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Speaker 1: Good Mornings a Christian o'connall show podcast at.

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Speaker 2: I'm usually in my jarmies by five.

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Speaker 3: That is a.

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Speaker 1: Great idea on holiday secattle. Good Christian o connall Show

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Speaker 1: on Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, six minutes past six Thursday morning, Welcome to

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Speaker 4: the show.

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Speaker 3: Good morning, Jack Post, Good morning, Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Patrina Jones.

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian O'Connell.

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Speaker 4: In check right, So before we get into the show,

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Speaker 4: this is exciting, this is exciting. We need to get

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Speaker 4: into this because dammit, I was offering an exclusive yesterday

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Speaker 4: evening and the TV breakfast show Sunrise. I try to

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Speaker 4: muscle in there before my exclusive yesterday, even though I'm

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Speaker 4: going through the emails as they come in, catching up

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Speaker 4: with all the emails have been sent by our lovely listeners

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Speaker 4: all over the world here in Australia and the podcast

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Speaker 4: listeners all over the world. I'll see one come in

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Speaker 4: some jet heading one hundred year old man.

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Speaker 5: So I'm thinking this is about our producer.

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Speaker 4: It literally did seriously, no Joe, I did thought it

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Speaker 4: must be a cart out Brad and how he accidentally

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Speaker 4: gave away a thousand dollars of other day because that's what

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Speaker 4: a one hundred year old producer would do. Then I

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Speaker 4: see it's about one of our listeners whose granddad was.

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Speaker 4: You know sometimes how news supporters they count the streets

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Speaker 4: and they just do vox pops.

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Speaker 3: Just stop random pible on the street.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, sometimes they ask them like really important, you know,

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Speaker 4: questions about geo political issues. And they just asked some

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Speaker 4: guys wandering around outside a Baker's Delight at two in

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Speaker 4: the afternoon who had nothing better to do.

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Speaker 5: We don't need that guy's opinion.

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Speaker 4: But anyway, they were doing some vox pops and the

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Speaker 4: reporter in Wales gets chat to an old guy and

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Speaker 4: the old guy drops in the fat that he's one

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Speaker 4: hundred years old, and the reporter cannot believe that his luck,

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Speaker 4: that he's talking to a one hundred year old man.

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Speaker 4: And when you see the video clips going all over

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Speaker 4: the world. Right now, when you see the video clip,

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Speaker 4: this guy looks like your granddad, a very fit, very

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Speaker 4: sharp mentally as well, granddad who's maybe in his mid

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Speaker 4: or early eighties. He does not look like a hundred

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Speaker 4: year old man. Now, the reason why this guy is

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Speaker 4: email me it's our listener's granddad.

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Speaker 5: Wow, the granddad.

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Speaker 4: The one hundred year old man is called Owen Filler

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Speaker 4: and his grandson Craig listened to our show. He's listened

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Speaker 4: to me on already for years, and he's followed me

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Speaker 4: over here as well. So he was letting us know, saying, look,

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Speaker 4: this clip is going all over the world. It's my granddad.

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Speaker 4: He was just out walking to his grocery shop on

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Speaker 4: Monday spies. The TV crew starts chatting about his life,

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Speaker 4: and it's now become a big start all over Apparently

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Speaker 4: I've just read it's going to be on Jimmy Kimmel.

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Speaker 4: What messy anyway, I haven't listened to this listen to

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Speaker 4: this guy. Then this is the first moment where the

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Speaker 4: reporter is going it's probably saidly, come around, here's some

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Speaker 4: old guy. He just wander around the street. That's going

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Speaker 4: chat to this old.

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Speaker 6: Dude, be all my life. I'm Andrew years old.

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Speaker 4: I can yes, I what is the age? By the way,

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Speaker 4: the old elderly people let.

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Speaker 3: You need to tell you, Yeah.

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Speaker 5: I think it's once you get past eighty five.

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Speaker 4: Maybe they've become like old age mentioners, don't they were

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Speaker 4: They've got a mention in the age but if you're

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Speaker 6: Oh I've been all my life, I'm man threw years old.

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Speaker 6: I can, Yes, i am, I'm hundred years old. I

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Speaker 6: can remember the trams running down Nella where there's rickslat

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Speaker 7: Yes, I have.

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Speaker 5: What's the time?

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Speaker 4: Can we time it before the guy actually goes looks

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Speaker 4: at and case he's hundred years old?

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Speaker 6: I've been all my life. I'm and threw years old.

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Speaker 6: I can, Yes, I am, I'm hundred years old. I

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Speaker 6: the actually dred years old. Yes, I have right across

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Speaker 5: One hundred years old.

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Speaker 4: Yes, it's a it's a classic prank for not persons

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Speaker 5: How many of us have been scammed by them?

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Speaker 4: And this was because he's at one hundred years You

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Speaker 4: think about what he's been through and what he's now

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Speaker 4: experiencing with COVID nineteen coronas where it's literally great war.

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Speaker 8: I can walk the river back and it's dead flat,

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Speaker 8: or I can go on my scooter. I've got electric scooter.

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Speaker 8: But it's like having a car and just jump on

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Speaker 8: and it's better than walk. It's natural the legs of

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Speaker 5: What did like?

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Speaker 4: And also ever listened to you, you appreciate these are

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Speaker 7: And aren't my four kids are all pensioners?

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Speaker 5: Wow?

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Speaker 9: Sixty nine, seventy one, seventy three, seventy five, four kids pension?

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Speaker 4: So this morning we got to find out who is

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Speaker 4: our oldest listener? Right, because bear in mind it is gold.

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Speaker 4: I bet there'd be people listening.

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Speaker 3: Going lines are full ten.

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Speaker 4: And the old folk they like to get up early

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Speaker 4: as well, don't they. So we've got to find our

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Speaker 4: oldest listener. And also do we think we have any

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Speaker 4: and Wales he's got a hundred year old granddad. Do

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Speaker 4: we think we have any listeners who have a relative

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Speaker 4: who are older than one hundred? Do a quick during

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Speaker 4: many could we no matter how many over one hundred

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Speaker 4: be that many people who are over one hundred in

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Speaker 4: the UK used to get a letter from the Queen

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Speaker 4: on your birthday, which always thought was a lovely thing.

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Speaker 4: I don't know if they still do that now, because.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they do that here as well.

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Speaker 5: Well she sends you a letter as well.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I believe so. Centurions get a letter from the Queen.

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Speaker 5: That's great. Do you know what? And apparently now it's

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Speaker 5: because more and more of us are living older and

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Speaker 3: That's what Google's saying, a sharp rise in Australians centenarians

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Speaker 10: Are you serious?

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Speaker 5: That's amazing.

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Speaker 1: Christian Iconnoll the Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 4: She's just played a clip of a guy's going all

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Speaker 4: I've just shown chat the photos and the video. Describe

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Speaker 3: That doesn't look a day over, seventy five, brightly, yeap, happy,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I know he does. He looks. He looks like

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Speaker 4: I mean, do you think you'll hit one hundred. I

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Speaker 4: Yeah, he's like, he's just he's with it and he

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Speaker 4: looks happy. Does he looks really really young? So this

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Speaker 4: the fact he's a joyous man who's one hundred.

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Speaker 5: He's got four kids who are all pensioners. Count the ages.

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Speaker 4: This is amazing this bit where's talking about how old

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Speaker 7: And my four kids a lot pensioners.

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Speaker 9: Sixty nine, seventy one, seventy three, seventy five.

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Speaker 5: That's amazing, is it? You think what he's been through.

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Speaker 4: And at the end they asked him about what he

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Speaker 4: thought of Corona because he's lived through the Great War?

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Speaker 5: Is this one scary?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, very scary. Yeah, this is Rufflin Warren.

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Speaker 4: All right, So this morning we're looking for our oldest

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Speaker 5: Jack's found out there are just under what five thousand.

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Speaker 3: Four thousand, eight hundred in Australia.

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Speaker 5: Nine four one four one oh four three Steven, good morning,

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Speaker 5: Good morning, Christian.

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Speaker 11: Here you go mate.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm good. So Steven, you got an elderly relative.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, my guys got grandmother is the hunter and ten

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Speaker 13: Oh, she's got the she's got the terror that comes

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Speaker 7: Apparently that is amazing.

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Speaker 3: One hundred and ten what's the record? Somewhere in the

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Speaker 4: How old is the world's oldest lady? I thought they

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Speaker 11: I've never met her myself that I'm definitely.

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Speaker 11: But she's getting the.

