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Speaker 1: It is terrible.

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Speaker 2: All going on. This totally sucks.

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Speaker 3: For we got you.

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Speaker 1: Hey, yeah, Caday, Everyone welcome to Bad Trips with Will

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Speaker 1: and what we basically would just get people on here

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Speaker 1: who've got horrible travel stories. Everyone's been a bad travel story.

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Speaker 1: They we realize that these are things.

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Speaker 2: That should really should be shared.

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Speaker 1: Oh, of course, like the time that you ended up

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Speaker 1: buying a sapphire in Sri Lanka after a salesman convinced

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Speaker 1: you that it was used to be Princess.

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Speaker 3: Dies Yes, and also he convinced me it was a

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Speaker 3: public holiday in Sri Lanka and the public holiday was

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Speaker 3: just half priced sapphires, and somehow I believe that. Now

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Speaker 3: I was like, wow, what are the chances I flew

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Speaker 3: in today? Anyway, took me to a store, lock me

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Speaker 3: up before you not I walk out with Princess Diana sapphire.

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Speaker 2: Oh that was a shocking day.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, today we should start this podcast every day was

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Speaker 4: just you you have I have enough, you have a

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Speaker 4: vault some of the worst travel stories.

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Speaker 1: We'll kick it off with just a short one of

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Speaker 1: them every day. But today our guest on Bad Tips

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Speaker 1: is Ash London, who joins the boys.

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Speaker 2: Hello fellas.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having me, Bye, thanks for coming on. I

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Speaker 1: know you're brand new mum, So we've got lots of things.

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Speaker 1: What's much more pressing things to worry about than telling

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Speaker 1: us about a bad trip. But we would love to

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Speaker 1: hear you. Sorry, if you've got the time.

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Speaker 2: Of course. Well, I do a lot of traveling, which

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Speaker 2: is weird.

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Speaker 5: Like I'm a you know, platinum frequent flyer on Virgin

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Speaker 5: and Quantest simultaneously. However, flex I'm not flexing. It's relevant

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Speaker 5: because I'm actually scared of flying.

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Speaker 2: Oh you're seriously. Yeah, I'm not a great flyer.

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Speaker 5: I can fly like Melbourne to Sydney in the day

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Speaker 5: if I'm on a window, fine, long haul overnight must

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Speaker 5: require medication or self medication. Yeah, yeah, it's I'm very

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Speaker 5: particular about the flights because I have to get look

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Speaker 5: at the window and all this stuff. My poor husband,

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Speaker 5: since the day we got together, has never been on

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Speaker 5: the window. He has to be in the middle because

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Speaker 5: I need the window and it's very dramatic. So my

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Speaker 5: travel store has to do with the perils of requiring

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Speaker 5: a little help to get on the flight, if you

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Speaker 5: know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: So a bit of booze.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, well I have it. Well, I have a valley

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Speaker 5: and prescription valley in from the doctor.

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Speaker 2: I'm not like buying it in BALI.

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Speaker 5: Just to preface that, generally it's a cheeky valley, five

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Speaker 5: meals and a glass of wine before takeoff, and you know,

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Speaker 5: anyone's really.

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Speaker 3: I am picturing that scene from Bride'smaids where Kristin Wig

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Speaker 3: is just closed anything like that.

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Speaker 5: As Yes, this isn't that I'm going to tell, but

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Speaker 5: I'll give you a quick mini story. In my big story,

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Speaker 5: I was flying to Europe just before COVID and I

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Speaker 5: was meeting Adriene's parents in katask I was flying from

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Speaker 5: Manila and they were flying from Adelaide. We were meeting

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Speaker 5: in Heart and finishing off the journey together.

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Speaker 1: Husband.

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Speaker 2: Because my husband, he was meeting us in Italy. He

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Speaker 2: has a separate thing.

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Speaker 5: So I get on the plane and as usual, I

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Speaker 5: take the valleys.

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Speaker 2: I have my red wine.

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Speaker 5: And this particular time it was a nice red and

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Speaker 5: I thought two wines would be nice. Down the two

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Speaker 5: and then I'm done. Before we take off, this guy

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Speaker 5: next to me, I remember him waking me up saying, Ash,

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Speaker 5: not Ash, miss where cruising you can put the bed

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Speaker 5: down another flex.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I was in business.

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Speaker 5: Class, and that's kind of the last thing I remember.

