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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Good afternoon everyone. Pleasure to be with you on your

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Speaker 2: Monday gee whiz, A piping hot show this afternoon. And

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Speaker 2: if you know this show, you know where honest as well.

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Speaker 2: If it's a crap show, we'll tell you that. But

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Speaker 2: I actually think we've got something here with this is special. Firstly,

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Speaker 2: let's get down to brass tacks. You've got a date

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Speaker 2: with a Laura from the Bachelor, from Bachelor in Paradise.

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Speaker 2: She's a big name, tens of thousands of Instagram followers, yep,

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Speaker 2: she's been a lot of people's televisions. We've seen a

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Speaker 2: lot of her and reality TV. You secured a date

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Speaker 2: with her live on air, which was just massive, man,

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Speaker 2: and I can say from the bottom my heart, well

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Speaker 2: done again.

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Speaker 1: Thank you. I think I put my best foot forward

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Speaker 1: on that phone call.

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Speaker 2: Will.

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Speaker 1: I was charming, I was funny, yep. And I think

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Speaker 1: it's put me in good stead for Wednesday night.

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Speaker 2: I think I yeah, yeah, book agreed to agree. But

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Speaker 2: the problem here. The thing is though that we learned

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Speaker 2: that recently that you are significantly out of you, out

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Speaker 2: of your debth for a lot of people hitting us

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Speaker 2: up online that she's going to eat you alive. We're

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Speaker 2: going to work on that, guys. We're going to work

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Speaker 2: on that later on. So one six five is a

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Speaker 2: phone number. I'm gonna need a lot of help. I've

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Speaker 2: been out of the dating game for a long time

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Speaker 2: and we're learning that you're really bad at it. You've

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Speaker 2: been ice cold for sixty seven months.

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Speaker 1: So I've had a few misses. I've had a few

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Speaker 1: misses recently, Will in Game of Thrones, the winter's coming

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Speaker 1: for me. The winter's here, baby.

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Speaker 2: That's going to be happening very very shortly. Not to mention,

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Speaker 2: we've got a chance to win two thousand bucks all

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Speaker 2: thanks to crowds in the lead up to Mother's Day

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Speaker 2: all throughout this week, just asking you how well you

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Speaker 2: know your mum? If you want to register for that,

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Speaker 2: Willawoody dot com dot au and the pocket money pitch.

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Speaker 2: If you've used on your pocket money and your tiny

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Speaker 2: tacker out there, you want to get your grubby mits

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Speaker 2: on a few more dollars to get you a couple

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Speaker 2: more sour apples at the local milk bar.

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Speaker 1: Oh a toffee apple, Will, or a.

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Speaker 2: Toffee apple for that matter. Then chune in because it's

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Speaker 2: going a chance to get your mits on fifteen dollars

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Speaker 2: and eighty cents.

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Speaker 1: Very surely that's the leftovers from the boys lunch. That's

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Speaker 1: our money. Fifteen dollars eighty for you guys.

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Speaker 2: Time for a quick news flash, quick one to kick

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Speaker 2: us off. For people in New South Wales, anyone caught

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Speaker 2: over the legal limit, even low range drink drivers will

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Speaker 2: automatically lose their license on the spot as of May twenty. Oh. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: so a public service announcement. Yeah, just so you're across it,

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Speaker 2: and a five hundred and sixty one dollar fine. So, hey, Madonna,

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Speaker 2: give me another. Madonna's give me I mean, she's she's

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Speaker 2: probably the best. She's probably the best. Pana You do

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Speaker 2: you do?

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Speaker 3: All right?

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Speaker 2: That's another She was so good anyway, she still lose good.

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Speaker 2: Interesting story here her talking about the fact that giving

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Speaker 2: her children's phones and I quote ruined her relationship with them. Wow,

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Speaker 2: she reckons as soon as she gave a smartphone to

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Speaker 2: her kids, she reckons they become it became a larger

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Speaker 2: part of part of their lives than their relationship with her.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I can see that, and.

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Speaker 2: She rings has been horrible for their self growth and

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Speaker 2: largely because they start to compare themselves to other people.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, totally pretty amazing that she's been as candid

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Speaker 2: about that.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and I'm not close to being a father, if

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Speaker 1: I'm being honest, Like really, I don't laugh, but I'm

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Speaker 1: not close and for good reason. Yeah, but I would

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Speaker 1: like to think that I would take my phones off

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Speaker 1: my kids, Joel. Though, Jollie, you've just had your second child.

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Speaker 1: Congratulations by the way, But Joel, what are your thoughts

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Speaker 1: on giving your kids?

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Speaker 2: This is one of our producers, by the way.

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Speaker 1: Sorry, yeah, yeah, yeah, just smartphones.

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Speaker 2: You're far away there, we're just bringing his mic.

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Speaker 1: You have a couple of kids, a couple of whipper snappers.

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Speaker 1: You do not understand how much they are amazing for

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Speaker 1: your parenting skills.

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Speaker 2: Just you know, if you want to go to a.

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Speaker 1: Restaurant, the screen is great for him.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because if.

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Speaker 1: You don't, you're getting nothing done. Yeah.

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Speaker 2: Sure, in the time. Yeah, do you think it's a

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Speaker 2: bit lazy though, Joel, I mean, like, you know, I

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Speaker 1: Actually, do you feel like we're getting ganged up a

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Speaker 1: lot on those parents? Like I don't give your kids phones?

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Speaker 2: But you know, until because I know that my my

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Speaker 2: girlfriend babies. It's a kid that's allowed no screens and

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Speaker 1: And is that a nightmare for her when she's babysitting.

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Speaker 1: I was like, God, I can't like put a screen

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Speaker 2: And you know, I'd like to think that I wouldn't

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Speaker 2: let my kids have screens. But I'm sure when you know,

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Speaker 2: it's over a very old example. When we were kids,

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Speaker 2: we were only allowed to watch TV on a Friday night. Hello,

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Speaker 2: that's because mom and dad could go out on a

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Speaker 2: Friday night filling tool. Yeah, but Madonna reckons it ruins

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Speaker 2: their relationship with the kids.

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Speaker 1: So it's pretty flo Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I was going to ask you if you had kids.

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Speaker 1: But there's one potential Like, sorry, was that a serious question?

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Speaker 1: I was just a joking question. It's just a joking Yeah,

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Speaker 1: move on, do you want to go on? It's just

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Speaker 1: that tripping No, no, no, no, no worry about it.

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Speaker 2: Uh. With the girls mentioned is hiding in South America

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Speaker 2: with two buck We've never mentioned.

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Speaker 1: Yes, but I'm pretty I followed up there and I'm

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Speaker 1: pretty sure it's all.

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Speaker 4: I know.

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Speaker 2: Let's get into a little bit of Instagram. The phase

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Speaker 2: I think you've seen this as well. My friend and

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Speaker 2: I think we're very I'm very very keen for you

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Speaker 2: to do this. I think called a selfie belfy, a

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Speaker 2: shelfy belfy, shelfy belfy, which is.

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Speaker 1: It's a great trend, Will, it's a great trend.

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Speaker 2: It's all about the tush. I'm gonna ask the Wizones

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Speaker 2: digital man to come in here because you, as a

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Speaker 2: man with a with a self proclaimed perfect tush, which

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Speaker 2: is straight from out of town, I think that people

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Speaker 2: need to see you do a shelfy belfy.

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Speaker 1: I'm not sure if everybody.

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Speaker 2: Playing at home. Basically what it is is you're in

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Speaker 2: a skimpy undergarment, So what have you got on underneath

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Speaker 2: and on your jock's beautiful, very embarrassing period. You're not like,

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Speaker 2: well you if you have normal jocks, you're own briefs.

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Speaker 1: I've got a pig, I've got.

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Speaker 2: All right. So basically what you gotta do is this

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Speaker 2: but normal for women to if they've got bathers on,

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Speaker 2: they give themselves a weggy or they're wearing skimpy bathers

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Speaker 2: and then now sit on a on a shelf that's

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Speaker 2: the shelfy edge of a pool, the shelfy part of

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Speaker 2: the shelfy belfy edge of a pool and then they

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Speaker 2: you take a shot of their bum from behind them. Yes,

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Speaker 2: so we're going to go into into a tune and

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Speaker 2: on the other side we have got the pocket Buddy pitch.

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Speaker 2: But before that, I think you can watch online on

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody on Instagram on the stories.

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Speaker 1: I don't drop your pants. I don't think this is

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Speaker 1: going to drop your pants. There's no men that do

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Speaker 1: the shelfy.

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Speaker 2: I know, I mate, but you're the one who says

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Speaker 2: you had a great bum.

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Speaker 1: I did have a peach. You've got a peach of

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Speaker 1: a if there's any man that can pull it up,

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Speaker 1: it's not right.

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Speaker 2: It's going to drop the pants again. Will and Woody Instagram.

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Speaker 2: He's going to weggy himself with his pink breeze. There's

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Speaker 2: there's the tattoo of the jew Gung, which is me

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Speaker 2: nice level of maybe a little bit more wedge, I

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Speaker 2: think a bit more wegy for good. He's up on

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Speaker 2: the desk again. You can see this on Willingwoody on Instagram.

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Speaker 5: Get shakes from it's not it's not looking good and

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Speaker 5: how lean forward arched the back of it I think

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Speaker 5: that's the sexy look all right?

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, I like.

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Speaker 2: It looks great.

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Speaker 1: Have I done?

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Speaker 2: It's a little bit bit of hair coming.

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Speaker 6: Will were on Instagram for that one, about to check

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Speaker 6: it Out's.

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Speaker 2: Give some kids some cash.

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Speaker 7: Do you have a dog?

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Speaker 8: Do you have a dog?

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Speaker 9: Well, pocket money.

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Speaker 1: When we were kids, Will, we found that every time

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Speaker 1: you get your pocket money, you burn it straight away,

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Speaker 1: you lose it straight away. So we're trying to help

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Speaker 1: the next generation of kids coming through. If you're a

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Speaker 1: kid out there and you've already spent all your pocket money,

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Speaker 1: give us a call thirteen one oh sixty five to

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Speaker 1: ask for some more cash. Ask for some more pocket money.

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Speaker 1: You do have to give us the reason as to

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Speaker 1: why you want the additional cash, Will, and.