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Speaker 3: Oldest living person one hundred and seventeen one hundred and

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Speaker 5: Yeah, they have to do that daily counters. Well, it's

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Speaker 4: They ever want that one as well, because it means

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Speaker 4: for you to get it. It's not like you've beaten

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Speaker 3: Gness, don't even bother sitting out the.

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Speaker 5: Pis if they're at your door.

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Speaker 4: You don't even want to open the door to find

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Speaker 4: the other new, current, very temporary holder of the world's

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Speaker 5: All right, Stephen, that's a great one. Thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: You cool.

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Speaker 1: We have a good day The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Time for some of your emails play.

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Speaker 4: All right, you can email whenever you want about some

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Speaker 4: of you've heard us talk about on the show. We

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Speaker 4: called it late to the party today. Then off with

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Speaker 4: this maps. We've talked about this two days ago about

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Speaker 4: map reading and the ancient art of map reading. The

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Speaker 4: young millennial Jackpost was stunted to know this, so we

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Speaker 4: used to navigate our ways around using atlases and roadmaps

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Speaker 4: and meilways Christian. Back in the early two thousands, my

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Speaker 4: Poor map reading skills led us to a lady's fiftieth.

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Speaker 5: Please rise, now sit on it.

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Speaker 1: The fines be with you and with you let us a.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about the best TV dads. If you had

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Speaker 4: what sonya Ed O'Neill, the great actor Ed O'Neil himself

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Speaker 4: in Modern Family as al Bundy to me the real

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Speaker 4: life Homer Simpson. Yeah, the originators and creators of Homer

447
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Speaker 4: Simpsons said the Macroner said they based it all on

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Speaker 4: Ed's performance as al Bunda. They said, if it hadn't

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Speaker 4: been for married with children, there would be no Homer Simpson.

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Speaker 4: They just literally stole a lot of it from him.

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Speaker 5: He's great.

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Speaker 4: Ed O'Neil was great in Modern Family as well. Paul's

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Speaker 4: on the line. Good morning, Paul, Good morning guys.

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Speaker 10: How are you.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're good. I hope you're having a good week.

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Speaker 5: Paul and TV dad. Who's the greatest one for you?

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Speaker 11: It's got to be read formal from that SEMNII show.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was a good show.

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Speaker 14: That crack up.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, nice one. Yeah, I thought about that one. Paul.

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Speaker 5: Thank you very much. You cool. Have a good day.

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Speaker 6: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: Simon, good morning.

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Speaker 1: Yeah good.

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Speaker 13: I was Tim the toll Man Taylor from Home Improvement.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, what a great show that was. I love watching. Yeah, funny, funny,

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Speaker 5: funny show.

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Speaker 4: Tim Allen was the kind of TV god for me

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Speaker 4: at that certain age when that came on. It was

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Speaker 4: a huge show all over the world. I used to

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Speaker 4: love that show. Yeah, really really good. Who's the guy

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Speaker 4: over the fence? You just saw the hat Wilson.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, that was very very good. Simon, thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: You cool. We've got another one here. Uh shame Jamie

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Speaker 5: coome oning, come on, God, Yeah, we're good. What's your

476
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Speaker 5: favorite TV dad.

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Speaker 16: Randy Marsh's Youth Park.

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Speaker 4: Oh well okay, yeah, Randy Marsh is South Park. Yep,

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Speaker 4: that's a good You were calling us on a c

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Speaker 4: B radio. No, A right, that's what is Yeah, that

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Speaker 4: is better, Jamie, have a great day. Thank you very

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Speaker 4: much to call him. Christian O'Connell shoe podcast.

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Speaker 5: Great news, Patsy about powder Finger.

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Speaker 2: Oh isn't it huge?

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Speaker 14: Yeah?

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Speaker 5: They always said they wouldn't.

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Speaker 4: And I even remember on Who's calling Christian when stupidly

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Speaker 4: and naively I asked her Darren when he called him

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Speaker 4: Darren Middleton. I think he called him because his it

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Speaker 4: was it his mum who listens to the show, or

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Speaker 4: it's his mum's neighbour listened to the show.

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Speaker 5: Byron.

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Speaker 3: But you also asked Bernard himself or Bonnet Fanny. He said, yeah,

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Speaker 3: will you ever reform? Powdered, and he went cold on

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Speaker 3: you straight away, and then you had to him back over.

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Speaker 4: The So you know, basically, Patsy, I'd like some credit

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Speaker 4: for you know, I think he did start to think

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Speaker 4: about it. Bonnet Fanny thought about it after that call,

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Speaker 4: you know, and.

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Speaker 3: He's he's let it run around their brain for a year, and.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it is great news.

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Speaker 4: So May the twenty third, they're streaming alive come a

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Speaker 4: home concert thing like music from the Home Front on.

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Speaker 15: YouTube on their YouTube or yep from seven pm Saturday

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Speaker 15: week one night, lonely concert.

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Speaker 5: They're calling it awesome.

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Speaker 4: That is really really great news. We should say we

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Speaker 4: can stream that or something the rest which it will

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Speaker 4: sound brilliant.

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Speaker 3: All right.

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Speaker 5: Then Jack's got a conundrum.

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Speaker 3: And now you don't need to know what times of

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Speaker 3: the day I go to the toilet. But for this story,

514
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Speaker 3: do you.

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Speaker 4: Have like a set time I go when I need

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Speaker 4: to go. I don't have a set time. Oh it's

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Speaker 4: pool clock.

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Speaker 3: I'm usually pretty regular, pretty regular. It's the first thing

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Speaker 3: I do in the morning.

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Speaker 2: Are we talking? Number two?

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Speaker 3: Is Jack number two?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: My wife is always She won't said to me, I

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Speaker 4: envy that about you. It's just how within twenty minutes

525
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Speaker 4: of waking up, it gets done, the system gets flushed.

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Speaker 4: She actually said I'm that, but went, don't you us.

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Speaker 5: Oh no, not every day like that? On clockwork, clockwork.

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Speaker 3: So I'm usually clockwork like that as well. Yesterday I

529
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Speaker 3: had a surprise afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Pooh, stay with this story. When he told me I

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Speaker 4: don't need to know, but then we got into the conundrum.

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Speaker 4: I'm like, okay, it's a brown conundrum.

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Speaker 3: So I sit down and start, and then I hear

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Speaker 3: a knock on the front door, and I can hear

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Speaker 3: the muffled voices of Bianca going down the hall and

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Speaker 3: opening the door. It sounds like her friend. I can

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Speaker 3: hear their voices, and I can hear that her friends

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Speaker 3: are over.

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Speaker 5: It's just a planned visit.

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Speaker 3: No, I didn't know what's happening. So now I'm like, oh,

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Speaker 3: there's friends here, I better hurry up. Then I can

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Speaker 3: hear through the muffled voices, so that the bathroom pretty

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Speaker 3: much opens onto the living area, so they're on the

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Speaker 3: on the other.

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Speaker 5: Thing, it's because sometimes you can open it and go way,

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Speaker 5: put the cat on. I'm going to be in there.

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Speaker 4: A whifle opens the living room, person, so sometimes you

548
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Speaker 4: can angle the door, watch the TV whatever.

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Speaker 3: Dub honestly could figure that out if you trained your

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Speaker 3: neck enough. You consider around the door. So anyway you're

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Speaker 3: I'm on the toilet, I can hear the voices on

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Speaker 3: the other side, and I can make out it sounds

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Speaker 3: like they're coming. Her friend is with her boyfriend. It

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Speaker 3: sounds like they're coming just to pick something up. So

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Speaker 3: I thought, okay, this is good. I'll let them just

556
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Speaker 3: grab what they need and I don't even have to

557
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Speaker 3: announce myself. I can just stay in here.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and you can't say hello from in there. It's

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Speaker 5: really odd.

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Speaker 3: So then then five minutes passes, and I'm starting to

561
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Speaker 3: worry that maybe it's not just the picking something out.

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Speaker 3: Maybe they are going to sit down and have a

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Speaker 3: cup of tea.

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Speaker 5: Suddenly you're going to merge after a really long fire.

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Speaker 5: I didn't know you. How long have you been in there?

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Speaker 5: And it's odd. So I've got to se you were

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Speaker 5: waiting for them to leave as well.

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Speaker 3: I've got really difficult decision to make. Do I come

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Speaker 3: out now and announce myself? Obviously I've been doing a perose.

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Speaker 3: I've been in there over five minutes.

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Speaker 5: And also, if you are going to come out, you've

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Speaker 5: got to come out really quickly.

