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<v Speaker 1>Good Mornings a Christian o'connall show podcast at.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm usually in my jarmies by five.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a.

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<v Speaker 1>Great idea on holiday secattle. Good Christian o connall Show

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<v Speaker 1>on Gold one oh four point three.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, six minutes past six Thursday morning, Welcome to

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<v Speaker 4>the show.

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<v Speaker 3>Good morning, Jack Post, Good morning, Christian O'Connell.

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Patrina Jones.

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<v Speaker 2>Good morning, Christian O'Connell.

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<v Speaker 4>In check right, So before we get into the show,

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<v Speaker 4>this is exciting, this is exciting. We need to get

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<v Speaker 4>into this because dammit, I was offering an exclusive yesterday

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<v Speaker 4>evening and the TV breakfast show Sunrise. I try to

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<v Speaker 4>muscle in there before my exclusive yesterday, even though I'm

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<v Speaker 4>going through the emails as they come in, catching up

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<v Speaker 4>with all the emails have been sent by our lovely listeners

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<v Speaker 4>all over the world here in Australia and the podcast

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<v Speaker 4>listeners all over the world. I'll see one come in

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<v Speaker 4>some jet heading one hundred year old man.

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<v Speaker 5>So I'm thinking this is about our producer.

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<v Speaker 4>It literally did seriously, no Joe, I did thought it

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<v Speaker 4>must be a cart out Brad and how he accidentally

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<v Speaker 4>gave away a thousand dollars of other day because that's what

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<v Speaker 4>a one hundred year old producer would do. Then I

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<v Speaker 4>see it's about one of our listeners whose granddad was.

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<v Speaker 4>You know sometimes how news supporters they count the streets

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<v Speaker 4>and they just do vox pops.

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<v Speaker 3>Just stop random pible on the street.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, sometimes they ask them like really important, you know,

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<v Speaker 4>questions about geo political issues. And they just asked some

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<v Speaker 4>guys wandering around outside a Baker's Delight at two in

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<v Speaker 4>the afternoon who had nothing better to do.

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<v Speaker 5>We don't need that guy's opinion.

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<v Speaker 4>But anyway, they were doing some vox pops and the

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<v Speaker 4>reporter in Wales gets chat to an old guy and

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<v Speaker 4>the old guy drops in the fat that he's one

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<v Speaker 4>hundred years old, and the reporter cannot believe that his luck,

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<v Speaker 4>that he's talking to a one hundred year old man.

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<v Speaker 4>And when you see the video clips going all over

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<v Speaker 4>the world. Right now, when you see the video clip,

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<v Speaker 4>this guy looks like your granddad, a very fit, very

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<v Speaker 4>sharp mentally as well, granddad who's maybe in his mid

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<v Speaker 4>or early eighties. He does not look like a hundred

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<v Speaker 4>year old man. Now, the reason why this guy is

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<v Speaker 4>email me it's our listener's granddad.

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<v Speaker 5>Wow, the granddad.

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<v Speaker 4>The one hundred year old man is called Owen Filler

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<v Speaker 4>and his grandson Craig listened to our show. He's listened

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<v Speaker 4>to me on already for years, and he's followed me

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<v Speaker 4>over here as well. So he was letting us know, saying, look,

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<v Speaker 4>this clip is going all over the world. It's my granddad.

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<v Speaker 4>He was just out walking to his grocery shop on

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<v Speaker 4>Monday spies. The TV crew starts chatting about his life,

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<v Speaker 4>and it's now become a big start all over Apparently

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<v Speaker 4>I've just read it's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel.

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<v Speaker 4>What messy anyway, I haven't listened to this listen to

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<v Speaker 4>this guy. Then this is the first moment where the

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<v Speaker 4>reporter is going it's probably saidly, come around, here's some

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<v Speaker 4>old guy. He just wander around the street. That's going

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<v Speaker 4>chat to this old.

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<v Speaker 6>Dude, be all my life. I'm Andrew years old.

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<v Speaker 4>I can yes, I what is the age? By the way,

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<v Speaker 4>the old elderly people let.

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<v Speaker 3>You need to tell you, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>I think it's once you get past eighty five.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe they've become like old age mentioners, don't they were

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<v Speaker 4>They've got a mention in the age but if you're

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<v Speaker 4>a hundred, rightly, so drop that.

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<v Speaker 6>Oh I've been all my life, I'm man threw years old.

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<v Speaker 6>I can, Yes, i am, I'm hundred years old. I

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<v Speaker 6>can remember the trams running down Nella where there's rickslat

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<v Speaker 6>the actually dred years old.

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<v Speaker 7>Yes, I have.

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<v Speaker 5>What's the time?

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<v Speaker 4>Can we time it before the guy actually goes looks

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<v Speaker 4>at and case he's hundred years old?

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<v Speaker 6>I've been all my life. I'm and threw years old.

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<v Speaker 6>I can, Yes, I am, I'm hundred years old. I

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<v Speaker 6>can remember the trams running down Nella where there's rickslat

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<v Speaker 6>the actually dred years old. Yes, I have right across

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<v Speaker 6>the road.

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<v Speaker 5>One hundred years old.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, it's a it's a classic prank for not persons

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<v Speaker 4>into one of the streets pretending to be one hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>How many of us have been scammed by them?

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<v Speaker 4>And this was because he's at one hundred years You

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<v Speaker 4>think about what he's been through and what he's now

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<v Speaker 4>experiencing with COVID nineteen coronas where it's literally great war.

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<v Speaker 8>I can walk the river back and it's dead flat,

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<v Speaker 8>or I can go on my scooter. I've got electric scooter.

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<v Speaker 8>But it's like having a car and just jump on

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<v Speaker 8>and it's better than walk. It's natural the legs of

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<v Speaker 8>a walking, aren't they?

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<v Speaker 5>What did like?

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<v Speaker 4>And also ever listened to you, you appreciate these are

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred when you hear this about his kids.

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<v Speaker 7>And aren't my four kids are all pensioners?

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<v Speaker 5>Wow?

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<v Speaker 9>Sixty nine, seventy one, seventy three, seventy five, four kids pension?

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<v Speaker 7>Do you all get them in the primary?

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<v Speaker 4>So this morning we got to find out who is

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<v Speaker 4>our oldest listener? Right, because bear in mind it is gold.

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<v Speaker 4>I bet there'd be people listening.

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<v Speaker 3>Going lines are full ten.

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<v Speaker 4>And the old folk they like to get up early

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<v Speaker 4>as well, don't they. So we've got to find our

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<v Speaker 4>oldest listener. And also do we think we have any

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<v Speaker 4>listeners that actually other than owen over in the UK

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<v Speaker 4>and Wales he's got a hundred year old granddad. Do

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<v Speaker 4>we think we have any listeners who have a relative

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<v Speaker 4>who are older than one hundred? Do a quick during

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<v Speaker 4>the song Jackie Boy, do a quick Google search. How

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<v Speaker 4>many could we no matter how many over one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>year olds are there even in Australia, because it can't

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<v Speaker 4>be that many people who are over one hundred in

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<v Speaker 4>the UK used to get a letter from the Queen

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<v Speaker 4>on your birthday, which always thought was a lovely thing.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know if they still do that now, because.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they do that here as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Well she sends you a letter as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I believe so. Centurions get a letter from the Queen.

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<v Speaker 5>That's great. Do you know what? And apparently now it's

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<v Speaker 5>a record number of letters she sends out every day

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<v Speaker 5>because more and more of us are living older and

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<v Speaker 5>old analogy to medicine.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what Google's saying, a sharp rise in Australians centenarians

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<v Speaker 3>and twenty eight well in Australian Australians.

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<v Speaker 10>Are you serious?

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<v Speaker 5>That's amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian Iconnoll the Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 4>She's just played a clip of a guy's going all

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<v Speaker 4>over the world. I was wandering the streets and then

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<v Speaker 4>one of those voxpops TV news crew to start chatting

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<v Speaker 4>to them. They're talking to a one hundred year old man.

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<v Speaker 4>I've just shown chat the photos and the video. Describe

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<v Speaker 4>what he looks like.

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<v Speaker 3>That doesn't look a day over, seventy five, brightly, yeap, happy,

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<v Speaker 3>he looks youthful.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I know he does. He looks. He looks like

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<v Speaker 5>he's got a zest for life as well.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean, do you think you'll hit one hundred. I

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<v Speaker 4>know I would put money I will not get to

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<v Speaker 4>one hundred.

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<v Speaker 3>I would love to think that I'm like this at

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred. Yeah, brings me joy to think.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, he's like, he's just he's with it and he

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<v Speaker 4>looks happy. Does he looks really really young? So this

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<v Speaker 4>is one of our podcast listeners over in England. It's

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<v Speaker 4>his granddad who just happened to be walking to his

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<v Speaker 4>grocery shop spies a film crew starts having a chat

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<v Speaker 4>to them. Now it's going all over the world because

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<v Speaker 4>the fact he's a joyous man who's one hundred.

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<v Speaker 5>He's got four kids who are all pensioners. Count the ages.

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<v Speaker 4>This is amazing this bit where's talking about how old

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<v Speaker 4>his kids are, just to put it into context.

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<v Speaker 7>And my four kids a lot pensioners.

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<v Speaker 9>Sixty nine, seventy one, seventy three, seventy five.

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<v Speaker 5>That's amazing, is it? You think what he's been through.

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<v Speaker 4>And at the end they asked him about what he

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<v Speaker 4>thought of Corona because he's lived through the Great War?

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<v Speaker 5>Is this one scary?

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<v Speaker 7>Yeah, very scary. Yeah, this is Rufflin Warren.

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<v Speaker 5>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, So this morning we're looking for our oldest

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<v Speaker 4>listener and also, do you have a relative who is

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<v Speaker 4>over one hundred?

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<v Speaker 5>Jack's found out there are just under what five thousand.

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<v Speaker 3>Four thousand, eight hundred in Australia.

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<v Speaker 5>Nine four one four one oh four three Steven, good morning,

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<v Speaker 5>Good morning, Christian.

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<v Speaker 11>Here you go mate.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, I'm good. So Steven, you got an elderly relative.

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<v Speaker 12>Yeah, my guys got grandmother is the hunter and ten

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<v Speaker 12>up in ten till still spokes and drinks like a trooper.

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<v Speaker 11>Mate, wow.

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<v Speaker 3>Ten.

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<v Speaker 13>Oh, she's got the she's got the terror that comes

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<v Speaker 13>around and texts on her and she still speaks out

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<v Speaker 13>on her death and most and SPRINTO gombag.

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<v Speaker 7>Apparently that is amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>One hundred and ten what's the record? Somewhere in the

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and is like seventeen sixteen, but she must

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<v Speaker 3>be getting up there.

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<v Speaker 5>How old is the good? Look, Joe?

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<v Speaker 4>How old is the world's oldest lady? I thought they

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<v Speaker 4>run like hundred twelve hundred and thirteen.

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah, she would definitely.

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<v Speaker 11>I've never met her myself that I'm definitely.

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<v Speaker 14>I think she's lost their mind a little bit that

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<v Speaker 14>as you would at that age.

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<v Speaker 11>But she's getting the.

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<v Speaker 3>Oldest living person one hundred and seventeen one hundred and

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<v Speaker 3>thirty two days as of May twenty twenty.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, they have to do that daily counters. Well, it's

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<v Speaker 5>not a title.

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<v Speaker 4>They ever want that one as well, because it means

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<v Speaker 4>for you to get it. It's not like you've beaten

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<v Speaker 4>someone or you're the new title holder.

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<v Speaker 3>Gness, don't even bother sitting out the.

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<v Speaker 5>Pis if they're at your door.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't even want to open the door to find

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<v Speaker 4>the other new, current, very temporary holder of the world's

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<v Speaker 4>oldest person.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, Stephen, that's a great one. Thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>You cool.

