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Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.

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Speaker 3: You know we had an exchange student and you know

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Speaker 3: what she's now, the princess of Norway.

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Speaker 4: You're making me flare up. I feel the sweat's coming on.

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Speaker 5: I on need to see any qualifications. You must be

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Speaker 5: a great dresser.

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Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 5: And you know what she's now, bang princess married a prince.

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Speaker 5: That's how it happens. Good morning, Patsy, Hey, how are you?

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Speaker 5: I'm good jack this week? You seem a lie. I

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Speaker 5: want to come back mazaus. How are you?

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Speaker 4: Thanks for looking after me and being gentle with me yesterday?

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Speaker 5: Well, my pleasure. So what did you go home to

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Speaker 5: sleep for the day because Jackie boy wasn't very well yesterday.

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Speaker 5: There before he wasn't very well, two very different reasons.

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Speaker 5: One he had half a chili, I believe on Tuesday morning.

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Speaker 5: Then yesterday morning you had some ancient plague. Whoopinkor or hoop?

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Speaker 5: Is it hooping cough? Patsy, whooping cough? No hooping hoopy

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Speaker 5: with an h honey, we got it wrong yesterday. But

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Speaker 5: there is no thing called a whooping cough. I think

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Speaker 5: that there it is, and I think they're warning people like, hey,

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Speaker 5: be calf, we don't want that. Get the vaccine, stay safe.

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Speaker 4: I definitely asked for a whooping cough when I walked in.

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Speaker 4: Maybe that's why I got sick.

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Speaker 5: Jesus Christ, take it easy, man. You don't know what

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Speaker 5: they're sticking in you these days.

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Speaker 4: You're okay today, I'm okay today. I knew. I knew

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Speaker 4: is this a symptom and side effect of having that vaccine?

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Speaker 4: And I had a three hour nap and then bounce

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Speaker 5: Away, great lovely stuff. Can we clarify that the stuff

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Speaker 5: today show how either of you two ever brought anything

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Speaker 5: from those targets to ads you see when you know

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Speaker 5: you in your scrolling on Instagram, And I think they

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Speaker 5: know the kind of things you must have looked at before.

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Speaker 4: I'm so suspicious of them, though. I'm skeptical that it's.

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Speaker 5: Not just oh I buy. I bought several things. Even

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Speaker 5: last night, as I was turning my phone off, I

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Speaker 5: saw some new thing heavily discounted I've actually made that

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Speaker 5: I brought last week. It was T shirts. You know

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Speaker 5: when you see those T shirts that go, this is

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Speaker 5: the only T shirt you will ever need. And I

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Speaker 5: was like, Jesus Christ, I need this, and it was

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Speaker 5: like thirty percent off now and then it went never

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Speaker 5: to be repeated, and I went, you know, are they

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Speaker 5: making any money? And then it was like thirty percent off. Wait,

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Speaker 5: everything on the site, so not just like certain bits

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Speaker 5: that they've discounted, everything on that kid's kids. All right,

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Speaker 5: these are the only T shirts. This will probably be

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Speaker 5: the last T shirt ever by my life.

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Speaker 4: Those guys are convincing because they look good in their

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Speaker 4: T shirts.

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Speaker 5: Shirt had this guy walking down the street and you

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Speaker 5: put it on and it's just sort of fell around

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Speaker 5: him because like it wrapped around him like a bed sheet,

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Speaker 5: and was like, I need that mine life. That would

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Speaker 5: be the only T shirt I ever got. There getting

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Speaker 5: fined because thirty percent off, thirty percent off. Last night,

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Speaker 5: I got a piece of exercise gear, which I think is.

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Speaker 4: A you got enough. I know you've got a gym

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Speaker 4: in that.

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Speaker 5: This thing is a so ass muscle stretcher that you

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Speaker 5: lie on. It stretches just so ass.

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Speaker 4: Where's your so ass?

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Speaker 5: I think it looked like from what this got, this

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Speaker 5: UFC fighter was lying on it it looks like it's

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Speaker 5: sort of here right in the middle of your domino.

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Speaker 5: It's a sow ass.

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Speaker 4: Why do you want to train?

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Speaker 5: This guy said that it increases athletic performance. Therefore I

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Speaker 5: need that so ass stretcher.

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Speaker 4: When's the last time you were walking down a beach

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Speaker 4: and some girls went, look at that guy's so awesome.

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Speaker 5: Till this summer, the ladies of Brighton Beach were more

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Speaker 5: like the older mum's net will know that I've got

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Speaker 5: a great so ass.

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Speaker 5: I see you be googling. I'm looking so ass muscle.

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Speaker 5: It is very important.

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Speaker 4: I'm looking at the so right so ass release. Personal massage.

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Speaker 4: Is this what you've got? It looks like a plastic

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Speaker 4: U shape, like something you would hold an awe in

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Speaker 4: on a rowboat. You're meant to lie down on that

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Speaker 4: and it sticks into your tummy. Yes, that would be

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Speaker 4: so painful.

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Speaker 5: I think you ease into it.

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Speaker 4: You do to push up down onto it.

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Speaker 5: No, I think you just sort of lying sort of.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to start sort of looking like I'm

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Speaker 5: humping it, but I think you sort of just ease

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Speaker 4: Oh, so you got your bum up in the air,

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Speaker 4: your face down on the gun.

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Speaker 5: This tuned in and think of what the hell I

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Speaker 5: got it from sexy Land? Is that where you get

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Speaker 5: exercise equipment?

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Speaker 4: And then he said to me, it's also good because

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Speaker 4: you can get the front of your tummy and then

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Speaker 4: you can put it on your back. That'll hurt even

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Speaker 4: more so you're lying on your back with two points

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Speaker 5: But if it's sore, that's why I need my so

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Speaker 5: as stretcher, Jackie boy, and it will stop being sore.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna need a chiropractor apply.

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Speaker 5: I think I will. You know. Earlier this week, I

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Speaker 5: was talking about how I've ordered this electronic cat feeder

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Speaker 5: for Larry. He keeps waking a super sort of five am,

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Speaker 5: six am to feed him. Okay, turned up me asterady,

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Speaker 5: I've got to do that awful thing. I've got to

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Speaker 5: send it back. It's the wrong one. When the tap

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Speaker 5: fade is a cat feeder, God, because I didn't realize

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Speaker 5: that there's that. There's obviously two types of different feed

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Speaker 5: isn't it for pets dry and wet? This one's only

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Speaker 5: for dry food. Larry likes it wet in the morning.

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Speaker 5: That dirty old cat he wants, he don't want to,

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Speaker 5: he won't eat the dry food. So Lord Larry, I've

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Speaker 5: got to send it back now. Don't you hate the

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Speaker 5: fath of having to return anything?

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Speaker 4: Sometimes I just take the hit and go all right,

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Speaker 4: this is just ours now and we have to put

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'd rather the awfulness of having to go to

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Speaker 5: the post office and then pay for it. And they

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Speaker 5: I've reordered now. I had to find out the one

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Speaker 5: that can deal with wet food for cats, and I

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Speaker 5: saw the first review. This woman's had just said in

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Speaker 5: block capitals, this changed my life. I think, how bad

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Speaker 5: is your life beforehand? Where an electronic cat feeder has

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Speaker 5: actually changed? Who puts that on the world Wide Web

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Speaker 5: for people to judge you a sixty buck cat feeder

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Speaker 5: has changed your life?

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Speaker 4: I imagine it will be a pain because putting wet

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Speaker 4: food in that plastic machine, you're gonna have to always

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Speaker 5: I'm sure his owner, my seventy year old door tauld

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Speaker 5: you all of that. I've got no doubt it'll be

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Speaker 5: left to me to clean that out. And also the

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Speaker 5: other thing is as I was reorderanist that the right one.

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Speaker 5: Yesterday it was five G and Wi Fi enabled. Why

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Speaker 5: is everything these days five G and Wi Fi enabled?

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Speaker 5: So many but every other product now it's I don't

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Speaker 5: even know is he going to be? Do they think

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Speaker 5: that cat's going to surf the web after he's eaten?

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Speaker 4: I think that's how you can log on and talk

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Speaker 4: to him.

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Speaker 5: Do not, God, he's got nothing to say to me

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Speaker 5: because he's a cat enjoying your meal, Larry. Another great day?

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Speaker 5: Was it wet enough and moist enough?

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Speaker 6: Larry?

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Speaker 1: But Christian Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: The TV screen in the studio has got the news

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Speaker 5: headline Queen back at work. I love the idea of

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Speaker 5: getting the old work fan ready, getting the old tools ready,

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Speaker 5: having old trading boots on. Back at work, guys. I

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Speaker 5: Yesterday on the show, We're doing the time Waster and

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Speaker 5: a producer Rio gave us a fact a stat that

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Speaker 5: eighty five percent of people who are injured in the

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Speaker 5: bathroom right, eighty five percent of people who were injured

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Speaker 5: in the bathroom. Eighty five percent of those bathroom injuries

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Speaker 5: are from people falling in the.

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Speaker 4: Toilet, almost nine out of ten people who are injured

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Speaker 4: in the bathroom apparently falling the toilet, which we call

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Speaker 5: Yeah, and I still do as well. I believe that

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Speaker 5: is not true, right I have? And have you guys

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Speaker 5: done that many times? Will you fall in the toilet?

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Speaker 4: I had a period when I first started dating Bianca

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Speaker 4: that I left the toilet sete a lot. Yes, And

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Speaker 4: she wasn't used to it because I guess she came

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Speaker 5: It's horrible, isn't it, Because you're in that dirty bit.

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Speaker 5: It's gonna have to burn my backside. I'm getting it's

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Speaker 5: always in the middle of the night. I don't want

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Speaker 5: pery bum on the cheeks. The chicks are all cold.

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Speaker 5: How do I clean myself? You don't have to go

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Speaker 5: the worst thing in the world, isn't it.

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Speaker 4: But she's never fallen in. Have you fallen in? Had

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Speaker 4: you been fallen in to the toilet like I injured

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Are you falling all the way in?

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Speaker 5: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Oh no thought, I mean she just sat on the rear.

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Speaker 5: I've left it up and then at always oh yeah,

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Speaker 5: always after a big night out when about an hour beforehand,

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Speaker 5: I've forgot some of the booze. An hour later it

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Speaker 5: but I've never had to go Sarah, I've fallen go

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Speaker 5: out triple zero, throw down a rope or something. Don't

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Speaker 5: let me down here, like that movie Touching a Void

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Speaker 5: when they had to cut the rope, leave him in there.

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Speaker 5: I've erathern flushed away.

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Speaker 4: Or she wakes up in the morning and feels that

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Speaker 4: you're not gonna Where is he? He didn't make it

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Speaker 4: dune the nights down the toilet.

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Speaker 5: Perhaps Have you fallen in? Yeah?