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Speaker 4: You don't want to get any back draft my smell

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Speaker 4: going out into the living room.

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Speaker 3: Area, or do I stay and wait it out. The

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Speaker 3: worry with that is if they do sit down and

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Speaker 3: have a coffee or a tea, they could be there

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Speaker 3: half an hour, and then I'm then I'm stuck in

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Speaker 3: the bathroom.

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Speaker 4: Has he got like a window? You could have just

581
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Speaker 4: got out and gone for a coffee or something I

582
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Speaker 4: seriously would have done.

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Speaker 3: Because then the other scare is say they sit down

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Speaker 3: for a tea and then they just naturally.

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Speaker 17: Every house coming up for an hour, guys, jacksonan.

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Speaker 5: In is he okay with jack?

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Speaker 15: See in that situation, I would get stage fright. I

588
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Speaker 15: wouldn't be able to finish the business.

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Speaker 3: No, I was already, So say I'm ray the opposite.

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Speaker 4: You can do that rain or that is one thing

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Speaker 4: performance anxiety doesn't worry about that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So now I'm actually getting that weird thing where

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Speaker 3: I'm sitting on the toilet without doing anything.

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Speaker 5: Business, be clear what you're doing. You're hiding.

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Speaker 3: So after about seven and a half minutes, I thought, okay,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to pull the pin because if it's the

597
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Speaker 3: half hour situation where they sit down, it's going to

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Speaker 3: be too embarrassed. So I did exactly what you said,

599
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Speaker 3: got up, do the door open, quick, door close, and

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Speaker 3: then have to pretend like nothing wrong.

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Speaker 5: Guys, And if your wife said anything.

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Speaker 3: To you, like everyone politely didn't mention it great.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Christian Christian O'Connell show.

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Speaker 5: What was the last time you're actually in this radio station?

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Speaker 5: Was it March? End of March?

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Speaker 2: It would have been March.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, before we went into lockdown and you stayed out

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Speaker 4: there in the world.

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Speaker 5: You have missed? How many management meetings have you missed

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Speaker 5: with Suth the boss? You have missed what ten? Twelve?

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Speaker 3: You should have to make them all up when you

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Speaker 3: finally come back.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you were with this team a lot of meetings

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Speaker 4: because we're kind of it's normally when when the office

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Speaker 4: is full, obviously there's hardly no one in the office

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Speaker 4: now rightly so, like the sales team at the radio station,

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Speaker 4: they're all working from home. It is mainly just the

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Speaker 4: team on the show, and we're all social distance and

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Speaker 4: as we should be.

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Speaker 5: But it means that you can't as easily. Does it

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Speaker 5: feel like you and I.

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Speaker 4: Are having a lot more meetings? My New Year's resolution

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Speaker 4: for last year was meet less, do more? Gone out

624
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Speaker 4: the window? Gone out the window that you were anyway,

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Speaker 4: we're having a catch up with the boss yesterday Patsy

626
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Speaker 4: and she hits us with this idea. You know, we're

627
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Speaker 4: just talking about how you know, a strange time we're

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Speaker 4: in right now, and you know she was we were

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Speaker 4: talking about how you know, people are being to see

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Speaker 4: each other at the weekend, Like you're going to see

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Speaker 4: your mom and dad this weekend today?

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Speaker 5: Are you seeing them today, aren't you?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, they're coming up this morning. Yeah, I'm very excited.

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Speaker 3: But you still have to practice social distancing and keep

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Speaker 3: away from family members.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you can't hug them, Patsy, No, I know. No

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Speaker 4: are you are you thinking about hugging them?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, just give them the high five

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Speaker 2: in the air.

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Speaker 5: Okay, by the way, what's going on with the caked about? Yes?

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Speaker 5: So you're going to make them some dried older.

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Speaker 2: Carrot cake, now stop it. I couldn't get carrot cake mix,

643
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Speaker 2: so I got orange.

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Speaker 5: So your mum and dad are high five in each

645
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Speaker 5: other right now. And they bought it all off the shelf.

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Speaker 5: They knew you were heading there. They're like, gut it quick,

647
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Speaker 5: get in the car, headed off at the past.

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Speaker 15: I went for a nap yesterday under strict instructions to

649
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Speaker 15: the love God into odds, please don't touch the cake.

650
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Speaker 15: It's for gg tomorrow. And then I get as Grandma, Grandad.

651
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Speaker 15: We call them GG. And then I get up and

652
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Speaker 15: open the fridge and someone, namely the eight year old

653
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Speaker 15: in the house, is scraped off half.

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Speaker 4: It's the best that they should just sell packets of icing.

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Speaker 4: You should just be by blocks of icing. It's a

656
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Speaker 4: great thing. So anyway, Sue says about all this, and

657
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Speaker 4: she says, what was the line that she said at

658
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Speaker 4: the beginning.

659
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Speaker 3: When she said, I can't believe a company hasn't yet

660
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Speaker 3: made a domestic hazmat suit that you can put on

661
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Speaker 3: to hug your family members.

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Speaker 4: You know, as in the kind of thing you know,

663
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Speaker 4: like have you seen a hazmat suit they are it's

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Speaker 4: like a diver's it's bigger than a divers.

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Speaker 2: Out there a spacesuit.

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Speaker 5: It's a spacesuit as well.

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Speaker 4: You can't if the idea is so you can hug,

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Speaker 4: that's even odder than just being two meters apart going

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Speaker 4: hey how are you?

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Speaker 5: I missed you.

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Speaker 3: Actually even mind pulling on the gloves of the has

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Speaker 3: met ye and then showed us how you would have

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Speaker 3: your loved work.

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Speaker 4: Inside any clear reactor with the isotopes, you know, and

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Speaker 4: the big PLI.

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Speaker 5: It was like, hey, mom, I love you Mama, it's

677
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Speaker 5: been too long. Cush.

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Speaker 4: Thank you very much for leaves texting me saying you

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Speaker 4: can buy tubs of icing the Betty Crocker brand. What

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Speaker 4: I need, ideally is a wooden spoon that I press

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Speaker 4: a button and it just sort of shoots out that

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Speaker 4: kind of icing on it is that it's off that

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Speaker 4: wooden spoon. I like licking the icing off the wooden spoon.

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Speaker 4: I need a constant supply from a spoon that just

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Speaker 4: sort of poo palls it out the portmo said poo.

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Speaker 5: On this morning, it's Jack's can untrum eard you on

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Speaker 5: the show yesterday.

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Speaker 4: We're talking about when suburbs just suddenly move and get renamed,

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Speaker 4: And we had anonymous call from someone who works a

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Speaker 4: council and her job is to rename streets.

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Speaker 3: Renamed suburbs, renamed streets.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I got this email yesterday yesterday evening film Sharon

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Speaker 4: Morgan Christian just as a follow up, heard you talk

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Speaker 4: to lady yesterday Normouslady about renaming streets and suburbs. And

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Speaker 4: also Jack was talking about Australia Post and the promise

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Speaker 4: he had last week with his delivery the itch cream.

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Speaker 5: How's it all worked out. By the way, cream onm

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Speaker 5: hitch gone, it is gone. This is great news. What

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Speaker 5: a day, What a time to be alive? All right?

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Speaker 4: Anyway back to Sharon Morgan Christian yesterday had a phone

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Speaker 4: call from a guy who had received my meal. He

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Speaker 4: lives at a Rugby Crescent. I live at a Rupert Walk.

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Speaker 4: Fortunately this was an Hones person who rang to let

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Speaker 4: me know so I could collect it from him.

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Speaker 5: How hard is this?

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Speaker 4: Streets and next to each other, but in Google Mats

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Speaker 4: it gives you directions pretty easy. However, haven't said that.

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Speaker 4: I think Australia Posts overall is doing an outstanding job.

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Speaker 4: That's some Sharon. Yeah, I mean you hear about this

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Speaker 4: quite a lot, don't you wear People have like if

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Speaker 4: they live in flats, whether it's flat one A, two A,

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Speaker 4: three A and you're ordering a pizza and it must

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Speaker 4: be a nightmare where anytime you go to order anything

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Speaker 4: over the phone you have to do that one or

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Speaker 4: two line explaining it. Oh and by the way, when

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Speaker 4: you turn up, don't press the buzzer for flat one

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Speaker 4: eight that is our address.

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Speaker 3: It looks like one twenty three bits one twenty three A.

