2: When you brought it out, did you have it going? 523 00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:25,720 Speaker 13: No? 524 00:22:25,720 --> 00:22:28,720 Speaker 11: No, at that agent be able to figure it. 525 00:22:28,640 --> 00:22:32,879 Speaker 1: Out because because funnily enough, my daughter's actually become she 526 00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:35,560 Speaker 1: started brushing her teeth recently and she sees that we 527 00:22:35,680 --> 00:22:37,080 Speaker 1: brushed with electric toothbrushes. 528 00:22:37,240 --> 00:22:39,320 Speaker 2: Oh my, so she loves. 529 00:22:39,440 --> 00:22:42,600 Speaker 1: The look of the electric toothbrush, right, So Sim's brought 530 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:45,879 Speaker 1: this electric toothbrush, which you know, she can turn on 531 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:48,119 Speaker 1: and off and she loves. But so I heard, I was. 532 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,480 Speaker 1: I was out of the bathroom the other day and 533 00:22:49,520 --> 00:22:51,040 Speaker 1: I heard I heard it, and I was like, oh. 534 00:22:51,040 --> 00:22:52,320 Speaker 2: Max is in there brushing her teeth. 535 00:22:52,320 --> 00:22:56,000 Speaker 1: And I walk in there on the midnight mace as well, 536 00:22:57,760 --> 00:23:02,320 Speaker 1: amazing just holding for me, going bup up. 537 00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:04,240 Speaker 8: Not for you. 538 00:23:04,480 --> 00:23:07,920 Speaker 1: Amy's gold for anyone to five, Amy take his home 539 00:23:08,440 --> 00:23:10,359 Speaker 1: we're talking about the ways that you made your parents 540 00:23:10,400 --> 00:23:10,840 Speaker 1: look bad. 541 00:23:12,119 --> 00:23:14,920 Speaker 17: So I was about four years old and we're visiting 542 00:23:14,960 --> 00:23:18,840 Speaker 17: some friends in Queensland and I just joined the conversation 543 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:22,560 Speaker 17: at the dinner table and this lady was like very 544 00:23:22,600 --> 00:23:25,800 Speaker 17: self conscious and particular with her image. And I just 545 00:23:25,920 --> 00:23:28,640 Speaker 17: joined the conversation and said, so, when's the baby jew? 546 00:23:29,200 --> 00:23:30,760 Speaker 17: But she wasn't pregnant. 547 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:35,560 Speaker 9: How how's that making your parents look bad? I think 548 00:23:35,560 --> 00:23:38,439 Speaker 9: that's just you absolutely cocking it there, Amy. 549 00:23:39,600 --> 00:23:42,520 Speaker 17: Oh well, they were more embarrassed than me. 550 00:23:42,720 --> 00:23:46,040 Speaker 9: I think, yeah, they're responsible for you and yeah, no, 551 00:23:46,240 --> 00:23:46,920 Speaker 9: fair enough. 552 00:23:46,760 --> 00:23:48,919 Speaker 1: And you're just trying to do a nice seeing Amy. 553 00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:50,679 Speaker 1: You're just trying to be helpful there. 554 00:23:51,440 --> 00:23:51,640 Speaker 14: Yeah. 555 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,879 Speaker 2: Yeah, did you say anything back, Amy? 556 00:23:57,680 --> 00:24:00,919 Speaker 17: I think she was just in shock because I was 557 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:01,560 Speaker 17: so little. 558 00:24:02,119 --> 00:24:03,200 Speaker 8: Hat to laugh it off. 559 00:24:03,359 --> 00:24:05,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's it. They can't have a crack at you, 560 00:24:05,560 --> 00:24:05,959 Speaker 2: can they. 561 00:24:06,200 --> 00:24:07,440 Speaker 7: But the damage has been done. 562 00:24:07,560 --> 00:24:08,120 Speaker 2: That's the call. 563 00:24:08,760 --> 00:24:10,880 Speaker 9: My mate's younger sister, I think she was like seven 564 00:24:10,880 --> 00:24:12,880 Speaker 9: at the time, and i'd have been my teenage years. 565 00:24:12,880 --> 00:24:14,720 Speaker 9: And she walked out to me and she just goes, 566 00:24:15,160 --> 00:24:17,280 Speaker 9: you have a pimple there, there, there and there, but 567 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:18,680 Speaker 9: that's okay, And. 568 00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:20,320 Speaker 7: I was like, oh, I was going. 569 00:24:20,080 --> 00:24:25,560 Speaker 1: Out tonight, You're probably not in the mood to call 570 00:24:25,600 --> 00:24:27,280 Speaker 1: the radio show right now. And I get that because 571 00:24:27,280 --> 00:24:30,880 Speaker 1: it's school holidays next week, and Friday before school holiday 572 00:24:31,040 --> 00:24:33,640 Speaker 1: is absolutely bed li. You're packing bags, you're getting kids 573 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,800 Speaker 1: from school, You're figuring out what you need to get 574 00:24:35,800 --> 00:24:37,320 Speaker 1: from the supermarket. 