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Speaker 3: I have, Yeah, because the love God leaves the seat up,

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Speaker 3: which is really rude and number one rule rude.

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Speaker 5: I think, Look, it's better than making a mess, isn't it?

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Speaker 5: Is it rude? It's an inconvenience.

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Speaker 3: Oh, it's simple isn't it just put the.

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Speaker 5: Seat down option? All right? But can a guy get

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Speaker 5: some credit for at least going? It's like raising a

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Speaker 5: drawbridge to protect the castle.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, you want applause for being able to go

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Speaker 3: to the toilet properly and not missile it?

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Speaker 5: Just being told off? Oh wow, you've got to push

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Speaker 5: it down? Is it?

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Speaker 4: This is a conversation you having with a six year

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Speaker 4: old and you're trying to not making a mess on

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Speaker 4: the toilet my spiritual age. But I do sometimes get

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Speaker 4: to the toilet with the toilet seaed down and go.

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Speaker 5: So we're conducting some independent research with you this morning yesterday.

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Speaker 5: But youser Rio told Jack and I eighty five percent

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Speaker 5: We call bs yesterday. We're checking it out now. Nine

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Speaker 5: good morning, here you going, I'm good Daniel. So bathroom injury?

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Speaker 5: What happened?

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Speaker 8: So I was at a party getting had a fair

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Speaker 10: I was making so much noise, so I thought, you.

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Speaker 8: Know what, I'm going to close the window. So I

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Speaker 10: And hit my head on the door.

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Speaker 5: Oh Daniel, wow, we that's such a slow motion accent

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Speaker 7: I don't know, it really wasn't It's not something I

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Speaker 5: A music festivals and hedges and fields. It doesn't matter

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Speaker 5: I don't need utter for silence.

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Speaker 10: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: In fact, you love this radio studio. You know you

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Speaker 5: No, he's not actually in the studio studio dumping Dan out.

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Speaker 5: We're going to lay you up now on the course.

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Speaker 5: All right, Daniel, thank you very much. You call me.

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Speaker 11: No, I fainted in my shower.

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Speaker 5: Wow, you're about people there. I just presume the bulk

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Speaker 5: Want a headline. Hot water got to me, lifestyle, You're

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Speaker 12: You?

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Speaker 5: Are you then lying there in?

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Speaker 11: When I woke up, I noticed my two index fingers

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Speaker 11: Long around bridged.

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Speaker 5: Mine was yes, thousands, yes.

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Speaker 11: So it was two and a half thousand in Bali

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Speaker 14: I did?

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Speaker 5: I did.

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Speaker 5: Till I just pursue you've got if your next broken?

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Speaker 5: My mind is like a cartoon with your heads on

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Speaker 11: Yeah, it was my Sea six and then I had swelling.

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Speaker 11: Thanks Grave.

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Speaker 5: So out of all of our enquiries so far, how

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Speaker 4: Well, Daniel fell in the toilet in a way with

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Speaker 5: Yeah, it's not that. We'll take a few more calls.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast yesterday.

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Speaker 5: Producerria Tollis, that's eighty five percent of bathroom injuries are

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Speaker 5: Happy to apologize, aren't we, Jack if we are proved wrong,

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Speaker 5: that's right.

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Speaker 4: It seems high and by our data at the moment

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Speaker 5: Yes one, can we start a weekly feature called a

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Speaker 5: Thorough two Calls. We've looked into this and we've spoken

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Christian Team.

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Speaker 5: How are we We're good, Gareth. How's your week going

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 12: Not too bad?

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Speaker 10: Thanks?

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Speaker 15: Not too bad?

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Speaker 5: G man? How have you injured yourself in the bathroom?

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Speaker 5: I have?

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Speaker 13: I have fallen off a toilet and broken my foot.

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Speaker 4: Fallen off a toilet is not fallen in.

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Speaker 5: You're falling all lay, you're falling away from it. There,

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Speaker 15: I was helping my landlord do as you little minor repairs,

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Speaker 5: Yeah, those lids are literally these are they? They are

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Speaker 4: I have to distribute your weight on it perfectly? Where

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Speaker 5: Garret? Yes, that was the same goal. Thank you for calling.

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Speaker 5: Uh So, where do we put our little friend here?

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Speaker 4: I think he goes in the no category because he

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Speaker 5: He does what's your problem? Rio? Speak up? What's the problem?

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Speaker 5: What's the problem.

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Speaker 4: Falling off the toilet? He still fell off the toilet.

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Speaker 4: He just landed.

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Speaker 5: You told Jack and I yesterday eighty five percent I

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Speaker 4: He's into the toilet area for a toilet on.

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Speaker 5: The other list, So a thorough three calls, where are

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Speaker 4: Thirty only thirty.

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Speaker 5: People fall into the sliding down the here. All right,

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Speaker 14: Good morning. Well, I'm going to let you know that

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Speaker 5: It's genuinely fist bumping, like he's won a grand fire and.

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Speaker 4: You've fallen into a toilet.

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Speaker 5: He couldn't be happy that you made his show. What's

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Speaker 14: No, I know everyone needs to listen. I was doing

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Speaker 5: I know there are awful things. I tell you what,

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Speaker 4: But because day I swear my grandparents a cast iron

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Speaker 5: So much had a solid wooden one that was like

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Speaker 14: Yeah, And so my foot goes through into the seat.

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Speaker 14: It's all jaggered. So I get a bit cut up.

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Speaker 14: But my shoulder slams into the wall. I'm still holding

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 13: Oh, notes, all right.

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Speaker 5: Did the sanding get done though, Yes?

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Speaker 12: And I painted it.

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Speaker 5: So jack Amy helps out rio.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we're back to fifty.

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Speaker 5: Yes, thank you very much, Amie. Have a good day.

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Speaker 11: Take you two.

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Speaker 5: Buy who got here? Webby? Webby? Hello?

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Speaker 6: Sorry more Christian?

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Speaker 5: Are mine? And Webby? And toilet injury? What happened?

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Speaker 10: Well, mom?

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Speaker 6: Sort of toilet toilet related. I went to go the

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Speaker 6: and I went to sit on the side of the bed,

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Speaker 6: or so I thought.

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Speaker 10: And fell on me.

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Speaker 6: Back me bum into the bath and smacked me elbow

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Speaker 6: on the side of the bath. And the wife comes

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Speaker 6: running in and.

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Speaker 15: What the hell you done?

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Speaker 6: And I'm sort of in day's state, and yeah, it

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Speaker 6: was very embarrassing, And she said, told many a person

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Speaker 6: this story.

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Speaker 5: So I thought alone, I think we're going to have

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Speaker 5: to This is when they can't use someone to research. Obviously,

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Speaker 5: he was obviously hammered. Yeah, I mean in that you're

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Speaker 5: a hotel room. You know which way the boy is

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Speaker 5: at your house?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 5: Webby?

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Speaker 10: Yep, the deal a one time.

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Speaker 5: We cannot include Webby and anything other than the things

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Speaker 5: you did when you were droll boys in the DNA.

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Speaker 10: Carl.

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Speaker 1: You're listening to the Question of Carl's Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: All this week. Then, we've been speaking to Jack's uncle,

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Speaker 5: uncle Pete Post, and he works out at the Essendon

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Speaker 5: Fields Auto and he sells cars to the stars. And

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Speaker 5: each morning he's been struggling to remember the name of

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Speaker 5: the very famous person that he sold a car toil

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Speaker 5: or service their car yesterday, so I'm calling him now.

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Speaker 5: Of course, there's no guarantee that he's sorry anyone famous yesterday,

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Speaker 5: but let's find out. You listened to the clues calling

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Speaker 5: guess right, one thousand dollars to be one thanks to

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Speaker 5: Essendon Fields Auto. What's the name of the guy that

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Speaker 5: was in that teams He kind of looks of Chichen.

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Speaker 4: I think he might have been in Xentry.

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Speaker 5: What the hell name again? Again? Again? Uncle Pete post?

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Speaker 13: Are you there, Christian? It's Uncle Pete. And it's a

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Speaker 13: beautiful day for people to come and get their car

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Speaker 13: service from anywhere in Melbourne. Come down to essen Fields.

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Speaker 13: I'm in Essendon Master this morning servicing cars, selling cars.

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Speaker 13: It's a great day.

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Speaker 5: Wow, when I just heard yesterday Essendon Master has reopened

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Speaker 5: at Essendon Fields Alto Is that right, Pete?

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Speaker 13: Yeah, Christian, you heard right. And I tell you what.

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Speaker 13: There was a celebrity waiting at the gate waiting for

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Speaker 13: the mesters to open up to get a mess in

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Speaker 13: for the first time. Oh yeah, she was waiting there.

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Speaker 5: Yes, I was a she. Who did you see yesterday?

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Speaker 5: What famous lady?

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Speaker 13: What her name again? H Darryl, I'm just forgot Hannah. No,

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Speaker 13: it's not Daryl Hannah good Christian. She's a British actress.

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Speaker 13: I know that much. She was in an Egypt movie.

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Speaker 13: Like there was an Egypt movie. There was two Egypt

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Speaker 13: movies she was in. And then for Miss Marple, No, no,

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Speaker 13: not Miss Marple Christian. Listen to them, listen about the

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Speaker 13: Egypt movie. She was in two Egypt movies. Then the

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Speaker 13: third Egypt movie she said no, I don't want to

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Speaker 13: be in it, so she wasn't in the third one.

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Speaker 13: And then she said to me, actual she's getting the

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Speaker 13: car server. She says, my husband is James On, like

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Speaker 13: the fellow in James Boters to get.

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Speaker 5: Out that your you saw missus Bond, Yes, ever saw master.

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Speaker 14: What's your name?

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Speaker 5: Though?

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Speaker 13: Yes, he doesn't drive me. He doesn't drive.

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Speaker 5: And it's amazing that you saw someone who was lasting

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Speaker 5: a movie twenty years ago. But the sound of it

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Speaker 5: saying the day didn't I when it got your it

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Speaker 5: would be would It'd be amazing if we could get

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Speaker 5: people more relevant. Okay, Hudson the other day.

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Speaker 13: I can't. I can't help the celebrities.

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Speaker 5: Well I think you can.

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Speaker 8: You can.

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Speaker 13: She's a great British marriage married Jamie Bond.

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Speaker 5: You're running this into the ground, you know.

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Speaker 10: Now you're taking it.

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Speaker 5: Someone from the last ten years tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: She's a great actress. One of your listeners. I bet

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Speaker 13: what of your listeners can name her? And it's like,

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Speaker 13: and I'll give them a thousand bucks that.

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Speaker 5: Oh yeah, maybe someone who knows movies from twenty years ago.

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Speaker 5: You might have seen it one Brendan, But I don't.

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Speaker 13: Know that's the guy. He was amazing.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I just cast my mind back two decades.

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Speaker 13: You just think closer.