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Speaker 3: You got to go round the back up the stairs.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, I always thought it must be awful if your

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Speaker 4: dress is a nightmare where you have to explain it

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Speaker 4: to someone on the phone. I don't leave it there,

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Speaker 4: or wear that buzzer or it says that, or you'll

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Speaker 4: post go somewhere else around the corner, a couple of

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Speaker 4: streets away, and you have to once a week go

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Speaker 4: and get their posts.

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Speaker 3: Well, often in a suburb, and I hate seeing this

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Speaker 3: when they've got like a Barkley Crescent and a Barkly street,

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Speaker 3: you know, two streets from each other. That must get

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Speaker 3: confused all the time.

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I also live at a number eight, the house that

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Speaker 4: we have before we moved here. Lived there for ten

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Speaker 4: years and it was sort of just opposite. This ridiculous.

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Speaker 4: I don't know what the town plans are doing, but

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Speaker 4: it was just opposite. I lived on Dorking Avenue and

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Speaker 4: there was a Dorking Road opposite my opposite R road down.

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Speaker 5: Why would you do that? Anyway?

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Speaker 4: One day I get a text on the garage that

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Speaker 4: have been servicing my cargo and we've dropped your car

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Speaker 4: off and I think a snow car outside, So I

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Speaker 4: ring them and go. You can't dropped it off and

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Speaker 4: they went, no, no, it's been dropped off. The young lad

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Speaker 4: said he dropped off but the keys, so letterbox went

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Speaker 4: there are no keys more bortanly no car And then

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Speaker 4: for two hours they can't work out the guys that

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Speaker 4: he dropped off at your house.

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Speaker 5: And then on Twitter, get this.

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Speaker 4: I just see a tweet from someone who follows me going,

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Speaker 4: we've got your car. I tweeted about going DM me,

751
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Speaker 4: I have actually lost my car. They say we live

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Speaker 4: at number eight Dorking Avenue. I was at Dorking Crescent,

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Speaker 4: number eight. They happened to be following me on social

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Speaker 4: media and listened to the show. Someone has just dropped

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Speaker 4: off a car and put the keys through the letterbox

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Speaker 4: and bug it off.

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Speaker 5: They had my car.

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Speaker 4: The occasionally would get my post, but the car is

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Speaker 4: a bit much so this morning.

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Speaker 5: Is your address?

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Speaker 4: Or have you ever lived at an address that was

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Speaker 4: one of those nightmare addresses where you had to constantly

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Speaker 4: go and get your posts them somewhere else, or stuff

764
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Speaker 4: as being misdelivered, or whenever you ordered a pizza, you

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Speaker 4: had to explain in a sentence or two where you lived.

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Speaker 1: Christ O'Connell Show podcast we're.

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Speaker 4: Talking about nightmare addresses. Did you ever have a nightmare address?

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Speaker 4: One of those where you always have to explain it

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Speaker 4: to people and how to find your house or your

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Speaker 4: flat or your apartment. Christian, not for now, but can

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Speaker 4: you do one day nightmare phone numbers? I used to

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Speaker 4: get calls from a business. There was like a one

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Speaker 4: digit difference and it was a It was a business

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Speaker 4: for men called Bodacious Babes.

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Speaker 5: And two or three.

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Speaker 4: Times a day I'd get calls from men inquiring about

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Speaker 4: Bodacious Babes. Yeah, we do nightmare and around phone numbers

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Speaker 4: tomorrow on the show, Today's Nightmare Addresses.

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Speaker 11: Mick, good morning, Good morning, Christian and Crow.

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Speaker 4: Hey, welcome to the show. Mick, tell us about your

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Speaker 4: nightmare address.

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Speaker 11: It is a nightmare. I have an address. It's a

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Speaker 11: rural property in Paradise. Lovely place in Paradise. But my

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Speaker 11: miles does not get to me. My last letter that

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Speaker 11: I had sent to me took just over a month

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Speaker 11: and it was returned through Australia Post three times. It

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Speaker 11: also had three mile stamps to say that it had

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Speaker 11: been returned. It had hexta crossing out the bar codes

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Speaker 11: and saying send two address, and it still took over

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Speaker 11: a month to get there.

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Speaker 4: See, this is what I used to think when I

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Speaker 4: should watch TV shows as a kid about Australia, like

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Speaker 4: Flying Doctors. I'm just presume this was Australia.

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Speaker 3: Sorry, mother, Dad, I'm going to three. You probably won't

795
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Speaker 3: be able to contact me.

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Speaker 5: So why is the address in Paradise? I'm so hard

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Speaker 5: to find me?

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Speaker 11: Look, I don't know. It's got something to do with

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Speaker 11: the Australia Post system, but Australia postontents basically don't have

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Speaker 11: Paradise on the list as a mailing area, so it

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Speaker 11: sort of bounces around between a couple of post offices.

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Speaker 4: That's what you're saying is make is Australian post does

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Speaker 4: not recognize Paradise live.

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Speaker 3: How many people live in Paradise?

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Speaker 1: A few?

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Speaker 11: Like one hundred?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean that's worthy enough. Surely have a post

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Speaker 3: yeah yeah.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, yeah, We've got to have postcode. But up there

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Speaker 11: the postcode sort of covers about five different areas, so

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Speaker 11: as long as it gets to the post office, you know,

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Speaker 11: they sort it out there. But it doesn't even get

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Speaker 11: to the post But.

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Speaker 4: This must mean like Christmas, Birthday cards and like bills

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Speaker 4: and stuff that must be a nightmare for you.

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Speaker 11: By the time I get bills, they're overdue.

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Speaker 3: That's right. When the day collectors come, hopefully they can't

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Speaker 3: find your front door exactly.

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Speaker 11: That's it. That's the way I look at it like

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Speaker 11: if a letter can't get to me, like you know,

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Speaker 11: no one else will be able to camp.

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Speaker 5: Nick.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what we're going to do. We're going

824
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Speaker 4: to experiment. I'm going to send you one of our

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Speaker 4: breakfast show mugs today. All right, all right, when you

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Speaker 4: get it, when you get it, I don't know when

827
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Speaker 4: this will be.

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Speaker 5: When you get it, bring me.

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Speaker 4: That day and we go, Mick the Mac Paradise, When

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Speaker 4: did we chat to him. We're going to send it today.

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Speaker 4: We're going to send it to you today. And there's

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Speaker 4: this time how long it takes to get out to

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Speaker 4: you in Paradise?

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Speaker 5: Okay? All right, Mick, lovely to talk to you. Okay,

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Speaker 5: a thanks mate.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 4: We need to find one of our listeners who knows

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Speaker 4: his way around air conditioning units because I like to

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Speaker 4: have it chilly in this studio, okay, But we have

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Speaker 4: this very very temperamental it's like strangely working with another

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Speaker 4: team member, isn't it that we can never control fact?

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Speaker 4: Similar to Jack, But this thing, we set it to

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Speaker 4: a temperature and it ignores us. Sometimes there's other so

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Speaker 4: hot in here, but it says eighteen degrees, but it's

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Speaker 4: like a sauna. Other times when we try and get

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Speaker 4: it cold, like it's I just went to tourn it

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Speaker 4: come back and it is so cold.

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Speaker 5: You've got a thick hoodie on. I'll just put a

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Speaker 5: jacket on.

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Speaker 3: It's like walking into a phraser room in the back

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Speaker 3: of a ust.

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Speaker 4: Yes, honestly, it's really cold, but just all of a sudden,

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Speaker 4: it's like an arctics.

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Speaker 3: There's only really two settings. Pretending it's doing something where

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Speaker 3: it's making a sound, but that doesn't change any temperature

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Speaker 3: or ice cold.

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Speaker 4: The only sitting that thing has is it decides what

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Speaker 4: it wants to do day to day. All right, So

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Speaker 4: we're talking about nightmare addresses this morning. By the way,

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Speaker 4: Dane has just texted in in block capitals, which means

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Speaker 4: it's something urgent.

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Speaker 5: Christian.

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Speaker 4: Have you discussed powder Finger reuniting? Yeah, we have, Dane.

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Speaker 4: I was excited. You are great news this morning. If

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Speaker 4: you're a powder Finger fan. They said they would never reunite.

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Speaker 5: They are.

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Speaker 4: They're doing a special gig for Beyond Blue, which is

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Speaker 4: a great clause. Course, week Saturday, seven o'clock on their

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Speaker 4: official YouTube channel, they're doing a whole live show, which

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Speaker 4: would be amazing. We're trying to dig out the audio

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Speaker 4: of when Bernard Fanning was on the show last year

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Speaker 4: ye August last year, Yes, last year for Who's calling Christian?