575 00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:39,040 Speaker 2: What games are you going to play in the car? 576 00:24:39,080 --> 00:24:41,359 Speaker 1: I mean back in the day, it was genuinely what 577 00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:42,600 Speaker 1: are we going to distract the kids? 578 00:24:42,640 --> 00:24:42,800 Speaker 9: Within? 579 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:46,080 Speaker 1: The back seat was genuine like have we got the 580 00:24:46,119 --> 00:24:47,920 Speaker 1: right CDs in the car to get them to shut 581 00:24:47,960 --> 00:24:48,359 Speaker 1: the hell up? 582 00:24:48,359 --> 00:24:50,520 Speaker 7: What was your parents go to CDs? You just listen 583 00:24:50,560 --> 00:24:51,680 Speaker 7: to a big CD. Yeah. 584 00:24:51,760 --> 00:24:54,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, we'd listen to like a and we would listen 585 00:24:54,440 --> 00:24:57,200 Speaker 1: to an audio book. So they put like Harry Potter 586 00:24:57,280 --> 00:24:58,200 Speaker 1: on tape or something. 587 00:24:58,240 --> 00:25:01,199 Speaker 9: I'm sure my age, but because all in our family, 588 00:25:01,240 --> 00:25:03,200 Speaker 9: all the kids wanted to listen to a different book. 589 00:25:03,240 --> 00:25:05,920 Speaker 7: We all had our own little players. 590 00:25:06,480 --> 00:25:07,480 Speaker 4: You've got a walkman, yet. 591 00:25:07,400 --> 00:25:09,160 Speaker 7: It was like it was the tape player and I reckon, 592 00:25:09,200 --> 00:25:10,040 Speaker 7: I was listening to. 593 00:25:10,119 --> 00:25:13,280 Speaker 9: Yeah, Harry Potter, Stephen Fry, Yeah, Stephen running me through 594 00:25:13,280 --> 00:25:13,879 Speaker 9: Harry Potter. 595 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:17,520 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you are showing your age there, yeah yeah, 596 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:19,919 Speaker 2: wild yeah, yeah yeah. 597 00:25:20,000 --> 00:25:25,560 Speaker 1: Anyway, thirteen one oh six five, because obviously, great time 598 00:25:25,560 --> 00:25:27,520 Speaker 1: of the year to get away somewhere warm, great time 599 00:25:27,560 --> 00:25:30,320 Speaker 1: of the year to go to on a resort holiday 600 00:25:30,800 --> 00:25:32,760 Speaker 1: with your family, and we just thought, right now'd be 601 00:25:32,760 --> 00:25:39,440 Speaker 1: a great opportunity to dip into those super duper embarrassing moments, 602 00:25:39,880 --> 00:25:43,840 Speaker 1: horrific resorts stories that happened while when you take everybody 603 00:25:43,840 --> 00:25:44,440 Speaker 1: away with you. 604 00:25:44,600 --> 00:25:45,679 Speaker 7: Couple come to mind for me. 605 00:25:46,600 --> 00:25:49,720 Speaker 9: So the more I think about our family holidays, that 606 00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:52,760 Speaker 9: was just more stress for my parents, like just trying 607 00:25:52,800 --> 00:25:55,440 Speaker 9: to wrangle the kids for a one week or two week. 608 00:25:56,080 --> 00:25:59,240 Speaker 7: And there was a particular day, forget. 609 00:25:58,960 --> 00:25:59,560 Speaker 4: Where we were. 610 00:26:00,520 --> 00:26:01,680 Speaker 7: I think we're in Vietnam. 611 00:26:02,080 --> 00:26:05,399 Speaker 9: Anyway, we had this whole day of tours and whatever 612 00:26:05,440 --> 00:26:07,639 Speaker 9: books and Dad said, you've got to be out the 613 00:26:07,640 --> 00:26:11,720 Speaker 9: front at seven am. Anyway seven oh five, men and 614 00:26:11,720 --> 00:26:14,919 Speaker 9: my brother haven't woken up. So he's like right storms 615 00:26:14,960 --> 00:26:19,160 Speaker 9: back into our accommodation, literally kicks in a door and 616 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,600 Speaker 9: starts like abusive language, like really going for it, Like 617 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,600 Speaker 9: I said, seven am, what that eff you're still doing 618 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:27,000 Speaker 9: in bed? 619 00:26:27,200 --> 00:26:27,680 Speaker 5: Anyway. 620 00:26:27,760 --> 00:26:30,040 Speaker 9: At that point he realized he'd kicked in the wrong 621 00:26:30,080 --> 00:26:33,160 Speaker 9: door and he was abusing a couple of Germans, one 622 00:26:33,200 --> 00:26:35,919 Speaker 9: of which the woman of the couple was in the 623 00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:39,960 Speaker 9: shower Jesus going, not. 624 00:26:40,040 --> 00:26:41,240 Speaker 7: Sure that's a German accent. 