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Speaker 1: All right, here's the situation. I get everyone hair again.

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Speaker 1: So I want fish and chips tonight. We're currently so

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Speaker 1: this fish and chip store that I want to go

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Speaker 1: to around the corner from the MCG Big Final tonight.

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Speaker 2: Now, Will why we're putting this on the podcast.

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Speaker 3: I think it's a really good chat.

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Speaker 1: Now, will you think it's a bad idea for me

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Speaker 1: to go into the war zone there? Because it is

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Speaker 1: a war zone. Let's be honest, it's a bloody war zone.

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Speaker 1: Every man and their dog's.

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Speaker 3: Going to be going to the MCG.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Speaker 1: You don't think if I call it, we love hunky

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Speaker 1: Dory on this show, you don't think it's worth it

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Speaker 1: for me to get just get into the war zone,

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Speaker 1: get into the trenches with the football fans.

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Speaker 3: If I call a head in and out a bit

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Speaker 3: of an in and out.

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Speaker 2: Job, it's not an in and out job though, That's

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Speaker 2: what I'm telling you. There's so many bad there's like

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Speaker 2: bags as high as the eye could see when you

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Speaker 2: walk in on the because they because they've got so

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Speaker 2: many deliveries.

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Speaker 3: Are you open? Are you open? Will Well?

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Speaker 1: You're looking away? You're getting distracted by the chips. No,

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Speaker 1: I'm just will are you open to call in honky

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Speaker 1: dory right now? And just saying get our hay gain?

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Speaker 1: What would the wait time?

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Speaker 5: Be?

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Speaker 4: Sure?

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Speaker 3: I can probably, I can do it now.

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Speaker 4: No, I do it now? What's the number?

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Speaker 6: Call?

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Speaker 3: Hang on?

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Speaker 2: Be with me?

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Speaker 4: What do you reckon the what do you reckon?

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Speaker 1: I think they're still going to say ten to fifteen

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Speaker 1: because I'm still optimistic because I really feel like fish

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Speaker 1: and chips tonight.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, No, I get that vibe.

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Speaker 1: I'm optimistic that they're still going to go ten to fifteen.

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Speaker 1: You've called a head.

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Speaker 3: Well done, sir. Oh they probably won't say that, but

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Speaker 3: they might.

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Speaker 1: You know, in their head, they'll go, we'll organized chap

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Speaker 1: your meal will already intend.

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Speaker 3: You haven't called a head because people aren't going to

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Speaker 3: be during the game. They'll be going now and I

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Speaker 3: get that. So that and that's the concern, George. So

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Speaker 3: if I call it seven.

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Speaker 2: Fifteen currently just gone six o'clock, I'm in trouble.

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Speaker 3: I mean the war zone. I'm right in the war zone.

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Speaker 3: I think we need a call now, though, What do

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Speaker 3: you think, George? You can call them, but you'll have

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Speaker 3: to put your order in now.

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Speaker 4: Why not put on. Would you put your order in.

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Speaker 4: We're just going to call them now.

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Speaker 3: Just do it because we're doing fines sticking around and

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Speaker 3: having a drink.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but just can't pick it up it se. Can

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Speaker 1: you set a time and it pick seven thirty. I'm

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Speaker 1: not sticking around here at fifteen George.

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Speaker 4: George, George Bachelor life over there. It's just like, might

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Speaker 2: I thought we're watching the game here, you and I

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Speaker 2: partners being partners, baby is George.

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Speaker 4: I'll be there nine.

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Speaker 3: I've locked away ten minutes for you, George. I remember,

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Speaker 3: remember two drinks with you? That's it now, but I

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Speaker 3: can't order now. I'm just gonna ask him how long

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Speaker 3: do you call him or not?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: What's the waight time? And then I'm going to go.

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Speaker 3: I'll call you back.

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Speaker 4: You're gonna have to tell them getting hold the lane

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Speaker 4: for me? Absolutely jog a block.

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Speaker 1: Thank you man, that rose bad sign as We'll hang

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Speaker 1: up now.

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Speaker 4: I really regret it.

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Speaker 7: Thanks for holding the line.

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Speaker 6: How can I help you?

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Speaker 3: Not a problem?

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Speaker 1: Can I just ask you what would be the wait

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Speaker 1: time if I ordered food?

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Speaker 8: Fifteen minutes?

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Speaker 9: Fifteen to fifteen twenty?

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Speaker 10: Not much?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if you ordered food in twenty five minutes?

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Speaker 2: How long would what would the wait time be?

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Speaker 9: You're going to come and pick it up?

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Speaker 4: Yep.

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Speaker 11: So if you order now and come after fifteen minutes,

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Speaker 3: Perfect, amazing, Okay, so I might. I'll give you a

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Speaker 3: call back later, no problem, Thank you so much much.

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Speaker 4: No, where's my guy?

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Speaker 3: That's that's good to go. That is I'm going to

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Speaker 4: Of audio five. This is going straight in the trash.

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Speaker 4: See go, yeah, so go.

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Speaker 3: I'm having that for dinner. What do you think of it?

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Speaker 4: I call you George. You wanted to get you didn't

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Speaker 4: even make the just wanted to know weight times. We

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Speaker 4: find out your weight time.

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Speaker 3: That's just Actually that's a pretty good segment. Who's got

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Speaker 3: the best court waiting music?

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Speaker 2: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I don't know, George. That was good.

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Speaker 3: That Yeah, that was upbeat. We all banton and we

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Speaker 4: I don't know if we were bouncing now.

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Speaker 2: That bouncing thing is a reference to mine that Jake

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Speaker 2: yesterday he was making his all bounce.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Oh god, a right, should start the show. Yeah, I've

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Speaker 3: got some fish and chips.

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Speaker 4: Order, yes, well after the fines. Oh yeah, we're doing

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Speaker 4: fun he didn't answer my question though.

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Speaker 3: No, he didn't get it.

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Speaker 4: No, he didn't know.

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Speaker 1: He didn't get the question, which is confusing. It was

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Speaker 3: Your question was maths.

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Speaker 2: Question is no twenty five minutes fifteen three pieces of chips?

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Speaker 4: If his brothers two pieces of chips in twenty five

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Speaker 4: minutes time? No, I don't know. It was just the

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Speaker 2: It was just if I call back in twenty if

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Speaker 2: I call back in twenty five minutes.

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Speaker 4: Will the wait time be the same? He can't see

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Speaker 4: into the future the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well that probably would have been a better way

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Speaker 4: Is the way? That's the same question. It's the wait

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Speaker 2: Yeah, because that's what you're going to get stuck with,

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Speaker 2: he has already friends at home, so he's to have

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Speaker 2: to be seven o'clock. You're gonna call him and he's

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Speaker 2: going to make them. The game of the mzg's on

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Speaker 2: in fifty minutes. There's a shipload of people in here game.

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Speaker 3: I'm hearing you.

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Speaker 4: You've got a pregnant partner at home. The chips are

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Speaker 4: going to get cold.

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Speaker 3: She wants fish and chips. She's the one who wants the fishing.

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Speaker 3: And it's going to be.

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Speaker 4: Cold by the time you get home.

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Speaker 2: Can I The mask started because I went to Hunky

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Speaker 2: Dory a few weeks ago when there was a final

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Speaker 2: on and it was bedlam like.

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Speaker 4: It was actually, what's the.

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Speaker 3: Food going to be cold?

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Speaker 4: Because it was there's so many weight bags up there.

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Speaker 3: But I'll be in the restaurant waiting as soon as

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Speaker 3: my bag's ready. Here you go.

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Speaker 4: So no, No, it doesn't have make that at all.

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Speaker 4: The tables are full. Yeah, but patrons everywhere.

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Speaker 2: I'm in the restaurantium, I don't get I'm in. I'm

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Speaker 2: in the computer.

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Speaker 3: Color on the transport home.

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Speaker 4: No, because it's been up there for a while.

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Speaker 3: But I can see it come out.

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Speaker 4: I'll be like, oh, I'm here. You do not understand?

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Speaker 4: Do you not understand me? Many bags? Yeah, they don't

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Speaker 3: But I'll be there before my bag's ready. I'll get

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Speaker 2: But it doesn't have like Woody on, like one of

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Speaker 2: those like bollards that they hold up that they used

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Speaker 4: The women used to walk around and be like bags

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Speaker 4: coming out here.

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Speaker 2: It's on a tiny docket written woody and there's twenty

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Speaker 2: five other bags ahead of you.

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Speaker 4: So they're not going to get your bag and.

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Speaker 3: Go myself doing it tonight. So yeah, go get my bag.

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Speaker 4: Because you're going. I'm telling you, I'm just trying to

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Speaker 3: No.

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Speaker 4: No, but it was busy, it's a popular pace.

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Speaker 1: It's a time I agree with. I think I could

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Speaker 1: be waiting a long time. My bag won't get cald.

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Speaker 1: I will be like white on rice, my friend, I'll

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Speaker 4: I don't think. I don't think.

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Speaker 2: I don't think you've been there. You haven't been there

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Speaker 4: You're not. You're not taking on.

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Speaker 3: There on a Friday night.

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Speaker 4: No, you haven't.

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Speaker 3: I'm going to go down there. I'm going to I

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Speaker 3: know where they put the bags. I'll stand there. I'll

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Speaker 3: stand there looking at the receipts.

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Speaker 2: I'll okay, okay, you can be you can be that person,

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Speaker 2: but that's different.

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Speaker 3: The traffic on the way home that's my only concern.

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Speaker 4: They don't poop pants.

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Speaker 3: Is this the place for you the other day with

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Speaker 3: your fish rap?

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Speaker 12: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: I did that twice and twice and two nights. How'd

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Speaker 4: you go with your bag? There was no one in there?

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Speaker 4: But one time I ate in.

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Speaker 3: One time I got takeaway.

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Speaker 13: He on the takeaway occasion got my fish wrap and

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Speaker 13: delivered it to someone.

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Speaker 3: Else off the thing. That's that's what they do.

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Speaker 2: When there's fifty bags out there and there's fifty people

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Speaker 2: standing there and they're going.

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Speaker 4: Who's is this? That's what happened to me. That's what that's.

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Speaker 3: It might not be busy, it's true.

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Speaker 2: There's a few options, like buddy hope, so given it

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Speaker 2: the last ten minutes, that's been the premise.