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Speaker 2: It's going to be a good reason, Woods, because before

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Speaker 2: you pick up the money and you think, oh god,

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Speaker 2: radio station, they'll have limits amount limitless amounts of money.

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Speaker 2: If it's the first time that's into the show, you'll

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Speaker 2: know we don't have any money. We don't Friday is

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Speaker 2: our favorite segment. Just lost the money that we had

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Speaker 2: there sad Day and that was only fifty bucks a week.

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Speaker 2: So we've got nothing. So this is a genuine pulling

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Speaker 2: together of our cash in order to try and give

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Speaker 2: you cash. So today the max totals fifteen dollars eighty.

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Speaker 2: That's it, and we know that's our last and hopefully

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Speaker 2: we'll be better. But we been a tough quarter. We

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Speaker 2: had a big spending weekend we wor sorry about. It's

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Speaker 2: been a tough quarter. So what we need to make

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Speaker 2: sure the reasons are good, guys. So here are some

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Speaker 2: of some of the reasons that have earned themselves money

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Speaker 2: in the past.

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Speaker 4: Haven't I want to buy some left over Easter eggs from.

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Speaker 2: The stores since they're all going and sale.

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Speaker 1: That you're a genius, Marcus. Marcus. If we give you

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Speaker 1: two dollars fifty, do you promise to give us fifty

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Speaker 1: percent of all the money you ever make in your life? Yes,

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Speaker 1: dollars fifty dollars fifty and that is a legally binding contract.

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Speaker 1: That is a verbal binding contract business.

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Speaker 4: I'm saving it up for a budgy because my other

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Speaker 4: pet bird die oh a million.

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Speaker 1: How does four dollars eighty sound give her?

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Speaker 10: Please?

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Speaker 4: Ten? Yeah, that's all right, No.

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Speaker 2: Wood, No, Amelia will give you ten ten bucks, all right,

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Speaker 2: We'll give you.

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Speaker 1: That's all.

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Speaker 4: I want to buy ice stocks from my friends.

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Speaker 1: That's a nice thing to do.

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Speaker 2: How many friends have you got ada, I've.

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Speaker 4: Got four friends, Well you can have four four bucks.

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Speaker 2: It's a feel good segment. Genuinely speaking, little notes of

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Speaker 2: the producers, we don't want any calls from children that

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Speaker 2: actually need a lot of money for stuff, which we

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Speaker 1: Then we look like bricks on air when we offer

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Speaker 2: If you give a kid ten dollars for a budget

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Speaker 2: after the budgy died, we feel bad about it. But

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Speaker 8: Do you have a doll? Do you have a doll?

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Speaker 2: Pocket money pitch On a Monday, we pull our cash

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Speaker 2: You see something you like, you buy it, and all

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Speaker 2: You get a slice of the pipe.

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Speaker 1: Got Delilah here first?

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Speaker 2: Up?

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Speaker 1: Hi Delilah?

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Speaker 8: Hi?

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Speaker 1: How old are you?

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Speaker 4: I'm eight years old?

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Speaker 1: Eight years old? So what would you like? Some more

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Speaker 1: money for Mother's Day?

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Speaker 4: For a present from Mom's.

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Speaker 1: Played that? Well? So have you got the item in mind, Delilah?

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Speaker 1: Of what you want to buy?

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Speaker 4: Flowers? A card and chocolate?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Yes, this is good stuff. This is good stuff. Now,

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Speaker 1: just reminding people, the entire budget is fifteen dollars eighties.

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Speaker 1: I'm not even sure if.

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Speaker 2: But you might just want like a slice of it.

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Speaker 2: How much are you after, Delilah?

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Speaker 4: A couple of dollars?

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Speaker 1: Oh that is adorable, and we'll give you just SUTs

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Speaker 1: for a couple of dollars. Delilah will give you two. Okay,

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Speaker 1: Oh no, you say, now you're too nice? Have four?

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Speaker 2: Oh no, we've already given her the moment.

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Speaker 1: I had four.

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Speaker 2: That should buy that? That should buy the chuckies or the card?

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Speaker 1: Great stuff? Yeah, a couple of hours, maybe some black

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Speaker 1: and gold cheap Chuckies. Go to full Back.

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Speaker 2: Hey, Delilah, Delilah, go to dad.

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Speaker 10: Don't you know what I'm thinking?

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Speaker 2: Go to dad. Just tell him that you need the money,

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Speaker 2: and if not.

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Speaker 10: Just blackmailing. Yeah, just black mail. Just tell him you

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Speaker 10: won't sleep tonight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, give you.

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Speaker 4: I think my dad will probably eat the chocolates. What

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Speaker 4: when I get them?

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Speaker 1: So does my dad? Delilah?

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Speaker 2: Have you got Marley here?

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Speaker 10: Hey?

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Speaker 2: Marley?

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Speaker 1: Hi Marley, what would you want the money for?

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Speaker 4: I want to buy some more books from my book collection.

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a noble thing to try and buy it

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Speaker 1: at a young age.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, Marley? Just two six?

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Speaker 10: How long?

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Speaker 1: How much have we got?

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Speaker 10: We gave it all?

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Speaker 2: Right, Marley? So what sort of a book are you're after?

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Speaker 4: I want to buy Harry Potter books for my collection

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Speaker 4: because I've missen one book.

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Speaker 2: You having second hand?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I get that for a dollar adio like a second

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you want to give her a dollar in eighty Marley,

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Speaker 2: which book do you want?

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Speaker 4: I want a Gobbler Fire.

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Speaker 2: It's a big book. That's when they start getting big.

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Speaker 1: So you think that'd be more than dollar aady?

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Speaker 2: How much you can?

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Speaker 1: Did you give it? I? Think, okay, so more than

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Speaker 1: dollar aighty? Just what about two dollars eighty?

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Speaker 2: May? May about two dollars eighty?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, you got.

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Speaker 1: Luck, and I guarantee those second hand bookstores they check

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Speaker 1: their cheapest chips. Let's move on to Samuel. Hi, Samuel,

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Speaker 1: Hello Samuel, how.

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Speaker 2: We just give Marli two dollars?

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Speaker 4: I am eleven.

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Speaker 1: Eleven eleven? All right, okay, now what do you want

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Speaker 1: the money for.

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Speaker 4: Samuel, I'm planning to buy some v box for fortnite

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Speaker 4: some what sorry, v box for fortnite?

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Speaker 1: Oh, you want to buy a v box and I'm

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Speaker 1: that's some sort of gaming device, Samuel.

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Speaker 4: Kind of it's like a currency.

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Speaker 1: It's a currency that you use on Fortnite.

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Speaker 2: I'm buying v box for fortnite.

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Speaker 1: V box and that's like an and fortnite. Will is

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Speaker 1: like an online gaming and v box is like.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, bitcoin, it's like to purchase like skins.

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Speaker 2: And accept skins.

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Speaker 1: Well, you buy skins like compression tights on anyway. Sorry,

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Speaker 1: so the question.

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Speaker 2: Is no skins. He means like, anyway, Samuel, how much

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Speaker 2: do you want?

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Speaker 4: Fourteen dollars five?

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Speaker 1: We've only got nine dollars eighty left.

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Speaker 4: Fine, I'm fine with five dollars.

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Speaker 2: Oh ah, you're fine with you. You're naming your price.

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Speaker 2: You're fine with five bucks.

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Speaker 1: Y car to SA for the future. Negotiation skills are

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Speaker 1: a bit of you show with fourteen dollars seventy and

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Speaker 1: then straight away went down.

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Speaker 2: You've got five we ken four dollars eighty in the

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Speaker 2: kiddy for this week.

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Speaker 1: We've got a surplus, huge results.

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Speaker 2: Let's give it to Marley. I think we should give

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Speaker 2: it to Marley for the books. We can't.

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Speaker 10: We gave her a day.

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Speaker 1: This is the first time I've ever had a We

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Speaker 1: gave her a dollar eighty. All right, fine, Marley can

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Speaker 1: have the s of the four dollars eighty as well

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Speaker 1: to buy the books, all good stuff.

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Speaker 2: I just don't think we can't be giving out a

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Speaker 2: dollar ady on.

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Speaker 1: Air, I don't think that's It was two dollars eighty.

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Speaker 10: She's eleven.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't mate, I don't care. Money is money,

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Speaker 1: and these kids need to learn that the economy is

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Speaker 1: a real thing. We're not just printing money here, will Well.

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Speaker 2: We've got real money to give away. It's not ours,

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Speaker 2: of course, but all thanks to prouds. How well do

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Speaker 2: you know your mom? A chance to win two thousand

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Speaker 2: bucks if you want to be a part of it.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody dot Com in the lead up to

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Speaker 2: Mother's Day, Wards has got a day with a Laura

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Speaker 2: from The Bachelor. That's right, the very Laura that you're

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Speaker 2: thinking of. Tahitian goddess really and you are just Australian god.

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Speaker 1: Will I've been referred to as a number of time.

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Speaker 2: We're talking about that very shortly. But in the meantime,

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Speaker 2: I'm going to Italy over the June. But I'm going

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Speaker 2: with another couple, very good friends of ours, where we're

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Speaker 2: ending a villa together. It's got all, it's got a pool,

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Speaker 2: it's in a nice place. Yeah, I'm really looking forward

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Speaker 2: to it. I found out recently that they're doing a

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Speaker 2: workout regime together in the leader.

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Speaker 1: The other couple.

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Speaker 2: The other couple they're doing. This is quite funny that

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Speaker 2: he's doing as well. But the Bikini bod Challenge.

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Speaker 1: Right, so he's also playing on Marina Bikini there.

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Speaker 2: So yeah, if your questions of what the guy's doing,

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Speaker 2: but I think the alarming thing about it is they

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Speaker 2: didn't tell me that they're doing it.

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Speaker 1: Oh so you're you're you're going to get shown up.

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Speaker 2: So I found that through another friend. He told me

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Speaker 2: they're doing this workout thing together.

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Speaker 11: Yeah, I'm just not sure whether that's kosher. So you're

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Speaker 11: you're angry at them because there's the hard work they're doing,

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Speaker 11: because you're going to get shown up so you'll look sloppier.

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Speaker 2: I'm not angry. As my girlfriend put it, she said,

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Speaker 2: I'm not going to be the whale by the pool

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Speaker 2: while everyone else is looking like a trim tuner.

