1 00:00:00,640 --> 00:00:03,800 Speaker 1: This is a Will and Woody podcast, Nini third one 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:05,880 Speaker 1: six five. I'm going to open up the phone lines 3 00:00:05,920 --> 00:00:07,840 Speaker 1: here live for the first time in twenty twenty two. 4 00:00:07,960 --> 00:00:11,039 Speaker 2: So what a moment. Yeah, looking forward to that. Hopefully 5 00:00:11,039 --> 00:00:13,200 Speaker 2: they're working. We had a few technical difficulties last. 6 00:00:13,039 --> 00:00:16,720 Speaker 3: Year, just no one called. We found out there were 7 00:00:16,720 --> 00:00:17,800 Speaker 3: no technical difficulties. 8 00:00:17,840 --> 00:00:18,640 Speaker 2: It was very embarrassing. 9 00:00:18,840 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 3: We told we complained to the text where like, guys. 10 00:00:20,800 --> 00:00:23,840 Speaker 2: The phone lines aren't working, Like no, no, really, no 11 00:00:23,840 --> 00:00:27,400 Speaker 2: one's calling your shot fells ah damn. 12 00:00:27,600 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: Anyway, third one I six five is the phone number 13 00:00:30,440 --> 00:00:35,320 Speaker 1: the the what is the most memorable breakup excuse someone 14 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,839 Speaker 1: has used with you? 15 00:00:37,320 --> 00:00:43,720 Speaker 3: Wad so memorable? Yeah, it doesn't matter if it was 16 00:00:43,720 --> 00:00:45,800 Speaker 3: good or bad. Do you just remember it. 17 00:00:46,080 --> 00:00:47,840 Speaker 1: Yeah, That's why I went for the word memorable, Woods, 18 00:00:47,960 --> 00:00:50,160 Speaker 1: because then I knew I didn'tcapsulate the good and the bad. 19 00:00:50,280 --> 00:00:51,840 Speaker 2: Do I really want to pull the curtain down. 20 00:00:51,960 --> 00:00:53,800 Speaker 3: I've forgotten your genius, mate, I've forgotten. 21 00:00:54,240 --> 00:00:57,600 Speaker 2: Let's see it every day. Let's let's get into the 22 00:00:57,680 --> 00:00:58,400 Speaker 2: story here. 23 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:03,480 Speaker 1: So there's a woman at Dominoes in South Dakota, which 24 00:01:03,520 --> 00:01:05,080 Speaker 1: is I imagine a bit of a destination. 25 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:07,039 Speaker 2: Anyway, she she. 26 00:01:07,080 --> 00:01:08,640 Speaker 3: Was at Dominoes or she worked there. 27 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,399 Speaker 1: No, she worked there, which is largely an irrelevant fact 28 00:01:11,440 --> 00:01:13,600 Speaker 1: to the rest of the story. But junior producer analys 29 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,760 Speaker 1: coming here. It came in here and told me that, 30 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:16,639 Speaker 1: and I thought, you know what, Anile's I'm gonna put. 31 00:01:16,480 --> 00:01:19,200 Speaker 2: That on the radio at Domino's. 32 00:01:19,959 --> 00:01:23,560 Speaker 1: Sure she's the cook, couldn't be sure. But she works 33 00:01:23,600 --> 00:01:28,080 Speaker 1: at Dominoes in South Dakota. And anyway, she decides she's 34 00:01:28,080 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: had enough of her husband. 35 00:01:29,880 --> 00:01:31,679 Speaker 3: Oh gee, whiz the shift. 36 00:01:32,760 --> 00:01:35,039 Speaker 2: I'm not sure. So again, the Domino's thing doesn't relate 37 00:01:35,040 --> 00:01:36,720 Speaker 2: to the story at all. Question. 38 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:39,360 Speaker 1: That was just a bit of a she wasn't no, no, 39 00:01:39,480 --> 00:01:43,080 Speaker 1: she wasn't like heating up a cappuccoso and was like, Jesus, no, 40 00:01:43,080 --> 00:01:44,479 Speaker 1: no again my husband. 41 00:01:44,800 --> 00:01:47,960 Speaker 2: The Dominos thing is totally irrelevant. Okay. So she finishes 42 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:50,480 Speaker 2: her shift. Oh damn. So maybe she finished her shift. 