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<v Speaker 1>We have a good day The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Time for some of your emails play.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, you can email whenever you want about some

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<v Speaker 4>of you've heard us talk about on the show. We

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<v Speaker 4>called it late to the party today. Then off with

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<v Speaker 4>this maps. We've talked about this two days ago about

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<v Speaker 4>map reading and the ancient art of map reading. The

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<v Speaker 4>young millennial Jackpost was stunted to know this, so we

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<v Speaker 4>used to navigate our ways around using atlases and roadmaps

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<v Speaker 4>and meilways Christian. Back in the early two thousands, my

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<v Speaker 4>best friend and I were driving to a friend's eighteenth

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<v Speaker 4>birthday party on a Saturday night. Neither of us have

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<v Speaker 4>been to the house before, so we were using a

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<v Speaker 4>map to get us there. We arrived at what we

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<v Speaker 4>thought was his party, but it turned out to judler.

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<v Speaker 4>Poor map reading skills led us to a lady's fiftieth.

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<v Speaker 4>We shed a few lass with them on the doorstep,

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<v Speaker 4>then set off again search for our friend Tim's house.

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<v Speaker 4>When we finally arrived at the correct party, we'll be disappointed.

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<v Speaker 4>See everyone was just sitting around watching a movie and

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<v Speaker 4>having a really dull night. We left not long over.

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<v Speaker 4>Using the map, we went back to the fiftieth asked

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<v Speaker 4>if we could join the party. We had a great

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<v Speaker 4>time to tasa hours and had a lot of birthday cake.

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<v Speaker 4>We were only seventeen at the time. Cheers Jody, Jody,

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<v Speaker 4>that's great. I love, that's fantastic. This comes from Matthew Couchman,

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<v Speaker 4>Christian and my geography teacher and some of the kids' favorites.

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<v Speaker 4>Lesson is a group task to measure distances using string

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<v Speaker 4>on a big map. I even have os maps or

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<v Speaker 4>various areas around the world.

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<v Speaker 5>I lottle know.

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<v Speaker 4>In fact, some map makers used to put fake roads

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<v Speaker 4>on their maps so they can prove they've being copied

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<v Speaker 4>by rival companies.

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<v Speaker 3>I heard that. Isn't that so cool?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Matt the geography teacher dreading going back to work. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>I bet you speak for all teachers there.

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<v Speaker 5>Pajama time.

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<v Speaker 4>This is Patsy telling us how she's in pajamas at

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<v Speaker 4>five o'clock in the evening. Christians and Patsy talk about

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<v Speaker 4>the pajamas at five. I'm a farmer out in rural

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<v Speaker 4>Victoria this time of year. We're planting the crops, so

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<v Speaker 4>crazy hour as an attractor and whatnot. I love that

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<v Speaker 4>phrase and whatnot. There were certain phrases that I worry

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<v Speaker 4>will die out. Whatnot is a great one, wasn't it?

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<v Speaker 5>You know? And whatnot.

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<v Speaker 4>In regards to where my pajamas go on, it is

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<v Speaker 4>normally between the hours of one to three am, and

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<v Speaker 4>they come off at seven am when I go back

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<v Speaker 4>to work. We plant away from our home, so a

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<v Speaker 4>lot of time I will finish at one to three am.

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<v Speaker 5>That's true, hardow, I mean, that's a proper job.

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<v Speaker 4>And have a shower in my cabin, then sleep and

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<v Speaker 4>do you know what I've often thought about this? Then

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<v Speaker 4>sleep fuddy clothed, ready for the next morning so I

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<v Speaker 4>can sleep.

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<v Speaker 3>What a great idea I would that overnight?

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what that's next? For ten or five minutes,

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<v Speaker 4>isn't it? I'm wanting to try that tonight. The jeans, socks,

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<v Speaker 4>jumper all go on. Not comfortable, the jeans, socks and

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<v Speaker 4>jumper all it wants.

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<v Speaker 3>Also in regards to these save a minute, Really it

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't take that longer pulse.

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<v Speaker 4>It's not a minute. If you was during the day,

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<v Speaker 4>it'd be a minute. It's a slow kind of two minutes.

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<v Speaker 4>It's stagging around at one leg trying to get the

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<v Speaker 4>other leg into your underwear. And that This is from

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<v Speaker 4>Jacob's twenty three The Farmer regards to when you say

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<v Speaker 4>good morning and good afternoon, do you know what you

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<v Speaker 4>crossed the line yesterday in the meeting that we had

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<v Speaker 4>with the boss. You sided with the boss about that?

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<v Speaker 3>No, I no, I didn't. It was really I did.

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<v Speaker 4>Always side with you, even if I think you're on,

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<v Speaker 4>because that's how we are.

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<v Speaker 5>You broke the pack yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>You were on your own now, and I'm going to

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<v Speaker 4>say something to you that only you and I will.

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<v Speaker 5>Know what this is code for. Okay, go ahead, No,

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<v Speaker 5>I'm not going to say it. I'm not going to

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<v Speaker 5>say it.

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<v Speaker 3>Can I just bend myself quickly? She pointed out paths,

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<v Speaker 3>which was fair. Christian said, we've had an overwhelming amount

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<v Speaker 3>of calls that are saying good evening is five o'clock.

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<v Speaker 3>She pointed out that we took three calls, two of

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<v Speaker 3>them said good afternoon, and one of them said.

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<v Speaker 4>And he went, he should have said, no, I don't

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<v Speaker 4>think that's right, Sue. We move on, and he went, yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>that's right, Sue. Yet did you notice that throw me

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<v Speaker 4>under the bus?

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<v Speaker 5>She'd have to voicemail at seven o'clock yesterday evening saying

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<v Speaker 5>good afternoon the boss.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, but that's what how much she now realizes that

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<v Speaker 4>there's not a strong unit here.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, I'm gonna say, I'm going to say the code word.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, dividing Jack Darwin, Darwin.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know what that means? Yes?

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<v Speaker 4>It does, Darwin. Bye Bye, Jack, Hello Darwin. Get for

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<v Speaker 4>the Jack post of the morning show. Anyway, back to

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<v Speaker 4>Jacob the Farmers and his jeans socks and Jumper.

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<v Speaker 5>He just wants to.

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<v Speaker 4>Say that when you say good morning and good afternoon,

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<v Speaker 4>all of the opinion that the good afternoon stops when

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<v Speaker 4>the sun goes down some Jacob I can fill him

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<v Speaker 4>under my overwhelming majority. Christian, this is quick and easy

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<v Speaker 4>method to calculate the nine Times Stable. Listen, don't go

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<v Speaker 4>any more. Please know more about the Times tables. It's

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<v Speaker 4>boring to begin with, and I do not want anymore.

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<v Speaker 4>Please don't waste your precious time emailing me about Times

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<v Speaker 4>table hacks.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>To the Sweets Mount Rushmore will be debate with you

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<v Speaker 4>for trying to find the top four, the very definitive

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<v Speaker 4>best four in a certain thing each weet what would

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<v Speaker 4>it be?

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<v Speaker 5>This week?

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<v Speaker 4>With the sad basting of the great Jerry Stiller, Francus

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<v Speaker 4>Stanza from Sein found one of the greatest sitcom dads ever,

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<v Speaker 4>we thought we'd do TV dads in memory of the

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<v Speaker 4>great Jerry Stinner. So we're going to go around the

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<v Speaker 4>team that we'll ask you, who do you think is

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<v Speaker 4>the greatest TV dad?

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<v Speaker 5>And don't just call us and tell us a name.

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<v Speaker 4>I want to know why you think that's the greatest

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<v Speaker 4>TV Dad, Ever, would you want that TV dad as

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<v Speaker 4>your dad?

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<v Speaker 5>Per's he going to go with? First of all, I'm going.

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<v Speaker 2>To go with Peter Griffin from Family Guy.

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<v Speaker 15>He's the stereotypical blue collar dad. But then that's an

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<v Speaker 15>insult to blue collar dads, isn't it. We're a big

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<v Speaker 15>fan of this show in our house. My favorite episode

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<v Speaker 15>would have to be I remember he was trying to

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<v Speaker 15>christen one of the kids and didn't want to christen

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<v Speaker 15>them a devout Catholic because he's Irish heritage and his.

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<v Speaker 2>Dad was a devout Catholic.

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<v Speaker 15>So he thought he'd set up his own religion, and

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<v Speaker 15>he called it the United Church of the Fonds. I

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<v Speaker 15>don't know if I have We've got audio of that.

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<v Speaker 5>We have got audio of that nicely queued up as well.

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<v Speaker 5>Please rise, now sit on it.

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<v Speaker 1>The fines be with you and with you let us a.

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<v Speaker 2>I just love this show.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a really, really, really really smart show. It gets

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<v Speaker 4>that family guys sometimes gets a bit sniffy, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>For some people think you know that it sort of

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<v Speaker 4>came in the wake of The Simpsons and South Park,

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<v Speaker 4>But I think it's a it stands on his own

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<v Speaker 4>family guy, so many great characters in it.

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<v Speaker 3>It definitely.

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<v Speaker 15>Seth McFarlane across the creator and voiced a lot of

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<v Speaker 15>a lot of the characters on it. He's such a

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<v Speaker 15>clever man.

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<v Speaker 2>But love it. And you know, the.

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<v Speaker 15>Kids are so so awkward, Chris and Meg and and

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<v Speaker 15>he's so awful to Meg. He constantly puts her down.

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<v Speaker 15>And then there's Stewie and of course lowest to the wife,

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<v Speaker 15>the redheaded Wife. But I love it. And there's a

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<v Speaker 15>lot of the family. Yeah at our house correlate Chris

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<v Speaker 15>and Presley my husband, and dog too, Peter and Brian,

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<v Speaker 15>his best mate, Brian the dog who talks.

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<v Speaker 2>If only your family dog could talk? Could you imagine that?

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<v Speaker 15>But it's how many episodes? Now, there's a lot of episodes.

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<v Speaker 15>Are they still making it? I think they're still making it,

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<v Speaker 15>aren't they?

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<v Speaker 4>Also feels like I've just tuned into a podcast about it. Actually,

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<v Speaker 4>I just want to know the TV Yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 4>who was a head writer for seasons one to five? Okay,

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<v Speaker 4>great Caul for that one.

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<v Speaker 3>Jack, I'm going to go to the original Peter Griffin.

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<v Speaker 3>Then at the top of the mountain is Homer Simpson.

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<v Speaker 10>Absolutely, kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably.

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<v Speaker 10>The legend is never try.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah. I think you're right.

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<v Speaker 4>He's automatically up there to the great Homer Simpsons.

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<v Speaker 5>Would you want Homer as your dad? Though? Jack?

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<v Speaker 3>He was my TV dad growing up. I watched that

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<v Speaker 3>show six o'clock every night without fail. He was my

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<v Speaker 3>dad and when I was growing up, even as recent

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<v Speaker 3>as last night, having a discussion with my brother and

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<v Speaker 3>sister about what the best series or what the best

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<v Speaker 3>era of the Simpsons was.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, do you argue about which the best seasons were?

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<v Speaker 4>Which is what is your favorite episode?

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<v Speaker 5>See?

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<v Speaker 4>I love the Monorail episodes, which is one Conan O'Brien wrote,

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<v Speaker 4>and also the I love the ongoing series I used

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<v Speaker 4>to have with the tree House of Horrors one, two

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<v Speaker 4>and three, really really really smart.

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<v Speaker 3>We had tree House of Horrors on Taper is the

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<v Speaker 3>only VADs we had of the Simpsons, and we wore

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<v Speaker 3>it out in between the showings on chol Ten. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>the Monorail episode and the episode where Homer goes into space.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh wow.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking about the best TV dads. If you had

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<v Speaker 4>to pick us four, the greatest TV dads to go

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<v Speaker 4>on Mount Roshmore. Who would be on there. We're definitely

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<v Speaker 4>saying that this guy has to go on there.

