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Speaker 1: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, good afternoon everyone. I hope you're having a great Tuesday.

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Speaker 2: If you're not, you will be very very shortly. Wrong word,

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Speaker 2: wrong place happening here, Keep the kids. It's aware of

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Speaker 2: the fact that it could get a little bit naughty

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Speaker 2: this hour. Not too naughty, but.

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Speaker 1: It's it's it's what I like to call innocent naughtiness.

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Speaker 2: It is innocent naughtiness, a little bit like our show Woods.

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Speaker 1: It's innocently naughty. We are Wow, Will and Woody innocently naughty.

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Speaker 2: That's got a bit of a you want to put

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Speaker 2: that on the on the on the on the on

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Speaker 2: the post.

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Speaker 1: Well, I'm just throwing it up there. I'm just throwing

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Speaker 1: it up there, throwing up you know.

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Speaker 2: We think billboard number one, Will and Woody innocently naughty,

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Speaker 2: you know.

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Speaker 1: And then maybe you got a picture of a little devil,

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Speaker 1: you know, he's helping an old lady across the street

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Speaker 1: at the end.

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Speaker 3: Of the day.

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Speaker 1: Still the devil.

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Speaker 2: Who's the devil?

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Speaker 1: Well are well, yeah, no, that doesn't way, that doesn't work.

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Speaker 1: But if we're a devil that's helping a grandmar across

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Speaker 1: the street, then maybe people go.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, okay, but who's the devil in the in

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Speaker 4: the were it to a picture like like a you know,

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Speaker 4: like some of the drawing the devil, I'm just spitballing

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Speaker 4: him And yeah, no, that's right, taking you behind the

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Speaker 4: scenes of you know, the sort of the things that

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Speaker 4: we talk about with Brandon the show and whatnot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and it's probably a chat we probab could have

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Speaker 2: had off here to be honest, definitely about the big

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Speaker 2: things we probably won't be covering later on. This story's outrageous.

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Speaker 2: Woods to kick us off front page nearly every news service,

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Speaker 2: the Paul and Hansion, Paul and Hansens, Paul and Hanson's

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Speaker 2: One Nation Party that there's been an undercover journalist who's

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Speaker 2: been from Al Jazeera, which is an independent news organization,

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Speaker 2: and he's been posing is this liaison if you like,

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Speaker 2: between the One Nation Party and the NRA, the National

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Speaker 2: Rifles Association genuine mole in the genuine mile. He's gone

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Speaker 2: in and he's recorded a whole bunch of conversations between

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Speaker 2: One Nation staffers talking about if they took a whole

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Speaker 2: bunch of money from the National Rifles Association from the NRA,

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Speaker 2: what they would get out of it. It's pretty hectic stuff.

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Speaker 1: So that the NRAL obviously this seems obvious, but they

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Speaker 1: are obviously fought their pro guns in America, okay, And

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Speaker 1: so they are now saying we're going to pay the

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Speaker 1: One Nation party money, which I imagine to pedal well.

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Speaker 2: Have a listen to what they're talking about, what they

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Speaker 2: Australian politics. I listen, if.

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Speaker 5: One nation could get ten million goals, you did pick

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Speaker 5: up eight people with seventy eight Senate seats on board?

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Speaker 5: Is the balance of pout? I mean whole government on board.

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Speaker 2: So they're saying we've got ten million bucks generally to

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Speaker 2: be able to buy themselves eight Senate seeds, which would

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Speaker 2: get them the whole government on board. But then in

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Speaker 2: return they have to tryin omously change a whole bunch

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Speaker 2: of legislation to let guns back in. It's just hectic.

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Speaker 1: That is terrifying. That is actually terrifying.

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Speaker 2: So gon't check it out. Pretty amazing journalism there from Aldersiia.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, amazing stuff. Hey, if that was the number one

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Speaker 1: story going around, I've definitely got number two. Here Will,

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Speaker 1: Yesterday was the European gull Screeching Championships. So yesterday I

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Speaker 1: saw people all over Europe flight to Belgium where the

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Speaker 1: tournament took place. And Will, I mean, this is just incredible.

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Speaker 1: Have a listen. This is the this is the winning screech.

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Speaker 1: This is a person impersonating.

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Speaker 2: So this isn't this isn't a gulls greeting. This is

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Speaker 2: a person doing the screach. It's a person. Sorry, I

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Speaker 2: thought they took their gulls down.

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Speaker 1: This is people impersonate seagulls.

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Speaker 2: How many people go to this?

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Speaker 1: Thousands the gulls creaching competition, people all across Europe flying

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Speaker 1: to Belgia. Apparently tourism in Belgium absolutely peaks. The government

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Speaker 1: the winner. His name is Reggie Lashed. He is from Amsterdam.

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Speaker 1: Have a listen to his seagull absolutely went off. It's unbelievable.

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Speaker 1: But just before we do go to our next song,

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Speaker 1: So we just heard Reggie lash the winner. Would the

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Speaker 1: Australian Will McMahon have beaten him? And go well with

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Speaker 1: your seagulls, screech, I.

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Speaker 2: Can't do a seagull. Don't come on, mate, I can

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Speaker 2: do another bird. I have a bit of fun, not

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Speaker 2: a mates, not a that was pretty good.

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Speaker 1: You'd be banned from the competition.

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Speaker 2: That was pretty good. Now, that was far better than

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Speaker 2: what you thought I was gonna do. Well.

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Speaker 1: If this story doesn't make you smile, then you aren't human.

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Speaker 1: You're not a human Jesus. A bit of pressure, No, no, no,

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Speaker 1: I want the pressure. How's this? An eleven year old

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Speaker 1: Golden Retriever Golden Retriever dog lost his sight due to

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Speaker 1: glau coma. Very sad. Eleven years old. He's lost his sight.

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Speaker 1: He's completely blind.

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Speaker 2: Now, okay, so he's out of the job.

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Speaker 1: He no, no, no, no, no, no, he's he's well. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: he's at a job. He's out of a job. No no,

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Speaker 2: He's lost his sight.

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Speaker 1: He's lost his sight.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Joe, he's a seeing eye dog. Well gone,

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Speaker 2: he's not a sniffing eye.

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Speaker 1: I didn't say it. Was a scene ie dog? Will

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Speaker 1: I just said and eleven year old golden retriever lost

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Speaker 1: their sight due to glau coma. Didn't say they are

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Speaker 1: a What I can tell you is that this eleven

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Speaker 1: received his own seeing eye. It is the most beautiful

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Speaker 1: story I've ever heard. If you want to say pictures

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Speaker 1: of it, go online. But you've got this blind dog

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Speaker 1: that is now being guided by a puppy seeing eye dog.

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Speaker 2: That's very Is there a blind Is there a blind

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Speaker 3: There? Though?

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Speaker 1: No, definitely not. Will absolutely not stop trying to poke

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Speaker 1: hole in my goddamn story.

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Speaker 2: It's very it's very cute.

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Speaker 1: Is it is very cute? And look, it could be

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Speaker 1: the cutest thing I've ever heard. But what I'd love

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Speaker 1: to hear now, I'm thirteen one oh six five. That's

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Speaker 1: I'd love to have a good old fashioned cute.