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Speaker 4: Of the conversation. Yeah, I had a fish trap. Actually

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Speaker 4: it was delicious. That was the best thing that actually had.

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Speaker 3: From that put it on for like two seconds usually

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Speaker 3: on That's true.

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Speaker 1: It's just like, but remember I'm not ordering for a while.

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Speaker 1: I'm ordering in fifteen twenty minutes, So will get a

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Speaker 1: weird cryptic math question. It will get busier anyway. Time

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Speaker 1: will tell.

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Speaker 3: I'd say we should leave the mout the next that's

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Speaker 3: it for me.

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Speaker 4: I reckon, what do you mean? It's been good?

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Speaker 3: What are you having for dinner?

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Speaker 4: Hey?

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Speaker 3: He's done? Oh nice man? You George Georgian Woody to

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Speaker 1: I say we should have our drinks in here and

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Speaker 3: It's almost time to order. We've been talking for that long?

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Speaker 3: All right? Oh come on, well here, oh Mark, I'm done.

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Speaker 4: I want to go home and see we had things for.

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Speaker 14: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 3: You revealed yesterday.

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Speaker 1: Will the lengths you go to to stalk your ex girlfriend.

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Speaker 3: Now, I know you're going to deny this, but I've

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Speaker 2: It always gets interesting when you have a business account

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Speaker 3: Did you have that?

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Speaker 2: I've done that? Did you really definitely done that?

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Speaker 3: Stalked on a fake account and.

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Speaker 4: Just off the Will and Woo you account?

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Speaker 1: Oh yeah, it makes sense.

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Speaker 3: That makes sense.

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Speaker 1: Money for jam anyway, man, using another account to stalk

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Speaker 4: How do you plead guilty?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: Guilty as charge?

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Speaker 2: Yeah filthy, But I but I'm not feeling all that

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Speaker 4: Okay, lots of people would do it. Oh well, we'll put.

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Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh six five have you ever made a

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Speaker 2: I just used our I just used the will In

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Speaker 1: Okay, But but for people who are listening, have you

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Speaker 3: Or to stalk so much you have to?

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Speaker 4: You have to?

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Speaker 3: Thirteen one oh sixty five is a number?

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Speaker 4: George?

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Speaker 1: Can you find me a whole bunch of burner related times?

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Speaker 4: George?

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Speaker 3: Stop everything?

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Speaker 1: Stop everything, stop everything, stop everything you were gonna I

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Speaker 1: gave you the song.

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Speaker 3: I made it look like I put you on the spot.

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Speaker 3: That was appalling.

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Speaker 4: What's going on there? That's a dog's breakfast? What again?

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Speaker 2: You had a baby burn playing in the background, and all.

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Speaker 4: Of all of them, hang on, do it again?

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Speaker 3: Was Arge?

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Speaker 6: Stop?

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Speaker 4: Here he goes? Here he goes next one? Oh no, nice,

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Speaker 2: A b I'll tell you what, George, you're turning me

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Speaker 4: You are You're turning me down again?

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Speaker 2: People put it was like a pedaling test with the

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Speaker 2: big George's absolutely sweating bullets over there.

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Speaker 3: You really would sweating in the house down. I was ready.

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Speaker 1: You really put him on the Yeah, great recovery though,

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Speaker 1: Can I just say unbelieveable recovery.

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Speaker 3: This was a bad recovery second round there.

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Speaker 1: Anyway, let's focus on the topic.

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Speaker 3: Another Jerney, another no so thirty one O six five?

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Speaker 3: Do people do this? You take five?

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Speaker 4: George?

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Speaker 3: Someone get him a cold water, gave me a shower.

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Speaker 3: This man who is sweating, it's.

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Speaker 2: Like he's diffused in nuclear bombs. Like he looks like

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Speaker 4: Got the sweam beat. What he looks like they keep

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Speaker 4: a sudden.

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Speaker 15: There.

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Speaker 2: We really worked him and he came out on to.

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Speaker 4: What are we talking about?

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Speaker 3: Fake accounts?

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Speaker 2: Fake accounts on on Instagram on social media? Have you

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Speaker 2: made accounts?

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Speaker 4: That's why we played the bad music right yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go the PENNI drop.

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Speaker 4: I think a lot of people that took go off

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Speaker 4: with the benny to drop. To be fair, No, they

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Speaker 4: get it.

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Speaker 1: We've got we've already got six calls, which is above

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Speaker 3: Friday, I mean, come on, I was listening, give us

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Speaker 3: a call. Fake account have you got one, did you use?

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Speaker 4: Have you ever stalked your X on a fake account?

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Speaker 1: I never have access to the Will and Woody account.

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Speaker 1: I don't know how you do.

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Speaker 3: Doesn't give me access?

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Speaker 4: No, we block you out. That's true, it's very handy.

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Speaker 2: I can I just say like, there'd be so many

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Speaker 4: The show that would do this embarrassed.

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Speaker 2: The first thing you do, for decorum wise, when you

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Speaker 2: have a breakup is you unfollow them. That's the thing

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Speaker 2: to do, right, and you want them to see that

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Speaker 2: you've unfollowed them and that you've blocked them, because when

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Speaker 1: See, I think block looks like you're trying to hard.

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Speaker 1: You need to look like you don't care, not interested.

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Speaker 1: I'm having even noticed you.

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Speaker 3: You know, I was not looking for I'm just like,

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Speaker 3: see block. I'm going like, you still love me.

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Speaker 4: But I don't care about blocks. The games are over

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Speaker 4: for me. We've broken up, but I don't care.

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Speaker 3: It's only.

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Speaker 4: Yeah you anyway.

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Speaker 2: Do you use a burner account on the socials social media?

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Speaker 2: Burner accounts guys, so fake accounts. If you need a

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Speaker 2: admitted to the fact that in the past, not now.

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Speaker 2: I've got a buddy kid, mate, I've got a buddy kid.

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Speaker 4: How dare you?

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Speaker 3: That's why I see you.

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Speaker 4: I've got a daughter. How dare you?

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Speaker 3: How can you attack me for your stalking? You're doing

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Speaker 3: an our show account. Kate told me before that apparently

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Speaker 3: we just keep looking at a woman called a Lama.

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Speaker 3: I'm not going to say her last name last night, but.

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Speaker 2: Like there was ages ago, it's not having It's not

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Speaker 4: Kate.

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Speaker 3: What's saying to me? Do you know a woman called

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Speaker 3: a Lana?

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Speaker 2: And I was like Kate, and then Kate, you need

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Speaker 2: to come and verify this because he's putting that's not true.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, a recent search history says her name.

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Speaker 1: Thank you absolutely, I will know you guys are colluding.

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Speaker 3: Colluding? You are who could.

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Speaker 2: There be other people out there who do use burner accounts.

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Speaker 2: I need to make it very clear that I have

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Speaker 2: not searched Alana's name.

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Speaker 4: Recently on Instagram.

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Speaker 3: Stop winking at me, come home, my god.

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Speaker 4: You kill me. I have a daughter. Well, have you

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Speaker 4: never stalked x? Of course I have on social media?

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Speaker 4: Never used a burner though.

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Speaker 1: But no, I've never used burners. But I'm just very

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Speaker 1: cautious that I don't watch story. I can't watch stories

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Speaker 1: because obviously then they can see recently, do.

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Speaker 4: You know that I haven't stalked next in a very

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Speaker 2: I've got a daughter. Anyway, let's go to Brook on

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Speaker 2: thirday one or six five. Wouldn't know these things?

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Speaker 4: Ah, Brook? You you and your mates used to make

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Speaker 17: Yeah, we would make burner accounts and then tell like

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Speaker 17: pretend to be other girls to see if they would

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Speaker 4: Oh my god, so you try to lure them in?

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 4: And when did that?

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Speaker 3: Did it ever? Like work?

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Speaker 17: They thought far for it, But they wouldn't like cheat

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Speaker 17: yeah we should meet up blah blah blah, but they

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Speaker 1: Would they flirt though, because I feel like if they're

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Speaker 1: flirting with you even that's like a bit of a

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Speaker 11: No, they wouldn't.

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Speaker 17: They'd be like, oh, no, I've got a girlfriend. And

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Speaker 6: It.

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Speaker 4: Wow, this Brook that is sick. It's sadistic. What about

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Speaker 4: the poor boys? The poor boys didn't tell them afterwards?

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Speaker 4: Sure you did.

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Speaker 1: It's also a good test though, really, I mean, you

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Speaker 1: break it down. It's a shocking thing's got issue.

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Speaker 2: Didn't need to do to a person I reckon, that's

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Speaker 2: brook Oh show Benning here.

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Speaker 4: Oh she's seventeen.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, go on, Asia thirty one sixty five.

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Speaker 4: That's shocking behavior.

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Speaker 2: Asia, you did a similar thing Burner accounts talk to us.

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Speaker 12: Yes, So a friend of mine was getting engaged at

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Speaker 11: Yeah, and so made a plan to yeah, make a Burner.

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Speaker 12: Account and stuss out how he would respond to you first.

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Speaker 4: Trapped him as well. You first trapped him as well, but.

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Speaker 12: Would you tell him at the end, And it said

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Speaker 2: So, of course, of bloody did hang on ultimate portrayal

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Speaker 3: That's what he fell for.

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Speaker 4: The trap.

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Speaker 3: He started flirting with you.

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Speaker 12: He shouldn't been flirting in the first place if he

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Speaker 12: wants to get engaged to a woman that he said

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Speaker 2: But also you shouldn't need to test his trust like that,

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Speaker 17: No, But was just he she had a suspicion because

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Speaker 2: Right, all right, yeah, okay, all right, then you have

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Speaker 4: I get it.

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Speaker 3: Flirting with everyone.

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Speaker 4: Now, apparently the source sisters, the two.

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Speaker 2: Younger women in our team. Yes, Ab and kV both

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Speaker 2: have burner accounts. kV, you've said that you've had upwards

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Speaker 2: of fifteen of them, and you flirt with young men

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Speaker 2: in China, Is that right?

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Speaker 4: No, you said that in the meeting room before.

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Speaker 16: Well that wasn't me, that was someone else called my lad.

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Speaker 4: What do you do? What do you do?

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Speaker 16: I have one just to kind.

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Speaker 18: Of check up on old flames, I guess, But it's

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Speaker 18: mainly for stories.

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Speaker 16: I don't want them to see my name.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's that's because that's the record.

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Speaker 4: But what do you put as the photo?