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Speaker 4: And I asked about the reunion and he almost hung

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Speaker 4: up on me, So we dig that before it. But yeah,

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Speaker 4: great news, Dane. So a week Saturday, seven o'clock on

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Speaker 4: their YouTube channel made the twenty third Meg.

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Speaker 12: Hi Christian, how are you going?

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Speaker 5: I'm good, Meg, So tell me about your nightmare address.

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Speaker 12: So we live on a property that's subdivided into two,

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00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:18,799
Speaker 12: but with each one has a house number. We love arrowbeats,

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Speaker 12: and we're definitely not vegetarian, but our poor neighbors are

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Speaker 12: and they keep getting our deliveries.

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Speaker 4: So what you're ordering burgers, but it's going to your

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Speaker 4: vegetarian neighbors.

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Speaker 12: Yeah much so they're they're opening their door to things

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Speaker 12: like bacon, hamburgers, fried chicken.

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Speaker 5: To think you're actually just trying to make a point.

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Speaker 5: Are yeah exactly? Yeah? Are you getting there?

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Speaker 4: Are you getting the vegetarian options coming your way? They're

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Speaker 4: like mung bean salad.

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Speaker 12: No, but they did send over a really lovely dull

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Speaker 12: curry the other day.

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Speaker 5: All right, meg, lovely cool. Thank you very much. We

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Speaker 5: have a good day you two. Thanks Diane.

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Speaker 4: Good morning, Good morning Christian from where beest.

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Speaker 5: Neighbors?

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Speaker 18: Yes, next to the love God.

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Speaker 3: God mine.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, Dane.

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Speaker 18: We had a nightmare address when we first moved into

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Speaker 18: our state because they left a letter out of our

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Speaker 18: street name in the mailways and maps, so no one

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Speaker 18: could find us when they looked it up.

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Speaker 4: How can you have a typo with the map book, mailways?

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Speaker 4: That's shocking the n What was the street address or

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Speaker 4: your address?

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Speaker 18: It's actually Minstrel, but it was spelt mistrel on the maps.

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Speaker 18: So when we would give out our address, especially when

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Speaker 18: we had our housewarming, we had so many people ringing

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Speaker 18: us up, saying where are you? We can't find I

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Speaker 18: don't exist. It's terrible.

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Speaker 5: You're an invisible house. How did they ever find where

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Speaker 5: you lived?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 18: There used to have to ring us and I have

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Speaker 18: to stay on the phone.

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Speaker 5: And on the phone. It's like landing a plane.

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Speaker 18: Of them through the streets to our house.

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Speaker 5: Oh that's brilliant, Diane, Thank you very much. You cool,

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Speaker 5: have a good day.

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Speaker 18: Thank you bye.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: I want to talk about pem pals.

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Speaker 4: I don't know we got this yesterday someone was talking

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Speaker 4: about pen pals and parents aways.

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Speaker 5: Tell us about how she used to.

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Speaker 4: Have one when you were younger, a little fellow in

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Speaker 4: Scotland and you bonded over the nineties boy man.

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Speaker 2: Ross, who is a girl Rachel.

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Speaker 4: Sometimes it's hard a tell with the Scottish's very cold

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Speaker 4: up there and its hard to tell.

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Speaker 5: Uh, And so we want to talk about it. Did

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Speaker 5: you have a pen pal? After eighty? This morning?

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Speaker 4: Got this? This is such a great email. Listened to

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Speaker 4: this from Lee pempals because I was listening to show

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Speaker 4: this morning. This is in the past, of course yesterday

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Speaker 4: you know I was listening to show this morning yesterday

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Speaker 4: and you were talking about pempals. I will tell you

939
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Speaker 4: about my mother in law. My mill short for mother

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Speaker 4: in law. Gwen lives here in Australia started writing to

941
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Speaker 4: Doreen from England when she was seven years of age.

942
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Speaker 4: This was a school initiative during the war. Anyway, they've

943
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Speaker 4: been writing, exchanging gifts, photos, and keeping up with each

944
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Speaker 4: other's lives for over seventy years. Seventy years now, yeah,

945
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Speaker 4: I normally they didn't last more than a couple of

946
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Speaker 4: months stood there, maybe a year, but seventy years. Never

947
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Speaker 4: met in person for Doreen. Okay, So Doreen is over

948
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Speaker 4: in England. Okay, she's the English counterpart of this. We've

949
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Speaker 4: got Gwen the mother in law here in Australia. Doreen's

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Speaker 4: eightieth a granddaughter got in touch with Michael McIntyre. Now

951
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Speaker 4: Michael's come over here on The Biggest Comedians. She's pro

952
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Speaker 4: probably the biggest biggest comedian in a Britain's Michael. He's

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Speaker 4: a brilliant stand up and told the story. It does

954
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Speaker 4: a Saturday night TV show, really really good one told

955
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Speaker 4: the story. Next thing is Gwen gets a phone call

956
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Speaker 4: asking if her and her husband would like to be

957
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Speaker 4: flowing over to England to be on his show as

958
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Speaker 4: a surprise for Doreen, who was going to be in

959
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Speaker 4: the audience. They paid them to come over and be

960
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Speaker 4: part of his big show. Her granddaughter kept it a

961
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Speaker 4: secret for everyone just said that they'd want some tickets

962
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Speaker 4: to go and watch the show. Doreen was randomly picked

963
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Speaker 4: out of the audience to play a game called Soap

964
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Speaker 4: or Nope, write that one down Jack with Nickless. People

965
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Speaker 4: were put on a covey belt and she had to

966
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Speaker 4: say her part of a soap proper soap or nope

967
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Speaker 4: pass us for TV entertainment in the UK came. When

968
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Speaker 4: it got to Gwen, she said yes, but then hesitated.

969
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Speaker 4: Michael walked her closer to the stage and then she

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Speaker 4: recognized her panpal of seventeen years, saying there were tears

971
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Speaker 4: from everyone in the audience that she got to stay

972
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Speaker 4: for ten days and they hung out together. Had an

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Speaker 4: amazing time actually hanging out together and get to know

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Speaker 4: each other in person. They still write letters now as

975
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Speaker 4: well as emails and of course lots on Facebook.

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Speaker 5: Lee, thanks for sharing that story.

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Speaker 2: Isn't that a yeah goose bunt yep.

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Speaker 4: She sent us a clip as well too, were the

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Speaker 4: TV bits, So I'll put that on our Facebook page

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Speaker 4: as well.

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Speaker 5: I saw it last night. You will shed t is

982
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Speaker 5: so moving.

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Speaker 4: You know when people they actually don't know what to

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Speaker 4: say where they're taking it in, They're just trying to

985
00:43:05,800 --> 00:43:08,120
Speaker 4: process it all like the apple little update pin will

986
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Speaker 4: going on.

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Speaker 5: But that's a lovely man.

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Speaker 1: Christ You O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Past of all love this a couple of years ago

990
00:43:13,560 --> 00:43:15,600
Speaker 4: and when my teenage sorts were a lot younger. They

991
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Speaker 4: must have been like sort of ten and eight. Me

992
00:43:19,000 --> 00:43:21,120
Speaker 4: and two other families we had a part share in

993
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:24,440
Speaker 4: this pony and they were pony mad. Every weekend I'd

994
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Speaker 4: be the pony dad. I'd have to go to these

995
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Speaker 4: really really really boring Jim Carner's like eight hours with

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Speaker 4: all these parents. I did not fit in with turn

997
00:43:32,960 --> 00:43:38,719
Speaker 4: up in range rovers and with horse boxes. Tough years

998
00:43:38,760 --> 00:43:40,799
Speaker 4: they were. You know, they thanked me one day, right,

999
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Speaker 4: I was a pony dad. Often I had actually have

1000
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Speaker 4: my own high vised jacket. I used to run the

1001
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Speaker 4: car parking with another dada at half six on Sunday

1002
00:43:49,600 --> 00:43:53,759
Speaker 4: morning with stinking hangovers directing the traveling. But anyway, they

1003
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Speaker 4: were pony mad with this pony. Now they started to

1004
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Speaker 4: get this pen pal and he was a little African

1005
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Speaker 4: lad and a very poor Africa village. And only was

1006
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Speaker 4: he there pen pal. I sponsored him as well, so

1007
00:44:03,280 --> 00:44:05,359
Speaker 4: he got money from us every month and he would

1008
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Speaker 4: write these lovely sweet letters about his life. And then

1009
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Speaker 4: his life compared to my two daughter's life with their pony,

1010
00:44:11,360 --> 00:44:12,360
Speaker 4: was very, very different.

