Speaker 1: Quest.
Speaker 2: Yeah, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Hands off my department. I understand the mind of a
Speaker 3: teenage boy, because I feel like one still sometimes.
Speaker 4: Excuse him, excuse him a gendarme an area.
Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell Show Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 4: Hey, good morning, It's a Christian O'Connell show Friday morning.
Speaker 5: Happy Friday, Jack and Pats.
Speaker 4: Hello, what is everyone up.
Speaker 5: To this weekend?
Speaker 4: Before we get into double thumbs.
Speaker 3: Up, I have promised this weekend to start on the
Speaker 3: baby's nursery. I'm not going to paint it. I'm going
Speaker 3: to prepare for painting, standing filling holes.
Speaker 6: No no, you're going to paint a couple of weeks ago.
Speaker 3: No oh yeah, no, I have to paint now. So painting, actually,
Speaker 3: most of painting is about the preparation. If you get
Speaker 3: a clean.
Speaker 4: Sound like every you know the amount of times my
Speaker 4: wife's walked in there, She's found me just reading a
Speaker 4: book on the floor, going God, because I'm still preparing.
Speaker 4: It's gonna bit just to settle the dust in here
Speaker 4: a bit. No you can't.
Speaker 3: So you've got to have the walls clean. You can't
Speaker 3: have dust. You can't have holes that anfield.
Speaker 5: In a room that's been shot at. Why are there's
Speaker 5: so many.
Speaker 3: Holes Because I used to have all my posters up
Speaker 3: there and I hung them up with screws, and now
Speaker 3: the screws.
Speaker 5: That is all your fault. All right, Patsy, what are
Speaker 5: you up to?
Speaker 6: Yes, I've got a big girl's day tomorrow, having a
Speaker 6: lovely lunch in the city and going to mulan Ruge.
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, a couple of tricks and lost, so
Speaker 4: you'll be sleep during story.
Speaker 3: You might get up on stage and be one of
Speaker 3: the girls.
Speaker 4: Tell you what we are going to really special exclusivevent tonight.
Speaker 4: It's a big grand opening of our neighbors in our street.
Speaker 4: They've had a bar made outside in their garden. We
Speaker 4: are down to Ben and Sky's at number thirty two.
Speaker 4: Well we've never been round. Big moment, isn't it.
Speaker 3: Are you mentioning that to your new friends that you
Speaker 3: are not drinking beer at the moment? Nor are you
Speaker 3: eating gluten?
Speaker 4: No gluten, no beer.
Speaker 6: You'll be fun tonight, Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4: To bring my own gluten free bat. Please?
Speaker 3: Can I just have a sausage straight off the barb?
Speaker 4: No bread mentioned it? No pork, no beef allergy testing,
Speaker 4: so I'm going to bring my own prepared chicken. People
Speaker 4: hate people like me at barbues. You're just getting the
Speaker 4: way separately, I've got my own. I get a little
Speaker 4: puffy with the week, you know, sets you off, all right, Patsy.
Speaker 5: What are you giving your fame double thumbs up to
Speaker 5: this week?
Speaker 3: Yes?
Speaker 6: Well, speaking about theater, we went and saw Frozen the
Speaker 6: musical on stage last Saturday. Thoroughly enjoyed it.
Speaker 4: I presume it was on stage rather than in the car.
Speaker 6: Park, so it's the theater production. This was gorgeous. I
Speaker 6: was actually really surprised. Audrey was one of the oldest
Speaker 6: kids there at ten. Heaps of little toddlers in their
Speaker 6: little princess.
Speaker 4: We're not going to get it. They're going to ruin it.
Speaker 6: Beautiful, the spectacle, the color, the music, and it was
Speaker 6: really lovely because we sat next to a couple from
Speaker 6: Kilmore and there little granddaughter was the junior Elsa on stage,
Speaker 6: and it was so beautiful because she kept waving to
Speaker 6: them and they was so proud and we were talking
Speaker 6: to it.
Speaker 3: It was lovely, very good. The actors on stage break character.
Speaker 4: I'm not going to I'm asking and I don't want that.
Speaker 4: You get out a school play, not not.
Speaker 5: The big time.
Speaker 3: It breaks the fourth wall, going to complain today.
Speaker 4: We have her removed by Monday, has got no future show,
Speaker 4: but she can't be to give it the old dumb.
Speaker 3: Double it's unprofessional.
Speaker 6: Get the camera and the other thing we've caught on
Speaker 6: Disney plus sweet Home Alone.
Speaker 5: It's just a new Home Alone.
Speaker 4: Yes, is it good?
Speaker 3: We loved it.
Speaker 6: We watched it last Saturday night Family Movie Night. We
Speaker 6: were a bit skeptical without you know, we thought, oh jeez,
Speaker 6: I hope this isn't a blatant rip off of the original.
Speaker 3: But it's not.
Speaker 4: It makes it's not a blatant rip off, but it is.
Speaker 4: I believe they ripped off that title.
Speaker 3: You can't, I bet any second he gets left Home Alone.
Speaker 3: Oh there, you got.
Speaker 4: Heard of Home Alone.
Speaker 3: No, but you know when.
Speaker 6: They do a movie and they just try to remake
Speaker 6: it and it's clumsy, and that's this.
Speaker 4: Is not that clumsy.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 6: And there's no bad boy. It's it's really really good
Speaker 6: and there's some really laugh out hard.
Speaker 5: I mean there's no part boy.
Speaker 6: Well, there's no sort of you know robbers in it,
Speaker 6: it's it's different.
Speaker 3: You'll see what you do in the traps for there. Well,
Speaker 3: you have to see.
Speaker 6: You'll have to see real spam.
Speaker 5: Callers or something.
Speaker 4: Have you been injured in action? Work? Sweet home alone?
Speaker 3: I brought my micro machines out to trip you up. No,
Speaker 3: it's really good.
Speaker 6: That's on Disney Plus at the moment.
Speaker 4: Wonderful.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 4: Double thumbs up when we Jack and Parts share the
Speaker 4: things we're into at the moment, Jackie boy, what is
Speaker 4: it for you?
Speaker 3: I stumbled across a great website this week. Actually, when
Speaker 3: we were doing eighty s out of the eighties, we
Speaker 3: were doing the letter Z and we were speaking for
Speaker 3: a time about the Zolta machine from Big the fortune
Speaker 3: telling machine. I thought, I wonder someone's probably got that
Speaker 3: as merchandise. You can there's a company that makes brand
Speaker 3: new Zultar machine, so you can go and buy for
Speaker 3: you know, eight thousand dollars and your your own personal
Speaker 3: Zultar machine. But it took me to this website called
Speaker 3: this is Why I'm Broke dot com site. It's essentially
Speaker 3: ridiculous things that you could never actually purchase because they
Speaker 3: are so expensive. But you can flick through it and go, Wow,
Speaker 3: this would be really cool to own. I'm going to
Speaker 3: read some of the items on there, and I want
Speaker 3: you to tell me how much you think yeah item costs.
Speaker 3: The first one is a full hulk suit costume. The
Speaker 3: buyer reads shock and all bystanders by becoming the strongest
Speaker 3: Avenger with this whole suit costume, transform your puny human bodies.
Speaker 4: You get them online. I've seen them those ones.
Speaker 3: Then look at it. I'm just going to show your
Speaker 3: photo of it without the price. It's a problem proper,
Speaker 3: So you.