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Speaker 16: It's just like the generic there's no photo.

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Speaker 18: No, it has nothing in it, no followers, no nothing.

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Speaker 18: So it's just a random person.

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Speaker 3: There's not a.

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Speaker 2: Random person, it's a bot or it's a fake account.

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Speaker 4: No followers, no photo.

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Speaker 3: Do you follow them as the random person. No, no, wow, that's.

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Speaker 4: Just an aba.

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Speaker 2: Apparently you have ten different Burner accounts for your ten

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Speaker 16: But no, I'm the same.

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Speaker 19: I have a few because when you like go check,

460
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Speaker 19: you're like the person you want to stalk, like Instagram account,

461
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Speaker 19: you watch their story too many times you apparently pop

462
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Speaker 19: up to the top, and so you don't want to

463
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Speaker 19: look like you're frequently watching them on another account just

464
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Speaker 19: so that they can't see you've been like looking at

465
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Speaker 19: them all the time.

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Speaker 3: Oh hang on.

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Speaker 1: So you know when you go to stories and it

468
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Speaker 1: has the list of people, the people at the top

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Speaker 1: are the ones that always look at your story.

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Speaker 2: Apparently, oh my, oh my god, kV is a digital producer?

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Speaker 4: Is that true, kV?

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Speaker 18: Or late the people that are most engaged to your

473
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Speaker 18: page to go up the top.

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Speaker 3: I want to see my most engaged people, like that's wild.

475
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Speaker 2: Will be your mom, Emma her account?

476
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Speaker 4: Who do your store? Who do your store? Great? Intell here,

477
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Speaker 4: by the way, I think we're all learning something.

478
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Speaker 11: So usually it's like ex partners or like people I

479
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Speaker 11: was friends with like, And usually when you don't have

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Speaker 11: like any followers or anything like that you get blocked

481
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Speaker 11: because they realize pretty soon because most viewed and people

482
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Speaker 11: most you in your account will go to the top

483
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Speaker 11: on story. So I've even gone as far as creating

484
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Speaker 11: like a fake dog account, like a dog walking account,

485
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Speaker 11: and made it like legit.

486
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Speaker 1: So yeah, did you have to Did you have to

487
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Speaker 1: start a business to make that legit?

488
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Speaker 3: Like you started?

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Speaker 16: Yeah?

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Speaker 11: Literally, it's like a full lot of business like page

491
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Speaker 11: so it looks legit. So like I check up on

492
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Speaker 11: like old friends or people that have blocked me, or

493
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Speaker 11: old flames, things like that, and it seems to work.

494
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Speaker 2: Did you take photos of dogs to make the folk.

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Speaker 11: Of the internet?

496
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Speaker 12: But the work?

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Speaker 1: You probably should start walking dogs right all the way?

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Speaker 4: Yeah? Yeah, why not? It's the jeez, I showed my

499
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Speaker 4: age there, didn't I? Did you take photos of dogs?

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Speaker 6: No?

501
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Speaker 4: I just got off the internet.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 14: It's the Will and Woody Podcast.

504
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Speaker 2: We've got the boys from the hill Top Horns in studio,

505
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Speaker 2: Suffer and Pleasure, Matt and Dan.

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Speaker 20: Still glad to have you back.

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Speaker 4: Boys.

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Speaker 2: Good to be Backez got some wild areas last time

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Speaker 2: I reckon with you guys.

510
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Speaker 4: I've been told to keep a lid on it.

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Speaker 2: I actually opened we got we spoke about the fact

512
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Speaker 2: that Moby was hitting on your wife.

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Speaker 13: Yeah, it's Moby in the wings of power, whispering in

514
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Speaker 13: people's ears, and I want them silenced, saying you've been.

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Speaker 3: Told to keep a little inn It is this coming

516
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Speaker 3: from hoping.

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Speaker 20: Very influential people.

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Speaker 1: Look, the other story was the seat belt one where

519
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Speaker 1: you got done without a seatbelt.

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Speaker 3: T Any trouble with the law of this for this

521
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Speaker 3: tour or are we good?

522
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Speaker 4: Were keeping so far so good?

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Speaker 3: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: So, I think last time we spoke to you, you

525
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Speaker 1: were announcing that you were going on tour, but you

526
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Speaker 1: weren't on tour yet. And back then it was very

527
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Speaker 1: much like we're family guys. Now you know, we won't

528
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Speaker 1: let the tour get ahead of it.

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Speaker 3: Still the case.

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Speaker 1: Still, you didn't get that like white line fever a

531
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Speaker 1: little bit, you know where sportsmen sort of like when.

532
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Speaker 3: They get on the field, it's like, oh, ship, we're

533
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Speaker 3: back on tour.

534
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Speaker 20: Hasn't been any ugly divorces during the middle of the tour.

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Speaker 3: It's going great, okay, good, perfect.

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Speaker 13: I've never heard the phrase white line fever.

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Speaker 4: Is that a great term for sports? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah,

538
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Speaker 4: white line fever yeah.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now boys the show business tour, So I got

540
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Speaker 2: two more shows to go. They're going to be in

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Speaker 2: pers Lied seventeenth, and they're going to be in Adelaide

542
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Speaker 2: the following weekend back home at the Adelaide Entertainment Center

543
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Speaker 2: because of you boys, obviously Adelaide boys, all the families

544
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Speaker 2: still come along and watch the show.

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Speaker 21: Or is it like we pretty much feel the entire

546
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Speaker 21: venue with friends and family only only it does not

547
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Speaker 21: or so tickets go out to punders.

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Speaker 20: That's why I sold now so quick.

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Speaker 4: It's very clique, that's right.

550
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Speaker 1: Do you get more nervous though, in front of family

551
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Speaker 1: and friends when you when you know family and friends

552
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Speaker 1: are coming?

553
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Speaker 3: Is that like, better do a good one? I don't, yeah,

554
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Speaker 3: I mean they've seen it all.

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Speaker 13: Like I mean, I actually apologize to someone the other

556
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Speaker 13: week in Sydney because it's only time we see it

557
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Speaker 13: when we go up there, and I'm like, I'm so.

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Speaker 2: Sorry, oh, because you don't actually have a relationship with

559
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Speaker 2: her apart from when you're on well, we only see

560
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Speaker 2: it when we're like up there, and I'm like, you're

561
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Speaker 2: got to sit through another hood So I'm sorry. But

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Speaker 2: that's why I was asking about your families and stuff. Though,

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Speaker 2: damn they how many kids?

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Speaker 4: If you go, I thought, okay, so is it like

565
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Speaker 4: how old are they?

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Speaker 20: What's the race for eight ten and eighteen?

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Speaker 2: Because I'm when I was really young, my dad was

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Speaker 2: a doctor and he'd be like, all right, kids, we're

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Speaker 2: going to the hospital.

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Speaker 4: And they'd be like, yeah, the hospital.

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Speaker 2: Because as we get to see in the nurses station,

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Speaker 2: we're play computer games the whole time.

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Speaker 4: Lots of people died while we were there. I'm sure

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Speaker 4: we're using the computers cricket, but but your kids.

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Speaker 2: But obviously when we got to a certain age and

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Speaker 2: it be like, you know, the hospital is it now

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Speaker 2: at the point where you know your wife's like all right, kids,

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Speaker 2: we're off to go and see dad.

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Speaker 4: Is your eighteen You're like, oh dad, it.

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Speaker 21: Is pumped and trying to get everybody he knows in

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Speaker 21: the back door. But my younger ones are like another shirt.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, so they actually have that. They jaded really very

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Speaker 4: young to be grate for pricks for sure, tickets to

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Speaker 4: a show.

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Speaker 20: I need you to come have a word.

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Speaker 4: About they're entitledment.

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Speaker 13: Dad was just going backstage and he was screaming about

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Speaker 13: being at a hospital.

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Speaker 4: When he was a kid.

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Speaker 20: Grateful apparently, people tuning the like, do you get.

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Speaker 3: Feedback from the eighteen year oldough because he's trying to

592
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Speaker 3: impress way too much. Oh yeah, eighteen year old wraps right.

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Speaker 20: Tell me something. That eighteen year old is not an expert.

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Speaker 3: So do you take on board any of it?

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Speaker 22: Like you.

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Speaker 4: Shut up, you don't know what you're talking about.

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Speaker 3: Parenting with the Hilltop Hoods.

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Speaker 2: We've got the Hilltop Hoods in the studio supper and

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Speaker 2: Fresh Matt and Dan friend your tune from them teaming

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Speaker 2: up with Montane and Tom Thumb again for this song.

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Speaker 4: Guys, what's your colab process do you?

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Speaker 2: I mean obviously because you guys are kind of like

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Speaker 2: you know, King Dix in the.

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Speaker 4: World they are.

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Speaker 2: They kind of like letter dropping you to try and

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Speaker 2: to try and get.

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Speaker 4: A collab with you guys or your head hunting we

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Speaker 4: dropping them. Yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 21: This one was a bit like getting the band back

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Speaker 21: together from our previous song ninety fifty five, which and

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Speaker 21: Tom Farmer on all right, yeah.

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Speaker 3: So how do you go that? So when Will and I.

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Speaker 1: I don't mean to put us on your level, but

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Speaker 1: we've heard some parodies before We've written some parodies, but

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Speaker 1: we throw the lyrics around and we change things, and

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Speaker 1: there becomes moments where we head butt where I go on.

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Speaker 4: A creative process. Right, I like this lyric.

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Speaker 3: I like this lyric, And even when it's a stupid

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Speaker 3: little song like they can get heated.

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Speaker 4: Right, you can't sounds.

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Speaker 1: So I'm sure when you are collaborating with even really

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Speaker 1: good friends of yours, it mightn't be worse when it's

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Speaker 1: really good friends of yours.

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Speaker 3: How do you get around that head butt where it's like,

625
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Speaker 3: we want to do this, you guys want to do that.

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Speaker 21: How do you that we write most of the guests

627
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Speaker 21: features lyrics, but me and Matt to have the occasional headbutt.

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Speaker 4: How do you sort it out? As it well, like

629
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Speaker 4: a car park job, cold silence.

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Speaker 20: We became adults to stop screaming at each other's face

631
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Speaker 20: to face.

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Speaker 2: That's the thing though, right Like, when you're in the

633
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Speaker 2: throes of you as you really care about what you're making,

634
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Speaker 2: it's hard to absolutely you've got competing interest because you

635
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Speaker 2: both want the best thing and you respect each other.