43 00:01:50,680 --> 00:01:53,720 Speaker 2: She's not at Dominoes. I don't know why I mentioned Domaitoes. 44 00:01:53,720 --> 00:01:55,919 Speaker 3: So she's finished her shift at Dominoes. 45 00:01:55,440 --> 00:01:58,600 Speaker 1: She's done, and she messages her husband. Her husband gets 46 00:01:58,600 --> 00:02:02,080 Speaker 1: her test texts saying quote, I just want to come home. 47 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,800 Speaker 1: I don't know how long I have I love you, 48 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:05,520 Speaker 1: please help. 49 00:02:05,600 --> 00:02:13,520 Speaker 2: Oh bloody hell. Turns out she faked her kidnapping. Oh jeez, yeah, yeah, 50 00:02:13,560 --> 00:02:14,400 Speaker 2: a bit of a turn shift. 51 00:02:14,440 --> 00:02:19,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, that's pretty falling. She's faked her kidnapping because she 52 00:02:19,960 --> 00:02:20,880 Speaker 3: wants to get away from it. 53 00:02:21,080 --> 00:02:26,919 Speaker 1: Because she had enough of the husband anyway, forgot don't well, yeah, 54 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:30,359 Speaker 1: people's idiocy does amuse me from time to time. So 55 00:02:30,400 --> 00:02:32,760 Speaker 1: she keeps her phone on her obviously, forgetting that you 56 00:02:32,760 --> 00:02:34,200 Speaker 1: can track anyone with the phone. 57 00:02:34,080 --> 00:02:34,280 Speaker 3: Yeah. 58 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:38,120 Speaker 1: Her husband naturally calls Incident Response because she talks about 59 00:02:38,120 --> 00:02:40,600 Speaker 1: being held up at gunpoint. So a bunch of guys 60 00:02:41,360 --> 00:02:44,160 Speaker 1: in swat with like automatic rifles rock up and she's 61 00:02:44,240 --> 00:02:45,760 Speaker 1: my lord hooking up with another dud in the back 62 00:02:45,800 --> 00:02:46,120 Speaker 1: of a car. 63 00:02:46,240 --> 00:02:51,440 Speaker 3: Oh, I imagine the Sioux chef for Dominoes would be 64 00:02:51,480 --> 00:02:54,200 Speaker 3: the other guy. Well, I mean no, I imagine. I 65 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:56,160 Speaker 3: mean that's why we've mentioned Dominoes. 66 00:02:57,160 --> 00:03:01,280 Speaker 2: It's gonna be a go where gud Shift stav ross 67 00:03:01,360 --> 00:03:01,920 Speaker 2: the sushi. 68 00:03:02,280 --> 00:03:05,160 Speaker 3: He's sweating over a caprichos and looking sexy as hell. 69 00:03:05,480 --> 00:03:06,360 Speaker 2: He's ripped his shirt off. 70 00:03:06,480 --> 00:03:09,040 Speaker 3: It was getting hot in the Domino's kitchen and she's 71 00:03:09,040 --> 00:03:10,080 Speaker 3: gone on leaving Marsman. 72 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:14,520 Speaker 2: When do you knock off Steve. Let's go to the forest. 73 00:03:17,160 --> 00:03:21,280 Speaker 1: He look on He probably was anyway. 74 00:03:21,720 --> 00:03:27,080 Speaker 2: Put some peppers on mine. What's the most memorable breakup? 75 00:03:27,080 --> 00:03:29,079 Speaker 1: Excuse? Someone's used with you? She's gone with the old 76 00:03:29,680 --> 00:03:33,040 Speaker 1: faking kidnapping. I don't think anyone's going to beat Kelly 77 00:03:33,040 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: wants to give it a crack, though, Kel, why did you? 78 00:03:36,160 --> 00:03:37,360 Speaker 1: Why did your ex break up with you? 79 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:38,200 Speaker 2: Hey? Get a kel. 80 00:03:38,240 --> 00:03:40,600 Speaker 1: Welcome to you the first caller Live caller Wili Mudody 81 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:41,320 Speaker 1: in twenty twenty two. 82 00:03:42,520 --> 00:03:46,200 Speaker 2: Amazing welcome, No pressure. 