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Speaker 2: Ugh, it's a cute.

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Speaker 1: You can call the show right now, thirteen one o

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Speaker 1: six five. Tell us any story that you think is

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Speaker 1: particularly adorable and cute to be a puppy being a

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Speaker 2: God's got to be cuter than that.

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Speaker 2: You gotta beat your own cute story.

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Speaker 1: Yep, yep. My dad was going to a business trip.

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Speaker 1: Was a long time ago, about fifteen twenty years ago.

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Speaker 1: Dad was going to a business trip. My sister was

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Speaker 2: It just had to be like a small cute thing,

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Speaker 2: like you know, like babies and animals.

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Speaker 1: No, I don't anything defined as cute.

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Speaker 2: For my girlfriend's birthday a couple of years ago, yep,

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Speaker 2: Like it's not cute already.

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Speaker 1: Oh no, it's good man.

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Speaker 2: I wrote a high cup yep, and I put a

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Speaker 2: Find oh, that's actually pretty cute.

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Speaker 1: Didn't lead to anywhere, like where where was the finish?

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Speaker 3: Was it?

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Speaker 4: You know?

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Speaker 1: You waiting?

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Speaker 2: Or what do you mean?

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Speaker 1: Sorry, that wouldn't make it cute.

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Speaker 5: Sorry? Sorry, it is cute.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, it's adorable. That's that is exactly the sort of

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Speaker 2: It's very cute.

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Speaker 1: Could I think it could be the cutest story ever?

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Speaker 1: But we're finding out thirteen one oh sixty five if

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Speaker 1: you have a cutest story or in other words, were

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Speaker 1: having a cute off, Well, it's a cute first person

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Speaker 6: Lee Lee Hey gown, good lad?

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Speaker 1: Pretty good mate? You think you've got a cute story

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Speaker 7: Back in the day when I was seventeen, my girlfriend

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Speaker 2: Oh pretty Cute's a chance.

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Speaker 7: In seventeen walking from Central down the Circular Key on

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Speaker 7: a Friday night. I mean there's a new world to me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, good on right, seventeen year old factor is big there.

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Speaker 2: It's not a chance for you. Took your own horn here, mate.

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Speaker 2: I've got a good friend of mine whose grandma. Whose grandma.

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Speaker 2: She's sick and she's she's in bed, she's not very mobile.

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Speaker 2: She's got a boyfriend. Yeah, she's got a boyfriend and

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Speaker 2: On the right on moa in a suit. Pretty cute,

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Speaker 2: pretty cut. It's also pretty fair to watch. It's also

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Speaker 1: We've got Nicole, he and car. Welcome to the cute off.

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Speaker 1: What's your are you? We're good?

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Speaker 8: Thanks, we had a cat and it was Reno, but

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Speaker 8: she's left a kitten behind.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, just from the from the top there, just lost

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Speaker 8: So he had a cat got run over and we

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Speaker 10: Yeah, my niece isn't allowed to take dolls or any

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Speaker 11: Oh, Josh to share her dolls.

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Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow, that is cute. It was very cute.

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Speaker 2: Well there's breeding species there, mate, that's straight up and

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Speaker 2: I didn't know that in order to make them appropriate

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Speaker 1: What are you looking for? Can't say, we're just and

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Speaker 2: You are laughing. You're laughing. What China has done to

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Speaker 1: Yes, no, I have heard this. I have heard this.

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Speaker 2: So there's a key movie that came out recently. They

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Speaker 2: A shame, but like actually hilarious. Like I cannot tell

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Speaker 2: if you went to go and see Bruce Almighty, there

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Speaker 1: Right, still not a bad movie. If if I you know,

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Speaker 2: a lion King Greatness more Fuss is not a king.

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Speaker 1: If more Fuss is not the king, he's just a

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Speaker 1: The whole scar thing gets a little bit confusing, like

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Speaker 2: I'll give you another one that's going to really hopefully

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Speaker 2: put this out. What a man in Goodwill hunting? Yes,

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Speaker 2: Matt Damon's not a genius, so he's.

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Speaker 1: Just hoodwinking a whole bunch of people. Also quite good, Yeah, genius, brilliant.

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Speaker 2: any of their cinemas was any reference in Bohemian Rhapsody

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Speaker 1: The movie goes for twenty minutes.

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Speaker 2: Just think they're just mates or they kept that bit in.

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Speaker 2: Okay, Yeah, so I thought you'd have a lot of

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Speaker 5: I've been thinking about it a lot. I think I'm bisexual, Freddy.

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Speaker 2: It's it's fantastic touching moment. Here's the edited audio they

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Speaker 2: I think I'm heterosexual, Freddy.

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Speaker 5: I've been thinking about it a lot. I think I'm heterosexual.

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Speaker 11: Very good.

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Speaker 2: You've got very good range. That he should be dubbing

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Speaker 12: I say well, you say I say well, you say

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Speaker 13: Yes, actually wasn't me.

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Speaker 8: It was actually a boyfriend years ago.

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Speaker 10: Was trying to impress my mother.

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Speaker 8: Which is very artistic, and tried to say it was

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Speaker 2: It's amazing. You know the emoji, you know, the emoji

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Speaker 1: Oh yes, yes, yes, no, yes, it is You're correct. Yeah,

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Speaker 14: Yeah, ex mother in law now but yeah. My partner, Nikita,

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Speaker 1: Oh wow, oh god terrific.

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Speaker 9: It makes it wor is where lesbian?

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Speaker 1: So there's the kicker.

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Speaker 2: There's the kicker.

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Speaker 1: Amazing.

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Speaker 2: Tell, I'm sorry, Tell because she didn't see this though,

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Speaker 14: Right, Yeah, well I have a pretty pretty good relationship.

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Speaker 14: She ended up telling that beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Amy, you're at the dentist.

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Speaker 11: Boys Chow was at the dentist and basically I told

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Speaker 7: The dentist.

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Speaker 14: I said to the dentist.

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Speaker 1: From thanks for you. I was going to Emma now

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Speaker 8: I was.

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Speaker 13: I went out deep sea fishing with the boys, and

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Speaker 2: I don't even know what my girlfriend's mom, who name's Pim. Yeh,

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Speaker 2: her name's Pim. She wrote me a message on my

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Speaker 2: calling me chubby.

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Speaker 1: Oh oh okay, Like, how did you feel about that?

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Speaker 2: When you're a little taken aback? Yep, yeah, I do

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Speaker 1: They are Dutch, and what is that. They're quite direct, yeah, sure, okay, yeah.

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Speaker 2: And it wasn't like, oh, you know, you're fat. It

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no. She just wrote me a message

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Speaker 2: And I think she meant to say like, you're chubby

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Speaker 2: and you don't care. I don't know.

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00:22:16,040 --> 00:22:18,359
Speaker 1: It was weird, Okay, it was weird.

442
00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:23,959
Speaker 2: The problem is that I am going to Italy in

443
00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,800
Speaker 2: July to go and live in a house in Italy

444
00:22:27,920 --> 00:22:30,560
Speaker 2: with my girlfriend and her family are coming down from

445
00:22:30,640 --> 00:22:32,399
Speaker 2: Holland to meet us for this week.

446
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Speaker 3: Right.