625 00:26:42,400 --> 00:26:45,639 Speaker 2: It's a terrific story for anyone. Go on all these 626 00:26:45,680 --> 00:26:46,880 Speaker 2: stories yourself. 627 00:26:46,920 --> 00:26:49,320 Speaker 1: Every one time we went to a resort, I think 628 00:26:49,320 --> 00:26:51,159 Speaker 1: it was on the Gold Coast with the family, and 629 00:26:52,520 --> 00:26:54,960 Speaker 1: Dad thought that there was a you know, you know 630 00:26:55,119 --> 00:26:58,200 Speaker 1: how every dad just thinks they're like a wildlife expert. Absolutely, 631 00:26:58,280 --> 00:26:59,879 Speaker 1: Dad took one look at the pool and was like, 632 00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:01,840 Speaker 1: the snake. There's a snake in the pool. So that's 633 00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,560 Speaker 1: the first and foremost snaking. The boos obviously, you know, 634 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,800 Speaker 1: alarm bells. He's taking one look at it, and I 635 00:27:05,840 --> 00:27:08,840 Speaker 1: remember him yelling, not there's a snake in the pool, 636 00:27:08,880 --> 00:27:11,720 Speaker 1: but just full steve irwined it and from thirty meters away, 637 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,000 Speaker 1: by the way it goes, there's. 638 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:14,480 Speaker 2: A coastal type had in the pool. 639 00:27:14,840 --> 00:27:18,880 Speaker 9: Coastal type had cost coastal type specific in the pool. 640 00:27:18,960 --> 00:27:21,120 Speaker 1: Yeah, in one bell swoop he's run out there, grabbed 641 00:27:21,160 --> 00:27:24,920 Speaker 1: the pool scoop. Pretty impressive scoops the snake out of 642 00:27:24,960 --> 00:27:25,359 Speaker 1: the pool. 643 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:26,560 Speaker 7: Yeah, bloody ell. 644 00:27:26,640 --> 00:27:30,119 Speaker 1: Beat the snake with his fist with the pool scoop. 645 00:27:30,200 --> 00:27:32,240 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, with the pool scope. So at the 646 00:27:32,320 --> 00:27:33,800 Speaker 1: end of the pool scope, beat the snake to a 647 00:27:33,800 --> 00:27:34,600 Speaker 1: pot with the pull scope. 648 00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:38,280 Speaker 2: But the pool scoop is everywhere. Yeah, right, kills the snake. 649 00:27:38,280 --> 00:27:39,400 Speaker 7: Got to do it that it's a coastal type. 650 00:27:39,400 --> 00:27:42,919 Speaker 1: Had kills you do it exactly, kills the snake. Anyway, 651 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:44,680 Speaker 1: they call the rangers in. Turns out it's a green 652 00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:49,600 Speaker 1: tree snake. They will protected in the area. And then 653 00:27:50,320 --> 00:27:52,320 Speaker 1: on the way out, I remember we got to find 654 00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:54,080 Speaker 1: from the people at the hotel for the pool scoop, 655 00:27:55,359 --> 00:27:57,960 Speaker 1: anything from the mini bar and anything from the poolhouse. 656 00:27:58,080 --> 00:28:01,120 Speaker 2: And yeah one pool scoop probably the other one. 657 00:28:01,520 --> 00:28:04,439 Speaker 9: You would have been chest out when the wildlife people go. Die, guys, 658 00:28:04,720 --> 00:28:07,320 Speaker 9: hand a hand coastal. 659 00:28:07,480 --> 00:28:10,320 Speaker 1: And see the trademark bumps on it's back there. It's 660 00:28:10,320 --> 00:28:13,400 Speaker 1: a great tray stakes. They're protected thirty one six five 661 00:28:13,440 --> 00:28:15,360 Speaker 1: give us kill. Love to hear from you. 662 00:28:15,400 --> 00:28:20,200 Speaker 2: Good day, Dannielle. Hi, guys, how are you mate? Happy Friday? 663 00:28:20,920 --> 00:28:23,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, so well you've got a you've got a resort 664 00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:26,080 Speaker 1: horror story from a fan holiday I do. 665 00:28:26,240 --> 00:28:26,920 Speaker 17: I went out to the. 666 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:29,359 Speaker 16: Gold Coast of my family. I needed to go to 667 00:28:29,359 --> 00:28:30,200 Speaker 16: the toilet. 668 00:28:29,840 --> 00:28:30,320 Speaker 14: In the morning. 669 00:28:30,359 --> 00:28:32,920 Speaker 16: I was eight years old, went and sat in the toilet, 670 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:36,680 Speaker 16: back down, no toilet paper, Oh no, I'm down all 671 00:28:36,800 --> 00:28:40,280 Speaker 16: the stairs, get like the toilet paper from the car, 672 00:28:40,800 --> 00:28:43,760 Speaker 16: and the doors locked so you can't get back into 673 00:28:43,760 --> 00:28:46,760 Speaker 16: the resort, running both the doors trying to get in 674 00:28:46,800 --> 00:28:48,360 Speaker 16: and I literally cracked my pants. 