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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to talk about the dilemma we all face

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Speaker 2: when paying for things that the counter very very shortly.

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Speaker 2: But before that, I want to talk about Strawberry Girl,

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Speaker 2: who is going viral on social media at the moment.

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Speaker 2: And she's called Strawberry Girl because she did a video

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Speaker 2: online tasting a strawberry. Now, now this sounds pretty basic

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Speaker 2: at this point, but the reason it's gone viral is

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Speaker 2: because she was eating one strawberry that cost her nineteen

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Speaker 2: US dollars, which is around thirty Australian dollars if you

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Speaker 2: want to make the exchange there, But if you do

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Speaker 2: want to hear, it's just this is the kind of

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Speaker 2: content will that people just pick up on. I mean,

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Speaker 2: you're about to hear just some super entertaining stuff. This

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Speaker 2: is Strawberry Girl eating a strawberry. This is a nineteen

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Speaker 2: dollars strawberry from Arawana.

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Speaker 3: It's from Kyoto in Japan, and apparently it's like the

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Speaker 3: best tasting strawberry in the entire world.

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Speaker 1: Wow, actually the best strawberry I've ever had.

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Speaker 4: Hot content, that's hot. That's that's that's going viral.

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Speaker 5: So and she's mentioned believe she's mentioned, can't believe how

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Speaker 5: bad that is?

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Speaker 4: That's content these days?

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Speaker 1: Well, I cannot like that.

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Speaker 4: We've got a more fruit tasting baffled like.

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Speaker 1: Well that's a that's a thing because people are saying,

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Speaker 1: how shit that is? Right?

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Speaker 2: They no, no, nothing, that's hot content. To be honest

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Speaker 2: with you, I don't understand social media.

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Speaker 4: Are now you're joking.

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Speaker 1: I hang on, Can I hear from someone who's actually

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Speaker 1: slightly relevant here.

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Speaker 4: Like anase Analse?

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Speaker 2: Is that is that good content because it's people are

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Speaker 2: laughing at her about it being bad?

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Speaker 4: Or is that taking off because it's actually interesting?

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Speaker 3: Interesting, A nineteen dollars strawberry.

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Speaker 2: That's what I'm talking about, That's what I'm talking about.

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Speaker 2: So you che her into this kind of So she's

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Speaker 2: she's referring to a grocery store. She got it from

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Speaker 2: a grocery store called I mean, I pronounced it's ear Horn,

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Speaker 2: which is in LA, which is a it's a grocery

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Speaker 2: store which I've actually been to and it's a common

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Speaker 2: one to little Flex. You go to it in La

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Speaker 2: if you want to see a celebrity. Yeah, because all

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Speaker 2: the Kardashians they're all going at this grocery store.

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Speaker 4: Everything's very expensive to then the ear horn. I think I'm.

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Speaker 2: Pronouncing it wrong, but it's it's kind of spelled ear

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Speaker 2: horn like I once paid when I got there. When

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Speaker 2: I went there, I paid twenty Yeah, I went absolutely

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Speaker 2: I want to a celeb. I didn't see one. I

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Speaker 2: think I saw fat Man Scoop actually, but not one

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Speaker 2: hundred percent sure.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, I went in there and that's it.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: The last person I paid twenty five Australian dollars for

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Speaker 2: like a small slice of carrot cake. Wow, twenty five Australian.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely delicious, but twenty five Australian dollars. So I was

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Speaker 2: quite emotional. But here's the thing, and this is what

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Speaker 2: I want people to get involved with. When I went

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Speaker 2: to the counter, I didn't realize how much the carrot

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Speaker 2: cake cost. There wasn't a price tag.

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Speaker 1: Obviously you're not buying it exactly twenty five dollars. I mean,

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Speaker 1: you know, I am guilty of doing a fifty five

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Speaker 1: dollars preta mon stop at the airport.

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Speaker 4: Fifty five dollars at preta mondree? What's what is preta mondre?

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Speaker 1: That's kind of like a gourmet sandwich slash takeaway British

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Speaker 1: takeaway shop lovely Okay, I like you know you're they'll

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Speaker 1: do you like that earl shop that you like?

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Speaker 4: Oh I love her?

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Speaker 1: They do? Like a boiled egg in a plastic tarb

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Speaker 1: and it's sixteen dollars. Yeah, okay, I want to talk

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Speaker 1: about these Yeah, it's some water cress. Absolutely like two

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Speaker 1: bits of spinach with an egg seventeen dollars.

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Speaker 4: Somehow it's extra. I want to talk about these expensive places.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, when you rock up to the counter and you're

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Speaker 2: unsure of the price, and then they scan the item

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Speaker 2: and you realize how much it costs yep, yep, yeah.

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Speaker 4: Are you allowed to bail? What?

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Speaker 6: Like?

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Speaker 7: What?

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Speaker 1: What are the rules?

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Speaker 4: And there's what I want people to answer.

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Speaker 2: By the way, thirteen one o sixty five is the

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Speaker 2: number I find myself in this situation all the time

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Speaker 2: where I don't realize how much something costs. And often

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Speaker 2: the expensive places they hide the price tag. They hide

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Speaker 2: the tags because they know they know that no one

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Speaker 2: And you get to the counter and then they scan away,

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Speaker 2: and then you're sitting there you start to sweat, and

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Speaker 2: you're in this delli of a pickle where it's like

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Speaker 2: do I tap or do I tap out? Just like

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Speaker 2: thank you? And do I just run? Am I allowed

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Speaker 2: to run away.

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Speaker 4: In that situation? Tap? Tap out? Thirty rank?

