WEBVTT - BACHETTE UNCUT - We are back baby! 0:00:00.560 --> 0:00:06.680 Hello, Hello, Hello, I'm back. Actually, I'm here every bloody week. 0:00:06.920 --> 0:00:08.800 Who would have thought, Laura Burn I. 0:00:08.720 --> 0:00:10.640 Can't wait to fight with you on this record. 0:00:10.800 --> 0:00:15.800 You and me sitting here together, microphones in hand. Also 0:00:16.160 --> 0:00:19.640 wine in hand for you, which is no major surprise. 0:00:19.800 --> 0:00:43.560 Really, should we do an intro? Let's do the intro, Hi, guys, 0:00:43.600 --> 0:00:47.159 and welcome back to what you've all been missing, what 0:00:47.200 --> 0:00:50.720 you've all been wanting. God knows why. And it's Maddie 0:00:50.760 --> 0:00:53.240 j because we're here, and it is Bachelor Laurette. It's 0:00:53.280 --> 0:00:55.720 bat chev uncut. Is that what we're calling it this season? 0:00:55.800 --> 0:00:57.200 Let's call it bad shed uncut. 0:00:57.240 --> 0:01:00.000 That makes sense, all right, Welcome back to Batched Uncut. 0:01:00.400 --> 0:01:04.120 I'm here with your favorite host, Matty Jay. 0:01:06.400 --> 0:01:09.080 Oh god, I'm back. And it's good to have some 0:01:09.120 --> 0:01:11.480 purpose in my life, to be honest. 0:01:11.640 --> 0:01:15.160 I mean you've been pretty busy, Yeah, I have. 0:01:15.400 --> 0:01:18.400 I have had a lot going on since we last 0:01:18.400 --> 0:01:21.040 did batchun Cut. I mean I'm thinking back. I got 0:01:21.080 --> 0:01:24.840 a new pair of socks, I bought a fry pan 0:01:25.800 --> 0:01:27.440 online and well. 0:01:27.280 --> 0:01:29.320 It hasn't arrived yet or I just haven't seen you 0:01:29.440 --> 0:01:29.720 use it. 0:01:29.800 --> 0:01:32.199 No, it hasn't arrived yet. And I did some weeding. 0:01:32.240 --> 0:01:34.440 I did a bit of weeding in the garden last 0:01:34.640 --> 0:01:37.040 week as well. So that's my life. 0:01:37.120 --> 0:01:38.920 Do you know what. There's one thing that Matt does 0:01:39.000 --> 0:01:40.920 like to do every day, which I'm just gonna throw 0:01:41.000 --> 0:01:44.160 him under the bus here a little bit. He likes 0:01:44.200 --> 0:01:46.920 to stand in front of the mirror every morning and 0:01:47.040 --> 0:01:50.160 also every evening. It's a twice daily ritual now and 0:01:50.280 --> 0:01:53.040 flex his muscles and then say, hey, baby, touch that. 0:01:53.080 --> 0:01:55.480 Look how hard it is. Do you think I've gotten bigger? 0:01:55.640 --> 0:01:56.560 That's what he does. 0:01:57.040 --> 0:01:58.720 Excuse me? 0:01:59.080 --> 0:02:01.480 Is there anyone out there understand this? 0:02:01.840 --> 0:02:05.960 No, don't make it seem like I'm such an egotistical prick. 0:02:06.240 --> 0:02:09.600 I did it once, did it once, maybe twice, maybe 0:02:09.680 --> 0:02:10.480 three times at. 0:02:10.360 --> 0:02:11.920 The most twice today. 0:02:12.280 --> 0:02:14.920 I can't help it that I look amazing at the moment. 0:02:15.280 --> 0:02:19.280 I've been doing some push ups. Okay, let me love myself. 0:02:19.960 --> 0:02:21.600 The one thing Matt has been doing a lot of 0:02:21.680 --> 0:02:24.320 during Lockdown and Sydney is he has been working out 0:02:24.360 --> 0:02:27.320 and he is looking sizeable. I'll let you all in 0:02:27.360 --> 0:02:28.280 on a little secret. 0:02:28.320 --> 0:02:30.160 I thought you were going to say that, you know, 0:02:30.200 --> 0:02:31.919 it was the fact that I get you a coffee 0:02:32.240 --> 0:02:34.400 every single morning or the fact that I do the 0:02:34.520 --> 0:02:37.160 washing every single day, or the fact that I do 0:02:37.240 --> 0:02:40.400 the dishwasher and the kitchen every single day. When was 0:02:40.400 --> 0:02:42.840 the last time you entered a bin, Laura. 