Speaker 1: Laura and come on.
Speaker 2: Hi, bye bye.
Speaker 1: It's the pickup. It's Brittany jumping in first for once,
Speaker 1: because I'm always left a last.
Speaker 3: It's true, you do you do wait your time, don't
Speaker 3: you wait? I can't get it a wording edge wise
Speaker 3: with you to Mitch and Laura, it's mostly Mitch. I
Speaker 3: blame her.
Speaker 4: It's my job to set the scene. I'm the anchor
Speaker 4: of the show. So the Titanic gets I don't want to.
Speaker 3: We know how well that went, don't we? Are you
Speaker 3: referring to yourself as a Titanic that went?
Speaker 1: Now, guys, this is very unrelated, but it's something that
Speaker 1: I have a lot of feelings about tell Us. So
Speaker 1: I have just discovered it's a parenting thing. My daughter,
Speaker 1: Mully May, she's five. She's really into this thing called
Speaker 1: an l O L doll. Yeah lo O L Right,
Speaker 1: it says loll and then it says omg underneath.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she's got a few of them.
Speaker 1: The other day she was sitting at the kitchen table
Speaker 1: and she was taking off its little jacket and stuff.
Speaker 1: The doll is wearing lingerie blue row yellow g string.
Speaker 1: And now I'm having to go through all her toys
Speaker 1: and find out what things are and aren't age appropriate
Speaker 1: for a five year old. Doll's yellow string look at it,
Speaker 1: but is a G string classified as lingerie is.
Speaker 3: Also a staple.
Speaker 1: It is a staple, and I do wear G strings,
Speaker 1: but the G strings like really high.
Speaker 2: It's not okay. This is a woman of the Nights.
Speaker 2: She's a night walker. My google lool doll. That thing
Speaker 2: has a she looks good.
Speaker 3: This isn't a yellow No, that's an old doll.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but this isn't what you when you said a
Speaker 1: yellow G string, I was like, oh, not too bad.
Speaker 3: This doll is. It's like a BDSM doll.
Speaker 1: It has fish nets, knee high boots on and a
Speaker 1: high waisted under Like that is too sexy.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know. I bought this for my daughter. She's
Speaker 3: been playing with them four months. Well that's on you, Laura,
Speaker 3: that's whyfe for bookwek oh my god, look at this
Speaker 3: elol doll.
Speaker 4: What oh my goodness me you wanted to go with
Speaker 4: coyote Ugly for book week?
Speaker 2: All right? Next on the show, we have a pickup
Speaker 2: put down.
Speaker 4: All the big stories of the day and the last
Speaker 4: twenty four hours Britain. Laura you need to tell me
Speaker 4: whether or not we pick him up or we put
Speaker 4: him down. We got some big topics today, including James Bond.
Speaker 3: Pick up.
Speaker 2: Let's just say his pick me up.
Speaker 3: I don't think matter which one it is.
Speaker 4: Well, he might be picking either of you up. He
Speaker 4: will be picking me up after today's news. Oh James
Speaker 4: Bond has not not on the team. We thought he
Speaker 4: was put it that way?
Speaker 2: Which one I'll next day? There on the pickup. We
Speaker 2: do this every Wednesday. Everyone pick up.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have collated the biggest news stories of the
Speaker 4: last twenty four hours from every leading newspaper and publication
Speaker 4: on Earth.
Speaker 2: How big they have a readership of anywhere from a
Speaker 2: million to.
Speaker 3: Three The scope.
Speaker 2: Is broad, probably two b I bring them to you
Speaker 2: girls Britain.
Speaker 4: Laura, you decide do we pick it up, carry on
Speaker 4: the conversation or do we put it down?
Speaker 2: Never speak on it again.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you've been drip feeding something that I really
Speaker 1: need the answer to you about James Bond.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's coming out very soon. Wink wink. All right,
Speaker 2: pick up, put down?