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Speaker 5: And then I wake up eleven hours later, landing in Doha,

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Speaker 5: and I got no first of I got no bra

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Speaker 5: on where is my bra? And my BRA's kind of

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Speaker 5: in the aisle, and I've got a blanket placed strategically

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Speaker 5: on my person, too strategically for a past that person

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Speaker 5: to put this.

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Speaker 2: I think, oh gosh, I've taken my brath. No, this is.

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Speaker 5: Embarrassing, but I kind of get off the plane, get

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Speaker 5: to the lounge, and then waiting for Agrian's parents are

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Speaker 5: looking through my phone and the notes app is open,

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Speaker 5: and there were all of these notes in my phone

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Speaker 5: about places to visit in Sweden.

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Speaker 2: What what the hell?

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Speaker 5: And I'm kind of having flashbacks of me speaking to

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Speaker 5: the Swedish man next to me telling him I'm going

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Speaker 5: to Stockholm. I wasn't tell me where to go, and

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Speaker 5: there's like all of this. I don't remember having a

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Speaker 5: conversation with this guy. I don't remember taking my brath.

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Speaker 5: I remember nothing.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, obviously, I mean we can put two and

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Speaker 3: two together here. At some point of getting travel tips

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Speaker 3: of Stockholm, which is a place you're not going to.

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Speaker 3: You decide to get a bit comfortable and whip your brap.

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Speaker 2: Yes, exactly right, phenomenal.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, but it's not the only you think I would

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Speaker 5: have learnt my lesson because years ear I was I

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Speaker 5: was going to LA for work with Angus o'laughlan you'll

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Speaker 5: know of it was my co host at the time,

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Speaker 5: and I got drunk in the lounge. So it's a

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Speaker 5: fourteen hour flight and I was drunk in the lounge.

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Speaker 5: I thought whiskey is a good idea. So I kind

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Speaker 5: of get onto the fly and I'm disgraceful. And the

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Speaker 5: problem with the fifteen hour flight is the hangover hits

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Speaker 5: when you're still in the air.

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Speaker 2: It was bad and the headache started.

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Speaker 5: And we get off this flight or in the car

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Speaker 5: and Angus is talking to our driver talk asking questions

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Speaker 5: like my vegetarian at the time, where's the place the

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Speaker 5: best place to get cold meats in LA? Like what

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Speaker 5: kind of cold meats do you like? And the guy's like, oh,

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Speaker 5: there's pastami pasjami. You're gonna give yourself And I'm like,

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Speaker 5: it's hot and sweaty.

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Speaker 2: I'm dying.

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Speaker 5: We get to the hotel and I'm thinking, if this

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Speaker 5: is bad, I'm in a bad place. I'm going to

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Speaker 5: throw up really quickly. And my room wasn't ready. Oh

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Speaker 5: so please, I'm begging un just in any room. I

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Speaker 5: don't care what room it is, just need any room.

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Speaker 5: I need to go out of a shower. I need

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Speaker 5: to be alone. And while they were trying to find

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Speaker 5: around and there was kind of a big like an

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Speaker 5: indoor tree display, and I just thought, this is all

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Speaker 5: I've got and I threw up in the middle of

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Speaker 5: the holl.

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Speaker 1: Did you whip your bra off for that as well?

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Speaker 2: I don't need this? Is there anyone? Is there anyone

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Speaker 2: from Sweden? I need to talk to you? Oh way,

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Speaker 2: I will avoid you.

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Speaker 1: Know what's really funny is when I knew you were

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Speaker 1: coming on to do bad chips, I thought the story

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Speaker 1: you were going to tell was about your husband vomiting,

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Speaker 1: because I remember you telling me a story about when

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Speaker 1: you guys been away for the first time together, and

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Speaker 1: it basically involved him nude in the shallows of the beach,

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Speaker 1: growing up on.

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Speaker 5: Himself, shooting himself and throwing up on himself, crying looking

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Speaker 5: at me. Saying I'm sorry. We've literally been dating for

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Speaker 5: two months.

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Speaker 2: Himself, I'm vomiting on himself. Oh what is wrong with

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Speaker 2: you too?

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Speaker 3: Like your new baby is gonna be looking after YouTube

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Speaker 3: when you're going to family holiday.

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Speaker 2: Well he started early. He's shooting along.

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Speaker 1: Family wasn't falling far from the tree. Thank you so

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Speaker 1: much for joining us on. We got to