0:02:42.960 --> 0:02:46.240 To be fair, he's not lying like he's actually pretty 0:02:46.280 --> 0:02:46.960 good around the hair. 0:02:47.000 --> 0:02:49.280 And the one thing you choose to point out is 0:02:49.320 --> 0:02:51.680 the fact that I look at myself in the mirror 0:02:51.840 --> 0:02:53.000 and ask you to touch me. 0:02:53.280 --> 0:02:58.639 Clearly you don't feel appreciated. Maybe that's what we're getting to. Well, 0:02:58.680 --> 0:03:01.239 once again, it's been an excellent Araby session for us, 0:03:01.639 --> 0:03:03.600 nothing like these batch on cuts. Look, you know, when 0:03:03.639 --> 0:03:06.320 we started batchng cut last season and we unpacked Jimmy 0:03:06.360 --> 0:03:08.400 and Hollies, we didn't know what we were doing, and 0:03:08.440 --> 0:03:09.880 we got to the end of it we still didn't 0:03:09.880 --> 0:03:12.399 really know what we were doing. But the reason why 0:03:12.440 --> 0:03:15.120 we started doing it during lockdown was because, well, let's 0:03:15.120 --> 0:03:17.799 be real, we had nothing else to do. And now 0:03:17.840 --> 0:03:20.040 this season with Brooke and we're out of lockdown, it 0:03:20.080 --> 0:03:23.280 occurred to Matt and myself that we're parents and we 0:03:23.400 --> 0:03:26.120 still basically never leave the house, So we thought, why 0:03:26.160 --> 0:03:28.519 not do this and unpacked Batchet uncut. 0:03:28.919 --> 0:03:32.360 Well, yeah, Lockdown ended, and we still haven't gone out, 0:03:32.680 --> 0:03:35.520 We've not done anything differently, life is very much the 0:03:35.560 --> 0:03:37.480 same as in Lockdown, so we're like, hey, we may 0:03:37.520 --> 0:03:40.320 as well. But also the great feedback that we had. 0:03:40.400 --> 0:03:43.680 Obviously we wouldn't have done it if we didn't feel 0:03:43.680 --> 0:03:46.280 like people were enjoying it. So to everyone who reached 0:03:46.320 --> 0:03:48.560 out and said we are loving it, thank you so much. 0:03:48.600 --> 0:03:49.480 We're doing this for you. 0:03:49.600 --> 0:03:51.560 Yeah, there was literally at least ten people who were 0:03:51.560 --> 0:03:54.840 really stoked. So you know, guys, cheers, We're back and 0:03:54.880 --> 0:03:56.800 here we go. Shall we get into episode one? 0:03:56.960 --> 0:03:59.080 Can I just say, oh, here, we don't. Don't you 0:03:59.200 --> 0:04:02.800 think this season feels very different? Obviously we know it's 0:04:02.840 --> 0:04:05.240 different for the obvious reasons. 0:04:06.080 --> 0:04:09.200 Here we are captain Obvious, it's the first bisexual indigenously, 0:04:09.440 --> 0:04:11.840 and that's like, there's something I can't put my finger 0:04:11.880 --> 0:04:16.480 on it. There's something about this feels particularly unusual. A 0:04:16.560 --> 0:04:17.760 should did he get a haircut? 0:04:18.880 --> 0:04:21.680 Do you know what I mean? Obviously there are the obvious. 0:04:21.760 --> 0:04:24.000 Yeah, there's guys and girls in the house. It's fucking 0:04:24.120 --> 0:04:25.160 it's wild for. 0:04:25.120 --> 0:04:28.960 The first time globally for the franchise. But isn't it 0:04:29.080 --> 0:04:34.360 nice just to have everyone so excited about the Bachelor franchise. 0:04:34.560 --> 0:04:37.440 You know, the last few seasons, I feel like the 0:04:37.520 --> 0:04:40.680 audience numbers have been dwindling and people have been complaining 0:04:40.680 --> 0:04:43.640 a little bit, and for the first time, it feels 0:04:43.680 --> 0:04:47.160 like everyone is just so pumped, like myself included. 