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<v Speaker 3>Kids.

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<v Speaker 10>You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson

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<v Speaker 10>is never try.

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<v Speaker 4>Homes definitely up there. I'm worried about playing a family guy. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 4>clip again, Okay, said takes Patsy Don another five minute

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<v Speaker 4>Memory Lane season two episode.

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<v Speaker 5>Sell Annim was David.

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<v Speaker 4>He's gone for episodes one to night see some one.

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<v Speaker 4>I make a strong case for one of the best

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<v Speaker 4>sitcom dads ever. We lost him this week, the great

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<v Speaker 4>Jerry Stiller.

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<v Speaker 5>This is a place of business.

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<v Speaker 1>I told you'll never.

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<v Speaker 3>Come in here.

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<v Speaker 5>I watched that episode Serenity Now.

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<v Speaker 4>Yesterday Stan grouped up all the best Frank Stan's episodes,

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<v Speaker 4>which was a great idea into a top ten and

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<v Speaker 4>you can work your way through them.

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<v Speaker 5>There's so many great ones.

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<v Speaker 1>The tradition of fest of Us begins with the airing

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<v Speaker 1>of grievances. I got a lot of problems with your

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<v Speaker 1>people too.

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<v Speaker 5>You're going to hear about it.

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<v Speaker 4>I reckon Frank's Kistan's has got to go up there

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<v Speaker 4>with Homer. But for me, in terms of the greatest

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<v Speaker 4>TV dad. I'm gonna go for this guy. If you've

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<v Speaker 4>seen the Sopranos, a deeply complicated fine and psychopath. However,

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<v Speaker 4>he loved that family. He loved that family. He's a

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<v Speaker 4>role model dad. For me, he's a dysfunctional psychopath or

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<v Speaker 4>the head of a dysfunctional family, which is this radio

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<v Speaker 4>show sometimes, so I'd grow as greate as TV dad.

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<v Speaker 4>For me, I'd go Tony Soprano. Let's go the lines, Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>What about Phil Dumphy. Yeah, Phil Dumphy has to be

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<v Speaker 4>up there for Modern Family, one of the greatest sitcoms ever,

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<v Speaker 4>Such a funny show that I have tattooed on my arm.

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<v Speaker 5>What would Phil Dumphy do?

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<v Speaker 3>Amazing?

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<v Speaker 4>We're trying to get hold of this guy. I need

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<v Speaker 4>to see a photo of that. That's awesome. Coucy and

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<v Speaker 4>what sonya Ed O'Neill, the great actor Ed O'Neil himself

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<v Speaker 4>in Modern Family as al Bundy to me the real

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<v Speaker 4>life Homer Simpson. Yeah, the originators and creators of Homer

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<v Speaker 4>Simpsons said the Macroner said they based it all on

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<v Speaker 4>Ed's performance as al Bunda. They said, if it hadn't

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<v Speaker 4>been for married with children, there would be no Homer Simpson.

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<v Speaker 4>They just literally stole a lot of it from him.

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<v Speaker 5>He's great.

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<v Speaker 4>Ed O'Neil was great in Modern Family as well. Paul's

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<v Speaker 4>on the line. Good morning, Paul, Good morning guys.

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<v Speaker 10>How are you.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're good. I hope you're having a good week.

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<v Speaker 5>Paul and TV dad. Who's the greatest one for you?

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<v Speaker 11>It's got to be read formal from that SEMNII show.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was a good show.

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<v Speaker 14>That crack up.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, yeah, nice one. Yeah, I thought about that one. Paul.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day.

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<v Speaker 6>Thank you.

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<v Speaker 5>Simon, good morning.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah good.

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<v Speaker 13>I was Tim the toll Man Taylor from Home Improvement.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, what a great show that was. I love watching. Yeah, funny, funny,

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<v Speaker 5>funny show.

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<v Speaker 4>Tim Allen was the kind of TV god for me

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<v Speaker 4>at that certain age when that came on. It was

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<v Speaker 4>a huge show all over the world. I used to

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<v Speaker 4>love that show. Yeah, really really good. Who's the guy

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<v Speaker 4>over the fence? You just saw the hat Wilson.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, that was very very good. Simon, thank you very much.

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<v Speaker 5>You cool. We've got another one here. Uh shame Jamie

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<v Speaker 5>coome oning, come on, God, Yeah, we're good. What's your

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<v Speaker 5>favorite TV dad.

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<v Speaker 16>Randy Marsh's Youth Park.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh well okay, yeah, Randy Marsh is South Park. Yep,

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<v Speaker 4>that's a good You were calling us on a c

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<v Speaker 4>B radio. No, A right, that's what is Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 4>is better, Jamie, have a great day. Thank you very

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<v Speaker 4>much to call him. Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>Great news, Patsy about powder Finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh isn't it huge?

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<v Speaker 14>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 5>They always said they wouldn't.

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<v Speaker 4>And I even remember on Who's calling Christian when stupidly

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<v Speaker 4>and naively I asked her Darren when he called him

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<v Speaker 4>Darren Middleton. I think he called him because his it

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<v Speaker 4>was it his mum who listens to the show, or

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<v Speaker 4>it's his mum's neighbour listened to the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Byron.

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<v Speaker 3>But you also asked Bernard himself or Bonnet Fanny. He said, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>will you ever reform? Powdered, and he went cold on

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<v Speaker 3>you straight away, and then you had to him back over.

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<v Speaker 4>The So you know, basically, Patsy, I'd like some credit

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<v Speaker 4>for you know, I think he did start to think

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<v Speaker 4>about it. Bonnet Fanny thought about it after that call,

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<v Speaker 4>you know, and.

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<v Speaker 3>He's he's let it run around their brain for a year, and.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, but it is great news.

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<v Speaker 4>So May the twenty third, they're streaming alive come a

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<v Speaker 4>home concert thing like music from the Home Front on.

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<v Speaker 15>YouTube on their YouTube or yep from seven pm Saturday

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<v Speaker 15>week one night, lonely concert.

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<v Speaker 5>They're calling it awesome.

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<v Speaker 4>That is really really great news. We should say we

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<v Speaker 4>can stream that or something the rest which it will

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<v Speaker 4>sound brilliant.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 5>Then Jack's got a conundrum.

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<v Speaker 3>And now you don't need to know what times of

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<v Speaker 3>the day I go to the toilet. But for this story,

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<v Speaker 3>do you.

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<v Speaker 4>Have like a set time I go when I need

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<v Speaker 4>to go. I don't have a set time. Oh it's

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<v Speaker 4>pool clock.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm usually pretty regular, pretty regular. It's the first thing

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<v Speaker 3>I do in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>Are we talking? Number two?

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<v Speaker 3>Is Jack number two?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>My wife is always She won't said to me, I

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<v Speaker 4>envy that about you. It's just how within twenty minutes

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<v Speaker 4>of waking up, it gets done, the system gets flushed.

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<v Speaker 4>She actually said I'm that, but went, don't you us.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh no, not every day like that? On clockwork, clockwork.

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm usually clockwork like that as well. Yesterday I

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<v Speaker 3>had a surprise afternoon.

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<v Speaker 4>Pooh, stay with this story. When he told me I

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<v Speaker 4>don't need to know, but then we got into the conundrum.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm like, okay, it's a brown conundrum.

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<v Speaker 3>So I sit down and start, and then I hear

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<v Speaker 3>a knock on the front door, and I can hear

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<v Speaker 3>the muffled voices of Bianca going down the hall and

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<v Speaker 3>opening the door. It sounds like her friend. I can

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<v Speaker 3>hear their voices, and I can hear that her friends

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<v Speaker 3>are over.

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<v Speaker 5>It's just a planned visit.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I didn't know what's happening. So now I'm like, oh,

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<v Speaker 3>there's friends here, I better hurry up. Then I can

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<v Speaker 3>hear through the muffled voices, so that the bathroom pretty

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<v Speaker 3>much opens onto the living area, so they're on the

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<v Speaker 3>on the other.

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<v Speaker 5>Thing, it's because sometimes you can open it and go way,

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<v Speaker 5>put the cat on. I'm going to be in there.

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<v Speaker 4>A whifle opens the living room, person, so sometimes you

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<v Speaker 4>can angle the door, watch the TV whatever.

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<v Speaker 3>Dub honestly could figure that out if you trained your

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<v Speaker 3>neck enough. You consider around the door. So anyway you're

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<v Speaker 3>I'm on the toilet, I can hear the voices on

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<v Speaker 3>the other side, and I can make out it sounds

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<v Speaker 3>like they're coming. Her friend is with her boyfriend. It

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<v Speaker 3>sounds like they're coming just to pick something up. So

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<v Speaker 3>I thought, okay, this is good. I'll let them just

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<v Speaker 3>grab what they need and I don't even have to

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<v Speaker 3>announce myself. I can just stay in here.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, and you can't say hello from in there. It's

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<v Speaker 5>really odd.

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<v Speaker 3>So then then five minutes passes, and I'm starting to

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<v Speaker 3>worry that maybe it's not just the picking something out.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe they are going to sit down and have a

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<v Speaker 3>cup of tea.

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<v Speaker 5>Suddenly you're going to merge after a really long fire.

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<v Speaker 5>I didn't know you. How long have you been in there?

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<v Speaker 5>And it's odd. So I've got to se you were

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<v Speaker 5>waiting for them to leave as well.

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<v Speaker 3>I've got really difficult decision to make. Do I come

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<v Speaker 3>out now and announce myself? Obviously I've been doing a perose.

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<v Speaker 3>I've been in there over five minutes.

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<v Speaker 5>And also, if you are going to come out, you've

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<v Speaker 5>got to come out really quickly.

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<v Speaker 4>You don't want to get any back draft my smell

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<v Speaker 4>going out into the living room.

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<v Speaker 3>Area, or do I stay and wait it out. The

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<v Speaker 3>worry with that is if they do sit down and

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<v Speaker 3>have a coffee or a tea, they could be there

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<v Speaker 3>half an hour, and then I'm then I'm stuck in

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<v Speaker 3>the bathroom.

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<v Speaker 4>Has he got like a window? You could have just

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<v Speaker 4>got out and gone for a coffee or something I

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<v Speaker 4>seriously would have done.

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<v Speaker 3>Because then the other scare is say they sit down

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<v Speaker 3>for a tea and then they just naturally.

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<v Speaker 17>Every house coming up for an hour, guys, jacksonan.

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<v Speaker 5>In is he okay with jack?

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<v Speaker 15>See in that situation, I would get stage fright. I

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<v Speaker 15>wouldn't be able to finish the business.

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<v Speaker 3>No, I was already, So say I'm ray the opposite.

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<v Speaker 4>You can do that rain or that is one thing

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<v Speaker 4>performance anxiety doesn't worry about that.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So now I'm actually getting that weird thing where

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sitting on the toilet without doing anything.

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<v Speaker 5>Business, be clear what you're doing. You're hiding.

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<v Speaker 3>So after about seven and a half minutes, I thought, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going to pull the pin because if it's the

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<v Speaker 3>half hour situation where they sit down, it's going to

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<v Speaker 3>be too embarrassed. So I did exactly what you said,

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<v Speaker 3>got up, do the door open, quick, door close, and

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<v Speaker 3>then have to pretend like nothing wrong.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, And if your wife said anything.

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<v Speaker 3>To you, like everyone politely didn't mention it great.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Christian Christian O'Connell show.

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<v Speaker 5>What was the last time you're actually in this radio station?

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<v Speaker 5>Was it March? End of March?

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<v Speaker 2>It would have been March.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, before we went into lockdown and you stayed out

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<v Speaker 4>there in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>You have missed? How many management meetings have you missed

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<v Speaker 5>with Suth the boss? You have missed what ten? Twelve?