Speaker 5: Become some one with too much money?
Speaker 4: Why would you need one like that?
Speaker 3: Five three hundred fifty dollars?
Speaker 5: That is ridiculous, unless it's like Elon musk is buying.
Speaker 3: That realistic orangutane costume.
Speaker 4: Now I'm interested the incredible arrange. Those ones are cheat
Speaker 4: and don't look like an This.
Speaker 3: Is so realistic you'll have people at the party thinking
Speaker 3: you just time traveled from a planet of the apes
Speaker 3: like alternate future. How much would you pay for the
Speaker 3: realistic arenatan cost.
Speaker 5: Two hundred dollars two grand.
Speaker 3: Thirteen three hundred and forty two dollars.
Speaker 6: Sure he can actually buy real a tone and take
Speaker 6: him to orangutanks full motion Formula one simulator.
Speaker 5: Geeks to play anything.
Speaker 3: It boths real motorsport controls Hamilton.
Speaker 5: It is nineteen hours.
Speaker 3: Made from a real Formula one mold, so you're in
Speaker 3: the exact same seating position as in the real race car.
Speaker 3: How much would you pay for that loser tank? How
Speaker 3: much would you pay for a full Formula one simulator?
Speaker 3: Seventy grand three hundred and thirty four thousand, four hundred dollars.
Speaker 5: I forget it by one of the cars.
Speaker 3: This is why I'm broke dot com. I spent ages
Speaker 3: on there. Actually no, I know you should have done
Speaker 3: less time. We've got that room prepared to get paint
Speaker 3: it this weekend. You're looking for serious Christmas present, you'll
Speaker 3: find it on This is why I'm won't.
Speaker 4: All right, I really want for going on now. I
Speaker 4: think about that Rangatunge one.
Speaker 1: The Christian Connell Show podcast for me.
Speaker 4: The first one is a documentary. You know I love
Speaker 4: a documentary. It's a brand new sports one. It's about
Speaker 4: Tom Brady and it's called The Man in the Arena,
Speaker 4: which is named after amazing Roosevelt speech.
Speaker 5: I didn't know his story.
Speaker 4: I know obviously he's a big megastar quarterback and aller
Speaker 4: I didn't know how I know this week it's the
Speaker 4: first round the draft. He was draft picked number one
Speaker 4: hundred and ninety nine.
Speaker 3: I didn't even know when that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, nor did I. So he's a sixth round pick.
Speaker 4: It was almost not going to happen for him. His
Speaker 4: whole story is unbelievable. I love a sports documentary where
Speaker 4: it's about an underdog and they just work really really
Speaker 4: hard than it happens for them.
Speaker 5: It's incredible.
Speaker 4: The first episode, my wife had to come and turn
Speaker 4: the TV off otherwise, you know, when they're so adicious
Speaker 4: and they know what they're doing. They always got a
Speaker 4: killer line at the end. In the first episode ends
Speaker 4: with them getting.
Speaker 5: To the super Bowl. He goes, no, we made it.
Speaker 5: No one thought we'd do it.
Speaker 4: We made a super barl. I'm like, good God, what
Speaker 4: happened then?
Speaker 3: And then it gives you five seconds to turn off
Speaker 3: the TV or else it rolls automatically.
Speaker 5: Zero resistance.
Speaker 4: They know you're not getting up in five seconds. They've
Speaker 4: got you. My wife going beg to be tied for
Speaker 4: the show. It's good Man in Arena that is literally
Speaker 4: how my wife talks. By the way, it's good Man
Speaker 4: in the Arena's very good song Ko and fox Sel.
Speaker 5: The other thing is I love the first scenes that
Speaker 5: i've Narco's right.
Speaker 4: I loved that. It was great, second one. Wasn't too
Speaker 4: sure about the third one. I've just started watching. Narcos
Speaker 4: Mexico is amazing, so.
Speaker 3: We don't have to watch the first two to get
Speaker 3: what's happening.
Speaker 4: It's bad people, it's drugs, and this time we got
Speaker 4: the Dea and stuff like that. I didn't realize I've
Speaker 4: not read a lot of the books, which are best
Speaker 4: sellers about just what a whole mess it is their
Speaker 4: America's involvement and the cartails is genuinely really interesting as
Speaker 4: well as in an amazing drama. I can't recommend that enough.
Speaker 4: And a couple of people said, is it good? Is
Speaker 4: it really good? Yellowstone is brilliant, It's crystal and joy it.
Speaker 6: Yeah, yep, yep, Monday night new season drops.
Speaker 4: Yeah. I don't know if it's like catnip for men.
Speaker 4: I'm yet to find any ladies that I watch it. It's
Speaker 4: just mainly dudes that like watch it. I don't know
Speaker 4: what is. I think appeals to the part where you
Speaker 4: think you could be a tough ranch.
Speaker 3: Handler, a cowboy. Yeah, you'd like it, would like it.
Speaker 3: What do they do? Run cattle?
Speaker 4: Oh? So much more than that family in that. It's
Speaker 4: the run.
Speaker 6: Costner is amazing.
Speaker 4: He's like when you see him mending a fence post,
Speaker 4: I get around.
Speaker 6: It's like the New Dallas kind of sorder.
Speaker 3: I want to watch every guy off now.
Speaker 4: It's not like the New Guys. Every week. We're looking
Speaker 4: for the New Dallas. We've found it.
Speaker 5: You've seen us Shadowstone. It's better than the New Dallas.
Speaker 5: That's my double thumbs up.
Speaker 1: This week Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: It's going to do this mornings.
Speaker 4: Twenty thousand dollars to give away in our twelve days
Speaker 4: of Chris.
Speaker 7: Oh it's Christmas o'connalls, twelve days of Christmas.
Speaker 4: Each day big price is to spend down on Chapel
Speaker 4: Street Precinct today.
Speaker 5: Wow, we're great price.
Speaker 4: Two thousand dollars to spend on Chapel Street Precinct at
Speaker 4: places like F forty five, Paran and South Yarra. Who
Speaker 4: are we kidding? You win two thousand dollars. You're gonna
Speaker 4: go down and start working out F forty five with it.
Speaker 4: You're gonna eat and drink your way through that money
Speaker 4: over Christmas, aren't you? But hey you could well, maybe
Speaker 4: today's winner is a forty five junkie.
Speaker 3: We gave the gift card to the cookies place yesterday,
Speaker 3: so maybe the guy from the cookies place can fill
Speaker 3: himself up the cookies then go burn it off at.
Speaker 4: F forty five.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 4: The way we've got to do it then, is we're playing.
Speaker 4: I say, Carrie, you say, oky, all right, what is
Speaker 4: the song that Santa is humming today?
Speaker 5: You're gonna work out?
Speaker 4: I know I said yesterday it was really really hard,
Speaker 4: and you guess it was Backstreet Boys. This is officially
Speaker 4: ridiculously hard. However, maybe you'll get it. What's the song?
Speaker 7: Thanks Christian?
Speaker 9: Here I go ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 9: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 9: ho ho ho ho ho.
Speaker 5: Do you think that's edible?
Speaker 3: I had to hear that maybe ten times and still
Speaker 3: didn't get it.
Speaker 5: Here it is again? What is the song?
Speaker 9: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 9: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 9: ho ho.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 7: Ho ho ho, It's Christmas O'Connell's Twelve Days of Christmas.