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Speaker 1: It's a good way to put.

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Speaker 2: It, which which I think. And you know, the more

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Speaker 2: I sat with that, I was like, Yeah, I don't

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Speaker 2: want to be that person. But more importantly, why would

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Speaker 2: they not tell me? And I'm a little bit rattled

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Speaker 2: that I'm rattled if that makes any sense. Should I

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Speaker 2: care that that my mates are putting in like quiet

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Speaker 2: rig prep absolutely for a holiday?

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Speaker 1: Absolutely, because you know, if they've done the prep, then

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Speaker 1: all of a sudden they're going to bring the phones

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Speaker 1: to the pool. I'll couple selfie, you guys will look

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Speaker 1: awful next to those trim tunas. And if I'm being

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Speaker 1: as will, I think the Wales need to hit the

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Speaker 1: jip and that's what we don't sure okay. Yeah, And

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Speaker 1: if you know.

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Speaker 2: Me and my girlfriend, we're not really the you know,

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Speaker 2: get out there and do a whole bunch of exercise couple.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I kind of.

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Speaker 2: I just ethically, I'm struggling a bit with this because

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Speaker 2: I almost want to say to my mates, guys, can

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Speaker 2: we just cut the crab? How much effort? Like should

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Speaker 2: we all be putting effort you know a bit of

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Speaker 2: time into the rig because I don't want to get there,

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Speaker 2: and you know, this is one of my best friends

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Speaker 2: are talking about. I don't get there after you know,

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Speaker 2: eating winter style Melbourne foods. And I think this is

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Speaker 2: something that people who go away during June July. If

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Speaker 2: you going to Europe or North America or whatever, you

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Speaker 2: doing somewhere where it's hot in winter and you've been

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Speaker 2: eating winter foods, you don't want to get there and

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Speaker 2: take the shirt off and you know you, I get

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Speaker 2: the whale. You're looking like a bit of a wall spider.

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Speaker 1: No, yeah, well, put, well, put, And I think there's

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Speaker 1: a camaraderie there when everyone's sloppy, you know what I mean,

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Speaker 1: No one's put the work.

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Speaker 4: And.

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Speaker 2: Treachery begins when you find out that somebody has been

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Speaker 2: putting time into that rig quietly, and that's what I

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Speaker 2: want to know. Snak You guys have got an opinion

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Speaker 2: on this. Do other people secretly work on their holiday rig?

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Speaker 1: You could be in that position right now. You might

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Speaker 1: be one of the people who is who is very

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Speaker 1: secretly working on the holiday Rig'm not telling anyone.

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Speaker 2: Can you go away these days without like? Can you

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Speaker 2: go on a summer holiday these days with mates and

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Speaker 2: not put time into your rig? Are we at that stage?

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Speaker 1: Or am I?

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Speaker 2: Am I so naive? Is everybody who's going on a

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Speaker 2: summer holiday these days putting secret rig time in?

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Speaker 1: They are?

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Speaker 12: They are?

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Speaker 1: You know the photo is going to come up and

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Speaker 1: you don't want to be you know, when there's the

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Speaker 1: shot of the boys, you don't want to be the

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Speaker 1: one who has geez will Will's been in a fair

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Speaker 1: paddock law. Social media is all about the rules. It

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Speaker 1: doesn't matter what paddock you've been in, all right, You've

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Speaker 1: got to live the lie.

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Speaker 2: Thirty one six five a phone number? Should you have

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Speaker 2: to tell your mates that you're putting time into your

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Speaker 2: body before.

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Speaker 1: You go on holiday with them.

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Speaker 2: Particularly those people that are going away and June July,

447
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Speaker 2: this you know this this this winter. I love to

448
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Speaker 2: hear from you thirty one or six files. If I know,

449
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Speaker 2: we'll take you next with them. What to get now's

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Speaker 2: been two thousand bucks, all thanks to crowds, very very shortly,

451
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Speaker 2: williamwodot com if you want to be a part of it,

452
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Speaker 2: by the way, in the lead up to Mother's Day,

453
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Speaker 2: but look right now, the phone number is thirty one

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Speaker 2: oh six five woulds. We're asking people do you secretly

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Speaker 2: work on your holiday? And more importantly, I'm in the

456
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Speaker 2: situation where I found out I'm going on holiday with

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Speaker 2: a couple of other people. I found out through a

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Speaker 2: mutual friend that they are putting time into their rigs

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Speaker 2: before we go on holiday. And I'm a little bit

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Speaker 2: and I'm a little bit annoyed, and I've asked you

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Speaker 2: guys right now if you do that, and I've just realized,

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Speaker 2: as you've pointed out during the song Wars, if you're

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Speaker 2: doing it secretly, you're probably not going to go.

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Speaker 1: Us and tell us it's a national radio show.

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Speaker 2: And shame on you. Maybe what I should really be

466
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Speaker 2: asking here is if anybody else is in the position

467
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Speaker 2: where you've rocked up and anyone else has put time

468
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Speaker 2: into their rigs and you didn't get the memo like

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Speaker 2: I am going to be.

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Speaker 1: You're currently in that position. Can I ask you though?

471
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Speaker 1: So if a photo goes up on social media and

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Speaker 1: you and your girlfriend are looking by the way before

473
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Speaker 1: I say this, I don't think you and Sam your

474
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Speaker 1: girlfriend are sloppy. But if you do look sloppier then

475
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Speaker 1: the other couple does that, will you be affected by that?

476
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Speaker 1: Would you be like hurt looking at that? I think

477
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Speaker 1: I'd be okay with it.

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Speaker 2: I reckon i'd be okay with it if there was

479
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Speaker 2: a little hashtag underneath it, which was d npt ihr,

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Speaker 2: which is did not put time into holiday rig And.

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Speaker 1: Then it's almost like, oh cool, because you don't care.

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Speaker 2: Just so you know, the reason he looks crappy is

483
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Speaker 2: didn't put any time to his holiday rig. Totally forgiven.

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Speaker 2: You've forgiven your war like appearance and hasty complexion. Because

485
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Speaker 2: people get tanned and stuff for it as well.

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Speaker 1: They get pre I've never understood that.

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Speaker 2: They get tanned before they go to a summary place.

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Speaker 1: I've never understood that.

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Speaker 2: So they're all a lot.

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Speaker 10: And this is the other thing.

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Speaker 2: I can't be bothered. There's annoying for us lazy people

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Speaker 2: out there that they're a secret ex secret workouts going on.

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Speaker 1: God carry here on thurday one and six five, Carrey,

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Speaker 1: What are your thoughts on all of this?

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Speaker 13: Oh?

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Speaker 14: Well, I just had to ring up and sympathize with you.

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Speaker 14: I'm one of your I'm one of your older listeners,

498
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Speaker 14: but a lifelong friend of mine. We were going on

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Speaker 14: holidays together and she lost lots and lots and lots

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Speaker 14: of weight. But the thing was an interesting thing was

501
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Speaker 14: my husband mentioned to her. Because we don't move close by,

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Speaker 14: so we don't see each other that much, it was

503
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Speaker 14: a huge holiday we've played together, and he mentioned to

504
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Speaker 14: her that I had started to do some walking so

505
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Speaker 14: that I could, you know, maybe trim up a little

506
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Speaker 14: bit ready for the ready for the pool holiday. And

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Speaker 14: she said, well, I'm not to worry. Tell her not

508
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Speaker 14: to worry.

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Speaker 1: So she was as well caring.

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Speaker 14: Wow, I couldn't believe it when I heard you say

511
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Speaker 14: you couldn't believe how rattled you were by it. Well,

512
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Speaker 14: I couldn't believe how rattled I was.

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Speaker 2: Care And I'm worried that if I go up to

514
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Speaker 2: my mate and I go, hey, I've heard that you're

515
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Speaker 2: doing the bikini bod, the beginning bod workout in prep

516
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Speaker 2: for our europe holiday.

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Speaker 10: He's going to deny it.

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Speaker 1: He'll lod you, He'll in my face.

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Speaker 2: Jeez, that's really interesting here you put the fear of

520
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Speaker 2: God in me. But I this is what I'm worried about,

521
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Speaker 2: these sneaky people that go and work on their rigs

522
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Speaker 2: before holidays. Josie, You've you've got to follow on this.

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Speaker 2: Josie there, yeah, stir hair, I was lacking. Sorry.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, So my maid and I we always catch up

525
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Speaker 7: now and again. She lives overseas and so forth, and

526
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Speaker 7: so we've planned this trip together and she I already

527
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Speaker 7: know what she's like, so she was secretly her workout. Yeah,

528
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Speaker 7: and then she didn't she has no dear, it's the same.

529
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Speaker 7: And then when we came together we looked at each other.

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Speaker 7: I'm like, what, Wow, secret exercise. Don't even tell your friends.

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Speaker 7: Just go to smash him out. And when you go

532
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Speaker 7: on your holiday, like, look at me, look.

533
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Speaker 1: At the rigs. So you had the double surprise. It's

534
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Speaker 1: almost like you like a bit of.

535
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Speaker 2: A crocodile dundee moment. Josie're like, you think that's a nice.

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Speaker 8: Well.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, and Josie good point goodluck Will, because I think

538
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Speaker 1: it was all stems down to it like Will.

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Speaker 2: Well, I think in good like Will.

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Speaker 1: Here's the thing. I'm a good I'm a good friend.

541
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Speaker 1: I'm a good friend of yours. I think I'd be

542
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Speaker 1: honest with you. There's no stopping that other couple. They're

543
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Speaker 1: going to keep working out and they're not going to

544
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Speaker 1: tell you about it.

545
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Speaker 2: They're going to they're a good looking couple.

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Speaker 10: Well, I mean we are a good looking couple.

547
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Speaker 1: And if we're talking about the guy, I mean the guy,

548
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Speaker 1: he is a beautiful natural pan as well. Anyways, enough

549
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Speaker 1: about that. I think what we're learning from the calls

550
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Speaker 1: is that people definitely do do this, they're going to

551
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Speaker 1: continue to do it. So the question is for you, Margaret.

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Speaker 2: Holiday rig prep am I getting on it?

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Speaker 1: Are you going to buck up and are you gonna

554
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Speaker 1: bloody you get fit or are you going to accept

555
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Speaker 1: your that you're going to be the sloppy comparison to them,

556
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Speaker 1: but the war wars by the.