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<v Speaker 3>You should have to make them all up when you

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<v Speaker 3>finally come back.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you were with this team a lot of meetings

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<v Speaker 4>because we're kind of it's normally when when the office

0:26:48.200 --> 0:26:49.960
<v Speaker 4>is full, obviously there's hardly no one in the office

0:26:49.960 --> 0:26:52.080
<v Speaker 4>now rightly so, like the sales team at the radio station,

0:26:52.119 --> 0:26:54.600
<v Speaker 4>they're all working from home. It is mainly just the

0:26:54.640 --> 0:26:56.840
<v Speaker 4>team on the show, and we're all social distance and

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<v Speaker 4>as we should be.

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<v Speaker 5>But it means that you can't as easily. Does it

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<v Speaker 5>feel like you and I.

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<v Speaker 4>Are having a lot more meetings? My New Year's resolution

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<v Speaker 4>for last year was meet less, do more? Gone out

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<v Speaker 4>the window? Gone out the window that you were anyway,

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<v Speaker 4>we're having a catch up with the boss yesterday Patsy

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<v Speaker 4>and she hits us with this idea. You know, we're

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<v Speaker 4>just talking about how you know, a strange time we're

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<v Speaker 4>in right now, and you know she was we were

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<v Speaker 4>talking about how you know, people are being to see

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<v Speaker 4>each other at the weekend, Like you're going to see

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<v Speaker 4>your mom and dad this weekend today?

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<v Speaker 5>Are you seeing them today, aren't you?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they're coming up this morning. Yeah, I'm very excited.

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<v Speaker 3>But you still have to practice social distancing and keep

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<v Speaker 3>away from family members.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, you can't hug them, Patsy, No, I know. No

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<v Speaker 4>are you are you thinking about hugging them?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, just give them the high five

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<v Speaker 2>in the air.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, by the way, what's going on with the caked about? Yes?

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<v Speaker 5>So you're going to make them some dried older.

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<v Speaker 2>Carrot cake, now stop it. I couldn't get carrot cake mix,

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<v Speaker 2>so I got orange.

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<v Speaker 5>So your mum and dad are high five in each

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<v Speaker 5>other right now. And they bought it all off the shelf.

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<v Speaker 5>They knew you were heading there. They're like, gut it quick,

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<v Speaker 5>get in the car, headed off at the past.

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<v Speaker 15>I went for a nap yesterday under strict instructions to

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<v Speaker 15>the love God into odds, please don't touch the cake.

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<v Speaker 15>It's for gg tomorrow. And then I get as Grandma, Grandad.

0:28:18.280 --> 0:28:21.320
<v Speaker 15>We call them GG. And then I get up and

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<v Speaker 15>open the fridge and someone, namely the eight year old

0:28:25.320 --> 0:28:26.960
<v Speaker 15>in the house, is scraped off half.

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<v Speaker 4>It's the best that they should just sell packets of icing.

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<v Speaker 4>You should just be by blocks of icing. It's a

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<v Speaker 4>great thing. So anyway, Sue says about all this, and

0:28:37.320 --> 0:28:39.360
<v Speaker 4>she says, what was the line that she said at

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<v Speaker 4>the beginning.

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<v Speaker 3>When she said, I can't believe a company hasn't yet

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<v Speaker 3>made a domestic hazmat suit that you can put on

0:28:45.680 --> 0:28:47.280
<v Speaker 3>to hug your family members.

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<v Speaker 4>You know, as in the kind of thing you know,

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<v Speaker 4>like have you seen a hazmat suit they are it's

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<v Speaker 4>like a diver's it's bigger than a divers.

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<v Speaker 2>Out there a spacesuit.

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<v Speaker 5>It's a spacesuit as well.

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<v Speaker 4>You can't if the idea is so you can hug,

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<v Speaker 4>that's even odder than just being two meters apart going

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<v Speaker 4>hey how are you?

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<v Speaker 5>I missed you.

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<v Speaker 3>Actually even mind pulling on the gloves of the has

0:29:05.720 --> 0:29:07.400
<v Speaker 3>met ye and then showed us how you would have

0:29:07.640 --> 0:29:08.480
<v Speaker 3>your loved work.

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<v Speaker 4>Inside any clear reactor with the isotopes, you know, and

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<v Speaker 4>the big PLI.

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<v Speaker 5>It was like, hey, mom, I love you Mama, it's

0:29:18.720 --> 0:29:20.320
<v Speaker 5>been too long. Cush.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much for leaves texting me saying you

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<v Speaker 4>can buy tubs of icing the Betty Crocker brand. What

0:29:26.520 --> 0:29:29.840
<v Speaker 4>I need, ideally is a wooden spoon that I press

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<v Speaker 4>a button and it just sort of shoots out that

0:29:32.280 --> 0:29:33.960
<v Speaker 4>kind of icing on it is that it's off that

0:29:34.120 --> 0:29:37.600
<v Speaker 4>wooden spoon. I like licking the icing off the wooden spoon.

0:29:37.640 --> 0:29:40.160
<v Speaker 4>I need a constant supply from a spoon that just

0:29:40.200 --> 0:29:42.640
<v Speaker 4>sort of poo palls it out the portmo said poo.

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<v Speaker 5>On this morning, it's Jack's can untrum eard you on

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<v Speaker 5>the show yesterday.

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<v Speaker 4>We're talking about when suburbs just suddenly move and get renamed,

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<v Speaker 4>And we had anonymous call from someone who works a

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<v Speaker 4>council and her job is to rename streets.

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<v Speaker 3>Renamed suburbs, renamed streets.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I got this email yesterday yesterday evening film Sharon

0:30:00.120 --> 0:30:02.520
<v Speaker 4>Morgan Christian just as a follow up, heard you talk

0:30:02.600 --> 0:30:07.400
<v Speaker 4>to lady yesterday Normouslady about renaming streets and suburbs. And

0:30:07.880 --> 0:30:11.120
<v Speaker 4>also Jack was talking about Australia Post and the promise

0:30:11.160 --> 0:30:14.320
<v Speaker 4>he had last week with his delivery the itch cream.

0:30:14.640 --> 0:30:16.280
<v Speaker 5>How's it all worked out. By the way, cream onm

0:30:16.440 --> 0:30:19.840
<v Speaker 5>hitch gone, it is gone. This is great news. What

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<v Speaker 5>a day, What a time to be alive? All right?

0:30:22.640 --> 0:30:25.360
<v Speaker 4>Anyway back to Sharon Morgan Christian yesterday had a phone

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<v Speaker 4>call from a guy who had received my meal. He

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<v Speaker 4>lives at a Rugby Crescent. I live at a Rupert Walk.

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<v Speaker 4>Fortunately this was an Hones person who rang to let

0:30:33.720 --> 0:30:35.040
<v Speaker 4>me know so I could collect it from him.

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<v Speaker 5>How hard is this?

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<v Speaker 4>Streets and next to each other, but in Google Mats

0:30:38.800 --> 0:30:41.200
<v Speaker 4>it gives you directions pretty easy. However, haven't said that.

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<v Speaker 4>I think Australia Posts overall is doing an outstanding job.

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<v Speaker 4>That's some Sharon. Yeah, I mean you hear about this

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<v Speaker 4>quite a lot, don't you wear People have like if

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<v Speaker 4>they live in flats, whether it's flat one A, two A,

0:30:51.320 --> 0:30:53.680
<v Speaker 4>three A and you're ordering a pizza and it must

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<v Speaker 4>be a nightmare where anytime you go to order anything

0:30:57.120 --> 0:30:59.960
<v Speaker 4>over the phone you have to do that one or

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<v Speaker 4>two line explaining it. Oh and by the way, when

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<v Speaker 4>you turn up, don't press the buzzer for flat one

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<v Speaker 4>eight that is our address.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like one twenty three bits one twenty three A.

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<v Speaker 3>You got to go round the back up the stairs.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I always thought it must be awful if your

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<v Speaker 4>dress is a nightmare where you have to explain it

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<v Speaker 4>to someone on the phone. I don't leave it there,

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<v Speaker 4>or wear that buzzer or it says that, or you'll

0:31:20.400 --> 0:31:22.640
<v Speaker 4>post go somewhere else around the corner, a couple of

0:31:22.640 --> 0:31:24.560
<v Speaker 4>streets away, and you have to once a week go

0:31:24.600 --> 0:31:25.479
<v Speaker 4>and get their posts.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, often in a suburb, and I hate seeing this

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<v Speaker 3>when they've got like a Barkley Crescent and a Barkly street,

0:31:31.480 --> 0:31:33.520
<v Speaker 3>you know, two streets from each other. That must get

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<v Speaker 3>confused all the time.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>I also live at a number eight, the house that

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<v Speaker 4>we have before we moved here. Lived there for ten

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<v Speaker 4>years and it was sort of just opposite. This ridiculous.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know what the town plans are doing, but

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<v Speaker 4>it was just opposite. I lived on Dorking Avenue and

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<v Speaker 4>there was a Dorking Road opposite my opposite R road down.

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<v Speaker 5>Why would you do that? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 4>One day I get a text on the garage that

0:31:54.720 --> 0:31:56.920
<v Speaker 4>have been servicing my cargo and we've dropped your car

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<v Speaker 4>off and I think a snow car outside, So I

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<v Speaker 4>ring them and go. You can't dropped it off and

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<v Speaker 4>they went, no, no, it's been dropped off. The young lad

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<v Speaker 4>said he dropped off but the keys, so letterbox went

0:32:04.840 --> 0:32:07.960
<v Speaker 4>there are no keys more bortanly no car And then

0:32:08.120 --> 0:32:10.440
<v Speaker 4>for two hours they can't work out the guys that

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<v Speaker 4>he dropped off at your house.

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<v Speaker 5>And then on Twitter, get this.

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<v Speaker 4>I just see a tweet from someone who follows me going,

0:32:16.600 --> 0:32:20.480
<v Speaker 4>we've got your car. I tweeted about going DM me,

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<v Speaker 4>I have actually lost my car. They say we live

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<v Speaker 4>at number eight Dorking Avenue. I was at Dorking Crescent,

0:32:26.120 --> 0:32:28.280
<v Speaker 4>number eight. They happened to be following me on social

0:32:28.320 --> 0:32:31.600
<v Speaker 4>media and listened to the show. Someone has just dropped

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<v Speaker 4>off a car and put the keys through the letterbox

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<v Speaker 4>and bug it off.

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<v Speaker 5>They had my car.

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<v Speaker 4>The occasionally would get my post, but the car is

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<v Speaker 4>a bit much so this morning.

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<v Speaker 5>Is your address?

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<v Speaker 4>Or have you ever lived at an address that was

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<v Speaker 4>one of those nightmare addresses where you had to constantly

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<v Speaker 4>go and get your posts them somewhere else, or stuff

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<v Speaker 4>as being misdelivered, or whenever you ordered a pizza, you

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<v Speaker 4>had to explain in a sentence or two where you lived.

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<v Speaker 1>Christ O'Connell Show podcast we're.

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<v Speaker 4>Talking about nightmare addresses. Did you ever have a nightmare address?

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<v Speaker 4>One of those where you always have to explain it

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<v Speaker 4>to people and how to find your house or your

0:33:04.200 --> 0:33:08.360
<v Speaker 4>flat or your apartment. Christian, not for now, but can

0:33:08.400 --> 0:33:11.640
<v Speaker 4>you do one day nightmare phone numbers? I used to

0:33:11.720 --> 0:33:13.920
<v Speaker 4>get calls from a business. There was like a one

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<v Speaker 4>digit difference and it was a It was a business

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<v Speaker 4>for men called Bodacious Babes.

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<v Speaker 5>And two or three.