Speaker 4: All right, what so is it today?
Speaker 9: Ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 9: ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho ho
Speaker 9: ho ho.
Speaker 4: Jake, good morning, Good morning, Christian Jake. You've had a
Speaker 4: good week.
Speaker 10: Yeah, great week.
Speaker 5: All right, let's se if you're gonna have a great weekend.
Speaker 4: So what do you think? The answer is, what is
Speaker 4: the song? We think it's victually impossible to get? What
Speaker 4: do you reckon? Jake?
Speaker 3: It's got to be the rude sand songs.
Speaker 5: Why do you think the rude SoundStorm?
Speaker 9: Oh, just the fast hoeing and yeah, I'm saying nahrude before.
Speaker 3: About five years ago at Future Music Festival, and yeah,
Speaker 3: I reckon.
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 4: Another felt that drude is still the future of music.
Speaker 5: Since nineteen nineteen nine.
Speaker 4: Do you know what I say, Da, you say rude?
Speaker 4: Forget it?
Speaker 5: Forget it?
Speaker 4: I say, da, you say rude?
Speaker 7: Ho ho you are.
Speaker 4: Right still the fast hoe that gave it away? He screams,
Speaker 4: the rude hold No, get yourself down, fine to the
Speaker 4: first class. You got two thousand dollars to spend in
Speaker 4: the iconic Chapel Street precinct.
Speaker 10: Well done, awesome, thank you.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Yesterday, I went to pick up my daughter from school
Speaker 4: and she wasn't there, and then she texted me, so
Speaker 4: I've got detention and I have to go another responsible
Speaker 4: pair and I was like, get it. Not how a
Speaker 4: parent should responders. All right, revel, no more breakfast club
Speaker 4: for you, stick it to the mail. I didn't know
Speaker 4: there was still giving out detentions in this kind of
Speaker 4: touchy feely way that kids are raising. I didn't know
Speaker 4: that detentions were sort of thing. I thought that we'd
Speaker 4: seen has been too shaming. But I guess they're still
Speaker 4: doing detentions.
Speaker 3: She's got a discipline in side.
Speaker 4: Yes, she had to. I said, what do you have
Speaker 4: to do? Because I remember you make be a way
Speaker 4: surprised and several detentions, the worst ones where you just
Speaker 4: had to sit in silence, right, that was hated those.
Speaker 4: But then I do remember a couple where one I
Speaker 4: had to write an essay for an how about what
Speaker 4: life would be like living inside a ping pong ball.
Speaker 4: That's actually really hard. That is really really hard. I
Speaker 4: think that is a standard one that got given to
Speaker 4: people in the eighties as detention to write about anything
Speaker 4: to do with life inside a ping pong ball, because
Speaker 4: I know I spect of other people that had to
Speaker 4: do that as well.
Speaker 3: It's like a creative writing exercise.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, it's really hard. Jackie boy, did you get
Speaker 5: any detentions?
Speaker 3: Our main one was pick up papers around the school
Speaker 3: at lunchtime. So why your friends are all playing and
Speaker 3: working around you.
Speaker 4: Have to put the highvazz jacket on as well.
Speaker 3: No we didn't.
Speaker 5: We had the jacket of shame.
Speaker 4: And then what your mates should do is they deliberately
Speaker 4: chuck litter right behind you just after you clean it.
Speaker 4: Go hey, Bess, you miss some moke.
Speaker 5: You miss it properly.
Speaker 4: Best.
Speaker 3: You had to carry around all your papers, so at
Speaker 3: the end of your detention you can show like, this
Speaker 3: is how much I've done. My mum came one time
Speaker 3: to drop off my lunch that I'd forgotten in the morning.
Speaker 4: I'd rather die of malnutrition. Oh no, the mummy turning
Speaker 4: up with your lunch pot.
Speaker 3: But it worked well.
Speaker 4: By Ranger's one jacket.
Speaker 3: It was actually an essident bomb as well, with the
Speaker 3: mosquito logo on the But I was picking up papers
Speaker 3: at the time, and I told her that that was
Speaker 3: just something that I did sometimes to clean up around
Speaker 3: the school. She's very proud of me.
Speaker 5: Good thinking.
Speaker 4: It's a community project I've started here and after school
Speaker 4: club the litter bugs. We caught ourselves. Rio's got a
Speaker 4: maze story. So I was just saying her attention for
Speaker 4: forty five minutes, just had to sharpen pencils. It's actually
Speaker 4: quite min it'sn't quite mindful about that's got perfect meditation.
Speaker 4: It's got an amazing story about detention.
Speaker 5: He went on. What happened.
Speaker 11: Yeah, me and two of my best mates got a
Speaker 11: lunchtime detention. So a year coordinated goes, all right, come
Speaker 11: with me, and he lived just around the corner, and
Speaker 11: you went. You went to Hogwarts. So he had his
Speaker 11: little living quarters there. We went to his place.
Speaker 3: He gives us to mean living quarters like some of
Speaker 3: the teachers lived.
Speaker 4: Around the school.
Speaker 3: That's Hogwarts.
Speaker 5: And you weren't allowed to use your out for a.
Speaker 4: Whole week is no spells.
Speaker 11: And he gives us a bucket and these like hard
Speaker 11: bristle bushet brushes, and there's a massive blood stain on
Speaker 11: his carpet. Just as soon as you walk in and
Speaker 11: we have to spend He didn't tell us why or how,
Speaker 11: but we just had to spend the whole lunchtime cleaning
Speaker 11: up his blood stain.
Speaker 5: He didn't listen get rid of Wigans. Is your detention?
Speaker 4: That is bizarre?
Speaker 3: Didn't you report it or tell any of the other teachers.
Speaker 11: At the time, You're just like, that's a bit weird,
Speaker 11: And then now looking back on it, very it feels.
Speaker 4: At the start of a year ten part podcast series.
Speaker 4: Is it where they investigate where those five missing boys were?
Speaker 4: You're now involved to rio? I bet perhaps you didn't
Speaker 4: get any detentions.
Speaker 6: No, never, never a detention, never a suspension.
Speaker 3: I wasn't good.
Speaker 8: I was.
Speaker 1: Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 5: How is the Archer filling this morning?
Speaker 3: I'm ready, roaring and ready to go, And I've seen
Speaker 3: the bow. So we've got a better bow than the
Speaker 3: one I had.
Speaker 5: It's huge, just like a drop a bow.
Speaker 4: In an hour's time, Jack is firing arrows, actual arrows
Speaker 4: in the building down a corridor. Are we sure this
Speaker 4: is okay to do? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I haven't seen it. It doesn't fail right, No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4: I understand why they wouldn't let me throw a couch
Speaker 4: off the top of the building, right, I understand that,
Speaker 4: though I don't understand like you're You've already done it
Speaker 4: for like a couple of hours that weekend. For the
Speaker 4: first time.
Speaker 3: They've built a cardboard wall behind the archery target to
Speaker 3: hold back the arrows from the newsroom.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 3: I think I should clear out everyone out of their past.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just feels specially because we don't know where
Speaker 4: the arrows. There's a target there, but I mean that's immateial,
Speaker 4: I don't know how many you're going to get on
Speaker 4: the target.
Speaker 3: I said, I was firing at trees all weekend, but
Speaker 3: I wasn't hitting the trees.
