WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Can Mitch convince a random cafe he's a regular? ☕️

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<v Speaker 1>Laura and come on.

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<v Speaker 2>Hi, bye bye.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the pickup. It's Brittany jumping in first for once,

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<v Speaker 1>because I'm always left a last.

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<v Speaker 3>It's true, you do you do wait your time, don't

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<v Speaker 3>you wait? I can't get it a wording edge wise

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<v Speaker 3>with you to Mitch and Laura, it's mostly Mitch. I

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<v Speaker 3>blame her.

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<v Speaker 4>It's my job to set the scene. I'm the anchor

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<v Speaker 4>of the show. So the Titanic gets I don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>We know how well that went, don't we? Are you

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<v Speaker 3>referring to yourself as a Titanic that went?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, guys, this is very unrelated, but it's something that

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<v Speaker 1>I have a lot of feelings about tell Us. So

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<v Speaker 1>I have just discovered it's a parenting thing. My daughter,

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<v Speaker 1>Mully May, she's five. She's really into this thing called

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<v Speaker 1>an l O L doll. Yeah lo O L Right,

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<v Speaker 1>it says loll and then it says omg underneath.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, she's got a few of them.

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<v Speaker 1>The other day she was sitting at the kitchen table

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<v Speaker 1>and she was taking off its little jacket and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>The doll is wearing lingerie blue row yellow g string.

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<v Speaker 1>And now I'm having to go through all her toys

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<v Speaker 1>and find out what things are and aren't age appropriate

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<v Speaker 1>for a five year old. Doll's yellow string look at it,

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<v Speaker 1>but is a G string classified as lingerie is.

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<v Speaker 3>Also a staple.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a staple, and I do wear G strings,

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<v Speaker 1>but the G strings like really high.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not okay. This is a woman of the Nights.

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<v Speaker 2>She's a night walker. My google lool doll. That thing

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<v Speaker 2>has a she looks good.

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<v Speaker 3>This isn't a yellow No, that's an old doll.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but this isn't what you when you said a

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<v Speaker 1>yellow G string, I was like, oh, not too bad.

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<v Speaker 3>This doll is. It's like a BDSM doll.

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<v Speaker 1>It has fish nets, knee high boots on and a

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<v Speaker 1>high waisted under Like that is too sexy.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I know. I bought this for my daughter. She's

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<v Speaker 3>been playing with them four months. Well that's on you, Laura,

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<v Speaker 3>that's whyfe for bookwek oh my god, look at this

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<v Speaker 3>elol doll.

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<v Speaker 4>What oh my goodness me you wanted to go with

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<v Speaker 4>coyote Ugly for book week?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? Next on the show, we have a pickup

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<v Speaker 2>put down.

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<v Speaker 4>All the big stories of the day and the last

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<v Speaker 4>twenty four hours Britain. Laura you need to tell me

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<v Speaker 4>whether or not we pick him up or we put

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<v Speaker 4>him down. We got some big topics today, including James Bond.

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<v Speaker 3>Pick up.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just say his pick me up.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't think matter which one it is.

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<v Speaker 4>Well, he might be picking either of you up. He

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<v Speaker 4>will be picking me up after today's news. Oh James

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<v Speaker 4>Bond has not not on the team. We thought he

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<v Speaker 4>was put it that way?

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<v Speaker 2>Which one I'll next day? There on the pickup. We

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<v Speaker 2>do this every Wednesday. Everyone pick up.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I have collated the biggest news stories of the

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<v Speaker 4>last twenty four hours from every leading newspaper and publication

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<v Speaker 4>on Earth.

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<v Speaker 2>How big they have a readership of anywhere from a

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<v Speaker 2>million to.

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<v Speaker 3>Three The scope.

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<v Speaker 2>Is broad, probably two b I bring them to you

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<v Speaker 2>girls Britain.

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<v Speaker 4>Laura, you decide do we pick it up, carry on

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<v Speaker 4>the conversation or do we put it down?

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<v Speaker 2>Never speak on it again.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, and you've been drip feeding something that I really

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<v Speaker 1>need the answer to you about James Bond.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, that's coming out very soon. Wink wink. All right,

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<v Speaker 2>pick up, put down?