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<v Speaker 4>Times a day I'd get calls from men inquiring about

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<v Speaker 4>Bodacious Babes. Yeah, we do nightmare and around phone numbers

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<v Speaker 4>tomorrow on the show, Today's Nightmare Addresses.

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<v Speaker 11>Mick, good morning, Good morning, Christian and Crow.

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<v Speaker 4>Hey, welcome to the show. Mick, tell us about your

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<v Speaker 4>nightmare address.

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<v Speaker 11>It is a nightmare. I have an address. It's a

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<v Speaker 11>rural property in Paradise. Lovely place in Paradise. But my

0:33:50.040 --> 0:33:53.360
<v Speaker 11>miles does not get to me. My last letter that

0:33:53.440 --> 0:33:56.800
<v Speaker 11>I had sent to me took just over a month

0:33:57.360 --> 0:34:03.560
<v Speaker 11>and it was returned through Australia Post three times. It

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<v Speaker 11>also had three mile stamps to say that it had

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<v Speaker 11>been returned. It had hexta crossing out the bar codes

0:34:13.480 --> 0:34:18.479
<v Speaker 11>and saying send two address, and it still took over

0:34:18.640 --> 0:34:20.120
<v Speaker 11>a month to get there.

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<v Speaker 4>See, this is what I used to think when I

0:34:21.600 --> 0:34:23.960
<v Speaker 4>should watch TV shows as a kid about Australia, like

0:34:24.000 --> 0:34:27.360
<v Speaker 4>Flying Doctors. I'm just presume this was Australia.

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<v Speaker 3>Sorry, mother, Dad, I'm going to three. You probably won't

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<v Speaker 3>be able to contact me.

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<v Speaker 5>So why is the address in Paradise? I'm so hard

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<v Speaker 5>to find me?

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<v Speaker 11>Look, I don't know. It's got something to do with

0:34:40.040 --> 0:34:44.279
<v Speaker 11>the Australia Post system, but Australia postontents basically don't have

0:34:44.360 --> 0:34:49.560
<v Speaker 11>Paradise on the list as a mailing area, so it

0:34:49.680 --> 0:34:52.800
<v Speaker 11>sort of bounces around between a couple of post offices.

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<v Speaker 4>That's what you're saying is make is Australian post does

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<v Speaker 4>not recognize Paradise live.

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<v Speaker 3>How many people live in Paradise?

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<v Speaker 1>A few?

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<v Speaker 11>Like one hundred?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I mean that's worthy enough. Surely have a post

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<v Speaker 3>yeah yeah.

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<v Speaker 11>Yeah, yeah, We've got to have postcode. But up there

0:35:11.440 --> 0:35:15.160
<v Speaker 11>the postcode sort of covers about five different areas, so

0:35:15.280 --> 0:35:18.680
<v Speaker 11>as long as it gets to the post office, you know,

0:35:18.800 --> 0:35:22.040
<v Speaker 11>they sort it out there. But it doesn't even get

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<v Speaker 11>to the post But.

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<v Speaker 4>This must mean like Christmas, Birthday cards and like bills

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<v Speaker 4>and stuff that must be a nightmare for you.

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<v Speaker 11>By the time I get bills, they're overdue.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right. When the day collectors come, hopefully they can't

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<v Speaker 3>find your front door exactly.

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<v Speaker 11>That's it. That's the way I look at it like

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<v Speaker 11>if a letter can't get to me, like you know,

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<v Speaker 11>no one else will be able to camp.

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<v Speaker 5>Nick.

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<v Speaker 4>Do you know what we're going to do. We're going

0:35:49.040 --> 0:35:51.160
<v Speaker 4>to experiment. I'm going to send you one of our

0:35:51.200 --> 0:35:56.880
<v Speaker 4>breakfast show mugs today. All right, all right, when you

0:35:56.920 --> 0:35:58.759
<v Speaker 4>get it, when you get it, I don't know when

0:35:58.800 --> 0:35:59.319
<v Speaker 4>this will be.

0:35:59.360 --> 0:36:01.160
<v Speaker 5>When you get it, bring me.

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<v Speaker 4>That day and we go, Mick the Mac Paradise, When

0:36:05.520 --> 0:36:11.680
<v Speaker 4>did we chat to him. We're going to send it today.

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<v Speaker 4>We're going to send it to you today. And there's

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<v Speaker 4>this time how long it takes to get out to

0:36:15.320 --> 0:36:16.000
<v Speaker 4>you in Paradise?

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<v Speaker 5>Okay? All right, Mick, lovely to talk to you. Okay,

0:36:22.440 --> 0:36:23.479
<v Speaker 5>a thanks mate.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

0:36:27.320 --> 0:36:29.799
<v Speaker 4>We need to find one of our listeners who knows

0:36:29.800 --> 0:36:33.279
<v Speaker 4>his way around air conditioning units because I like to

0:36:33.280 --> 0:36:35.839
<v Speaker 4>have it chilly in this studio, okay, But we have

0:36:36.000 --> 0:36:40.560
<v Speaker 4>this very very temperamental it's like strangely working with another

0:36:40.640 --> 0:36:43.359
<v Speaker 4>team member, isn't it that we can never control fact?

0:36:43.440 --> 0:36:46.200
<v Speaker 4>Similar to Jack, But this thing, we set it to

0:36:46.239 --> 0:36:49.440
<v Speaker 4>a temperature and it ignores us. Sometimes there's other so

0:36:49.480 --> 0:36:51.640
<v Speaker 4>hot in here, but it says eighteen degrees, but it's

0:36:51.640 --> 0:36:53.920
<v Speaker 4>like a sauna. Other times when we try and get

0:36:53.920 --> 0:36:56.200
<v Speaker 4>it cold, like it's I just went to tourn it

0:36:56.239 --> 0:36:57.279
<v Speaker 4>come back and it is so cold.

0:36:57.840 --> 0:36:59.360
<v Speaker 5>You've got a thick hoodie on. I'll just put a

0:36:59.440 --> 0:36:59.880
<v Speaker 5>jacket on.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like walking into a phraser room in the back

0:37:01.960 --> 0:37:02.440
<v Speaker 3>of a ust.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, honestly, it's really cold, but just all of a sudden,

0:37:07.440 --> 0:37:08.400
<v Speaker 4>it's like an arctics.

0:37:08.560 --> 0:37:11.919
<v Speaker 3>There's only really two settings. Pretending it's doing something where

0:37:11.920 --> 0:37:14.400
<v Speaker 3>it's making a sound, but that doesn't change any temperature

0:37:14.480 --> 0:37:15.200
<v Speaker 3>or ice cold.

0:37:15.520 --> 0:37:17.640
<v Speaker 4>The only sitting that thing has is it decides what

0:37:17.719 --> 0:37:19.640
<v Speaker 4>it wants to do day to day. All right, So

0:37:19.640 --> 0:37:22.600
<v Speaker 4>we're talking about nightmare addresses this morning. By the way,

0:37:22.960 --> 0:37:26.520
<v Speaker 4>Dane has just texted in in block capitals, which means

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<v Speaker 4>it's something urgent.

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<v Speaker 5>Christian.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you discussed powder Finger reuniting? Yeah, we have, Dane.

0:37:32.640 --> 0:37:34.960
<v Speaker 4>I was excited. You are great news this morning. If

0:37:34.960 --> 0:37:37.520
<v Speaker 4>you're a powder Finger fan. They said they would never reunite.

0:37:37.560 --> 0:37:37.799
<v Speaker 5>They are.

0:37:37.800 --> 0:37:39.759
<v Speaker 4>They're doing a special gig for Beyond Blue, which is

0:37:39.760 --> 0:37:43.080
<v Speaker 4>a great clause. Course, week Saturday, seven o'clock on their

0:37:43.080 --> 0:37:46.799
<v Speaker 4>official YouTube channel, they're doing a whole live show, which

0:37:46.800 --> 0:37:48.800
<v Speaker 4>would be amazing. We're trying to dig out the audio

0:37:48.840 --> 0:37:51.880
<v Speaker 4>of when Bernard Fanning was on the show last year

0:37:52.040 --> 0:37:54.720
<v Speaker 4>ye August last year, Yes, last year for Who's calling Christian?

0:37:54.960 --> 0:37:56.799
<v Speaker 4>And I asked about the reunion and he almost hung

0:37:56.880 --> 0:37:59.080
<v Speaker 4>up on me, So we dig that before it. But yeah,

0:37:59.160 --> 0:38:01.799
<v Speaker 4>great news, Dane. So a week Saturday, seven o'clock on

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<v Speaker 4>their YouTube channel made the twenty third Meg.

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<v Speaker 12>Hi Christian, how are you going?

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<v Speaker 5>I'm good, Meg, So tell me about your nightmare address.

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<v Speaker 12>So we live on a property that's subdivided into two,

0:38:14.520 --> 0:38:18.799
<v Speaker 12>but with each one has a house number. We love arrowbeats,

0:38:19.160 --> 0:38:22.040
<v Speaker 12>and we're definitely not vegetarian, but our poor neighbors are

0:38:22.160 --> 0:38:23.839
<v Speaker 12>and they keep getting our deliveries.

0:38:25.200 --> 0:38:28.480
<v Speaker 4>So what you're ordering burgers, but it's going to your

0:38:28.560 --> 0:38:30.520
<v Speaker 4>vegetarian neighbors.

0:38:30.239 --> 0:38:34.520
<v Speaker 12>Yeah much so they're they're opening their door to things

0:38:34.640 --> 0:38:37.560
<v Speaker 12>like bacon, hamburgers, fried chicken.

0:38:38.080 --> 0:38:39.799
<v Speaker 5>To think you're actually just trying to make a point.

0:38:39.840 --> 0:38:43.120
<v Speaker 5>Are yeah exactly? Yeah? Are you getting there?

0:38:43.120 --> 0:38:45.640
<v Speaker 4>Are you getting the vegetarian options coming your way? They're

0:38:45.680 --> 0:38:46.640
<v Speaker 4>like mung bean salad.

0:38:48.000 --> 0:38:50.239
<v Speaker 12>No, but they did send over a really lovely dull

0:38:50.320 --> 0:38:54.160
<v Speaker 12>curry the other day.

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<v Speaker 5>All right, meg, lovely cool. Thank you very much. We

0:38:56.200 --> 0:38:59.040
<v Speaker 5>have a good day you two. Thanks Diane.

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<v Speaker 4>Good morning, Good morning Christian from where beest.

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<v Speaker 5>Neighbors?

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<v Speaker 18>Yes, next to the love God.

0:39:15.320 --> 0:39:15.880
<v Speaker 3>God mine.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Dane.

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<v Speaker 18>We had a nightmare address when we first moved into

0:39:24.640 --> 0:39:27.319
<v Speaker 18>our state because they left a letter out of our

0:39:27.360 --> 0:39:30.439
<v Speaker 18>street name in the mailways and maps, so no one

0:39:30.440 --> 0:39:32.279
<v Speaker 18>could find us when they looked it up.

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<v Speaker 4>How can you have a typo with the map book, mailways?

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<v Speaker 4>That's shocking the n What was the street address or

0:39:41.960 --> 0:39:42.480
<v Speaker 4>your address?

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<v Speaker 18>It's actually Minstrel, but it was spelt mistrel on the maps.

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<v Speaker 18>So when we would give out our address, especially when

0:39:52.640 --> 0:39:55.640
<v Speaker 18>we had our housewarming, we had so many people ringing

0:39:55.719 --> 0:40:00.880
<v Speaker 18>us up, saying where are you? We can't find I

0:40:00.920 --> 0:40:02.560
<v Speaker 18>don't exist. It's terrible.

0:40:02.960 --> 0:40:05.319
<v Speaker 5>You're an invisible house. How did they ever find where

0:40:05.320 --> 0:40:05.800
<v Speaker 5>you lived?

0:40:06.520 --> 0:40:06.640
<v Speaker 1>Well?