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Speaker 2: I wouldn't personally, is it okay? Is it socially acceptable

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Speaker 2: if you then just bail?

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Speaker 1: So maybe this isn't necessarily just to tight asses delivered mate,

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Speaker 1: because like, I've got no problem in going, WHOA, that's

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Speaker 1: way over what I thought i'd be paying for that.

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Speaker 4: Do you say that to the shop attendant? Why not

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Speaker 4: to their face?

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Speaker 7: Why not?

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Speaker 4: Like I'll say, go old.

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Speaker 1: Just go whoa, that's expensive? And then I'll go heng

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Speaker 1: on a second, how much of raspberries? O jesus, A

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Speaker 1: twelve dollars hunt of raspberry get rid of that? If

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Speaker 1: I put I give it to them. Your penance for

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Speaker 1: not making that reasonably priced is that you now have

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Speaker 1: to put that take on your own shelf.

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Speaker 2: You know what's that confrontation? That level of confrontation for

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Speaker 2: me is way too much. I would probably I'd be like, oh, sorry,

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Speaker 2: I'm getting a phone call and like mom mum, you've

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Speaker 2: been in an accident, and like run out of them.

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Speaker 4: Do you know what I need? I need some reason

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Speaker 4: as to wind.

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Speaker 1: It's when your dad. It's when your dad used to

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Speaker 1: take you to the video store, right, and he'd go,

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Speaker 1: you guys go nuts, and you used to go out

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Speaker 1: with your siblings and you'd pick and choose from the shelves.

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Speaker 4: Dad, for me, was always like a one one year

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Speaker 4: release or five weekly.

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Speaker 1: Right and weekly. And the moment when he got to

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Speaker 1: the shot and they scan them all and then you'd go,

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Speaker 1: on a second, I smell her out and you've thrown

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Speaker 1: it over.

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Speaker 4: Nightly in there, bloody.

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Speaker 1: That's when you go. He'd hand it straight back. And

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Speaker 1: so we can't take that.

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Speaker 4: Because that used to be like seven bucks for the

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Speaker 4: night at.

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Speaker 1: Least, and we already had a nightly which would have

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Speaker 1: been his nightly, you know, if he feels an il

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Speaker 1: sky whatever.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, Veronica, Veronica, Veronica, let's back on get back on

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Speaker 2: topic here. Can can you bail after finding out the

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Speaker 2: price of saying at the counter?

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Speaker 4: What are your thoughts for.

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Speaker 8: Absolutely result?

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Speaker 7: Lad?

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Speaker 4: Hello, Yes, we can hear you going, Veronica.

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Speaker 8: Sorry, Now, I was at the airport, it must have

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Speaker 8: been about fifteen years ago, and I went to buy

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Speaker 8: a sausage roll, just a regular sausage.

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Speaker 6: Roll, and the lady said, oh, that's nine dollars.

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Speaker 1: And I stopped.

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Speaker 8: I'm not playing nine dollars for a sausage roll, and

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Speaker 8: I said, and she said, what do you expect the airport?

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Speaker 2: And I just yeah, there's an airport tax there, and

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Speaker 2: no doubt they would have been asking more money for

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Speaker 2: the sauce as well.

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Speaker 4: You know, when you're playing nine bucks for a sausage roll,

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Speaker 4: you're looking at sixty cents for sauce or a sorcer.

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Speaker 1: At that point, a relish, Oh yeah. I don't know

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Speaker 1: who Veronica was, but it sounded like she was in

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Speaker 1: under a tin shed in a typhoon. So I hope

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Speaker 1: he's all right.

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Speaker 2: Thoughts, go out to Veronica. Let's go to dead beer.

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Speaker 4: I'm not dead, well, she might as well be.

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Speaker 1: Nine dollars.

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Speaker 2: Dev Can you bail after finding out the price of

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Speaker 2: something at the counter?

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Speaker 8: Yes, I think you can. When you're going to pay

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Speaker 8: thirty three dollars for a piece of fish, get.

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Speaker 1: Yes, let's heard a town on this who was charging

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Speaker 1: you thirty three dollars for a piece of fish.

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Speaker 8: The fish store. That's where I live locally and they

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Speaker 8: were packing up for the day, so there was no

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Speaker 8: price on display, and I just said, I get a

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Speaker 8: piece of flake and he was like yeah, yeah, and

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Speaker 8: he said is that bid I K And I'm like, yeah,

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Speaker 8: that's sign and then he wrapped it all up and

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Speaker 8: then he comes back and he goes thirty three dollars

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Speaker 1: Went, sorry, how much was that with chips? I went na, thanks,

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Speaker 1: that was that with chips?

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Speaker 7: Dead?

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Speaker 4: No, doesn't sound like it was. It doesn't sound like good.

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Speaker 1: Just laughing my face.

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Speaker 4: It wasn't that funny? A question?

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Speaker 1: There are a little weather going around Australia right now

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Speaker 1: that I'm not aware of because I feel like no

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Speaker 1: one can hear us, trying to understand can anyone hear us?

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Speaker 7: What do you?

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Speaker 2: Why did fire? And that's so funny?

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Speaker 1: Marcus, I swear, Marcus, can you hear me?

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Speaker 6: I can can you hear me?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I can go where you are?

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Speaker 7: Mark.

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Speaker 1: I feel like everyone's getting a bit drowned out by

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Speaker 1: the rain. But anyway you were, you were stuck with

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Speaker 1: some expensive fruit Markers.

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Speaker 4: I was, Yeah.

