Speaker 1: It is the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch.
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Speaker 3: So I went away for a little bit, and being
Speaker 3: the ridiculously generous, lovely kind friend that I am, and
Speaker 3: the fact that Mitch Cheri still lives with his parents,
Speaker 3: I said to Mitch, hey, why don't you get a
Speaker 3: little bit of space and houseit my house. You can
Speaker 3: have my hero I not all heroes were capes.
Speaker 1: I know. I wear pink T shirts.
Speaker 3: Two bedrooms, two bathrooms all his. And I was like,
Speaker 3: and would you like that?
Speaker 1: You said yes.
Speaker 2: I said yeah, because I'm living with my mum and dad.
Speaker 2: I just moved back home and I needed some space
Speaker 2: to myself. I'm single for the first time in a
Speaker 2: long time, and you offered. I didn't even ask, and
Speaker 2: I said yes, yep.
Speaker 3: And then I realized, after seeing some of your updates
Speaker 3: in your stories, that you are assuming my identity and
Speaker 3: tried to take over my entire life.
Speaker 1: I think for it.
Speaker 4: That just got a real extreme, real fast, really funny.
Speaker 4: I mean, what was he running around in your house
Speaker 4: wearing all your clothes?
Speaker 2: Can I just say hold on, sorry, Britt, How sitting
Speaker 2: implies that I'm living in your house?
Speaker 1: No, I am just going to assume some of the
Speaker 1: roles of Britney Hockley.
Speaker 3: I see Mitch Mitch's social media stories, right. I told
Speaker 3: mich I've given you the spare bedroom, all the sheets
Speaker 3: and bedding and new pillows in their comforters, everything he
Speaker 3: could need. Then I start to see Mitch putting some
Speaker 3: stories up on his Instagram, and I'm like, interesting, I
Speaker 3: have these like really big, comfy, oversized jacket. It was Ben's.
Speaker 3: I see Mitch wearing the jacket. He was wearing the
Speaker 3: jacket as he was walking to my local cafe. He
Speaker 3: was living my life dry Selfie's in my car roof down.
Speaker 3: I've got like a little glass room. He fully took
Speaker 3: over my life.
Speaker 2: Who said I could drive your car? You left your
Speaker 2: keys in the bowl at the front door.
Speaker 4: Okay, I think it's okay. Obviously you did some of
Speaker 4: the things that you would do if you're staying in
Speaker 4: someone's house. But when someone says, hey, can you houseit
Speaker 4: for me? They don't mean can you wear my clothes, Mitch.
Speaker 4: They don't mean can you sleep in my bed, especially
Speaker 4: if they've laid out bedding in the other room.
Speaker 3: Toilet rolls all empty everywhere, fine, and can I say
Speaker 3: nothing wrong? But they actually both toilets, meaning he didn't
Speaker 3: stick to his one toilet that he was given.
Speaker 1: He used both little.
Speaker 4: And he was sleeping in its beds and you had
Speaker 4: to go to the on suite, not the other one.
Speaker 3: And then I opened the pantry.
Speaker 1: I've never seen anyone do this my life.
Speaker 3: He got like whole bags of biscuits taking them out
Speaker 3: of There's no glad wrap on them, there's no packet,
Speaker 3: there's nothing, and they're just sitting open, stale all through
Speaker 3: the pantry. I could have reached in onto the desk
Speaker 3: and just taking biscuits.
Speaker 1: They were just they were water crackers.
Speaker 2: I had a couple of cheese boards and I put
Speaker 2: the crackers on the cabinet and I forgot about them,
Speaker 2: and I just didn't have any bags for them where
Speaker 2: the glad rap was.
Speaker 1: The house was confusing.
Speaker 3: Then there was an apple in the fridge, one bite
Speaker 3: put back. Then don Perryong, very expensive, very old wine.
Speaker 1: It is a vintage. They are all vintage. Where where
Speaker 1: did my wine go?
Speaker 3: Mitch?
Speaker 1: Multiple bottles of wine. I drunk it. That was the
Speaker 1: prize cupboard.
Speaker 3: It's not the price.
Speaker 2: It said to the pickup team, happy, congrats on the
Speaker 2: new show, Enjoy, and I just thought, well, I'm in
Speaker 2: the pickup team.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna drink that. The rice coupoared. It is my
Speaker 1: alcohol collection.
Speaker 2: No, there were pr gifts sent to brit It's all
Speaker 2: chucked away in this cupboard.
Speaker 3: Furniture moved. Furniture moved. Now, I know you've been having
Speaker 3: some sweet sweet love and in that house you've been
Speaker 3: having some sweet sweet dates because there are candles. You
Speaker 3: know how some kennels are just on show. They're all used,
Speaker 3: they're all black, they're all over the house.
Speaker 4: You can't light someone's candle, Nitch.
Speaker 1: Do we get the acoirirs out and light a new one.
Speaker 2: I put candles in Brits room because the overhead lighting.
Speaker 2: I oh god, No, I just know. I did sleep
Speaker 2: in your bed, yes, and then I had a couple
Speaker 2: of dates at your house, so I invited some general
Speaker 2: order and the overhead lighting in your room is too harsh.
Speaker 2: So I had to go get candles and I had
Speaker 2: to light them around your room and I did.
Speaker 1: And I enjoyed it. Okay, I had a really fun time.
Speaker 3: How are you enjoying it since you've been back, Well,
Speaker 3: there's furniture that's been moved as well. So the furnishure
Speaker 3: was moved wasn't back. You must have had a little
Speaker 3: outdoor party because all that was moved back.
Speaker 1: I did had a cheese platter with about six friends.
Speaker 3: I've had a complaint from the neighbor, which was also great.
Speaker 3: They said, the person that's just moved in has been
Speaker 3: parking in parks they're not supposed to part.
Speaker 1: I had a fight with the next time. But she's
Speaker 1: a right cow. She was awful to me.
Speaker 2: She put a sticker on my windshields said do not
Speaker 2: park you and I said, do not touch my property.
Speaker 2: And then she said this is my parking spot, and
Speaker 2: I said, I'm very sorry.
Speaker 1: You're never going to get invited back.
Speaker 4: Also, though, if you've been parking in someone else's car,
Speaker 4: pack because this is like it's very elite trying to
Speaker 4: find a car park around this area, like it is
Speaker 4: a real issue, and people hold on to it like
Speaker 4: it is their prized Yeah. Yeah, and if you have
Speaker 4: been doing that, all that that's going to translate to
Speaker 4: is that brit has and is a terrible neighbor.
Speaker 1: You are now the terrible neighbor reflecting on me.
Speaker 2: Can I just say the best part of all this
Speaker 2: is she thought I slept in the spare room. I
Speaker 2: just went in and got the sheets and ruffled them
Speaker 2: up a bit and like put the pillow on the floor,
Speaker 2: and so she thought I slept in that.
Speaker 4: There is no part of brit that thinks you slept
Speaker 4: in the spare bedroom. Also the fact that some of
Speaker 4: your underwear was still left in bridge bedroom. It was
Speaker 4: really yes, is that you didn't follow any of the
Speaker 4: rules and your one has been surprised.
Speaker 1: Thank you for having me.
Speaker 3: Just to really knuckle down on this. The underwear wasn't clean.
Speaker 1: Okay, it wasn't. I still can't work.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm not a medium. That should have been a
Speaker 2: dead giveaway from the start. All right, let's go, We're done.
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Speaker 1: we'll see tomorrow. Everyone for Thursdays.
Speaker 3: See you guys, have a good afternoon.