0:40:06.640 --> 0:40:08.080
<v Speaker 18>There used to have to ring us and I have

0:40:08.239 --> 0:40:09.799
<v Speaker 18>to stay on the phone.

0:40:09.680 --> 0:40:16.600
<v Speaker 5>And on the phone. It's like landing a plane.

0:40:15.320 --> 0:40:17.080
<v Speaker 18>Of them through the streets to our house.

0:40:18.320 --> 0:40:20.600
<v Speaker 5>Oh that's brilliant, Diane, Thank you very much. You cool,

0:40:20.640 --> 0:40:21.360
<v Speaker 5>have a good day.

0:40:21.600 --> 0:40:22.360
<v Speaker 18>Thank you bye.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I want to talk about pem pals.

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<v Speaker 4>I don't know we got this yesterday someone was talking

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<v Speaker 4>about pen pals and parents aways.

0:40:30.880 --> 0:40:32.000
<v Speaker 5>Tell us about how she used to.

0:40:31.960 --> 0:40:34.719
<v Speaker 4>Have one when you were younger, a little fellow in

0:40:34.880 --> 0:40:37.920
<v Speaker 4>Scotland and you bonded over the nineties boy man.

0:40:37.920 --> 0:40:40.359
<v Speaker 2>Ross, who is a girl Rachel.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes it's hard a tell with the Scottish's very cold

0:40:43.160 --> 0:40:45.040
<v Speaker 4>up there and its hard to tell.

0:40:45.239 --> 0:40:46.680
<v Speaker 5>Uh, And so we want to talk about it. Did

0:40:46.719 --> 0:40:48.440
<v Speaker 5>you have a pen pal? After eighty? This morning?

0:40:48.560 --> 0:40:51.080
<v Speaker 4>Got this? This is such a great email. Listened to

0:40:51.080 --> 0:40:54.359
<v Speaker 4>this from Lee pempals because I was listening to show

0:40:54.400 --> 0:40:57.080
<v Speaker 4>this morning. This is in the past, of course yesterday

0:40:57.520 --> 0:41:00.800
<v Speaker 4>you know I was listening to show this morning yesterday

0:41:01.000 --> 0:41:02.560
<v Speaker 4>and you were talking about pempals. I will tell you

0:41:02.560 --> 0:41:05.439
<v Speaker 4>about my mother in law. My mill short for mother

0:41:05.480 --> 0:41:10.279
<v Speaker 4>in law. Gwen lives here in Australia started writing to

0:41:10.440 --> 0:41:13.320
<v Speaker 4>Doreen from England when she was seven years of age.

0:41:13.560 --> 0:41:16.799
<v Speaker 4>This was a school initiative during the war. Anyway, they've

0:41:16.840 --> 0:41:20.120
<v Speaker 4>been writing, exchanging gifts, photos, and keeping up with each

0:41:20.120 --> 0:41:23.799
<v Speaker 4>other's lives for over seventy years. Seventy years now, yeah,

0:41:23.800 --> 0:41:25.920
<v Speaker 4>I normally they didn't last more than a couple of

0:41:25.920 --> 0:41:28.200
<v Speaker 4>months stood there, maybe a year, but seventy years. Never

0:41:28.239 --> 0:41:31.560
<v Speaker 4>met in person for Doreen. Okay, So Doreen is over

0:41:31.560 --> 0:41:33.560
<v Speaker 4>in England. Okay, she's the English counterpart of this. We've

0:41:33.600 --> 0:41:35.520
<v Speaker 4>got Gwen the mother in law here in Australia. Doreen's

0:41:35.560 --> 0:41:38.839
<v Speaker 4>eightieth a granddaughter got in touch with Michael McIntyre. Now

0:41:38.880 --> 0:41:41.719
<v Speaker 4>Michael's come over here on The Biggest Comedians. She's pro

0:41:41.960 --> 0:41:45.000
<v Speaker 4>probably the biggest biggest comedian in a Britain's Michael. He's

0:41:45.000 --> 0:41:47.560
<v Speaker 4>a brilliant stand up and told the story. It does

0:41:47.600 --> 0:41:50.839
<v Speaker 4>a Saturday night TV show, really really good one told

0:41:50.920 --> 0:41:53.839
<v Speaker 4>the story. Next thing is Gwen gets a phone call

0:41:53.960 --> 0:41:56.440
<v Speaker 4>asking if her and her husband would like to be

0:41:56.480 --> 0:41:58.400
<v Speaker 4>flowing over to England to be on his show as

0:41:58.440 --> 0:42:01.360
<v Speaker 4>a surprise for Doreen, who was going to be in

0:42:01.400 --> 0:42:03.480
<v Speaker 4>the audience. They paid them to come over and be

0:42:03.520 --> 0:42:06.520
<v Speaker 4>part of his big show. Her granddaughter kept it a

0:42:06.560 --> 0:42:08.680
<v Speaker 4>secret for everyone just said that they'd want some tickets

0:42:08.719 --> 0:42:11.720
<v Speaker 4>to go and watch the show. Doreen was randomly picked

0:42:11.719 --> 0:42:14.200
<v Speaker 4>out of the audience to play a game called Soap

0:42:14.400 --> 0:42:18.360
<v Speaker 4>or Nope, write that one down Jack with Nickless. People

0:42:18.400 --> 0:42:20.360
<v Speaker 4>were put on a covey belt and she had to

0:42:20.400 --> 0:42:23.240
<v Speaker 4>say her part of a soap proper soap or nope

0:42:23.920 --> 0:42:26.520
<v Speaker 4>pass us for TV entertainment in the UK came. When

0:42:26.520 --> 0:42:29.480
<v Speaker 4>it got to Gwen, she said yes, but then hesitated.

0:42:29.800 --> 0:42:32.600
<v Speaker 4>Michael walked her closer to the stage and then she

0:42:32.719 --> 0:42:37.440
<v Speaker 4>recognized her panpal of seventeen years, saying there were tears

0:42:37.440 --> 0:42:39.759
<v Speaker 4>from everyone in the audience that she got to stay

0:42:39.800 --> 0:42:41.719
<v Speaker 4>for ten days and they hung out together. Had an

0:42:41.719 --> 0:42:43.840
<v Speaker 4>amazing time actually hanging out together and get to know

0:42:43.920 --> 0:42:47.239
<v Speaker 4>each other in person. They still write letters now as

0:42:47.280 --> 0:42:49.280
<v Speaker 4>well as emails and of course lots on Facebook.

0:42:49.520 --> 0:42:51.040
<v Speaker 5>Lee, thanks for sharing that story.

0:42:51.320 --> 0:42:54.040
<v Speaker 2>Isn't that a yeah goose bunt yep.

0:42:54.080 --> 0:42:55.520
<v Speaker 4>She sent us a clip as well too, were the

0:42:55.560 --> 0:42:57.640
<v Speaker 4>TV bits, So I'll put that on our Facebook page

0:42:57.640 --> 0:42:57.880
<v Speaker 4>as well.

0:42:57.960 --> 0:43:00.600
<v Speaker 5>I saw it last night. You will shed t is

0:43:00.760 --> 0:43:01.400
<v Speaker 5>so moving.

0:43:01.640 --> 0:43:03.759
<v Speaker 4>You know when people they actually don't know what to

0:43:03.800 --> 0:43:05.759
<v Speaker 4>say where they're taking it in, They're just trying to

0:43:05.800 --> 0:43:08.120
<v Speaker 4>process it all like the apple little update pin will

0:43:08.160 --> 0:43:08.400
<v Speaker 4>going on.

0:43:08.400 --> 0:43:09.120
<v Speaker 5>But that's a lovely man.

0:43:09.400 --> 0:43:12.040
<v Speaker 1>Christ You O'Connell show podcast.

0:43:11.800 --> 0:43:13.359
<v Speaker 4>Past of all love this a couple of years ago

0:43:13.560 --> 0:43:15.600
<v Speaker 4>and when my teenage sorts were a lot younger. They

0:43:15.680 --> 0:43:18.880
<v Speaker 4>must have been like sort of ten and eight. Me

0:43:19.000 --> 0:43:21.120
<v Speaker 4>and two other families we had a part share in

0:43:21.160 --> 0:43:24.440
<v Speaker 4>this pony and they were pony mad. Every weekend I'd

0:43:24.480 --> 0:43:26.560
<v Speaker 4>be the pony dad. I'd have to go to these

0:43:26.680 --> 0:43:30.600
<v Speaker 4>really really really boring Jim Carner's like eight hours with

0:43:30.680 --> 0:43:32.879
<v Speaker 4>all these parents. I did not fit in with turn

0:43:32.960 --> 0:43:38.719
<v Speaker 4>up in range rovers and with horse boxes. Tough years

0:43:38.760 --> 0:43:40.799
<v Speaker 4>they were. You know, they thanked me one day, right,

0:43:41.120 --> 0:43:43.400
<v Speaker 4>I was a pony dad. Often I had actually have

0:43:43.480 --> 0:43:45.200
<v Speaker 4>my own high vised jacket. I used to run the

0:43:45.200 --> 0:43:49.560
<v Speaker 4>car parking with another dada at half six on Sunday

0:43:49.600 --> 0:43:53.759
<v Speaker 4>morning with stinking hangovers directing the traveling. But anyway, they

0:43:53.760 --> 0:43:56.360
<v Speaker 4>were pony mad with this pony. Now they started to

0:43:56.360 --> 0:43:58.560
<v Speaker 4>get this pen pal and he was a little African

0:43:58.640 --> 0:44:01.239
<v Speaker 4>lad and a very poor Africa village. And only was

0:44:01.239 --> 0:44:02.960
<v Speaker 4>he there pen pal. I sponsored him as well, so

0:44:03.280 --> 0:44:05.359
<v Speaker 4>he got money from us every month and he would

0:44:05.360 --> 0:44:07.319
<v Speaker 4>write these lovely sweet letters about his life. And then

0:44:07.560 --> 0:44:11.280
<v Speaker 4>his life compared to my two daughter's life with their pony,

0:44:11.360 --> 0:44:12.360
<v Speaker 4>was very, very different.

0:44:12.880 --> 0:44:14.080
<v Speaker 5>And so this went.

0:44:13.960 --> 0:44:17.360
<v Speaker 4>On for about six months and then I got I

0:44:17.400 --> 0:44:19.680
<v Speaker 4>got a great gig to be the voiceover guy for

0:44:19.719 --> 0:44:22.640
<v Speaker 4>the TV adverts for Macas in the UK for three years. Right,

0:44:22.640 --> 0:44:25.000
<v Speaker 4>it's a three year deal and it was a great contract.

0:44:24.960 --> 0:44:26.600
<v Speaker 4>And so to celebrate, said the kids, So I'm going

0:44:26.640 --> 0:44:28.239
<v Speaker 4>to get next to special treat. Dad said some really

0:44:28.280 --> 0:44:30.120
<v Speaker 4>good news and they were like, we'd like a news

0:44:30.200 --> 0:44:33.600
<v Speaker 4>taddle for that pony. Now the think about a pony

0:44:33.680 --> 0:44:35.440
<v Speaker 4>is the pony only cost me a couple of hunchred bucks.

0:44:35.440 --> 0:44:39.279
<v Speaker 4>Anything to do with that pony so much money. At

0:44:39.320 --> 0:44:41.680
<v Speaker 4>one point I had to pay for a pony chiropractice

0:44:41.680 --> 0:44:43.480
<v Speaker 4>to go and see it. And I think, come on,

0:44:44.080 --> 0:44:47.600
<v Speaker 4>a pony a car approke, someone's wrong with I'll just

0:44:47.640 --> 0:44:48.520
<v Speaker 4>take some tablets.

0:44:48.520 --> 0:44:50.759
<v Speaker 5>But anyway, I got to buy this saddle. I don't

0:44:50.760 --> 0:44:51.359
<v Speaker 5>want to tew much.

