WEBVTT - MINI! Mitch NUKED Britts apartment 🤯🤯🤯

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<v Speaker 1>It is the pickup with Britt, Laura and Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>So I went away for a little bit, and being

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<v Speaker 3>the ridiculously generous, lovely kind friend that I am, and

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<v Speaker 3>the fact that Mitch Cheri still lives with his parents,

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<v Speaker 3>I said to Mitch, hey, why don't you get a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit of space and houseit my house. You can

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<v Speaker 3>have my hero I not all heroes were capes.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. I wear pink T shirts.

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<v Speaker 3>Two bedrooms, two bathrooms all his. And I was like,

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<v Speaker 3>and would you like that?

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<v Speaker 1>You said yes.

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<v Speaker 2>I said yeah, because I'm living with my mum and dad.

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<v Speaker 2>I just moved back home and I needed some space

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<v Speaker 2>to myself. I'm single for the first time in a

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<v Speaker 2>long time, and you offered. I didn't even ask, and

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<v Speaker 2>I said yes, yep.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I realized, after seeing some of your updates

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<v Speaker 3>in your stories, that you are assuming my identity and

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<v Speaker 3>tried to take over my entire life.

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<v Speaker 1>I think for it.

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<v Speaker 4>That just got a real extreme, real fast, really funny.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, what was he running around in your house

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<v Speaker 4>wearing all your clothes?

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say hold on, sorry, Britt, How sitting

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<v Speaker 2>implies that I'm living in your house?

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<v Speaker 1>No, I am just going to assume some of the

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<v Speaker 1>roles of Britney Hockley.

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<v Speaker 3>I see Mitch Mitch's social media stories, right. I told

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<v Speaker 3>mich I've given you the spare bedroom, all the sheets

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<v Speaker 3>and bedding and new pillows in their comforters, everything he

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<v Speaker 3>could need. Then I start to see Mitch putting some

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<v Speaker 3>stories up on his Instagram, and I'm like, interesting, I

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<v Speaker 3>have these like really big, comfy, oversized jacket. It was Ben's.

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<v Speaker 3>I see Mitch wearing the jacket. He was wearing the

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<v Speaker 3>jacket as he was walking to my local cafe. He

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<v Speaker 3>was living my life dry Selfie's in my car roof down.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got like a little glass room. He fully took

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<v Speaker 3>over my life.

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<v Speaker 2>Who said I could drive your car? You left your

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<v Speaker 2>keys in the bowl at the front door.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, I think it's okay. Obviously you did some of

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<v Speaker 4>the things that you would do if you're staying in

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<v Speaker 4>someone's house. But when someone says, hey, can you houseit

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<v Speaker 4>for me? They don't mean can you wear my clothes, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 4>They don't mean can you sleep in my bed, especially

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<v Speaker 4>if they've laid out bedding in the other room.

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<v Speaker 3>Toilet rolls all empty everywhere, fine, and can I say

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<v Speaker 3>nothing wrong? But they actually both toilets, meaning he didn't

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<v Speaker 3>stick to his one toilet that he was given.

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<v Speaker 1>He used both little.

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<v Speaker 4>And he was sleeping in its beds and you had

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<v Speaker 4>to go to the on suite, not the other one.

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<v Speaker 3>And then I opened the pantry.

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<v Speaker 1>I've never seen anyone do this my life.

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<v Speaker 3>He got like whole bags of biscuits taking them out

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<v Speaker 3>of There's no glad wrap on them, there's no packet,

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<v Speaker 3>there's nothing, and they're just sitting open, stale all through

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<v Speaker 3>the pantry. I could have reached in onto the desk

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<v Speaker 3>and just taking biscuits.

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<v Speaker 1>They were just they were water crackers.

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<v Speaker 2>I had a couple of cheese boards and I put

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<v Speaker 2>the crackers on the cabinet and I forgot about them,

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<v Speaker 2>and I just didn't have any bags for them where

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<v Speaker 2>the glad rap was.

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<v Speaker 1>The house was confusing.

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<v Speaker 3>Then there was an apple in the fridge, one bite

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<v Speaker 3>put back. Then don Perryong, very expensive, very old wine.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a vintage. They are all vintage. Where where

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<v Speaker 1>did my wine go?

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch?