675 00:28:48,560 --> 00:28:56,120 Speaker 2: Oh was from zero to one hundred and the music. 676 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:58,640 Speaker 2: I needed to ask Danielle, Danielle, where you going? 677 00:28:58,920 --> 00:29:00,120 Speaker 7: We did you? 678 00:29:00,120 --> 00:29:02,480 Speaker 2: You weren't going the full wattle? Were you like the 679 00:29:02,520 --> 00:29:05,120 Speaker 2: full deck down? Like it was all you went the 680 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,840 Speaker 2: dackdown wattle outside. 681 00:29:08,120 --> 00:29:08,320 Speaker 8: Yeah. 682 00:29:08,480 --> 00:29:11,280 Speaker 16: Literally, Like eventually when people realized that I was stuck 683 00:29:11,320 --> 00:29:13,280 Speaker 16: out there, I had like wattle back up to the 684 00:29:13,360 --> 00:29:16,680 Speaker 16: room with like a proper poop in my hair. 685 00:29:17,600 --> 00:29:23,360 Speaker 9: Okay, perfect, If that wasn't on the line now it is. 686 00:29:23,400 --> 00:29:27,480 Speaker 9: Let's go to Katrina here, Katrina, you have a Bali 687 00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:28,800 Speaker 9: horror story. 688 00:29:29,440 --> 00:29:32,560 Speaker 8: Absolutely, this is our first time. He's a friends would 689 00:29:32,560 --> 00:29:37,720 Speaker 8: be like, go, you'll love it. Sped for ages booked 690 00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:44,440 Speaker 8: online by ourselves, thinking you know, it's cool. Absolutely. I 691 00:29:45,360 --> 00:29:47,920 Speaker 8: had a twelve month old baby as well at the time, 692 00:29:48,000 --> 00:29:52,640 Speaker 8: so that's always going to work out. Brilliantly booked a 693 00:29:52,840 --> 00:29:59,280 Speaker 8: five bedroom, two story, cool Grass Area five grand. It 694 00:29:59,400 --> 00:30:05,040 Speaker 8: was the supposed to be Yeah, yeah, that's what I thought, 695 00:30:05,160 --> 00:30:09,840 Speaker 8: and then we rocked up to a studio m h 696 00:30:11,120 --> 00:30:15,040 Speaker 8: full concrete outdoors. The pool, which was supposed to be 697 00:30:15,400 --> 00:30:18,440 Speaker 8: like an infinity pool, was a lap pool. If that 698 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,120 Speaker 8: even qualified for a lap pool, I'm not sure what 699 00:30:22,360 --> 00:30:26,600 Speaker 8: I've bought blow up pools bigger than that, philthy. It 700 00:30:26,720 --> 00:30:30,720 Speaker 8: was surrounded by In Australia, we'd call it a tip. 701 00:30:31,320 --> 00:30:34,800 Speaker 2: Oh what were they going there? What do you mean? 702 00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:35,800 Speaker 2: So there was a tip or. 703 00:30:36,720 --> 00:30:40,720 Speaker 8: It was just like dump. It was like land with 704 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:45,200 Speaker 8: just trash everywhere. And then when I was like arguing 705 00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,400 Speaker 8: with them and going no, no, because we've just gotten 706 00:30:47,400 --> 00:30:50,360 Speaker 8: off the flight, baby, you know whatever, and they were 707 00:30:50,440 --> 00:30:52,400 Speaker 8: like no, no refund, no REFI. 708 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:59,560 Speaker 9: Resort, catfish resort, catfish resort, catfish. 709 00:30:59,640 --> 00:31:01,959 Speaker 7: Myself, as you know, will, I booked a hold out 710 00:31:01,960 --> 00:31:02,400 Speaker 7: of Japan. 711 00:31:02,640 --> 00:31:07,400 Speaker 9: Yeah, a while ago with now my ex girlfriends, and 712 00:31:07,720 --> 00:31:11,320 Speaker 9: I thought I'd got this unbelievable deal on a hotel. Anyway, 713 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:13,720 Speaker 9: it turns out it was a sex hotel. I couldn't 714 00:31:13,760 --> 00:31:15,760 Speaker 9: believe that it booked out for ten days. Most people 715 00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:18,320 Speaker 9: book it out per hour. I booked out for ten days. 716 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,600 Speaker 9: Although the little perk of at the Boon was that 717 00:31:20,640 --> 00:31:22,360 Speaker 9: they looked at me like I was a god, because 718 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,560 Speaker 9: they were like, oh my gosh, guys book the Sex 719 00:31:24,640 --> 00:31:26,400 Speaker 9: Hotel for ten days straight. 720 00:31:26,960 --> 00:31:31,920 Speaker 5: There's a photo of you on the wall. Now, Vegas, what. 721 00:31:31,960 --> 00:31:34,600 Speaker 4: Are the world's biggest artists on? 722 00:31:40,440 --> 00:31:41,320 Speaker 2: Phenomenal prize? 723 00:31:41,320 --> 00:31:42,680 Speaker 7: Would he unbelievable? 