Speaker 5: You're starting to sound like Huggy.
Speaker 3: Now give me the boat ready to go?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 5: So that's in an hour's time. Right now, we're asking
Speaker 5: about detention.
Speaker 4: My daughter yesterday had a detention, So I want ano
Speaker 4: this morning, what did you get to tention for and
Speaker 4: what did you have to do? Christian? I got attention.
Speaker 4: I had to write an essay on the mating habits
Speaker 4: of a ping pong ball. So I'm telling you is
Speaker 4: the ping pong thing was that I think they got
Speaker 4: in basic teacher training. Make them do essays about various
Speaker 4: things to do a ping pong balls, for part, causing
Speaker 4: a fire slash, small explosion involving the magnesium ribbons in chemistry. Christian,
Speaker 4: my daughter's school don't have detentions. They call it periods
Speaker 4: of reflection. Christ and I had to do one hundred
Speaker 4: words describing the insight of a ping pong ball.
Speaker 5: Another one, christ and I got a week.
Speaker 4: Long detention by it was a case of mistaken identity.
Speaker 4: There's a topic we should get into one on the
Speaker 4: show Mistaken identity. Do you remember we did it years ago?
Speaker 4: The guy that kept being arrested because he looked like
Speaker 4: a criminal that was on the run. Was it Uncle
Speaker 4: Albert or Uncle Arthur? I think eight times he got
Speaker 4: arrested there let him go because he just looked really
Speaker 4: like the guy they were looking for. But he wasn't
Speaker 4: the guy anyway. Chris, I got a wheel on to
Speaker 4: attention for mistaken identity. For throwing a frog I never touched.
Speaker 4: I knew the two kids had done it, but I
Speaker 4: couldn't grass them up. I had to write an essay
Speaker 4: on the wrongs of cruelty two animals I finished the
Speaker 4: essay with the words, but I never touched that frog.
Speaker 4: It's not the end of a Stephen frog story. All right,
Speaker 4: let's go to the lines. What did you get your
Speaker 4: detention for?
Speaker 5: Aaron?
Speaker 10: Good morning, good morning question see him. Hope you guys
Speaker 10: are doing well.
Speaker 5: Yes we are, Aaron, So to tension. What's your story?
Speaker 10: So I was sitting in class and I heard right
Speaker 10: next to another class read a little tap on the wall.
Speaker 10: So I'm tided to cut back and we had a
Speaker 10: bit of the war going on. Didn't realize my strength
Speaker 10: and put my fist straight through the wall. All right,
Speaker 10: And yeah, lucky me. My dad was a plastra, so
Speaker 10: I was supposed to be suspended that my dad come
Speaker 10: and fixed all the holes all together, so I got
Speaker 10: away with not being suspended.
Speaker 5: They're very lucky, all right, Aaron, Thank you very much.
Speaker 5: Cool have a nice weekend.
Speaker 10: No, thank you you too, Bridget.
Speaker 5: Good morning, Hi hell Bridget, Yes, my Christian.
Speaker 12: Hi guys. I've been on a few times.
Speaker 5: Lovely, welcome back to the show.
Speaker 4: You got launty points and a little bit kind of
Speaker 4: like it was attle bit too easy.
Speaker 3: Yes, time is free, Bridget.
Speaker 5: What's your story about detention.
Speaker 12: Then, Okay, when I was sixteen, I wagged onto a
Speaker 12: very strict Catholic school. I wagged all it in my
Speaker 12: first concert, which is a billy Ida White wedding tour
Speaker 12: concert in Melbourne at the Palais.
Speaker 13: Was my principal.
Speaker 12: So I had a lot of numbs there when she
Speaker 12: found out, Well, everyone was dressed that was my first concert.
Speaker 12: Everyone was dressed up in wedding year and and I
Speaker 12: was like so naive tone from the country to Melbourne
Speaker 12: and then it all got like everyone's like he was
Speaker 12: so off his face that everyone like pushed over the
Speaker 12: guards and it was just like really bad anyway, wasn't
Speaker 12: about it anyway? Old had school anyway, and she found
Speaker 12: out and it was.
Speaker 13: Her religion class.
Speaker 12: She just take me for religion. And so when she
Speaker 12: found out when I came out of school on the Monday,
Speaker 12: she told me I'd never get a reference from.
Speaker 13: Her, didn't it from the school?
Speaker 12: And then I was suspended for one week for going
Speaker 12: to a Billiard of concert And she was deaf in
Speaker 12: the left ear. So when she told me that, I
Speaker 12: used to just give her a mouth on the west
Speaker 12: port of her ear. But that is no that is
Speaker 12: like the Billiard of Concert and it was very strict school,
Speaker 12: and I was like, I cannot believe you could. I
Speaker 12: couldn't get a reference from a school when I was
Speaker 12: such a great Stenay.
Speaker 4: She's still angry, Chris Lindy carrot on, OK, red chet,
Speaker 4: We'll leave it there. She's called to many times.
Speaker 2: I think this is the Christian o'comel show podcast.
Speaker 4: What did you get a detention for? Is what we're
Speaker 4: asked you this morning. I'm not saying that Higgo, who
Speaker 4: is going to be the new drive time presenter on
Speaker 4: the Swallow station in January as government is leaving after
Speaker 4: many years here, he is. How do you describe Higgo?
Speaker 4: He's handful, isn't He's an energy ball of energy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: these are his's detentions. He got clean the dust out
Speaker 4: of the blackboard, erases yard duty, no gloves, clean chewing
Speaker 4: gum from under tables and chairs. This is a guy
Speaker 4: who's in charge of drive time come next year. Remove
Speaker 4: black shoe scuff marks on the hallway with steel wall
Speaker 4: right lines. It seems like he went to some sort
Speaker 4: of American prison or from that Christian my detention we
Speaker 4: used to be made to write five hundred word essays
Speaker 4: on bizarre topics as punishment. Some of them are ones
Speaker 4: I had to do the windmills of Amsterdam, fire extinguishers,
Speaker 4: zebra migration throughout Africa.
Speaker 5: Christian.
Speaker 4: There were two kids at our school who want to
Speaker 4: be doctors, and one of the language teachers gave them
Speaker 4: after school lessons on a Thursday that doubled up as
Speaker 4: a detention class. There was them at the front, the nerds,
Speaker 4: and then all the bad East and detention at the back. Christian.
Speaker 5: For our detention, we.
Speaker 4: Had to do filing. They thought it was a good
Speaker 4: idea to leave four teenage girls with access to the
Speaker 4: whole year group's personal files. We spent the whole hour
Speaker 4: reading up about everyone data, breach, gloor, good love, the nineties.
Speaker 4: We got detention for sitting in the lows instead of
Speaker 4: going to French. Thank you very much all these you're listening.
Speaker 2: To the Christian o'cyles show podcast.
Speaker 4: Over the year, there are lots of surprises that we
Speaker 4: haven't given away. They all saw sick gathering to us
Speaker 4: in our prize cupboard next.
Speaker 5: Friday, last show of the year from us.
Speaker 4: So when he turns you out the prize cover and
Speaker 4: given away, which is why in half an hour's time,
Speaker 4: Jack is gonna be firing arrows where they are. That's
Speaker 4: how you win your prize is to get you inside.