Speaker 4: Reserving public park benches, pick up or put down?
Speaker 3: Put it down? Put it down? But I need context.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay social media use.
Speaker 4: It taped a four piece of paper that he printed
Speaker 4: at home that said reserved for the thirty first of
Speaker 4: the eighth from one pm. He then sticky taped it
Speaker 4: to a public table at a park, and the Internet
Speaker 4: obviously is saying, no.
Speaker 3: You can't do that.
Speaker 1: If you don't want to pay for a venue higher,
Speaker 1: you can't go sticking a reserve sign on a park bench.
Speaker 1: You have to get there in advance and make sure
Speaker 1: you can sit your booty on it.
Speaker 3: To deserve it.
Speaker 1: This is a big thing though, when it comes to
Speaker 1: like kids' birthday parties, because a lot of people had
Speaker 1: their kids' birthday parties at like local parks and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I was down visiting my mom and we took
Speaker 1: the kids to a park and somebody had glad wrapped
Speaker 1: an entire like little Deembo. They'd wrapped all the way
Speaker 1: around this gazebo because they were reserving it. Maybe it
Speaker 1: was a crime scene, No, it looks like that, but no,
Speaker 1: I think they just had an eleven am birthday party
Speaker 1: and the kids were getting down there all be late.
Speaker 4: He might be a witness, then the police might be
Speaker 4: put down. James Bond today coming out as gay.
Speaker 3: Why, I mean, obviously pick it up.
Speaker 1: But James Bond, who one of the characters, the actual
Speaker 1: character in the movie, is going to be gay or
Speaker 1: one of the actors has come out as gay.
Speaker 2: Daniel Craig is gay. Daniel Craig is gay, No, it's not.
Speaker 4: Daniel Craig, who played James Bond, right, was doing press
Speaker 4: for a new film he was in.
Speaker 2: But of course the press were like, well, we want
Speaker 2: to ask about James Bond.
Speaker 4: So out of nowhere they asked Daniel Craig and the director,
Speaker 4: is it possible that James Bond could ever be gay?
Speaker 2: This is what he said. The Internet's loving this right now.
Speaker 3: Do you think there could be a gay James Bond.
Speaker 2: Daniel Craig shakes his head.
Speaker 5: Guys, let's be adult in the room for a second.
Speaker 5: There is no way around the fuck that nobody would
Speaker 5: ever know James Bond desires period. Having said that, the
Speaker 5: important thing is that he does his missions properly.
Speaker 4: Having said that, he said, Darling, I adore you, and
Speaker 4: he rubs the nape of Daniel Craig's neck.
Speaker 3: I don't know if he'd be gay, he'd be bisexual
Speaker 3: with anyone.
Speaker 2: Or anything that was hot enough Jamess Bye.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just think he would do what needs to
Speaker 1: be done to get mission done. I think that really
Speaker 1: is a pendulum that swings all.
Speaker 4: Right, picking up putting down the last one today, girls,
Speaker 4: this is a pretty light one to went on a
Speaker 4: pickup put down committing fraud.
Speaker 3: Legally we should say put it down.
Speaker 1: But I think, as we established last week, I've committed
Speaker 1: fraud and you know, very sorry for it.
Speaker 2: I think he.
Speaker 3: Probably should put some contact in it.
Speaker 1: Okay, I've broke into my ex boyfriend's house and I,
Speaker 1: you know, slowly signature and I went on a lovely
Speaker 1: holiday without him.
Speaker 3: It wasn't that bad.
Speaker 4: No, no, no, you might like this, Laura, because a trend
Speaker 4: is emerging from the United States. People are discovering there's
Speaker 4: a hack that allows you to get free money. Essentially
Speaker 4: wherein you write a physical check, say for one hundred
Speaker 4: thousand dollars, You then run to the bank, you deposit it,
Speaker 4: and before the bank have time to clear it, there
Speaker 4: is a brief window of two to three minutes where
Speaker 4: that money is available in your account before it's legally cleared.