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<v Speaker 4>Reserving public park benches, pick up or put down?

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<v Speaker 3>Put it down? Put it down? But I need context.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay social media use.

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<v Speaker 4>It taped a four piece of paper that he printed

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<v Speaker 4>at home that said reserved for the thirty first of

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<v Speaker 4>the eighth from one pm. He then sticky taped it

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<v Speaker 4>to a public table at a park, and the Internet

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<v Speaker 4>obviously is saying, no.

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<v Speaker 3>You can't do that.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't want to pay for a venue higher,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't go sticking a reserve sign on a park bench.

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<v Speaker 1>You have to get there in advance and make sure

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<v Speaker 1>you can sit your booty on it.

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<v Speaker 3>To deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a big thing though, when it comes to

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<v Speaker 1>like kids' birthday parties, because a lot of people had

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<v Speaker 1>their kids' birthday parties at like local parks and stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was down visiting my mom and we took

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<v Speaker 1>the kids to a park and somebody had glad wrapped

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<v Speaker 1>an entire like little Deembo. They'd wrapped all the way

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<v Speaker 1>around this gazebo because they were reserving it. Maybe it

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<v Speaker 1>was a crime scene, No, it looks like that, but no,

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<v Speaker 1>I think they just had an eleven am birthday party

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<v Speaker 1>and the kids were getting down there all be late.

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<v Speaker 4>He might be a witness, then the police might be

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<v Speaker 4>put down. James Bond today coming out as gay.

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<v Speaker 3>Why, I mean, obviously pick it up.

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<v Speaker 1>But James Bond, who one of the characters, the actual

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<v Speaker 1>character in the movie, is going to be gay or

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<v Speaker 1>one of the actors has come out as gay.

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel Craig is gay. Daniel Craig is gay, No, it's not.

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<v Speaker 4>Daniel Craig, who played James Bond, right, was doing press

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<v Speaker 4>for a new film he was in.

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<v Speaker 2>But of course the press were like, well, we want

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<v Speaker 2>to ask about James Bond.

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<v Speaker 4>So out of nowhere they asked Daniel Craig and the director,

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<v Speaker 4>is it possible that James Bond could ever be gay?

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<v Speaker 2>This is what he said. The Internet's loving this right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think there could be a gay James Bond.

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<v Speaker 2>Daniel Craig shakes his head.

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<v Speaker 5>Guys, let's be adult in the room for a second.

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<v Speaker 5>There is no way around the fuck that nobody would

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<v Speaker 5>ever know James Bond desires period. Having said that, the

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<v Speaker 5>important thing is that he does his missions properly.

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<v Speaker 4>Having said that, he said, Darling, I adore you, and

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<v Speaker 4>he rubs the nape of Daniel Craig's neck.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if he'd be gay, he'd be bisexual

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<v Speaker 3>with anyone.

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<v Speaker 2>Or anything that was hot enough Jamess Bye.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. I just think he would do what needs to

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<v Speaker 1>be done to get mission done. I think that really

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<v Speaker 1>is a pendulum that swings all.

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<v Speaker 4>Right, picking up putting down the last one today, girls,

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<v Speaker 4>this is a pretty light one to went on a

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<v Speaker 4>pickup put down committing fraud.

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<v Speaker 3>Legally we should say put it down.

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<v Speaker 1>But I think, as we established last week, I've committed

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<v Speaker 1>fraud and you know, very sorry for it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think he.

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<v Speaker 3>Probably should put some contact in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I've broke into my ex boyfriend's house and I,

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<v Speaker 1>you know, slowly signature and I went on a lovely

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<v Speaker 1>holiday without him.

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<v Speaker 3>It wasn't that bad.

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<v Speaker 4>No, no, no, you might like this, Laura, because a trend

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<v Speaker 4>is emerging from the United States. People are discovering there's

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<v Speaker 4>a hack that allows you to get free money. Essentially

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<v Speaker 4>wherein you write a physical check, say for one hundred

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<v Speaker 4>thousand dollars, You then run to the bank, you deposit it,

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<v Speaker 4>and before the bank have time to clear it, there

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<v Speaker 4>is a brief window of two to three minutes where

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<v Speaker 4>that money is available in your account before it's legally cleared.