0:44:51.360 --> 0:44:53.800
<v Speaker 4>It was right, of course, an absolute bomb because I

0:44:53.800 --> 0:44:56.360
<v Speaker 4>said I'm getting it anyway. So it was this beautiful

0:44:56.440 --> 0:44:58.880
<v Speaker 4>kind of cow hide, immaculate saddle. They put it on

0:44:58.880 --> 0:45:01.120
<v Speaker 4>the pony and it's it's not good. You remember when

0:45:01.160 --> 0:45:02.560
<v Speaker 4>you get leather shoes. They haven't got a lot of

0:45:02.600 --> 0:45:05.160
<v Speaker 4>giving to beginning, not one in you imagine this is

0:45:05.160 --> 0:45:07.719
<v Speaker 4>a brand new squeaking. It was a bit uncomfortable long

0:45:07.760 --> 0:45:10.240
<v Speaker 4>time anyway, I said, wonder, what's happening.

0:45:10.520 --> 0:45:12.920
<v Speaker 5>You haven't heard from Malawa? Where's the where's the letters

0:45:12.920 --> 0:45:13.520
<v Speaker 5>on the benbell?

0:45:13.560 --> 0:45:13.640
<v Speaker 14>Go?

0:45:13.880 --> 0:45:16.399
<v Speaker 4>Oh, he hasn't written back for ages. I went, oh,

0:45:16.440 --> 0:45:19.000
<v Speaker 4>you're just to write every month. What was the last

0:45:19.120 --> 0:45:21.839
<v Speaker 4>time you wrote to him? And they said, oh, it's

0:45:21.880 --> 0:45:23.560
<v Speaker 4>like two months ago. So what did you actually say

0:45:23.560 --> 0:45:25.840
<v Speaker 4>in that one? They get this right, No, wonder that

0:45:25.880 --> 0:45:27.480
<v Speaker 4>little lad in Africa hadn't written back.

0:45:27.520 --> 0:45:28.520
<v Speaker 5>He must have tore that up.

0:45:29.160 --> 0:45:31.719
<v Speaker 4>They wrote to him saying, hey, Malawa, things have been

0:45:31.760 --> 0:45:33.799
<v Speaker 4>pretty tough here. Our dad bought us a brand new

0:45:34.000 --> 0:45:36.400
<v Speaker 4>pony saddle and it's really uncomfortable.

0:45:39.840 --> 0:45:42.359
<v Speaker 5>He must have read that and go on, guys, get

0:45:42.400 --> 0:45:46.680
<v Speaker 5>load of this. Read this. Wow, that's that's what he

0:45:46.760 --> 0:45:51.600
<v Speaker 5>called first world problems the pony. So we never wrote back,

0:45:51.600 --> 0:45:54.040
<v Speaker 5>we never heard from never again ended.

0:45:54.920 --> 0:45:56.920
<v Speaker 4>I think the ps was plus my dad run out

0:45:56.960 --> 0:45:58.600
<v Speaker 4>of virgin olive or the other day as well.

0:45:58.600 --> 0:46:00.439
<v Speaker 5>It's been quite tough quite off week.

0:46:02.400 --> 0:46:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Hello Christian O'Connell Show.

0:46:05.440 --> 0:46:08.120
<v Speaker 4>Podcast from our Facebook page. Thank you very much everyone

0:46:08.160 --> 0:46:09.920
<v Speaker 4>who leaves comments for us on our Facebook page. You

0:46:09.920 --> 0:46:13.120
<v Speaker 4>do check them out. Matt James, he had a French

0:46:13.200 --> 0:46:17.319
<v Speaker 4>pen pal. His parents owned a Champagne vineyard. Hell that

0:46:17.480 --> 0:46:21.160
<v Speaker 4>is great in Riem, which is a beautiful part of France,

0:46:21.160 --> 0:46:21.760
<v Speaker 4>southern France.

0:46:22.200 --> 0:46:24.120
<v Speaker 5>He didn't like football. We didn't get on. My parents

0:46:24.160 --> 0:46:25.919
<v Speaker 5>were devastated when I broke up with him.

0:46:27.840 --> 0:46:29.680
<v Speaker 4>You can imagine a mama down in the morga and

0:46:29.760 --> 0:46:31.520
<v Speaker 4>keep it going week for the invite.

0:46:31.719 --> 0:46:32.840
<v Speaker 5>Let's us get the invite.

0:46:32.880 --> 0:46:34.280
<v Speaker 3>I'll write the letters.

0:46:36.600 --> 0:46:38.879
<v Speaker 4>I bet mom and dad were a devastated Matt. That's

0:46:39.200 --> 0:46:41.960
<v Speaker 4>very funny, right, let's go to the lines. Amy, Good morning,

0:46:44.080 --> 0:46:47.399
<v Speaker 4>Hello Amy, Hello, hello mate, Welcome for the show.

0:46:47.400 --> 0:46:48.480
<v Speaker 5>So tell us about your pen pal.

0:46:49.080 --> 0:46:52.560
<v Speaker 14>I have one hundred and fifty pen pounds from America,

0:46:52.760 --> 0:46:54.560
<v Speaker 14>UK and Ireland.

0:46:54.880 --> 0:46:58.239
<v Speaker 5>What's that You're running a company one hundred and fifty employees.

0:46:58.840 --> 0:47:00.239
<v Speaker 5>How did you correspond with them?

0:47:00.239 --> 0:47:00.439
<v Speaker 1>All?

0:47:01.280 --> 0:47:04.040
<v Speaker 14>I write letters to them. They come in like sparingly.

0:47:04.120 --> 0:47:06.040
<v Speaker 14>Obviously no one writes at the exactly the same time.

0:47:06.080 --> 0:47:08.279
<v Speaker 14>But Christmas is usually the most expensive time for me

0:47:08.640 --> 0:47:12.400
<v Speaker 14>because Christmas cards to send overseas are really expensive, so

0:47:12.440 --> 0:47:15.360
<v Speaker 14>it cost me about three hundred dollars plus to send Kricklin.

0:47:16.320 --> 0:47:18.560
<v Speaker 4>That's amazing, Amy, So give us some of the highlights.

0:47:18.560 --> 0:47:20.239
<v Speaker 4>Where are they dotted around the globe.

0:47:20.960 --> 0:47:28.440
<v Speaker 14>So we've got some in Belfast, We've got some in London, Texas, California,

0:47:28.880 --> 0:47:32.279
<v Speaker 14>I've got some in Las Vegas. I could pretty much

0:47:32.320 --> 0:47:34.920
<v Speaker 14>stay in every single state in America with free of charge,

0:47:34.920 --> 0:47:36.200
<v Speaker 14>and I've got accommodation everywhere.

0:47:37.400 --> 0:47:39.680
<v Speaker 4>So do you know what's You obviously know what's going

0:47:39.680 --> 0:47:41.000
<v Speaker 4>on in all their different lives as well.

0:47:41.080 --> 0:47:42.759
<v Speaker 5>Must be really interesting. Yeah.

0:47:42.840 --> 0:47:44.960
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, they're all kind of really stressed at the moment

0:47:45.160 --> 0:47:48.040
<v Speaker 14>with the whole COVID nineteen thing, but we're kind of

0:47:48.120 --> 0:47:50.400
<v Speaker 14>keeping each other teared up. And I actually share a

0:47:50.400 --> 0:47:55.280
<v Speaker 14>birthday with one of them, so we call ourselves time twins, Maudie.

0:47:55.280 --> 0:47:57.520
<v Speaker 14>They're all in their fifties and that, and I'm only thirty.

0:47:57.640 --> 0:48:00.360
<v Speaker 3>So, Amy, do you feel like you have a personal

0:48:00.400 --> 0:48:01.840
<v Speaker 3>connection with all of them or do you get a

0:48:01.880 --> 0:48:03.719
<v Speaker 3>letter for them? Sometimes they go all.

0:48:03.680 --> 0:48:10.040
<v Speaker 14>Right, Mary, connected to the more I know about their

0:48:10.160 --> 0:48:12.680
<v Speaker 14>kids and their kids send me photos that they've drawn

0:48:12.719 --> 0:48:17.160
<v Speaker 14>a kinder and and I get photos of their school photos.

0:48:17.160 --> 0:48:18.799
<v Speaker 14>I've got to hit a whole book full of.

0:48:20.680 --> 0:48:22.640
<v Speaker 5>A sort of extended family for you.

0:48:22.719 --> 0:48:27.120
<v Speaker 14>Yeah, I'm kind of like the weird Australian aunt present.

0:48:28.520 --> 0:48:30.040
<v Speaker 5>It's lovely, Amy, that's great.

0:48:30.280 --> 0:48:34.400
<v Speaker 4>Hey, Listen, sometimes if you ever get some interesting stories

0:48:34.520 --> 0:48:35.960
<v Speaker 4>or about that from them, send us some of the

0:48:36.040 --> 0:48:38.160
<v Speaker 4>highlights who call us up and read some of them anonymously.

0:48:38.840 --> 0:48:39.200
<v Speaker 14>Awesome.

0:48:39.239 --> 0:48:40.600
<v Speaker 11>Yeah, I will surf all.

0:48:40.560 --> 0:48:43.440
<v Speaker 5>Right, Amy, Thank you very much for cool Thanks, folks.

0:48:43.960 --> 0:48:46.240
<v Speaker 4>I've just thought of another second one this week Adam

0:48:46.280 --> 0:48:50.480
<v Speaker 4>Sander movie Time Twins. Him and Kevin James have to

0:48:50.480 --> 0:48:53.600
<v Speaker 4>pretend to be time traveling twins. Oh far this week

0:48:53.640 --> 0:48:58.320
<v Speaker 4>with Adam Sander Movies. Cheryl, Good morning, Cheryl, Good morning?

0:48:58.640 --> 0:49:00.839
<v Speaker 4>All right, Cheryl, us about your pen pal.

0:49:01.960 --> 0:49:04.560
<v Speaker 13>Pen pal's in primary school and then when he lost

0:49:04.600 --> 0:49:07.520
<v Speaker 13>contact after a few years, met up again on Facebook

0:49:07.560 --> 0:49:10.160
<v Speaker 13>fifty years later, and we're both going through breast cancer.

0:49:11.640 --> 0:49:16.440
<v Speaker 5>Through you're in recovery, both of you. Yes, God, what

0:49:16.560 --> 0:49:18.399
<v Speaker 5>a journey you've been on together.

0:49:20.040 --> 0:49:23.160
<v Speaker 13>All through the same treatments and yet happy ending at

0:49:23.200 --> 0:49:23.680
<v Speaker 13>the other end.

0:49:24.120 --> 0:49:27.200
<v Speaker 4>Well, I'm glad that you're both in recovery. That's amazing.

0:49:27.280 --> 0:49:29.640
<v Speaker 4>So remind me again. And so you became penpals in

0:49:29.640 --> 0:49:30.320
<v Speaker 4>primary school?

0:49:30.880 --> 0:49:33.600
<v Speaker 13>Yes, yes, we did. And then a couple of years later,

0:49:33.640 --> 0:49:37.160
<v Speaker 13>of course, you know, being teenagers, you'd lose contact and

0:49:37.800 --> 0:49:40.120
<v Speaker 13>when Facebook come around, I went, oh, my one, if

0:49:40.160 --> 0:49:43.000
<v Speaker 13>I could track it down, and managed to and we've

0:49:43.000 --> 0:49:43.879
<v Speaker 13>been friends at the tint.

0:49:44.120 --> 0:49:46.759
<v Speaker 4>That's a lovely story. And tell me this then, Cheryl,

0:49:46.800 --> 0:49:48.520
<v Speaker 4>where is she in the world? Where is your pen pal?