Speaker 4: So you run to an ATM between it being deposited
Speaker 4: and being cleared, and you take that money out and
Speaker 4: people are revealing, oh my god, free money.
Speaker 3: It's like hack, it's back.
Speaker 2: It's fraud.
Speaker 3: That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1: And people are going to go to prison. Don't listen
Speaker 1: to everything that you see on TikTok, is.
Speaker 3: What I have to say. People are dumb.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but it is a hack.
Speaker 3: Though it's not a hack because you go to prison,
Speaker 3: they can see what you have done.
Speaker 4: But I could argue it in a court of war
Speaker 4: that it is a fault in the system of the bank.
Speaker 1: No, I don't think that will find you intentionally deceived
Speaker 1: the bank to take money out.
Speaker 3: Mitch, don't try that at home.
Speaker 2: I need a good lawyer.
Speaker 1: Then, all right, Well, coming up, I want to talk
Speaker 1: to you about why Laura's my friendship has ended. That's
Speaker 1: not true, Laura, Laura tried. Don't dispute this, Laura, Laura
Speaker 1: tried to kill me on the weekend. I will if
Speaker 1: you keep this up.
Speaker 4: James Bond Gay and the Life un Cut girls falling
Speaker 4: out of the same day.
Speaker 1: Life un Cut is over that headline, but our friendship's
Speaker 1: over the business.
Speaker 3: I still need that I got bills to pay. But
Speaker 3: the friendship, Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, cart wait that's next tomorrow.
Speaker 4: They might not be a pickup because the girls are
Speaker 4: fighting Laura and attention in the room.
Speaker 3: Yes, the relationship's over. We're not fighting. It's gone down
Speaker 3: the gurgler. Something did happen? It made me question Brittany,
Speaker 3: Laura is Brittany.
Speaker 2: Let me ask you, this is the host of this
Speaker 2: sixty minutes so moment. How long have you been friends
Speaker 2: with Laura Burn?
Speaker 1: Five point five years? We have been the best of
Speaker 1: friends for five point five years, and we see each
Speaker 1: other every day. Something that comes up every so often
Speaker 1: is just how dramatic Britney actually is.
Speaker 3: Might be something that you don't know about her. So
Speaker 3: now she's gaslighting me. Laura tried to kill me on
Speaker 3: the weekend. She tried. You know what happened. I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna I'm just gonna call Spader Spade. We were out
Speaker 3: for dinner, having a lovely time, enjoying each other's company.
Speaker 2: Open court.
Speaker 4: You guys just kind of frized his best friends.
Speaker 1: I never thought I would say this sentence.
Speaker 3: Laura glassed me. Oh my, Laura glassed me.
Speaker 1: She smashed a glass that cut me to the point
Speaker 1: I was bleeding, And then how much blood, brit but
Speaker 1: so much that it was flowing that the kitchen stuff
Speaker 1: had to come out and with band aids and bandages
Speaker 1: and stuff to stop the flow of blood because it.
Speaker 3: Was going all over my clothes.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 3: Okay, so we were at dinner.
Speaker 1: Firstly, it more was ironic because we were at dinner together,
Speaker 1: having a lovely time, enjoying each other's company, and Brittany
Speaker 1: was waving her arms around like an insane person, as
Speaker 1: she does when she speaks. So as she was speaking,
Speaker 1: she flung her arm back and smacked it straight into
Speaker 1: the belly of the poor waitress that was walking carrying
Speaker 1: some plates of food. It was a big story. It
Speaker 1: was a big story. And this port winded she was
Speaker 1: hunched over, almost almost through the dublings onto the ground.
Speaker 1: So of course I gave brittle bit of stick about that.