0:04:47.560 --> 0:04:50.160 Well, I also think after last season, like as much 0:04:50.200 --> 0:04:52.599 as we I mean, we recapped it, we loved watching it, 0:04:52.640 --> 0:04:55.360 and we got super invested in it, but to be fair, 0:04:55.440 --> 0:04:57.680 I think they weren't that many Australians who were as 0:04:57.680 --> 0:04:59.520 invested in it as what we were. And as we 0:04:59.560 --> 0:05:02.040 all know you're following the ratings, it kind of didn't 0:05:02.080 --> 0:05:04.120 do as well is what some of the other previous 0:05:04.120 --> 0:05:07.560 seasons have done. And I think so much the franchise 0:05:07.640 --> 0:05:09.880 needed a shake up. For years, people have been calling 0:05:09.880 --> 0:05:12.640 for diversity, people who have been asking for Bachelor to 0:05:12.720 --> 0:05:15.440 change it up because it's so not that it's scripted. 0:05:15.480 --> 0:05:18.479 We know it's not scripted, but it's so formulated. Yes, 0:05:19.040 --> 0:05:22.200 love it when we answer each other's sentences, but it 0:05:22.240 --> 0:05:25.039 really is it's so formulaic. And also the problem with 0:05:25.080 --> 0:05:28.240 it being formulaic is that it becomes pretty fucking obvious 0:05:28.279 --> 0:05:30.479 who's gonna win at the end? Who do you think 0:05:30.520 --> 0:05:31.040 is going to win. 0:05:31.760 --> 0:05:34.320 Well, let's go into actually let's now, let's. 0:05:34.080 --> 0:05:35.760 Just put it on the table right now, and the 0:05:35.800 --> 0:05:37.839 winner who we think the winner is going to be. Again, 0:05:37.880 --> 0:05:40.000 we'll unpack the episodes and then we'll say our top 0:05:40.000 --> 0:05:41.960 three at the end. I love that we've prepared how 0:05:41.960 --> 0:05:42.600 this is going to go. 0:05:43.000 --> 0:05:45.200 The names that we say won't mean anything to anybody 0:05:45.200 --> 0:05:46.960 who hasn't watched the show, So I'm really hoping that 0:05:47.040 --> 0:05:49.920 everyone listening has already seen the first two episodes. But 0:05:50.080 --> 0:05:52.880 my pick, from the moment I saw him, I thought 0:05:52.880 --> 0:05:56.400 he is absolutely gorgeous. He's also a little bit trendy 0:05:56.760 --> 0:05:59.920 as well. I see a lot of myself in this person, 0:06:00.600 --> 0:06:03.240 except I'm really craped with building anything and I don't 0:06:03.240 --> 0:06:06.599 have blonde hair. I've got brown hair. But Conrad, Okay, 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:08.799 Conrad is my pick to win the show. 0:06:09.320 --> 0:06:12.599 No, I reckon. Conrad's like a number three baby. 0:06:12.640 --> 0:06:12.919 What. 0:06:13.400 --> 0:06:15.440 Yeah, we all know how good you are at picking 0:06:15.440 --> 0:06:19.279 the winners. I am gonna go with the David David, 0:06:19.400 --> 0:06:20.239 the Persian Prince. 0:06:20.360 --> 0:06:26.520 No, you're not pronouncing it right, David David Dvid. 0:06:26.880 --> 0:06:28.440 That's gonna be Darvid. 0:06:28.600 --> 0:06:31.320 He's Irish, now, he's. 0:06:31.160 --> 0:06:35.360 The Persian Irish prince. Anyway, let's get into Unpacking episode Numero. 0:06:35.760 --> 0:06:39.400 Who know. So we kick it off, we are introduced, 0:06:39.400 --> 0:06:42.000 and as Matt said, the big thing about this season 0:06:42.120 --> 0:06:46.000 is that this is in Bachelor history worldwide. Throughout all 0:06:46.000 --> 0:06:49.560 the years, there has never been a bisexual bachelorette. And obviously, 0:06:49.720 --> 0:06:52.560 I mean, it was still a pretty safe bet for 0:06:52.760 --> 0:06:55.279 the Bachelor franchise picking Brook because she is such an 0:06:55.320 --> 0:06:58.760 Australian sweetheart. Everybody already loves her and it is the 0:06:58.880 --> 0:07:01.360 choice that everybody has been pushing for. So we can't 0:07:01.400 --> 0:07:03.680 be more excited to watch this whole season play out. 0:07:03.920 --> 0:07:05.800 Do you think that Channel ten were like, oh, yeah, 0:07:05.839 --> 0:07:08.120 probably we probably should have given this to Brook a 0:07:08.160 --> 0:07:10.240 couple of years ago, Like. 0:07:10.240 --> 0:07:14.000 She's frigging great lead and how excited, Like Okay, I'm 