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Speaker 5: Oh, give us a call now for one for three? Hey,

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Speaker 5: Pete nineteen ninety three? Is his called back? They want

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Speaker 5: the relevant stars.

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Speaker 13: Who's that accurate?

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Who?

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 5: What's the name of the guy that was in that team?

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Speaker 5: He kind of looks a bit Charlie Sheen.

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Speaker 3: I think he might have been in a sensory What

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Speaker 3: the hell is his name again?

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Speaker 5: What's his name again? What's his name again? Uncle Pete?

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Speaker 13: You're still there, read and I'm still here beautiful day

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Speaker 13: down here at day and you wouldn't believe I had

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Speaker 13: a celebrity in here yesterday. But I can't. I'm terrible

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Speaker 13: with names for the celebrities. And I can't remember her name.

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Speaker 5: All right, the clues then that's who it was.

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Speaker 13: Okay, I remember this. She was a British actress. She

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Speaker 13: still is a British but you.

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Speaker 5: Are for life. Really wants a British ancer till he die.

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Speaker 13: She was in that Egypt movie.

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Speaker 5: She was in a couple of Egypt and then the

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Speaker 5: other one in two thousand.

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Speaker 13: I reckon, you're getting closer to Christian. We could crack

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Speaker 13: this together. And she's married to James Bond. She said,

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Speaker 13: I'm married to the James Bond fella now forgotten.

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Speaker 5: His name name dropping in that, you know, when he

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Speaker 5: didn't know what movie she used to be in twenty

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Speaker 5: years ago.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, she just knows. She wasn't named.

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Speaker 4: She was very modest done.

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Speaker 5: I wouldn't James Bond discount, No, no, no.

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Speaker 13: They also paid the fair prices that we always give

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Speaker 13: down here at.

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Speaker 16: Essenfield Man All.

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Speaker 5: Marilyn's on the line.

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Speaker 10: Good morning, Marilyn, Good morning Christian and uncle Pete.

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Speaker 13: How are you both good?

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Speaker 5: Thanks Marilyn, Marilyn. Who do you think it was? Said?

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Speaker 5: Uncle Pete's saw out there yesterday?

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Speaker 13: Rachel wife, Oh, Rachel waist. That's it, bingo, bing.

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Speaker 5: That's it. Well without, Marilyn, you won a thousand dollars

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Speaker 5: in cash.

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Speaker 14: Oh my god, I've never won anything in my life.

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Speaker 5: Oh brilliant. Can you believe that, Uncle Pete.

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Speaker 13: I can't believe you'd never want anything. That's crazy. Well done,

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Speaker 13: Thank you, and you can remember.

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Speaker 5: Who used to be in the Mummy twenty five years ago.

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Speaker 9: Oh well, my.

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Speaker 14: Husband's got both the movie.

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Speaker 5: It's paying off. It's paying off. You got your one

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Speaker 5: thousand dollars, Marilyn, Thank you, well done, well done? All right,

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Speaker 5: hey uncompete.

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Speaker 13: Hey Christian, I've got her to sign an autograph for

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Speaker 13: you as well that I'll bring in next time we

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Speaker 13: have a beer.

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Speaker 5: Oh really looking forward to that. What would Kate Hudson

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Speaker 5: and Rachel Weiss now, all these stars from twenty years

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Speaker 5: ago or so? Maybe me someone today I don't know,

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Speaker 5: from the last couple of years slash relevant? Yeah, I

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Speaker 5: but I've got it.

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Speaker 13: I do have a good feeling that someone.

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Speaker 5: From Key is it Keny LeBrock?

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Speaker 13: Someone relevant today?

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Speaker 4: Isfs I'll talk to you this time again tomorrow, all right,

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Speaker 4: can't wait?

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Speaker 5: Hang on?

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian o'connells show podcast.

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Speaker 5: This morning, we'll be getting some real world, actual proper

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Speaker 5: parental advice. I know I need it. I think most

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Speaker 5: parents can speak for and saying none of us really

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Speaker 5: know what we're doing. I'm looking through a list of

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Speaker 5: the ten different Perrington types, and I know that sometimes

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Speaker 5: with one conversation I can flick between all ten. I

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Speaker 5: couldn't even just go parenting car crash, car crashes, I

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Speaker 5: would describe mine before that, though Jack has a situation

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Speaker 5: at home.

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Speaker 4: Well, we have an unsolved crime in the kitchen. There's

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Speaker 4: a big oil stain on the wooden floors.

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Speaker 5: Oil stains are the worst ones. It's a stain, a

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Speaker 5: stain stain.

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Speaker 4: So it looks like a wet patch that never this.

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Speaker 5: Time of the morning. It's a long kind of doctor.

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Speaker 5: You don't want to know one about that on.

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Speaker 4: The floor, on the floor, but it's oil because you

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Speaker 4: can't get it out, so no amount of scrubbing will

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Speaker 4: get the oil out of it. And I'm adamant that

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Speaker 4: it wasn't me that made the oil stain. And there's

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Speaker 4: only one other person in the house, but Bianchor is

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Speaker 4: adamant that she didn't make the oil so.

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Speaker 5: It's a stand off over the stain.

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Speaker 4: I am sure it's her because she has this She

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Speaker 4: loves anchovies I hate, and she brings every night she

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Speaker 4: wants to add anchovies' is a.

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Speaker 5: Pregnancy thing, like a craving.

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Speaker 4: This is always wow. So she has this big oily

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Speaker 4: tin of Anchovyes that she brings.

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Speaker 5: At silvery things, aren't they.

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Speaker 4: Sting next to her plate? So that as I'm eating

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Speaker 4: my version of the meal, she adds Anchovyes to her

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Speaker 4: version and that big oily tin. I swear over the

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Speaker 4: oil on the ground.

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Speaker 5: You're not telling me that isn't drooping off the dripping

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Speaker 5: off the plate when you go to clear the plates away.

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Speaker 4: What I would love to know is there any kind

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Speaker 4: of DNA test I can do or swab on the

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Speaker 4: oil to check if it's anchovy oil?

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Speaker 5: All right, And this has taken a turn. I didn't

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Speaker 5: exppose it. I mean, I'm not saying you mean sometimes

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Speaker 5: in relationship, right, I'm not doctor? Justin let it got?

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Speaker 5: Is this guy? I done now with the anchovy queen.

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Speaker 5: I'm now with the anchor in this matter.

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Speaker 4: I will just sleep easier at night if I.

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Speaker 5: Last time I know it an how are you going

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Speaker 5: to do a test?

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Speaker 4: Well, can't you swab it? And then somebody will be seeing.

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Speaker 5: An episode to see a side where they're looking for

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Speaker 5: anchovy residue for the killer. I've not seen that episode

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Speaker 5: of CSI.

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Speaker 4: I don't want to interrupt a forensics office, but maybe

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Speaker 4: somebody could get there.

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Speaker 5: Pull over and that big old van you see driving around.

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Speaker 4: Five minutes early. Put my cotton bud under the microsoft.

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Speaker 5: Early to a major crime scene and they're going to

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Speaker 5: be in a little bit than dusty with that sprinkler.

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Speaker 4: Rush and they can tell me, yes, this is anchovy.

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Speaker 1: Christian Connell Show podcast feels.

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Speaker 5: Like this is going to be a public service for

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Speaker 5: you mums and dads. It is really really hard sometimes

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Speaker 5: when you're right in it with your kids. Okay, when

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Speaker 5: you're right in a what do we call it, almost

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Speaker 5: like dealing with it is like an insurgence when they

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Speaker 5: rise up and they want something, and in that moment

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Speaker 5: everything goes so quickly, and sometimes you don't know what

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Speaker 5: to say. You don't know if you're going in too hard

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Speaker 5: too soft. Your partner might go one way, you might

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Speaker 5: go another, and that can create tension as well. So

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Speaker 5: what we're looking for this morning the guy we got

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Speaker 5: Dr Joston. Dr Justin Colson has just been on a

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Speaker 5: brilliant TV show that finished this week. You can catch

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Speaker 5: up with it, I promise you. It is a really

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Speaker 5: interesting one of the best made TV shows I've seen

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Speaker 5: since I've moved it. It's called Parental Guidance. Great idea

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Speaker 5: and loads of real examples of parents wanting to find

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Speaker 5: out more. There's so much information about raising babies, getting

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Speaker 5: them on schedules, which is all relevant, really important, but

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Speaker 5: then once they get beyond six seven eight, you'll find

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Speaker 5: that some of the information about how to parenting and

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Speaker 5: real examples is really hard. So over this morning you

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Speaker 5: can call up and actually get some advice. So if

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Speaker 5: you sat listeners listen, there might have been a recent

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Speaker 5: argument or something that kicked off that you'd actually like

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Speaker 5: an independent take on. This is for you. Give us

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Speaker 5: a call nine four one four one oh four to three.

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Speaker 5: Dr Justin Welcome to the show. It's so nice to

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Speaker 5: be with you.

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Speaker 16: Thanks Christian.

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Speaker 5: So I understand you used to do this job. You

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Speaker 5: were on the radio.

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Speaker 17: Yeah, many many many years ago. I spent nearly a

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Speaker 17: decade as a radio announcer and then I well, I

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Speaker 17: went back to school, spent eight and a half years studying,

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Speaker 17: ended up with a PhD in psychology. Along the way,

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Speaker 17: my wife and I went from two kids to three,

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Speaker 17: to four, to five, and finally six daughters. And nowadays

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Speaker 17: I write books and give talks and appear on anything.

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Speaker 5: To avoid them. Basically, i'd have in the office. I

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Speaker 5: mean have notes that the show finished two days ago.

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Speaker 5: You're still doing interviews, which rarely happens. Anything to spend

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Speaker 5: time with those six daughters.

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Speaker 17: Would you believe my wife's gone away for a week

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Speaker 17: on a health retreat and push out kids.

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Speaker 5: I'm raising all of them on my own.

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Speaker 16: It's hard work, this parenting thing.

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Speaker 5: Please tell me how old are the six daughters?

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Speaker 16: So the honest moved out and married.

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Speaker 17: I got another one who finished high school a couple

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Speaker 17: of years ago, one who's about too and then I've

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Speaker 17: got a daughter in grade eight, daughter in grade six,

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Speaker 17: and my baby is in grade one.

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Speaker 5: Oh boy, you are a busy family, but this is great.

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Speaker 5: You're the perfect person to talk to. First of all,

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Speaker 5: just got to say, genuinely, Jack and I love the show.

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Speaker 5: I think it's a really smart show. I think it's

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Speaker 5: interesting it's well made parental guidance. You can catch up

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Speaker 5: with it on nine now. The only reason we're getting

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Speaker 5: on because we think the show's great. And I picked

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Speaker 5: up a lot from my wife and I did. I

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Speaker 5: have a recent example. Actually, she's kind of on government

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Speaker 5: way with my fifteen year old daughter. I've got two daughters,

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Speaker 5: fifteen and seventeen. The fifty year old. It's actually our

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Speaker 5: birthday today. She wants to get her nose pissed. All

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Speaker 5: right now, her sister. We said you can get your

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Speaker 5: nose pissed when you're sixteen, though it's obviously fifteen. Today,

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Speaker 5: we're saying in a year's time. She's saying, I've asked

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Speaker 5: my older sister. She doesn't mind me getting it done

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Speaker 5: a year before her. What's your problem? It's my body?