447
00:22:33,119 --> 00:22:33,879
Speaker 1: Oh sounds awesome.

448
00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,280
Speaker 2: It sounds great. We've got a house, there's a pool

449
00:22:36,320 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 2: in the house.

450
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Speaker 1: Pizza and pasted a few bit dangerous, isn't it. Well,

451
00:22:39,320 --> 00:22:40,720
Speaker 1: hang on, sorry, this is.

452
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Speaker 2: What I'm already worried about. Her you love a car,

453
00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:44,600
Speaker 2: I'm already worried about me.

454
00:22:45,160 --> 00:22:47,920
Speaker 1: So it's a Krypto nite mate, stop.

455
00:22:47,640 --> 00:22:52,640
Speaker 2: It, stop it. So last night last night, my girlfriend

456
00:22:52,680 --> 00:22:54,240
Speaker 2: was sending me to her and she said, how much

457
00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:58,240
Speaker 2: rice do you want? And I was like, not that much.

458
00:22:58,280 --> 00:23:00,760
Speaker 2: I was like less rice. Less Rice said why he's

459
00:23:00,800 --> 00:23:03,879
Speaker 2: so concerned about the right and I said, I'm getting

460
00:23:03,920 --> 00:23:07,679
Speaker 2: really worried that I'm getting I'm getting worried about my

461
00:23:07,760 --> 00:23:12,240
Speaker 2: figure when I meet you, when I meet your family, you.

462
00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,280
Speaker 1: Be at the beaches and stall at the.

463
00:23:14,200 --> 00:23:19,280
Speaker 2: Pool, and I don't want to be the chubby, chubby Australian. Okay, boyfriend,

464
00:23:19,240 --> 00:23:23,000
Speaker 2: I'm a paranoid about how they're going to perceive me.

465
00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:24,719
Speaker 1: Okay, so what are we thinking here? Made a bit

466
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Speaker 1: of a bit of a fitness I'm just trying to production.

467
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Speaker 1: You want life production?

468
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,359
Speaker 2: No, I don't want a life pro suction. But the

469
00:23:33,400 --> 00:23:36,479
Speaker 2: reality is I'm so paranoid about it. And my girlfriend,

470
00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:38,320
Speaker 2: like Sam, just laughed at me. She was like, that

471
00:23:38,520 --> 00:23:41,920
Speaker 2: is so pathetic that you're actually worried about your weight

472
00:23:41,960 --> 00:23:44,000
Speaker 2: in front of my family, Like who cares? But I

473
00:23:44,080 --> 00:23:47,520
Speaker 2: turned it on her and I said, well, because my

474
00:23:47,640 --> 00:23:51,600
Speaker 2: mum's in interior design. Right, every time my mum comes

475
00:23:51,600 --> 00:23:55,639
Speaker 2: over to the house, it's like, it's God, damn, the

476
00:23:55,720 --> 00:23:58,600
Speaker 2: block has happened here. I mean, you're getting all the

477
00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,280
Speaker 2: cushions in the right play and the rugs have got

478
00:24:01,320 --> 00:24:03,760
Speaker 2: to be in the right place, and you lose your

479
00:24:03,760 --> 00:24:08,080
Speaker 2: absolute nuts. So I don't think that it's uncommon to

480
00:24:08,160 --> 00:24:13,760
Speaker 2: be paranoid about impressing your in laws. Oh no, definitely

481
00:24:13,840 --> 00:24:17,760
Speaker 2: not me losing weight from my girlfriend's family.

482
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Speaker 1: Say, but I am so that specifically is hilarious. I'm sorry,

483
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:25,119
Speaker 1: but I don't know why you worry about it. You funny,

484
00:24:25,160 --> 00:24:27,200
Speaker 1: make you look good. You know, you're not that chubby.

485
00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,440
Speaker 1: You're a little bit chubby on the side. That gives

486
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Speaker 1: you a lot of character.

487
00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:33,160
Speaker 2: And I don't want to be chubby for them, Okay,

488
00:24:33,240 --> 00:24:34,760
Speaker 2: I don't want them to go away and be like, oh,

489
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:37,080
Speaker 2: you know they're dating. They're dating some fats. She's doing

490
00:24:37,160 --> 00:24:38,320
Speaker 2: some fat slob in Australia.

491
00:24:38,400 --> 00:24:39,720
Speaker 1: I can get a spray tend makes you look a

492
00:24:39,760 --> 00:24:43,600
Speaker 1: lot of slimmer, mate. I don't want that. Hilarious. Oh,

493
00:24:43,600 --> 00:24:45,359
Speaker 1: but I definitely can relate to try and impress the

494
00:24:45,359 --> 00:24:47,600
Speaker 1: in laws. Oh that is well, that is terrified.

495
00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:50,960
Speaker 2: All right, I totally you know, I agree me losing

496
00:24:50,960 --> 00:24:54,240
Speaker 2: weight a little bit comical in general. I want to

497
00:24:54,240 --> 00:24:57,680
Speaker 2: know from other people that six y five, I'm losing

498
00:24:57,720 --> 00:25:01,800
Speaker 2: weight to meet my parents, my girlfriends. It was two

499
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:02,840
Speaker 2: or three kilars last week.

500
00:25:02,720 --> 00:25:04,400
Speaker 1: About the couple of brownies you made at lunch mat

501
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:05,480
Speaker 1: cheat day.

502
00:25:07,600 --> 00:25:10,680
Speaker 2: But I want to know from other people what lengths

503
00:25:10,680 --> 00:25:12,960
Speaker 2: have you gone to? So, yes, I'm living on a

504
00:25:12,960 --> 00:25:15,400
Speaker 2: bit of My girlfriend moves a few cushions around the house.

505
00:25:15,400 --> 00:25:18,680
Speaker 2: But like, have you read up on something? So you're

506
00:25:18,720 --> 00:25:19,360
Speaker 2: in the convo?

507
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, have you doing you know, have you had to.

508
00:25:22,119 --> 00:25:24,760
Speaker 2: Learn about something to impress them? Or have you had

509
00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:27,920
Speaker 2: to change yet your hairstyle or your appearance to make

510
00:25:28,000 --> 00:25:31,280
Speaker 2: them like you? Because they started to realize it's a

511
00:25:31,280 --> 00:25:32,240
Speaker 2: bit of hectic, isn't it.

512
00:25:32,280 --> 00:25:35,639
Speaker 1: A friend of mine was she's vegetarian, and she was

513
00:25:35,640 --> 00:25:37,800
Speaker 1: meeting the in laws for the first time, and they

514
00:25:37,840 --> 00:25:40,520
Speaker 1: made this huge barbecue of every meat under the sun.

515
00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:44,119
Speaker 1: I'm choking your chickens, your beefs, your lambs, spatchcocks, it

516
00:25:44,200 --> 00:25:47,320
Speaker 1: was the lot. And she was so scared about impressing them.

517
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:50,560
Speaker 1: She didn't want it. She was just like a first

518
00:25:50,560 --> 00:25:52,480
Speaker 1: time in a couple of years she'd ever eaten meat.