0:07:14.000 --> 0:07:15.920 now I'm just repeating things you already said, like how 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:19.280 excited everyone is that they're finally doing this. But I 0:07:19.320 --> 0:07:22.760 also think at the same time, she is just so 0:07:23.200 --> 0:07:25.880 perfectly cast for this role, like the lead up, like 0:07:25.960 --> 0:07:29.280 backstory with Nick, the backstory with Bachelor Paradise, like we 0:07:29.360 --> 0:07:33.000 needed that heartbreak to fully get behind her, and kind 0:07:33.040 --> 0:07:36.480 of like the whole community that all of Australia is 0:07:36.560 --> 0:07:39.360 kind of rallied around Brooke on her quest for love. 0:07:40.120 --> 0:07:42.520 But when the episode started, it was almost as if 0:07:42.560 --> 0:07:44.440 they had to give some kind of a trigger warning 0:07:44.480 --> 0:07:48.360 because we were met with old favorite the honey Badger Mate. 0:07:48.360 --> 0:07:50.840 It was a traumatizing way to start off the first episode, 0:07:50.840 --> 0:07:51.360 wasn't it. 0:07:51.680 --> 0:07:53.320 And generally thought that I was going to be the 0:07:53.360 --> 0:07:58.120 girl at the end. Our connection just kept growing, but 0:07:58.240 --> 0:08:01.520 then everything changed. 0:08:02.600 --> 0:08:05.200 Look, I think it's just too soon to rehash the 0:08:05.240 --> 0:08:08.400 whole Nick not choosing anybody on National TV. I feel 0:08:08.400 --> 0:08:10.640 like it's always going to be too soon, Maybe because 0:08:10.640 --> 0:08:13.440 I also speak to Brittany every day. That's just too soon. 0:08:14.000 --> 0:08:17.080 Oh God. And then Bachelin Paradise, like it's the poor girl. 0:08:17.080 --> 0:08:19.360 She's really had a run so far with the Batch franchise. 0:08:19.440 --> 0:08:21.720 She's really putting all her eggs in the one basket. 0:08:21.880 --> 0:08:24.040 I totally forgot that she was a Batch in Paradise. 0:08:24.280 --> 0:08:26.239 That like that almost was a raise from my memory 0:08:26.320 --> 0:08:28.520 until I saw her with Alex Snation on the small 0:08:28.560 --> 0:08:31.480 screen again. Do you think Alex Nation is watching this 0:08:31.560 --> 0:08:35.360 show right now? Going? I can't believe our rejected Brook 0:08:35.640 --> 0:08:39.720 for Bill, Bill, the guy from the Dog Park, remember him. 0:08:40.320 --> 0:08:41.840 I wonder what he's doing now. 0:08:42.320 --> 0:08:44.360 Well, I think Alexnation is do being okay for herself. 0:08:44.400 --> 0:08:46.200 Now she just had a baby and she has just 0:08:46.240 --> 0:08:48.280 gotten engaged. But do you reckon she's pretty happy. 0:08:48.760 --> 0:08:50.480 You think there's a little part of herself where she's 0:08:50.600 --> 0:08:52.920 kind of like made the wrong call back then, didn't. 0:08:52.960 --> 0:08:53.960 I yeah, but you got to. 0:08:53.960 --> 0:08:56.040 Live through these lessons. You've got to make the mistakes 0:08:56.040 --> 0:08:58.160 to find your penguin. And now she's happy and she's 0:08:58.160 --> 0:09:01.360 had a baby. So I think Alex Nation's doing okay. 0:09:01.400 --> 0:09:03.480 But this isn't Alex Nation's love story. Let's get back 0:09:03.480 --> 0:09:06.120 to Brook. We've done the Honey Badger, We've lived through 0:09:06.120 --> 0:09:09.200 that trauma. Everybody's already feeling a little bit emotionally fragile 0:09:09.240 --> 0:09:13.200 after that. Then we have Australia Bachelor. First, we have 0:09:13.280 --> 0:09:16.280 a Welcome to Country and I'm sorry. If you were 0:09:16.360 --> 0:09:20.040 able to watch that without crying, you are a psychopath 0:09:20.080 --> 0:09:22.480 and you need to go and get some psychiatric help. 0:09:22.559 --> 0:09:25.960 Because every single person I was crying, Matt was crying, 0:09:26.360 --> 0:09:28.800 Lola was crying, but she's always crying. It was a 0:09:28.800 --> 0:09:29.400 lot in the house. 