Speaker 1: I thought that was very funny. I'll take over from here,
Speaker 1: so then hold on, hold it up, britt So then
Speaker 1: I was also talking with my hands. Very shortly after,
Speaker 1: and as karma would have it, I knocked my glass
Speaker 1: over and in a bid to try and catch my glass,
Speaker 1: I punched BRIT's glass.
Speaker 3: And it exploded all over her. So what happened was
Speaker 3: Laura is giving it to me.
Speaker 1: For almost almost smashing this glass, almost like knocking over plates. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and all of a sudden, now I've punched a waitress
Speaker 1: in the stomach. Into Laura's story if you listened to
Speaker 1: Laura's version, but the glass Laura's.
Speaker 3: Knocked his glasses over that have like you couldn't write this.
Speaker 1: The glass smashed, ricocheted, bounced up my blazer sleeve.
Speaker 3: So all this glass has gone up my sleeve. And
Speaker 3: then of course it.
Speaker 1: Was trapped and there was friction and I was panicking
Speaker 1: trying to get her off, and as I was panicking,
Speaker 1: the glass shards but like going up and down my
Speaker 1: arms and they sliced my arms open. I have not
Speaker 1: heard the end of this. It happened a couple of
Speaker 1: nights ago, and the end it's been carrying on, like
Speaker 1: absolutely carrying on. It was like you know, if you
Speaker 1: have diabetes and you have to go and do a
Speaker 1: prick test the end of your finger, or like a
Speaker 1: blood test, a little prick test. At the end, she
Speaker 1: was basically squeezing the blood out of it to try
Speaker 1: and prove that there was blood on her anyway, So
Speaker 1: that's where we're at.
Speaker 3: She got one single band aid and has not gotten
Speaker 3: off it for the last four days. All I want
Speaker 3: is an apology.
Speaker 1: Really, Brittany, I'm so sorry that I glassed you. I
Speaker 1: really hope that we can remain being best friends.
Speaker 3: And there was admit there was the admittle. She just
Speaker 3: admitted it. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: I did you get what you wanted?
Speaker 3: Can we move now to the court of the pickup page.
Speaker 4: The waitress that Brick wounded joins us. Now, Amanda, how
Speaker 4: are you welcome.
Speaker 2: To the show?
Speaker 4: She can't, of course speak, because she's just washed all
Speaker 4: vocal skills.
Speaker 3: She just doesn't care enough to speak. It's nice to
Speaker 3: hear from you again.
Speaker 2: She's there, she's crying because she's wounded.
Speaker 1: Well, Mitch, yesterday you were claiming that you could walk
Speaker 1: into any cafe.
Speaker 2: Are you just coming for all of us? Listen to
Speaker 2: Britta today? Hey, Laura, glass me mit your fat we'll
Speaker 2: talk about it.
Speaker 1: Mate. You said you could walk into any cafe that
Speaker 1: you wanted and throw away the Hey just the usual please,
Speaker 1: and you reckon you could nail it, so we made
Speaker 1: you do it.
Speaker 4: Guys, this is so awkward. Yes, I went to a
Speaker 4: cafe and just presumed that they knew who I was.
Speaker 1: I don't understand why, neither know why Laura you made
Speaker 1: me do it?
Speaker 2: Give me a glass.
Speaker 4: We need to give you an update on the discussion
Speaker 4: we were having yesterday. So I brought to the table
Speaker 4: the idea that one of you two girls, Brittle Laura,
Speaker 4: should walk into a local cafe and proudly ask for
Speaker 4: the usual. Walk in as if they know who you are,
Speaker 4: and say, give me the usual. But it's a cafe
Speaker 4: you've never been to before, Mitch.
Speaker 3: Why The question is why did you want us to
Speaker 3: do this? And where did this? I do you even
Speaker 3: come from? It's radio, Laura, there's no why, we just
Speaker 3: do it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I think it came from TikTok, which is pretty much
Speaker 3: where all your good ideas come from.
Speaker 2: Come from.
Speaker 3: TikTok?