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Speaker 5: What do we do? Doctor?

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Speaker 16: Justin you've put me on the spot. This is a

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Speaker 16: question without noticing. Okay.

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Speaker 17: So generally, when we're dealing with issues around discipline or

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Speaker 17: values or anything like that, the best thing to do

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Speaker 17: is step through a little model that I call the

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Speaker 17: three E'SE of effective discipline.

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Speaker 16: Basically, we explore what's going on. This is where we

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Speaker 16: get curious because a lot of parents get furious.

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Speaker 17: Right the kids say something, whether it's a nose piercing

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Speaker 17: or whether it's I want to go to the party,

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Speaker 17: and parents just kind of blow up. We get furious,

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Speaker 17: and we usually get furious because we're either scared or

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Speaker 17: where sad like anger comes from somewhere else. Yeah, And

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Speaker 17: so once we've explored, and if she's got a really

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Speaker 17: great argument for why it should be okay, the next

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Speaker 17: thing we do after exploring is we explain. We say, well,

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Speaker 17: here's my position, this is where I'm coming from, and

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Speaker 17: this he opened hearing it at that point. And by

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Speaker 17: the way, kids fall asleep after about fifteen seconds of

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Speaker 17: our explanation. So keep it short and then empower I say,

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Speaker 17: all right, based on all of this, what do you

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Speaker 17: reckon we should do?

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Speaker 16: How do you think we should proceed now?

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Speaker 17: Now, if you can't see any really great reason, I mean,

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Speaker 17: it's three hundred and sixty five days going to make

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Speaker 17: any enormous difference.

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Speaker 5: You know, it's like you've got daughters. It's all now.

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Speaker 5: They don't like tomorrow, they don't like lay to it.

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Speaker 5: So they're all about now, and that pressure they put

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Speaker 5: on you. Then they hit you with all my friends

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Speaker 5: are getting it done, I'll be the odd one out.

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Speaker 5: And you don't want them to be feeling old or excluded. Yeah.

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Speaker 17: I like when they say all my friends are. I

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Speaker 17: like to ask them to just jup down the names

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Speaker 17: of all of your friends who are. Let's let's just

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Speaker 17: see how long the list is.

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Speaker 5: You're just oil on the flames if I try that one.

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Speaker 5: I need their names and numbers. I'm to called them today.

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Speaker 4: I must speak to their parents.

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Speaker 5: Can ut my own panel of ten parents, Christian.

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Speaker 17: Really, what we're talking about here is a question of

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Speaker 17: there are principles that matter, and then there are preferences

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Speaker 17: that don't. And when it comes to what your kids

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Speaker 17: want to listen to what they want to wear, in

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Speaker 17: this case, whether they'd like to pierce or not.

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Speaker 16: Unless you've got a really strong moral reason for saying.

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Speaker 5: I work in breakfast radio, I don't have any morals.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, precisely so.

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Speaker 17: I don't know if these we've got this arbitrary number

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Speaker 17: sixteen is the age her big sister doesn't care whether

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Speaker 17: she does or not. I don't think this is a

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Speaker 17: hell worth dying on. There are probably much more important

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Speaker 17: things to really dig your heels in yah.

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Speaker 5: It's some battles to some aren't worth fighting? Are they?

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Speaker 5: You lose connection with them?

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Speaker 17: The party on Friday night where there's going to be

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Speaker 17: all kinds of unwanted intimate advances and any number of

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Speaker 17: other substances being consumed by people.

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Speaker 5: And have you been watching my House?

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Speaker 17: These are the kind of things where we sort of

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Speaker 17: dig our heels in a little deeper and say no,

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Speaker 17: as the parent.

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Speaker 5: I've piercings, but no class as on a Friday night

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Speaker 5: out loud, wait till Saturday. Come on, Jack's got a question.

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Speaker 5: Jack is about to become a dad in a couple

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Speaker 5: months time for the first time, you know, So he's

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Speaker 5: listening to us right now, Jackie, But what's your question?

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Speaker 4: We found it really interesting watching the show, and we

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Speaker 4: were late to the party, but we are catching up

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Speaker 4: on nine now and we'd love it. But all the

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Speaker 4: couples are at least parenting together, So whether their styles

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Speaker 4: are strict, free range helicopter parents, they're at least a team.

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Speaker 4: What happens when two parents have conflicting styles of parenting.

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Speaker 16: Where you get conflicts.

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Speaker 17: That that's that's it, Like you get conflict and then

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Speaker 17: you've got to figure out how to work it out.

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Speaker 17: And I think one of the number one, but one

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Speaker 17: of the biggest questions that I get, other than how

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Speaker 17: do I discipline my kids, is how do I get

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Speaker 17: on the same page as my partner. Parents are constantly saying,

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Speaker 17: and it's usually mums saying, my husband, my partner is

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Speaker 17: really strict, really disciplinarian, really harsh. I think that we

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Speaker 17: should be softer on the kids, and he keeps getting

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Speaker 17: me in trouble for being too soft, and I keep getting.

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Speaker 5: Him actually genuine. Most of our arguments between my wife

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Speaker 5: that I'm too soft, you know, because I love to say.

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Speaker 4: Yes, you love to be the good guy.

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Speaker 5: It's so much more fun. That made me be the baddy.

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Speaker 5: I don't want to do that, and that creates a

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Speaker 5: lot of tension. My wife says, sometimes, you know you

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Speaker 5: need to I need you to go in there and

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Speaker 5: be strong with me. Yeah.

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Speaker 17: So, if I were in your position, Jack, I'd be saying,

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Speaker 17: We've got a couple of ways to do this. Number One,

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Speaker 17: we can do a bit of an experiment. Let's do

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Speaker 17: your way for a week or two, see what happens.

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Speaker 17: Let's do my way for a week or two. See

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Speaker 17: what happens, and also pay attention to how you feel.

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Speaker 17: And I like the experiment way because that takes the

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Speaker 17: pressure off. Another thing that you can do, though, is

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Speaker 17: sit down and have some proper conversations about why do

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Speaker 17: you feel so strongly about this.

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Speaker 16: How were you raised, why is this such a big

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Speaker 16: deal for you?

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Speaker 17: And what you usually find is that there's something that's

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Speaker 17: happened in someone's upbringing where I mean, I remember one

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Speaker 17: daddy said to me, I want my kids to be

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Speaker 17: scared of me because I was scared of my dad.

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Speaker 17: And that's that's how I stayed out of That's how

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Speaker 17: I stayed out of try. I was just terrified of

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Speaker 17: my dad. And I said, did you really stay out

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Speaker 17: of trouble? And he paused and said, actually, I just

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Speaker 17: got really sneaky because I was terrified of dad and

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Speaker 17: I wouldn't do any unless I knew I couldn't get caught.

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Speaker 17: But if he wasn't watching, I went nuts. And like, so,

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Speaker 17: is that how you really want to raise your kids?

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Speaker 17: So that they don't tell you anything and they do

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Speaker 17: stuff behind your back.

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Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast on.

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Speaker 5: The show right now, taking your questions next dot to

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Speaker 5: Justin Colson from Channel nine's Parental Guidance if you've missed it,

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Speaker 5: finished this week, but it's all a better of a

851
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Speaker 5: watch on demand on nine. Now, Doctor Justin, you good

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Speaker 5: to take some calls?

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Speaker 16: Now, let's play.

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Speaker 5: Okay, I like that, Andrew, Good.

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Speaker 10: Morning morning Christian.

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Speaker 5: All right, what is your question for Dr Justin Colson this.

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Speaker 10: Morning, morning, Doctor Justin. I have a quick question. I've

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Speaker 10: had preteen. Tony's twelve years old, and he is fairly

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Speaker 10: well defiant, like, for example, yeah, no matter what you

860
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Speaker 10: say to you, we will basically try to catch her

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Speaker 10: out on the technicality on anything like if you give him,

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Speaker 10: if you try to take your screen time away, if

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Speaker 10: you like this technology time, He'll jump from one device

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Speaker 10: to the next and try to catch you out at

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Speaker 10: every turn to sort of get his own way. I

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Speaker 10: don't know if there's a better way to put that question.

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Speaker 16: It's exhausting.

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Speaker 17: You got when you've got kids that know everything, won't listen,

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Speaker 17: just want to live their own lives, and you think,

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Speaker 17: hang on, you're part of a family here, We're part

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Speaker 17: of a conversation about how to get things done. So

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Speaker 17: I reckon, there's a couple of things going on in

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Speaker 17: circumstances like this. First off, imagine your relationship with your

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Speaker 17: kids like a bucket, and you can have one of

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Speaker 17: two things in the bucket. You can have air, which

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00:38:43,480 --> 00:38:45,959
Speaker 17: is pointless, or you can have water. So the water

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Speaker 17: is connection, the air is correction and direction. And most

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Speaker 17: of the time when parents come to me with these

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Speaker 17: kinds of challenges, especially with those sort.

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Speaker 16: Of tween to early teen years.

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Speaker 17: What's going on is we're walking around with buckets full

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Speaker 17: of air. There's no water in there that is instantly

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Speaker 17: giving our kids correction and direction, and we're not actually

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Speaker 17: spending time in connection. It's like, hey, mate, you need

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Speaker 17: to do this. Why haven't you done this? I asked

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Speaker 17: you to this fifteen times. What's going on with you?

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Speaker 17: You never listen to you this that get off your

888
00:39:11,080 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 17: damn screen. I'm sick of talking to you about this.

889
00:39:12,880 --> 00:39:17,080
Speaker 17: And so correction and direction becomes the foundation of our

890
00:39:17,120 --> 00:39:19,400
Speaker 17: lives and as adults, if we were in a relationship

891
00:39:19,400 --> 00:39:21,200
Speaker 17: with someone that just constantly told us what to do

892
00:39:21,200 --> 00:39:23,879
Speaker 17: all the time, we kind of stopped listening and we'd

893
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,840
Speaker 17: look for any opportunity to get away from the person

894
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:29,920
Speaker 17: constantly correcting and directing. Therefore, what I would suggest for

895
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:32,960
Speaker 17: any parent who's got any kind of antagonism in their

896
00:39:32,960 --> 00:39:35,160
Speaker 17: relationship with their kids is go back to basics. Like

897
00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:37,200
Speaker 17: when they were little, we never told them what to do.

898
00:39:37,360 --> 00:39:39,759
Speaker 17: We just loved them. We'd get on the floor and

899
00:39:39,840 --> 00:39:41,560
Speaker 17: roll around them and play and connect.