636
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Speaker 2: But it gets to a point where it's like we

637
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Speaker 2: just genuinely disagree on this so we.

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Speaker 13: Have sort of like a proxy system where we have

639
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Speaker 13: people fight in our stead.

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Speaker 20: We nominate a champion, you're nominated champion.

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Speaker 4: It's your children.

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Speaker 20: Yeah, quiet advantage.

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Speaker 3: I mean last time she didn't stand a chance. I

644
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Speaker 3: was pretty disappointed with that. I'm like, throw a punch

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Speaker 3: back to.

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Speaker 1: So Will and I are best mates, so we've got

647
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Speaker 1: an idea in our head that our daughters are going

648
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Speaker 1: to be so tight, you know what I mean.

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Speaker 3: Then when I go to his place like perfect, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: we're on they'll get along perfect. Do your kids get

651
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Speaker 3: along like a house on point?

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Speaker 4: Yeah they do.

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Speaker 20: They play backstage and they get along very well, which

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Speaker 20: is right.

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Speaker 4: Great.

656
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Speaker 1: So you were saying, Dann that you're he raps now

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Speaker 1: eighteen years old, he raps. Will there be a moment though,

658
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Speaker 1: where like, you know, he's trying to get his wrapping

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Speaker 1: career off the ground order.

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Speaker 3: I don't know how seriously he's taking it. How will

661
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Speaker 3: you play there? Being like you know, I'm your dad,

662
00:27:02,920 --> 00:27:05,120
Speaker 3: so I'm obviously biased here, but I want to support

663
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Speaker 3: you or is that a hard well?

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Speaker 21: So he's a drummer and a band at the moment,

665
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Speaker 21: and apparently allegedly he wraps I've set him once live

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Speaker 21: get up and do a verse, but he was like,

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Speaker 21: he won't wrap in front of it.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, because because he gets a bit nervous.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 21: But then I was playing him some the demos that

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Speaker 21: me and Mad have been making of the new album

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Speaker 21: that we're working out at the moment, and it was like,

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Speaker 21: so you got a sixteen bar verse for me.

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Speaker 4: He wants you to ghost right for him too. No, no,

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Speaker 4: no no, he wants to drop drop a verse and

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Speaker 4: then your wreck.

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Speaker 20: And I'm like, son, you have to actually wrap in

678
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Speaker 20: front of me first before.

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Speaker 4: Before I give you a spot. Yeah, so there you go.

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Speaker 4: He might suck.

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Speaker 3: They weren't my words.

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Speaker 4: I totally get that though.

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Speaker 2: Like, if you're an eighteen year older and yeah, your

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Speaker 2: dad is you know this mecha of rapping in Australia,

685
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Speaker 2: and all of a sudden you want to come on

686
00:27:56,600 --> 00:27:59,200
Speaker 2: and play your trade, you can imagine you'd be terrified

687
00:27:59,680 --> 00:28:00,600
Speaker 2: really trying.

688
00:28:00,480 --> 00:28:01,720
Speaker 20: To convince him to wrap in front of me.

689
00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:04,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe set the scene.

690
00:28:04,359 --> 00:28:05,800
Speaker 20: Maybe maybe I'm too terrifying.

691
00:28:05,920 --> 00:28:06,960
Speaker 4: Yeah, maybe.

692
00:28:08,600 --> 00:28:09,920
Speaker 20: Maybe try to turn down.

693
00:28:11,200 --> 00:28:11,959
Speaker 4: Break it down for him.

694
00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:14,760
Speaker 2: Trying to think of like a nice welcoming scenario that

695
00:28:14,880 --> 00:28:17,159
Speaker 2: you could put him in sort of like he.

696
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:20,640
Speaker 13: Comes home with the candles to a microphone.

697
00:28:20,680 --> 00:28:23,600
Speaker 20: It's like a surprise birthday party, but it's a surprise gig.

698
00:28:23,680 --> 00:28:25,400
Speaker 20: We have to wrap in front of your dad. That's

699
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:26,520
Speaker 20: a weird thing to put.

700
00:28:26,400 --> 00:28:26,960
Speaker 3: On a kid.

701
00:28:30,720 --> 00:28:33,800
Speaker 4: Surprise. It's just your in there surprise.

702
00:28:33,960 --> 00:28:39,160
Speaker 3: Drop a verse. I've got the papers here to adopt

703
00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 3: you out.

704
00:28:44,080 --> 00:28:47,040
Speaker 4: Now, guys, let's say so too much, Jose to go.

705
00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,320
Speaker 2: If you want to see the boys, I'm going to

706
00:28:49,360 --> 00:28:51,520
Speaker 2: say you can only see them in Perth. They sold

707
00:28:51,560 --> 00:28:54,760
Speaker 2: out everywhere else unless you're their family and you're getting.

708
00:28:56,920 --> 00:28:58,680
Speaker 3: Thanks for coming in the Thanks.

709
00:28:58,520 --> 00:29:02,720
Speaker 2: Boys, Thanks having guys like well, I asked you to

710
00:29:02,760 --> 00:29:04,479
Speaker 2: give a call, Fir one of six ' five. If

711
00:29:04,520 --> 00:29:07,160
Speaker 2: you know your way around a dad joke, you know,

712
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:10,640
Speaker 2: obviously if your dad insisted on telling a particular dad

713
00:29:10,720 --> 00:29:13,640
Speaker 2: joke time and time again, love to hear. Oh the

714
00:29:13,720 --> 00:29:16,520
Speaker 2: old God, they really just come up out of the woodwork,

715
00:29:16,560 --> 00:29:16,880
Speaker 2: don't they.

716
00:29:17,320 --> 00:29:18,080
Speaker 4: One of my dad.

717
00:29:18,000 --> 00:29:21,920
Speaker 2: Always used to say was I said, I've got a

718
00:29:21,960 --> 00:29:24,960
Speaker 2: haircut on tomorrow morning. He's a better isn't it better

719
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:25,640
Speaker 2: to get the more cut?

720
00:29:26,360 --> 00:29:26,560
Speaker 15: Oh?

721
00:29:26,880 --> 00:29:27,320
Speaker 4: There he is?

722
00:29:27,960 --> 00:29:33,360
Speaker 3: God, Yeah, that is the first time. It's not good.

723
00:29:33,720 --> 00:29:35,880
Speaker 3: But then when they've gone for the fortieth get the

724
00:29:35,920 --> 00:29:37,479
Speaker 3: more cut thet Yeah, shocking.

725
00:29:37,960 --> 00:29:39,239
Speaker 4: I didn't even get it when I was a kid.

726
00:29:39,280 --> 00:29:41,280
Speaker 3: Shocking. A good friend of mine's dad used to go

727
00:29:41,400 --> 00:29:44,120
Speaker 3: to George. I didn't get it.

728
00:29:44,840 --> 00:29:49,840
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, he's got a bit defensive. There, get it,

729
00:29:49,920 --> 00:29:51,000
Speaker 4: guys who's got lots of hair.

730
00:29:52,040 --> 00:29:54,360
Speaker 3: A friend of mine's dad used to go for at restaurants.

731
00:29:54,400 --> 00:29:57,880
Speaker 1: He'd go, well, can't complain about the surface, and you'd

732
00:29:57,920 --> 00:29:59,640
Speaker 1: be like, what are you talking about, Like they've been terrible,

733
00:29:59,680 --> 00:30:01,240
Speaker 1: and they go there is none.

734
00:30:01,960 --> 00:30:08,320
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, come on, So they actually they just and

735
00:30:08,360 --> 00:30:08,680
Speaker 4: you're right.

736
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:10,720
Speaker 2: It's almost like an involuntary thing. It's almost like that's

737
00:30:10,760 --> 00:30:13,280
Speaker 2: their role, right, Like they fill the space.

738
00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,160
Speaker 3: And that is how I felt at a scan yesterday.

739
00:30:16,320 --> 00:30:18,320
Speaker 4: Yeah, so like I went into your first dad joke.

740
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:20,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, And it was quite an extraordinary experience for me

741
00:30:20,960 --> 00:30:22,520
Speaker 1: because I was like, now, dad joke's not a thing.

742
00:30:22,560 --> 00:30:24,120
Speaker 1: You don't just become a dad and then start telling

743
00:30:24,200 --> 00:30:26,120
Speaker 1: bad jokes. But all of a sudden, I'm getting this

744
00:30:26,200 --> 00:30:27,520
Speaker 1: scan done on my beautiful daughter.

745
00:30:27,800 --> 00:30:29,840
Speaker 4: Well hang on a set, we'll get you in a second.

746
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,640
Speaker 3: But it was an out of body experience.

747
00:30:31,680 --> 00:30:33,520
Speaker 1: That the thought that came to me and it just

748
00:30:33,600 --> 00:30:35,160
Speaker 1: came out of my mouth and I was like, whoa,

749
00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:39,760
Speaker 1: that's a shocking joke, and then received like nothing from

750
00:30:39,800 --> 00:30:40,680
Speaker 1: everyone in the room.

751
00:30:40,760 --> 00:30:42,480
Speaker 3: And I realized. I was like, oh my god, that

752
00:30:42,600 --> 00:30:42,720
Speaker 3: was it.

753
00:30:42,880 --> 00:30:43,640
Speaker 4: That was the first one.

754
00:30:43,680 --> 00:30:44,560
Speaker 3: I'm becoming a dad.

755
00:30:45,120 --> 00:30:46,120
Speaker 4: Do you think it's a bit of a get out

756
00:30:46,120 --> 00:30:46,840
Speaker 4: of jail free option?

757
00:30:46,920 --> 00:30:47,080
Speaker 8: Though?

758
00:30:47,160 --> 00:30:47,760
Speaker 4: Like as a dad?

759
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:49,440
Speaker 2: He's like, oh, you're a dad now, you know.

760
00:30:49,880 --> 00:30:51,840
Speaker 3: I hope, So, I hope.

761
00:30:51,840 --> 00:30:54,040
Speaker 2: So let's go to Andrew's God, Andrew, you're a dad.

762
00:30:55,520 --> 00:30:56,880
Speaker 23: I'm a dad and a granddad.

763
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,080
Speaker 4: Yeah, well done.

764
00:30:58,400 --> 00:31:01,360
Speaker 2: You around a couple of dad jokes to direct?