724 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:47,400 Speaker 1: Phenomenal sending you to the iHeartRadio Music Festival two nights 725 00:31:47,400 --> 00:31:49,120 Speaker 1: to go and see the world's biggest artist. 726 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,840 Speaker 2: Kelly Clarkson, she'll be there. 727 00:31:51,080 --> 00:31:59,240 Speaker 9: Kelly Clarkson's going to be there, Clark Grade Guns, Scotty's from. 728 00:31:59,080 --> 00:32:03,160 Speaker 1: Blick one eight two, No, Courtney Kardashians, Travis. 729 00:32:03,560 --> 00:32:04,840 Speaker 7: I'm not sure if Barker is going. 730 00:32:04,800 --> 00:32:07,080 Speaker 2: To be there, but Scotty, who's Travis Scott? 731 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:10,120 Speaker 9: Travis Scott's an amazing artist. Fall Out Boys going to 732 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:12,040 Speaker 9: be there. The Rabbits is going to be there. 733 00:32:12,120 --> 00:32:14,040 Speaker 2: Scott Dog's a rapper apparently. 734 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,520 Speaker 5: To good lineups. 735 00:32:16,560 --> 00:32:19,040 Speaker 9: I'm allergic to good lineups because this is the hot one. 736 00:32:19,080 --> 00:32:20,160 Speaker 2: Jared leto be there. 737 00:32:20,240 --> 00:32:22,880 Speaker 5: TLC don't go chasing waterfalls. 738 00:32:23,160 --> 00:32:25,080 Speaker 7: Food Fighters they're going to be there as well. 739 00:32:25,320 --> 00:32:27,280 Speaker 9: I mean, bloody hell, only one of you can win. 740 00:32:27,480 --> 00:32:30,160 Speaker 9: Oh sorry, I forgot to mention. The winner also gets 741 00:32:30,160 --> 00:32:34,360 Speaker 9: to go and see Beyonce on their way home in Texas. 742 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:36,240 Speaker 5: Believable Struth. 743 00:32:36,640 --> 00:32:38,160 Speaker 2: All right, we've got the winners number. Now, her name 744 00:32:38,200 --> 00:32:38,760 Speaker 2: is Bianca. 745 00:32:38,960 --> 00:32:42,479 Speaker 1: You're going to call her and just let her know 746 00:32:42,560 --> 00:32:44,160 Speaker 1: that she's off to see the Scotty Dog. 747 00:32:44,840 --> 00:32:51,440 Speaker 9: Hello, Hello, Hello, Hi, hello. 748 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:52,360 Speaker 5: Hello Hi. 749 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:57,280 Speaker 7: Who who you water? Who do you get your water off? Currently? 750 00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:57,640 Speaker 6: Oh? 751 00:32:57,880 --> 00:32:59,800 Speaker 1: That's please, don't be a scammer. 752 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:01,800 Speaker 6: My heart's racing right now. 753 00:33:01,800 --> 00:33:05,240 Speaker 7: And I'm not a scammers calling from wild Water. 754 00:33:05,800 --> 00:33:07,840 Speaker 9: We think we're able to do your water bill a 755 00:33:07,840 --> 00:33:09,040 Speaker 9: lot cheaper. 756 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:10,920 Speaker 17: Oh no, I know your voice. 757 00:33:11,000 --> 00:33:12,880 Speaker 16: It's not wild Water, but I know w W. 758 00:33:14,360 --> 00:33:26,200 Speaker 10: Very good being going to Vegas? 759 00:33:26,960 --> 00:33:32,040 Speaker 4: Oh my god, guys, thanks so bad. 760 00:33:29,720 --> 00:33:35,760 Speaker 5: No, you's still. 761 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:41,440 Speaker 2: Where are you? Where are you? 762 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:44,000 Speaker 17: I actually went outside and just spoke to them neighbors 763 00:33:44,040 --> 00:33:45,000 Speaker 17: and I'm going. 764 00:33:44,800 --> 00:33:49,320 Speaker 1: To Vegas outside and told the neighbors you're going to Vegas. 765 00:33:49,400 --> 00:33:51,320 Speaker 16: And I'm new to the area as well, so then 766 00:33:51,440 --> 00:33:51,840 Speaker 16: probably not. 767 00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:55,480 Speaker 18: It's a crazy lady. 768 00:33:54,520 --> 00:33:59,200 Speaker 7: That is awesome. How was their reaction to you saying. 769 00:33:59,040 --> 00:34:01,800 Speaker 6: You go to actually come outside so they're happy for me. 770 00:34:04,520 --> 00:34:06,400 Speaker 2: My God, tell me you are later. I love that. 771 00:34:06,560 --> 00:34:07,400 Speaker 2: Ask questions flight. 772 00:34:07,520 --> 00:34:09,760 Speaker 1: We're gonna be looking after you accommodation as well, Bianchor 773 00:34:09,800 --> 00:34:12,239 Speaker 1: A thousand dollars spending money. Plus you're gonna go and 774 00:34:12,239 --> 00:34:15,120 Speaker 1: see Beyonce live in Texas on the way home. 775 00:34:17,080 --> 00:34:22,600 Speaker 2: It's all thanks to because sure, yeah, no worries. 776 00:34:22,640 --> 00:34:24,120 Speaker 5: It all the credit. 