1011
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Speaker 5: And so this went.

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Speaker 4: On for about six months and then I got I

1013
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Speaker 4: got a great gig to be the voiceover guy for

1014
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Speaker 4: the TV adverts for Macas in the UK for three years. Right,

1015
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Speaker 4: it's a three year deal and it was a great contract.

1016
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Speaker 4: And so to celebrate, said the kids, So I'm going

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00:44:26,640 --> 00:44:28,239
Speaker 4: to get next to special treat. Dad said some really

1018
00:44:28,280 --> 00:44:30,120
Speaker 4: good news and they were like, we'd like a news

1019
00:44:30,200 --> 00:44:33,600
Speaker 4: taddle for that pony. Now the think about a pony

1020
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Speaker 4: is the pony only cost me a couple of hunchred bucks.

1021
00:44:35,440 --> 00:44:39,279
Speaker 4: Anything to do with that pony so much money. At

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Speaker 4: one point I had to pay for a pony chiropractice

1023
00:44:41,680 --> 00:44:43,480
Speaker 4: to go and see it. And I think, come on,

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00:44:44,080 --> 00:44:47,600
Speaker 4: a pony a car approke, someone's wrong with I'll just

1025
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Speaker 4: take some tablets.

1026
00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:50,759
Speaker 5: But anyway, I got to buy this saddle. I don't

1027
00:44:50,760 --> 00:44:51,359
Speaker 5: want to tew much.

1028
00:44:51,360 --> 00:44:53,800
Speaker 4: It was right, of course, an absolute bomb because I

1029
00:44:53,800 --> 00:44:56,360
Speaker 4: said I'm getting it anyway. So it was this beautiful

1030
00:44:56,440 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 4: kind of cow hide, immaculate saddle. They put it on

1031
00:44:58,880 --> 00:45:01,120
Speaker 4: the pony and it's it's not good. You remember when

1032
00:45:01,160 --> 00:45:02,560
Speaker 4: you get leather shoes. They haven't got a lot of

1033
00:45:02,600 --> 00:45:05,160
Speaker 4: giving to beginning, not one in you imagine this is

1034
00:45:05,160 --> 00:45:07,719
Speaker 4: a brand new squeaking. It was a bit uncomfortable long

1035
00:45:07,760 --> 00:45:10,240
Speaker 4: time anyway, I said, wonder, what's happening.

1036
00:45:10,520 --> 00:45:12,920
Speaker 5: You haven't heard from Malawa? Where's the where's the letters

1037
00:45:12,920 --> 00:45:13,520
Speaker 5: on the benbell?

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00:45:13,560 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 14: Go?

1039
00:45:13,880 --> 00:45:16,399
Speaker 4: Oh, he hasn't written back for ages. I went, oh,

1040
00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:19,000
Speaker 4: you're just to write every month. What was the last

1041
00:45:19,120 --> 00:45:21,839
Speaker 4: time you wrote to him? And they said, oh, it's

1042
00:45:21,880 --> 00:45:23,560
Speaker 4: like two months ago. So what did you actually say

1043
00:45:23,560 --> 00:45:25,840
Speaker 4: in that one? They get this right, No, wonder that

1044
00:45:25,880 --> 00:45:27,480
Speaker 4: little lad in Africa hadn't written back.

1045
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,520
Speaker 5: He must have tore that up.

1046
00:45:29,160 --> 00:45:31,719
Speaker 4: They wrote to him saying, hey, Malawa, things have been

1047
00:45:31,760 --> 00:45:33,799
Speaker 4: pretty tough here. Our dad bought us a brand new

1048
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,400
Speaker 4: pony saddle and it's really uncomfortable.

1049
00:45:39,840 --> 00:45:42,359
Speaker 5: He must have read that and go on, guys, get

1050
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:46,680
Speaker 5: load of this. Read this. Wow, that's that's what he

1051
00:45:46,760 --> 00:45:51,600
Speaker 5: called first world problems the pony. So we never wrote back,

1052
00:45:51,600 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 5: we never heard from never again ended.

1053
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Speaker 4: I think the ps was plus my dad run out

1054
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Speaker 4: of virgin olive or the other day as well.

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Speaker 5: It's been quite tough quite off week.

1056
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Speaker 1: Hello Christian O'Connell Show.

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Speaker 4: Podcast from our Facebook page. Thank you very much everyone

1058
00:46:08,160 --> 00:46:09,920
Speaker 4: who leaves comments for us on our Facebook page. You

1059
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Speaker 4: do check them out. Matt James, he had a French

1060
00:46:13,200 --> 00:46:17,319
Speaker 4: pen pal. His parents owned a Champagne vineyard. Hell that

1061
00:46:17,480 --> 00:46:21,160
Speaker 4: is great in Riem, which is a beautiful part of France,

1062
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Speaker 4: southern France.

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Speaker 5: He didn't like football. We didn't get on. My parents

1064
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Speaker 5: were devastated when I broke up with him.

1065
00:46:27,840 --> 00:46:29,680
Speaker 4: You can imagine a mama down in the morga and

1066
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Speaker 4: keep it going week for the invite.

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Speaker 5: Let's us get the invite.

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Speaker 3: I'll write the letters.

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Speaker 4: I bet mom and dad were a devastated Matt. That's

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Speaker 4: very funny, right, let's go to the lines. Amy, Good morning,

1071
00:46:44,080 --> 00:46:47,399
Speaker 4: Hello Amy, Hello, hello mate, Welcome for the show.

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Speaker 5: So tell us about your pen pal.

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Speaker 14: I have one hundred and fifty pen pounds from America,

1074
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Speaker 14: UK and Ireland.

1075
00:46:54,880 --> 00:46:58,239
Speaker 5: What's that You're running a company one hundred and fifty employees.

1076
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:00,239
Speaker 5: How did you correspond with them?

1077
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Speaker 1: All?

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Speaker 14: I write letters to them. They come in like sparingly.

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Speaker 14: Obviously no one writes at the exactly the same time.

1080
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Speaker 14: But Christmas is usually the most expensive time for me

1081
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:12,400
Speaker 14: because Christmas cards to send overseas are really expensive, so

1082
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Speaker 14: it cost me about three hundred dollars plus to send Kricklin.

1083
00:47:16,320 --> 00:47:18,560
Speaker 4: That's amazing, Amy, So give us some of the highlights.

1084
00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:20,239
Speaker 4: Where are they dotted around the globe.

1085
00:47:20,960 --> 00:47:28,440
Speaker 14: So we've got some in Belfast, We've got some in London, Texas, California,

1086
00:47:28,880 --> 00:47:32,279
Speaker 14: I've got some in Las Vegas. I could pretty much

1087
00:47:32,320 --> 00:47:34,920
Speaker 14: stay in every single state in America with free of charge,

1088
00:47:34,920 --> 00:47:36,200
Speaker 14: and I've got accommodation everywhere.

1089
00:47:37,400 --> 00:47:39,680
Speaker 4: So do you know what's You obviously know what's going

1090
00:47:39,680 --> 00:47:41,000
Speaker 4: on in all their different lives as well.

1091
00:47:41,080 --> 00:47:42,759
Speaker 5: Must be really interesting. Yeah.

1092
00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:44,960
Speaker 14: Yeah, they're all kind of really stressed at the moment

1093
00:47:45,160 --> 00:47:48,040
Speaker 14: with the whole COVID nineteen thing, but we're kind of

1094
00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 14: keeping each other teared up. And I actually share a

1095
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:55,280
Speaker 14: birthday with one of them, so we call ourselves time twins, Maudie.

1096
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:57,520
Speaker 14: They're all in their fifties and that, and I'm only thirty.

1097
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Speaker 3: So, Amy, do you feel like you have a personal

1098
00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:01,840
Speaker 3: connection with all of them or do you get a

1099
00:48:01,880 --> 00:48:03,719
Speaker 3: letter for them? Sometimes they go all.

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Speaker 14: Right, Mary, connected to the more I know about their

1101
00:48:10,160 --> 00:48:12,680
Speaker 14: kids and their kids send me photos that they've drawn

1102
00:48:12,719 --> 00:48:17,160
Speaker 14: a kinder and and I get photos of their school photos.

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Speaker 14: I've got to hit a whole book full of.

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Speaker 5: A sort of extended family for you.

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Speaker 14: Yeah, I'm kind of like the weird Australian aunt present.