765
00:31:02,240 --> 00:31:06,280
Speaker 4: Yeah, your arms and four legs, no idea?

766
00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:10,680
Speaker 23: My five year old's crap drawing of a snake? What

767
00:31:10,720 --> 00:31:11,880
Speaker 23: do you call a deal with no eyes?

768
00:31:12,160 --> 00:31:12,640
Speaker 15: No idea?

769
00:31:12,720 --> 00:31:13,960
Speaker 23: What do you call a deal with no eyes and

770
00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:14,440
Speaker 23: no legs?

771
00:31:14,560 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 4: Still?

772
00:31:14,840 --> 00:31:15,280
Speaker 22: No idea?

773
00:31:15,440 --> 00:31:16,800
Speaker 23: What do you call a fish with no eyes?

774
00:31:17,360 --> 00:31:17,640
Speaker 4: Push?

775
00:31:20,320 --> 00:31:20,960
Speaker 3: He was Andrew.

776
00:31:21,320 --> 00:31:27,760
Speaker 4: They just to breathe do you call a fish with

777
00:31:27,920 --> 00:31:33,840
Speaker 4: no eyes? I didn't mind that all right? It would yes.

778
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:35,320
Speaker 4: I don't know how many more they want to be

779
00:31:35,400 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 4: able to handle?

780
00:31:36,040 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 2: Sure you want to hear I want to hear yours.

781
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:40,240
Speaker 2: But before you do, I know you don't want to

782
00:31:40,280 --> 00:31:42,920
Speaker 2: build up well because I know you don't want to.

783
00:31:43,520 --> 00:31:44,920
Speaker 2: I know you don't want it built up because's a

784
00:31:44,920 --> 00:31:46,960
Speaker 2: crap joke, crap joke. I know you don't want to

785
00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,040
Speaker 2: build up hardly having a joke. Yeah, well well yeah,

786
00:31:51,040 --> 00:31:52,000
Speaker 2: we couldn't help ourselves.

787
00:31:56,160 --> 00:32:00,960
Speaker 4: Lady and gentleman people us spraylia.

788
00:32:02,040 --> 00:32:08,920
Speaker 8: The time has come for woodies first, Dad Joe Loyo.

789
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:14,400
Speaker 8: Listeners with weak cuts and bladders are advised to tune

790
00:32:14,440 --> 00:32:19,000
Speaker 8: into a less funny radio stage for the next thirty seconds.

791
00:32:20,400 --> 00:32:25,560
Speaker 8: Now all over your car and prepare to hear the

792
00:32:25,800 --> 00:32:28,480
Speaker 8: funnies dad joke.

793
00:32:29,200 --> 00:32:33,040
Speaker 3: Ever, I don't really want to do it now. That

794
00:32:33,320 --> 00:32:34,040
Speaker 3: is ridiculous.

795
00:32:34,200 --> 00:32:37,800
Speaker 4: That was outrageous, Okay, So I try and set the

796
00:32:37,880 --> 00:32:40,280
Speaker 4: scene sers for you right now. So I got sitting

797
00:32:40,360 --> 00:32:40,760
Speaker 4: this scene.

798
00:32:41,040 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: I've got to set the scene, Okay. Like I was

799
00:32:42,920 --> 00:32:47,160
Speaker 1: saying before, that outrageously hyped up. I'm standing there getting

800
00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: a scan done, Me and my fiance is getting a

801
00:32:49,280 --> 00:32:53,040
Speaker 1: scan done, and the obstetricians ruining the scan.

802
00:32:53,600 --> 00:32:57,600
Speaker 3: You're nervous, of course, this is ridiculous. It's not it's

803
00:32:57,640 --> 00:32:59,360
Speaker 3: not even funny. This is this is not funny.

804
00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:02,760
Speaker 4: I'm giving me a ripped it off like a band bang.

805
00:33:02,880 --> 00:33:04,920
Speaker 1: It doesn't make sense unless they give the context that

806
00:33:04,960 --> 00:33:07,680
Speaker 1: I wanted to make sense for people say, mim is

807
00:33:07,720 --> 00:33:10,760
Speaker 1: getting a scanm is getting a scanned. I'm standing behind

808
00:33:10,800 --> 00:33:14,240
Speaker 1: the obstetrician with a midwife. Okay, okay, we're just looking

809
00:33:14,280 --> 00:33:17,440
Speaker 1: at the screen hoping to see a beautiful baby girl.

810
00:33:17,640 --> 00:33:21,280
Speaker 1: Okay on the screen there ultrasound. Anyway, he's running the

811
00:33:21,440 --> 00:33:24,160
Speaker 1: scanny thing over the stomach. We can't see anything on

812
00:33:24,240 --> 00:33:27,760
Speaker 1: the screen. The screen's just black as he's running the

813
00:33:27,800 --> 00:33:28,280
Speaker 1: scanner on.

814
00:33:28,840 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 2: By the way, this is a rife territory for all

815
00:33:30,760 --> 00:33:33,200
Speaker 2: dads to make jokes the old ultrasound out.

816
00:33:33,240 --> 00:33:36,120
Speaker 3: Well, we're very much. Oh isn't you made jokes.

817
00:33:35,960 --> 00:33:38,520
Speaker 4: At this time? No, I didn't, but lots of people do.

818
00:33:38,920 --> 00:33:41,560
Speaker 1: Oh, I've previously done a lot of is her brain

819
00:33:41,640 --> 00:33:44,480
Speaker 1: more than average size? I'm quite intelligent. That's sort of anyway,

820
00:33:44,920 --> 00:33:52,960
Speaker 1: scanning away and anyway, So then he was looking at

821
00:33:52,960 --> 00:33:55,360
Speaker 1: the screen. The screen is just totally dark. Yeah, and

822
00:33:55,480 --> 00:33:58,120
Speaker 1: he goes, I can't see anything, and I was like, oh,

823
00:33:59,080 --> 00:33:59,959
Speaker 1: she better turn the line.

824
00:34:00,000 --> 00:34:00,280
Speaker 3: It's on.

825
00:34:05,440 --> 00:34:11,200
Speaker 7: Something, Jake, because the screen screen's dark, so it makes

826
00:34:11,239 --> 00:34:13,080
Speaker 7: it look like it's dark in there in the womb,

827
00:34:13,960 --> 00:34:17,640
Speaker 7: and I go, gee, she better, she better turn the

828
00:34:17,840 --> 00:34:18,279
Speaker 7: lights on.

829
00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:28,320
Speaker 3: You've pointed to George, I was actually just like just griz.

830
00:34:28,680 --> 00:34:30,040
Speaker 4: I don't want to have to respond.

831
00:34:30,360 --> 00:34:33,080
Speaker 14: Will and Woody back for more in just a bit

832
00:34:34,239 --> 00:34:35,640
Speaker 14: the Will and Woody Podcast.

833
00:34:35,840 --> 00:34:37,920
Speaker 2: We picked thousands of ideas throughout the week. Not all

834
00:34:37,960 --> 00:34:40,160
Speaker 2: of them can make the show, so the producers give

835
00:34:40,239 --> 00:34:42,680
Speaker 2: us ten minutes to repitch them on a Friday. In

836
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,160
Speaker 2: our rejected ideas.

837
00:34:45,239 --> 00:34:48,400
Speaker 14: Idea, it's Will and Woodi's rejected ideas.

838
00:34:50,719 --> 00:34:53,440
Speaker 1: I had a big week this week, and that doesn't

839
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:55,719
Speaker 1: necessarily mean I had a good week, like but a

840
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,600
Speaker 1: lot of my ideas didn't make the show.

841
00:34:58,120 --> 00:35:00,359
Speaker 4: And a lot of my ideas didn't make show.

842
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:01,799
Speaker 3: How did that happen?

843
00:35:03,040 --> 00:35:05,319
Speaker 4: How did we fill in the wheel and show this week?

844
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,080
Speaker 3: I've had a lot of guests do it?

845
00:35:07,160 --> 00:35:08,960
Speaker 1: Yeah, we had a lot of guests, Sam Fisher, Mimi

846
00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:10,800
Speaker 1: Wab get them all on the podcast, Luke McGregor, I

847
00:35:10,840 --> 00:35:12,919
Speaker 1: had a lot of guests, so not many of Will

848
00:35:12,960 --> 00:35:14,920
Speaker 1: and out My ideas.

849
00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:15,000
Speaker 3: Got to the show.

850
00:35:15,320 --> 00:35:17,000
Speaker 4: And this one, what do we do on the show?

851
00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,480
Speaker 4: This week poop pens, I can't remember.

852
00:35:18,920 --> 00:35:21,640
Speaker 2: I think a lot of your ideas got up and

853
00:35:21,680 --> 00:35:22,920
Speaker 2: another ideas coming forward.

854
00:35:23,160 --> 00:35:25,040
Speaker 1: Still, it would still be five percent of my ideas

855
00:35:25,040 --> 00:35:27,160
Speaker 1: that got into a show. But I'm honestly saying that

856
00:35:27,280 --> 00:35:30,400
Speaker 1: because every day I had fifteen to twenty it was ridiculous.

857
00:35:30,440 --> 00:35:31,560
Speaker 3: I apologize at the start.

858
00:35:31,440 --> 00:35:33,440
Speaker 1: Of my emails, didn't I yeah, yeah, you did a

859
00:35:33,480 --> 00:35:36,600
Speaker 1: couple of times, a couple of times for quality though

860
00:35:36,719 --> 00:35:39,959
Speaker 1: not for cause. You guys must hate it though, because

861
00:35:39,960 --> 00:35:41,680
Speaker 1: the producers get into a meeting room and they had

862
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:43,520
Speaker 1: to go through our ideas that were sent in the morning.

863
00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,120
Speaker 3: I mean, it's truth. You would have need an intermission

864
00:35:46,160 --> 00:35:47,680
Speaker 3: on some of my days. It's just like it's going

865
00:35:47,760 --> 00:35:48,960
Speaker 3: to take us four hours to get through it. I

866
00:35:48,960 --> 00:35:52,520
Speaker 3: don't think they do them more, probably not, probably not anyway,

867
00:35:52,640 --> 00:35:53,360
Speaker 3: one I don't.

868
00:35:53,239 --> 00:35:55,360
Speaker 4: Think about it. One of they probably depressing.