519
00:25:52,520 --> 00:25:54,639
Speaker 1: And I'm talking. The dad was going, You've got to

520
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,399
Speaker 1: try all of it, and she sat there and ate

521
00:25:56,480 --> 00:25:57,120
Speaker 1: all the meat.

522
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Speaker 2: Oh my god, welln't be doing that because it's a

523
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:01,520
Speaker 2: fat in meat.

524
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Speaker 12: So learning the cars, mate, I six five is the

525
00:26:07,880 --> 00:26:11,800
Speaker 12: number were you paranoid about impressing your in laws?

526
00:26:12,200 --> 00:26:15,960
Speaker 2: And what lengths did you go to to making sure

527
00:26:16,480 --> 00:26:19,399
Speaker 2: that you did impress them. My girlfriend's mum told me

528
00:26:19,480 --> 00:26:22,080
Speaker 2: that I'm chubby over text message in December. I'm meeting her.

529
00:26:22,160 --> 00:26:25,560
Speaker 2: She's coming down from Holland in July and I'm losing

530
00:26:25,640 --> 00:26:27,600
Speaker 2: light for it. Woulds I'm losing light for it. I

531
00:26:27,640 --> 00:26:31,040
Speaker 2: want to get her name is Pim? I keep saying

532
00:26:31,080 --> 00:26:34,320
Speaker 2: to Sam, forget shredding for the wedding. I'm getting trimmed

533
00:26:34,359 --> 00:26:34,920
Speaker 2: for Pim.

534
00:26:38,200 --> 00:26:40,600
Speaker 1: We're using So do we need to pick out a

535
00:26:40,640 --> 00:26:43,359
Speaker 1: bathing suit for you as well? Maybe a slimming bathing suit?

536
00:26:43,400 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 2: Will I think we could? Yeah?

537
00:26:46,119 --> 00:26:47,640
Speaker 1: I think I think maybe you could be a little bit.

538
00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,840
Speaker 2: Worried about having any sort of muffin top going on

539
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:50,600
Speaker 2: and around the pool.

540
00:26:50,800 --> 00:26:54,560
Speaker 1: You can go a high waisted speedo, which apparently is

541
00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:58,480
Speaker 1: huge in Europe as well. Leave it with me, mate, No, no, no,

542
00:26:58,600 --> 00:27:01,200
Speaker 1: definitely not. I've got a pair high waisted speed high

543
00:27:01,200 --> 00:27:03,199
Speaker 1: waisted speeder just hides the old math and top mate,

544
00:27:03,200 --> 00:27:06,639
Speaker 1: which I don't think that was the Problemary of you.

545
00:27:06,920 --> 00:27:11,800
Speaker 2: Joe's Joe. We're talking about ways that you've tried to

546
00:27:11,840 --> 00:27:14,439
Speaker 2: impress your in laws, the lengths you've gone to. What

547
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:15,199
Speaker 2: did you do? Mate?

548
00:27:15,760 --> 00:27:15,960
Speaker 11: Good?

549
00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:16,080
Speaker 5: Ay?

550
00:27:16,119 --> 00:27:17,639
Speaker 9: Will wad you go? Boys?

551
00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:18,240
Speaker 7: Yeah?

552
00:27:18,280 --> 00:27:23,400
Speaker 15: Look, I've been married about ten years now and the

553
00:27:23,400 --> 00:27:26,640
Speaker 15: the wife's father has always had a massive interest in cycling,

554
00:27:26,680 --> 00:27:31,320
Speaker 15: and he's he's super fit and uh wait, I wait

555
00:27:31,480 --> 00:27:33,920
Speaker 15: about fifty kilo mate, I'm built like a paddle pop.

556
00:27:34,440 --> 00:27:38,199
Speaker 1: So I've gone und you don't sound like it at all.

557
00:27:38,200 --> 00:27:40,159
Speaker 2: I would never victor carry on.

558
00:27:41,040 --> 00:27:43,920
Speaker 15: So one day I've gone, you know what, I reckon,

559
00:27:43,920 --> 00:27:45,840
Speaker 15: I'm in here. I'll get a bit fitter, I'll get

560
00:27:45,840 --> 00:27:49,160
Speaker 15: a bit stronger. I'll and I've dropped two grand on

561
00:27:49,280 --> 00:27:53,560
Speaker 15: a like a racer. I've bought the helmet, the like rate,

562
00:27:53,720 --> 00:27:56,760
Speaker 15: the clip on shoes, the whole kit, the drink bottle,

563
00:27:57,480 --> 00:28:00,520
Speaker 15: and I reckon, I reckon. I've never seen a dustiest

564
00:28:00,520 --> 00:28:03,600
Speaker 15: thing in my life. It never got one day outside

565
00:28:03,880 --> 00:28:05,920
Speaker 15: and I handed the whole thing over to the dad.

566
00:28:07,520 --> 00:28:09,840
Speaker 2: You didn't even do it, You didn't parade around on

567
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:11,280
Speaker 2: it or anything, or just pointed out.

568
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:14,480
Speaker 15: I think I think I had one go on it,

569
00:28:14,600 --> 00:28:17,280
Speaker 15: and the shoes are impossible to get out, so I

570
00:28:17,320 --> 00:28:20,240
Speaker 15: think I lost at was unable to unclip and tell.

571
00:28:20,200 --> 00:28:26,280
Speaker 2: Over mate, very very good stuff. Well like you haven't

572
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:27,640
Speaker 2: spend any money yet.

573
00:28:27,960 --> 00:28:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, well apart from that, the high wasted does that'll

574
00:28:30,680 --> 00:28:31,160
Speaker 1: be quite cheap.

575
00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:38,840
Speaker 2: I'm not getting high? Was Laura is called on five? Laura,

576
00:28:39,080 --> 00:28:43,080
Speaker 2: we're talking about paranoid, being paranoid about needing to impress

577
00:28:43,120 --> 00:28:46,480
Speaker 2: her in laws. Let's talk about the area that you

578
00:28:46,560 --> 00:28:48,040
Speaker 2: wanted to impress them in first.

579
00:28:49,600 --> 00:28:54,600
Speaker 11: Yeah, so my boyfriend and his family immediate family are

580
00:28:54,600 --> 00:29:01,040
Speaker 11: all death. So yeah, they're all death. So I needed

581
00:29:01,040 --> 00:29:04,000
Speaker 11: to learn Osland Australian sign language sign.

582
00:29:04,760 --> 00:29:07,560
Speaker 2: Ye, how did I.

583
00:29:09,840 --> 00:29:10,080
Speaker 5: Look?

584
00:29:10,120 --> 00:29:12,760
Speaker 11: At times? It's really it's really hard to learn in

585
00:29:13,120 --> 00:29:17,000
Speaker 11: I met them after a month of dating my partner

586
00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:20,720
Speaker 11: and so obviously learning a language in.

587
00:29:20,680 --> 00:29:23,320
Speaker 7: A month it's not easy to do.

588
00:29:24,800 --> 00:29:27,200
Speaker 11: But I was really nervous about that. But they were

589
00:29:27,240 --> 00:29:30,520
Speaker 11: really lovely and they've all been teaching me for the

590
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:31,600
Speaker 11: last year or so.