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Speaker 5: It's lovely, Amy, that's great.

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Speaker 4: Hey, Listen, sometimes if you ever get some interesting stories

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Speaker 4: or about that from them, send us some of the

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Speaker 4: highlights who call us up and read some of them anonymously.

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Speaker 14: Awesome.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I will surf all.

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Speaker 5: Right, Amy, Thank you very much for cool Thanks, folks.

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Speaker 4: I've just thought of another second one this week Adam

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Speaker 4: Sander movie Time Twins. Him and Kevin James have to

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Speaker 4: pretend to be time traveling twins. Oh far this week

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Speaker 4: with Adam Sander Movies. Cheryl, Good morning, Cheryl, Good morning?

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Speaker 4: All right, Cheryl, us about your pen pal.

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Speaker 13: Pen pal's in primary school and then when he lost

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Speaker 13: contact after a few years, met up again on Facebook

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Speaker 13: fifty years later, and we're both going through breast cancer.

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Speaker 5: Through you're in recovery, both of you. Yes, God, what

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00:49:16,560 --> 00:49:18,399
Speaker 5: a journey you've been on together.

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Speaker 13: All through the same treatments and yet happy ending at

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Speaker 13: the other end.

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Speaker 4: Well, I'm glad that you're both in recovery. That's amazing.

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Speaker 4: So remind me again. And so you became penpals in

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Speaker 4: primary school?

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Speaker 13: Yes, yes, we did. And then a couple of years later,

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Speaker 13: of course, you know, being teenagers, you'd lose contact and

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Speaker 13: when Facebook come around, I went, oh, my one, if

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Speaker 13: I could track it down, and managed to and we've

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Speaker 13: been friends at the tint.

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Speaker 4: That's a lovely story. And tell me this then, Cheryl,

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Speaker 4: where is she in the world? Where is your pen pal?

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00:49:49,480 --> 00:49:51,919
Speaker 13: She was in New York when we were children, and

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Speaker 13: she now lives in North Carolina.

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Speaker 5: Wow, that's incredible.

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Speaker 4: I think that's an amazing story there, Cheryl, thank you

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00:49:57,600 --> 00:49:58,920
Speaker 4: very much for sharing it with us. I'm glad you

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Speaker 4: recovery as well. Friends as well.

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Speaker 5: Thank you all right, have a good day. Thank you

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Speaker 5: for calling. Simon. Good morning, good morning.

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Speaker 7: There are you going?

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Speaker 5: Yeah, we're good, Simon, tell us yourate your pen pal?

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Speaker 11: Oh yeah, my.

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Speaker 16: Best mate thought it'd be really funny put my name

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Speaker 16: in smash Its magazine in the early eighties and I

1148
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Speaker 16: ended up with four and a half thousand replies.

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00:50:18,440 --> 00:50:22,719
Speaker 4: Now smash It had it was a weekly music magazine, brilliant,

1150
00:50:22,840 --> 00:50:26,120
Speaker 4: really smart, funny music magazine for teenagers and it got

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Speaker 4: it had millions of buyers every week.

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Speaker 5: It was huge.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, there was the pempal section, so they took out

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Speaker 4: a little spot classified advert for you looking for lonely

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Speaker 4: looking for pen pals.

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Speaker 11: That's right.

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Speaker 3: So did you ever ride back to the four thousand

1158
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Speaker 3: they came in?

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Speaker 14: Not all of them.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 16: I did make some nice friends out of it, and

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Speaker 16: I still keep in touch with one or two. The

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Speaker 16: postman really hated me at the end of the two

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Speaker 16: week period.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, logan all that up your driveway to give

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Speaker 4: you those all right, simon, thank you very much.

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Speaker 5: Have a good day, mate.

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Speaker 4: I'm thinking, why don't you and I ask our lovely

1169
00:51:01,200 --> 00:51:03,960
Speaker 4: listeners would they like a pen pal from a pen

1170
00:51:04,040 --> 00:51:06,759
Speaker 4: pound relationship with Jack, with me and Patsy, each of

1171
00:51:06,840 --> 00:51:08,919
Speaker 4: us will be assigned a pen Poald have to write

1172
00:51:10,880 --> 00:51:12,480
Speaker 4: when was the last time we write a handwritten letter?

1173
00:51:12,560 --> 00:51:14,920
Speaker 4: It takes ages, actually physically.

1174
00:51:14,520 --> 00:51:17,040
Speaker 5: Hurts your hands. You just used using your thumbs these days.

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Speaker 4: If you'd like to be if you're listening around the world,

1176
00:51:18,800 --> 00:51:19,960
Speaker 4: I know we have a lot of listeners all over

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Speaker 4: the world listened to the show and the podcast now

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00:51:21,800 --> 00:51:24,319
Speaker 4: and you'd like to be a pen pal. We'll each

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00:51:24,320 --> 00:51:25,560
Speaker 4: get one of you, and we have to do it

1180
00:51:25,600 --> 00:51:27,279
Speaker 4: for twelve months. You've got to stick to it to

1181
00:51:27,320 --> 00:51:28,920
Speaker 4: at least twelve months. Once a month, you've got to

1182
00:51:28,920 --> 00:51:29,480
Speaker 4: write them letter.

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Speaker 5: Okay, all right?

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Speaker 4: Email me Christian at Christian o'connellshow dot com dot au, The.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: I've met this morning.

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Speaker 4: There's a big spike from Google for condiment searchers. Jack

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Speaker 4: and I have been browsing, going scrolling. Now all the

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Speaker 4: various condiments you can have on the table. Today's condiment movies.

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Speaker 5: You got some goodies.

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Speaker 3: I've had fun with this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, me too. All right, condoment movies. You'd like a

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Speaker 5: condiment pass?

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Speaker 2: I do like a condiment like a marmalade.

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00:52:01,480 --> 00:52:05,880
Speaker 4: Oh, the nice tang of an orange marmalade. Yes, yes, okay,

1196
00:52:06,120 --> 00:52:13,080
Speaker 4: condiment movies. Mustard powers, Come on, Mustard powers.

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Speaker 3: Silver.

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Speaker 4: This is a gold get ready, get that gold medal

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Speaker 4: out now, ready to hand shining it. Zat zek driver,

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00:52:22,280 --> 00:52:26,319
Speaker 4: zat zeki driver the Greek dipsa's zeke for taxi driver. Yes,

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00:52:26,520 --> 00:52:28,800
Speaker 4: zat zeki driver culture.

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00:52:28,960 --> 00:52:30,200
Speaker 5: I know it's a stranger here.

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00:52:30,520 --> 00:52:32,640
Speaker 3: Only because I've already shined it up. You can have the.

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00:52:32,600 --> 00:52:37,799
Speaker 4: Gold, the forty year old Extra Virgion Silver plus. Thank you,

1205
00:52:38,680 --> 00:52:40,240
Speaker 4: Chili Wonka and the cheese factory.

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00:52:40,640 --> 00:52:41,800
Speaker 3: See that's funny.

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00:52:41,880 --> 00:52:47,279
Speaker 4: Yeah, zat Zeki drivers were smart. Bride of Chutney, that's gold.

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00:52:47,320 --> 00:52:50,960
Speaker 4: Horror movie Bride of Chutney. Mayo Brother, Where art thou

1209
00:52:51,320 --> 00:52:52,280
Speaker 4: Mayo Brother?

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00:52:52,320 --> 00:52:52,960
Speaker 5: Where art thou?

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Speaker 3: Plus?

1212
00:52:53,600 --> 00:52:54,799
Speaker 5: Yeah? Jack, what have you got?

1213
00:52:55,800 --> 00:53:03,320
Speaker 3: You've got Mayo better? Ten things they hate about you?

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00:53:03,960 --> 00:53:05,920
Speaker 5: Oh, that's very good, and a little bit of culture there.

1215
00:53:05,960 --> 00:53:08,320
Speaker 5: French source, very good, Gold plus.

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00:53:09,000 --> 00:53:10,880
Speaker 3: I spit on your gravy.

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00:53:10,480 --> 00:53:12,960
Speaker 4: Gold plus great. They're a gravy one in there. That's

1218
00:53:12,960 --> 00:53:13,640
Speaker 4: a good one.

1219
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,440
Speaker 3: And Chutney Chutney bang bang.

