WEBVTT - MINI: Date Night Fails

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<v Speaker 1>Quest.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast. So

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<v Speaker 2>how was your weekend that the date night crumbled? By

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<v Speaker 2>the way on Friday?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you mean? I thought, we know, we took course,

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<v Speaker 3>we took.

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<v Speaker 2>So long choosing the movie, which filled at the time

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<v Speaker 2>felt so important to get.

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<v Speaker 1>If you miss Friday's show, where the hell were you?

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<v Speaker 1>But on Friday's show we were helping jack your boy out.

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<v Speaker 1>First date night since Little Baby Gordon came along seven eight.

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<v Speaker 2>Eight weeks now, seven weeks ago.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and so you were going to go and see

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<v Speaker 1>the Nick Cage movie, The Unbearable.

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<v Speaker 2>Weight of Massive Rellance. People are raving about it. Nick

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<v Speaker 2>Cage plays himself.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, first of all, Gordon's eating schedule was out of whack.

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<v Speaker 3>So what do you mean he's doing seven weeks old.

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<v Speaker 1>He's not having it like a three course meal, pudding

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<v Speaker 1>in dessert.

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<v Speaker 2>He's not eating, He's just sucking. He can't unlatch. I

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<v Speaker 2>guess until he's finished Little Boy. He's eating. And I'm

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<v Speaker 2>looking at the time, looking at my watch. The movies

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<v Speaker 2>at six point thirty are like, we're not going to

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<v Speaker 2>make it. We're not going to make it. He's sucking

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<v Speaker 2>away second away, and we missed the start of the film,

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<v Speaker 2>so I said, well, we're not going to go in,

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<v Speaker 2>like I hate missing the start. We missed the start.

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<v Speaker 2>I go, well, let's still go to dumplings. Then we'll

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<v Speaker 2>still go into the cinema, pretend we saw the movie.

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<v Speaker 3>So was your mom still round to babysit?

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<v Speaker 2>Mom was there, Yeah, but she can't feed Gordon, so

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<v Speaker 2>it's not like, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>To start bringing mum boobies into this first break. At

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<v Speaker 1>the start, he was just throwing up because it's so

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<v Speaker 1>rousing for him.

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<v Speaker 3>Pervert. Sorry, carry on.

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<v Speaker 2>Then the dumpling place that we were going to eat out,

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<v Speaker 2>which I love the dumplings there.

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<v Speaker 3>Or glass of water or do you need a glass

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<v Speaker 3>of milk? Sick?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry he just told us. He went on as it's

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<v Speaker 1>her mother's boobies, and now Wonder is like spushing like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my god, I can't belete my luck. There's the

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<v Speaker 1>whole show going to be like this.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, okay, ever distracted the story anyways, Well you mum's there,

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<v Speaker 2>mum's mums. There's a home course. So we go to

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<v Speaker 2>get dumplings. Dumplings is booked up. We can't eat dumplings.

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<v Speaker 2>I get suky about it.

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<v Speaker 3>You didn't book the dumpling place?

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<v Speaker 2>No, I thought eating Friday night? Yeah, no, I don't anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>booked Tom. That's stupid.

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<v Speaker 3>No, no, you should have known you love the dumplings.

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<v Speaker 2>So then I got all suki in the jack.

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<v Speaker 3>Anchor.

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<v Speaker 2>So I dropped the anchor back off home.

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<v Speaker 1>And then I wait, you dropped your wife on the

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<v Speaker 1>date night.

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<v Speaker 3>Nowhere to go?

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<v Speaker 2>There's nowhere to go.

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<v Speaker 3>The mir the tesla gullowing Dora opens out like get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and then I was pouring down.

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<v Speaker 3>I should go back the doors to your mum. Your

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<v Speaker 3>mum will do with this. You go, oh, everything all right?

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<v Speaker 3>Where's chack? They will then have a chat.

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<v Speaker 1>They've had many types of night riders out there right now,

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<v Speaker 1>driving in the rain mumbling.

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<v Speaker 3>Dumplings.

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<v Speaker 2>That was my Frida. I was park in the rain

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<v Speaker 2>eating supermarket sushi. That was my dinner. It wasn't even

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<v Speaker 2>that good.

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<v Speaker 1>That's a line from an Ed Shearing, So isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It's actually too good for Eded Shearing. Oh, I'm sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>Next weekend.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>I also had a kind of epic date night fell

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<v Speaker 1>on Saturday night. It started first of all, when I

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<v Speaker 1>said to my wife, look, why don't you pick where

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<v Speaker 1>we go out for dinner, because there's too much pressure

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<v Speaker 1>when I have to pick, I just like get so

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<v Speaker 1>anxious sad.

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<v Speaker 3>You pick.

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<v Speaker 1>She was, oh, look, someone's recommended this restaurant and I

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<v Speaker 1>I had a look online. I went, it's really brightly lit.

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<v Speaker 1>She went and apparently the foods and cradle went great,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go. As soon as he pulled up outside, you

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<v Speaker 1>know when you know, like this is this is going

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<v Speaker 1>to be awful. It had a three photos of dishes

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<v Speaker 1>in the window. Yeah you know, you know, no, it

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<v Speaker 1>was so brightly lit in there, painting or something in there.

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<v Speaker 2>That's the kind of place for takeaway and that you

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<v Speaker 2>don't have a sit down date night in there.