591
00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:34,520
Speaker 2: That's such a nice story, Laura. So can I ask

592
00:29:34,560 --> 00:29:38,120
Speaker 2: Laura you so your partner's death. Yeah, so when you

593
00:29:38,280 --> 00:29:40,560
Speaker 2: so when you met him, because obviously he didn't know

594
00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:42,840
Speaker 2: sign language in the first thing, it was there a

595
00:29:42,880 --> 00:29:44,760
Speaker 2: lot of I've always thought this is quite interesting. Is

596
00:29:44,760 --> 00:29:46,600
Speaker 2: there a lot of note writing going on and that

597
00:29:46,680 --> 00:29:48,080
Speaker 2: sort of stuff? Just to get it off the ground.

598
00:29:48,320 --> 00:29:53,800
Speaker 11: Yeah, So for our first date, we were basically communicating

599
00:29:53,920 --> 00:29:58,240
Speaker 11: in writing. So he taught me how chi fingers fell,

600
00:29:58,400 --> 00:30:03,320
Speaker 11: so you know it's a alphabet. Oh yeah, I started

601
00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:04,640
Speaker 11: learning that from our first day.

602
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:05,160
Speaker 2: Yeah.

603
00:30:05,240 --> 00:30:10,760
Speaker 11: Yeah, gradually filt on that land the basics like, hi,

604
00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,400
Speaker 11: how are you that? Sort of you know, all of

605
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:15,200
Speaker 11: the things you need to know when your first meeting.

606
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:20,240
Speaker 11: Over the last year or so, I've learned quite a lot.

607
00:30:20,800 --> 00:30:22,320
Speaker 2: I was obviously worth it. I mean, like learning a

608
00:30:22,320 --> 00:30:23,440
Speaker 2: whole new language means.

609
00:30:24,800 --> 00:30:26,680
Speaker 1: Plus, if you're like hiding a packet of chips or

610
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:28,200
Speaker 1: something in in a room in the house, you know

611
00:30:28,240 --> 00:30:29,480
Speaker 1: he won't be able to hear that, you know, tuck

612
00:30:29,520 --> 00:30:33,080
Speaker 1: it into during benefits there as well.

613
00:30:33,200 --> 00:30:36,240
Speaker 2: Thanks Thanks Lauren. Go to hear from your daddy is tough.

614
00:30:36,600 --> 00:30:37,280
Speaker 1: Yeah, awesome.

615
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:39,400
Speaker 2: Though that she's doing that going on your first date

616
00:30:39,400 --> 00:30:41,520
Speaker 2: and having to write notes to them across the table.

617
00:30:41,520 --> 00:30:43,440
Speaker 2: This is benefits. Actually, you need to think. You have

618
00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:45,000
Speaker 2: to think about what you're saying as well.

619
00:30:45,080 --> 00:30:47,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's sort of romantic. Yeah, I got Jeremiah here

620
00:30:47,880 --> 00:30:50,440
Speaker 1: and now, Jeremiah, you did something pretty drastic to try

621
00:30:50,480 --> 00:30:51,440
Speaker 1: and impress the in laws.

622
00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:53,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, well it's.

623
00:30:53,040 --> 00:30:57,840
Speaker 6: Actually my ex fiance. Now, I got half a sleeve

624
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,600
Speaker 6: tattoo removed.

625
00:31:00,200 --> 00:31:02,200
Speaker 1: Oh, because they didn't like tattoos.

626
00:31:02,920 --> 00:31:06,600
Speaker 6: Yeah, they weren't too much for a fount of it made.

627
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:07,760
Speaker 2: With the laser with the laser tips.

628
00:31:07,800 --> 00:31:09,720
Speaker 7: Yeah.

629
00:31:09,840 --> 00:31:13,120
Speaker 2: Does that hurt? Yeah a lot.

630
00:31:13,360 --> 00:31:15,880
Speaker 1: I've heard it feels like flicking hot oil onto your arm,

631
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:17,440
Speaker 1: Like that's sort of the feeling you get.

632
00:31:18,160 --> 00:31:21,760
Speaker 6: Yeah, it felt kind of like being burnt for about

633
00:31:22,320 --> 00:31:23,000
Speaker 6: three hours.

634
00:31:23,000 --> 00:31:27,080
Speaker 1: So then sorry, you've also said, Jeremi that x X fiance.

635
00:31:27,160 --> 00:31:30,240
Speaker 1: So I don't mean now, but you got.

636
00:31:30,520 --> 00:31:31,240
Speaker 6: Didn't work out.

637
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:32,240
Speaker 1: You got rid of herd.

638
00:31:32,600 --> 00:31:34,920
Speaker 6: I got rid of it for nothing.

639
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:36,520
Speaker 2: Oh made?

640
00:31:36,840 --> 00:31:38,840
Speaker 1: Can you go over it? Can you bring it back?

641
00:31:39,800 --> 00:31:41,560
Speaker 7: Nah?

642
00:31:41,640 --> 00:31:42,239
Speaker 1: So you do it.

643
00:31:42,720 --> 00:31:44,280
Speaker 6: I mean I wouldn't want to bring it back. It

644
00:31:44,280 --> 00:31:46,880
Speaker 6: was just some like super tribal stuff. I got when

645
00:31:46,920 --> 00:31:48,000
Speaker 6: I was eighteen.

646
00:31:48,840 --> 00:31:50,440
Speaker 1: We've got mad I've got a son of my ankle made.

647
00:31:50,440 --> 00:31:51,080
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.

648
00:31:51,320 --> 00:31:58,880
Speaker 16: You also, so while we're laughing back to the cold Jeremi,

649
00:31:59,480 --> 00:32:03,080
Speaker 16: anybody anybody has that somebody mooch off their streaming account

650
00:32:03,200 --> 00:32:05,320
Speaker 16: it there's stand there, Foxtale there, Spotify.

651
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:08,560
Speaker 2: We know it sucks, we know it hurts somebody using

652
00:32:08,600 --> 00:32:10,640
Speaker 2: your username and your password, and we're gonna get a

653
00:32:10,640 --> 00:32:12,680
Speaker 2: little bit of vengines for you right up next. A

654
00:32:12,720 --> 00:32:14,600
Speaker 2: little bit of a win for the good guys. Although Woods,

655
00:32:14,640 --> 00:32:17,600
Speaker 2: you merch off my stand so we'll have to talk

656
00:32:17,640 --> 00:32:18,080
Speaker 2: about that.

657
00:32:18,160 --> 00:32:23,320
Speaker 1: And the others. Ah Spotify also I'm doing right. And

658
00:32:23,360 --> 00:32:26,680
Speaker 1: fox Tale sorry there it is, and Ka I've got

659
00:32:26,720 --> 00:32:27,560
Speaker 1: all your passwords.

660
00:32:29,280 --> 00:32:32,400
Speaker 2: A little bit of a first will problem, but definitely

661
00:32:32,440 --> 00:32:35,360
Speaker 2: a problem is when somebody gets your log in details

662
00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:37,720
Speaker 2: and mooches off your account.

663
00:32:37,800 --> 00:32:39,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh yeah on a streaming service.

664
00:32:39,240 --> 00:32:42,400
Speaker 2: Yeah, particularly with the streaming services. I mean like, I mean,

665
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:44,160
Speaker 2: I know you're agreeing with me, but I know that

666
00:32:44,200 --> 00:32:46,480
Speaker 2: you're using a lot of my accounts and your parents accounts.