Speaker 4: So before the arrows fly, let's go live to Jack. Now,
Speaker 4: who is actually out the prize cupboards? You can have
Speaker 4: someone here of the stuff that we've built up over
Speaker 4: the year of the shows. Jack, are you there?
Speaker 3: This is the most exciting room in the radio station,
Speaker 3: the coveted prize before me.
Speaker 4: Yes, yes, And have you met Rob the Master Bowman
Speaker 4: from Q City Archers.
Speaker 3: I did shake hands with Rob the Master Bowman. And
Speaker 3: I also saw the Robin Hood plasticky Robin Hood outfit
Speaker 3: you got me? Yes, looked abouts of four dollars.
Speaker 4: How dare you?
Speaker 5: Two ninety nine Black Friday early, So.
Speaker 4: All right, Jackie boy, start rummaging around in that old cupboard.
Speaker 3: I'm rummage Robert.
Speaker 5: Oh, that sounds like the stuff from Sexyland. What have
Speaker 5: you got?
Speaker 3: That's right? One hundred dollars sexy Land voucher? You're right, Christian,
Speaker 3: put it on the price list.
Speaker 5: Get some toys for Christmas?
Speaker 10: Okay, break it up to the top shelf.
Speaker 5: Oh that sounds like is that the Renegade gea.
Speaker 3: This is a family part of the Melbourne Renegade game
Speaker 3: on December seven.
Speaker 4: Lovely keep rummaging.
Speaker 3: Going to the lower levels. Now, jeez, oh this looks nice.
Speaker 4: What have you got?
Speaker 3: It's a one hour balancing message show on far at
Speaker 3: the Langham, Melbourne. Well, yes, yes, yes, someone's someone's.
Speaker 10: Graffiti about that.
Speaker 4: To the schwan spa. Aw, what is it? Ham? Is
Speaker 4: it but left over from a couple of years ago,
Speaker 4: isn't it.
Speaker 5: When we couldn't give them away?
Speaker 3: I had a leg of ham.
Speaker 4: Prid a meat raffle at eight? What station has that on?
Speaker 5: I'm tuning in?
Speaker 3: Oh now this These do look good. A pair of Sunnies,
Speaker 3: but not just any Sonny Red Bull specs I wear Australia.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. You know people coming to go wait
Speaker 4: are you sebasting for Tel? They will Christian Hamilton's here,
Speaker 4: Hamilton's here, two hundred.
Speaker 3: And forty dollars worth. If you were going to buy these.
Speaker 4: In the shops Red Bull Sunglasses.
Speaker 3: Red Bull glass, you could.
Speaker 4: Be beginning a new life with a big LP. Talking
Speaker 4: of Red Bull sunglasses.
Speaker 3: Price wise, so far the Red Bull sunglasses around major prize.
Speaker 4: They are the big one. They are the big one. Yes,
Speaker 4: anything else in there.
Speaker 3: We've got a double past. The Village Cinema's gold class
Speaker 3: and let me just have a look at Oh yes,
Speaker 3: this is my idea for Pride.
Speaker 4: No not, they're too many slipping scrub daddies. We went
Speaker 4: too big on that back and lockdown.
Speaker 3: We're crazy, not a promoted thing that world.
Speaker 5: I but that's sad about it.
Speaker 4: That's the sad. You made the team waste our show budget,
Speaker 4: which we only about eight dollars to get through the
Speaker 4: year buying a scourer, a kitchen scourer because you became
Speaker 4: obsessed with it.
Speaker 3: How many we got, We've got eighteen left.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 4: Are you getting nervous about fire and the arrows?
Speaker 3: I'm getting excited.
Speaker 5: You can hit the target?
Speaker 4: Oh hit it? You seeing the target? Yeah, we've got
Speaker 4: microphone in the target so you should be able to
Speaker 4: hear the big old that's live out there now. That
Speaker 4: is not from the Hannah Barbera cartoon sound effects life
Speaker 4: All right. Time for knock off Friday, the best question
Speaker 4: of the week where people ask you what time are
Speaker 4: you knocking off today? We ask you what time. Are
Speaker 4: you knocking off today? And then what is your highlight
Speaker 4: of the weekend, Jackie boy, You've got a busy weekend.
Speaker 3: Yeah, knocking off from the show today and then prepping
Speaker 3: for painting the nurse Saint.
Speaker 5: No, you need a weekend of prepping.
Speaker 3: Prepping. You got to clean the room first. You got
Speaker 3: to clear the room out, clean the walls, sand the walls,
Speaker 3: fill the whole right you can.
Speaker 4: You can track that out until lunchtime tomorrow. Then get
Speaker 4: on with the painting.
Speaker 3: No, no, I won't be doing any painting this weekend.
Speaker 3: Also got to decide whether I pull the wardrobe out
Speaker 3: of the room or night.
Speaker 4: It would be good.
Speaker 3: It's one of those Ikea wardrobes, so I could dismantle
Speaker 3: and take it out of the room.
Speaker 5: I don't bother with that too much.
Speaker 4: Well you get into the center.
Speaker 3: Yeah, do you think I thought I'll just paint around it,
Speaker 3: because it's.
Speaker 4: Like paint around it's just for you know, it's a baby.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And if we ever have to remove the wardrobe,
Speaker 3: then it just means there's a bit of a keep corn.
Speaker 5: Just paint around it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, paint around it, Patsy, Watch time you knocking off
Speaker 4: today and what's your weekend highlight?
Speaker 6: Early today, I'm gonna have a bit of a nap.
Speaker 6: I've got a big weekend this weekend.
Speaker 4: Of oh of course, yeah, girls weekends weekend and where
Speaker 4: is it going to this week and warm people.
Speaker 6: Mull and rouge going out for dinner or lunch before
Speaker 6: and then hitting really sorry.
Speaker 4: If you're going to see Moon on Rouge tomorrow, you'll
Speaker 4: have Patsy in her mates with the ol prosecon urbs.
Speaker 3: So if you go to lunch, are you going to
Speaker 3: the matinee?
Speaker 6: Then yes, yes, mothers go to Medina's.
Speaker 4: People do if Grant has got a new game showing.
Speaker 3: Got my knitting in my clump of tea?
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connell's show podcast.
Speaker 4: Here it is tuned in.
Speaker 5: I know that, mate, It makes no sense. Stick around.
Speaker 4: There is live live archery on the radio after eight.
Speaker 4: Can you tell we're in the last six shows of
Speaker 4: the year.
Speaker 5: I don't care anymore?
Speaker 4: All right, then let's go to Kobe's first up this morning.
Speaker 4: Good morning, Kobe, morning Christian. Kobe. Understand you're nine years
Speaker 4: of age. So what time are you knocking off today? Kobe? A?
Speaker 4: You finishing school?
Speaker 14: I'm going to I'm not going to go to school.
Speaker 14: Mom's giving me a day off end and I'm going
Speaker 14: to be doing a skateboard tomorrow.
Speaker 4: Wow a great mom. Shout out to mom. Who's your mom?
Speaker 2: What she called Crystal?
Speaker 5: Crystal?
Speaker 4: Well, she's just giving you today off.
Speaker 3: Yep to skateboard?
Speaker 4: Yes, right, okay? And this is is this your first
Speaker 4: competition this weekend? You don't third one third? How do
Speaker 4: you get on the other two?
Speaker 14: I came first my first one, then I came second
Speaker 14: my second one.