900
00:39:41,600 --> 00:39:42,480
Speaker 16: Connect, connect.

901
00:39:42,840 --> 00:39:44,840
Speaker 17: But the older they get, the less of that we do,

902
00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:47,080
Speaker 17: which means that we keep on taking water out of

903
00:39:47,080 --> 00:39:50,440
Speaker 17: the bucket. I'd be looking at things like Saturday mornings,

904
00:39:50,520 --> 00:39:52,160
Speaker 17: let's go for a walk down to our favorite cafe

905
00:39:52,200 --> 00:39:54,360
Speaker 17: and buy a chocolate milkshake and talk with no agenda.

906
00:39:55,040 --> 00:39:57,160
Speaker 17: Go for a camp once a month or every once

907
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:58,680
Speaker 17: a term, or something like that, just for a night

908
00:39:58,760 --> 00:40:01,440
Speaker 17: or two nights. Go overnight camp, look for look for

909
00:40:01,520 --> 00:40:03,319
Speaker 17: ways that you can connect. Go for a bike ride,

910
00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:06,520
Speaker 17: walk the dog, go and kick a footy, throw a netball,

911
00:40:06,560 --> 00:40:09,719
Speaker 17: whatever it is that you and your kids do, get

912
00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,040
Speaker 17: that sort of stuff going, and then over time, I

913
00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,520
Speaker 17: mean it's taken twelve years for the relationship to deteriorate

914
00:40:14,600 --> 00:40:17,920
Speaker 17: to where it is. It's not going to reinstate itself

915
00:40:17,920 --> 00:40:20,480
Speaker 17: within twelve minutes of connection. But if you sit down

916
00:40:20,520 --> 00:40:22,480
Speaker 17: and watch a funny movie and talk about all the

917
00:40:22,520 --> 00:40:24,200
Speaker 17: all the funniest lines.

918
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,160
Speaker 16: You do that consistently.

919
00:40:25,680 --> 00:40:29,040
Speaker 17: For three weeks, four weeks, six weeks, twelve weeks, and

920
00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:30,680
Speaker 17: all of a sudden you can sit down and have

921
00:40:30,680 --> 00:40:33,319
Speaker 17: a proper conversation where you say, hey, buddy, we're still

922
00:40:33,320 --> 00:40:35,359
Speaker 17: having a whole lot of fights about this and that.

923
00:40:35,440 --> 00:40:37,600
Speaker 16: What do you reckon we should do? And and all of.

924
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,759
Speaker 17: A sudden he's happy to hear you because the relationship

925
00:40:39,800 --> 00:40:41,800
Speaker 17: is more connection rather than correction and direction.

926
00:40:42,760 --> 00:40:48,080
Speaker 10: Okay, yeah, awesome, sounds like fun. Yeah, it sounds like

927
00:40:48,080 --> 00:40:51,880
Speaker 10: a big starting point like it's been it's been a struggle, so.

928
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Speaker 16: Yeah, yeah, it is.

929
00:40:53,360 --> 00:40:55,319
Speaker 5: It is. It's really hard, mate, But I love that

930
00:40:55,760 --> 00:40:59,040
Speaker 5: doctor Johnston not thing the difference between connection direction. You

931
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,480
Speaker 5: know so many times in that flash point, you'll all

932
00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 5: go towards direction, don't do this, do that, or think

933
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:06,600
Speaker 5: that was actually when you step back, and it's so

934
00:41:06,680 --> 00:41:08,400
Speaker 5: hard when it's all going so quickly. And I've been

935
00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:10,799
Speaker 5: in that situation at you and Andrew, where they're so

936
00:41:10,920 --> 00:41:14,799
Speaker 5: much smarter, way smarter than we were at twelve, and

937
00:41:14,840 --> 00:41:16,920
Speaker 5: you're right when they start applying logic back to you,

938
00:41:17,360 --> 00:41:20,200
Speaker 5: I actually get overwhelmed. I actually don't know what to say.

939
00:41:20,239 --> 00:41:23,279
Speaker 5: You need to take five minutes out sometimes to say, look,

940
00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:26,000
Speaker 5: I just need to slow everything down. It's just too much.

941
00:41:26,080 --> 00:41:27,680
Speaker 5: They're overwhelming you, aren't.

942
00:41:27,480 --> 00:41:29,960
Speaker 10: They that's the dear, that's definitely yeah.

943
00:41:30,640 --> 00:41:33,920
Speaker 5: Damn these kids. I'm going to call my book.

944
00:41:36,400 --> 00:41:38,439
Speaker 4: I think that's quite what doctor Justin was saying.

945
00:41:38,440 --> 00:41:44,200
Speaker 5: Wow, it's what this doctors said Street doctor Andrew Android,

946
00:41:44,200 --> 00:41:46,799
Speaker 5: thank you very much, cool Justin. That was really good.

947
00:41:46,920 --> 00:41:49,040
Speaker 5: I love the stuff about connection and direction, I think,

948
00:41:49,040 --> 00:41:50,680
Speaker 5: and there'll be a lot of mums and dads that

949
00:41:50,719 --> 00:41:52,520
Speaker 5: have got something from that. We got to have for

950
00:41:52,600 --> 00:41:53,759
Speaker 5: one more Melissa, good.

951
00:41:53,680 --> 00:41:57,080
Speaker 12: Morning, Oh good morning to do that. I just had

952
00:41:57,080 --> 00:42:01,560
Speaker 12: a question regards my team daughter. I'm just trying to

953
00:42:02,000 --> 00:42:05,319
Speaker 12: work out how how do I go about speaking to

954
00:42:05,360 --> 00:42:12,960
Speaker 12: her about age appropriate dress given that teenage girls see

955
00:42:12,960 --> 00:42:17,600
Speaker 12: a lot of inappropriate probably for their age clothing on

956
00:42:17,680 --> 00:42:20,360
Speaker 12: TikTok and Instagram and things like that, so normally she

957
00:42:20,840 --> 00:42:22,880
Speaker 12: is as well. But I'm just trying to say, what

958
00:42:23,960 --> 00:42:24,560
Speaker 12: can I say?

959
00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:30,439
Speaker 17: Well, so, as a father of six girls and having

960
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:33,360
Speaker 17: raised four teenagers already, I feel your pain.

961
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Speaker 16: That's the first thing, kids, YEA.

962
00:42:37,600 --> 00:42:39,040
Speaker 17: The second thing that I want to say, and I

963
00:42:39,040 --> 00:42:41,000
Speaker 17: think it applies to all of us as parents. And

964
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Speaker 17: I don't know whether you were like this or not,

965
00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:44,839
Speaker 17: but I hear a comment like that, and I think,

966
00:42:44,880 --> 00:42:48,279
Speaker 17: what was I like when I was a teenager. I

967
00:42:48,320 --> 00:42:50,239
Speaker 17: don't know if you ever gave your parents a bit

968
00:42:50,239 --> 00:42:51,759
Speaker 17: of a hard time about what you were and weren't

969
00:42:51,760 --> 00:42:54,640
Speaker 17: allowed to wear. But as I think about what you've

970
00:42:54,640 --> 00:42:56,880
Speaker 17: said and what Andrew our previous callers said, sometimes I

971
00:42:56,880 --> 00:42:59,360
Speaker 17: think she's hard to parent than me out of my kids,

972
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:03,399
Speaker 17: because they're just doing so much of what we did

973
00:43:03,640 --> 00:43:05,279
Speaker 17: and so much of what all the other kids doing now.

974
00:43:05,480 --> 00:43:11,399
Speaker 17: In terms of this specific conversation around dress, the first

975
00:43:11,440 --> 00:43:12,960
Speaker 17: thing that I want to suggest is it's really hard

976
00:43:13,000 --> 00:43:14,759
Speaker 17: to do this, but sometimes we've just got.

977
00:43:14,680 --> 00:43:15,760
Speaker 16: To be vulnerable as parents.

978
00:43:16,760 --> 00:43:18,160
Speaker 17: We want to be able to say to our kids,

979
00:43:18,640 --> 00:43:21,960
Speaker 17: I'm getting upset about this, but my upset isn't what

980
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:24,719
Speaker 17: really the problem is. So whenever we get angry, it

981
00:43:24,760 --> 00:43:27,960
Speaker 17: comes Anger is a secondary emotion. It comes from somewhere else,

982
00:43:28,560 --> 00:43:31,360
Speaker 17: and the main places that it comes from when we're parenting.

983
00:43:31,400 --> 00:43:33,560
Speaker 17: There are others, but the main two places it comes

984
00:43:33,560 --> 00:43:37,440
Speaker 17: from are either fear or sadness. In this case, I

985
00:43:37,440 --> 00:43:38,600
Speaker 17: don't think that it's sadness so much.

986
00:43:38,640 --> 00:43:39,720
Speaker 16: I think it's probably fear.

987
00:43:41,280 --> 00:43:41,799
Speaker 5: What would it.

988
00:43:41,760 --> 00:43:44,200
Speaker 17: Sound like if you said to your daughter, sweetheart, I

989
00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,960
Speaker 17: am I don't know how to say this properly, but

990
00:43:47,120 --> 00:43:51,400
Speaker 17: I am I'm terrified of seeing my little girl growing

991
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:55,000
Speaker 17: up and wearing these kinds of clothing because of what

992
00:43:55,200 --> 00:43:58,040
Speaker 17: it means. I mean, if you could be that vulnerable

993
00:43:58,040 --> 00:44:01,439
Speaker 17: with her and sit with her huger and say, I'm

994
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,759
Speaker 17: losing my little baby girl. You're getting so big and

995
00:44:04,760 --> 00:44:07,200
Speaker 17: I'm scared about what that means, and then then you

996
00:44:07,239 --> 00:44:09,520
Speaker 17: can step into this really nice conversation which kind of

997
00:44:09,560 --> 00:44:11,000
Speaker 17: goes back to what I was saying a little bit

998
00:44:11,080 --> 00:44:14,040
Speaker 17: earlier in the show with Christian, these three ease of

999
00:44:14,080 --> 00:44:17,520
Speaker 17: effective discipline where we explore, we explain, and we empower.

1000
00:44:17,520 --> 00:44:19,279
Speaker 17: We say, so, why is it that you want to

1001
00:44:19,320 --> 00:44:22,480
Speaker 17: wear this stuff? And here's what I'm concerned about. What

1002
00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:24,360
Speaker 17: do you think we can do to find a level

1003
00:44:24,360 --> 00:44:26,360
Speaker 17: where we can both feel good. You can feel like

1004
00:44:26,440 --> 00:44:29,080
Speaker 17: you look hot or whatever it is that you're look

1005
00:44:29,239 --> 00:44:33,160
Speaker 17: but I can feel satisfied that you're protecting your virtual

1006
00:44:33,280 --> 00:44:36,240
Speaker 17: modesty or whatever it is that you're trying to instill

1007
00:44:36,280 --> 00:44:39,360
Speaker 17: in her from a value's point of view.