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Speaker 6: My brother is in Taiwan, so my wife and I

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Speaker 6: went to visit him last year and he was raving

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Speaker 6: about these organic grapes that they grow apparently once every

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Speaker 2: So he took us I make that word organic. That

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Speaker 2: the word organic. For me, it just doubles the price. Sorry,

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Speaker 2: Marcus has to be in my bonnet. There go on, mate.

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Speaker 6: So unbeknown to me, I didn't know the price. My

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Speaker 6: brother's quite well to do, so it doesn't sort of

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Speaker 6: face him when he buys his stuff. But I went

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Speaker 6: to the counter. They scanned it and it was one

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Speaker 6: hundred and twenty Australian dollars for a bunch of grapes.

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Speaker 4: Wow, god, so did you tap what did you tap out?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 6: No, so obviously their comprehension of the English language and

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Speaker 6: my comprehension, Amandarin. You know, I was basically cursing them.

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Speaker 6: I said, no chance in how I walked off. My

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Speaker 6: brother in Shae paid for them, because to say faith, so, yeah,

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Speaker 6: he paid for them.

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Speaker 4: I didn't.

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Speaker 1: I thought we were talking about you. I thought we

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Speaker 1: were talking about your comprehension of grapes though, Marcus, not

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Speaker 1: your comprehension of there.

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Speaker 6: I was cursing them and they had to confuse, you know,

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Speaker 6: look on their face, and I walked off and my

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Speaker 6: mother paid for them. But I ended up eating the

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Speaker 6: grapes and they were fantastic.

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Speaker 4: So they in the end the game, were you going

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Speaker 1: No one's hearing me. Hearing me today, liked you mics

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Speaker 2: But I guess the fish of the day at a

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Speaker 2: We did want to give you Billy Eilish tickets, but

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Speaker 2: couldn't get them. They are completely sold out, so you

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Speaker 1: Which I think if you get a second hand ticket,

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Speaker 4: So yeah, we really pulling the curtain down.

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Speaker 2: But absolutely, and no doubt that her team was devastated,

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Speaker 2: Like do you want to get that really popular radio

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Speaker 2: But yeah, we're happy to take that. We're happy to

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Speaker 1: We have absolutely we were. You know, it felt a

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Speaker 2: Pretty extraordinary actually, so they we can't say exactly where

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Speaker 4: But they had rented that property out for a day

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we've never done anything like that.

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Speaker 4: This was the most extraordinary property I've ever walked into

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Speaker 1: Yeah, one hundred percent. I'm just trying to like it's

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Speaker 1: know if anyone's seen the Billy Docco, but you quite

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Speaker 1: realized her mum record manager, who are there? I recognized

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Speaker 2: The owner of the house. By the way, he only

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Speaker 1: I will stay Finally, I will say that I need

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Speaker 1: stylee slot slash kabana out there in you know, classic

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Speaker 1: Billy earlish attire, so sort of like baggy shorts, skate shoes, yeah,

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Speaker 1: cyrus skate shoes. Actually that's the first thing I did.

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Speaker 1: Man, I'm wearing them right now.

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Speaker 2: And I think I started saying, like, look, how embarrassing

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Speaker 4: And I was like, wow, Yeah, that was bad, bad,

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Speaker 1: We had to get out of there.

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Speaker 2: Credit to her, she's so nice like this, this is

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Speaker 1: And she gave us shoe tongue chat. Yeah for a

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Speaker 1: little while. But yeah, obviously you guys, honest, you've seen

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Speaker 4: Yeah, camera Cruz and.

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Speaker 1: The camera guys, the audio guys, her team, your team.

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Speaker 4: Her mum, that team's just keptain pook pans our ep.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Hey, hey we had a team down there, even

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Speaker 1: I don't know what you're doing over what you're doing, gen.

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Speaker 2: You Mike Berie like, what what are you? You know,

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Speaker 2: her team's there and you're representative. Who are you saddle enough?

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Speaker 2: Are you talking to Billy's mum there?

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Speaker 4: Or what are you?

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Speaker 1: I shook hands with the producer of the thing, and

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Speaker 1: then I took some photos at the harbor. Nice, did

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Speaker 1: you take a photo of us?

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Speaker 4: No?

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Speaker 1: No, no you actually no, no, that was jake. No no,

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Speaker 1: I was jacing.

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Speaker 4: You actually can't know that.

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Speaker 1: You weren't allowed to take any photos of anything, but

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Speaker 4: He was shaking hands. It taking photos of the harbor

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Speaker 1: So you might have been checking your sports bet account anyway.

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Speaker 1: So what we have It was an incredible chat. I've

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Speaker 1: listened to, and amazingly, I actually I actually have I

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Speaker 6: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, So when I realized that, I was like, cool,

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Speaker 1: I'm ready for this conversation, but I feel like I've

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Speaker 4: Yeah, absolutely, and insert.

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Speaker 2: I mean, I'd love to play the audio of it,

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Speaker 4: But in twenty four hours time. Yes, this is a

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Speaker 2: We will by you the audio of our conversation with

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Speaker 2: Billie Eilish, but I think we can mention at this

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Speaker 2: point and this will get you back tomorrow afternoon.

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Speaker 4: You deliver.

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Speaker 2: It's a compliment. It was a long compliment. You'd written

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Speaker 2: it out, you read it to her. Yeah, and I'm

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Speaker 2: not going to say what you said.

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Speaker 4: But tears.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, like she's crying, then her mom's crying, and then

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Speaker 2: I don't know, the tour managers crying. Pretty sure, a

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Speaker 2: camera guy was crying. It was. It was pretty amazing.

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Speaker 1: It was emotional. Yeah, it was cool, Yeah, it was.