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<v Speaker 1>Multiple bottles of wine. I drunk it. That was the

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<v Speaker 1>prize cupboard.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not the price.

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<v Speaker 2>It said to the pickup team, happy, congrats on the

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<v Speaker 2>new show, Enjoy, and I just thought, well, I'm in

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<v Speaker 2>the pickup team.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna drink that. The rice coupoared. It is my

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<v Speaker 1>alcohol collection.

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<v Speaker 2>No, there were pr gifts sent to brit It's all

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<v Speaker 2>chucked away in this cupboard.

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<v Speaker 3>Furniture moved. Furniture moved. Now, I know you've been having

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<v Speaker 3>some sweet sweet love and in that house you've been

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<v Speaker 3>having some sweet sweet dates because there are candles. You

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<v Speaker 3>know how some kennels are just on show. They're all used,

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<v Speaker 3>they're all black, they're all over the house.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't light someone's candle, Nitch.

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<v Speaker 1>Do we get the acoirirs out and light a new one.

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<v Speaker 2>I put candles in Brits room because the overhead lighting.

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<v Speaker 2>I oh god, No, I just know. I did sleep

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<v Speaker 2>in your bed, yes, and then I had a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of dates at your house, so I invited some general

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<v Speaker 2>order and the overhead lighting in your room is too harsh.

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<v Speaker 2>So I had to go get candles and I had

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<v Speaker 2>to light them around your room and I did.

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<v Speaker 1>And I enjoyed it. Okay, I had a really fun time.

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<v Speaker 3>How are you enjoying it since you've been back, Well,

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<v Speaker 3>there's furniture that's been moved as well. So the furnishure

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<v Speaker 3>was moved wasn't back. You must have had a little

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<v Speaker 3>outdoor party because all that was moved back.

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<v Speaker 1>I did had a cheese platter with about six friends.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had a complaint from the neighbor, which was also great.

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<v Speaker 3>They said, the person that's just moved in has been

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<v Speaker 3>parking in parks they're not supposed to part.

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<v Speaker 1>I had a fight with the next time. But she's

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<v Speaker 1>a right cow. She was awful to me.

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<v Speaker 2>She put a sticker on my windshields said do not

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<v Speaker 2>park you and I said, do not touch my property.

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<v Speaker 2>And then she said this is my parking spot, and

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<v Speaker 2>I said, I'm very sorry.

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<v Speaker 1>You're never going to get invited back.

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<v Speaker 4>Also, though, if you've been parking in someone else's car,

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<v Speaker 4>pack because this is like it's very elite trying to

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<v Speaker 4>find a car park around this area, like it is

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<v Speaker 4>a real issue, and people hold on to it like

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<v Speaker 4>it is their prized Yeah. Yeah, and if you have

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<v Speaker 4>been doing that, all that that's going to translate to

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<v Speaker 4>is that brit has and is a terrible neighbor.

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<v Speaker 1>You are now the terrible neighbor reflecting on me.

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<v Speaker 2>Can I just say the best part of all this

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<v Speaker 2>is she thought I slept in the spare room. I

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<v Speaker 2>just went in and got the sheets and ruffled them

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<v Speaker 2>up a bit and like put the pillow on the floor,

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<v Speaker 2>and so she thought I slept in that.

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<v Speaker 4>There is no part of brit that thinks you slept

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<v Speaker 4>in the spare bedroom. Also the fact that some of

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<v Speaker 4>your underwear was still left in bridge bedroom. It was

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<v Speaker 4>really yes, is that you didn't follow any of the

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<v Speaker 4>rules and your one has been surprised.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for having me.

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<v Speaker 3>Just to really knuckle down on this. The underwear wasn't clean.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it wasn't. I still can't work.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'm not a medium. That should have been a

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<v Speaker 2>dead giveaway from the start. All right, let's go, We're done.

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<v Speaker 2>Have you missed any of the Show you Can podcast

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<v Speaker 2>that we were talking about the and this is groundbreaking science.

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<v Speaker 1>How often you should wash your towels in your bathroom?

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<v Speaker 4>And you're all a bunch of dirty people if you

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<v Speaker 4>don't watch them frequently enough.

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<v Speaker 1>Every single day, it's on the podcast. Go listen and

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<v Speaker 1>we'll see tomorrow. Everyone for Thursdays.

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<v Speaker 3>See you guys, have a good afternoon.