1008
00:44:38,480 --> 00:44:39,200
Speaker 16: That conversation.

1009
00:44:39,520 --> 00:44:41,000
Speaker 17: I mean, I'm not going to guarantee that you're going

1010
00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,000
Speaker 17: to get a perfect outcome, but it's going to be

1011
00:44:43,080 --> 00:44:45,160
Speaker 17: much more successful than for crying out loud. I've told

1012
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:47,280
Speaker 17: you a thousand times stop wearing those clothes.

1013
00:44:48,160 --> 00:44:50,000
Speaker 5: Yeh does that make sense?

1014
00:44:50,400 --> 00:44:53,440
Speaker 12: Yeah, that's very good. Thinks so much. I appreciate that.

1015
00:44:53,640 --> 00:44:55,680
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's a question. We have a lot at the moment.

1016
00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,840
Speaker 5: I feel for you. Thank you very much, recording and hope.

1017
00:44:58,320 --> 00:44:58,880
Speaker 10: You all right.

1018
00:44:58,920 --> 00:45:01,200
Speaker 5: This has been brilliant jo soon. If people want to

1019
00:45:01,239 --> 00:45:03,279
Speaker 5: find out more, obviously they can go on nine now

1020
00:45:03,400 --> 00:45:06,680
Speaker 5: and watch Parental Guidance, which I highly recommend it. It's brilliant.

1021
00:45:07,120 --> 00:45:08,879
Speaker 5: Where else can they find You'll find out more about

1022
00:45:08,880 --> 00:45:10,439
Speaker 5: what you've been talking about. I love the stuff about

1023
00:45:10,440 --> 00:45:13,640
Speaker 5: connection before direction. Where can they find out more? Yeah?

1024
00:45:13,640 --> 00:45:16,880
Speaker 17: Thanks Christian. I'm on Facebook. Dr Justin Courson's Happy Families.

1025
00:45:16,920 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 17: We've got the number one podcast in the country. Dr

1026
00:45:19,600 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 17: Justin Courson's Happy Families for parenting and family stuff and

1027
00:45:23,239 --> 00:45:25,160
Speaker 17: my website Happy families dot com dot you.

1028
00:45:25,320 --> 00:45:26,680
Speaker 5: Thank you. I'm going to lauch my own parents in

1029
00:45:26,680 --> 00:45:28,000
Speaker 5: one today called Damn those kids.

1030
00:45:28,440 --> 00:45:29,400
Speaker 16: I like the family.

1031
00:45:30,880 --> 00:45:33,160
Speaker 4: Drink that is this show really.

1032
00:45:34,920 --> 00:45:37,080
Speaker 5: Doctor justin, thank you very much for joining us. You've

1033
00:45:37,120 --> 00:45:39,080
Speaker 5: been great this morning. Thank you awesome to be with you.

1034
00:45:39,120 --> 00:45:39,640
Speaker 5: Thanks so much.

1035
00:45:40,360 --> 00:45:43,719
Speaker 2: Brighter now you're listening to the Christian O Kyle's Show podcast.

1036
00:45:44,280 --> 00:45:48,480
Speaker 5: Yesterday, Huggy came into the studio to have a quick

1037
00:45:48,560 --> 00:45:51,040
Speaker 5: chat with us before his show after us at nine.

1038
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:54,040
Speaker 5: He'd been listening to the show driving in and he

1039
00:45:54,120 --> 00:45:57,040
Speaker 5: was talking about a friend of his who's a locksmith,

1040
00:45:58,640 --> 00:46:01,640
Speaker 5: and he was working on one of the most recent

1041
00:46:01,719 --> 00:46:04,400
Speaker 5: Star Wars movies out of Pinewood Studios and none the

1042
00:46:04,440 --> 00:46:07,680
Speaker 5: big world famous movie studios in London, Pinewood, right, and

1043
00:46:07,760 --> 00:46:09,680
Speaker 5: his mate was a locksmith. I've got no idea what

1044
00:46:09,760 --> 00:46:16,839
Speaker 5: locksmith is doing on Stars. They give me a coat

1045
00:46:16,880 --> 00:46:20,440
Speaker 5: hanger and I'll chase after the buddies. But anyway, being

1046
00:46:20,520 --> 00:46:23,080
Speaker 5: Huggy's friend obviously a bit of a shady character, he

1047
00:46:24,280 --> 00:46:26,879
Speaker 5: borrowed something, took something from the set on the last

1048
00:46:26,960 --> 00:46:29,000
Speaker 5: day we all would well Star Wars.

1049
00:46:29,000 --> 00:46:31,239
Speaker 4: It was like a proper mode model or something.

1050
00:46:31,880 --> 00:46:34,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, and had it away if that would be worth

1051
00:46:34,360 --> 00:46:36,799
Speaker 5: thousands of thousands, you know, those geeks are like something

1052
00:46:36,800 --> 00:46:38,839
Speaker 5: from the actual movie and stuff like that. And it's

1053
00:46:38,880 --> 00:46:41,040
Speaker 5: also from a locksmith on the movie as well. That's

1054
00:46:41,080 --> 00:46:43,640
Speaker 5: the person those comic cons. They've got the biggest cue

1055
00:46:43,760 --> 00:46:47,040
Speaker 5: to sign up. Wait, you were the lost smith. Oh

1056
00:46:47,120 --> 00:46:49,960
Speaker 5: my god, that's sea with the scith. He was locked

1057
00:46:49,960 --> 00:46:52,080
Speaker 5: out and didn't break the window to get in. So

1058
00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,840
Speaker 5: this morning, we want to know things that you've what

1059
00:46:53,840 --> 00:46:55,279
Speaker 5: should we call this borrowed from work?

1060
00:46:55,400 --> 00:46:56,239
Speaker 4: Pinched from work?

1061
00:46:56,280 --> 00:46:58,319
Speaker 5: Pinched from work? Yeah, that's a polite way of doing it.

1062
00:46:58,520 --> 00:47:00,680
Speaker 5: You must have had some stuff away. You want the

1063
00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,560
Speaker 5: toys taking stuff home from here?

1064
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:05,320
Speaker 4: Oh, stationary and stuff, but that doesn't really care. I pinched.

1065
00:47:05,640 --> 00:47:07,400
Speaker 5: I take that as a given. With the salary, it's

1066
00:47:07,680 --> 00:47:08,800
Speaker 5: yourself to any stationary.

1067
00:47:08,880 --> 00:47:11,799
Speaker 4: I saw you in the stationary covered with the show.

1068
00:47:11,960 --> 00:47:13,440
Speaker 5: That's to do with the show, okay.

1069
00:47:13,840 --> 00:47:17,600
Speaker 4: I took from AFL World, which was like AFL World.

1070
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Speaker 5: Was in QV.

1071
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:20,640
Speaker 4: It was a kids experience. You'd go in there and

1072
00:47:20,680 --> 00:47:23,279
Speaker 4: like meet the mascots and kick footies and that sort

1073
00:47:23,320 --> 00:47:25,719
Speaker 4: of thing. I worked there for only two weeks and

1074
00:47:25,800 --> 00:47:29,080
Speaker 4: as I was leaving, I took one of the replica

1075
00:47:29,719 --> 00:47:33,960
Speaker 4: mascot heads of the Western Bulldogs. So anytime we had

1076
00:47:34,000 --> 00:47:36,160
Speaker 4: parties around at our house, someone would put put on

1077
00:47:36,160 --> 00:47:38,520
Speaker 4: the big bulldog head and walk around the party. And

1078
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Speaker 4: we had that for three or four years before.

1079
00:47:41,440 --> 00:47:44,080
Speaker 5: That's an awesome still an actual mask ahead. How do

1080
00:47:44,120 --> 00:47:45,440
Speaker 5: you walk out with that just on your head to

1081
00:47:45,440 --> 00:47:46,799
Speaker 5: so you've got a gig? We do?

1082
00:47:47,280 --> 00:47:49,200
Speaker 4: We just put in the back of my friend's van.

1083
00:47:50,640 --> 00:47:51,160
Speaker 5: Criminals.

1084
00:47:52,040 --> 00:47:53,920
Speaker 4: It was that tight guy. I told you he got

1085
00:47:53,920 --> 00:47:56,160
Speaker 4: fired for being too lazy because he slapped in the store.

1086
00:47:56,800 --> 00:48:00,080
Speaker 5: Made for you. What a combination those hole in a

1087
00:48:00,120 --> 00:48:04,040
Speaker 5: wall game Patty you Berger vouchers sent to me that

1088
00:48:04,040 --> 00:48:05,239
Speaker 5: time in the crime I did not.

1089
00:48:07,960 --> 00:48:11,279
Speaker 3: They al wait, I will maintain I never took your

1090
00:48:11,400 --> 00:48:14,440
Speaker 3: I opened them because they were in the news pigeonhole,

1091
00:48:14,640 --> 00:48:18,759
Speaker 3: and I gave them back. I have probably taken the

1092
00:48:18,800 --> 00:48:22,400
Speaker 3: equivalent of like a pellet load of reams of paper

1093
00:48:23,080 --> 00:48:24,799
Speaker 3: printing out various.

1094
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Speaker 5: Societies during the show. After the show, there's non stop,

1095
00:48:27,560 --> 00:48:29,480
Speaker 5: all these sort of school projects. That NASA one was

1096
00:48:29,520 --> 00:48:30,000
Speaker 5: the first one.

1097
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Speaker 16: Do you remember the NASA one?

1098
00:48:31,120 --> 00:48:33,960
Speaker 5: And you always didn't like the color tone because you

1099
00:48:34,080 --> 00:48:39,359
Speaker 5: get reprinted the saga are you selling counterfeit much?

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Speaker 1: Christian Conn Show podcast.

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Speaker 5: Christian that's been a locksmith required on the Star Wars

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00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:51,719
Speaker 5: sets ever since the door closed on that stormtrooper's head

1103
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:58,239
Speaker 5: in the original. It's a safety thing. Come on, all right,

1104
00:48:58,280 --> 00:49:00,879
Speaker 5: So what have you nicked from work? That's what we're

1105
00:49:00,880 --> 00:49:04,480
Speaker 5: asking today. No for one for one oh four three, Phil,

1106
00:49:04,520 --> 00:49:05,279
Speaker 5: Good morning.

1107
00:49:05,640 --> 00:49:14,000
Speaker 7: Good morning, Christian, Patsy and and they out of a fella.

1108
00:49:15,440 --> 00:49:18,160
Speaker 5: Is Phil, Phil? What have you stolen from work or

1109
00:49:18,160 --> 00:49:19,120
Speaker 5: borrowed from work?

1110
00:49:19,719 --> 00:49:23,160
Speaker 7: I have got a couple of mad Max crossbow arrows

1111
00:49:23,200 --> 00:49:24,440
Speaker 7: from the first film.

