WEBVTT - MINI: Presley

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to the Christian None Show podcast. Tatsy, How was

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<v Speaker 1>your weekend? What do you get up to?

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<v Speaker 2>Yesterday morning? We got up and the first thing we

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<v Speaker 2>do because presently our big dog he sleeps outside at night.

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<v Speaker 2>He doesn't like to sleep.

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<v Speaker 1>Because he actually can't fit in the house. He's so big.

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<v Speaker 1>Imagine a giraffe but dog size meat Presley. He is

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<v Speaker 1>like Clifford, the big red dog. He is like Clifford.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first thing we love to let him in

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<v Speaker 2>the morning because you know, there's so.

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<v Speaker 1>Tree for the dog in coming. We love to let

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<v Speaker 1>him in the morning.

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<v Speaker 2>And we have cuddles on the bed. That's our weekend

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<v Speaker 2>treat with him. Only he jumps. So he jumps up

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<v Speaker 2>on the bed, takes a big dive from like our

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<v Speaker 2>bedroom door and like it's like this big animal launching

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<v Speaker 2>at you. But when he got on the bed, we

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<v Speaker 2>could smell smell something that wasn't good. What like fox

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<v Speaker 2>p or no, that doggie what he'd done.

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<v Speaker 1>He was a specific guest. It's horrible.

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<v Speaker 3>There's our German shepherd dog will find that stuff where

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<v Speaker 3>it is and goes berserk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like get down here as well. This is amazing.

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<v Speaker 1>How did he get it so good? It was so tiny?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, he'd rolled in his own business.

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<v Speaker 1>He's big old coat.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it was disgusting on your bed. Well, no, because

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<v Speaker 2>it was on the top of his back and it.

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<v Speaker 4>Was all the way down shadow, all the way down Jack,

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<v Speaker 4>from the back of his neck, all the way down.

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<v Speaker 1>To his tail and remember brown back.

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<v Speaker 2>Chris said, no, I think it's mud. And I said, nah,

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<v Speaker 2>that's not mud.

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<v Speaker 3>That I just didn't want to go out early in

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<v Speaker 3>the morning on the Sunday and clean brown mud.

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<v Speaker 2>Disgusting.

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<v Speaker 1>It's like a face mask.

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<v Speaker 2>Nutrition, don't they The smellier the better. Anyway, So we

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<v Speaker 2>couldn't get him in the car to take him to

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<v Speaker 2>the car wash because it was it was just rank.

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<v Speaker 2>So we had to walk him too the car wash.

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<v Speaker 3>Should I can walk through the car wash in my mind,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure this didn't happen. In my mind, Chris is

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<v Speaker 3>actually with his swimming goggles and a swim hat.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm standing in the car wash. When cars behind those

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<v Speaker 1>big rushes go over present in.

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<v Speaker 2>A snorkel, I should say it's a dog wash. At

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<v Speaker 2>the car wash. We didn't actually put him through the

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<v Speaker 2>car wash.

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<v Speaker 1>But he would struggle to get in that trot.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, well, you know what, he like puts the skids on,

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<v Speaker 2>so he shoves his legs out in front of him.

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<v Speaker 3>I not heard that phrase, but the skids normally that's

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<v Speaker 3>something to do with a mess on your back side.

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<v Speaker 1>He's already put the skids on his back.

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<v Speaker 2>He would not get in the bath, so he just

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<v Speaker 2>like locks his legs and he's about fifty kilos.

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<v Speaker 3>So we have that dog is more than fifty get

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<v Speaker 3>out of.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway. So Chris picks up the front of him and

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<v Speaker 2>I get the back of him. It takes two of

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<v Speaker 2>us to lift him and put him in the Do

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<v Speaker 2>you know what?

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<v Speaker 1>You should let people know that ers were going to

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<v Speaker 1>be doing this. People could have come to watch, like

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<v Speaker 1>a ww email.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was funny because there was a family next

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<v Speaker 2>to us and they had this cute little teacup poodle

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<v Speaker 2>thing whatever they're called, this tiny, tiny little dot. Seriously,

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<v Speaker 2>they could have bathed it in their sink, in their

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<v Speaker 2>kitchen sink, and they're like looking at us, and we

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<v Speaker 2>were kind of a bit embarrassed because we've got this

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<v Speaker 2>big horse that wouldn't sit still while we're trying to

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<v Speaker 2>hose all these droppings off his back.

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<v Speaker 1>It was nice, and so were you.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to go in too much, Detai, but

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<v Speaker 3>I have to ask now, so were you dislodging some

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<v Speaker 3>of the muck that was on his back?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, yeah, but it took about You know how you

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<v Speaker 2>put your money and you get the special car park coins. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the car park money took about thirty or forty of.

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<v Speaker 1>Them, those magic tokens.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I brought something in today from my weekend Ruby and

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<v Speaker 3>I my oldest daughter. I brought this about sort of

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<v Speaker 3>seven weeks ago. It's a jigsaw, right, it's a thousand

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<v Speaker 3>piece chicksaw. And I saw this thought this is beautiful.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not one, it's not two. It's three unicorns, and

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<v Speaker 3>it's called Unicorn Paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>It looks beautiful, it's lovely.

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<v Speaker 3>It's three unicorns. One of them is up on his

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<v Speaker 3>real eggs like he's having a great time.

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<v Speaker 1>It's been a unicorn. There's a couple of birds in.

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<v Speaker 3>A tree, and there is a citadel in the distance,

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<v Speaker 3>and there's water falls as well. So I thought this

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<v Speaker 3>would be a nice thing to do. We quit, we

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<v Speaker 3>cannot do it. We've done the board as that took

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<v Speaker 3>three hours. This is the toughest jigs in the world.

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<v Speaker 5>Direct that's how long they take.

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<v Speaker 3>No, don't you think you've done lots of jigsaws right,

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<v Speaker 3>don't you think.

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<v Speaker 1>That that is a very hard one.

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<v Speaker 5>That would be tough. But you've got a patience is

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<v Speaker 5>the key.

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<v Speaker 1>I tried looking for that. There's a thousand pieces.

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<v Speaker 5>Yes, you gotta it will take you weeks to do that.

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<v Speaker 5>You got to it on the kitchen table. We do

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<v Speaker 5>it over with a series of what's.

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<v Speaker 1>Been on that kitchen table? Four weeks and I'm done

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<v Speaker 1>with it? So can you do it?

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<v Speaker 4>Now?

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<v Speaker 1>You love a challenge? Can you do that? Can you

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<v Speaker 1>could get that done by Thursday?

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<v Speaker 5>Not by Thursday?

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<v Speaker 1>No, how long would that take?

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<v Speaker 5>It would take? Honestly, we do them over a long time, Like, no,

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<v Speaker 5>I haven't got that. You leave it there for a

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<v Speaker 5>month and you yeah, you chip away in a leg

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<v Speaker 5>bit by bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Whoa chip away? My friend? You can have unicorn paradise.

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<v Speaker 1>I want to out the house.

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