667
00:32:46,480 --> 00:32:49,800
Speaker 2: I have since changed my password, by the way, Oh well,

668
00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:53,920
Speaker 2: it's annoying. It's actually annoying, and we ask people on

669
00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:57,520
Speaker 2: Instagram and Facebook, willam Woodie, have you got somebody mooching

670
00:32:57,520 --> 00:32:59,520
Speaker 2: off you that's using your log in details? You know

671
00:32:59,600 --> 00:33:02,880
Speaker 2: they use in your login details. It's and it's pissing

672
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:05,520
Speaker 2: you off, and you want to get him back. So

673
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:07,480
Speaker 2: Ali got in touch with us. She's on the one

674
00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:09,160
Speaker 2: of the people who got in touch with us. Her

675
00:33:09,280 --> 00:33:14,120
Speaker 2: boyfriend Guy is mooching off her by using her account,

676
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:17,040
Speaker 2: so apparently they live in the same place. So she

677
00:33:17,160 --> 00:33:19,680
Speaker 2: wants to get him back for it, and reckons he

678
00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:25,040
Speaker 2: will buy it if we prank him as stant and

679
00:33:25,080 --> 00:33:28,800
Speaker 2: then we find him as Stan for using the account

680
00:33:28,800 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: while she's using it. Yeah, yeh yeah, yeah, great, great, great,

681
00:33:30,880 --> 00:33:32,680
Speaker 2: Now go, I've obviously got a stressed that like, this

682
00:33:32,840 --> 00:33:35,000
Speaker 2: isn't the case, so I think you can use that

683
00:33:35,080 --> 00:33:37,440
Speaker 2: to like three screens or something with any stand login.

684
00:33:37,680 --> 00:33:38,200
Speaker 1: Yep, yep.

685
00:33:38,640 --> 00:33:41,520
Speaker 2: But apparently this bloke's pretty buddy gullible.

686
00:33:41,600 --> 00:33:44,360
Speaker 1: Yeah great, We've actually got his girlfriend, Ali, who joins

687
00:33:44,440 --> 00:33:47,720
Speaker 1: us on the phone. Right now, Ali, are nervous.

688
00:33:47,560 --> 00:33:48,520
Speaker 17: I'm so nervous.

689
00:33:49,360 --> 00:33:52,320
Speaker 1: What's that? What shows is he watching or like does

690
00:33:52,360 --> 00:33:54,000
Speaker 1: he does he use it all the time or just

691
00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:55,560
Speaker 1: just tell us about his use.

692
00:33:56,680 --> 00:34:00,240
Speaker 17: Is it big One? Yeah, Miracle Workers is a new one.

693
00:34:00,480 --> 00:34:01,280
Speaker 2: That's him? That's him?

694
00:34:01,320 --> 00:34:02,120
Speaker 1: Is it miracle Work?

695
00:34:02,200 --> 00:34:04,600
Speaker 17: Yeah, Miracle Workers.

696
00:34:04,600 --> 00:34:08,520
Speaker 2: How gullible is he? Ellie, He's so gullible amazing.

697
00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:11,879
Speaker 17: I can't even like. He's the most gloriable person I've

698
00:34:11,880 --> 00:34:14,440
Speaker 17: ever met with. Our friends convinced him that weed was

699
00:34:14,520 --> 00:34:18,520
Speaker 17: legal in Victoria because they walked past a butcher and

700
00:34:18,560 --> 00:34:21,359
Speaker 17: the butcher had a garnish on the meat and he said,

701
00:34:21,400 --> 00:34:22,880
Speaker 17: that's weed, and I believe it.

702
00:34:23,520 --> 00:34:26,560
Speaker 2: No, what was it? Was like parsley or something.

703
00:34:27,000 --> 00:34:30,359
Speaker 1: Yes, Wow, I cannot wait to call this guy. We've

704
00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:42,880
Speaker 1: got his number here, let's do it. Yes, Hello, Is

705
00:34:42,920 --> 00:34:44,000
Speaker 1: that it's that guy?

706
00:34:44,360 --> 00:34:44,600
Speaker 5: Yep?

707
00:34:45,160 --> 00:34:46,880
Speaker 2: Hi guy, my name is Sam. I'm calling from the

708
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:52,680
Speaker 2: US from Standard streaming service. Yep, guy, your details were

709
00:34:52,840 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 2: passed on to us from your the person that lives

710
00:34:55,760 --> 00:34:58,000
Speaker 2: in the same domicile as your name's Ali. Can I

711
00:34:58,080 --> 00:35:00,600
Speaker 2: just confirm that you live at twelve Yeah?

712
00:35:00,640 --> 00:35:00,799
Speaker 11: I do?

713
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:06,080
Speaker 2: Yeah? Great, Okay, so guy. Basically, it is now currently

714
00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:09,640
Speaker 2: deemed as illegal to be using twin accounts of the

715
00:35:09,640 --> 00:35:12,040
Speaker 2: same nature. We've got a computer logged, and we've also

716
00:35:12,080 --> 00:35:14,040
Speaker 2: got a television log and it's using the same account

717
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:14,640
Speaker 2: at the same time.

718
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,960
Speaker 9: Yeah, well, it's just well, I only watched it when

719
00:35:17,960 --> 00:35:19,400
Speaker 9: I'm with her, so it'll.

720
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:22,439
Speaker 2: Be well unfortunately, unfortunately, guy, we've actually been in touch

721
00:35:22,480 --> 00:35:25,920
Speaker 2: with Ali and she said that you are actually watching

722
00:35:26,160 --> 00:35:29,880
Speaker 2: television while she's using her computer, and she's confirmed that

723
00:35:29,960 --> 00:35:34,080
Speaker 2: for us, we've got shows such as Dexter, Miracle Workers.

724
00:35:34,120 --> 00:35:35,759
Speaker 2: Does that seem like.

725
00:35:35,760 --> 00:35:38,120
Speaker 9: You, Yeah, I've watched them shows.

726
00:35:38,320 --> 00:35:41,000
Speaker 2: Great, Okay, So basically, guy, this is really really simple.

727
00:35:41,520 --> 00:35:43,440
Speaker 2: The fee is two hundred and thirty dollars. It's a

728
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,080
Speaker 2: flat fee for using the account separately. Ali said for

729
00:35:47,200 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 2: us to just pass this straight onto you.

730
00:35:49,960 --> 00:35:54,120
Speaker 9: However, if watching using your streaming service, that's.

731
00:35:54,040 --> 00:35:56,799
Speaker 2: Right, two hundred third dollars flat fee. However, we are

732
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,960
Speaker 2: currently cutting a deal with you. Guys, if you're interest

733
00:36:00,280 --> 00:36:02,080
Speaker 2: and this is everybody that we're calling over the next

734
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:05,000
Speaker 2: few weeks, there is a way that you can wave

735
00:36:05,040 --> 00:36:07,759
Speaker 2: the fee. It's it's really simple. We're doing radio advertising

736
00:36:07,800 --> 00:36:09,319
Speaker 2: at the moment. You basically just have to give a

737
00:36:09,360 --> 00:36:11,160
Speaker 2: testimonial for the show that you're watching.