1112
00:49:24,880 --> 00:49:28,800
Speaker 5: That is a great one. So last day of shooting

1113
00:49:28,880 --> 00:49:29,560
Speaker 5: you took them all?

1114
00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:30,640
Speaker 13: No, no, no.

1115
00:49:30,760 --> 00:49:32,759
Speaker 7: I was working at South on a time and they

1116
00:49:32,760 --> 00:49:35,080
Speaker 7: had a display of two of the mad Max cars,

1117
00:49:35,840 --> 00:49:38,839
Speaker 7: and a couple of the teenagers decided they'd like those

1118
00:49:38,920 --> 00:49:42,040
Speaker 7: crossbow arrows that were in the cars on display, so

1119
00:49:42,120 --> 00:49:46,280
Speaker 7: they sort of stuck him in their skyrockets. And we're

1120
00:49:46,320 --> 00:49:49,920
Speaker 7: just being security, just sort of seeing them do it.

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00:49:50,000 --> 00:49:51,680
Speaker 7: So we walked up to him and took them back

1122
00:49:51,680 --> 00:49:53,800
Speaker 7: off them, and we put them in their pockets and

1123
00:49:53,840 --> 00:49:54,760
Speaker 7: took them home instead.

1124
00:49:54,800 --> 00:50:00,759
Speaker 5: What a what a great way criminals, bar and the

1125
00:50:00,800 --> 00:50:04,400
Speaker 5: hard work. The laziest crime ever.

1126
00:50:06,600 --> 00:50:08,200
Speaker 13: At the crime of convenience.

1127
00:50:08,320 --> 00:50:12,839
Speaker 5: Yes, it sounds like a great TV show crime convenience.

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00:50:13,120 --> 00:50:15,200
Speaker 5: That is a brilliant one film. And he's still got

1129
00:50:15,239 --> 00:50:15,640
Speaker 5: them now.

1130
00:50:16,120 --> 00:50:18,200
Speaker 13: Oh yes, they're locked up in a little box and

1131
00:50:18,239 --> 00:50:18,800
Speaker 13: the ship.

1132
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:25,000
Speaker 5: By pride and joy of course. All right, Phil, thank

1133
00:50:25,040 --> 00:50:26,640
Speaker 5: you very much. You cool. We'll send your price. Have

1134
00:50:26,680 --> 00:50:29,399
Speaker 5: a good day, no worries. Thank you, bye, Mark, good

1135
00:50:29,400 --> 00:50:31,320
Speaker 5: morning morning.

1136
00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,840
Speaker 15: In the nineties, I used to work in a nightclub

1137
00:50:34,960 --> 00:50:41,560
Speaker 15: known as the Kitchen in Dublin Island. One night came

1138
00:50:41,640 --> 00:50:45,279
Speaker 15: down with you, I think it was Billy Corgan from

1139
00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:49,160
Speaker 15: the fashion Pumpkins Cool and get a lovely slay jacket on.

1140
00:50:50,280 --> 00:50:51,960
Speaker 15: And he would often just hand those over the bar

1141
00:50:52,040 --> 00:50:53,880
Speaker 15: and say take care of this. I'll grab it from

1142
00:50:53,920 --> 00:50:57,920
Speaker 15: your later. And of course it didn't, so I started.

1143
00:50:58,840 --> 00:51:01,920
Speaker 5: Why wouldn't you lovely? That's a nice sway jacket.

1144
00:51:01,960 --> 00:51:04,000
Speaker 13: I'll have that more exactly.

1145
00:51:04,480 --> 00:51:06,919
Speaker 15: I tried it on a ship. I look really good

1146
00:51:06,960 --> 00:51:09,239
Speaker 15: in it.

1147
00:51:09,320 --> 00:51:15,839
Speaker 5: Oh way better, Mark, Thank you very much, you call

1148
00:51:15,960 --> 00:51:19,600
Speaker 5: take care of mate. Absolutely no need.

1149
00:51:19,680 --> 00:51:21,000
Speaker 4: That last week's respectful.

1150
00:51:21,760 --> 00:51:23,960
Speaker 5: It's one thing to steal in another man's rock and

1151
00:51:24,040 --> 00:51:29,440
Speaker 5: roll sway jacket. That is, there's a line sometimes, dear listener,

1152
00:51:30,200 --> 00:51:36,359
Speaker 5: is back out. This should restore everything? Is it really who?

1153
00:51:36,360 --> 00:51:39,359
Speaker 5: It looks like it's been too long, hasn't it? Our

1154
00:51:39,400 --> 00:51:42,640
Speaker 5: good friend Brett who was in Neighbors as Kim Timmins's

1155
00:51:42,960 --> 00:51:45,360
Speaker 5: whenever you call the show, it's always a good story. Brett,

1156
00:51:45,360 --> 00:51:48,919
Speaker 5: good morning, good morning everyone? Hell are we We're good?

1157
00:51:49,000 --> 00:51:51,080
Speaker 5: All the better from hearing from you, Brett. So was

1158
00:51:51,160 --> 00:51:53,640
Speaker 5: this something you stole from the neighbours set?

1159
00:51:55,239 --> 00:51:57,520
Speaker 9: No, that wasn't something I start from the neighbor said Orough.

1160
00:51:57,560 --> 00:51:59,799
Speaker 9: I did play a shifty character on that, as you know. Yeah,

1161
00:51:59,840 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 9: but no, this is my story is in the late seventies,

1162
00:52:03,280 --> 00:52:05,440
Speaker 9: I used to work for the brewery and I used

1163
00:52:05,440 --> 00:52:07,640
Speaker 9: to look booze off all the time as a driver.

1164
00:52:08,120 --> 00:52:10,359
Speaker 9: And the idea was that if you broke I used

1165
00:52:10,360 --> 00:52:13,400
Speaker 9: to work, I used to deliver a dozen bottles of

1166
00:52:13,400 --> 00:52:15,680
Speaker 9: beers and there were sixty four boxes to a palette.

1167
00:52:15,920 --> 00:52:17,880
Speaker 9: But if you broke a few bottles when delivering or

1168
00:52:17,920 --> 00:52:19,800
Speaker 9: something like that, you had to take back the bottles

1169
00:52:19,840 --> 00:52:22,640
Speaker 9: that were left and the tops. So when you took

1170
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,479
Speaker 9: the tops back, you know the three or four tops

1171
00:52:24,520 --> 00:52:27,279
Speaker 9: that you had. Those three or four tops were just

1172
00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:29,000
Speaker 9: sitting in my astray and I'd put those in the

1173
00:52:29,000 --> 00:52:30,920
Speaker 9: box and keep the four bottles out of the twelve

1174
00:52:31,360 --> 00:52:34,120
Speaker 9: and put those into a Gladston bag. And the Gladstone

1175
00:52:34,120 --> 00:52:36,759
Speaker 9: bag held exactly one dozen bottles of beer. And the

1176
00:52:36,800 --> 00:52:39,040
Speaker 9: amazing thing is you'd sneak that out once you'd finished

1177
00:52:39,040 --> 00:52:41,239
Speaker 9: for the afternoon or the night, and you go past

1178
00:52:41,280 --> 00:52:43,719
Speaker 9: the security gad he's an extruck driver, so he knows

1179
00:52:43,760 --> 00:52:44,200
Speaker 9: what's in the.

1180
00:52:44,160 --> 00:52:48,440
Speaker 5: Bag, describing how you stole the vango or somewhere.

1181
00:52:48,520 --> 00:52:51,240
Speaker 4: This is like more descriptive than Ocean's eleven.

1182
00:52:51,960 --> 00:52:57,479
Speaker 5: And that was that Gladston bag.

1183
00:52:58,880 --> 00:53:01,200
Speaker 9: And the thing was when you bought past, because the

1184
00:53:01,239 --> 00:53:03,160
Speaker 9: bank was quite heavy with a dozen bottles, so I

1185
00:53:03,239 --> 00:53:04,680
Speaker 9: used to put it up on my shoulder as I'm

1186
00:53:04,719 --> 00:53:06,719
Speaker 9: carrying it out because I know the security guards at

1187
00:53:06,760 --> 00:53:08,840
Speaker 9: the next drive and he knows, so as I do that,

1188
00:53:09,400 --> 00:53:11,319
Speaker 9: you walk past the tram and go off for croying

1189
00:53:11,360 --> 00:53:13,560
Speaker 9: net lamb. But it don't make it obvious, just carry

1190
00:53:13,600 --> 00:53:18,120
Speaker 9: the bag normally, and everybody the heavy driver was doing it.

1191
00:53:18,160 --> 00:53:20,240
Speaker 9: So of course, then I started setting my friend's blues

1192
00:53:20,239 --> 00:53:22,160
Speaker 9: and I started selling it on the side, and oh

1193
00:53:22,239 --> 00:53:25,160
Speaker 9: my lord, I started my own little entrepreneurial.

1194
00:53:24,719 --> 00:53:27,840
Speaker 5: Business started like a pyramid scheme. It feels like this

1195
00:53:27,920 --> 00:53:34,520
Speaker 5: old story needs his own ten podcast series, Episode one,

1196
00:53:34,640 --> 00:53:38,879
Speaker 5: Just buying that Gladstowe bag. I'm going to get what today?

1197
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:44,960
Speaker 5: All right? It's always a enjoys a joy talking to

1198
00:53:44,960 --> 00:53:47,160
Speaker 5: you called the show anytime. We love hearing from you.

1199
00:53:47,360 --> 00:53:50,560
Speaker 5: I hope you well, take care, Thanks, have a great Dame,

1200
00:53:51,520 --> 00:53:52,439
Speaker 5: Gladstone Bag.

1201
00:53:53,040 --> 00:53:55,239
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show Podcast.

1202
00:53:56,520 --> 00:53:59,120
Speaker 5: We had a good old stretch the mate Reds game

1203
00:53:59,200 --> 00:54:02,120
Speaker 5: for time until he finished stretching. No better time to

1204
00:54:02,160 --> 00:54:04,959
Speaker 5: do your pilates workout, Jack. Then as the song is ending,

1205
00:54:05,000 --> 00:54:06,680
Speaker 5: We've just had the news a song.

1206
00:54:07,000 --> 00:54:09,160
Speaker 4: I'm limbering up and I'm ready to go out there.

1207
00:54:09,160 --> 00:54:15,960
Speaker 5: There's stretching this our Thoracic region stretch fans, AnyWho you

1208
00:54:16,080 --> 00:54:16,600
Speaker 5: heard it yet?

1209
00:54:17,160 --> 00:54:17,440
Speaker 4: What's that?

1210
00:54:17,680 --> 00:54:19,240
Speaker 5: Adell's new album just dropped.

