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Speaker 1: It's a woman Woody podcast. Minis So when you're in

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Speaker 1: a rush or just can't be bothered listening to them

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Speaker 1: blather on for half an hour.

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Speaker 2: Well, a grandmother, eighty two year old grandmother was on

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Speaker 2: a UK breakfast show this morning and she was talking

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Speaker 2: about an issue she has when she's getting intimate with

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Speaker 2: her her toy boy, Mohammed Ahmed Ibrahim, who is forty

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Speaker 2: five years younger than her.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: But so I'm going to throw to some audio here

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Speaker 2: of she's talking about when she is getting intimate with

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Speaker 2: Muhammed and a particular issue she has because of her

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Speaker 2: older age.

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Speaker 1: My skin is very thin, It's like tissue, and Mohammad's

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Speaker 1: got to be careful when he grabs old of me

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Speaker 1: because I rips my skin. It can be painful. I

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Speaker 1: can end up for the A and E with skin rips.

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Speaker 2: We solved that problem, He's solved that problem.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: My question to you, will I self proclaimed genius, No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not at all. Well, you're a smarker. How do

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Speaker 2: you think? In fact, I don't like people throwing the

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Speaker 2: word around genius lightly. You know this. How do you

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Speaker 2: think Iris and her toy boy Mohammed have solved the problem,

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Speaker 2: I will reveal after you've had a few guests. That's

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Speaker 2: so kind of you. How do you think they've solved

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Speaker 2: the problem? Will sensitive skin rips easily in a swing? WHOA, No,

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Speaker 2: but that would mean that he wouldn't have to hold

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Speaker 2: onto her anymore. Yeah, it's good, not a bad solution.

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Speaker 2: But no solution involve him not holding her anymore. No,

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Speaker 2: that's just different.

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Speaker 1: So he still holds her.

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Speaker 2: Actually, no, it doesn't really anymore. That's because that's OK.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. So how else would you she suspended any

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Speaker 2: sort of way? No? Does he have like a remote

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Speaker 2: control which he can use? You know you get those? Uh,

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Speaker 2: don't worry. No, please do tell you know you get

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Speaker 2: remote control battery operated boyfriends, and you can use her

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Speaker 2: control to pleasure pleasure them that without touching them.

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Speaker 1: No.

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Speaker 2: No, well you asked me, You asked me, my bad

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Speaker 2: and she suspended? She is she hanging from the roof? No?

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Speaker 2: Is he hanging from the roof? No, she's only two

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Speaker 2: years old. No, no, that neither of them are hanging

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Speaker 2: from the roof. There's no further apparatus used. Healthy, I'm

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Speaker 2: going to give you too much.

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Speaker 1: She's always on the bottom.

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Speaker 2: Close, she's always on the bottom. How is that? Is

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Speaker 2: that not right? Now? Are you being a little bit

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Speaker 2: of a dog about this? Because I got it right. No,

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Speaker 2: I'm not being a bit of a dog about this.

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Speaker 2: Is she always in the dog? Excuse me?

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Speaker 1: Iris, We've solved that problem because we're sometime to do

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Speaker 1: it doggy fashion.

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Speaker 2: Get on your rus joins, you eighty two year old

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Speaker 2: lady whiz.

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Speaker 1: Not to hear more of the boys on the Full

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Speaker 1: Show podcast. You know you want to