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Speaker 10: Villa Pool, you're going to be the wars by the

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Speaker 10: villa Port.

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Speaker 2: Well, I look, I'm going to need some motivation. I

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Speaker 2: mean Sam Wood, if you're listening thirty one and six

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Speaker 2: y five. Yes, I'll do a twenty eight. I'll do

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Speaker 2: a twenty eight.

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Speaker 1: Woodstu if you're listening, and what a celebrity ambassador for

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Speaker 1: twenty eight by Sam Wood, I mean.

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Speaker 9: Crowd, I gift your mom is proud of?

566
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Speaker 8: How well do you know your mum?

567
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Speaker 2: We've got our first mother child combo in Tanya and

568
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Speaker 2: Tiana who are in the studio.

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Speaker 1: Welcome guys.

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Speaker 2: Tanya is mum here and Tiana is daughter, a chance

571
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Speaker 2: right now to win two thousand bucks, all thanks to

572
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Speaker 2: Proud's Proud to gift your mum is proud of. There

573
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Speaker 2: are some serious nerves in the studio works.

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Speaker 1: And their body should be because the way this is

575
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Speaker 1: working is we've just asked you a whole bunch of questions, Danya,

576
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Speaker 1: and now we're about to ask your daughter Tiana the

577
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Speaker 1: exact same questions. Now, the more that you guys get

578
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Speaker 1: the same answer, the more money you win as well.

579
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Speaker 1: All right, but I think you know for everyone listening

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Speaker 1: right now, we're going to get maybe a little bit

581
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Speaker 1: of awkwardness with the answers that we get from these

582
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Speaker 1: quite personal questions. They are.

583
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Speaker 2: All right, So ready to go with the first question,

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Speaker 2: I think so okay, Tiana. First question, who is your

585
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Speaker 2: mum's celebrity hall pass.

586
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Speaker 10: Hugh Jackman.

587
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Speaker 9: My celebrity hall pass is Hugh Jackman.

588
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Speaker 1: Nice talks to us about Hugh Jackman.

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Speaker 12: He just seems like a really nice guy, just you know,

590
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Speaker 12: the sort of guy that you can have at your

591
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Speaker 12: house at a barbecue and be friendly with everybody because.

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Speaker 1: He's a good looking, very.

593
00:27:07,760 --> 00:27:11,440
Speaker 2: Good all right, cool. So what song gets your mom

594
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Speaker 2: in the mood?

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Speaker 9: It would be something eighties. I'd probably say the Love Shack.

596
00:27:18,680 --> 00:27:20,280
Speaker 1: Love gets you in the mood?

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00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:25,199
Speaker 12: Okay, the song that gets me in the mood is

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Speaker 12: love Shack.

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Speaker 1: So, Tiana, was there an experience where you're at home

600
00:27:37,359 --> 00:27:39,200
Speaker 1: and you heard Love Shack playing and you're a bit worried?

601
00:27:39,280 --> 00:27:41,120
Speaker 9: No, that's probably every weekend, to be honest.

602
00:27:44,320 --> 00:27:45,000
Speaker 2: I love Love.

603
00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:47,840
Speaker 7: Shack.

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Speaker 8: All right.

605
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Speaker 2: Final question, this is for you, Tiana. What is the

606
00:27:54,320 --> 00:27:57,719
Speaker 2: elephant in the room that you and your mom don't

607
00:27:57,920 --> 00:27:58,920
Speaker 2: talk about.

608
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Speaker 9: Me not having a boyfriend.

609
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Speaker 1: Let's see what mom said.

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Speaker 13: The elephant in the room was when we thought there

611
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Speaker 13: was a stranger in the house.

612
00:28:09,720 --> 00:28:12,080
Speaker 12: One night, but it turns out it was an ex

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Speaker 12: boyfriend just coming past to say hi, So we.

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Speaker 1: Wanted do we want to discuss it?

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Speaker 2: Do we want to discuss what happened?

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Speaker 9: I hope he's not listening at the rament, That's why

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Speaker 9: I was very polite.

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Speaker 2: Wow, I don't know.

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Speaker 9: He was on crutches at the time, so he couldn't

620
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Speaker 9: really sneak off quietly.

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Speaker 2: The house is draught to you by Proud prouds a gift.

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Speaker 2: Your mom is proud of course. I'm I'm very happy

623
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Speaker 2: to tell you that you've won a twelve hundred and

624
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:52,160
Speaker 2: fifty marks. Well done, how good. So if you guys

625
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Speaker 2: like to get involved, all you got to do is

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Speaker 2: head to will and wood dot com dot au for

627
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Speaker 2: how well do you know? You? Mom? All thanks to

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Speaker 2: Proud a gift your mom is proud of.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what are you doing for mom? On Mother's Day?

630
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Speaker 2: Here we go is actually single Woods so.

631
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Speaker 1: As well.

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Speaker 5: Actually some crutches have we got love shack there, jeseus.

633
00:29:20,400 --> 00:29:24,320
Speaker 2: It's big news here, I mean Woody last week on

634
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Speaker 2: the air secured a date with Laura from The Bachelor

635
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Speaker 2: Bachelor in Paradise. Yeah, I mean a massive moment. We've

636
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Speaker 2: been on the round of appause or something that we've

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Speaker 2: got a basking this for a while.

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Speaker 1: You did it really and excitement has very quickly turned

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Speaker 1: to nervousness, Will, because of you, as you have so

640
00:29:42,840 --> 00:29:45,400
Speaker 1: beautifully pointed out five or six times already this show.

641
00:29:45,920 --> 00:29:47,640
Speaker 1: I'm out of my depth a little bit. I think

642
00:29:47,680 --> 00:29:49,560
Speaker 1: I'm punching above my playing weight.

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Speaker 2: I mean not since Eric the Eel, Muss Andbarnia was

644
00:29:52,680 --> 00:29:55,200
Speaker 2: in the Olympics has there been a greater underdog story.

645
00:29:55,600 --> 00:29:57,960
Speaker 2: A man without a swimming pool in his country, competing

646
00:29:58,320 --> 00:30:01,520
Speaker 2: against professionals. You are in You're in deep strife.

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00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:03,720
Speaker 1: And I'm in bad form. I'm in bad for everyone knows.

648
00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,320
Speaker 1: Can be a number of rejections. One on our Instagram

649
00:30:06,320 --> 00:30:08,800
Speaker 1: that we filmed my first date since being single. You

650
00:30:08,800 --> 00:30:10,400
Speaker 1: can go and see that Will and Woody on Instagram.

651
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Speaker 1: Go and check that out.

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Speaker 2: I'm worried about you and beautifully can I just say

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Speaker 2: a lot of a lot of people that listen to

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Speaker 2: this show, that are part of this show, that call

655
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Speaker 2: this show, they're now invested in this. We want you

656
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Speaker 2: to go, well, man, you've been rejected for six months

657
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Speaker 2: this and you know, come out of a long term relationship,

658
00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,920
Speaker 2: you need to as you put it, get back.

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Speaker 10: On the horse.

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Speaker 2: That's this is this is our moment. So we had

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Speaker 2: a little bit of insight. We've had a little bit

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Speaker 2: of it of an inroad here. We had one of

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Speaker 2: her friends call the show as a gesture of kind

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Speaker 2: just to help you out with how you can woo

665
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:48,200
Speaker 2: her for one of a better word.

666
00:30:48,280 --> 00:30:53,240
Speaker 1: Yeah, and like what she's into And yeah.

667
00:30:51,560 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 13: I don't know what he looks like, but I know

668
00:30:53,280 --> 00:30:53,760
Speaker 13: you don't have to.

669
00:30:54,320 --> 00:30:57,200
Speaker 7: She's not really going to take you seriously, She's really

670
00:30:57,200 --> 00:30:58,680
Speaker 7: in love with It's like a bad boy look.

671
00:31:01,880 --> 00:31:03,880
Speaker 1: Which when I heard that, I was like, oh, perfect.

672
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:07,400
Speaker 1: I've got a tattoo on my I've got one tattoo

673
00:31:07,440 --> 00:31:09,560
Speaker 1: on my bottom of a jew goong and I've got

674
00:31:09,560 --> 00:31:10,959
Speaker 1: the tattoo of the son on my ankle.

675
00:31:11,120 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 2: Yeah. Perfect, Yeah, the jew gong is my spirit animal,

676
00:31:15,640 --> 00:31:18,400
Speaker 2: which you lost on a radio bet the sun you

677
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:21,400
Speaker 2: got very drunk in South America, which is now dripped

678
00:31:21,400 --> 00:31:22,280
Speaker 2: into just a blob.

679
00:31:22,640 --> 00:31:22,840
Speaker 8: Yeah.

680
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 2: So I don't think it's going to cut the mustard.

681
00:31:25,680 --> 00:31:27,680
Speaker 2: And I've actually been doing a bit of thinking about this,

682
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:34,040
Speaker 2: and I think we need up the anti I think

683
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:37,440
Speaker 2: you need I think you need a scar scar. I

684
00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:40,360
Speaker 2: think you need like a like a battle wound, like

685
00:31:40,480 --> 00:31:43,800
Speaker 2: bad boys are like beaten up guys. Yeah, that's a

686
00:31:43,840 --> 00:31:48,080
Speaker 2: good point, you know, like you know, this bruises from

687
00:31:48,080 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 2: when I flipped off my motorbike.

688
00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:52,720
Speaker 1: Oh that sounds a bit bad boy.

689
00:31:52,160 --> 00:31:55,280
Speaker 2: Bruises when I was like surfing a twenty foot wave

690
00:31:55,920 --> 00:32:00,440
Speaker 2: and you know, came off. They're still work on the story.

691
00:32:00,640 --> 00:32:02,080
Speaker 1: Yeah, your surfling goes very good.

692
00:32:02,080 --> 00:32:04,240
Speaker 2: We'll work on the story afterwards. But I think I

693
00:32:04,240 --> 00:32:07,040
Speaker 2: think what I want to hear from, But I'm not

694
00:32:07,080 --> 00:32:09,959
Speaker 2: really sure about this. Okay, keep in mind I am

695
00:32:09,960 --> 00:32:13,600
Speaker 2: a guy trying to just make you into attractive from

696
00:32:13,600 --> 00:32:16,160
Speaker 2: a woman. As always with two guys on this show,

697
00:32:16,160 --> 00:32:18,840
Speaker 2: we need we need women's input.