0:09:30.040 --> 0:09:31.720 No, it was it was a nice a nice nod 0:09:31.760 --> 0:09:36.319 to her heritage, and it was great, great online seeing 0:09:36.360 --> 0:09:39.120 the positive reaction from everyone who watches the show to 0:09:39.160 --> 0:09:39.760 something like this. 0:09:39.960 --> 0:09:42.040 It was really beautiful. Honestly, I think it was one 0:09:42.080 --> 0:09:45.680 of the most memorable and momentous things I've ever seen 0:09:45.720 --> 0:09:47.920 happen on The Bachelor, And like, like we were saying 0:09:47.960 --> 0:09:50.480 this whole idea that the Bachelor can be so formulated, 0:09:50.520 --> 0:09:54.080 you can follow this very scripted, patterned sort of editing, 0:09:54.480 --> 0:09:57.239 and that this was just such a beautiful and necessary 0:09:57.320 --> 0:09:59.960 part of this story. I'm so glad that they embrace 0:10:00.240 --> 0:10:02.880 it fully, and I just think exactly what Brooks said, 0:10:02.920 --> 0:10:05.000 like for Indigenous people to be able to see themselves 0:10:05.040 --> 0:10:08.560 represented in that way just shows how much the world 0:10:08.600 --> 0:10:11.680 is changing. Amazing. Anyway, let's get into the red carpet. 0:10:11.800 --> 0:10:14.880 Now, it's time for what I think is my favorite 0:10:14.920 --> 0:10:17.440 part of the entire season. It doesn't get any better 0:10:17.480 --> 0:10:19.280 than this. It's time for the red carpet. 0:10:19.600 --> 0:10:21.880 I think that's a pretty big call, like go hard 0:10:21.920 --> 0:10:23.960 and then it just peters out. What about the ending? 0:10:23.960 --> 0:10:24.760 What about the finale? 0:10:25.200 --> 0:10:27.920 Obviously finale is good everything in the middle, but the 0:10:27.960 --> 0:10:31.079 red carpet, there's no heartbreak, you know, it's all happiness 0:10:31.120 --> 0:10:33.680 and some awkward moments, and that's what I love. 0:10:33.840 --> 0:10:35.880 It's kind of like it like a horse showing or 0:10:35.880 --> 0:10:37.640 something where they have the horses come around with the 0:10:37.720 --> 0:10:39.520 numbers and you're like, oh, that one's good. Oh that's 0:10:39.520 --> 0:10:42.080 got a shiny coat. Oh it's a few crackers short 0:10:42.120 --> 0:10:42.679 of a picnic. 0:10:43.120 --> 0:10:45.400 How many of those type of events have you actually 0:10:45.440 --> 0:10:45.720 been to? 0:10:45.920 --> 0:10:47.040 I went to the Easter Show once. 0:10:48.280 --> 0:10:52.199 Yes, Oh, number fourteen. That's very good. I'll bring back 0:10:52.240 --> 0:10:53.640 fifteen here he is. Yes. 0:10:54.160 --> 0:10:56.000 But the big thing about the Red Carpet as well 0:10:56.120 --> 0:10:57.120 is like they don't. 0:10:56.920 --> 0:11:00.839 Actually, would you prefer it if all the contestants came 0:11:00.880 --> 0:11:01.280 out with a. 0:11:01.280 --> 0:11:02.800 Number, Yeah, just a number. 0:11:03.080 --> 0:11:05.320 We don't know their name, best on and. 0:11:05.200 --> 0:11:07.520 There's three men in the background with a little notepad. 0:11:07.320 --> 0:11:10.120 Just judging them standing in at best on show. 0:11:10.679 --> 0:11:12.800 Okay, So the funny thing though about the Red Carpet 0:11:12.840 --> 0:11:15.600 as well, is like we all know the standouts, you 0:11:15.640 --> 0:11:17.920 know that whoever gets like a bit more extra time, 0:11:18.000 --> 0:11:20.640 Like they're the standouts from the show, people who get 0:11:20.640 --> 0:11:22.960 wrapped up in that montage that we've been in the middle, 0:11:23.120 --> 0:11:25.160 whose names don't even really kind of come up on 0:11:25.200 --> 0:11:27.439 the screen like you know that they're either going home first, 0:11:27.480 --> 0:11:28.600 second or third episode. 