1211
00:54:19,600 --> 00:54:21,600
Speaker 4: Oh I haven't. I'm looking forward to it. I've heard

1212
00:54:21,640 --> 00:54:23,080
Speaker 4: the first single off and I love it.

1213
00:54:23,000 --> 00:54:25,319
Speaker 5: It sounds like we're reenacting an advert. I've heard the

1214
00:54:25,320 --> 00:54:28,200
Speaker 5: first I love it. Just say yes or no? That happened.

1215
00:54:28,239 --> 00:54:29,160
Speaker 4: I haven't heard the whole thing.

1216
00:54:29,440 --> 00:54:32,759
Speaker 5: It's the new one from Adel. It's called thirty. She's

1217
00:54:32,800 --> 00:54:35,000
Speaker 5: thirty and she's been doing this over the last couple

1218
00:54:35,040 --> 00:54:38,480
Speaker 5: of albums, The Brilliant, Brilliant Talent Adell nineteen twenty one,

1219
00:54:38,520 --> 00:54:40,480
Speaker 5: twenty five to do all the time waste. So then

1220
00:54:40,560 --> 00:54:41,960
Speaker 5: let's try and predict what the songs are going to

1221
00:54:42,000 --> 00:54:44,760
Speaker 5: be when she hits the big one. Forty make a song?

1222
00:54:45,000 --> 00:54:48,120
Speaker 5: Middle Aged? How are yours this morning? Joe?

1223
00:54:48,120 --> 00:54:48,560
Speaker 4: I'm happy?

1224
00:54:48,640 --> 00:54:49,880
Speaker 5: Okay? What do you about that? Stretch?

1225
00:54:50,120 --> 00:54:50,560
Speaker 4: Limited up?

1226
00:54:50,600 --> 00:54:56,680
Speaker 5: Ah? All the shingles, ladies, gold Baby's got back problems?

1227
00:54:56,719 --> 00:55:00,760
Speaker 5: Oh bloody? Else the l five civil plants. That's stretcher,

1228
00:55:02,680 --> 00:55:06,440
Speaker 5: Liel Richie's middle Hello is it these keys? You're looking for?

1229
00:55:08,360 --> 00:55:08,680
Speaker 4: Gold?

1230
00:55:11,040 --> 00:55:14,200
Speaker 5: Love? That song? Life is a highway. Oh, life is

1231
00:55:14,200 --> 00:55:16,480
Speaker 5: a highway. But I'm going to take regular rest breaks.

1232
00:55:17,400 --> 00:55:18,040
Speaker 4: Bronze.

1233
00:55:19,600 --> 00:55:23,520
Speaker 5: Anny Kravitz is knocking on a bit. Yeah, yeah, it

1234
00:55:23,560 --> 00:55:24,680
Speaker 5: ain't over till it's so far.

1235
00:55:24,840 --> 00:55:24,960
Speaker 8: Oh.

1236
00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:28,560
Speaker 5: Then he's having a little stuff napping from I think

1237
00:55:28,560 --> 00:55:30,799
Speaker 5: it's always good to end on two bronzes leaves something,

1238
00:55:30,800 --> 00:55:32,640
Speaker 5: at least it open for the listeners. Don't want to

1239
00:55:32,640 --> 00:55:34,879
Speaker 5: go in too hard, too late? Jack? What have you got?

1240
00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:39,200
Speaker 4: Middle aged songs? Ricky Mann's getting on, isn't he?

1241
00:55:39,280 --> 00:55:41,759
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's I've heard the new one, but I love

1242
00:55:41,800 --> 00:55:42,520
Speaker 5: the single.

1243
00:55:42,520 --> 00:55:44,239
Speaker 4: He's limping Levine and Loka.

1244
00:55:49,040 --> 00:55:54,400
Speaker 5: You get limped? Do you win your middle what's with

1245
00:55:54,480 --> 00:55:57,160
Speaker 5: the middle age? Oh yeah, yeah, they're only here forty.

1246
00:55:57,200 --> 00:55:59,279
Speaker 5: Adele will find this out. You've got to see a

1247
00:55:59,280 --> 00:56:02,120
Speaker 5: lie should be limp on that stage. Bad knees, Yeah yeah, Bronze,

1248
00:56:02,280 --> 00:56:03,600
Speaker 5: go the other ones you gave.

1249
00:56:03,480 --> 00:56:05,160
Speaker 4: Me, Billy Mum jeans.

1250
00:56:06,560 --> 00:56:07,560
Speaker 5: That's good. Silver.

1251
00:56:09,120 --> 00:56:12,600
Speaker 4: I've got a bit of classical music for you. Remember

1252
00:56:12,719 --> 00:56:18,760
Speaker 4: Johann packa bell famous for paca bells, can packa bells cannon. Yeah,

1253
00:56:18,840 --> 00:56:20,440
Speaker 4: if you wrote it in twenty twenty one, it'd be

1254
00:56:20,440 --> 00:56:23,200
Speaker 4: packa Bell's Karen, this.

1255
00:56:23,120 --> 00:56:27,719
Speaker 5: Is awful good. No, if you're going to explain it

1256
00:56:27,920 --> 00:56:34,520
Speaker 5: and then deliver it, Bronze Janey's got a gut. That's

1257
00:56:34,560 --> 00:56:36,440
Speaker 5: more like keep it on me?

1258
00:56:36,600 --> 00:56:40,400
Speaker 1: Is Jack The Christian O'Connell show podcast, Jackie By, Are

1259
00:56:40,360 --> 00:56:41,120
Speaker 1: you ready to mark?

1260
00:56:41,280 --> 00:56:43,520
Speaker 4: Yeah?

1261
00:56:44,040 --> 00:56:48,040
Speaker 5: All right, let's do it. Middle aged souls, boom boomers, shake.

1262
00:56:47,880 --> 00:56:50,520
Speaker 4: The room, Silver Plus.

1263
00:56:51,200 --> 00:56:54,439
Speaker 5: That's on Libby Baby replace my hit one more Time.

1264
00:56:54,520 --> 00:56:59,800
Speaker 5: That's from Vaughn Silver Gangham style is now Grandma Stole

1265
00:57:00,480 --> 00:57:13,719
Speaker 5: Craig Guys, Hello, Grandpapa, don't Preach, Bronze, I of the

1266
00:57:13,800 --> 00:57:18,520
Speaker 5: Actually have you seen my glasses? Silver Shuffle to Paradise?

1267
00:57:19,200 --> 00:57:22,200
Speaker 5: Help me running, Civil Plus, old man in the mirror, Oh, Peter,

1268
00:57:22,280 --> 00:57:23,680
Speaker 5: that's lash, Make take it easy.

1269
00:57:23,480 --> 00:57:25,240
Speaker 4: Come on, Civil Plus.

1270
00:57:25,960 --> 00:57:31,880
Speaker 5: I would always love Snooze Bronze menopause at work, Gold

1271
00:57:34,240 --> 00:57:37,360
Speaker 5: Marty's got I see your baby botoxing that ass.

1272
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:39,360
Speaker 4: You bowtogs the bus.

1273
00:57:39,400 --> 00:57:41,120
Speaker 5: Say to people. People don't do that today.

1274
00:57:42,120 --> 00:57:46,800
Speaker 4: I guess a wrinkle free behind is what everybody wants.

1275
00:57:49,880 --> 00:57:56,760
Speaker 4: Silver Billy Joel pain all Man, Gold plus one of

1276
00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:58,040
Speaker 4: Mark very smart.

1277
00:57:58,320 --> 00:58:03,520
Speaker 5: That's good, isn't it? November Payne Bronze, Charles sweet child

1278
00:58:04,520 --> 00:58:08,080
Speaker 5: of mine? Can you help me up? Bronze, Sorry, Jarl,

1279
00:58:08,120 --> 00:58:12,000
Speaker 5: I think I screwed up that one. Bahemian Napsody, Silva

1280
00:58:12,560 --> 00:58:15,720
Speaker 5: stuck in the mortgage with you. Gold, Nice day for

1281
00:58:15,760 --> 00:58:16,400
Speaker 5: a third wedding.

1282
00:58:17,080 --> 00:58:19,320
Speaker 4: Gold Mark.

1283
00:58:19,400 --> 00:58:24,400
Speaker 5: That's very good. Don't wait me up before you go go, Silva.

1284
00:58:25,080 --> 00:58:28,160
Speaker 5: I heard it through the hearing Aid Gold He's a

1285
00:58:28,400 --> 00:58:31,600
Speaker 5: really really smart today. Well done everybody, Jackie boy. Who's

1286
00:58:31,640 --> 00:58:34,959
Speaker 5: winning Mark can have it for pain Omen Yeah that's great,

1287
00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,600
Speaker 5: Well I'm Mark him parked our you other winner this morning.

1288
00:58:38,000 --> 00:58:40,200
Speaker 1: Christian connell's show podcast.

1289
00:58:40,720 --> 00:58:43,000
Speaker 5: Thank you very mich all the brilliant time waste today,

1290
00:58:43,080 --> 00:58:47,000
Speaker 5: very very funny. We will definitely get doctor Justin Colson

1291
00:58:47,080 --> 00:58:49,280
Speaker 5: back on the show TV show. A lot of you

1292
00:58:49,320 --> 00:58:51,200
Speaker 5: are emailing go and I didn't catch it. I was

1293
00:58:51,280 --> 00:58:54,000
Speaker 5: had the kids in the car parental guidance. It has

1294
00:58:54,080 --> 00:58:56,400
Speaker 5: just finished, but it doesn't matter. You can watch it

1295
00:58:56,440 --> 00:58:58,680
Speaker 5: on nine now if your mum and dad can't recommend

1296
00:58:58,760 --> 00:59:01,880
Speaker 5: enough genuinely, really my show loads of stuff you to

1297
00:59:01,920 --> 00:59:07,200
Speaker 5: take away in that as well tomorrow's show, Friday, tomorrow's show.

1298
00:59:07,240 --> 00:59:11,360
Speaker 5: Today we'll be doing knockoff Friday tomorrow and early part

1299
00:59:11,360 --> 00:59:13,560
Speaker 5: of today's show whilst you were asleep, we were hearing

1300
00:59:13,600 --> 00:59:16,240
Speaker 5: a lot of stories people falling into the toilet right

1301
00:59:16,280 --> 00:59:18,520
Speaker 5: and I loved hearing the stories about people falling into

1302
00:59:18,600 --> 00:59:23,360
Speaker 5: the toilet. So tomorrow falling in or falling out, stories

1303
00:59:23,400 --> 00:59:25,480
Speaker 5: about what have you fallen into and what have you

1304
00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,400
Speaker 5: fallen out of? If you want to get in there

1305
00:59:27,440 --> 00:59:30,280
Speaker 5: early to the party, you can email me today Christian

1306
00:59:30,320 --> 00:59:32,400
Speaker 5: at christiano'connell dot com dot au.

1307
00:59:33,320 --> 00:59:36,840
Speaker 2: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast