Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian None Show podcast. Tatsy, How was
Speaker 1: your weekend? What do you get up to?
Speaker 2: Yesterday morning? We got up and the first thing we
Speaker 2: do because presently our big dog he sleeps outside at night.
Speaker 2: He doesn't like to sleep.
Speaker 1: Because he actually can't fit in the house. He's so big.
Speaker 1: Imagine a giraffe but dog size meat Presley. He is
Speaker 1: like Clifford, the big red dog. He is like Clifford.
Speaker 2: So the first thing we love to let him in
Speaker 2: the morning because you know, there's so.
Speaker 1: Tree for the dog in coming. We love to let
Speaker 1: him in the morning.
Speaker 2: And we have cuddles on the bed. That's our weekend
Speaker 2: treat with him. Only he jumps. So he jumps up
Speaker 2: on the bed, takes a big dive from like our
Speaker 2: bedroom door and like it's like this big animal launching
Speaker 2: at you. But when he got on the bed, we
Speaker 2: could smell smell something that wasn't good. What like fox
Speaker 2: p or no, that doggie what he'd done.
Speaker 1: He was a specific guest. It's horrible.
Speaker 3: There's our German shepherd dog will find that stuff where
Speaker 3: it is and goes berserk.
Speaker 1: It's like get down here as well. This is amazing.
Speaker 1: How did he get it so good? It was so tiny?
Speaker 2: Well, he'd rolled in his own business.
Speaker 1: He's big old coat.
Speaker 2: Oh it was disgusting on your bed. Well, no, because
Speaker 2: it was on the top of his back and it.
Speaker 4: Was all the way down shadow, all the way down Jack,
Speaker 4: from the back of his neck, all the way down.
Speaker 1: To his tail and remember brown back.
Speaker 2: Chris said, no, I think it's mud. And I said, nah,
Speaker 2: that's not mud.
Speaker 3: That I just didn't want to go out early in
Speaker 3: the morning on the Sunday and clean brown mud.
Speaker 2: Disgusting.
Speaker 1: It's like a face mask.
Speaker 2: Nutrition, don't they The smellier the better. Anyway, So we
Speaker 2: couldn't get him in the car to take him to
Speaker 2: the car wash because it was it was just rank.
Speaker 2: So we had to walk him too the car wash.
Speaker 3: Should I can walk through the car wash in my mind,
Speaker 3: I'm sure this didn't happen. In my mind, Chris is
Speaker 3: actually with his swimming goggles and a swim hat.
Speaker 1: I'm standing in the car wash. When cars behind those
Speaker 1: big rushes go over present in.
Speaker 2: A snorkel, I should say it's a dog wash. At
Speaker 2: the car wash. We didn't actually put him through the
Speaker 2: car wash.
Speaker 1: But he would struggle to get in that trot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know what, he like puts the skids on,
Speaker 2: so he shoves his legs out in front of him.
Speaker 3: I not heard that phrase, but the skids normally that's
Speaker 3: something to do with a mess on your back side.
Speaker 1: He's already put the skids on his back.
Speaker 2: He would not get in the bath, so he just
Speaker 2: like locks his legs and he's about fifty kilos.
Speaker 3: So we have that dog is more than fifty get
Speaker 3: out of.
Speaker 2: Anyway. So Chris picks up the front of him and
Speaker 2: I get the back of him. It takes two of
Speaker 2: us to lift him and put him in the Do
Speaker 2: you know what?
Speaker 1: You should let people know that ers were going to
Speaker 1: be doing this. People could have come to watch, like
Speaker 1: a ww email.
Speaker 2: And it was funny because there was a family next
Speaker 2: to us and they had this cute little teacup poodle
Speaker 2: thing whatever they're called, this tiny, tiny little dot. Seriously,
Speaker 2: they could have bathed it in their sink, in their
Speaker 2: kitchen sink, and they're like looking at us, and we
Speaker 2: were kind of a bit embarrassed because we've got this
Speaker 2: big horse that wouldn't sit still while we're trying to
Speaker 2: hose all these droppings off his back.
Speaker 1: It was nice, and so were you.
Speaker 3: I don't want to go in too much, Detai, but
Speaker 3: I have to ask now, so were you dislodging some
Speaker 3: of the muck that was on his back?
Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but it took about You know how you
Speaker 2: put your money and you get the special car park coins. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the car park money took about thirty or forty of.
Speaker 1: Them, those magic tokens.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 3: I brought something in today from my weekend Ruby and
Speaker 3: I my oldest daughter. I brought this about sort of
Speaker 3: seven weeks ago. It's a jigsaw, right, it's a thousand
Speaker 3: piece chicksaw. And I saw this thought this is beautiful.
Speaker 3: It's not one, it's not two. It's three unicorns, and
Speaker 3: it's called Unicorn Paradise.
Speaker 1: It looks beautiful, it's lovely.
Speaker 3: It's three unicorns. One of them is up on his
Speaker 3: real eggs like he's having a great time.
Speaker 1: It's been a unicorn. There's a couple of birds in.
Speaker 3: A tree, and there is a citadel in the distance,
Speaker 3: and there's water falls as well. So I thought this
Speaker 3: would be a nice thing to do. We quit, we
Speaker 3: cannot do it. We've done the board as that took
Speaker 3: three hours. This is the toughest jigs in the world.
Speaker 5: Direct that's how long they take.
Speaker 3: No, don't you think you've done lots of jigsaws right,
Speaker 3: don't you think.
Speaker 1: That that is a very hard one.
Speaker 5: That would be tough. But you've got a patience is
Speaker 5: the key.
Speaker 1: I tried looking for that. There's a thousand pieces.
Speaker 5: Yes, you gotta it will take you weeks to do that.
Speaker 5: You got to it on the kitchen table. We do
Speaker 5: it over with a series of what's.
Speaker 1: Been on that kitchen table? Four weeks and I'm done
Speaker 1: with it? So can you do it?
Speaker 4: Now?
Speaker 1: You love a challenge? Can you do that? Can you
Speaker 1: could get that done by Thursday?
Speaker 5: Not by Thursday?
Speaker 1: No, how long would that take?
Speaker 5: It would take? Honestly, we do them over a long time, Like, no,
Speaker 5: I haven't got that. You leave it there for a
Speaker 5: month and you yeah, you chip away in a leg
Speaker 5: bit by bit.
Speaker 1: Whoa chip away? My friend? You can have unicorn paradise.
Speaker 1: I want to out the house.
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