0:11:28.600 --> 0:11:31.640 Hey, hey, hey, let's just cast our minds back to 0:11:31.679 --> 0:11:33.880 the Bachelorette. I was the montage guy. 0:11:34.280 --> 0:11:34.880 No, you were. 0:11:34.960 --> 0:11:36.120 I was the montage guy. 0:11:36.240 --> 0:11:38.560 That's such a lie. You had a breakout bit in 0:11:38.640 --> 0:11:41.760 the montage because Georgia Love said you seemed arrogant or something. 0:11:41.800 --> 0:11:42.840 You had your hands in the pocket. 0:11:42.960 --> 0:11:45.000 I was on the screen for about three seconds. So 0:11:45.240 --> 0:11:49.000 to anyone watching, you can almost like guarantee that the 0:11:49.000 --> 0:11:51.800 montage people are then nothing. They're just a bit of 0:11:51.840 --> 0:11:53.440 They're just a bit of fodder. They bit a filler. 0:11:53.800 --> 0:11:56.880 But every now and then a montage person will make 0:11:56.960 --> 0:11:57.800 it through to the end. 0:11:58.080 --> 0:12:00.160 Okay, but we can guarantee that a montage person and 0:12:00.200 --> 0:12:05.400 never Winsje you a testament to that, my montage friend, you. 0:12:05.320 --> 0:12:08.080 Were definitely not a montage person in my episode. 0:12:08.240 --> 0:12:12.840 Can we take one second to talk about Brook's dress? Now? 0:12:13.160 --> 0:12:16.840 Brook is so beautiful, she looked so stunning. But I 0:12:16.880 --> 0:12:19.920 have a question for everybody, and I really spend a 0:12:20.040 --> 0:12:23.000 bit of time thinking about this, How the hell do 0:12:23.080 --> 0:12:25.280 you go to the toilet when you're wearing a dress 0:12:26.040 --> 0:12:28.680 that essentially is three times to site. The skirt was 0:12:28.840 --> 0:12:31.079 the skirt was as wide as it is she is tall. 0:12:31.600 --> 0:12:33.200 How do you go to the toilet when you're wearing 0:12:33.240 --> 0:12:34.400 gloves and a dress like this? 0:12:34.440 --> 0:12:36.880 Would you have to like with that zip like undone? 0:12:37.040 --> 0:12:39.120 Do you think would the designers make a dress like 0:12:39.120 --> 0:12:40.920 that with practicality in mind? 0:12:40.960 --> 0:12:42.559 What said the skirt comes off and it turns into 0:12:42.559 --> 0:12:43.079 a leotard. 0:12:43.320 --> 0:12:44.760 Yeah, and then you can just like whip that to 0:12:44.800 --> 0:12:46.040 this items. 0:12:48.200 --> 0:12:50.080 Or just take one glove off of Michael Jackson. 0:12:51.440 --> 0:12:53.840 Or is it like maybe someone just brings out a 0:12:53.840 --> 0:12:55.200 bucket and they're like. 0:12:55.200 --> 0:12:57.040 That would be very unbachelorette. 0:12:57.600 --> 0:13:00.280 Hang on, put a paw with the limousines, bring piss 0:13:00.320 --> 0:13:00.800 bucket out. 0:13:00.840 --> 0:13:03.920 Although I will never forget the time, and unfortunately I 0:13:03.960 --> 0:13:06.160 won't ever let Ellie Miles forget it either, where she 0:13:06.240 --> 0:13:08.880 told an accidentally unfiltered story on our podcast and she 0:13:09.200 --> 0:13:12.360 had done a pooh in a Chinese takeaway container, So 0:13:12.400 --> 0:13:14.240 you know what, she wouldn't be Brook would not be 0:13:14.360 --> 0:13:18.120 the first bachelorette her business in a bucket. Anyway, Guys, 0:13:18.200 --> 0:13:21.559 let's get into the well the non one touched people, 0:13:21.640 --> 0:13:23.440 the people who actually got a little bit of airtime, 0:13:23.520 --> 0:13:24.960 we're kicking it off with Holly. 0:13:25.400 --> 0:13:29.000 Holy beautiful Red Dress mentioned that she was a dancer 0:13:29.800 --> 0:13:32.679 and pretty much got straight into that as soon as 0:13:32.679 --> 0:13:34.480 she met Brook. They didn't even have too much of 0:13:34.480 --> 0:13:36.840 a conversation. It was like, Hey, I'm Holly, I'm Brooke. 