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Speaker 1: It actually was amazing. Oh, to celebrate guess.

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Speaker 3: The fish with Billy Eilish, The Fish with Billy Eilish.

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Speaker 4: It really it was amazing.

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Speaker 1: Though the tears and it was amazing. I mean, like,

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Speaker 1: also we'll get to Isabella and zek who is guessing

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Speaker 1: the fisher Billy Eilish today, we're also sitting like the

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Speaker 1: in Pott's point, like it.

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Speaker 5: Was unrelatable now, so let's buy the game. It was

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Speaker 5: totally unrelatable. There was a real out of body experience.

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Speaker 4: Malcolm Turnbull was next door.

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Speaker 1: Malcolm Turmble's house next door totally well.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, so the game guess the fish for Billie Eilish,

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Speaker 2: I mean, the name's on the tin. But we've got

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Speaker 2: Isabella playing today. Isabella, we're going to be calling a restaurant.

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Speaker 2: You are going to be calling a restaurant and you

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Speaker 2: going to be. Do you think you're going to be

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Speaker 2: good at guessing the fish?

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Speaker 4: Isabella?

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Speaker 3: I hope.

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Speaker 6: So. My dad fishes quite frequently, so hopefully some of

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Speaker 6: his wisdom has come on to me.

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Speaker 2: Right much I've been a fisherman makes you good at.

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Speaker 1: If you if you dodated the pub a lot, do

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Speaker 1: you the pub a lot as well? Isabella?

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Speaker 6: Your dad I thought of But he always went for

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Speaker 4: Don't think you're going to good at this at all.

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Speaker 4: You are going to be calling the Fitzroy town Hall.

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Speaker 6: Now.

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Speaker 4: I don't know this place too well.

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Speaker 1: Is a number of times?

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Speaker 4: Is it like a bar situation?

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Speaker 7: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Good questions.

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Speaker 1: I won't give you a hand here because I do

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Speaker 1: want you to win a thousand dollars. And no one

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Speaker 1: actually has one guess the fish for Billy Elish before.

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Speaker 1: Is that right? I don't think one person, So it's

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Speaker 1: given three guesses that it's a gastro pub, Isabella, the

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Speaker 1: Fitzroy town Hall Hotel. It's be a pretty it's a

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Speaker 1: maybe able a bit of a buffalo mozzarella on there,

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Speaker 1: just to give you an idea.

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Speaker 4: So we'd be a classy fish.

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Speaker 1: Certainly a classier fish. I don't know if that where

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Speaker 1: does that move you towards Isabella? What are you thinking?

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Speaker 8: Oh, I don't really know many classy fish like oysters.

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Speaker 2: Maybe I can tell you right now the fish of

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Speaker 2: the day will not get oyster. Oysters has never been

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Speaker 2: the fishing the day, so I'm going to give you

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Speaker 2: day that you could go with crab bis.

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Speaker 4: Again, I would caution you to go for a fish.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what fish? Do you know? If your dad used

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Speaker 1: to fish a bit, Isabelle, lobster, that's not a fish.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ.

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Speaker 2: This is becoming name of fish at this point, Isabella,

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Speaker 2: it's going to be it's going to be a fish.

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Speaker 1: Your dad used to fish a bit? What did he

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Speaker 1: bring home?

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Speaker 8: Like, I'm not really even good the name of the

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Speaker 8: white fish sometimes like little crabs.

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Speaker 4: Fish from the crustaceans, A.

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Speaker 8: Fish, a clown fish.

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Speaker 1: Well, it's only because in finding Nemo that you that

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Speaker 1: you know what a.

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Speaker 3: Clown well, yes, exactly.

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Speaker 2: I was betting on climbing.

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Speaker 5: Nemo to help me.

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Speaker 2: Do you think they're going to be serving up clown

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Speaker 2: fish as their special No?

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Speaker 1: Probably salmon.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I guess it's it's a quality fish. Okay, So Isabella,

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Speaker 2: we're gonna call Fitzroy town Hall.

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Speaker 1: You fancy enough. I'm just saying, oh wow, I'm just

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Speaker 1: saying I can't see them doing that's it. That's a

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Speaker 4: Do you want to lock it?

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Speaker 1: Into salmon with steam, greens, Asian greens, bit of rifle.

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Speaker 4: Salmon's a classy No, it's not. I don't go to

448
00:19:07,359 --> 00:19:09,520
Speaker 4: many classy places though, Isabelle. Do you want to change

449
00:19:09,560 --> 00:19:11,199
Speaker 4: your answer or you want to lock in salmon?

450
00:19:12,080 --> 00:19:15,520
Speaker 1: What about Barramunday? Is that a bit fancier? It has

451
00:19:15,560 --> 00:19:15,760
Speaker 1: to be.

452
00:19:16,240 --> 00:19:19,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, Isabella, We're gonna call Fitzroy town Hall. All you

453
00:19:19,160 --> 00:19:20,760
Speaker 2: can do is ask what's the fish of the day

454
00:19:20,760 --> 00:19:21,679
Speaker 2: for a thousand bucks?

455
00:19:21,840 --> 00:19:24,040
Speaker 6: Okaytory town Hall Hotel.

456
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Speaker 2: This is Ella, Yes, this is she.

457
00:19:27,160 --> 00:19:28,919
Speaker 6: I'm just calling to ask what the fish of the

458
00:19:29,000 --> 00:19:29,439
Speaker 6: day is.

459
00:19:29,920 --> 00:19:31,280
Speaker 1: Oh, let me just check for you.