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00:53:15,360 --> 00:53:18,080
Speaker 5: Oh, very good number gold, I reckon you all golds there.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 4: Rio young Gum producer on the show is a showing

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00:53:24,360 --> 00:53:27,800
Speaker 4: Jack and I a kind of line of the huge

1224
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:32,520
Speaker 4: spike in Google searches in Australia seven minutes ago at

1225
00:53:32,560 --> 00:53:35,960
Speaker 4: eight thirty six when we said today's time waster was

1226
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Speaker 4: condoment movies.

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Speaker 3: It's amazing Google trends. You can see how many people

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Speaker 3: are entering that search into Google.

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00:53:42,360 --> 00:53:44,520
Speaker 4: There was a huge button also region by region, Which

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Speaker 4: states which answer them are here in Victoria, but also

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00:53:48,480 --> 00:53:50,959
Speaker 4: in Queensland who was listening and doing it as well.

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Speaker 4: The fun we can have with this now we just

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Speaker 4: get a random word and get people to type it

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Speaker 4: into Google and to see what happens to Google's metrics.

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Speaker 5: All about condiments today is condiment movies.

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00:54:08,160 --> 00:54:10,839
Speaker 4: Sometimes even an average meal, you pour enough sauce on,

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00:54:10,880 --> 00:54:13,759
Speaker 4: it can be right, Just pour it on, stir it.

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00:54:13,680 --> 00:54:18,880
Speaker 5: In, all right, mister hollandais is open?

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00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:19,960
Speaker 3: Gold?

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00:54:20,480 --> 00:54:21,680
Speaker 5: Kate, that's very good.

1241
00:54:21,960 --> 00:54:26,640
Speaker 3: The relish father silver, that's a bronze.

1242
00:54:27,920 --> 00:54:30,480
Speaker 5: You marked it down? You mean, man, what does it hurt?

1243
00:54:30,480 --> 00:54:30,520
Speaker 9: You?

1244
00:54:32,320 --> 00:54:32,640
Speaker 5: Exist?

1245
00:54:32,719 --> 00:54:37,080
Speaker 3: Before I think about it? It's just and kremball. Try

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Speaker 3: again tomorrow.

1247
00:54:37,920 --> 00:54:41,240
Speaker 4: The horse Radish whisperer, Now that is smart, horse Radish,

1248
00:54:41,280 --> 00:54:42,799
Speaker 4: revolting kind of mustardy thing.

1249
00:54:42,920 --> 00:54:44,839
Speaker 3: Silver, that's a gold one.

1250
00:54:44,880 --> 00:54:48,520
Speaker 5: Then the horse Radish whisperer. No, you be told, men

1251
00:54:48,560 --> 00:54:53,240
Speaker 5: who stare up for sabby silver, stupid ferrist builders.

1252
00:54:52,960 --> 00:54:58,359
Speaker 4: Mayo off silver plus Jason, No, that's not very good.

1253
00:54:58,840 --> 00:55:01,600
Speaker 5: Bruce l vegamity, brucel vegamity.

1254
00:55:01,120 --> 00:55:05,520
Speaker 4: Silver plus what Okate in Brunswick dejon in sixty.

1255
00:55:05,200 --> 00:55:07,680
Speaker 5: Seconds gold, that's very very good.

1256
00:55:08,560 --> 00:55:11,799
Speaker 4: Marty Wilson, Sandhurst and Sandhurst, well done. I know what

1257
00:55:11,840 --> 00:55:19,840
Speaker 4: you did last Hummers Silver, Uh, the talented mister Dipley

1258
00:55:19,880 --> 00:55:22,839
Speaker 4: gold plus very good, Mickey Boy out and Geelong. Nice work,

1259
00:55:22,880 --> 00:55:28,040
Speaker 4: My cousin Vinegar gold Mark in Parkdale, well done, The

1260
00:55:28,080 --> 00:55:33,080
Speaker 4: Curious Case of Benjamin Butter Gold and Andy Mount, Martha

1261
00:55:33,080 --> 00:55:36,439
Speaker 4: Worldham condimant Air.

1262
00:55:37,280 --> 00:55:40,120
Speaker 3: Oh a great movie. Yeah, Silver plus.

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00:55:39,880 --> 00:55:45,120
Speaker 4: Amanda Rosebud Tabasco and Cash Silver plus. Dude, where's my

1264
00:55:45,360 --> 00:55:48,560
Speaker 4: cardermon Cardamoon's carman again?

1265
00:55:48,640 --> 00:55:50,520
Speaker 5: It's a herb a spice, sorry's a spice.

1266
00:55:50,600 --> 00:55:51,200
Speaker 3: Ah Silver.

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00:55:51,320 --> 00:55:52,880
Speaker 5: You might put it in some porridge in the morning,

1268
00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:53,200
Speaker 5: why not?

1269
00:55:53,840 --> 00:55:59,239
Speaker 4: Yes, Hot Sauce, time Machine, Silver Inglorious Mustards. That's the

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00:55:59,320 --> 00:56:03,000
Speaker 4: mustard while the God much better than mine. Vince very good.

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00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:07,920
Speaker 4: That's really good in glorys Mustard's Sartine night Fever.

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00:56:08,360 --> 00:56:13,560
Speaker 5: Oh, that's very smart. Jay, And you're right there, Yoda. Ah,

1273
00:56:13,680 --> 00:56:14,640
Speaker 5: you hit Patchy then.

1274
00:56:16,920 --> 00:56:20,239
Speaker 4: Holland Days, just going through the change, Holland Days of

1275
00:56:21,239 --> 00:56:27,080
Speaker 4: Holland Days of Thunder Silver, Mike and Geelong Driving Miss Gravy.

1276
00:56:26,880 --> 00:56:33,360
Speaker 3: Silver, Pas Silk Fiction Silver, catch up if you can Gold.

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00:56:33,480 --> 00:56:36,480
Speaker 4: That's very Funny Willie Wonka and the Chipotlo Factory.

1278
00:56:36,520 --> 00:56:36,800
Speaker 3: Gold.

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00:56:37,600 --> 00:56:38,560
Speaker 5: Well done everyone.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show Podcast.

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Speaker 5: It's the end of the show.

1282
00:56:43,800 --> 00:56:49,200
Speaker 4: There we go, Okay, tomorrow, it's Friday.

1283
00:56:49,200 --> 00:56:51,000
Speaker 5: I just wonder it's Friday so quick.

1284
00:56:51,040 --> 00:56:54,440
Speaker 4: It's a different kind of feeling about Friday. For the

1285
00:56:54,480 --> 00:56:56,200
Speaker 4: last sort of two months have been in lockdown.

1286
00:56:56,239 --> 00:56:57,000
Speaker 3: Men.

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00:56:57,120 --> 00:57:00,560
Speaker 4: Really it's meant another day, isn't It's Friday? He goes

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00:57:00,600 --> 00:57:04,200
Speaker 4: back to a kind of Friday tomorrow because we're all

1289
00:57:04,200 --> 00:57:06,080
Speaker 4: were doing something different this weekend that we haven't been

1290
00:57:06,120 --> 00:57:08,399
Speaker 4: able to do over the last couple of weeks. All right,

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00:57:08,440 --> 00:57:11,880
Speaker 4: So to be continued on tomorrow's show, We're going to

1292
00:57:11,960 --> 00:57:15,200
Speaker 4: send out our mug to Paradise today to make in Paradise.

1293
00:57:15,440 --> 00:57:17,040
Speaker 4: He might not get it for four or five weeks,

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00:57:17,040 --> 00:57:20,360
Speaker 4: but we are sending out from Richmond to Paradise today.

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00:57:20,520 --> 00:57:22,120
Speaker 4: I just love the fact there is actually a place

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00:57:22,160 --> 00:57:25,320
Speaker 4: called Paradise that is beautiful. Also, looking for your pen

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Speaker 4: Pal stories and if you do want to be at

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00:57:27,240 --> 00:57:29,960
Speaker 4: pen Pal with me, Chack and Pats, email me Christian

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00:57:30,080 --> 00:57:33,600
Speaker 4: at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au and also Nightmare

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Speaker 4: addresses Tom on the show. We might do nightmare phone

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Speaker 4: numbers as well. If you've got a digit difference from

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00:57:38,200 --> 00:57:40,520
Speaker 4: a different from a business as well, let me know.

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00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,240
Speaker 5: You can email me.

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00:57:41,400 --> 00:57:43,680
Speaker 4: Thank you very much for listening. Title today's show is

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00:57:44,080 --> 00:57:45,400
Speaker 4: the Brown Conundrum.

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Speaker 5: Take care.

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Speaker 1: We speak to tomorrow he Christian O'Connell Show podcast