0:13:36.920 --> 0:13:39.280 Lovey to meet you. And then Holly was just like, 0:13:39.800 --> 0:13:42.360 come here, embrace me. And they had like what looked 0:13:42.400 --> 0:13:44.880 like a nice dance. But let's not forget that when 0:13:44.880 --> 0:13:46.640 that took place on the night, there would have been 0:13:46.679 --> 0:13:49.280 absolutely no music whatsoever, and it would have been just 0:13:49.559 --> 0:13:53.480 the two of them, face to face, embracing in silence. 0:13:53.800 --> 0:13:56.640 Why are you speaking so staccato? 0:13:57.040 --> 0:13:59.640 Because it would have been awkward. I know. I'm just 0:14:00.040 --> 0:14:03.840 because in those moments when they start filming, they literally 0:14:04.240 --> 0:14:06.520 everyone's on radio and they will say to everybody like, 0:14:06.600 --> 0:14:08.600 shut the hell up, we are now recording. No one's 0:14:08.600 --> 0:14:12.360 allowed to speak, so it is it's dead silent on set. 0:14:12.600 --> 0:14:14.720 And so when you have a moment like that, any 0:14:14.800 --> 0:14:19.440 tiny little noise like a camera guy going, you hear everything. 0:14:20.000 --> 0:14:23.880 So if someone goes m like you hear it. 0:14:24.080 --> 0:14:26.440 Did you do a fart on the red carpet? I'm 0:14:26.440 --> 0:14:28.400 sure I would have at some point, it's a long night. 0:14:28.480 --> 0:14:30.480 When you're the lead, you don't care. You're like whatever, 0:14:30.600 --> 0:14:31.280 it's a long night. 0:14:31.320 --> 0:14:34.680 But also, okay, what Matt is describing, in case you 0:14:34.680 --> 0:14:37.360 didn't quite get that, is there anytime that there's dancing 0:14:37.400 --> 0:14:39.480 on the on the screen, anytime that there's any sort 0:14:39.520 --> 0:14:42.200 of a couple doing I like that. I was about 0:14:42.200 --> 0:14:44.640 to describe what dancing is to you all anytime. 0:14:44.640 --> 0:14:48.560 Dancing as two people moving with certain moves and motion 0:14:48.760 --> 0:14:49.320 to music. 0:14:49.840 --> 0:14:53.000 Okay, anytime that they're dancing on screen in The Bachelor, 0:14:53.360 --> 0:14:56.400 you can guarantee that there was actually no music because 0:14:56.800 --> 0:14:59.240 it's then it's then really difficult for them to record 0:14:59.240 --> 0:15:01.280 the music at the same time and then overlay all 0:15:01.280 --> 0:15:04.920 the twinkly music. So Holly and Brook would have been 0:15:05.040 --> 0:15:08.720 slow dancing to absolute silence, which I think on a 0:15:08.840 --> 0:15:12.360 very first meet is a rather intimidating thing to do 0:15:12.440 --> 0:15:15.480 with someone, Like there's nothing there to kind of buffer you. 0:15:15.480 --> 0:15:18.360 You're right up close, you're breathing on each other. 0:15:18.600 --> 0:15:19.160 Bring it in. 0:15:19.920 --> 0:15:20.600 Yeah, I don't know. 0:15:21.120 --> 0:15:23.440 But let's not forget the fact that this is filmed 0:15:23.480 --> 0:15:25.480 in winter, so it would have been really cold that night. 0:15:25.520 --> 0:15:28.600 So when Brooke was saying, I felt really comfortable. What 0:15:28.640 --> 0:15:30.680 she really meant is it was just nice to have 0:15:30.720 --> 0:15:32.240 some body warmth with another person. 0:15:32.520 --> 0:15:34.400 And I saw a lot of chatter in our Facebook 0:15:34.400 --> 0:15:36.480 group and people like it's got to be holy, like 0:15:36.520 --> 0:15:39.600 Holly's going to be the one. What I don't know, I. 0:15:39.600 --> 0:15:40.680 Wasn't they say that. 0:15:40.840 --> 0:15:43.960 Yeah, a lot of people are putting their bets on Holly, 0:15:44.000 --> 0:15:46.280 but I don't know. I wasn't feeling it just yet. 0:15:46.520 --> 0:15:49.560 Let's see how things progress. I think she'll be top four, 0:15:50.280 --> 0:15:53.360 top three, She's okay, we're doing the tops later. Okay, sorry, 0:15:53.600 --> 0:15:54.560 would you jump in her head? 0:15:54.600 --> 0:15:54.960 Top four? 0:15:55.080 --> 0:15:56.160 Let's talk about David. 