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<v Speaker 4>So you run to an ATM between it being deposited

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<v Speaker 4>and being cleared, and you take that money out and

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<v Speaker 4>people are revealing, oh my god, free money.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like hack, it's back.

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<v Speaker 2>It's fraud.

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<v Speaker 3>That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

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<v Speaker 1>And people are going to go to prison. Don't listen

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<v Speaker 1>to everything that you see on TikTok, is.

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<v Speaker 3>What I have to say. People are dumb.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but it is a hack.

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<v Speaker 3>Though it's not a hack because you go to prison,

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<v Speaker 3>they can see what you have done.

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<v Speaker 4>But I could argue it in a court of war

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<v Speaker 4>that it is a fault in the system of the bank.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I don't think that will find you intentionally deceived

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<v Speaker 1>the bank to take money out.

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<v Speaker 3>Mitch, don't try that at home.

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<v Speaker 2>I need a good lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>Then, all right, Well, coming up, I want to talk

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<v Speaker 1>to you about why Laura's my friendship has ended. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not true, Laura, Laura tried. Don't dispute this, Laura, Laura

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<v Speaker 1>tried to kill me on the weekend. I will if

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<v Speaker 1>you keep this up.

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<v Speaker 4>James Bond Gay and the Life un Cut girls falling

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<v Speaker 4>out of the same day.

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<v Speaker 1>Life un Cut is over that headline, but our friendship's

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<v Speaker 1>over the business.

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<v Speaker 3>I still need that I got bills to pay. But

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<v Speaker 3>the friendship, Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, cart wait that's next tomorrow.

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<v Speaker 4>They might not be a pickup because the girls are

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<v Speaker 4>fighting Laura and attention in the room.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, the relationship's over. We're not fighting. It's gone down

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<v Speaker 3>the gurgler. Something did happen? It made me question Brittany,

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<v Speaker 3>Laura is Brittany.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me ask you, this is the host of this

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<v Speaker 2>sixty minutes so moment. How long have you been friends

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<v Speaker 2>with Laura Burn?

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<v Speaker 1>Five point five years? We have been the best of

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<v Speaker 1>friends for five point five years, and we see each

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<v Speaker 1>other every day. Something that comes up every so often

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<v Speaker 1>is just how dramatic Britney actually is.

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<v Speaker 3>Might be something that you don't know about her. So

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<v Speaker 3>now she's gaslighting me. Laura tried to kill me on

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<v Speaker 3>the weekend. She tried. You know what happened. I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna I'm just gonna call Spader Spade. We were out

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<v Speaker 3>for dinner, having a lovely time, enjoying each other's company.

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<v Speaker 2>Open court.

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<v Speaker 4>You guys just kind of frized his best friends.

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<v Speaker 1>I never thought I would say this sentence.

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<v Speaker 3>Laura glassed me. Oh my, Laura glassed me.

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<v Speaker 1>She smashed a glass that cut me to the point

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<v Speaker 1>I was bleeding, And then how much blood, brit but

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<v Speaker 1>so much that it was flowing that the kitchen stuff

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<v Speaker 1>had to come out and with band aids and bandages

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff to stop the flow of blood because it.

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<v Speaker 3>Was going all over my clothes.

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<v Speaker 2>What happened?

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we were at dinner.

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<v Speaker 1>Firstly, it more was ironic because we were at dinner together,

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<v Speaker 1>having a lovely time, enjoying each other's company, and Brittany

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<v Speaker 1>was waving her arms around like an insane person, as

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<v Speaker 1>she does when she speaks. So as she was speaking,

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<v Speaker 1>she flung her arm back and smacked it straight into

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<v Speaker 1>the belly of the poor waitress that was walking carrying

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<v Speaker 1>some plates of food. It was a big story. It

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<v Speaker 1>was a big story. And this port winded she was

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<v Speaker 1>hunched over, almost almost through the dublings onto the ground.