Speaker 2: What day is it?
Speaker 3: Who am I?
Speaker 2: What shows this?
Speaker 1: The thing is I can't do these. This is one
Speaker 1: thing about radio most you know how the people do
Speaker 1: like pranks and like tricks someone. It makes me so
Speaker 1: viscerally uncomfortable to try and prank someone, which meant that
Speaker 1: you had to do it, Mitch, and he was so confident.
Speaker 4: I went to a cafe that didn't know me, and
Speaker 4: I walked in with confidence, and I asked for my usual.
Speaker 2: Do you want to hear how it went?
Speaker 3: I'm so embarrassed. I feel awkward already, but.
Speaker 2: Yes, here we go.
Speaker 4: Now, just so you know, I tried to go in
Speaker 4: hot with confidence. Here it is, Hey, how are you good.
Speaker 2: To see you? Yeah? How have you been?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Good? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Good, thank you good. I'll just get my regular please
Speaker 4: what I normally get.
Speaker 3: I'm sorry so many people.
Speaker 2: Oh that's all right, you don't know my coffee. I'm oh,
Speaker 2: I come every day.
Speaker 3: She was not new there. I already feel awkward. Of
Speaker 3: course you feel awkward.
Speaker 1: But she actually handled that really well like she She
Speaker 1: didn't really hesitate.
Speaker 3: She was like, man, there's a lot of people here.
Speaker 3: You're not special. How long do you reckon? She's been
Speaker 3: working there.
Speaker 2: For I asked her, do you want to hear?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Here we go? This is the follow on. Nice to
Speaker 2: meet you.
Speaker 3: What's your name?
Speaker 2: Robert? Robert? Yeah, with an R. Okay, I'll get my usual.
Speaker 4: So my usual is a strong oat, flat white.
Speaker 2: Yeah, oh, you.
Speaker 4: Don't have to try and remember it's okay, Oh, it's
Speaker 4: all right.
Speaker 2: How long have you worked here? A couple of weeks? Okay, yeah, okay,
Speaker 2: well now you know me.
Speaker 1: One and a half months is not that new if
Speaker 1: you're going to a cafe every day.
Speaker 3: But fair that she didn't know who you are because
Speaker 3: you've never been there.
Speaker 1: Also, the poor thing she's going to write that down
Speaker 1: and wait for you to come back. You're never coming back.
Speaker 2: That's the bad part.
Speaker 3: No, can you go back tomorrow and just see if
Speaker 3: she remembers? Yeah, follow up, follow.
Speaker 2: Up, because she thinks my name is Robert.
Speaker 1: That's okay, go and commit. You need to go and
Speaker 1: see if she's remembered. Put it to her test. Wait too,
Speaker 1: maybe next week, let's do it next week. It's more
Speaker 1: upsetting for you that she had no idea who you are.
Speaker 2: I know, that's a real coffee that knew.
Speaker 1: He's got a pseudonym so that people don't know who
Speaker 1: he is.
Speaker 4: All right. See, I'm dedicated to the show girls. That's
Speaker 4: what dedication to the cause sounds like.
Speaker 1: No doing preparation and actually, you know, reading the articles
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Its dedication to the show. But I'm glad you did
Speaker 3: that though.
Speaker 2: I know what you noticed, Laura, that that wasn't my
Speaker 2: normal coffee. No, that was for our producer.
Speaker 3: Oh you're a good man. That wasn't your orders, my
Speaker 3: order because I got it for the team. Anyway, guys,
Speaker 3: we've got to go for the day.
Speaker 4: I was going to go home and give her kids
Speaker 4: more naked dolls. If you missed that part of the show,
Speaker 4: you want to hear it. Laura is indoctrinating her kids
Speaker 4: step by step into what Mitch into what Knighthood well?
Speaker 2: And what are up next? To drive you Home?
Speaker 3: Podcast The Show by Brittany Bye Mitchell, Bye guys,