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Speaker 1: Put on your dancing ships. Don't give me your best shot.

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Speaker 2: From MoMA Mia. It's Emma Gillespie.

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Speaker 3: Hello morning, Hello, Hello.

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Speaker 1: Here we are in the drop zone of Eurovision. It's

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Speaker 1: so interesting. Europe, England, all those countries will just go

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Speaker 1: crazy for Eurovision and many of us aren't even where

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Speaker 1: it's on the radar.

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Speaker 2: Yeah. Well, while you were sleeping at five a m.

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Speaker 3: Sunday morning, Eurovision happened and it went for four hours.

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Speaker 1: The Grand Final went for four hour.

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Speaker 2: Grand Final four hours.

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Speaker 1: And Europe complains about how we could watch a cricket

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Speaker 1: game that goes for days and days.

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Speaker 2: I know, and they love their soccer and that's only

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Speaker 2: ninety minutes. This was like ten.

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Speaker 1: Games of soccer and the scoring is slower than the bledterslow. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: not the blitterslow there in the AFL, the AFL. What's yeah,

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Speaker 1: I'm having a mental plank well around.

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Speaker 2: Hell yeah, it makes your eyes dry out that well.

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Speaker 3: Eurovision isn't boring for all its four hours. It is spectacular,

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Speaker 3: the weird and the wonderful. Australia performed so strongly. We

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Speaker 3: had a band called Voyager, a five piece metal band

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Speaker 3: formed in nineteen ninety nine in Perth around for a

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Speaker 3: while and they've been trying to perform for Australia at

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Speaker 3: Eurovision since twenty fifteen, so they have been so persistent

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Speaker 3: it's paid off.

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Speaker 2: They placed ninth, which is very good. Yeah, really really

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Speaker 2: good to get even too.

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Speaker 3: The Grand Final is a huge feat. Their song was

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Speaker 3: called Promise. Their lead singer, Danny Estron, was in an

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Speaker 3: eighties car. He had the key tie. It was very

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Speaker 3: glitter happin. I think we've got a little bit of

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Speaker 3: it to play here.

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Speaker 2: So good, so good. They killed it.

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Speaker 3: They were really really good and I think that people

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Speaker 3: underestimate us here. Were going to the death metal come on,

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Speaker 3: but this isn't normally how people would see Australia either.

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Speaker 2: No, doesn't like death metal come on. I love that

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Speaker 2: they stayed true to themselves.

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Speaker 3: They were really they like had the sort of all

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Speaker 3: the glitter and ticked all the boxes that you need

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Speaker 3: to tick for Eurovision, but then they still had their

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Speaker 3: little screaming moment. The winner was Sweden, a singer named

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Speaker 3: Loreena with a song called Tattoo.

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Speaker 2: Shall We.

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Speaker 1: Very Eurovision.

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Speaker 3: She was forming in this sort of box thing, which

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Speaker 3: Joel Creasy described as Sweden's most fabulous range hood, which

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Speaker 3: I thought was very good.

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Speaker 2: She's won before she won in twenty twelve. Was that

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Speaker 2: the one? So what was the one with the milking?

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Speaker 3: Oh that was just a thing in the background. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: or that was someone that got nosed down?

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Speaker 2: How I just noticed it. I just flicked it on.

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Speaker 3: It went on for a very long time, a lot

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Speaker 3: of Yeah, it looked like a toilet plunger.

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Speaker 1: So now that Sweden has won, the twenty twenty four

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Speaker 1: Eurovision will be held in Stockholm and that will be

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Speaker 1: the fiftieth anniversary of Abba winning with Waterloo in nineteen

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Speaker 1: seventy four.

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Speaker 2: Will they go?

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Speaker 3: They had to win it then, didn't they. I did

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Speaker 3: write some some rapid fire notes, sort of stream of consciousness.

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Speaker 2: I thought we could go through. First of all, Kate

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Speaker 2: Middleton piano, who knew so she.

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Speaker 1: At the beginning of the ceremony sat down at a

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Speaker 1: grand piano.

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Speaker 3: So there was this package that they'd made with because

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Speaker 3: it was hosted in Liverpool in the UK, but Ukraine

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Speaker 3: won last year. Of course the UK came second, so

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Speaker 3: they hosted on their behalf and it was very very

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Speaker 3: much sort of in honor of Ukraine and a lot

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Speaker 3: of moments paying tribute to what's going on in Ukraine.

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Speaker 3: And they had all these famous British artists playing with

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Speaker 3: the song that won last year. And so Kate played

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Speaker 3: this little diddy on piano.

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Speaker 2: This is Kate. Yes, she's good, isn't it?

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Speaker 1: Yah? It was good, yeah, seeing because we heard in

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Speaker 1: fact this was her.

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Speaker 2: And then there was these so early to practice. Yep, yeah,

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Speaker 2: that's it.

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Speaker 3: We had Cypress had an aussy guy, a Cypriot guy,

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Speaker 3: but he grew up here.

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Speaker 2: So that was a good little one.

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Speaker 3: Rebecca from ted Lasso hosting, thought that was interesting. Poland

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Speaker 3: looks very good, sounds very bad. The singer from Spain

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Speaker 3: appeared to be wearing a large piece of red cabbage.

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Speaker 2: Albanian family.

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Speaker 3: Kind of cute, kind of scary, kind of Kardashian Italy Marco.

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Speaker 3: Can't understand what you're saying, but you're hot, very good.

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Speaker 3: Singer Finland was bdsm Shrek. Czech Republic was giving Handmaid's

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Speaker 3: Tale with Diamontes boy George featured for Belgium.

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Speaker 2: There was a really big hat. He looked George, fake

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Speaker 2: boy George.

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Speaker 3: The singer from Moldova was giving strong spiritual healer anti

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Speaker 3: vax vibes. Germany had a David Bowie and Labyrinth kind

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Speaker 3: of lead singer, and I've just written Satanic growl, So

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Speaker 3: not sure Israel danced harder than anyone in the room.

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Speaker 2: I felt like I got a slipped disc just watching her.

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Speaker 3: Is it Harry Styles or is it Slovenia Croatia leveling

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Speaker 3: out the age representation? Except I didn't need to see

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Speaker 3: five old guys in their tidy white eies UK so boring?

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Speaker 2: Wow? And that was it?

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Speaker 1: Wasn't there a song that's gone viral because it sounded rude?

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Speaker 3: Oh my goodness, how could I forget Armenia?

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Speaker 2: Alrightmania?

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Speaker 3: She actually did really, really well, But in this song

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Speaker 3: the actual lyrics are fire in my veins.

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Speaker 2: The internet thinks it's fart in my face, change, cold hands,

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Speaker 2: face chase some of then that is going. Her name

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Speaker 2: is Brunette, so no one will ever find her.

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Speaker 1: That's all here.

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Speaker 2: Not since Camilla's song, have we heard a better song?

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Speaker 1: Well?

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Speaker 2: Exactly it was last week we were talking about the

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Speaker 2: wide set.

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Speaker 3: White back, whiteshead vedge and now we've got fun and

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Speaker 3: can hear it again?

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Speaker 2: I got to change, could time? Cold hands on the

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Speaker 2: face it's kid. That's certainly no Kate Middleton. That'll be

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Speaker 2: our entry next year.

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Speaker 1: That is us.

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Speaker 2: Well there it is. Thank you, thank you. Check it

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Speaker 2: out MoMA