869
00:35:55,080 --> 00:35:57,600
Speaker 3: It is it's flattening. One they probably didn't see because

870
00:35:57,600 --> 00:35:58,399
Speaker 3: I'm just shocked this time.

871
00:35:58,560 --> 00:36:01,000
Speaker 2: They definitely saw this one. Well, actually brought it up

872
00:36:01,160 --> 00:36:03,560
Speaker 2: because you kept you kept bringing it up afterwards as well.

873
00:36:03,680 --> 00:36:03,960
Speaker 2: I did.

874
00:36:04,200 --> 00:36:06,160
Speaker 1: I brought it up on air yesterday. But here's the

875
00:36:06,239 --> 00:36:08,680
Speaker 1: idea guys, if you want to hear this idea, then

876
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,800
Speaker 1: just just you know, call okay. The idea is this,

877
00:36:12,880 --> 00:36:15,440
Speaker 1: have you ever dacked yourself?

878
00:36:17,960 --> 00:36:18,120
Speaker 3: There?

879
00:36:18,160 --> 00:36:20,239
Speaker 4: It is using a sound of it was something there

880
00:36:20,239 --> 00:36:20,719
Speaker 4: to george me.

881
00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:23,560
Speaker 1: No, it's one of the pause for reflection. People there'll

882
00:36:23,560 --> 00:36:25,480
Speaker 1: be like, wow, I wanted a commune.

883
00:36:25,560 --> 00:36:27,960
Speaker 3: Wow. So have you ever pulled your own pants down?

884
00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:29,640
Speaker 4: And I think we all know what and.

885
00:36:31,680 --> 00:36:32,719
Speaker 3: Why did you pull your bead?

886
00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:32,840
Speaker 2: Like?

887
00:36:32,920 --> 00:36:33,120
Speaker 19: Why?

888
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:36,320
Speaker 1: And I'll tell you something will if you choose me,

889
00:36:36,600 --> 00:36:39,239
Speaker 1: there is a there is an incredible story that we

890
00:36:39,320 --> 00:36:41,400
Speaker 1: heard earlier in the week about a woman dacking herself,

891
00:36:41,440 --> 00:36:42,200
Speaker 1: and I'll play that for you.

892
00:36:42,280 --> 00:36:43,799
Speaker 3: If you choose me, you will.

893
00:36:43,840 --> 00:36:46,279
Speaker 4: I thought were going to play that anyway. You can

894
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:48,600
Speaker 4: only know because you can't buy people's vote.

895
00:36:48,640 --> 00:36:49,760
Speaker 3: I'm not buying, I'm hooking.

896
00:36:50,520 --> 00:36:51,319
Speaker 4: You're buying the vibe.

897
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:54,080
Speaker 1: No currency exchange here, William, No, there's a promise of

898
00:36:54,160 --> 00:36:56,520
Speaker 1: currency being exchanged, though, why I'm playing the game.

899
00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:59,439
Speaker 4: That's the story. If we got the story there, let's

900
00:36:59,440 --> 00:36:59,959
Speaker 4: play the story.

901
00:37:01,920 --> 00:37:04,200
Speaker 15: It was a he party with my friends, my part

902
00:37:04,280 --> 00:37:07,160
Speaker 15: my husband and her boyfriend, and she was dancing around

903
00:37:07,200 --> 00:37:09,279
Speaker 15: the lounge room in front of me and had a

904
00:37:09,320 --> 00:37:11,120
Speaker 15: track is on and I thought, well, this would be

905
00:37:11,160 --> 00:37:14,279
Speaker 15: an opportunity to dack her and not realizing she wasn't

906
00:37:14,320 --> 00:37:19,840
Speaker 15: wearing any underwear. So she also was more embarrassed the

907
00:37:19,920 --> 00:37:24,080
Speaker 15: fact that she hadn't maintained that area, so she ran

908
00:37:24,160 --> 00:37:26,120
Speaker 15: to the shower to tidy herself up and.

909
00:37:26,160 --> 00:37:29,040
Speaker 11: Proceeded to jack herself to show that she had cleaned.

910
00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:32,239
Speaker 2: Wow.

911
00:37:35,200 --> 00:37:36,759
Speaker 3: Wow, So that would be an example of what we

912
00:37:36,840 --> 00:37:37,200
Speaker 3: could hear.

913
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:41,520
Speaker 2: Rare though, that's very rare. Okay, so mine's pretty cute.

914
00:37:41,560 --> 00:37:42,360
Speaker 2: I'm gonna be honest.

915
00:37:43,200 --> 00:37:45,880
Speaker 3: You're getting me with cuteness. Don't you bring the baby

916
00:37:45,920 --> 00:37:48,160
Speaker 3: into this? Sorry, no, I'm not bringing my own baby

917
00:37:48,200 --> 00:37:48,440
Speaker 3: into this.

918
00:37:48,840 --> 00:37:52,040
Speaker 4: There was a story during the week about a.

919
00:37:53,600 --> 00:37:57,400
Speaker 2: Kid who tole a school bus to go and to

920
00:37:57,520 --> 00:37:59,320
Speaker 2: go and see the girl that he had a crush on.

921
00:38:00,440 --> 00:38:03,320
Speaker 4: So he drove the bus, took the bus in another direction.

922
00:38:03,440 --> 00:38:05,600
Speaker 4: So you go and see it. It's a beautiful story.

923
00:38:06,600 --> 00:38:10,719
Speaker 2: My idea was we get the kids on, have you

924
00:38:10,840 --> 00:38:12,560
Speaker 2: got a boyfriend or girlfriend right now?

925
00:38:13,200 --> 00:38:13,920
Speaker 4: Kids under ten?

926
00:38:14,520 --> 00:38:17,239
Speaker 2: Very cute, and then we follow up with a question

927
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:20,759
Speaker 2: asking them what would you do to proclaim your love

928
00:38:20,880 --> 00:38:24,560
Speaker 2: for that person? It's and then we get love declarations

929
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:26,279
Speaker 2: from very little kids.

930
00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:29,880
Speaker 1: I apologize to Australia. That is hard to choose between

931
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:32,160
Speaker 1: those two ideas. They're both very strong ideas. Let's go

932
00:38:32,200 --> 00:38:33,799
Speaker 1: to Tamika here, Tamika, what do you want to hear

933
00:38:33,840 --> 00:38:38,200
Speaker 1: people dacking themselves? Or children declaring their love for other children?

934
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:41,720
Speaker 24: Let's go with people dacking themselves?

935
00:38:43,200 --> 00:38:45,120
Speaker 5: Why people are doing that that?

936
00:38:45,560 --> 00:38:46,880
Speaker 3: It's a question, isn't it.

937
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:51,960
Speaker 2: The other issue that nobody has? I have clay on

938
00:38:52,120 --> 00:38:54,839
Speaker 2: thirteen one six five, Clay, what do you want to hear?

939
00:38:55,719 --> 00:38:56,000
Speaker 22: Mate?

940
00:38:56,480 --> 00:38:59,920
Speaker 2: The people want nudity, all right, nobody cares about the children,

941
00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:06,279
Speaker 2: all right?

942
00:39:06,600 --> 00:39:08,400
Speaker 4: About the children? Okay?

943
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,719
Speaker 3: So now the problem here is has anyone bloody done this?

944
00:39:13,200 --> 00:39:15,160
Speaker 4: Thirteen? You'll be eating your words.

945
00:39:15,560 --> 00:39:17,640
Speaker 3: Thirteen come over to me after.

946
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,839
Speaker 4: The zone and go. Will you own that kid jomping again?

947
00:39:19,920 --> 00:39:20,160
Speaker 4: For me?

948
00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:23,480
Speaker 1: Thirteen one oh sixty five is our number. Have you

949
00:39:23,640 --> 00:39:28,080
Speaker 1: ever pulled your own pants down? Have you ever dacked yourself?

950
00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:30,719
Speaker 3: And why the bloody hell did you do it?

951
00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:31,960
Speaker 4: We're gonna find out.

952
00:39:32,239 --> 00:39:35,640
Speaker 2: Oh god, we've caught us in time for us to

953
00:39:35,760 --> 00:39:37,640
Speaker 2: pitch the best of our worst ideas.

954
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,240
Speaker 4: This week is our rejected ideas.

955
00:39:41,640 --> 00:39:43,880
Speaker 14: It's will and Woody's rejected ideas.

956
00:39:45,480 --> 00:39:48,800
Speaker 1: I have one of this idea in the show for

957
00:39:48,880 --> 00:39:52,400
Speaker 1: a long time. William, have you ever dacked yourself? Thirteen

958
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:54,359
Speaker 1: one oh sixty five? Have you ever pulled your own

959
00:39:54,440 --> 00:39:54,920
Speaker 1: pants down?

960
00:39:55,080 --> 00:39:55,600
Speaker 4: And why?

961
00:39:56,280 --> 00:39:58,000
Speaker 3: Why would you pull your own pants down?

962
00:39:58,080 --> 00:39:58,920
Speaker 4: I think I've done it?

963
00:39:59,520 --> 00:39:59,920
Speaker 3: What did you do?

964
00:40:00,000 --> 00:40:00,160
Speaker 15: Do it?

965
00:40:00,719 --> 00:40:00,919
Speaker 4: Well?

966
00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:04,120
Speaker 9: If do you know the song Eagle Rock yep, Daddy

967
00:40:04,200 --> 00:40:09,840
Speaker 9: Cool where whenever that song comes on, you have before

968
00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:13,160
Speaker 9: your pants down here. I didn't know that rung I

969
00:40:13,200 --> 00:40:15,120
Speaker 9: saw in the Meredith one year. So there's like twenty

970
00:40:15,160 --> 00:40:17,960
Speaker 9: thousand Maebele there or whatever. They've run the whole amphitheater

971
00:40:18,040 --> 00:40:19,200
Speaker 9: had their pants around their ankles.

972
00:40:19,280 --> 00:40:21,839
Speaker 3: Yeah, amazing, kidding me, that's extraordinary.

973
00:40:21,880 --> 00:40:24,360
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's what you do when when Eagle Rock comes on,

974
00:40:24,480 --> 00:40:25,160
Speaker 4: you dack yourself.

975
00:40:25,200 --> 00:40:27,239
Speaker 1: I've pulled mine pants down, William, But I'll tell you

976
00:40:27,320 --> 00:40:29,720
Speaker 1: my story right after, Phil, Phil, you've dacked yourself.