Speaker 4: Well, we don't. We don't have a third tomorrow. Okay,
Speaker 4: you need to get it back up there on top.
Speaker 4: What are you? What kind of competition is? Is it freestyle?
Speaker 14: Free?
Speaker 5: And what about?
Speaker 4: Says this?
Speaker 15: I can end of?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Is it a tough course?
Speaker 2: Not?
Speaker 3: It's a real big but not for not really?
Speaker 4: And do you know like the other kids that you're
Speaker 4: up against now? Have you met them before? Is it
Speaker 4: always the same kids.
Speaker 1: That you take on or some of them the same
Speaker 1: some of them are different?
Speaker 3: What's your best trick?
Speaker 4: KB? Good question?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 14: My best trick probably a bunch of viking Oh god, yeah, I.
Speaker 4: Love doing that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because you need one.
Speaker 4: This morning I did the old nine to fifty flip
Speaker 4: as well, and now I'll put my back out, but
Speaker 4: should be right for Monday for my competition for the seniors. Hey, listen, Kobe,
Speaker 4: good luck this weekend, buddy. Okay, thank you, that's all right,
Speaker 4: thank you very much for calling the show. I enjoy
Speaker 4: your competition.
Speaker 10: Contrution get rad.
Speaker 4: Can they still see that? Yeah? No, that was right on,
Speaker 4: right off, beautiful shout.
Speaker 5: Out Santa Cruz boards.
Speaker 4: I've seen the kids down in the pre seat with
Speaker 4: the Santa Cruz longboards. Yeah, we're going, Vicky, go warning,
Speaker 4: VICKI the morning guys.
Speaker 15: How are you all?
Speaker 4: Have you well?
Speaker 5: What's time you're knocking off?
Speaker 15: Vicky, I'm gonna sneak off. I officially finish. I work
Speaker 15: at a school and I finished at three thirty, but
Speaker 15: I'm sneaking out at three. We have our long waited
Speaker 15: footy club ball tonight slash presentation night at the beautiful
Speaker 15: Witch Mount Winery. So yeah, so that's we're all looking
Speaker 15: forward to that. We haven't seen each other for you know,
Speaker 15: most of the footy seasons, so we're.
Speaker 4: All catching up to be amazing.
Speaker 15: And I'm the raffle lady, so I have to go
Speaker 15: around selling all the raffle ticket.
Speaker 5: It is tough gig day, isn't it.
Speaker 15: Oh, it is a tough gig.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 15: Absolutely. And also my grandson turned sixteen on Sunday, so big,
Speaker 15: we can't. My son's cooking us all. All the family
Speaker 15: are nice bit roasts, so we'll get together.
Speaker 5: Sixteen.
Speaker 4: You say you work at school? How do you sneak out?
Speaker 4: You're not charging the kids? Are you going? Look at
Speaker 4: that the playground?
Speaker 15: No work, I work in the lot. I'll just tell
Speaker 15: the kids to go home as well. Now I work
Speaker 15: in the live I work in the library, and it's
Speaker 15: closed at the moment. It's being renovated. So yeah, but
Speaker 15: I am going to work now.
Speaker 1: So I am going.
Speaker 4: In that raffle tonight.
Speaker 15: Okay, I sang thank you.
Speaker 4: That was the other guy. That was the other guy.
Speaker 4: All right, oh, in the air in ten minutes, guys, Anita, good.
Speaker 8: Morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 4: How are you?
Speaker 5: I'm good Anita? Okay, what time you knocking off today?
Speaker 10: Mate?
Speaker 14: Five point thirty today. And there's a group of fifteen
Speaker 14: girls having our work Christmas party. We're raged between twenty
Speaker 14: two and sixty. We're going to the eighty one tap
Speaker 14: house and then to the lava ange.
Speaker 4: Oh all right, Anita girls out all night, big night out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, huge, Yeah.
Speaker 5: And how do you all know each other?
Speaker 14: We're all COVID swabbers and a pop up chent.
Speaker 4: I love that you deserve to have a great night
Speaker 4: out tonight. And how do you think you've done this year?
Speaker 4: Thank you for everything you do for everybody. Incredible.
Speaker 5: Christ that's awesome.
Speaker 4: You were got.
Speaker 8: My way to work.
Speaker 14: I'm running lake.
Speaker 4: Okay, Yeah, told me go go go have a great
Speaker 4: night tonight, Christian.
Speaker 8: All right.
Speaker 4: After eight o'clock, Arrows in the Air, Jackie Boy becomes
Speaker 4: Jackie Hoods.
Speaker 5: Classic from many years ago.
Speaker 16: Our version Jackie Who, Jackie who makes the arrows fly,
Speaker 16: Jackie Hoo, Jackie Who, He'll hit you in the we
Speaker 16: can't Jackie, Jackie Wo and Jackie Wo.
Speaker 4: Arrows in the air after eighteen. That's that's out there
Speaker 4: right now. So you know what you're doing. Okay.
Speaker 3: Yes, I watched archery videos all day yesterday.
Speaker 4: I wanted here, I want it's going to be safe.
Speaker 4: It's going to hit the board, not even watching other
Speaker 4: people do it.
Speaker 3: Well, just for a I'm fine.
Speaker 4: There's live Ammo being fined down a corridor into an office.
Speaker 4: I know Kiss radio station on the other side of
Speaker 4: the wall here, and we don't retically care for them,
Speaker 4: but we can't be firing arrows at them, so you've
Speaker 4: got to hit the board.
Speaker 5: Yep, as you can see.
Speaker 4: By the way, who has start those? Did we get
Speaker 4: some year nine year old kids on their art project
Speaker 4: to coming and stick some shabby bits of paper to
Speaker 4: the target?
Speaker 3: Paper with the pictures of the prize are.
Speaker 4: Bad representations of them? Of a printer that looks like
Speaker 4: it's run out of tona. Is that someone's face or
Speaker 4: a leg of ham I can't work it out.
Speaker 3: The good thing is there's prizes to let's focus.
Speaker 4: On the good thing. Guys, arrows in the air after
Speaker 4: eight o'clock, so you call up Jackie.
Speaker 5: Boy will launch the arrow where it lands on the board.
Speaker 5: You win a prize, is it?
Speaker 4: Missus?
Speaker 5: You get a scrub daddy.
Speaker 3: Everybody wins.
Speaker 5: Everybody wins.
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jackie Hoo, Jackie who makes the arrows?
Speaker 4: Jackie who?
Speaker 10: Jackie who?
Speaker 4: You'll hit you in the eye? Jackie who?
Speaker 3: Jackie who?
Speaker 4: Jackie who? Take your one?
Speaker 2: God?
Speaker 4: One four point three Christian O'Connell show. It has been
Speaker 4: a strange enough year. Ready, this is even stranger.
Speaker 3: I'm hoping to make this a weekly thing. I'm so
Speaker 3: excited right now.
Speaker 4: Actually tell you why, because Jack has a five foot
Speaker 4: archers bow with him and Samarows is going to fire
Speaker 4: down the sales office hopefully into a target to win
Speaker 4: you prizes as we basically we've ranched out the price Cup.
Speaker 4: At all the prizes we've accumulated over the years, over
Speaker 4: this year that we haven't given away, you can win
Speaker 4: right now on nine four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 5: So do you think you're actually going to hit that target?
