Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian o'connells Show podcast. So
Speaker 2: how was your weekend that the date night crumbled? By
Speaker 2: the way on Friday?
Speaker 3: What do you mean? I thought, we know, we took course,
Speaker 3: we took.
Speaker 2: So long choosing the movie, which filled at the time
Speaker 2: felt so important to get.
Speaker 1: If you miss Friday's show, where the hell were you?
Speaker 1: But on Friday's show we were helping jack your boy out.
Speaker 1: First date night since Little Baby Gordon came along seven eight.
Speaker 2: Eight weeks now, seven weeks ago.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so you were going to go and see
Speaker 1: the Nick Cage movie, The Unbearable.
Speaker 2: Weight of Massive Rellance. People are raving about it. Nick
Speaker 2: Cage plays himself.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, first of all, Gordon's eating schedule was out of whack.
Speaker 3: So what do you mean he's doing seven weeks old.
Speaker 1: He's not having it like a three course meal, pudding
Speaker 1: in dessert.
Speaker 2: He's not eating, He's just sucking. He can't unlatch. I
Speaker 2: guess until he's finished Little Boy. He's eating. And I'm
Speaker 2: looking at the time, looking at my watch. The movies
Speaker 2: at six point thirty are like, we're not going to
Speaker 2: make it. We're not going to make it. He's sucking
Speaker 2: away second away, and we missed the start of the film,
Speaker 2: so I said, well, we're not going to go in,
Speaker 2: like I hate missing the start. We missed the start.
Speaker 2: I go, well, let's still go to dumplings. Then we'll
Speaker 2: still go into the cinema, pretend we saw the movie.
Speaker 3: So was your mom still round to babysit?
Speaker 2: Mom was there, Yeah, but she can't feed Gordon, so
Speaker 2: it's not like, you know.
Speaker 1: To start bringing mum boobies into this first break. At
Speaker 1: the start, he was just throwing up because it's so
Speaker 1: rousing for him.
Speaker 3: Pervert. Sorry, carry on.
Speaker 2: Then the dumpling place that we were going to eat out,
Speaker 2: which I love the dumplings there.
Speaker 3: Or glass of water or do you need a glass
Speaker 3: of milk? Sick?
Speaker 1: Sorry he just told us. He went on as it's
Speaker 1: her mother's boobies, and now Wonder is like spushing like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, I can't belete my luck. There's the
Speaker 1: whole show going to be like this.
Speaker 2: Well, okay, ever distracted the story anyways, Well you mum's there,
Speaker 2: mum's mums. There's a home course. So we go to
Speaker 2: get dumplings. Dumplings is booked up. We can't eat dumplings.
Speaker 2: I get suky about it.
Speaker 3: You didn't book the dumpling place?
Speaker 2: No, I thought eating Friday night? Yeah, no, I don't anyways,
Speaker 2: booked Tom. That's stupid.
Speaker 3: No, no, you should have known you love the dumplings.
Speaker 2: So then I got all suki in the jack.
Speaker 3: Anchor.
Speaker 2: So I dropped the anchor back off home.
Speaker 1: And then I wait, you dropped your wife on the
Speaker 1: date night.
Speaker 3: Nowhere to go?
Speaker 2: There's nowhere to go.
Speaker 3: The mir the tesla gullowing Dora opens out like get out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then I was pouring down.
Speaker 3: I should go back the doors to your mum. Your
Speaker 3: mum will do with this. You go, oh, everything all right?
Speaker 3: Where's chack? They will then have a chat.
Speaker 1: They've had many types of night riders out there right now,
Speaker 1: driving in the rain mumbling.
Speaker 3: Dumplings.
Speaker 2: That was my Frida. I was park in the rain
Speaker 2: eating supermarket sushi. That was my dinner. It wasn't even
Speaker 2: that good.
Speaker 1: That's a line from an Ed Shearing, So isn't it.
Speaker 1: It's actually too good for Eded Shearing. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: Next weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 1: I also had a kind of epic date night fell
Speaker 1: on Saturday night. It started first of all, when I
Speaker 1: said to my wife, look, why don't you pick where
Speaker 1: we go out for dinner, because there's too much pressure
Speaker 1: when I have to pick, I just like get so
Speaker 1: anxious sad.
Speaker 3: You pick.
Speaker 1: She was, oh, look, someone's recommended this restaurant and I
Speaker 1: I had a look online. I went, it's really brightly lit.
Speaker 1: She went and apparently the foods and cradle went great,
Speaker 1: let's go. As soon as he pulled up outside, you
Speaker 1: know when you know, like this is this is going
Speaker 1: to be awful. It had a three photos of dishes
Speaker 1: in the window. Yeah you know, you know, no, it
Speaker 1: was so brightly lit in there, painting or something in there.
Speaker 2: That's the kind of place for takeaway and that you
Speaker 2: don't have a sit down date night in there.