0:15:56.280 --> 0:16:00.720 No, you're not. You're not pronouncing the art correctly. It's Vid. 0:16:01.280 --> 0:16:05.800 So he's a pirate. I'm diagred. We've got a cup 0:16:05.840 --> 0:16:08.840 of tea. David is the Persian Prince. In case anyone 0:16:08.880 --> 0:16:11.680 missed it, David is my pick. He is my winning horse. 0:16:11.720 --> 0:16:14.760 He is my I was gonna say Italian stallion. He's 0:16:14.760 --> 0:16:17.880 definitely not that. He's my Persian stallion. I like him. 0:16:17.960 --> 0:16:20.960 He also came really prepared. Most people come with a gimmick, 0:16:21.000 --> 0:16:23.400 like one gimmick, and Darvid was like, I'm in a 0:16:23.480 --> 0:16:25.600 really Hetch my Bed said, I'm gonna come with three. 0:16:25.840 --> 0:16:29.200 Yeah. So David arrived on a lawn mower, but at 0:16:29.200 --> 0:16:31.440 the back of the lawn mower he had a little 0:16:31.440 --> 0:16:34.760 Persian tea set and then in addition to that, he 0:16:34.800 --> 0:16:37.320 also had a magic lamp. I was like, what doesn't 0:16:37.400 --> 0:16:39.480 David have carrying with him right now? 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:41.880 I mean, we've got to love a landscaper who likes 0:16:41.920 --> 0:16:43.800 a kappa and he's in touch with his emotions. 0:16:44.400 --> 0:16:47.080 I mean, I just thought he was just starting to 0:16:47.160 --> 0:16:49.960 lie a little bit, you know, I didn't. I didn't 0:16:49.960 --> 0:16:52.920 think he was being very honest. Come on, he's saying 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:57.720 it's a magic lamp. Come on, mate, there's no such 0:16:57.800 --> 0:17:00.440 thing as a magic lamp. Don't light a brook, mate. 0:17:00.440 --> 0:17:03.000 It's not a good place to start starting your relationship 0:17:03.040 --> 0:17:05.320 off with lie Well, I wonder what her three wishes were. 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:07.119 Do you know what, I'm gonna put money on the 0:17:07.119 --> 0:17:08.880 fact that that's going to pop up in a date 0:17:08.960 --> 0:17:10.040 somewhere down the line. 0:17:10.160 --> 0:17:11.919 Oh, do you think. 0:17:14.520 --> 0:17:16.960 You gotta rep meet the right way? It's just darvit 0:17:17.040 --> 0:17:20.520 and like little Tassel number, He's like for my fourth act. 0:17:22.200 --> 0:17:26.320 So the next guy that comes out of the limousine is. Look, 0:17:26.359 --> 0:17:29.840 he's probably the most problematic, and weirdly, I also really 0:17:29.920 --> 0:17:32.840 like him from an entertainment factor. However, I kind of 0:17:33.040 --> 0:17:34.959 dislike him at the same time, and I'm sure everybody 0:17:34.960 --> 0:17:37.520 feels the same. It is Bo. It is the self 0:17:37.560 --> 0:17:41.000 proclaimed Bo the Beauty, and Bo tries to give Brook 0:17:41.040 --> 0:17:44.000 a pet name in literally the first four seconds, and 0:17:44.040 --> 0:17:46.320 it is just as cringeworthy as it sounds. 0:17:47.000 --> 0:17:53.119 Brook, Yes, or what I will like to call you, Phoebe? 0:17:53.440 --> 0:17:56.320 And then Bo continues to be even more creepy with 0:17:56.440 --> 0:17:57.760 his sexual innuendos. 0:17:58.280 --> 0:18:00.680 Will someone say I'm a jack of or tray beautiful? 0:18:00.760 --> 0:18:02.280 I say I'm great with my hands? 0:18:02.800 --> 0:18:05.640 Oh my god, Bow like that. There's one every season, 0:18:05.720 --> 0:18:09.480 and unfortunately, here he is. He's come in number three. Yeah, look, 0:18:09.760 --> 0:18:12.159 not impressed. Not impressed with the photo shoot. It was 0:18:12.200 --> 0:18:15.280 a bit questionable. He's so a little bit objectifying. Gonna 0:18:15.280 --> 0:18:15.920 put it out there. 0:18:16.080 --> 0:18:19.760