698
00:32:18,920 --> 00:32:19,520
Speaker 1: Yes, of course.

699
00:32:19,800 --> 00:32:23,400
Speaker 2: Third and one six five is the number. A scars

700
00:32:23,480 --> 00:32:27,920
Speaker 2: hot like a wounds and like like you know, like

701
00:32:28,600 --> 00:32:31,080
Speaker 2: maybe a bruise, Like have you have you have you

702
00:32:31,160 --> 00:32:32,800
Speaker 2: been with a guy before because you were just like,

703
00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:35,760
Speaker 2: oh god, how about his black eye? Just got your going?

704
00:32:36,000 --> 00:32:37,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, that's good.

705
00:32:37,200 --> 00:32:37,880
Speaker 2: Do you know what I mean?

706
00:32:38,160 --> 00:32:39,720
Speaker 1: That's good? So yeah, third and one o six five

707
00:32:39,800 --> 00:32:41,040
Speaker 1: just thoughts on like, you know.

708
00:32:41,520 --> 00:32:43,720
Speaker 2: Should would he get some sort of a bruise to him,

709
00:32:44,120 --> 00:32:46,120
Speaker 2: I don't know about bruise. Maybe you should just lose

710
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:47,560
Speaker 2: an arm? What that?

711
00:32:47,680 --> 00:32:47,920
Speaker 1: Wow?

712
00:32:48,360 --> 00:32:51,640
Speaker 2: Obviously not but you know, maybe maybe people find that hot.

713
00:32:51,840 --> 00:32:54,240
Speaker 1: Okay, because because if people do call up and say, like, yes,

714
00:32:54,320 --> 00:32:57,880
Speaker 1: scars and injuries are sexy, Yes, then we can go okay,

715
00:32:58,200 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: you know, we'll ask you what sort of scar, where

716
00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,720
Speaker 1: you want the scar to be, which is sexy? And

717
00:33:01,760 --> 00:33:04,000
Speaker 1: then maybe you know, I mean, man, if you've just

718
00:33:04,040 --> 00:33:06,160
Speaker 1: got to cut me, then cut me. But you know,

719
00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:10,360
Speaker 1: like I mean, okay, this is the sort of staff.

720
00:33:10,480 --> 00:33:12,719
Speaker 1: I agree. Well, I am out of my depth. I'm

721
00:33:12,760 --> 00:33:16,520
Speaker 1: worried about Thursday night. Tuesday night. Yeah, I've got to

722
00:33:16,520 --> 00:33:18,960
Speaker 1: injure myself to look a bit more like a bad boy,

723
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:20,280
Speaker 1: Madam invested.

724
00:33:20,760 --> 00:33:23,160
Speaker 2: You want to injure yourself to look it's.

725
00:33:23,160 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 1: Going to be the only way to get scars and bruises.

726
00:33:25,160 --> 00:33:25,800
Speaker 10: It's true.

727
00:33:25,960 --> 00:33:28,000
Speaker 2: It's true. We might have to hurt you before we

728
00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:31,040
Speaker 2: can raise you up. That's right, break you before we

729
00:33:31,040 --> 00:33:39,760
Speaker 2: can build you. Gandhi said six months another, if you're

730
00:33:39,800 --> 00:33:41,640
Speaker 2: a woman, are you into scars?

731
00:33:41,680 --> 00:33:41,760
Speaker 3: Like?

732
00:33:41,840 --> 00:33:43,360
Speaker 2: Are they a hot thing? You and I are having

733
00:33:43,400 --> 00:33:44,840
Speaker 2: a pun here. We're trying to make you into a

734
00:33:44,880 --> 00:33:47,000
Speaker 2: bad boy for Laura, we reckon. This is a key

735
00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:50,040
Speaker 2: part of the puzzle. Tattoos we can no, we don't

736
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:50,680
Speaker 2: need a tattoo.

737
00:33:50,720 --> 00:33:51,120
Speaker 10: That's silly.

738
00:33:51,320 --> 00:33:54,320
Speaker 2: But bruises and scars, I think we can manage. And

739
00:33:54,360 --> 00:33:56,600
Speaker 2: maybe if you're a guy out there or have you

740
00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:57,840
Speaker 2: managed to pull this off?

741
00:33:58,080 --> 00:33:58,280
Speaker 3: Yeah?

742
00:33:58,320 --> 00:34:01,040
Speaker 2: Sure, have you got a scar or a bruise that

743
00:34:01,400 --> 00:34:03,960
Speaker 2: has helped you pick up more? We've got a date

744
00:34:04,000 --> 00:34:07,720
Speaker 2: with a Laura on Wednesday, two nights time. We found

745
00:34:07,760 --> 00:34:11,600
Speaker 2: out that she likes bad boys. And if you've seen

746
00:34:11,640 --> 00:34:13,720
Speaker 2: her on TV, this probably shouldn't come as a surprise.

747
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,320
Speaker 2: She seems like that kind of person.

748
00:34:16,320 --> 00:34:19,640
Speaker 1: Ye, mate, Apparently I'm not a bad no, by the way,

749
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:22,080
Speaker 1: and it's come as a shock to me if I'm

750
00:34:22,080 --> 00:34:25,200
Speaker 1: being honest now, I went to the cinema on the weekend.

751
00:34:25,400 --> 00:34:26,759
Speaker 1: I'm not word of alight. I went to a cinema

752
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:28,799
Speaker 1: on the weekend. I was giving my allocated seat. Yeah,

753
00:34:28,840 --> 00:34:32,600
Speaker 1: I didn't sit in it. I made I picked my seat.

754
00:34:32,840 --> 00:34:36,040
Speaker 1: I don't care it's for other people in the cinema,

755
00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:36,399
Speaker 1: but I doesn't.

756
00:34:37,520 --> 00:34:39,480
Speaker 2: So the backstory for you being a bad boy, I

757
00:34:39,480 --> 00:34:41,920
Speaker 2: think we can build. But I think we need something

758
00:34:42,680 --> 00:34:45,120
Speaker 2: visible for her to actually buy this whole thing. Can

759
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,920
Speaker 2: I reckon that you need a battle scar, you need

760
00:34:48,960 --> 00:34:51,479
Speaker 2: a you need something where you go. Yeah, I got

761
00:34:51,520 --> 00:34:56,520
Speaker 2: this saving a child the Jaws of a Shark, and

762
00:34:56,560 --> 00:34:59,000
Speaker 2: I wind a cool injury and third one and six

763
00:34:59,040 --> 00:35:00,920
Speaker 2: fives a phone number. Now I want to know from

764
00:35:00,920 --> 00:35:04,200
Speaker 2: other people if you've picked up because of an injury,

765
00:35:04,200 --> 00:35:05,920
Speaker 2: if you got one of these, if you got a story,

766
00:35:06,560 --> 00:35:09,480
Speaker 2: or more importantly, if you're a woman. Let's let's let's

767
00:35:09,480 --> 00:35:12,000
Speaker 2: think about a Laura here. I mean, is this is

768
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:13,799
Speaker 2: this hot? Is it gonna get you?

769
00:35:14,080 --> 00:35:16,360
Speaker 1: I got Chloe here on thirty one O sixty five. Chloe,

770
00:35:16,400 --> 00:35:18,080
Speaker 1: do you like injuries? Do you find them sexy?

771
00:35:18,719 --> 00:35:23,040
Speaker 14: Yes? Absolutely, they're hot ass my boyfriend. My boyfriend has

772
00:35:23,040 --> 00:35:25,200
Speaker 14: one and it was an instant turn on. So I

773
00:35:25,200 --> 00:35:26,319
Speaker 14: definitely think you should do it.

774
00:35:26,360 --> 00:35:28,560
Speaker 1: Can you tell me specifically what sort of scar or

775
00:35:28,640 --> 00:35:29,520
Speaker 1: bruise he has?

776
00:35:30,360 --> 00:35:33,600
Speaker 14: You have the massive scar on his finger and I

777
00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:35,319
Speaker 14: don't know what it's from, spy on his.

778
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:38,640
Speaker 1: Finger, fingers, a tiny I've got a scar on my

779
00:35:38,719 --> 00:35:39,520
Speaker 1: finger that's hardy.

780
00:35:39,600 --> 00:35:41,760
Speaker 2: His head in the in the stapleer at work or something.

781
00:35:42,440 --> 00:35:48,000
Speaker 14: No, everything, And you can see where the stitches are.

782
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,520
Speaker 1: I've got a scar on my finger. Can you see

783
00:35:49,600 --> 00:35:49,919
Speaker 1: my scar?

784
00:35:50,160 --> 00:35:50,680
Speaker 2: I can't see?

785
00:35:50,719 --> 00:35:54,000
Speaker 1: You opened it, Scar, Chloe.

786
00:35:55,480 --> 00:35:55,880
Speaker 2: I love it?

787
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,719
Speaker 1: So you find this other? Oh God, show me that

788
00:35:58,280 --> 00:35:59,200
Speaker 1: fingerscar again.

789
00:36:01,320 --> 00:36:10,120
Speaker 2: Kelly's called Kelly, Kelly, A scar's hot talk to us.

790
00:36:10,680 --> 00:36:12,640
Speaker 13: I think a little bit differently.

791
00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:16,520
Speaker 14: I think that injuries on guys is not so much

792
00:36:16,520 --> 00:36:19,520
Speaker 14: a turn on, but I find them really cute and

793
00:36:19,560 --> 00:36:23,200
Speaker 14: I have for them. I'm like, oh, cool, baby.

794
00:36:22,880 --> 00:36:24,560
Speaker 1: Kelly, I've got cute covered.

795
00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,720
Speaker 2: He's got a pop plant called Gerald. Kelly.

796
00:36:29,800 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 1: I'm dripping in cute and I'm sick of being called cute.

797
00:36:33,320 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 1: I'm trying to rid myself.

798
00:36:35,120 --> 00:36:36,719
Speaker 2: Going to be a bad boy, Kelly. Which want to

799
00:36:36,880 --> 00:36:40,160
Speaker 2: have you? Kelly? So okay, let's let's put the cuteness

800
00:36:40,160 --> 00:36:42,120
Speaker 2: to one side. Maybe give us a bit of inspire.