Speaker 5: Jack is nine ten meters away from the target.
Speaker 10: Yep.
Speaker 3: Here's my first bow this weekend, about an hours of shooting.
Speaker 3: So I'm raring to go. And if we did it
Speaker 3: every week then I would just be better and better
Speaker 3: every week and win people more prize.
Speaker 4: Let me be so clear, this is a one off.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'll try birth today.
Speaker 4: All right, So here we got, first of all, who's
Speaker 4: on the line. Joe yep hey going Joe? Okay, right,
Speaker 4: Jackie boy, when you any fire the arrow, arrows in
Speaker 4: the air, good luck, Joe.
Speaker 3: Shot does Robin Hood have any catch Roses Christian, Yes,
Speaker 3: arrows away, arrows away, Joe, good luck, my friend.
Speaker 4: Together any of the target. If that ball is the way,
Speaker 4: that's the head of news with an arrow in his nack.
Speaker 4: All right, Joe, Joe's win. Nothing can you win? Nothing's
Speaker 4: going really well, Jackson. This every Friday's world. Joe.
Speaker 5: We'll give you a scrub daddy, Liz, Good.
Speaker 4: Morning, Lizzie's Good morning, Lizzie. Out of all the prizes,
Speaker 4: which one would you like the most? Would you like
Speaker 4: a nice old buttocky leg of ham would you like? Yeah, okay,
Speaker 4: I'll go with it.
Speaker 3: So I'm going to get you that bocky.
Speaker 4: Okay he did this to us, Robin says, fire all.
Speaker 5: Of miss even further away.
Speaker 4: Fantastic, brilliant that one. Give you the tucky hand, is he?
Speaker 1: Oh? Thank you very much?
Speaker 4: Hit Sorry about this. Listener's got some problems going at
Speaker 4: the moment. We have here, Mick Hi, Hi, Christian know
Speaker 4: Mickey by what are you fatsy winning?
Speaker 10: Red bull?
Speaker 2: Come on, Jack.
Speaker 4: No style red bull? Sonny easy to.
Speaker 5: Hit the target?
Speaker 4: Yes? Yes, whoa did you hear that? You heard it
Speaker 4: on it?
Speaker 3: It actually went in the target blue, the third rim
Speaker 3: from the center.
Speaker 4: That's it's the archer. Say what does he winning football?
Speaker 4: Sung Glass?
Speaker 17: All right, Carlie Kyle, Hello, Carle, Carlie the one Barnie
Speaker 17: very Christian.
Speaker 14: I'd like a message, Christian.
Speaker 4: We're playing a game right now? I told you called
Speaker 4: off the night. Oh sorry, yes, okay, Yes, we're giving
Speaker 4: a swan massage at the Langham. Yes, by away, Jackie boy.
Speaker 3: All right, pulling the arrow back now the boat is
Speaker 3: torn massage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's another wall in the blue circle. What what
Speaker 4: surprise is that?
Speaker 3: Just give it them massage.
Speaker 4: I think that's the spirit you one hour balancing massage.
Speaker 4: He sounded very imbalanced when he caught came on there,
Speaker 4: madam the spar at the lang of Melbourne. Enjoy, Thank you,
Speaker 4: Andre the owner will do it himself personally. Can we
Speaker 4: keep going to get a balls to rough?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 4: Yes? Okay? Who we got here? Tom? Have we got rainy?
Speaker 14: Hello?
Speaker 4: Perfect for a rainy day.
Speaker 3: It's rainy.
Speaker 4: It's Poorie. The old man is snory. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: it's a red money. He's getting closer to the bulls eye.
Speaker 4: He gets his eye in. You have one ae hundred
Speaker 4: dollars sexy and voucher. You have a lovely Christmas and
Speaker 4: us get some lovely toys from the tree. Thank you much, Glenn,
Speaker 4: Thank you very much, Glenn.
Speaker 10: Coome onring Glenn, Morning, Christian.
Speaker 7: Here are you going.
Speaker 4: I'm good, Glenn. You sound like a man who enjoys
Speaker 4: his movies. We're gonna try and win you a double
Speaker 4: pass in Vincinema's Gold class.
Speaker 3: The name, Hey, Glenn, who's your favorite archer?
Speaker 10: We'll go Robin jack hon all right, I'll get you.
Speaker 3: The prize that you wish for. Come on, come on,
Speaker 3: damn Boddy.
Speaker 4: Don't well, You're off to Villicinema's Gold Class at double pass.
Speaker 7: All right, Sorry, thank you very much.
Speaker 8: Carl Briner.
Speaker 2: No, you're listening to the Christian o. Carl's Show podcast.
Speaker 16: Jackie Who, Jackie Who makes the arrow slide?
Speaker 1: Jackie Who?
Speaker 4: Jackie Who? He'll hit you in the eye, Jackie Who?
Speaker 4: Jackie Who? All right, Jackie, let's give away some more
Speaker 4: prizes as we empty out the prize cup this morning
Speaker 4: on the Christian O'Connell shows.
Speaker 5: We head towards the final show of the year next Friday.
Speaker 4: We're live in the office where Jackie has a five
Speaker 4: foot arrow and he's firing the arrows on the target.
Speaker 4: Every target he gets, you get a prize, Jack of
Speaker 4: notice you've moved, you're moving further back.
Speaker 3: Yes, I found that too easy. Christian and Mike's Robin.
Speaker 4: Who would do?
Speaker 3: I want to challenge myself.
Speaker 5: I've got to say, you're a lot better than I thought.
Speaker 7: Well done?
Speaker 4: All right, Tom, produce to Tom. Who's on the line next? Doug?
Speaker 4: Good morning, Doug. We're good? Okay, Doug? Do you I'll
Speaker 4: give you a choice surprises. We'd like a BATOCKI ham.
Speaker 4: Do you want to go and see the renegade? Or
Speaker 4: would you like some sexy Land vouchers?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 10: Pop one one mone the anything?
Speaker 4: Really worries.
Speaker 5: Give on the weekend?
Speaker 4: All right, dirdy Doug?
Speaker 3: All right, here we go, Doug for sexy Land, Here
Speaker 3: we go?
Speaker 4: All wow, done genuinely, Jack got the balls on the
Speaker 4: eleven meters? That is awesome? How you got the sexy
Speaker 4: LAMD vouchers?
Speaker 8: Doug?
Speaker 4: Well done?
Speaker 10: What I'm Jack?
Speaker 4: What I'm Jackie boy?
Speaker 5: Jackie hood?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 5: Produced Tom? Who's up next?
Speaker 4: Bretts?
Speaker 10: Good morning, Brett's nood morning Christian?
Speaker 7: Are I won't good?
Speaker 4: Brett? You can win yourself a batocky ham Jackie Boy,
Speaker 4: fire the golden account.
Speaker 3: It's getting too easy, So I'm going to do a
Speaker 3: trick shot.
Speaker 8: Now.
Speaker 3: Wait, I'll put the bow slightly on the side.
Speaker 5: Okol good luck?
Speaker 4: All right, John Wick and Brad did that go in
Speaker 4: the red? Okay, you've won a b tocky Hams.
Speaker 10: Pretty good?
Speaker 7: All right?
Speaker 5: One last caller?
Speaker 4: Who we got here? Robin?
Speaker 7: Good morning?
Speaker 14: Hello?