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<v Speaker 1>They look confused and we turned up. They were like

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<v Speaker 1>take away and now I was like no, and they went, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my wife was really dressed up as well, because otherwise

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<v Speaker 1>we were going to cinema and I boot gold class.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know why my wife's started to put like

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<v Speaker 1>an outfit and I said, you know, I know we

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<v Speaker 1>have been to cinema like two is it's in the

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<v Speaker 1>dark stool.

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you getting all dressed up?

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<v Speaker 1>Should I some sort of snazzy outfit on and like

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<v Speaker 1>leather trousers.

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<v Speaker 3>Look like we'd broken down. We're like, hell were English?

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<v Speaker 1>She's having food here the rolls rice is broken down.

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<v Speaker 3>And waiting for the ra CV. We're up to see

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<v Speaker 3>downtown Abbey.

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<v Speaker 2>Now you're reading a restaurant with the only other people

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<v Speaker 2>in there are the motorcycle drivers for Uber picking up

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<v Speaker 2>other people's meals.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was just everyone looking like a could smell

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<v Speaker 1>like perfume and hairs. Right, We're just like, are they

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<v Speaker 1>on a date? It's like a first night? Is it

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<v Speaker 1>an app that's led me or something?

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<v Speaker 3>The meal obviously was a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Charm so gold class or it just gets worse?

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<v Speaker 3>Right? I booked for us to go and see The Northman.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, I love a Viking TV show.

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<v Speaker 1>What's better than a two and a half hour letless

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<v Speaker 1>see violent blood thirst the Viking revenge movie. You put

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<v Speaker 1>those things things together for me, a Viking movie then

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<v Speaker 1>adding a revenge movie.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you even picture it? To Sarah?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, she also loves watching the Viking things. But I

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<v Speaker 1>just thought that I sort of said, it's also like

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<v Speaker 1>a love story. It isn't, so she went a love story.

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<v Speaker 1>I all of a sudden told her that the only

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<v Speaker 1>two tickets that I'd found because everything when that house

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<v Speaker 1>was sold out, because it was like Saturday at nine o'clock,

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<v Speaker 1>Primetime was right in the front. So you know, when

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<v Speaker 1>you're have you ever been in the front row at

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<v Speaker 1>the cinema? At least with gold class You can put

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<v Speaker 1>it back, but even so, you're like, let's be right there.

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<v Speaker 1>It's two and a half hours of a lot of hacking,

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<v Speaker 1>and at one moment the main character bit it's the

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<v Speaker 1>throat out of another Viking, right, and we'd oh god,

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<v Speaker 1>I actually thought we were it was happening to us.

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<v Speaker 1>It was so I had Viking nightmares or anyway, five

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<v Speaker 1>minutes in.

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<v Speaker 3>My wife she's just checked out.

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<v Speaker 1>She goes to me, She goes to me, don't tell

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<v Speaker 1>me you're enjoying this rubbish.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>We got two in half house, Like go do you

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<v Speaker 1>want to go? This is brilliant. At one point she

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<v Speaker 1>just started to pay utility bills.

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<v Speaker 2>On her phone that would annoying me.

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<v Speaker 1>An hour later, she's just looking at Instagram feed some

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<v Speaker 1>horses and ponies. Well, I'm watching more and more hacking

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<v Speaker 1>and stuff like that. You've got to go and see

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<v Speaker 1>The north Man.

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<v Speaker 2>This is my kind of movie. I love to see

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<v Speaker 2>the Revenge of the Vikings.

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<v Speaker 1>It's amazing. Just a couple of things to be aware of.

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<v Speaker 1>You saw Big Little Lies with Nicole Kidman, and.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got that. I've never seen it anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>The Nicole Kidman's in it, and uh, it's quite strange

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<v Speaker 1>actually because obviously Vikings you don't need to know a

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<v Speaker 1>lot about Viking history, but they're, you know, basically set

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<v Speaker 1>in their Danish and Norwegian. Nicole's got Irish accent for

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<v Speaker 1>no reason. They're at one moment it goes Scottish and

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<v Speaker 1>then she remembers what movie she's in, like she's won

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<v Speaker 1>on the wrong set, and she becomes like a strange Viking.

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<v Speaker 3>She's always gonna she's always.

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<v Speaker 1>Got that wide eyed wherever she is, she's a Viking lady.

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<v Speaker 3>She's got like three expressions.

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<v Speaker 2>Or the Russian meditation lady she was in Nine Perfect Strangers.

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<v Speaker 1>When she finally dials in The Viking, it's that Russian

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<v Speaker 1>lady from nine per Vada Father Taia plus from the

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<v Speaker 1>move from the TV show right, which is very very good.

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<v Speaker 1>Big Little Eyes, the actor that played her husband in it,

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<v Speaker 1>is also in this movie. Right.

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<v Speaker 3>He's a star, but he's her.

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<v Speaker 1>Son now in movie and even did the casting directors

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<v Speaker 1>know they've been in something together? That's right, they're married.

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<v Speaker 1>How are they now selling it to us? It's those

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<v Speaker 1>two again, but now Irish Scottish Transylvanian kidman is now

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<v Speaker 1>his mum and Ethan Hawk is in it as well.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a great movie, however, it is not a

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<v Speaker 1>Saturday night date night movie.

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