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Speaker 1: Welcome to the Christian None Show podcast. Tatsy, How was

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Speaker 1: your weekend? What do you get up to?

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Speaker 2: Yesterday morning? We got up and the first thing we

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Speaker 2: do because presently our big dog he sleeps outside at night.

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Speaker 2: He doesn't like to sleep.

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Speaker 1: Because he actually can't fit in the house. He's so big.

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Speaker 1: Imagine a giraffe but dog size meat Presley. He is

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Speaker 1: like Clifford, the big red dog. He is like Clifford.

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Speaker 2: So the first thing we love to let him in

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Speaker 2: the morning because you know, there's so.

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Speaker 1: Tree for the dog in coming. We love to let

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Speaker 1: him in the morning.

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Speaker 2: And we have cuddles on the bed. That's our weekend

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Speaker 2: treat with him. Only he jumps. So he jumps up

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Speaker 2: on the bed, takes a big dive from like our

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Speaker 2: bedroom door and like it's like this big animal launching

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Speaker 2: at you. But when he got on the bed, we

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Speaker 2: could smell smell something that wasn't good. What like fox

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Speaker 2: p or no, that doggie what he'd done.

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Speaker 1: He was a specific guest. It's horrible.

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Speaker 3: There's our German shepherd dog will find that stuff where

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Speaker 3: it is and goes berserk.

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Speaker 1: It's like get down here as well. This is amazing.

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Speaker 1: How did he get it so good? It was so tiny?

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Speaker 2: Well, he'd rolled in his own business.

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Speaker 1: He's big old coat.

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Speaker 2: Oh it was disgusting on your bed. Well, no, because

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Speaker 2: it was on the top of his back and it.

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Speaker 4: Was all the way down shadow, all the way down Jack,

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Speaker 4: from the back of his neck, all the way down.

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Speaker 1: To his tail and remember brown back.

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Speaker 2: Chris said, no, I think it's mud. And I said, nah,

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Speaker 2: that's not mud.

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Speaker 3: That I just didn't want to go out early in

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Speaker 3: the morning on the Sunday and clean brown mud.

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Speaker 2: Disgusting.

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Speaker 1: It's like a face mask.

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Speaker 2: Nutrition, don't they The smellier the better. Anyway, So we

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Speaker 2: couldn't get him in the car to take him to

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Speaker 2: the car wash because it was it was just rank.

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Speaker 2: So we had to walk him too the car wash.

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Speaker 3: Should I can walk through the car wash in my mind,

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Speaker 3: I'm sure this didn't happen. In my mind, Chris is

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Speaker 3: actually with his swimming goggles and a swim hat.

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Speaker 1: I'm standing in the car wash. When cars behind those

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Speaker 1: big rushes go over present in.

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Speaker 2: A snorkel, I should say it's a dog wash. At

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Speaker 2: the car wash. We didn't actually put him through the

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Speaker 2: car wash.

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Speaker 1: But he would struggle to get in that trot.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well, you know what, he like puts the skids on,

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Speaker 2: so he shoves his legs out in front of him.

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Speaker 3: I not heard that phrase, but the skids normally that's

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Speaker 3: something to do with a mess on your back side.

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Speaker 1: He's already put the skids on his back.

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Speaker 2: He would not get in the bath, so he just

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Speaker 2: like locks his legs and he's about fifty kilos.

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Speaker 3: So we have that dog is more than fifty get

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Speaker 3: out of.

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Speaker 2: Anyway. So Chris picks up the front of him and

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Speaker 2: I get the back of him. It takes two of

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Speaker 2: us to lift him and put him in the Do

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Speaker 2: you know what?

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Speaker 1: You should let people know that ers were going to

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Speaker 1: be doing this. People could have come to watch, like

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Speaker 1: a ww email.

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Speaker 2: And it was funny because there was a family next

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Speaker 2: to us and they had this cute little teacup poodle

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Speaker 2: thing whatever they're called, this tiny, tiny little dot. Seriously,

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Speaker 2: they could have bathed it in their sink, in their

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Speaker 2: kitchen sink, and they're like looking at us, and we

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Speaker 2: were kind of a bit embarrassed because we've got this

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Speaker 2: big horse that wouldn't sit still while we're trying to

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Speaker 2: hose all these droppings off his back.

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Speaker 1: It was nice, and so were you.

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Speaker 3: I don't want to go in too much, Detai, but

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Speaker 3: I have to ask now, so were you dislodging some

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Speaker 3: of the muck that was on his back?

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Speaker 2: Yes, yeah, but it took about You know how you

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Speaker 2: put your money and you get the special car park coins. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: the car park money took about thirty or forty of.

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Speaker 1: Them, those magic tokens.

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Speaker 2: Yes.

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Speaker 3: I brought something in today from my weekend Ruby and

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Speaker 3: I my oldest daughter. I brought this about sort of

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Speaker 3: seven weeks ago. It's a jigsaw, right, it's a thousand

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Speaker 3: piece chicksaw. And I saw this thought this is beautiful.

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Speaker 3: It's not one, it's not two. It's three unicorns, and

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Speaker 3: it's called Unicorn Paradise.

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Speaker 1: It looks beautiful, it's lovely.

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Speaker 3: It's three unicorns. One of them is up on his

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Speaker 3: real eggs like he's having a great time.

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Speaker 1: It's been a unicorn. There's a couple of birds in.

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Speaker 3: A tree, and there is a citadel in the distance,

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Speaker 3: and there's water falls as well. So I thought this

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Speaker 3: would be a nice thing to do. We quit, we

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Speaker 3: cannot do it. We've done the board as that took

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Speaker 3: three hours. This is the toughest jigs in the world.

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Speaker 5: Direct that's how long they take.

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Speaker 3: No, don't you think you've done lots of jigsaws right,

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Speaker 3: don't you think.

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Speaker 1: That that is a very hard one.

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Speaker 5: That would be tough. But you've got a patience is

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Speaker 5: the key.

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Speaker 1: I tried looking for that. There's a thousand pieces.

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Speaker 5: Yes, you gotta it will take you weeks to do that.

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Speaker 5: You got to it on the kitchen table. We do

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Speaker 5: it over with a series of what's.

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Speaker 1: Been on that kitchen table? Four weeks and I'm done

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Speaker 1: with it? So can you do it?

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Speaker 4: Now?

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Speaker 1: You love a challenge? Can you do that? Can you

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Speaker 1: could get that done by Thursday?

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Speaker 5: Not by Thursday?

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Speaker 1: No, how long would that take?

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Speaker 5: It would take? Honestly, we do them over a long time, Like, no,

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Speaker 5: I haven't got that. You leave it there for a

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Speaker 5: month and you yeah, you chip away in a leg

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Speaker 5: bit by bit.

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Speaker 1: Whoa chip away? My friend? You can have unicorn paradise.

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Speaker 1: I want to out the house.

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