460
00:19:32,920 --> 00:19:36,280
Speaker 8: It's Barahmunday with salmon, Robert blanc and asparagus today.

461
00:19:37,080 --> 00:19:37,320
Speaker 1: Yeah.

462
00:19:42,160 --> 00:19:43,680
Speaker 4: So did you say your name was Ella?

463
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Speaker 6: Ella?

464
00:19:44,440 --> 00:19:46,000
Speaker 4: Yeah, Hella.

465
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Speaker 2: You just one Isabella one thousand dollars for guessing the

466
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Speaker 2: fish of the day.

467
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Speaker 3: Oh wow, congrats, thank you, Oh my god, Alla, thank

468
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,440
Speaker 3: you so much.

469
00:20:00,160 --> 00:20:01,320
Speaker 1: Are dollars?

470
00:20:01,359 --> 00:20:01,639
Speaker 3: Well?

471
00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:04,879
Speaker 1: But I mean we were in lobster area before. You

472
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,480
Speaker 1: didn't even know what a fish was.

473
00:20:06,520 --> 00:20:09,400
Speaker 4: Before would first guess was oyster as fish of the day?

474
00:20:10,359 --> 00:20:15,360
Speaker 1: One guess the fish for Billie Eilish. Well done, Isabella.

475
00:20:15,680 --> 00:20:18,120
Speaker 1: We actually met Billy earlier today Isabella, and we asked

476
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Speaker 1: her if she had any free tickets and she does

477
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Speaker 1: not know.

478
00:20:23,640 --> 00:20:27,240
Speaker 4: Good luck, good lie, good luck and congratulations.

479
00:20:26,560 --> 00:20:29,280
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you so much. Oh my god, I

480
00:20:29,400 --> 00:20:32,240
Speaker 1: see you later. Don't forget. Billie Eilish is on the

481
00:20:32,280 --> 00:20:37,160
Speaker 1: show tomorrow, kid. Yeah, that was a wild, wild interview.

482
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Speaker 6: Yeah.

483
00:20:37,600 --> 00:20:39,240
Speaker 1: I've never been more nervous in my whole life.

484
00:20:39,080 --> 00:20:41,640
Speaker 4: Reading something out yep, and you made her in a.

485
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Speaker 1: Good way, Well, in a good way, find out tomorrow

486
00:20:43,760 --> 00:20:58,199
Speaker 1: see then sayings in the studio. He just rocked up.

487
00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:58,600
Speaker 4: He's not true.

488
00:20:58,600 --> 00:21:00,479
Speaker 1: It's gonna have enough gear for two spots woods. But

489
00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:02,760
Speaker 1: we'd love to keep him over the song.

490
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,560
Speaker 7: But I did ask because how long you want me?

491
00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:06,760
Speaker 7: And you're like, well, you know, we'll see what's in there.

492
00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:11,159
Speaker 7: I don't know, honestly. My my my intention with comedy

493
00:21:11,240 --> 00:21:13,680
Speaker 7: was to keep doing this career until I'm out of jokes.

494
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:14,920
Speaker 7: I had a corporate job.

495
00:21:14,960 --> 00:21:17,600
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, this will be the moment, This was the

496
00:21:17,600 --> 00:21:18,520
Speaker 2: moment that you run out of ge.

497
00:21:18,880 --> 00:21:22,720
Speaker 7: I'm not ashamed it'll be because it'll become apparent, won't

498
00:21:23,040 --> 00:21:25,119
Speaker 7: When I say something and there's no laugh afterwards.

499
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Speaker 4: That's it.

500
00:21:26,080 --> 00:21:26,399
Speaker 7: That's it.

501
00:21:28,560 --> 00:21:29,600
Speaker 4: Actually, did you get that though?

502
00:21:29,640 --> 00:21:32,000
Speaker 2: After every single show that you write though, because the

503
00:21:32,040 --> 00:21:34,000
Speaker 2: Comedy Festival's freed and shows, et cetera, which you are,

504
00:21:34,160 --> 00:21:34,920
Speaker 2: You've got a new show.

505
00:21:35,000 --> 00:21:38,240
Speaker 4: You paid for this, But that's the.

506
00:21:38,200 --> 00:21:41,520
Speaker 7: Title that just sort of suggest support in my career

507
00:21:41,520 --> 00:21:44,879
Speaker 7: that I'm at that, Like, listen, I've got three kids

508
00:21:44,920 --> 00:21:47,840
Speaker 7: to feed down. Okay, I heard that. I heard you

509
00:21:48,119 --> 00:21:53,320
Speaker 7: if you go young young yeah, three months now, three kids,

510
00:21:53,760 --> 00:21:56,080
Speaker 7: two wives, not at the same time. I'm not that Muslim,

511
00:21:56,119 --> 00:22:00,880
Speaker 7: but you know, I was like, yeah, so, yeah, he's

512
00:22:01,800 --> 00:22:07,560
Speaker 7: around and can you see the grays many apparently the

513
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:12,760
Speaker 7: kid and parents like scientifically does aige you more so

514
00:22:12,880 --> 00:22:15,320
Speaker 7: if you compare, compare if you have that, like someone

515
00:22:15,359 --> 00:22:17,280
Speaker 7: that's a dad and someone's that's that's not like when

516
00:22:17,280 --> 00:22:21,560
Speaker 7: you guys don't Okay, well this theory furce flags. None

517
00:22:21,560 --> 00:22:22,320
Speaker 7: of you have great do.

518
00:22:22,320 --> 00:22:23,040
Speaker 1: You know I got guys.

519
00:22:23,040 --> 00:22:24,120
Speaker 4: I've got some guys coming in.