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<v Speaker 1>So of course I gave brittle bit of stick about that.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was very funny. I'll take over from here,

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<v Speaker 1>so then hold on, hold it up, britt So then

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<v Speaker 1>I was also talking with my hands. Very shortly after,

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<v Speaker 1>and as karma would have it, I knocked my glass

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<v Speaker 1>over and in a bid to try and catch my glass,

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<v Speaker 1>I punched BRIT's glass.

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<v Speaker 3>And it exploded all over her. So what happened was

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<v Speaker 3>Laura is giving it to me.

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<v Speaker 1>For almost almost smashing this glass, almost like knocking over plates. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and all of a sudden, now I've punched a waitress

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<v Speaker 1>in the stomach. Into Laura's story if you listened to

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<v Speaker 1>Laura's version, but the glass Laura's.

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<v Speaker 3>Knocked his glasses over that have like you couldn't write this.

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<v Speaker 1>The glass smashed, ricocheted, bounced up my blazer sleeve.

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<v Speaker 3>So all this glass has gone up my sleeve. And

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<v Speaker 3>then of course it.

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<v Speaker 1>Was trapped and there was friction and I was panicking

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<v Speaker 1>trying to get her off, and as I was panicking,

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<v Speaker 1>the glass shards but like going up and down my

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<v Speaker 1>arms and they sliced my arms open. I have not

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<v Speaker 1>heard the end of this. It happened a couple of

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<v Speaker 1>nights ago, and the end it's been carrying on, like

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<v Speaker 1>absolutely carrying on. It was like you know, if you

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<v Speaker 1>have diabetes and you have to go and do a

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<v Speaker 1>prick test the end of your finger, or like a

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<v Speaker 1>blood test, a little prick test. At the end, she

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<v Speaker 1>was basically squeezing the blood out of it to try

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<v Speaker 1>and prove that there was blood on her anyway, So

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<v Speaker 1>that's where we're at.

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<v Speaker 3>She got one single band aid and has not gotten

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<v Speaker 3>off it for the last four days. All I want

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<v Speaker 3>is an apology.

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<v Speaker 1>Really, Brittany, I'm so sorry that I glassed you. I

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<v Speaker 1>really hope that we can remain being best friends.

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<v Speaker 3>And there was admit there was the admittle. She just

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<v Speaker 3>admitted it. I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I did you get what you wanted?

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<v Speaker 3>Can we move now to the court of the pickup page.

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<v Speaker 4>The waitress that Brick wounded joins us. Now, Amanda, how

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<v Speaker 4>are you welcome.

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<v Speaker 2>To the show?

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<v Speaker 4>She can't, of course speak, because she's just washed all

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<v Speaker 4>vocal skills.

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<v Speaker 3>She just doesn't care enough to speak. It's nice to

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<v Speaker 3>hear from you again.

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<v Speaker 2>She's there, she's crying because she's wounded.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, Mitch, yesterday you were claiming that you could walk

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<v Speaker 1>into any cafe.

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<v Speaker 2>Are you just coming for all of us? Listen to

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<v Speaker 2>Britta today? Hey, Laura, glass me mit your fat we'll

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<v Speaker 2>talk about it.

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<v Speaker 1>Mate. You said you could walk into any cafe that

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<v Speaker 1>you wanted and throw away the Hey just the usual please,

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<v Speaker 1>and you reckon you could nail it, so we made

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<v Speaker 1>you do it.

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<v Speaker 4>Guys, this is so awkward. Yes, I went to a

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<v Speaker 4>cafe and just presumed that they knew who I was.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't understand why, neither know why Laura you made

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<v Speaker 1>me do it?

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<v Speaker 2>Give me a glass.

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<v Speaker 4>We need to give you an update on the discussion

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<v Speaker 4>we were having yesterday. So I brought to the table

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<v Speaker 4>the idea that one of you two girls, Brittle Laura,

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<v Speaker 4>should walk into a local cafe and proudly ask for

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<v Speaker 4>the usual. Walk in as if they know who you are,

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<v Speaker 4>and say, give me the usual. But it's a cafe

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<v Speaker 4>you've never been to before, Mitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Why The question is why did you want us to

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<v Speaker 3>do this? And where did this? I do you even

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<v Speaker 3>come from? It's radio, Laura, there's no why, we just

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<v Speaker 3>do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't remember.