801
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,239
Speaker 2: Have you been with a guy because he had a

802
00:36:46,280 --> 00:36:49,480
Speaker 2: scar liked? Was there a particular one that you know,

803
00:36:49,600 --> 00:36:54,200
Speaker 2: really thought, wow, that that's cute enough to.

804
00:36:55,120 --> 00:36:56,200
Speaker 7: Not so much?

805
00:36:56,360 --> 00:36:58,960
Speaker 14: But I know there's a few celebrities that I find

806
00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,960
Speaker 14: are really hot. With scar us Myles pwer Oh, Myles telling.

807
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,520
Speaker 1: Her he's from whiplash and he's got the big scar on

808
00:37:04,600 --> 00:37:08,200
Speaker 1: his lip. Doesn't mean his lip lip he does. Actually,

809
00:37:08,840 --> 00:37:12,000
Speaker 1: I've got a lip scar. My brother hit I Brobatherly

810
00:37:12,040 --> 00:37:13,439
Speaker 1: hit in a face with a hockey stick. That's pretty

811
00:37:13,480 --> 00:37:15,759
Speaker 1: good story.

812
00:37:15,800 --> 00:37:17,799
Speaker 2: I think you need a bigger scar though, because I can't.

813
00:37:18,320 --> 00:37:21,279
Speaker 2: No one's noticed your lipscar. Maybe I need to hit

814
00:37:21,280 --> 00:37:21,799
Speaker 2: you in the face of.

815
00:37:23,600 --> 00:37:24,040
Speaker 10: You do it.

816
00:37:24,080 --> 00:37:27,000
Speaker 1: If it's going to help me, I think we could

817
00:37:27,040 --> 00:37:30,040
Speaker 1: open up the old wound a starting.

818
00:37:34,120 --> 00:37:36,640
Speaker 2: I just clean you up with augustic for Laura. You

819
00:37:36,760 --> 00:37:38,320
Speaker 2: do it. This is the scary thing about it.

820
00:37:38,640 --> 00:37:40,839
Speaker 1: I'm that I'm that cold right now.

821
00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,400
Speaker 2: Last week that you would do you would take elective

822
00:37:43,440 --> 00:37:45,120
Speaker 2: surgery to get your appendix out.

823
00:37:45,360 --> 00:37:47,400
Speaker 1: We found out that we're legal and do that.

824
00:37:47,360 --> 00:37:48,960
Speaker 2: If it meant getting a date with Laura.

825
00:37:49,040 --> 00:37:50,839
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I wanted a sweet stomach scar.

826
00:37:51,040 --> 00:37:52,120
Speaker 10: There's a stomach scar.

827
00:37:52,400 --> 00:37:56,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, the good. Yeah. Let's go to Michael here. Michael,

828
00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,200
Speaker 1: you've got a suggestion made for me looking a bit

829
00:37:58,239 --> 00:37:59,120
Speaker 1: more like a bad boy.

830
00:38:00,120 --> 00:38:02,560
Speaker 3: Yeah, mate, look, listen, I reckon, you should honestly take

831
00:38:02,600 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 3: my advice and go break your collar phone right now.

832
00:38:07,360 --> 00:38:09,840
Speaker 1: What's the easiest way to break your collarbone? Michael?

833
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:14,319
Speaker 3: Last year I broke my colophone coming off my motorbike. Yeah,

834
00:38:14,360 --> 00:38:16,480
Speaker 3: and to the point where I actually had to get

835
00:38:16,520 --> 00:38:18,719
Speaker 3: a plate fitted. So I've got about one hundred and

836
00:38:18,800 --> 00:38:22,359
Speaker 3: fifty mill going from one end of the collarphone right

837
00:38:22,400 --> 00:38:24,600
Speaker 3: down to the other. And my girlfriend loves it.

838
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:26,520
Speaker 1: Yeah she does. I bet she does.

839
00:38:26,520 --> 00:38:28,880
Speaker 2: Michael, you are the definition of a bad boy. I

840
00:38:28,960 --> 00:38:33,440
Speaker 2: just cannot believe that you ride a motorbike and you

841
00:38:33,600 --> 00:38:35,719
Speaker 2: ride it hard enough to get thrown off and break

842
00:38:35,719 --> 00:38:36,279
Speaker 2: your collar phone.

843
00:38:36,320 --> 00:38:36,640
Speaker 10: Mate.

844
00:38:37,800 --> 00:38:41,000
Speaker 3: Look, you know what, it's not that that really that great.

845
00:38:41,040 --> 00:38:43,000
Speaker 3: I was going around a corner and a guy didn't

846
00:38:43,000 --> 00:38:44,359
Speaker 3: give way to me and I just sort of fell

847
00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:45,240
Speaker 3: off and a roundabout.

848
00:38:45,320 --> 00:38:45,680
Speaker 6: So, but.

849
00:38:48,040 --> 00:38:50,760
Speaker 2: You ride a motorbike, you got a collarbhone broken?

850
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:53,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, Michael, Can I borrow your motorbike as well as

851
00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,239
Speaker 1: maybe I can rock up to the date on a

852
00:38:55,239 --> 00:38:56,160
Speaker 1: motorbike like that?

853
00:38:56,480 --> 00:39:00,759
Speaker 2: I like that as long as you fix it, yeah, Jays,

854
00:39:01,080 --> 00:39:02,359
Speaker 2: Jesus is not gonna fixure bloody moto.

855
00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:02,680
Speaker 5: I don't know.

856
00:39:03,000 --> 00:39:04,960
Speaker 1: I don't even know how to write it. Okay, I

857
00:39:05,000 --> 00:39:06,440
Speaker 1: want the suggestion, Michael, so.

858
00:39:07,160 --> 00:39:08,280
Speaker 2: Collar bone break?

859
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,920
Speaker 1: So I'm thinking you'd hit me with a pole or no, Well,

860
00:39:11,960 --> 00:39:13,319
Speaker 1: come on, we need to talk seriously here.

861
00:39:13,640 --> 00:39:15,880
Speaker 2: What are you willing to break your collar? Bhone for

862
00:39:15,920 --> 00:39:16,200
Speaker 2: the day?

863
00:39:16,280 --> 00:39:17,000
Speaker 1: Does that hurt a lot?

864
00:39:17,239 --> 00:39:19,440
Speaker 2: I think it's probably one of the most painful things

865
00:39:19,480 --> 00:39:20,000
Speaker 2: you can break.

866
00:39:20,520 --> 00:39:21,960
Speaker 1: Maybe just have a pain killer beforehand.

867
00:39:22,680 --> 00:39:24,520
Speaker 2: We could we could cover in Europe.

868
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:26,879
Speaker 1: Having anetha fith come in cover of europane and then

869
00:39:27,360 --> 00:39:30,160
Speaker 1: just just snap it hocky stick on the on the collar.

870
00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:32,080
Speaker 1: I don't think you're strong enough to snap it. If

871
00:39:32,080 --> 00:39:33,719
Speaker 1: I'm being nice, we could you get someone else in

872
00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:34,480
Speaker 1: the office to snap like.

873
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,120
Speaker 2: That might be a bit painful. Would you be happy

874
00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 2: to break something else?

875
00:39:38,400 --> 00:39:38,600
Speaker 8: Yeah?

876
00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,279
Speaker 1: What were you thinking?

877
00:39:39,680 --> 00:39:43,319
Speaker 10: I don't know, maybe like maybe a forum or want

878
00:39:43,360 --> 00:39:44,480
Speaker 10: to break her?

879
00:39:45,400 --> 00:39:47,320
Speaker 1: All right, we'll we'll, we'll, we'll talk more about what

880
00:39:47,360 --> 00:39:48,200
Speaker 1: they're going to go to break.

881
00:39:51,200 --> 00:39:51,600
Speaker 2: I don't think.

882
00:39:52,239 --> 00:39:54,320
Speaker 1: I don't think it's a bad boy? Is it really is?

883
00:39:54,400 --> 00:39:56,920
Speaker 1: Owen Wilson a bad boys? The most crooked nose in Hollywood?

884
00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,879
Speaker 1: I don't know that a bad boy? Look, there's rooms

885
00:39:59,920 --> 00:40:01,680
Speaker 1: of move there. I'm willing to break something or hurt

886
00:40:01,719 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 1: myself for it. Into reopened to lips.

887
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:04,319
Speaker 2: Putting your lip could be good.

888
00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:05,880
Speaker 1: I'll split my lip before. I'd rather hit me with

889
00:40:05,920 --> 00:40:07,319
Speaker 1: a hockey stick. I think we can do it again.

890
00:40:07,320 --> 00:40:09,360
Speaker 1: If I've survived it once, I can survive it twice,

891
00:40:09,360 --> 00:40:12,400
Speaker 1: buddy bus. The other thing we learned about her, by

892
00:40:12,400 --> 00:40:14,439
Speaker 1: the way, was that she's tall. She likes tall, dark

893
00:40:14,520 --> 00:40:16,320
Speaker 1: and handsome men. Okay, well we've got to go to

894
00:40:16,360 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 1: a song right now, We've got to go to traffic. Sorry,

895
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:21,920
Speaker 1: right now, but I've organized something for this show to

896
00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,160
Speaker 1: get me looking a bit more tall, dark and handsome

897
00:40:24,280 --> 00:40:27,680
Speaker 1: will for during the show, Yes, yes, so I don't

898
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,440
Speaker 1: have to pay for it, so I don't pay for it.

899
00:40:30,560 --> 00:40:32,680
Speaker 1: So yeah, someone's coming in up next and they're going

900
00:40:32,719 --> 00:40:34,640
Speaker 1: to help me look tall, dark and handsome. Will We're

901
00:40:34,640 --> 00:40:36,839
Speaker 1: gonna go to the traffic on the other side the tune.

902
00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:39,520
Speaker 2: I swear to God, if this is taking up space.

903
00:40:39,520 --> 00:40:41,239
Speaker 1: Or just a little bit, man, it's just ever for free.

904
00:40:41,600 --> 00:40:43,920
Speaker 2: Got a great time up next to the ground. It's

905
00:40:43,960 --> 00:40:50,000
Speaker 2: will would secure a date with x Batchelor contestant Alora.