0:49:49.480 --> 0:49:51.919
<v Speaker 13>She was in New York when we were children, and

0:49:51.960 --> 0:49:53.320
<v Speaker 13>she now lives in North Carolina.

0:49:53.520 --> 0:49:54.440
<v Speaker 5>Wow, that's incredible.

0:49:54.520 --> 0:49:57.480
<v Speaker 4>I think that's an amazing story there, Cheryl, thank you

0:49:57.600 --> 0:49:58.920
<v Speaker 4>very much for sharing it with us. I'm glad you

0:49:59.040 --> 0:50:00.879
<v Speaker 4>recovery as well. Friends as well.

0:50:01.480 --> 0:50:03.920
<v Speaker 5>Thank you all right, have a good day. Thank you

0:50:04.000 --> 0:50:06.360
<v Speaker 5>for calling. Simon. Good morning, good morning.

0:50:06.640 --> 0:50:07.120
<v Speaker 7>There are you going?

0:50:07.480 --> 0:50:09.439
<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we're good, Simon, tell us yourate your pen pal?

0:50:10.080 --> 0:50:10.719
<v Speaker 11>Oh yeah, my.

0:50:10.680 --> 0:50:12.719
<v Speaker 16>Best mate thought it'd be really funny put my name

0:50:12.760 --> 0:50:15.080
<v Speaker 16>in smash Its magazine in the early eighties and I

0:50:15.160 --> 0:50:17.200
<v Speaker 16>ended up with four and a half thousand replies.

0:50:18.440 --> 0:50:22.719
<v Speaker 4>Now smash It had it was a weekly music magazine, brilliant,

0:50:22.840 --> 0:50:26.120
<v Speaker 4>really smart, funny music magazine for teenagers and it got

0:50:26.320 --> 0:50:28.200
<v Speaker 4>it had millions of buyers every week.

0:50:28.400 --> 0:50:29.120
<v Speaker 5>It was huge.

0:50:29.320 --> 0:50:31.440
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there was the pempal section, so they took out

0:50:31.440 --> 0:50:34.840
<v Speaker 4>a little spot classified advert for you looking for lonely

0:50:34.880 --> 0:50:35.880
<v Speaker 4>looking for pen pals.

0:50:36.239 --> 0:50:36.759
<v Speaker 11>That's right.

0:50:38.080 --> 0:50:39.760
<v Speaker 3>So did you ever ride back to the four thousand

0:50:39.840 --> 0:50:40.319
<v Speaker 3>they came in?

0:50:41.040 --> 0:50:41.759
<v Speaker 14>Not all of them.

0:50:41.800 --> 0:50:41.840
<v Speaker 1>No.

0:50:44.120 --> 0:50:45.799
<v Speaker 16>I did make some nice friends out of it, and

0:50:45.840 --> 0:50:48.680
<v Speaker 16>I still keep in touch with one or two. The

0:50:48.760 --> 0:50:50.719
<v Speaker 16>postman really hated me at the end of the two

0:50:50.760 --> 0:50:51.320
<v Speaker 16>week period.

0:50:51.400 --> 0:50:53.759
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, yeah, logan all that up your driveway to give

0:50:53.760 --> 0:50:55.799
<v Speaker 4>you those all right, simon, thank you very much.

0:50:55.840 --> 0:50:57.040
<v Speaker 5>Have a good day, mate.

0:50:58.440 --> 0:51:01.160
<v Speaker 4>I'm thinking, why don't you and I ask our lovely

0:51:01.200 --> 0:51:03.960
<v Speaker 4>listeners would they like a pen pal from a pen

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<v Speaker 4>pound relationship with Jack, with me and Patsy, each of

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<v Speaker 4>us will be assigned a pen Poald have to write

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<v Speaker 4>when was the last time we write a handwritten letter?

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<v Speaker 4>It takes ages, actually physically.

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<v Speaker 5>Hurts your hands. You just used using your thumbs these days.

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<v Speaker 4>If you'd like to be if you're listening around the world,

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<v Speaker 4>I know we have a lot of listeners all over

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<v Speaker 4>the world listened to the show and the podcast now

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<v Speaker 4>and you'd like to be a pen pal. We'll each

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<v Speaker 4>get one of you, and we have to do it

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<v Speaker 4>for twelve months. You've got to stick to it to

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<v Speaker 4>at least twelve months. Once a month, you've got to

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<v Speaker 4>write them letter.

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<v Speaker 5>Okay, all right?

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<v Speaker 4>Email me Christian at Christian o'connellshow dot com dot au, The.

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<v Speaker 1>Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>I've met this morning.

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<v Speaker 4>There's a big spike from Google for condiment searchers. Jack

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<v Speaker 4>and I have been browsing, going scrolling. Now all the

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<v Speaker 4>various condiments you can have on the table. Today's condiment movies.

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<v Speaker 5>You got some goodies.

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<v Speaker 3>I've had fun with this.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, me too. All right, condoment movies. You'd like a

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<v Speaker 5>condiment pass?

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<v Speaker 2>I do like a condiment like a marmalade.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, the nice tang of an orange marmalade. Yes, yes, okay,

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<v Speaker 4>condiment movies. Mustard powers, Come on, Mustard powers.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a gold get ready, get that gold medal

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<v Speaker 4>out now, ready to hand shining it. Zat zek driver,

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<v Speaker 4>zat zeki driver the Greek dipsa's zeke for taxi driver. Yes,

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<v Speaker 4>zat zeki driver culture.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's a stranger here.

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<v Speaker 3>Only because I've already shined it up. You can have the.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold, the forty year old Extra Virgion Silver plus. Thank you,

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<v Speaker 4>Chili Wonka and the cheese factory.

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<v Speaker 3>See that's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, zat Zeki drivers were smart. Bride of Chutney, that's gold.

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<v Speaker 4>Horror movie Bride of Chutney. Mayo Brother, Where art thou

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<v Speaker 4>Mayo Brother?

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<v Speaker 5>Where art thou?

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<v Speaker 3>Plus?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah? Jack, what have you got?

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<v Speaker 3>You've got Mayo better? Ten things they hate about you?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's very good, and a little bit of culture there.

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<v Speaker 5>French source, very good, Gold plus.

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<v Speaker 3>I spit on your gravy.

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<v Speaker 4>Gold plus great. They're a gravy one in there. That's

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<v Speaker 4>a good one.

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<v Speaker 3>And Chutney Chutney bang bang.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, very good number gold, I reckon you all golds there.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 4>Rio young Gum producer on the show is a showing

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<v Speaker 4>Jack and I a kind of line of the huge

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<v Speaker 4>spike in Google searches in Australia seven minutes ago at

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<v Speaker 4>eight thirty six when we said today's time waster was

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<v Speaker 4>condoment movies.

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<v Speaker 3>It's amazing Google trends. You can see how many people

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<v Speaker 3>are entering that search into Google.

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<v Speaker 4>There was a huge button also region by region, Which

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<v Speaker 4>states which answer them are here in Victoria, but also

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<v Speaker 4>in Queensland who was listening and doing it as well.

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<v Speaker 4>The fun we can have with this now we just

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<v Speaker 4>get a random word and get people to type it

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<v Speaker 4>into Google and to see what happens to Google's metrics.

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<v Speaker 5>All about condiments today is condiment movies.

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<v Speaker 4>Sometimes even an average meal, you pour enough sauce on,

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<v Speaker 4>it can be right, Just pour it on, stir it.

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<v Speaker 5>In, all right, mister hollandais is open?

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<v Speaker 3>Gold?

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<v Speaker 5>Kate, that's very good.

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<v Speaker 3>The relish father silver, that's a bronze.

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<v Speaker 5>You marked it down? You mean, man, what does it hurt?

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<v Speaker 9>You?

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<v Speaker 5>Exist?

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<v Speaker 3>Before I think about it? It's just and kremball. Try

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<v Speaker 3>again tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>The horse Radish whisperer, Now that is smart, horse Radish,

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<v Speaker 4>revolting kind of mustardy thing.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver, that's a gold one.

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<v Speaker 5>Then the horse Radish whisperer. No, you be told, men

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<v Speaker 5>who stare up for sabby silver, stupid ferrist builders.

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<v Speaker 4>Mayo off silver plus Jason, No, that's not very good.

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<v Speaker 5>Bruce l vegamity, brucel vegamity.

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<v Speaker 4>Silver plus what Okate in Brunswick dejon in sixty.

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<v Speaker 5>Seconds gold, that's very very good.

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<v Speaker 4>Marty Wilson, Sandhurst and Sandhurst, well done. I know what

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<v Speaker 4>you did last Hummers Silver, Uh, the talented mister Dipley

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<v Speaker 4>gold plus very good, Mickey Boy out and Geelong. Nice work,

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<v Speaker 4>My cousin Vinegar gold Mark in Parkdale, well done, The

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<v Speaker 4>Curious Case of Benjamin Butter Gold and Andy Mount, Martha

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<v Speaker 4>Worldham condimant Air.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh a great movie. Yeah, Silver plus.

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<v Speaker 4>Amanda Rosebud Tabasco and Cash Silver plus. Dude, where's my

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<v Speaker 4>cardermon Cardamoon's carman again?

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<v Speaker 5>It's a herb a spice, sorry's a spice.

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<v Speaker 3>Ah Silver.

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<v Speaker 5>You might put it in some porridge in the morning,

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<v Speaker 5>why not?

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, Hot Sauce, time Machine, Silver Inglorious Mustards. That's the

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<v Speaker 4>mustard while the God much better than mine. Vince very good.

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<v Speaker 4>That's really good in glorys Mustard's Sartine night Fever.

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, that's very smart. Jay, And you're right there, Yoda. Ah,

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<v Speaker 5>you hit Patchy then.

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<v Speaker 4>Holland Days, just going through the change, Holland Days of

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<v Speaker 4>Holland Days of Thunder Silver, Mike and Geelong Driving Miss Gravy.

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<v Speaker 3>Silver, Pas Silk Fiction Silver, catch up if you can Gold.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very Funny Willie Wonka and the Chipotlo Factory.

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<v Speaker 3>Gold.

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<v Speaker 5>Well done everyone.

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<v Speaker 1>The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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<v Speaker 5>It's the end of the show.

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<v Speaker 4>There we go, Okay, tomorrow, it's Friday.

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<v Speaker 5>I just wonder it's Friday so quick.

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<v Speaker 4>It's a different kind of feeling about Friday. For the

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<v Speaker 4>last sort of two months have been in lockdown.

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<v Speaker 3>Men.

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<v Speaker 4>Really it's meant another day, isn't It's Friday? He goes

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<v Speaker 4>back to a kind of Friday tomorrow because we're all

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<v Speaker 4>were doing something different this weekend that we haven't been

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<v Speaker 4>able to do over the last couple of weeks. All right,

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<v Speaker 4>So to be continued on tomorrow's show, We're going to

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<v Speaker 4>send out our mug to Paradise today to make in Paradise.

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<v Speaker 4>He might not get it for four or five weeks,

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<v Speaker 4>but we are sending out from Richmond to Paradise today.

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<v Speaker 4>I just love the fact there is actually a place

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<v Speaker 4>called Paradise that is beautiful. Also, looking for your pen

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<v Speaker 4>Pal stories and if you do want to be at

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<v Speaker 4>pen Pal with me, Chack and Pats, email me Christian

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<v Speaker 4>at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and also Nightmare

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<v Speaker 4>addresses Tom on the show. We might do nightmare phone

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<v Speaker 4>numbers as well. If you've got a digit difference from

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<v Speaker 4>a different from a business as well, let me know.

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<v Speaker 5>You can email me.

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<v Speaker 4>Thank you very much for listening. Title today's show is

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<v Speaker 4>the Brown Conundrum.

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<v Speaker 5>Take care.

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<v Speaker 1>We speak to tomorrow he Christian O'Connell Show podcast