520
00:22:24,840 --> 00:22:28,480
Speaker 7: You are receding. It's kind of hard to sell because

521
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:31,439
Speaker 7: you're a ginger, all shiny ginger.

522
00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:32,119
Speaker 1: Necessarily.

523
00:22:32,359 --> 00:22:33,679
Speaker 4: Someone finally said that you're a redhead.

524
00:22:33,720 --> 00:22:38,760
Speaker 2: Well there's a lot to tell you, but.

525
00:22:38,359 --> 00:22:44,040
Speaker 7: Okay, you're like literally ginger like the veil. Yeahs orange people.

526
00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:45,560
Speaker 7: You know when people do ginger, that's kind of.

527
00:22:46,040 --> 00:22:48,359
Speaker 1: Like you're not that Muslim and I'm not that ginger. No,

528
00:22:48,560 --> 00:22:50,480
Speaker 1: you know we're on the spectrum.

529
00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,600
Speaker 7: Yeah yeah, yeah, speak How do we get onto.

530
00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,880
Speaker 2: This about the aging process that has for a dad

531
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Speaker 2: compared to somebody?

532
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Speaker 4: Isn't it that so Tommy button pusher, no children and he's.

533
00:23:00,600 --> 00:23:05,359
Speaker 7: Like ninety five, isn't he? That is? But you know

534
00:23:05,400 --> 00:23:07,480
Speaker 7: what they say that like the older you get, because

535
00:23:07,480 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 7: I'm getting I see you like one older. No, I

536
00:23:10,240 --> 00:23:12,920
Speaker 7: don't want to tell my wick is thirty nine, which

537
00:23:12,960 --> 00:23:13,520
Speaker 7: is joking.

538
00:23:13,960 --> 00:23:15,880
Speaker 1: You look really, you look good, not bad.

539
00:23:15,680 --> 00:23:17,440
Speaker 7: But thirty nine, I reckon wants to hit forty three.

540
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:18,840
Speaker 7: It just starts to fall apart.

541
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Speaker 4: It's very specific.

542
00:23:20,600 --> 00:23:23,119
Speaker 7: Well, brown brown uncles, like we start to uncleize at

543
00:23:23,119 --> 00:23:27,879
Speaker 7: about forty mid forties, your pop belly, just the patchy hair,

544
00:23:28,240 --> 00:23:32,080
Speaker 7: the burping in public, all that. Yeah yeah yeah yeah,

545
00:23:32,119 --> 00:23:34,960
Speaker 7: but but yeah, your age faster. There's the older you get, Like.

546
00:23:34,920 --> 00:23:37,240
Speaker 1: With three kids, life goes quicker.

547
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,400
Speaker 7: No, you know they say like if you're fifty one

548
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:42,840
Speaker 7: year feels a lot shorter than you feels relative relative,

549
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,680
Speaker 7: you know, if you're four, one year is quarter you're life.

550
00:23:45,640 --> 00:23:49,000
Speaker 7: So but when you're a parent, apparently because devices also

551
00:23:49,040 --> 00:23:51,679
Speaker 7: make your perception of time speed up, but if you're

552
00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:54,840
Speaker 7: a parent, you feel every freaking second. In a way,

553
00:23:55,119 --> 00:23:57,879
Speaker 7: I'm living longer right now because I feel it all.

554
00:23:57,880 --> 00:23:59,320
Speaker 1: You're going to get. You're trying to get that bit

555
00:23:59,359 --> 00:24:01,960
Speaker 1: with it. It's like the hours crawl by and the

556
00:24:02,200 --> 00:24:04,360
Speaker 1: years fly by or whatever that expression is. Is that kind

557
00:24:04,359 --> 00:24:05,720
Speaker 1: of what you're trying to say. Like, when you're in it,

558
00:24:05,760 --> 00:24:08,000
Speaker 1: you're like, this is the longest half hour of my life.

559
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,800
Speaker 1: But then you look back over the last three months

560
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:10,240
Speaker 1: and you're.

561
00:24:10,080 --> 00:24:12,320
Speaker 7: Like, especially when you play that, you know, the sort

562
00:24:12,359 --> 00:24:15,240
Speaker 7: of music and slow everything, like you know when you're reminiscent.

563
00:24:15,400 --> 00:24:18,680
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's all good.

564
00:24:20,720 --> 00:24:24,240
Speaker 7: Through your phone playing Yeah, good times.

565
00:24:25,200 --> 00:24:31,399
Speaker 1: The movies that your phone makes you actually.

566
00:24:32,200 --> 00:24:37,600
Speaker 2: Emotional, Yeah, the galleries of just like yeah, summer emotional music.

567
00:24:37,800 --> 00:24:39,600
Speaker 1: Yes, I worked.

568
00:24:39,400 --> 00:24:41,320
Speaker 7: On a I had random extras that I used to

569
00:24:41,400 --> 00:24:43,160
Speaker 7: hang out with and we just used to take selfies

570
00:24:43,400 --> 00:24:46,119
Speaker 7: and then the iPhone made a bloody montage of me

571
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:48,359
Speaker 7: and him and I don't even know his name, but

572
00:24:48,440 --> 00:24:51,560
Speaker 7: like I got emotional, like I was missing him. Yeah, exactly,

573
00:24:51,600 --> 00:24:54,359
Speaker 7: there we go. Wow, you slow it down a little

574
00:24:54,359 --> 00:24:58,000
Speaker 7: like the actual vision, the slow blanking. That's that's how

575
00:24:58,000 --> 00:25:01,399
Speaker 7: you make love. That's how you make love, not how

576
00:25:01,440 --> 00:25:03,520
Speaker 7: you make love. That's how you make three kids.