977
00:40:30,719 --> 00:40:31,600
Speaker 23: I have dacked myself?

978
00:40:31,680 --> 00:40:32,919
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I Phil?

979
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:35,800
Speaker 23: Well, oh look I was nineteen.

980
00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:37,120
Speaker 22: I just come out of the path.

981
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:40,000
Speaker 23: I had a good night, had had a fair few drinks. Yeah,

982
00:40:40,960 --> 00:40:44,360
Speaker 23: wearing wearing some jeans, you know, half season clothes. Anyway,

983
00:40:44,719 --> 00:40:46,600
Speaker 23: there's a yelling fellow. They're trying to get in wearing

984
00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,759
Speaker 23: track pants and you couldn't get in, And he asked

985
00:40:48,800 --> 00:40:51,360
Speaker 23: to buy my jeans off me, and I figured it was.

986
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:52,359
Speaker 22: Probably a good deal.

987
00:40:52,400 --> 00:40:54,279
Speaker 23: I talked him up to a hundred bucks and that

988
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,920
Speaker 23: were real cheap James, you know, the Target jeans. So

989
00:40:57,400 --> 00:40:58,840
Speaker 23: I was it was a good deal for me.

990
00:40:59,000 --> 00:40:59,600
Speaker 4: Backed yourself.

991
00:40:59,600 --> 00:41:06,800
Speaker 3: Phil, a friend of mine couldn't get into a nightclubs.

992
00:41:06,800 --> 00:41:09,320
Speaker 3: He didn't have I he had runners on. So he

993
00:41:09,400 --> 00:41:12,840
Speaker 3: went to the supermarket and bought the security guards nice shoes.

994
00:41:14,040 --> 00:41:15,040
Speaker 4: It's so desperate.

995
00:41:15,239 --> 00:41:16,960
Speaker 3: Yeah, so desperate would.

996
00:41:16,880 --> 00:41:20,560
Speaker 1: Night club boutique back of the day, Yeah, Yeah, ran

997
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:24,239
Speaker 1: to the supermarket, bought the security guards nice shoes, gave

998
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:24,880
Speaker 1: him his runners.

999
00:41:25,360 --> 00:41:27,880
Speaker 3: Actually the whiz Wizzards Wi the wizz I used to

1000
00:41:27,920 --> 00:41:31,200
Speaker 3: work on this show. Let's go to Lisa here, Lisa,

1001
00:41:31,320 --> 00:41:32,560
Speaker 3: you've you dacked yourself.

1002
00:41:33,440 --> 00:41:36,960
Speaker 24: Yeah. So I'm forty seven. I have a twenty eight

1003
00:41:37,040 --> 00:41:39,839
Speaker 24: year old and a thirty year old kids, and I'm

1004
00:41:39,840 --> 00:41:42,200
Speaker 24: a grandma. And it was a joke going around to

1005
00:41:42,280 --> 00:41:45,000
Speaker 24: my friends while she was of great undies. So that's

1006
00:41:45,040 --> 00:41:47,480
Speaker 24: myself to say that I'm still young and I look amazing,

1007
00:41:47,600 --> 00:41:49,240
Speaker 24: and I don't wear graandy unkies.

1008
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,520
Speaker 3: Hang on, Alisa, what undies were you wearing?

1009
00:41:52,640 --> 00:41:58,279
Speaker 2: It's a bit too fasts. Absolutely, no way, There no

1010
00:41:58,560 --> 00:42:00,279
Speaker 2: reason that you can ask her. I thought in no

1011
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:02,759
Speaker 2: world to punctuate in no world, Just.

1012
00:42:05,239 --> 00:42:06,319
Speaker 4: Who did you dack yourself in.

1013
00:42:06,400 --> 00:42:11,239
Speaker 24: Front of my friends, not my not my normal grandkids? Yea,

1014
00:42:12,400 --> 00:42:14,680
Speaker 24: thank you for the mental health talk a few days ago.

1015
00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:20,160
Speaker 24: Oh yes, two days ago when you mentioned it for

1016
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,680
Speaker 24: everyone to be aware of. So I'll suffer it myself.

1017
00:42:22,960 --> 00:42:26,440
Speaker 3: Thank you, all right, thanks Lisa, great stuff. Keep dacking

1018
00:42:26,480 --> 00:42:28,000
Speaker 3: yourself real quick.

1019
00:42:28,440 --> 00:42:29,080
Speaker 4: To mate.

1020
00:42:29,080 --> 00:42:30,919
Speaker 2: You can't ask a woman what under she was wearing?

1021
00:42:30,960 --> 00:42:32,879
Speaker 2: No one, she's a grand she's forty a grandma, she's

1022
00:42:32,920 --> 00:42:33,799
Speaker 2: forty seven years old.

1023
00:42:34,080 --> 00:42:41,840
Speaker 3: Play it strikes to go totally. I've got thirty five minutes.

1024
00:42:42,680 --> 00:42:45,040
Speaker 3: So I dacked myself in front of in front of

1025
00:42:45,080 --> 00:42:47,000
Speaker 3: Paris Hilton will a bit of.

1026
00:42:46,960 --> 00:42:48,160
Speaker 2: A bit of a flex, bit of a name drop

1027
00:42:48,280 --> 00:42:49,480
Speaker 2: from you, from you here as well.

1028
00:42:49,400 --> 00:42:51,120
Speaker 3: No doubt there's a good reason why I did it.

1029
00:42:51,160 --> 00:42:51,880
Speaker 3: By the way, over run.

1030
00:42:52,000 --> 00:42:54,040
Speaker 1: So we had an interview with Paris Hilton and she

1031
00:42:54,280 --> 00:42:57,440
Speaker 1: was over zoom. So she's on the computer and we

1032
00:42:57,480 --> 00:43:00,560
Speaker 1: were having some audio issues. I think think so she

1033
00:43:00,680 --> 00:43:02,960
Speaker 1: could hear us or we could hear her, but she

1034
00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:05,640
Speaker 1: couldn't hear us. And I'm thinking of myself. I'm trying

1035
00:43:05,640 --> 00:43:06,640
Speaker 1: to think on the spot, what do you do?

1036
00:43:06,960 --> 00:43:07,719
Speaker 4: What do you do? What do you do?

1037
00:43:07,800 --> 00:43:09,680
Speaker 3: Anyway, she actually suggested to do a strip.

1038
00:43:11,160 --> 00:43:13,920
Speaker 4: Yeah, I remember this. You're telling it to me like

1039
00:43:14,040 --> 00:43:15,320
Speaker 4: it at the first time. I remember this.

1040
00:43:15,520 --> 00:43:17,399
Speaker 3: Got up on the table and pulled my bloody pants down.

1041
00:43:17,400 --> 00:43:18,640
Speaker 3: I remember that saved the day?

1042
00:43:18,719 --> 00:43:21,600
Speaker 4: Will I know? I think we got issues, didn't.

1043
00:43:21,320 --> 00:43:24,640
Speaker 1: Well, she seemed to enjoy it. Let's go to Luke here.

1044
00:43:25,440 --> 00:43:29,080
Speaker 1: She asked me to she said, do a strip, and.

1045
00:43:29,080 --> 00:43:30,080
Speaker 4: Then I don't think she did.

1046
00:43:30,200 --> 00:43:31,480
Speaker 3: My memory, I don't think she did.

1047
00:43:31,760 --> 00:43:32,000
Speaker 4: She did.

1048
00:43:32,120 --> 00:43:33,239
Speaker 3: No, she didn't my memory of it.

1049
00:43:33,360 --> 00:43:34,719
Speaker 4: No, she didn't ask you to do a strip. You

1050
00:43:34,800 --> 00:43:36,279
Speaker 4: were just like killed the time. So you pulled your

1051
00:43:36,320 --> 00:43:38,960
Speaker 4: pants down. She said, you got on the desk into

1052
00:43:39,000 --> 00:43:40,719
Speaker 4: a strip, and then she got on the desk in

1053
00:43:40,840 --> 00:43:41,280
Speaker 4: your jocks.

1054
00:43:41,840 --> 00:43:44,719
Speaker 3: Yeah. I danced around, and I'm pretty sure when she

1055
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,719
Speaker 3: when we connected, she goes, that's hot.

1056
00:43:46,840 --> 00:43:47,000
Speaker 4: You know.

1057
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,440
Speaker 3: Any Let's go to Luky here for.

1058
00:43:50,600 --> 00:43:55,279
Speaker 4: This story ten years old. G you've hadded some mao

1059
00:43:55,400 --> 00:43:55,839
Speaker 4: in your head.

1060
00:43:55,960 --> 00:43:59,000
Speaker 3: That's heart. Look, that's heart.

1061
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,799
Speaker 2: Look look for your birthday party. Your decked yourself, take

1062
00:44:01,840 --> 00:44:02,279
Speaker 2: his home mate.

1063
00:44:02,320 --> 00:44:03,120
Speaker 4: Let's get us out of here.

1064
00:44:03,120 --> 00:44:07,279
Speaker 22: Hey, boys, yeah, Friday long large for birthday. As I said,

1065
00:44:07,760 --> 00:44:08,239
Speaker 22: jumped in the.

1066
00:44:08,280 --> 00:44:12,000
Speaker 3: Lit Okay, sorry, like we lost it. You jumped in

1067
00:44:12,080 --> 00:44:12,399
Speaker 3: a lift?

1068
00:44:13,640 --> 00:44:16,920
Speaker 22: Yeah? Or not then? But yeh as Cory went, jumped

1069
00:44:16,960 --> 00:44:19,680
Speaker 22: in the loop. Boys, damn you get down at your birthday.

1070
00:44:19,760 --> 00:44:23,239
Speaker 22: Get down of your birthday suit. Jeez stripped down, pully nothing,

1071
00:44:23,360 --> 00:44:25,799
Speaker 22: down to the socks. The doors opened, We got into

1072
00:44:25,880 --> 00:44:28,240
Speaker 22: the function room and was awake. The wake was finishing.

1073
00:44:31,320 --> 00:44:32,520
Speaker 14: Will and Woody.

1074
00:44:32,360 --> 00:44:33,399
Speaker 4: Third six five.

1075
00:44:33,480 --> 00:44:35,560
Speaker 2: If you think you can convince us you are in

1076
00:44:35,640 --> 00:44:37,960
Speaker 2: the car with somebody else, give us a call. It's

1077
00:44:38,000 --> 00:44:42,160
Speaker 2: fine alone, Willard Woodies, fine alone.