83 00:03:46,760 --> 00:03:49,520 Speaker 4: Well, I thought I had to call because this is 84 00:03:49,560 --> 00:03:53,040 Speaker 4: the most memorable breakup either ever had. So I was 85 00:03:53,160 --> 00:03:56,120 Speaker 4: dating a guy for a year. Turns out he was 86 00:03:56,160 --> 00:03:58,040 Speaker 4: cheating on me for the whole year, And I said, 87 00:03:58,080 --> 00:04:00,560 Speaker 4: why would you do something like that? He said, you're 88 00:04:00,600 --> 00:04:03,080 Speaker 4: too nice of a person, So I had to break 89 00:04:03,120 --> 00:04:04,040 Speaker 4: your inner soul. 90 00:04:04,720 --> 00:04:11,120 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, Actually it's quite meta, isn't it Exact? 91 00:04:11,440 --> 00:04:14,200 Speaker 4: When I got back, I was like, okay, I. 92 00:04:14,200 --> 00:04:16,280 Speaker 2: Had to break your inner soul. 93 00:04:16,960 --> 00:04:17,200 Speaker 3: Yes. 94 00:04:17,720 --> 00:04:20,240 Speaker 4: His only excuse was I was too nice of a. 95 00:04:20,160 --> 00:04:24,040 Speaker 2: Person, so he took it on himself to make you evil. Wow. 96 00:04:24,160 --> 00:04:30,360 Speaker 4: Yes it didn't work. I'm happily engaged now and you 97 00:04:30,480 --> 00:04:33,080 Speaker 4: still sound like a nice I'm still intact. 98 00:04:33,440 --> 00:04:35,320 Speaker 1: Thirty one of six five would love to hear from 99 00:04:35,320 --> 00:04:39,560 Speaker 1: people what's the most memorable breakup excuse someone has used 100 00:04:39,560 --> 00:04:42,480 Speaker 1: with you? And again, this can be memorable for you 101 00:04:42,560 --> 00:04:43,560 Speaker 1: in whatever way it is. 102 00:04:44,240 --> 00:04:46,760 Speaker 2: My most memorable breakup excuse. 103 00:04:46,440 --> 00:04:51,240 Speaker 1: For me was mill Buckthorpe Wow full name. Yeah, well, 104 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:54,159 Speaker 1: she broke my heart and she said she wanted to 105 00:04:54,160 --> 00:04:58,000 Speaker 1: see what else was out there, which I actually don't 106 00:04:58,080 --> 00:05:00,440 Speaker 1: mind that as a breakup excuse. If you've been dating 107 00:05:00,440 --> 00:05:02,400 Speaker 1: someone for you know, five years, and you're you know, 108 00:05:02,440 --> 00:05:03,799 Speaker 1: twenty eight, twenty nine or whatever. 109 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:09,080 Speaker 2: We've been dowting for two weeks? How old were fourteen? Fourteen? Yeah, 110 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:14,120 Speaker 2: he was out there two weeks. 111 00:05:14,760 --> 00:05:18,359 Speaker 1: You've got time, baby, Your time will come. 112 00:05:19,480 --> 00:05:22,039 Speaker 3: I had a beach date with an American woman called 113 00:05:22,120 --> 00:05:22,600 Speaker 3: Jill Ah. 114 00:05:22,720 --> 00:05:25,000 Speaker 2: Yes, this is this is one of my fad thoughts. 115 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,480 Speaker 2: I was glad you brought this story out. 116 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:28,880 Speaker 3: Thank you Western Australia took it to the beach. Does 117 00:05:28,920 --> 00:05:32,680 Speaker 3: a bad idea for so many reasons. Shocking date. But 118 00:05:32,720 --> 00:05:34,440 Speaker 3: then I wanted to do a second date and she said, 119 00:05:34,440 --> 00:05:36,440 Speaker 3: you know what I want to as well. Yeah, this 120 00:05:36,520 --> 00:05:38,520 Speaker 3: has been amazing love too, but I actually have to 121 00:05:38,520 --> 00:05:39,800 Speaker 3: go back to America, and. 122 00:05:39,720 --> 00:05:41,679 Speaker 2: I was shattered. Yeah, of course, of course. 123 00:05:41,720 --> 00:05:45,480 Speaker 3: The long distance won't work in existence, it won't work. Yeah, 124 00:05:45,480 --> 00:05:46,440 Speaker 3: you just go back to America. 125 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:48,960 Speaker 2: Anyway, A week later I saw at the supermarket. 126 00:05:50,480 --> 00:05:53,640 Speaker 5: I couldn't believe it, and she pretended that I didn't 127 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:57,640 Speaker 5: know it. It's you, Jill, I saw you a week ago. 128 00:05:58,080 --> 00:06:00,640 Speaker 5: I'll text you right now, shucking. 