906
00:40:52,360 --> 00:40:53,080
Speaker 1: It's a big moment.

907
00:40:53,120 --> 00:40:56,480
Speaker 2: Well, it's huge for right this Wednesday night. You've been

908
00:40:56,719 --> 00:40:59,400
Speaker 2: horribly cold in the dating game recently, so this is

909
00:40:59,440 --> 00:41:01,440
Speaker 2: true to get back on the horse. You've been rejected

910
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:03,640
Speaker 2: on live on the show. She's been rejected a lot,

911
00:41:04,040 --> 00:41:06,680
Speaker 2: so a chance for both of you, really, but we're

912
00:41:06,760 --> 00:41:09,160
Speaker 2: learning very quickly from her friends and stuff that you're

913
00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:10,840
Speaker 2: not quite the right type.

914
00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:13,040
Speaker 1: Now I'm pretty much the opposite to her type. I mean,

915
00:41:13,080 --> 00:41:16,759
Speaker 1: honest to Will, she's actually into tall, dark and handsome apparently. Yes,

916
00:41:16,840 --> 00:41:19,880
Speaker 1: we learned that last week. So I've actually just brought Emily,

917
00:41:19,920 --> 00:41:21,000
Speaker 1: the beautiful Emily in here.

918
00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,200
Speaker 2: Yes, I'm not bloody happy about this.

919
00:41:23,520 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 1: She's from spray Ozwill your own time, mate, No, then

920
00:41:27,760 --> 00:41:29,440
Speaker 1: I'd have to pay for it. So for your next

921
00:41:29,600 --> 00:41:33,000
Speaker 1: some kissed spray can head to spray oz dot com

922
00:41:33,239 --> 00:41:33,960
Speaker 1: dot au.

923
00:41:34,160 --> 00:41:36,200
Speaker 2: You have to do a credit line as well, Yes

924
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:36,480
Speaker 2: I do.

925
00:41:37,239 --> 00:41:40,080
Speaker 1: That's spray ols dot com dot Au. One more time.

926
00:41:40,960 --> 00:41:43,279
Speaker 2: Everyone wants to get to the too. You're just gonna

927
00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,400
Speaker 2: do this while the show's going on.

928
00:41:44,520 --> 00:41:46,439
Speaker 1: Yes, absolutely, so you're on the rest of the show.

929
00:41:46,440 --> 00:41:47,719
Speaker 1: I'm just going to get a spray to hand made

930
00:41:47,760 --> 00:41:49,440
Speaker 1: because I've got to look tall, dark and handsome and

931
00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:50,399
Speaker 1: it's time to get dark.

932
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:54,719
Speaker 2: Well fine, Well, just so you know, now that you've

933
00:41:54,760 --> 00:41:57,160
Speaker 2: taken your headphones off and you're in the cubicle.

934
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,640
Speaker 6: I did have a chat to Emily the spray tan

935
00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:02,360
Speaker 6: artists before him. We're going to dial it up to

936
00:42:02,480 --> 00:42:07,000
Speaker 6: maximum for you, mate, So yeah, she's going the darkest tins.

937
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:11,400
Speaker 2: Sorry, buddy, make sure you do yourself a favor and

938
00:42:11,480 --> 00:42:13,880
Speaker 2: get on too with Instagram. Woulds have got a date

939
00:42:13,920 --> 00:42:18,319
Speaker 2: with Laura? Yeah this Wednesday night. The brief is tall,

940
00:42:18,400 --> 00:42:21,160
Speaker 2: dark and handsome. That's from one of her friends and mate, Emily.

941
00:42:22,040 --> 00:42:22,759
Speaker 2: Emily's coming to.

942
00:42:22,920 --> 00:42:27,840
Speaker 1: Emily from Spray sun Kissed Sprays, hand Hit, the sprays

943
00:42:27,880 --> 00:42:28,440
Speaker 1: dot Com.

944
00:42:28,920 --> 00:42:30,120
Speaker 2: And the spray Tans for free.

945
00:42:30,200 --> 00:42:32,760
Speaker 1: Well, quickly, how do you think I think I'm getting browner?

946
00:42:32,840 --> 00:42:33,359
Speaker 10: You look dark?

947
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,000
Speaker 2: So I had to chat with Emily the spray tan

948
00:42:35,000 --> 00:42:36,680
Speaker 2: before and I told her to give the darkest tint

949
00:42:36,760 --> 00:42:41,640
Speaker 2: and mate, you look you you're an interesting shade.

950
00:42:42,360 --> 00:42:47,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, she likes tall, dark and handsome. Will so I'm dark?

951
00:42:47,640 --> 00:42:48,560
Speaker 6: You are dark?

952
00:42:48,800 --> 00:42:50,840
Speaker 2: I mean if you told me you were Latin American,

953
00:42:50,880 --> 00:42:55,000
Speaker 2: I'll be likee that's not cheers good even work on

954
00:42:55,120 --> 00:42:56,600
Speaker 2: that all right?

955
00:42:56,600 --> 00:42:58,560
Speaker 1: I would have to move on with the show. And mate,

956
00:42:58,560 --> 00:43:00,839
Speaker 1: there's been a brilliant practical joke that's been played by

957
00:43:00,880 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 1: a dad over the weekend. Have you seen this story?

958
00:43:05,440 --> 00:43:07,040
Speaker 1: This is good stuff. There's a dad and a daughter

959
00:43:07,080 --> 00:43:10,239
Speaker 1: who's been for their whole lives pretty much of just

960
00:43:10,480 --> 00:43:12,839
Speaker 1: continued playing that pinching a punch for the first out

961
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:17,080
Speaker 1: of the month effectively. So it's a big competition. I

962
00:43:17,200 --> 00:43:20,600
Speaker 1: quite like you. Yes, I like it. It's good stuff.

963
00:43:21,360 --> 00:43:23,120
Speaker 1: So they've been playing that. So it's a big race

964
00:43:23,280 --> 00:43:26,160
Speaker 1: every single you know, first day of a month, who

965
00:43:26,200 --> 00:43:26,959
Speaker 1: can get in first?

966
00:43:27,920 --> 00:43:30,759
Speaker 2: So May first, So if you get the first one in,

967
00:43:30,880 --> 00:43:32,080
Speaker 2: you can't return it. Is that right?

968
00:43:32,200 --> 00:43:33,680
Speaker 1: That's it's pinching a bunch for the first out of

969
00:43:33,680 --> 00:43:33,879
Speaker 1: the month.

970
00:43:34,280 --> 00:43:35,480
Speaker 2: You were able to do a kicking a flick for

971
00:43:35,560 --> 00:43:36,319
Speaker 2: being so quick though.

972
00:43:36,560 --> 00:43:39,520
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I don't think they're doing I didn't that one.

973
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:41,800
Speaker 1: They just keep the first round in there. So it

974
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:44,480
Speaker 1: was May first recently, and she was actually flying on

975
00:43:44,520 --> 00:43:47,480
Speaker 1: the first of May, so she was like, okay, I'm

976
00:43:47,480 --> 00:43:50,560
Speaker 1: waking up really early. As soon as I land the plane,

977
00:43:51,200 --> 00:43:52,880
Speaker 1: i'll set I'll give him a call and pinching a

978
00:43:52,920 --> 00:43:54,600
Speaker 1: punch him for the first out of the month. Beautiful,

979
00:43:54,640 --> 00:43:55,120
Speaker 1: I've got him.

980
00:43:55,520 --> 00:43:58,120
Speaker 10: She calls him for the pitch of the art.

981
00:43:58,160 --> 00:44:00,400
Speaker 1: That was her plan. They take it very very seriously.

982
00:44:00,800 --> 00:44:02,920
Speaker 1: That was her plan. She's sitting on the plane, she's

983
00:44:02,960 --> 00:44:04,680
Speaker 1: thinking like, great, as soon as I land, i'll call him,

984
00:44:04,719 --> 00:44:07,000
Speaker 1: no worries. And then one of the flight attendants walks

985
00:44:07,040 --> 00:44:09,080
Speaker 1: over to her and says, excuse me, miss, there's a

986
00:44:09,200 --> 00:44:12,320
Speaker 1: letter here for you, and she goes, okay, no worries.

987
00:44:12,719 --> 00:44:15,480
Speaker 1: What's what's the letter about? Opens it up to my

988
00:44:15,760 --> 00:44:19,040
Speaker 1: most beloved daughter. I hope you're sitting back, reclining comfortably

989
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:23,839
Speaker 1: as you and wind your way across the Tasman can't

990
00:44:23,840 --> 00:44:25,279
Speaker 1: wait to see you, and I know you're going to

991
00:44:25,320 --> 00:44:27,640
Speaker 1: be very excited and thrilled when you've seen me. By

992
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,960
Speaker 1: the way, whilst I remember pinching a punch for the

993
00:44:31,040 --> 00:44:35,160
Speaker 1: first day of the mone no returns quick round palls

994
00:44:35,239 --> 00:44:35,839
Speaker 1: for dad.

995
00:44:36,920 --> 00:44:38,560
Speaker 2: Nice, it's very good.

996
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:42,920
Speaker 1: Stuff from the day. But you know what, I think

997
00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:44,840
Speaker 1: parents love practical jokes.

998
00:44:45,320 --> 00:44:47,040
Speaker 2: So do you want to hear from the parents here

999
00:44:47,560 --> 00:44:50,600
Speaker 2: that love pulling practical jokes on their kids? And how

1000
00:44:50,680 --> 00:44:51,160
Speaker 2: old are you?

1001
00:44:51,560 --> 00:44:53,279
Speaker 1: Yeah? I want to hear that side. So if you're

1002
00:44:53,280 --> 00:44:55,480
Speaker 1: a proud parent who pulls practical jokes. But I'd also

1003
00:44:55,520 --> 00:44:57,279
Speaker 1: like to hear from the kids if your parents have

1004
00:44:57,360 --> 00:44:59,680
Speaker 1: played a rip a practical joke on you. Yes, we'll

1005
00:44:59,719 --> 00:45:01,600
Speaker 1: take the those calls as well. Thirty one six five

1006
00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,880
Speaker 1: was the number I remember on a holiday family holiday,

1007
00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:06,400
Speaker 1: my dad thought it was hilarious to put over the

1008
00:45:06,440 --> 00:45:11,719
Speaker 1: toilet some glad rap and I'm not kidding it. In

1009
00:45:11,760 --> 00:45:14,920
Speaker 1: the middle of the night, we went everywhere and then

1010
00:45:14,960 --> 00:45:16,640
Speaker 1: no lights were and then it was her dad. It

1011
00:45:16,719 --> 00:45:20,040
Speaker 1: was midnight and he was clearly stayed up and himself

1012
00:45:20,080 --> 00:45:22,280
Speaker 1: in the living room and going like, it's not funny, dad.