1078
00:44:42,400 --> 00:44:46,560
Speaker 1: Alrighty, it's our job, Wilber to guess is someone else

1079
00:44:46,600 --> 00:44:48,399
Speaker 1: actually there? Or are you just putting on a little

1080
00:44:48,440 --> 00:44:51,320
Speaker 1: cheeky voice. Let's go to Talia here, who's got on

1081
00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:52,560
Speaker 1: thirteen one oh sixty five?

1082
00:44:52,719 --> 00:44:54,239
Speaker 3: Talia, who are you in the car with?

1083
00:44:55,360 --> 00:44:56,200
Speaker 11: Helloo?

1084
00:44:56,200 --> 00:44:56,560
Speaker 4: I'm just.

1085
00:44:58,360 --> 00:44:59,520
Speaker 1: Just miss one of my friends.

1086
00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:01,919
Speaker 3: Would you mind giving her a name?

1087
00:45:03,880 --> 00:45:04,200
Speaker 6: Chelsea?

1088
00:45:04,840 --> 00:45:10,160
Speaker 1: Chelsea, I'm Chelsea or Chelsea. Chelsea, Chelsea, Okay, can you

1089
00:45:10,200 --> 00:45:11,480
Speaker 1: throw Chelsea on the fine place?

1090
00:45:12,520 --> 00:45:12,719
Speaker 24: Yeah?

1091
00:45:13,000 --> 00:45:14,880
Speaker 4: That was a real dad comment, wasn't it. That's what

1092
00:45:16,200 --> 00:45:18,040
Speaker 4: is it? Chelsea? Is it just Chelsea?

1093
00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:20,600
Speaker 6: La?

1094
00:45:21,080 --> 00:45:23,200
Speaker 4: I'm Chelsea. Hello, I'm Chelsea.

1095
00:45:24,520 --> 00:45:26,440
Speaker 3: Where have you been with Tlia? Where have you been?

1096
00:45:26,440 --> 00:45:27,920
Speaker 3: Where you guys been hanging out on a Friday?

1097
00:45:29,120 --> 00:45:29,279
Speaker 18: Oh?

1098
00:45:29,480 --> 00:45:32,719
Speaker 17: You know, just driving going away to a holiday house

1099
00:45:32,760 --> 00:45:33,320
Speaker 17: with our friends.

1100
00:45:33,719 --> 00:45:34,560
Speaker 3: It's two different people.

1101
00:45:34,600 --> 00:45:36,440
Speaker 4: Will you go to a holiday house with your friends?

1102
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:41,680
Speaker 3: That sounds elite? Nice, that sounds so good? This too, Talia, Chelsea?

1103
00:45:41,800 --> 00:45:42,439
Speaker 3: You're both real?

1104
00:45:44,080 --> 00:45:44,279
Speaker 22: Yeah?

1105
00:45:44,320 --> 00:45:44,759
Speaker 5: Where real?

1106
00:45:44,960 --> 00:45:45,480
Speaker 12: Yeah you are?

1107
00:45:45,840 --> 00:45:46,720
Speaker 3: Have a great weekend?

1108
00:45:47,239 --> 00:45:51,160
Speaker 4: Girls? Can I just ask very quickly, Talia? I'm Chelsea.

1109
00:45:52,160 --> 00:45:54,719
Speaker 2: It always interests me as to why people call up

1110
00:45:54,880 --> 00:45:57,439
Speaker 2: when you know you're not neither of you are putting

1111
00:45:57,440 --> 00:45:59,040
Speaker 2: a voice on. You're not calling a trick as you're

1112
00:45:59,040 --> 00:45:59,719
Speaker 2: just calling the show.

1113
00:45:59,800 --> 00:46:00,799
Speaker 4: What the motive there?

1114
00:46:02,560 --> 00:46:03,120
Speaker 6: The popcorn?

1115
00:46:03,239 --> 00:46:04,120
Speaker 5: We got really excited.

1116
00:46:04,200 --> 00:46:05,760
Speaker 17: We thought it was the popcorn time already.

1117
00:46:07,920 --> 00:46:12,040
Speaker 4: I thought that might have been the case.

1118
00:46:12,239 --> 00:46:15,040
Speaker 3: Now, Brendan, are you the popcorn producing?

1119
00:46:15,120 --> 00:46:15,719
Speaker 4: Can say?

1120
00:46:15,800 --> 00:46:18,320
Speaker 2: The producers have obviously been thrown at least one hundred

1121
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:21,120
Speaker 2: calls for the popcorn here and they've had to repurpose.

1122
00:46:20,640 --> 00:46:22,960
Speaker 4: Them into final line. Sorry, mate, you're too early for

1123
00:46:23,040 --> 00:46:25,600
Speaker 4: the popcorn, but you like to play final line?

1124
00:46:25,680 --> 00:46:29,880
Speaker 3: You calling for popcorn, Brennan always yeah, funny.

1125
00:46:29,920 --> 00:46:32,399
Speaker 1: Hell well, you might as well play final line while

1126
00:46:32,400 --> 00:46:34,560
Speaker 1: we've got I'm so I'm sorry.

1127
00:46:34,600 --> 00:46:36,480
Speaker 2: I'm sorry to poo pants and the and the producing

1128
00:46:36,520 --> 00:46:38,880
Speaker 2: team out there. I've really rained on their parade here.

1129
00:46:38,920 --> 00:46:41,359
Speaker 3: It was a silly question, the popcorn question.

1130
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:42,960
Speaker 4: No, why do you call? Oh?

1131
00:46:43,560 --> 00:46:46,920
Speaker 1: I was sloppy anchoring early to mention the popping popcorn

1132
00:46:46,960 --> 00:46:48,239
Speaker 1: at the top of our I mean, I think we're

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Speaker 1: gonna we're gonna point the finger, William pointed appropriately.

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00:46:51,680 --> 00:46:54,120
Speaker 3: Let's go Brennan. Who are you in the car with?

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00:46:55,080 --> 00:46:57,120
Speaker 24: I'm in the car with my partner.

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00:46:57,680 --> 00:46:57,839
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1137
00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:58,480
Speaker 3: What's her name?

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00:47:00,040 --> 00:47:01,600
Speaker 4: Taylor? Kayla?

1139
00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:07,480
Speaker 3: All right, Chuck Taylor on the phone. Hello, Hi Kayla.

1140
00:47:08,239 --> 00:47:09,800
Speaker 3: What's the sexiest thing about Brennan?

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00:47:12,160 --> 00:47:13,759
Speaker 4: Probably? Oh?

1142
00:47:13,920 --> 00:47:17,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, tell us about how Brennan swept you off your feet, like,

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00:47:17,480 --> 00:47:21,400
Speaker 1: tell us about that first time you met with a broom.

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Speaker 14: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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00:47:28,040 --> 00:47:30,960
Speaker 4: Probably give ways some cash. Don't stop the pup with

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00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:34,320
Speaker 4: popping microwave popcorn. Find it in the chip style of

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Speaker 4: all major retailers.

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Speaker 8: Don't stop the.

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Speaker 3: Part easiest way to win cash on radio, Emma.

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00:47:47,360 --> 00:47:50,400
Speaker 1: The way this works, we chuck some pop and microwave

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00:47:50,480 --> 00:47:52,720
Speaker 1: popcorn in the microwave here in the studio.

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00:47:53,200 --> 00:47:55,600
Speaker 3: The microwave then reads out monetary figures.

1153
00:47:55,800 --> 00:47:59,799
Speaker 1: You have to yell stop before the ding on the microwave,

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00:47:59,840 --> 00:48:01,680
Speaker 1: and then you win that amount of cash.

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00:48:01,960 --> 00:48:04,719
Speaker 3: Now, Emma, what would you what would you use the

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Speaker 3: cash for.

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00:48:06,960 --> 00:48:09,799
Speaker 5: Well, I've got a trip coming up next Thursday, taking

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00:48:09,880 --> 00:48:13,719
Speaker 5: my order to see Billy Eilish in concert, so I'm

1159
00:48:13,840 --> 00:48:17,480
Speaker 5: pretty sure some extra spending money would just be ideal.

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00:48:18,040 --> 00:48:21,640
Speaker 3: Nice, Yeah, great, call Billy Aleish, She's very good luck.

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00:48:23,400 --> 00:48:24,399
Speaker 5: Yeah, I can't wait.

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00:48:25,320 --> 00:48:27,839
Speaker 4: Amazing all right, Emma, you know the deal. We're going

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Speaker 4: to chuck the microwave in the popcorn.

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Speaker 2: Monetary amounts checked the microwave in the pop Just take five, man,

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00:48:34,200 --> 00:48:35,200
Speaker 2: I've already explained the game.

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00:48:35,239 --> 00:48:36,280
Speaker 3: Let's put it in the microwave.

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00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,000
Speaker 4: Let's get this on, shall we.

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Speaker 10: Two hundred and forty dollars, four hundred and twelve dollars,

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Speaker 10: five hundred and seven dollars one thousand, four hundred and

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00:48:57,360 --> 00:49:04,400
Speaker 10: nine dollars two thy twelve dollars joke, Oh.

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00:49:09,400 --> 00:49:12,680
Speaker 4: My goodness, two thousand two half you had to go.

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00:49:15,480 --> 00:49:17,040
Speaker 2: Helps, just find out how much that.

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00:49:19,000 --> 00:49:19,480
Speaker 5: I want to know?

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00:49:20,320 --> 00:49:22,640
Speaker 4: Here we go, let's ever listen.

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Speaker 10: Three thousand and seventy four dollars five hundred, no, five,

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Speaker 10: nine hundred and seventy.

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Speaker 6: Oh my goodness, six thousand, oh, oh my goodness, O

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00:49:50,280 --> 00:49:54,280
Speaker 6: my god, honey, oh my goodness.

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00:49:55,040 --> 00:49:57,680
Speaker 5: Well a big shopping spray for me and my daughter.

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00:49:58,800 --> 00:50:01,520
Speaker 3: Two thousand man by a bit of merch.

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00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,640
Speaker 4: It's been a billy a leash merch.

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Speaker 3: That'd be good.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, don'vd ken dinny catch you on the way out.

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Speaker 4: At the end of a competition, you have served your purpose.

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Speaker 4: Take your cash.

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Speaker 2: We're not good at PostScript comments post competitions.