Speaker 1: They look confused and we turned up. They were like
Speaker 1: take away and now I was like no, and they went, oh,
Speaker 1: my wife was really dressed up as well, because otherwise
Speaker 1: we were going to cinema and I boot gold class.
Speaker 1: I don't know why my wife's started to put like
Speaker 1: an outfit and I said, you know, I know we
Speaker 1: have been to cinema like two is it's in the
Speaker 1: dark stool.
Speaker 3: Why are you getting all dressed up?
Speaker 1: Should I some sort of snazzy outfit on and like
Speaker 1: leather trousers.
Speaker 3: Look like we'd broken down. We're like, hell were English?
Speaker 1: She's having food here the rolls rice is broken down.
Speaker 3: And waiting for the ra CV. We're up to see
Speaker 3: downtown Abbey.
Speaker 2: Now you're reading a restaurant with the only other people
Speaker 2: in there are the motorcycle drivers for Uber picking up
Speaker 2: other people's meals.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was just everyone looking like a could smell
Speaker 1: like perfume and hairs. Right, We're just like, are they
Speaker 1: on a date? It's like a first night? Is it
Speaker 1: an app that's led me or something?
Speaker 3: The meal obviously was a bit.
Speaker 1: Charm so gold class or it just gets worse?
Speaker 3: Right? I booked for us to go and see The Northman.
Speaker 3: You know, I love a Viking TV show.
Speaker 1: What's better than a two and a half hour letless
Speaker 1: see violent blood thirst the Viking revenge movie. You put
Speaker 1: those things things together for me, a Viking movie then
Speaker 1: adding a revenge movie.
Speaker 2: How did you even picture it? To Sarah?
Speaker 1: Well, she also loves watching the Viking things. But I
Speaker 1: just thought that I sort of said, it's also like
Speaker 1: a love story. It isn't, so she went a love story.
Speaker 1: I all of a sudden told her that the only
Speaker 1: two tickets that I'd found because everything when that house
Speaker 1: was sold out, because it was like Saturday at nine o'clock,
Speaker 1: Primetime was right in the front. So you know, when
Speaker 1: you're have you ever been in the front row at
Speaker 1: the cinema? At least with gold class You can put
Speaker 1: it back, but even so, you're like, let's be right there.
Speaker 1: It's two and a half hours of a lot of hacking,
Speaker 1: and at one moment the main character bit it's the
Speaker 1: throat out of another Viking, right, and we'd oh god,
Speaker 1: I actually thought we were it was happening to us.
Speaker 1: It was so I had Viking nightmares or anyway, five
Speaker 1: minutes in.
Speaker 3: My wife she's just checked out.
Speaker 1: She goes to me, She goes to me, don't tell
Speaker 1: me you're enjoying this rubbish.
Speaker 2: Oh god, there we go.
Speaker 1: We got two in half house, Like go do you
Speaker 1: want to go? This is brilliant. At one point she
Speaker 1: just started to pay utility bills.
Speaker 2: On her phone that would annoying me.
Speaker 1: An hour later, she's just looking at Instagram feed some
Speaker 1: horses and ponies. Well, I'm watching more and more hacking
Speaker 1: and stuff like that. You've got to go and see
Speaker 1: The north Man.
Speaker 2: This is my kind of movie. I love to see
Speaker 2: the Revenge of the Vikings.
Speaker 1: It's amazing. Just a couple of things to be aware of.
Speaker 1: You saw Big Little Lies with Nicole Kidman, and.
Speaker 3: She's got that. I've never seen it anyway.
Speaker 1: The Nicole Kidman's in it, and uh, it's quite strange
Speaker 1: actually because obviously Vikings you don't need to know a
Speaker 1: lot about Viking history, but they're, you know, basically set
Speaker 1: in their Danish and Norwegian. Nicole's got Irish accent for
Speaker 1: no reason. They're at one moment it goes Scottish and
Speaker 1: then she remembers what movie she's in, like she's won
Speaker 1: on the wrong set, and she becomes like a strange Viking.
Speaker 3: She's always gonna she's always.
Speaker 1: Got that wide eyed wherever she is, she's a Viking lady.
Speaker 3: She's got like three expressions.
Speaker 2: Or the Russian meditation lady she was in Nine Perfect Strangers.
Speaker 1: When she finally dials in The Viking, it's that Russian
Speaker 1: lady from nine per Vada Father Taia plus from the
Speaker 1: move from the TV show right, which is very very good.
Speaker 1: Big Little Eyes, the actor that played her husband in it,
Speaker 1: is also in this movie. Right.
Speaker 3: He's a star, but he's her.
Speaker 1: Son now in movie and even did the casting directors
Speaker 1: know they've been in something together? That's right, they're married.
Speaker 1: How are they now selling it to us? It's those
Speaker 1: two again, but now Irish Scottish Transylvanian kidman is now
Speaker 1: his mum and Ethan Hawk is in it as well.
Speaker 1: It is a great movie, however, it is not a
Speaker 1: Saturday night date night movie.
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