777 00:34:24,400 --> 00:34:28,320 Speaker 1: Get ready for the Marting is most surprising reveal ever. 778 00:34:28,800 --> 00:34:32,040 Speaker 2: Seven thirty Monday on ten and ten Play now, Biancher, 779 00:34:32,080 --> 00:34:33,400 Speaker 2: you were saying you're going to dance. 780 00:34:34,080 --> 00:34:35,040 Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm going to dance. 781 00:34:35,080 --> 00:34:35,960 Speaker 16: I'm going to sing. 782 00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,680 Speaker 7: I'm gonna just dance, dance, dance. 783 00:34:38,320 --> 00:34:39,440 Speaker 8: Oh my gosh, I can't believe this. 784 00:34:40,440 --> 00:34:43,440 Speaker 7: Just breads. Just breathe the anchor easy. But you're flying 785 00:34:43,800 --> 00:34:44,719 Speaker 7: United Airlines. 786 00:34:44,840 --> 00:34:47,759 Speaker 9: Have I do have to mention that you're pumped about 787 00:34:47,840 --> 00:34:48,920 Speaker 9: United Airlines Bianchor. 788 00:34:53,840 --> 00:34:56,279 Speaker 7: Yeah, the airlines the best in the. 789 00:34:56,920 --> 00:34:58,200 Speaker 1: I feel like this is the first time we've ever 790 00:34:58,239 --> 00:34:59,520 Speaker 1: giving away a commercial giveaway. 791 00:35:00,719 --> 00:35:02,560 Speaker 2: Have we tacked a little? I think we have. 792 00:35:06,920 --> 00:35:07,680 Speaker 18: Sorry to hear that. 793 00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:17,120 Speaker 9: Australia's easiest queztion week, Oh, Redemption Week bringing back some 794 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:19,840 Speaker 9: of the players that couldn't quite take home the Chuckies 795 00:35:19,880 --> 00:35:23,000 Speaker 9: the first time, and today we've got Amy here she 796 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:24,360 Speaker 9: was with her first crack. 797 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:29,160 Speaker 2: What channel is Lego Masters on channel ten? What's the no? 798 00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:30,239 Speaker 2: You've got that wrong? 799 00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:37,640 Speaker 1: So sorry, Amy? Yeah it's channel nine, my friend, I'm 800 00:35:37,680 --> 00:35:38,280 Speaker 1: so sorry. 801 00:35:38,760 --> 00:35:42,560 Speaker 2: Oh far yeah g always yes. 802 00:35:42,520 --> 00:35:45,719 Speaker 7: Far too, which makes it even worse. 803 00:35:45,840 --> 00:35:49,839 Speaker 9: It does and you watch it? Amy joins us again. Hello, Amy? 804 00:35:50,239 --> 00:35:52,000 Speaker 2: Hellow you going good? 805 00:35:52,120 --> 00:35:54,120 Speaker 7: Mate? Good? Still a fan of Lego Masters? 806 00:35:55,520 --> 00:35:56,520 Speaker 18: Not so much now? 807 00:35:57,800 --> 00:35:58,000 Speaker 6: Wow? 808 00:35:58,000 --> 00:36:03,279 Speaker 7: After that question brutal demons? Put the mus on it, well, mate, 809 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,960 Speaker 7: same rules. Thirty seconds on the clock. I gotta get 810 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:08,000 Speaker 7: ten questions right. You can pass it. Any question, have 811 00:36:08,040 --> 00:36:09,200 Speaker 7: to take your first answer first. 812 00:36:09,280 --> 00:36:09,799 Speaker 4: Good luck? 813 00:36:10,480 --> 00:36:10,920 Speaker 18: Thank you? 814 00:36:11,440 --> 00:36:13,800 Speaker 1: All right, Ames, here we go. Who's the host of 815 00:36:13,880 --> 00:36:14,720 Speaker 1: Lego Masters? 816 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,280 Speaker 13: Hamies? 817 00:36:18,719 --> 00:36:19,760 Speaker 2: Seven times five? 818 00:36:21,520 --> 00:36:21,719 Speaker 5: Five? 819 00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,960 Speaker 1: Give me a country that starts with the letter B Brazil? 820 00:36:25,040 --> 00:36:26,320 Speaker 1: Who would play you in a movie? 821 00:36:27,920 --> 00:36:28,400 Speaker 18: Myself? 822 00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:30,120 Speaker 2: How many carrotters would you eat a day? 823 00:36:31,840 --> 00:36:32,040 Speaker 6: Four? 824 00:36:32,200 --> 00:36:36,399 Speaker 1: Who's SpongeBob's best friend Patrick? What's the name of Prince 825 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,920 Speaker 1: William's wife? 826 00:36:38,719 --> 00:36:39,520 Speaker 13: Meagan Markle? 827 00:36:39,719 --> 00:36:42,839 Speaker 2: What song do you know? Every lyric to Live It Up? 828 00:36:42,960 --> 00:36:47,640 Speaker 2: What's the Apple logo? 829 00:36:47,360 --> 00:36:47,400 Speaker 6: No? 830 00:36:48,239 --> 00:36:50,360 Speaker 7: I haven't quite got their names. 