129 00:06:00,880 --> 00:06:01,560 Speaker 2: I love that. 130 00:06:01,760 --> 00:06:05,200 Speaker 1: So we got Sam when you got home from the 131 00:06:05,200 --> 00:06:07,159 Speaker 1: beach day from the supermarket. 132 00:06:07,200 --> 00:06:09,600 Speaker 3: Oh yeah, I was mortified, wasn't I mortified? 133 00:06:09,720 --> 00:06:13,039 Speaker 1: We go to Sam, Sam, we're talking memorable break up excuses. 134 00:06:13,080 --> 00:06:14,200 Speaker 1: What did someone break up with you with. 135 00:06:18,000 --> 00:06:20,960 Speaker 3: We'll call you Sam, We'll call you. 136 00:06:21,240 --> 00:06:23,359 Speaker 2: No, No, you don't call us. We'll call you. 137 00:06:28,080 --> 00:06:29,760 Speaker 3: While we're trying to get Sam bag. I'll tell you 138 00:06:29,760 --> 00:06:33,919 Speaker 3: another one's sexually a German girl, German girl, and I 139 00:06:33,960 --> 00:06:35,520 Speaker 3: met her and we had this great night together. I 140 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:37,080 Speaker 3: met her of this party, had this great night together, 141 00:06:38,080 --> 00:06:40,440 Speaker 3: and I was so excited about having this connection with 142 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,479 Speaker 3: this German girl that I went to go and tell 143 00:06:42,520 --> 00:06:45,280 Speaker 3: my best friend Barry about it. And I was so 144 00:06:45,320 --> 00:06:46,880 Speaker 3: excited that I just wanted to show him. How excited 145 00:06:46,880 --> 00:06:48,120 Speaker 3: about it? So I gave him a big kiss on 146 00:06:48,120 --> 00:06:49,800 Speaker 3: the lips. I've met this girl. 147 00:06:49,880 --> 00:06:50,440 Speaker 2: She's awesome. 148 00:06:50,560 --> 00:06:51,520 Speaker 3: Give us a play of kiss. 149 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:54,680 Speaker 2: So I kissed my mate in the middle of the party. Anyway, 150 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:55,840 Speaker 2: I went back to the German girl. 151 00:06:56,080 --> 00:06:57,080 Speaker 3: She saw the whole thing. 152 00:06:57,200 --> 00:07:01,960 Speaker 2: Yeah, quite against it. She was just like I saw it, 153 00:07:02,760 --> 00:07:07,720 Speaker 2: not interested, not interested. Fair enough, No, it's not fair enough. 154 00:07:08,720 --> 00:07:10,240 Speaker 1: Just looked up with someone and then they're like, you 155 00:07:10,520 --> 00:07:11,720 Speaker 1: just go and hook up with another guy. 156 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:12,960 Speaker 3: I didn't hook up with him. 157 00:07:13,480 --> 00:07:14,880 Speaker 2: You open mouth kissed him. 158 00:07:15,160 --> 00:07:18,440 Speaker 3: I was buddy excited because I met this Girl's. 159 00:07:17,680 --> 00:07:18,239 Speaker 2: Got a Greg. 160 00:07:18,360 --> 00:07:24,360 Speaker 1: It's got a Greg. Good Greggy, have to thank you. 161 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:26,560 Speaker 1: Appreciate that, mate. Happy New Years Year as well. Most 162 00:07:26,560 --> 00:07:28,520 Speaker 1: memorable break up excuse someone's used on you. 163 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,040 Speaker 4: We were going after about five and a half, six years, 164 00:07:32,160 --> 00:07:34,360 Speaker 4: you go for the year and a half and on 165 00:07:34,480 --> 00:07:35,000 Speaker 4: the right ship. 166 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:42,800 Speaker 2: Oh you remember that? Jeez? I remember? 167 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:43,880 Speaker 3: For two reasons? 168 00:07:44,160 --> 00:07:44,880 Speaker 2: Why is that mane? 169 00:07:46,240 --> 00:07:48,920 Speaker 3: I was either the reasons I was either that good 170 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:52,000 Speaker 3: she could never get better than me, that bad? 171 00:07:53,360 --> 00:07:57,400 Speaker 2: Probably number two? Greg, I'm sorry, Are you done with that? 172 00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:58,360 Speaker 4: Why not? 173 00:07:58,560 --> 00:08:02,160 Speaker 3: Check out more from Women Woody on the Full Show podcast.