738
00:36:11,800 --> 00:36:13,320
Speaker 9: Yeah, yeah, okay.

739
00:36:13,120 --> 00:36:15,800
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, great, So basically we're trying to promote

740
00:36:15,800 --> 00:36:18,480
Speaker 2: our Disney Movies at the moment. Have you ever seen Aladdin?

741
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:19,760
Speaker 9: Yeah?

742
00:36:19,800 --> 00:36:21,600
Speaker 2: Okay, so all you've got to give is a thirty

743
00:36:21,640 --> 00:36:25,719
Speaker 2: second testimonial on Aladdin and then that's all we'll need

744
00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:27,680
Speaker 2: and then we can wave the fee. Does that sound okay?

745
00:36:28,239 --> 00:36:28,439
Speaker 8: Yeah?

746
00:36:28,440 --> 00:36:29,600
Speaker 9: What do you what do you want me to say?

747
00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:31,360
Speaker 2: Though, I'll put you through to the service and just

748
00:36:31,400 --> 00:36:33,520
Speaker 2: say how much you've loved the movie. And then basically,

749
00:36:33,600 --> 00:36:35,600
Speaker 2: hopefully we're hoping to grab five or ten of these

750
00:36:35,640 --> 00:36:37,120
Speaker 2: and just whack them on the radio wave so that

751
00:36:37,120 --> 00:36:39,600
Speaker 2: people can hear other people genuinely enjoying it. This is

752
00:36:39,640 --> 00:36:41,720
Speaker 2: basically that Hey on Tuesdays.

753
00:36:41,239 --> 00:36:45,480
Speaker 1: Thanks guys, all right, thanks, here we go, Hi, welcome

754
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:51,200
Speaker 1: to Stan. Please give a testimonial on the following show, Aladdin.

755
00:36:53,800 --> 00:36:56,040
Speaker 9: I love watching Aladdin on scare.

756
00:36:57,520 --> 00:36:59,359
Speaker 2: Yeah mate, so if I can, just if I can

757
00:36:59,360 --> 00:37:01,200
Speaker 2: just get a little bit enthusiasm, if you could?

758
00:37:01,680 --> 00:37:01,960
Speaker 15: All right?

759
00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:02,440
Speaker 2: You ready to go?

760
00:37:02,480 --> 00:37:02,719
Speaker 15: Mate?

761
00:37:04,160 --> 00:37:08,800
Speaker 9: I love watching Aladdin on stand. I know what to say, mate?

762
00:37:10,040 --> 00:37:10,719
Speaker 2: Are you there? Guy?

763
00:37:11,480 --> 00:37:11,719
Speaker 15: Yep?

764
00:37:12,320 --> 00:37:14,480
Speaker 2: Look pretty good. Do you think you can give it

765
00:37:14,480 --> 00:37:15,320
Speaker 2: one more go for me?

766
00:37:15,840 --> 00:37:16,080
Speaker 11: Yep?

767
00:37:16,239 --> 00:37:20,040
Speaker 2: Okay, enthusiasm, let's mention the genie. You really love it?

768
00:37:20,080 --> 00:37:22,279
Speaker 2: All right? So maybe I say, bloody love Aladdin on

769
00:37:22,360 --> 00:37:25,200
Speaker 2: Stan Let's go again, lots of enthusiasm, here we go

770
00:37:25,200 --> 00:37:27,359
Speaker 2: go yep, I.

771
00:37:27,280 --> 00:37:31,120
Speaker 9: Love watching Aladdin on stand secularly like Jeanie and the

772
00:37:31,200 --> 00:37:31,960
Speaker 9: Magic Carpet.

773
00:37:32,080 --> 00:37:36,200
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, look look not bad, not bad, pretty good.

774
00:37:36,239 --> 00:37:38,600
Speaker 2: I think we'll have to take it. You haven't got

775
00:37:38,600 --> 00:37:39,759
Speaker 2: any more enthusiasm for me?

776
00:37:40,360 --> 00:37:40,560
Speaker 8: No?

777
00:37:40,760 --> 00:37:42,239
Speaker 7: Sorry, all right, but no.

778
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:44,560
Speaker 2: That's fair enough. But have you got some enthusiasm for

779
00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:46,440
Speaker 2: your partner, Ali, who's on the phone right now and

780
00:37:46,480 --> 00:37:47,120
Speaker 2: heard the whole thing.

781
00:37:51,960 --> 00:37:54,959
Speaker 1: Hey, you're on, You're on, You're on, Will and Woody mate?

782
00:37:55,400 --> 00:37:57,239
Speaker 9: Ye, who.

783
00:37:59,440 --> 00:38:01,440
Speaker 1: It's fair enough, fair enough time. We've got a very

784
00:38:01,440 --> 00:38:08,839
Speaker 1: small radio show. But what you're doing well, I think

785
00:38:08,840 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 1: he's hung up.

786
00:38:09,840 --> 00:38:14,240
Speaker 2: He just kept going, kept going. Unbelievable.

787
00:38:14,320 --> 00:38:20,479
Speaker 1: He wouldn't like to give you the energy, Aladden, great

788
00:38:20,520 --> 00:38:22,759
Speaker 1: stop happy? Do you think he is on a scale

789
00:38:22,800 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 1: of one to ten?

790
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:25,919
Speaker 17: There, Alley, he's going to be so bad.

791
00:38:27,960 --> 00:38:29,160
Speaker 1: We'll let you do with that tonight.

792
00:38:29,200 --> 00:38:33,520
Speaker 2: Then that was amazing. Thank you so much for that.

793
00:38:33,640 --> 00:38:34,480
Speaker 2: Really appreciate it.

794
00:38:34,480 --> 00:38:36,480
Speaker 7: Mate, Okay, I'm glad it was good.

795
00:38:36,920 --> 00:38:37,080
Speaker 13: Well.

796
00:38:37,120 --> 00:38:40,480
Speaker 1: A man goes to hospital for bladder surgery. Stand bladder surgery.

797
00:38:40,640 --> 00:38:44,200
Speaker 1: He gets put under. Oh normal, all normal, let's put under.

798
00:38:44,239 --> 00:38:47,160
Speaker 1: The surgery happens. He then wakes up. That happens obviously,

799
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,520
Speaker 1: after the surgery happened. He wakes up and the nurse

800
00:38:49,600 --> 00:38:52,279
Speaker 1: is there waiting for him by his bed. The nurse

801
00:38:52,320 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 1: looks at the documentation and says, oh, you're awake, sir.

802
00:38:55,600 --> 00:38:58,919
Speaker 1: Got some great news. The circumcision went really well.

803
00:39:02,040 --> 00:39:03,520
Speaker 2: Wow, horrific.

804
00:39:04,200 --> 00:39:09,200
Speaker 1: Somehow they mixed up the paperwork at the hospital. They

805
00:39:09,239 --> 00:39:12,040
Speaker 1: mixed his with someone else's. He thought he was getting

806
00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:15,760
Speaker 1: bladder surgery, he ended up getting circumcision.

807
00:39:16,640 --> 00:39:18,360
Speaker 2: Now, it's not the worst result.