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<v Speaker 3>I think it came from TikTok, which is pretty much

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<v Speaker 3>where all your good ideas come from.

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<v Speaker 2>Come from.

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<v Speaker 3>TikTok?

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<v Speaker 2>What day is it?

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<v Speaker 3>Who am I?

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<v Speaker 2>What shows this?

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<v Speaker 1>The thing is I can't do these. This is one

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<v Speaker 1>thing about radio most you know how the people do

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<v Speaker 1>like pranks and like tricks someone. It makes me so

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<v Speaker 1>viscerally uncomfortable to try and prank someone, which meant that

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<v Speaker 1>you had to do it, Mitch, and he was so confident.

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<v Speaker 4>I went to a cafe that didn't know me, and

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<v Speaker 4>I walked in with confidence, and I asked for my usual.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to hear how it went?

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<v Speaker 3>I'm so embarrassed. I feel awkward already, but.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Now, just so you know, I tried to go in

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<v Speaker 4>hot with confidence. Here it is, Hey, how are you good.

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<v Speaker 2>To see you? Yeah? How have you been?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Good? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Good, thank you good. I'll just get my regular please

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<v Speaker 4>what I normally get.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sorry so many people.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's all right, you don't know my coffee. I'm oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I come every day.

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<v Speaker 3>She was not new there. I already feel awkward. Of

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<v Speaker 3>course you feel awkward.

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<v Speaker 1>But she actually handled that really well like she She

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<v Speaker 1>didn't really hesitate.

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<v Speaker 3>She was like, man, there's a lot of people here.

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<v Speaker 3>You're not special. How long do you reckon? She's been

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<v Speaker 3>working there.

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<v Speaker 2>For I asked her, do you want to hear?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Here we go? This is the follow on. Nice to

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<v Speaker 2>meet you.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your name?

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<v Speaker 2>Robert? Robert? Yeah, with an R. Okay, I'll get my usual.

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<v Speaker 4>So my usual is a strong oat, flat white.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, you.

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<v Speaker 4>Don't have to try and remember it's okay, Oh, it's

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<v Speaker 4>all right.

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<v Speaker 2>How long have you worked here? A couple of weeks? Okay, yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>well now you know me.

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<v Speaker 1>One and a half months is not that new if

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<v Speaker 1>you're going to a cafe every day.

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<v Speaker 3>But fair that she didn't know who you are because

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<v Speaker 3>you've never been there.

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<v Speaker 1>Also, the poor thing she's going to write that down

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<v Speaker 1>and wait for you to come back. You're never coming back.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the bad part.

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<v Speaker 3>No, can you go back tomorrow and just see if

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<v Speaker 3>she remembers? Yeah, follow up, follow.

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<v Speaker 2>Up, because she thinks my name is Robert.

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<v Speaker 1>That's okay, go and commit. You need to go and

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<v Speaker 1>see if she's remembered. Put it to her test. Wait too,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe next week, let's do it next week. It's more

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<v Speaker 1>upsetting for you that she had no idea who you are.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, that's a real coffee that knew.

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<v Speaker 1>He's got a pseudonym so that people don't know who

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<v Speaker 1>he is.

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<v Speaker 4>All right. See, I'm dedicated to the show girls. That's

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<v Speaker 4>what dedication to the cause sounds like.

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<v Speaker 1>No doing preparation and actually, you know, reading the articles

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff.

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<v Speaker 3>Its dedication to the show. But I'm glad you did

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<v Speaker 3>that though.

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<v Speaker 2>I know what you noticed, Laura, that that wasn't my

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<v Speaker 2>normal coffee. No, that was for our producer.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh you're a good man. That wasn't your orders, my

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<v Speaker 3>order because I got it for the team. Anyway, guys,

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<v Speaker 3>we've got to go for the day.

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<v Speaker 4>I was going to go home and give her kids

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<v Speaker 4>more naked dolls. If you missed that part of the show,

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<v Speaker 4>you want to hear it. Laura is indoctrinating her kids

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<v Speaker 4>step by step into what Mitch into what Knighthood well?

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<v Speaker 2>And what are up next? To drive you Home?

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<v Speaker 3>Podcast The Show by Brittany Bye Mitchell, Bye guys,