1013
00:45:24,120 --> 00:45:26,920
Speaker 2: My again. My girlfriend's mine was really big on this.

1014
00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,680
Speaker 2: She sent us an audio message. She's Dutch, she lives

1015
00:45:30,680 --> 00:45:33,279
Speaker 2: in Amsterdam. She send us an audio message recently and

1016
00:45:34,040 --> 00:45:36,359
Speaker 2: this is on WhatsApp and she said, guys, I hope

1017
00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:39,120
Speaker 2: you're both sitting down. I've got something to tell you

1018
00:45:42,400 --> 00:45:44,919
Speaker 2: to my daughter. To send me to my girlfriend. She said,

1019
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:50,000
Speaker 2: you're going to have a beautiful new baby brother or

1020
00:45:50,040 --> 00:45:53,240
Speaker 2: baby sister. Oh my god, and just ended the audio

1021
00:45:53,360 --> 00:45:56,359
Speaker 2: note and so we were like, oh my god, oh

1022
00:45:56,440 --> 00:45:57,360
Speaker 2: my god, huge like.

1023
00:45:57,360 --> 00:45:58,200
Speaker 1: Pop the champage.

1024
00:45:59,239 --> 00:46:00,960
Speaker 2: Believe it a call A call it again.

1025
00:46:01,040 --> 00:46:02,080
Speaker 10: She forgot that she center.

1026
00:46:02,880 --> 00:46:05,440
Speaker 2: We call her and she's like, oh no, sorry, I

1027
00:46:05,440 --> 00:46:09,200
Speaker 2: forgot about that. But April fools, guys, parents love you

1028
00:46:09,360 --> 00:46:09,800
Speaker 2: believe that.

1029
00:46:10,080 --> 00:46:10,759
Speaker 1: I actually can't.

1030
00:46:10,800 --> 00:46:14,560
Speaker 10: I can, like, jes how quick can we get back?

1031
00:46:15,920 --> 00:46:18,759
Speaker 1: I got Chris here on thirty one O sixty five. Chris,

1032
00:46:20,000 --> 00:46:22,040
Speaker 1: your mom? Your mom like's a practical joke. Chris.

1033
00:46:22,880 --> 00:46:24,680
Speaker 7: Yeah, she she got me a good one time.

1034
00:46:24,960 --> 00:46:25,160
Speaker 1: Yeah.

1035
00:46:25,400 --> 00:46:28,400
Speaker 3: We've just moved into our house. We've only been in

1036
00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,399
Speaker 3: there for about six months.

1037
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:30,880
Speaker 4: And I had a messy room and.

1038
00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:32,320
Speaker 3: She called me up and she goes, you're going to

1039
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,640
Speaker 3: have to clean the room. The real agent's coming over.

1040
00:46:35,120 --> 00:46:36,440
Speaker 4: I'm going to sumon already.

1041
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:39,160
Speaker 14: So I made my room and like most of the

1042
00:46:39,200 --> 00:46:41,160
Speaker 14: house stick and stamp, and then she goes, ah, we're

1043
00:46:41,200 --> 00:46:42,640
Speaker 14: not moving, just wanted to clean the room.

1044
00:46:48,640 --> 00:46:50,160
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got the clean house as well.

1045
00:46:51,360 --> 00:46:52,759
Speaker 2: Even heard that before.

1046
00:46:54,600 --> 00:46:56,440
Speaker 7: I cleaned my room and I cleaned half the house.

1047
00:46:56,320 --> 00:46:59,680
Speaker 2: For Oh that is so clever. Thanks the call. I'm

1048
00:46:59,760 --> 00:47:00,880
Speaker 2: like that with my girlfriend.

1049
00:47:00,920 --> 00:47:03,440
Speaker 10: Actually, yes, man inspection coming up.

1050
00:47:03,520 --> 00:47:05,239
Speaker 2: You can use that she's a grub. That would be good.

1051
00:47:05,320 --> 00:47:09,120
Speaker 1: You own your house, you don't have house inspections. Or

1052
00:47:10,640 --> 00:47:14,920
Speaker 1: we've got Danny here. Danny you you work with your

1053
00:47:14,960 --> 00:47:16,240
Speaker 1: dad with practical jokes.

1054
00:47:17,440 --> 00:47:20,680
Speaker 13: We was kind of against each other. Okay, okay, we've

1055
00:47:20,719 --> 00:47:23,759
Speaker 13: been in a you know, the cardboard inside the toilet, rolls.

1056
00:47:24,400 --> 00:47:26,719
Speaker 1: The car inside the toilet. No, what's that?

1057
00:47:27,320 --> 00:47:33,120
Speaker 13: Yeah, so we've been having a fight with each other

1058
00:47:33,200 --> 00:47:35,960
Speaker 13: where we put them in each other's things. Oh yeah,

1059
00:47:36,400 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 13: So it started with stacking him on the toilet and

1060
00:47:38,600 --> 00:47:40,640
Speaker 13: then it sort of went into now he puts him

1061
00:47:40,640 --> 00:47:42,160
Speaker 13: in my shoes or I put.

1062
00:47:42,040 --> 00:47:42,680
Speaker 2: Them in his car.

1063
00:47:42,920 --> 00:47:47,360
Speaker 13: Oh yeah, And it's just been escalating. It's got about

1064
00:47:47,440 --> 00:47:49,880
Speaker 13: nine roles now that get placed everywhere.

1065
00:47:50,800 --> 00:47:51,920
Speaker 1: So is it escalator?

1066
00:47:51,920 --> 00:47:51,960
Speaker 13: Like?

1067
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:54,160
Speaker 1: Is it escalated further though than him putting in your shoes?

1068
00:47:54,239 --> 00:47:55,000
Speaker 3: Or is that like the.

1069
00:47:57,360 --> 00:48:01,839
Speaker 13: I have a lot of shoes, so I can't without

1070
00:48:01,840 --> 00:48:03,920
Speaker 13: it without pretty much.

1071
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:13,040
Speaker 2: Thanks, she said. I was like, oh Jesus would be good.

1072
00:48:15,280 --> 00:48:20,800
Speaker 2: Sometimes I got to put a shoe on God. Damn. Again,

1073
00:48:21,320 --> 00:48:24,560
Speaker 2: the brilliance of the practical joke just continues to elude me.

1074
00:48:24,800 --> 00:48:29,439
Speaker 2: How good is he? All right? We're gonna occasionally calls

1075
00:48:29,440 --> 00:48:32,879
Speaker 2: committed disappointing on the show. Thanks so much for joining

1076
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 2: us for the last couple of hours. As always, absolutely

1077
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:37,160
Speaker 2: pleasure to be on your radios. Thanks for all your calls,

1078
00:48:37,200 --> 00:48:37,800
Speaker 2: your stories.

1079
00:48:38,520 --> 00:48:39,160
Speaker 1: We about a.

1080
00:48:44,120 --> 00:48:46,640
Speaker 2: Look. I realized that not a lot of our audience

1081
00:48:46,680 --> 00:48:48,879
Speaker 2: will probably be tennis fans. But if you know Roger,

1082
00:48:51,520 --> 00:48:54,319
Speaker 2: I think what he's looking a lot like Roger. Sheid,

1083
00:48:55,160 --> 00:48:57,160
Speaker 2: You've got a big date with the Laura this Wednesday night.

1084
00:48:57,280 --> 00:48:57,440
Speaker 13: Mate.

1085
00:48:57,520 --> 00:49:00,239
Speaker 1: Yes, he's just a Laura from Bachelor in Paradise, from

1086
00:49:00,280 --> 00:49:03,840
Speaker 1: Maddie Jay's Season a Bachelor. He's very exciting. But we

1087
00:49:03,960 --> 00:49:06,080
Speaker 1: had people calling us last week about what she's into,

1088
00:49:06,160 --> 00:49:08,400
Speaker 1: and a friend of hers called us and said she's

1089
00:49:08,440 --> 00:49:11,200
Speaker 1: into tall, dark and handsome men. So I've just had

1090
00:49:11,239 --> 00:49:13,880
Speaker 1: the beautiful Emily in here from spray Oz to get

1091
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:14,839
Speaker 1: a quick spray to hand.

1092
00:49:14,920 --> 00:49:15,120
Speaker 2: Will.

1093
00:49:15,400 --> 00:49:18,879
Speaker 1: Yeah, you are dark, Yeah, but I think it cools

1094
00:49:18,920 --> 00:49:21,920
Speaker 1: off a little bit of today's And again I had

1095
00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:25,160
Speaker 1: to be dark because she likes tall, dark and handsome.

1096
00:49:25,400 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 2: Your just look Mexican and that's the sort of tone

1097
00:49:29,640 --> 00:49:30,360
Speaker 2: that we're talking.

1098
00:49:30,680 --> 00:49:32,360
Speaker 1: And I think that's a good look. If you do

1099
00:49:32,480 --> 00:49:33,799
Speaker 1: want to see it. By the way, go to our

1100
00:49:35,120 --> 00:49:36,080
Speaker 1: I mean, like, good on her.

1101
00:49:36,239 --> 00:49:41,359
Speaker 2: She's overdone you, but she you are? Does that come off? Well?

1102
00:49:41,400 --> 00:49:43,360
Speaker 1: I've never actually had a spray tand before Will, but

1103
00:49:43,480 --> 00:49:45,080
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm getting darker.

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Speaker 2: Is that just? Is that an illusion?

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Speaker 1: Or am I continuing to get darker because I think

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Speaker 1: I was went down another shade.

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Speaker 2: Will on Instagram if you want to go and check

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Speaker 2: that out. Guys, thank you so much for your time.

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Speaker 2: We'll see you tomorrow from folk About see what you're hearing.

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Speaker 2: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: You're the one who says you're a great button.

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Speaker 10: I do have a page.