831 00:36:50,440 --> 00:36:52,839 Speaker 1: Bit of a pause there, Hamish Blake, that took your 832 00:36:52,880 --> 00:36:55,959 Speaker 1: while the other one that might have caught you out 833 00:36:56,320 --> 00:36:58,840 Speaker 1: just time wise, well not time wise, just in gems 834 00:36:58,840 --> 00:37:02,359 Speaker 1: are being blatantly incorrect. What is the name of Prince 835 00:37:02,360 --> 00:37:06,000 Speaker 1: William's wife? You're going for Megan Markle. That's Harry's wife. 836 00:37:06,040 --> 00:37:09,480 Speaker 9: Geez har that'd be spicy though, blood dear hell. There 837 00:37:09,520 --> 00:37:11,439 Speaker 9: was a bit of a wife swap. That's a TV show, 838 00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:11,839 Speaker 9: isn't it. 839 00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:17,480 Speaker 2: It was actually wife swap going to cracking coil? What 840 00:37:17,520 --> 00:37:18,000 Speaker 2: about you and me? 841 00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:18,239 Speaker 9: Mate? 842 00:37:18,239 --> 00:37:19,080 Speaker 2: We do it over the weekend. 843 00:37:22,640 --> 00:37:23,560 Speaker 5: Willard Woodies. 844 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:28,040 Speaker 9: Hello, you guys are calling us on thirteen one oh 845 00:37:28,120 --> 00:37:31,200 Speaker 9: six ' five and you are trying to convince us 846 00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:33,919 Speaker 9: that you are in the car with someone else. 847 00:37:33,960 --> 00:37:36,160 Speaker 7: Will and I decided someone else actually there? 848 00:37:36,719 --> 00:37:39,239 Speaker 9: Are you putting on a sneaky voice because you're a 849 00:37:39,239 --> 00:37:39,960 Speaker 9: sneaky person. 850 00:37:40,040 --> 00:37:42,839 Speaker 7: Let's go to Mel here? Hello Mel? 851 00:37:43,760 --> 00:37:44,319 Speaker 13: How are we going? 852 00:37:44,400 --> 00:37:44,600 Speaker 6: Boy? 853 00:37:45,120 --> 00:37:45,359 Speaker 2: Good? 854 00:37:45,400 --> 00:37:46,480 Speaker 7: We're very very good. 855 00:37:46,880 --> 00:37:47,080 Speaker 5: Mel. 856 00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,080 Speaker 7: Who are you in the car with? 857 00:37:48,920 --> 00:37:50,719 Speaker 13: I'm in the car with my brother along the way 858 00:37:50,719 --> 00:37:51,520 Speaker 13: to my parents' house. 859 00:37:52,200 --> 00:37:57,359 Speaker 9: Nice classic Friday night. What's your brother's name? Go again, mate, 860 00:37:57,400 --> 00:38:02,319 Speaker 9: Bog mommat Now you've just dropped out there. One more time, Mel, 861 00:38:02,400 --> 00:38:03,120 Speaker 9: one more time? 862 00:38:04,160 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 13: Yeah, can you hear me now? 863 00:38:05,000 --> 00:38:05,200 Speaker 2: Boy? 864 00:38:05,239 --> 00:38:05,640 Speaker 14: Yeah? 865 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:06,160 Speaker 8: Yeah? 866 00:38:06,200 --> 00:38:07,200 Speaker 2: What's his name you? 867 00:38:07,520 --> 00:38:07,680 Speaker 16: Yeah? 868 00:38:07,800 --> 00:38:09,680 Speaker 13: My brother's name is Mohammed Mohammed. 869 00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:17,040 Speaker 1: Okay, all right, chucked my. 870 00:38:17,160 --> 00:38:18,279 Speaker 13: How we going, boys? 871 00:38:18,600 --> 00:38:18,799 Speaker 6: Yeah? 872 00:38:18,920 --> 00:38:19,920 Speaker 7: Pretty good? Thank you? 873 00:38:20,040 --> 00:38:20,080 Speaker 6: Mo? 874 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:22,040 Speaker 7: Older brother or younger brother? 875 00:38:22,080 --> 00:38:25,520 Speaker 13: Ma, I'm I'm two years older than Mel. 876 00:38:26,560 --> 00:38:27,879 Speaker 2: You're two years older than Mel. 877 00:38:28,280 --> 00:38:30,240 Speaker 7: Okay, yeah, okay. 878 00:38:30,760 --> 00:38:31,040 Speaker 6: Uh. 879 00:38:31,120 --> 00:38:32,400 Speaker 7: What are mum and dad cooking tonight? 880 00:38:32,440 --> 00:38:32,480 Speaker 18: Ma? 881 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:38,759 Speaker 13: They're making like a pastor in maasagna Italian knight kind 882 00:38:38,760 --> 00:38:39,000 Speaker 13: of thing? 883 00:38:39,920 --> 00:38:40,240 Speaker 2: Pastor? 884 00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,439 Speaker 1: And what's the worst thing that one of you did 885 00:38:43,440 --> 00:38:47,840 Speaker 1: to the other when you were little boys, when you're kids. 886 00:38:47,840 --> 00:38:50,960 Speaker 13: The worst thing that Mel done to me is probably 887 00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:55,080 Speaker 13: open after screen doors. Back in the day they used 888 00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:59,560 Speaker 13: to be like heaps sharp on the bottom corner. Yes, yeah, Mel, 889 00:38:59,719 --> 00:39:02,080 Speaker 13: open the door on my leg and sliced my kill 890 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:02,799 Speaker 13: tended in half. 891 00:39:05,200 --> 00:39:06,399 Speaker 7: Now, hand the phone over to Mel. 892 00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:08,640 Speaker 5: Mel you're there. 