808
00:39:18,640 --> 00:39:20,719
Speaker 1: No, no, no, that's right, No, exactly right.

809
00:39:20,840 --> 00:39:23,680
Speaker 2: I mean lots of guys are in that situation. Yes,

810
00:39:24,320 --> 00:39:27,359
Speaker 2: it's not to argue it'll be better, will arguable, but

811
00:39:27,440 --> 00:39:28,360
Speaker 2: it's not uncommon.

812
00:39:28,440 --> 00:39:30,840
Speaker 1: Let's get off that. I want to ask people. I

813
00:39:30,920 --> 00:39:33,040
Speaker 1: know this is incredibly rare and we may not hear

814
00:39:33,080 --> 00:39:33,600
Speaker 1: anything here.

815
00:39:33,640 --> 00:39:36,080
Speaker 2: I'm not saying circumstances. I want to circumcians where.

816
00:39:35,960 --> 00:39:38,000
Speaker 1: We have moved off, we've moved off, we have moved

817
00:39:38,880 --> 00:39:41,520
Speaker 1: I want to know if an he knows, stop talking

818
00:39:41,560 --> 00:39:45,400
Speaker 1: about I want to know if anyone has ever woken

819
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:51,120
Speaker 1: up from the wrong surgery. You went to the hospital,

820
00:39:51,480 --> 00:39:54,399
Speaker 1: you went under, you woke up, and something was wrong.

821
00:39:55,000 --> 00:39:58,440
Speaker 2: Maybe that guy's lucky, like really because in terms of

822
00:39:58,600 --> 00:40:02,880
Speaker 2: wrong surgeries, that like there's no physical ailment that can

823
00:40:02,920 --> 00:40:04,839
Speaker 2: come from No, that's right. Yeah, yeah, I imagine if

824
00:40:04,880 --> 00:40:07,399
Speaker 2: they ended up, like I don't know, amputating something or something.

825
00:40:07,480 --> 00:40:09,600
Speaker 1: We is funny you mentioned in nineteen ninety five or

826
00:40:09,600 --> 00:40:13,000
Speaker 1: fifty two year old Florida man had the wrong leg amputator.

827
00:40:13,080 --> 00:40:16,160
Speaker 1: Oh no, that is a true story. But again, these

828
00:40:16,239 --> 00:40:19,520
Speaker 1: are incredibly rare. I really hope this has happened to someone.

829
00:40:19,560 --> 00:40:22,279
Speaker 2: Maybe you've just maybe maybe I think this is so

830
00:40:22,480 --> 00:40:24,560
Speaker 2: rare that maybe you just worked in a hospital and

831
00:40:24,600 --> 00:40:26,880
Speaker 2: you heard about this happening or yeah, sure, do you

832
00:40:26,920 --> 00:40:27,359
Speaker 2: know what I mean?

833
00:40:27,680 --> 00:40:30,080
Speaker 1: Or happened to a friend or maybe something in your family.

834
00:40:30,200 --> 00:40:32,719
Speaker 1: Absolutely all right, very excited to say, though, will we

835
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,520
Speaker 1: do have a call We've got Jasmine here, Jasmine, this

836
00:40:36,560 --> 00:40:43,160
Speaker 1: happened to your ex's stepdad. Yeah, dude, okay, talk to us.

837
00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:46,560
Speaker 14: Sorry, he went in to get a hernia removed.

838
00:40:47,120 --> 00:40:47,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, and.

839
00:40:49,480 --> 00:40:55,960
Speaker 2: Oh wow, wow the snip, Yeah that is that is

840
00:40:56,000 --> 00:40:59,120
Speaker 2: that like redoable? Though, Jasmine, Like if you get of

841
00:40:59,200 --> 00:41:02,920
Speaker 2: a sectimy can you get it re sectimized?

842
00:41:02,960 --> 00:41:05,680
Speaker 13: I'm not entirely sure, but I do know he got

843
00:41:05,680 --> 00:41:06,960
Speaker 13: a huge payout for it.

844
00:41:07,040 --> 00:41:10,719
Speaker 1: Of course, of course apparently it is possible, but it's very,

845
00:41:10,800 --> 00:41:11,440
Speaker 1: very difficult.

846
00:41:11,440 --> 00:41:13,879
Speaker 2: So it's reversible, it is reversed, it is.

847
00:41:14,120 --> 00:41:16,000
Speaker 1: But it's a hard surgery to try and reconnect.

848
00:41:17,120 --> 00:41:17,880
Speaker 5: Was he, Jasmine?

849
00:41:19,040 --> 00:41:19,719
Speaker 2: How old was he?

850
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:22,560
Speaker 14: I think she was in his forties when it happened.

851
00:41:22,719 --> 00:41:24,720
Speaker 2: He might have actually still wanted to have had kids.

852
00:41:26,280 --> 00:41:27,759
Speaker 14: Yeah, it could have been possible, but.

853
00:41:27,800 --> 00:41:30,120
Speaker 1: Yeah, wow, do you know how much the payout was.

854
00:41:32,160 --> 00:41:35,839
Speaker 14: I think it was, you know, above thirty grand.

855
00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:39,480
Speaker 2: Geez, medical negligence, there's a lot of money in that.

856
00:41:39,640 --> 00:41:40,759
Speaker 14: It was pretty substive.

857
00:41:41,600 --> 00:41:43,160
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jasin, thanks to the goal.

858
00:41:43,239 --> 00:41:45,759
Speaker 1: I can't believe it got one with amazing thanks Jasmine.

859
00:41:45,400 --> 00:41:48,080
Speaker 2: Well done, great stuff. That is right out there with

860
00:41:48,120 --> 00:41:51,839
Speaker 2: his bad like you know, it's pretty bad, rendering you infertile.

861
00:41:52,760 --> 00:41:55,080
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, I only it quite beats the guy

862
00:41:55,080 --> 00:41:57,400
Speaker 1: in ninety ninety five who had the wrong leg gambutated.

863
00:41:58,440 --> 00:42:00,560
Speaker 1: That's tough because the thing about that story is obviously

864
00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,600
Speaker 1: if he both leaves.

865
00:42:01,520 --> 00:42:04,759
Speaker 2: Bad, that's that one's bad, and you can't reverse that.

866
00:42:05,320 --> 00:42:07,760
Speaker 1: No, no, you can't. Well no you can't.

867
00:42:07,880 --> 00:42:09,279
Speaker 2: No, go on, how are you?

868
00:42:09,280 --> 00:42:09,799
Speaker 1: How would you?

869
00:42:09,880 --> 00:42:10,000
Speaker 2: No?

870
00:42:10,080 --> 00:42:12,879
Speaker 1: I was just thinking, you can no, don't, don't wry,

871
00:42:12,920 --> 00:42:15,000
Speaker 1: please don't please, come on, I've had a pretty good shot.

872
00:42:18,960 --> 00:42:21,040
Speaker 1: See you see what you're hearing.

873
00:42:21,239 --> 00:42:24,799
Speaker 2: Find us on Instagram and Facebook search Will and Woody.

874
00:42:24,640 --> 00:42:26,480
Speaker 5: And go Will with your seagull screech

875
00:42:28,719 --> 00:42:29,600
Speaker 2: That terrible