577
00:25:03,520 --> 00:25:04,359
Speaker 1: You've got three kids.

578
00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:10,880
Speaker 7: Music play nothing slowed down? All right? You know what

579
00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,520
Speaker 7: this is becoming? PJ.

580
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,480
Speaker 1: It sounds like he's got more gear. Let's go to

581
00:25:14,760 --> 00:25:22,240
Speaker 1: side comfortably one of the best comics in the country.

582
00:25:22,280 --> 00:25:24,440
Speaker 1: Go and se him live nation dot com. Do you brandish?

583
00:25:26,400 --> 00:25:29,040
Speaker 7: I guess I'll take it comfortably one of the best.

584
00:25:29,080 --> 00:25:32,480
Speaker 7: Does that mean I'm comfortable with that? Or you're saying objectively?

585
00:25:32,720 --> 00:25:36,119
Speaker 1: Objectively? You're easily in the.

586
00:25:35,560 --> 00:25:38,679
Speaker 7: You are You know what? Sometimes you come across a

587
00:25:38,680 --> 00:25:41,480
Speaker 7: comedian that's funny online you're like damn, and then you

588
00:25:41,560 --> 00:25:44,480
Speaker 7: check out their followers and you're like, good. Exactly, stay unknown,

589
00:25:45,800 --> 00:25:51,680
Speaker 7: don't be discovered. You report the video inappropriate content, sensitive material.

590
00:25:54,280 --> 00:25:57,920
Speaker 7: You gotta this is how you stay Yeah.

591
00:25:57,920 --> 00:25:58,320
Speaker 1: I like that.

592
00:25:58,359 --> 00:26:01,080
Speaker 7: I've got that blue tick power. Instagram's going to look

593
00:26:01,080 --> 00:26:02,840
Speaker 7: at him and go, non, I believe you. You're three

594
00:26:02,920 --> 00:26:04,639
Speaker 7: hundred follower idiot. No, they're gonna go.

595
00:26:05,840 --> 00:26:07,120
Speaker 1: Also, you've got another three dads.

596
00:26:07,160 --> 00:26:10,240
Speaker 7: I wouldn't lie, and I'm a responsible I'm a responsible citizen.

597
00:26:10,280 --> 00:26:11,640
Speaker 7: So they're gonna gonna believe.

598
00:26:11,480 --> 00:26:12,560
Speaker 1: You said you've got three dads.

599
00:26:13,440 --> 00:26:13,919
Speaker 7: Do I say that?

600
00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:14,200
Speaker 1: Yeah?

601
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:17,640
Speaker 7: Right, well I don't know of.

602
00:26:20,400 --> 00:26:20,600
Speaker 6: Dad.

603
00:26:20,720 --> 00:26:22,280
Speaker 4: No that you guess you can you get step like

604
00:26:22,320 --> 00:26:23,400
Speaker 4: two step dads and the dad.

605
00:26:23,480 --> 00:26:28,320
Speaker 1: I guess double. Sure you made a Muslim reference before

606
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,200
Speaker 1: about multiple wife.

607
00:26:29,320 --> 00:26:34,200
Speaker 7: I'm multipos amis some thing, believe it.

608
00:26:34,280 --> 00:26:35,879
Speaker 1: And then I was like, no, it could be a

609
00:26:35,960 --> 00:26:38,359
Speaker 1: Muslim thing. I know Ramadan's galling up as well. Maybe

610
00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:42,399
Speaker 1: it could meet your father maybe and you get extra dads.

611
00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,120
Speaker 7: To be honest, I'm not well versed.

612
00:26:46,240 --> 00:26:48,800
Speaker 1: No want to say you're an entry level Muslim.

613
00:26:48,840 --> 00:26:51,200
Speaker 7: I'm an entry level Muslim. But you know I'm a

614
00:26:51,240 --> 00:26:53,280
Speaker 7: what do you call it, like the gateway, I'm a

615
00:26:53,320 --> 00:26:59,920
Speaker 7: gateway Muslim. Next minute, you know you're you're on a

616
00:27:00,080 --> 00:27:08,800
Speaker 7: no fly list and your you pay me money so

617
00:27:08,920 --> 00:27:09,639
Speaker 7: that you know that's.

618
00:27:09,560 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 1: Yea yeah, one hundred percent. People come and watch you.

619
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Speaker 7: People do people message me actually and ask me where

620
00:27:14,560 --> 00:27:15,120
Speaker 7: the money goes?

621
00:27:15,440 --> 00:27:15,840
Speaker 4: Seriously?

622
00:27:15,960 --> 00:27:18,119
Speaker 7: Yeah, but it's not like in a fun way, what

623
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:20,600
Speaker 7: do you do? What what? Well, maybe they're actually I

624
00:27:20,640 --> 00:27:22,159
Speaker 7: don't know. I just think some some people try to

625
00:27:22,320 --> 00:27:24,320
Speaker 7: after your shows. No, just just like when they're trying

626
00:27:24,320 --> 00:27:26,920
Speaker 7: to troll me, you know, they're just like where where

627
00:27:26,920 --> 00:27:30,040
Speaker 7: does it? Where does the money go? When somebody's the

628
00:27:30,080 --> 00:27:32,160
Speaker 7: word funnel with your money, that's not like it sounds

629
00:27:32,160 --> 00:27:34,320
Speaker 7: like you're in bezzling. Yeahs, I'm buzzling or you know,

630
00:27:34,400 --> 00:27:37,320
Speaker 7: sending it to an overseas organization, which I don't. We've

631
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,080
Speaker 7: got homegrown organizations here.