893 00:39:08,920 --> 00:39:10,600 Speaker 7: What's the worst thing Moe's done to you? That was 894 00:39:10,640 --> 00:39:11,439 Speaker 7: pretty bloody bad. 895 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:15,160 Speaker 13: Yeah, that was a long time ago. I don't know. 896 00:39:15,320 --> 00:39:17,719 Speaker 13: There's actually not much that Mo has done to me 897 00:39:17,760 --> 00:39:21,080 Speaker 13: other than like bash me. Because you've been like your older. 898 00:39:20,800 --> 00:39:26,959 Speaker 9: Brother beating nothing worse than what I've done to him. Yeah, 899 00:39:27,040 --> 00:39:29,799 Speaker 9: all right, that's that's two people for mine. 900 00:39:29,880 --> 00:39:32,680 Speaker 2: Yeah you both there, Mel and Moe. The boys you're 901 00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:33,520 Speaker 2: off to mum and dads. 902 00:39:34,880 --> 00:39:36,120 Speaker 6: Yeah, yeah both yeah. 903 00:39:36,239 --> 00:39:38,640 Speaker 2: Yeah, bad luck boys, good game? Well playing? 904 00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:40,719 Speaker 7: What what what? 905 00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:42,799 Speaker 13: It's it's just me? 906 00:39:43,320 --> 00:39:43,640 Speaker 6: It is. 907 00:39:46,160 --> 00:39:47,800 Speaker 5: Ingrats the story. 908 00:39:48,120 --> 00:39:49,680 Speaker 2: Well he's done it. 909 00:39:51,000 --> 00:39:52,280 Speaker 11: This boy is actually true. 910 00:39:52,640 --> 00:39:54,920 Speaker 4: Yeah right, it wasn't me that. 911 00:39:54,880 --> 00:39:56,640 Speaker 13: Pushed the door. It was my sister that pushed the door. 912 00:39:56,680 --> 00:39:59,760 Speaker 2: Oh, it's not even real. 913 00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:04,319 Speaker 1: He's done. He's done it without an achilles. No one 914 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:06,320 Speaker 1: thought he could do it. Layla's killed thirty one and 915 00:40:06,400 --> 00:40:06,839 Speaker 1: six five? 916 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,120 Speaker 7: Could I? 917 00:40:07,239 --> 00:40:08,000 Speaker 2: Lailah? 918 00:40:09,080 --> 00:40:09,239 Speaker 6: Hi? 919 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,240 Speaker 2: Oh, Lailah? How old are you? 920 00:40:12,560 --> 00:40:13,239 Speaker 6: How old am I? 921 00:40:13,520 --> 00:40:13,840 Speaker 14: Yeah? 922 00:40:14,719 --> 00:40:15,719 Speaker 4: I'm all right? 923 00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:16,759 Speaker 2: And who you in the car with? 924 00:40:17,680 --> 00:40:19,240 Speaker 17: I'm in the car with my little brother. 925 00:40:19,719 --> 00:40:20,479 Speaker 2: What's his name? 926 00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:21,840 Speaker 18: Rider? 927 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:23,239 Speaker 2: All right? Chuck him up? 928 00:40:23,320 --> 00:40:23,799 Speaker 5: Check him on. 929 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:25,480 Speaker 7: I think I have heard writer in the background. 930 00:40:26,800 --> 00:40:32,800 Speaker 1: Hello, Hi Rider, Hi Rider? Did you or Layla do anything? 931 00:40:32,880 --> 00:40:36,120 Speaker 1: Have you done anything mean to each other as kids? 932 00:40:37,480 --> 00:40:39,879 Speaker 17: Well, the worst thing Wright's done to me is pete 933 00:40:39,920 --> 00:40:41,200 Speaker 17: on me in the shower when I. 934 00:40:41,200 --> 00:40:42,800 Speaker 2: Have to wash him. 935 00:40:42,880 --> 00:40:45,280 Speaker 9: I thought, sorry, I thought I thought we were talking 936 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:47,279 Speaker 9: to rider. Can I can I can I hear from rider? 937 00:40:47,320 --> 00:40:47,680 Speaker 7: Please? 938 00:40:51,000 --> 00:40:54,399 Speaker 2: Rider writer? Hi? 939 00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,880 Speaker 17: Wait you know when she was working me? 940 00:41:00,520 --> 00:41:03,120 Speaker 2: Oh great stuff. Guys, you can have a hundred. 941 00:41:02,800 --> 00:41:04,239 Speaker 5: Bucks and like you're legit. 942 00:41:04,360 --> 00:41:05,160 Speaker 7: I think right is real. 943 00:41:05,560 --> 00:41:07,480 Speaker 1: Absolutely, you can have a hundred bucks to spend it 944 00:41:07,520 --> 00:41:10,839 Speaker 1: the Porto guys. Split that between your classic gear old 945 00:41:10,840 --> 00:41:13,360 Speaker 1: Wi simply when you're in the show together enough to 946 00:41:13,480 --> 00:41:14,200 Speaker 1: it straight away.