632
00:27:40,240 --> 00:27:41,080
Speaker 4: This is great work.

633
00:27:43,440 --> 00:27:49,200
Speaker 7: I'm talking about child care centers. Oh god, this is

634
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:50,040
Speaker 7: not going to sell me any.

635
00:27:54,720 --> 00:27:57,200
Speaker 4: No refunds though there's no refunds restrict.

636
00:27:56,960 --> 00:27:59,199
Speaker 7: No refund policy. I mean, actually, I don't know if

637
00:27:59,240 --> 00:28:01,159
Speaker 7: my title over rides. Did you know, like if you

638
00:28:01,240 --> 00:28:03,360
Speaker 7: go somewhere and you know, you see there's like disclaim,

639
00:28:03,440 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 7: like you go to a rock climbing place and then

640
00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:07,200
Speaker 7: you sign it a waiver which is if you trip

641
00:28:07,280 --> 00:28:09,600
Speaker 7: and break your neck, you're not held responsible. Do you

642
00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,560
Speaker 7: agree to these? Yeah, even though you signed it was

643
00:28:11,600 --> 00:28:13,240
Speaker 7: like one of the first things I learned at university

644
00:28:13,480 --> 00:28:15,920
Speaker 7: that thing doesn't mean jack. Really you can't just you

645
00:28:15,960 --> 00:28:20,000
Speaker 7: can't just like you can't write a clause that overrides

646
00:28:20,520 --> 00:28:23,720
Speaker 7: the law freedom freedom. I can't really remember, but yeah,

647
00:28:23,800 --> 00:28:24,320
Speaker 7: yeah you can't.

648
00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:26,640
Speaker 1: You can't contract out of his civil liberty.

649
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,800
Speaker 7: Exactly exactly.

650
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:29,640
Speaker 1: Know what that means.

651
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:31,920
Speaker 7: Okay, So I imagine if you and I agree to

652
00:28:32,080 --> 00:28:34,200
Speaker 7: fight to the death and we sign a contract saying

653
00:28:34,200 --> 00:28:35,800
Speaker 7: you and I you're not going to see each other

654
00:28:35,880 --> 00:28:39,440
Speaker 7: if well you can't gause you're dead, right, But that contract,

655
00:28:39,800 --> 00:28:41,960
Speaker 7: but it was it was it was considentual. Well, you've

656
00:28:42,320 --> 00:28:44,880
Speaker 7: written a contract that exists outside of the law of

657
00:28:45,280 --> 00:28:47,560
Speaker 7: being able to kill each other, Like you can't agree

658
00:28:47,560 --> 00:28:48,200
Speaker 7: to kill each other.

659
00:28:48,280 --> 00:28:50,040
Speaker 2: So so if I do a radio bit, because sometimes

660
00:28:50,080 --> 00:28:52,560
Speaker 2: i'd radio stupid ideas like with sharks and stuff, and

661
00:28:52,560 --> 00:28:54,800
Speaker 2: they make me sign a piece of paper, can I.

662
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,880
Speaker 7: Still if you get your arm bitten off, you still

663
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:58,440
Speaker 7: just see them?

664
00:28:58,480 --> 00:28:59,720
Speaker 4: Man, that's listen to.

665
00:29:00,200 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 7: Yeah, that's how much they trust you.

666
00:29:04,080 --> 00:29:06,960
Speaker 2: They And in a roundabout way, you're saying that people

667
00:29:07,040 --> 00:29:08,600
Speaker 2: signed something when they buy tickets to your show.

668
00:29:08,720 --> 00:29:10,600
Speaker 7: Well, I'm just hoping that they don't know the law enough,

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Speaker 7: because I probably could get a refund if they pressed,

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Speaker 7: if they merely asked for it from the venue. But

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Speaker 7: I hope that they'll be intimidated enough by my title

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Speaker 7: and blurb that they won't.

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Speaker 1: Oh's good, so I did pick up the blurb just

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Speaker 1: before to have a look it's blurb.

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Speaker 7: I wrote the blurb before knowing what the show is about,

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Speaker 7: and arguably I haven't really progressed since that.

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Speaker 4: You still don't know what the show is about.

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Speaker 1: Oh, you got to buy it, he said.

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Speaker 7: We were point out together.

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Speaker 1: This is his official blurb on the Comedy First website.

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Speaker 1: Quite this is the official bio for my brand new show.

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Speaker 1: You paid for this, not to be confused with any

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Speaker 1: of the fake ones out there. I had to write

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Speaker 1: this bio myself, which really threw my morning plans full stop.

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Speaker 1: I thought coming up with the title was the hard part,

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Speaker 1: but writing one hundred and fifty word biography about a

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Speaker 1: comedy show I haven't performed yet is actually really hard.

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Speaker 1: It's called you paid for and yes, I'm aware you

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Speaker 1: likely haven't paid for it yet. The show does what

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Speaker 1: the title suggests, presuming you actually do buy a ticket.

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Speaker 1: I can't match. You can't promise much beyond an hour

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Speaker 1: of joke sponsored by you. You haven't paid yet, but

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Speaker 1: we both know it's only a matter of time. Two

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Speaker 1: years to NASA's new show. You paid for this going

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Speaker 1: in of Live Nation, dot com dot au. He's doing

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Speaker 1: all the comedy festivals to Adelai, Canberra, Melbourne, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth,

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Speaker 1: even Woolenngong, even the gong Yeps. Livenation dot Comedy made

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Speaker 1: is so good to see. Thanks for coming in, Bye mate,