Speaker 4: All right, Robin, let's try and win Robin the renegade tickets.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll go left handed, actually in the way
Speaker 3: of this.
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 3: You like the renegade, Robin?
Speaker 14: Love the baby, Ellen love the renegade.
Speaker 4: Perfect. Oh, you're off to the rennagads. Well done, Thank you,
Speaker 4: Thanks jack bye bye. You should really get the past.
Speaker 5: To let it down with a scrub daddy.
Speaker 4: We still got about nine under those scrub daddies.
Speaker 3: All right, I've still got three hour hours left. You
Speaker 3: want me to keep winning prices?
Speaker 4: Are we going to go? And we're done with this?
Speaker 4: All right? We're gonna get that break way, jack Just
Speaker 4: what's to keep doing? Jackie back on the show Monday morning? Alright,
Speaker 4: how you hit the ats?
Speaker 1: This is the Christian O'Connell Show podcast, What.
Speaker 4: A final Hour. Our last hour together will be eight
Speaker 4: am to nine am next Friday. We are going to
Speaker 4: be lying from a local pub, the London Tavern. If
Speaker 4: you're watching the draft this week, all the young but
Speaker 4: they look like young boys, don't they. There's such young
Speaker 4: dandies so excited. They all drinking their water and you
Speaker 4: see what it meant for them. All right, So we're
Speaker 4: going to be down there live for the greatest hour
Speaker 4: of radio ever.
Speaker 8: No business like show business like no business nine.
Speaker 4: The reason why we're doing this we have to go
Speaker 4: back a couple of months so when I don't even
Speaker 4: know what we're talking about on the show. But Huggy
Speaker 4: came in the studio and told Jack and I very
Speaker 4: proudly that he's so good doing this song at karaoke
Speaker 4: with a live band at a bar in Balley. There's
Speaker 4: a photo of him up behind the bar. I don't
Speaker 4: know if you've ever been where they do live karaoke
Speaker 4: with a house band.
Speaker 5: It's great fun.
Speaker 4: So we have hired a house band so that Huggy.
Speaker 5: Can do this song.
Speaker 4: There's been a lot of sort of mumbling and that
Speaker 4: from Huggy starting to go oh, I didn't sound was
Speaker 4: any good or that he did. He really laid it
Speaker 4: on thick. We gave him a singing lesson this week
Speaker 4: with Scott the vocal coach, and I've got over brad
Speaker 4: At with my voice. It's basically been two weeks of excuses. However,
Speaker 4: we are a week away, literally a week away from
Speaker 4: Huggy singing.
Speaker 5: But the thing is he's top of the bill. We
Speaker 5: need other acts, don't we, and so far we have
Speaker 5: got some. How do you feel?
Speaker 4: By the way? But the guy who was up for
Speaker 4: doing the monologue from Few good Men, I.
Speaker 3: Reckon if we get too full, he's the first to go.
Speaker 3: But at the moment he's on the bill.
Speaker 4: Wow, were Simon Cowell? All right? So we have from
Speaker 4: one last game. We've got shotgun on the great players. Marty,
Speaker 4: him and his mate are doing this.
Speaker 3: Basically.
Speaker 14: I've been doing a duet of meat Low for the
Speaker 14: friend of mine, Chris for about ten.
Speaker 4: Years, and I guess I been Huggy's opening would be
Speaker 4: the highlight.
Speaker 3: Of our carreer career.
Speaker 5: So they don't meet lo If I would do anything
Speaker 5: for love?
Speaker 4: Is it? Aaron doing the Beg's Yes today is an Aaron.
Speaker 4: That actually is the Beg's This is Aaron.
Speaker 3: I can have the other difference between the two things.
Speaker 4: Julia is going to be doing guns and roses. What
Speaker 4: whoa wa?
Speaker 3: We chart man.
Speaker 4: The one I'm looking forward to those. Michael, he's doing
Speaker 4: her Rainbow Connection, a song so many of us love.
Speaker 8: Why are so many Long Rainbow?
Speaker 4: I just cannot wait for that next week? As I
Speaker 4: said last week, you imagine that people just going out
Speaker 4: their own business, right, getting a coffee, you know, ten
Speaker 4: past eight next Friday in Richmond to hear this from
Speaker 4: a pub?
Speaker 8: Why are so many last Long Rainbow?
Speaker 4: Let lone the guy doing a monologue maybe for a
Speaker 4: few good men already you get some idea that is
Speaker 4: is and all sorts of lineup. So the final auditions
Speaker 4: to be next week for you not just to come
Speaker 4: down the show. We'll be giving you the chance to
Speaker 4: come and join us for the final hour, the greatest
Speaker 4: hour ever of radio between eight and nine, certainly the oddist.
Speaker 4: Next week we give the chance to come down, but
Speaker 4: we want you to audition next week. We're looking for it.
Speaker 3: We can do one song, karaoke song. Yeah, are you passionate,
Speaker 3: enthusiastic and bring energy to the.
Speaker 4: Day, and what we really want is more curveballs like
Speaker 4: the Rainbow connection. If you're sat there thinking there is
Speaker 4: something I do, it is odd odd? Is this show okay? Please?
Speaker 4: Over the weekend, start to think about what you might
Speaker 4: want to auditional Monday show. Email me if you want
Speaker 4: Christian at Christian O'Connell dot com dot au.
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Speaker 4: Podcast time waste today is score movies. We're talking the
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Speaker 4: Silver Fairest Ruler's Day Off. Oh, it's Shatterproof, the best
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Speaker 3: I liked the Metal One.
Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't care for the Metal one. I like
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Speaker 4: got in the workshop, Jack what you've got for school movies?
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Speaker 3: Parent teacher interview with a vampire.
Speaker 4: That's gold plus. I'm gonna you had someone there show
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Speaker 3: Okay, okay, okay, Oh this is scary. It's the teacher
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Speaker 5: If I had the arro, I will shoot you.
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Speaker 4: Today's time waster. We're looking for your school movies. You're
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Speaker 3: Ah, Yes, took me a while, Bronze.
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Speaker 4: where's my Carlum? Yeah? I think it works beyond it.
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Speaker 4: It's a Bronze twelve Angry Librarians, Bronze Dunks upon a
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Speaker 4: Well, hello, collor of the week, Sean, Is this a
Speaker 4: story about being electrocuted?
Speaker 10: Electrocuted? Yes, my dad's got thirty three. I guess my
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Speaker 5: Julie.
Speaker 18: So when pranks go wrong, my husband they were heading
Speaker 18: to France when he arrived at the airport and he
Speaker 18: decided to pay prank on his mate. My husband thought
Speaker 18: it would be hilarious to call over one of the
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Speaker 18: I thought, Oh, this is a frank and I'm not
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Speaker 18: my husband walked out of their sort of somewhat violated
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Speaker 13: I just say restaurant, French airport ever different thing.
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Speaker 14: And we did a production at School of Snow White
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Speaker 18: I was a rock with a few other people.
Speaker 8: So there was a large child that was one of
Speaker 8: the Dwarfs and he was supposed to sit.
Speaker 15: On another rock, a bigger kid, but ended up sitting
Speaker 15: on me. Seriously, my head hit the stage.
Speaker 10: And I cracked it and I got up and I
Speaker 10: just walked off.
Speaker 4: I was known as the walking Rock.
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Speaker 5: Julie, you told such a great story.
Speaker 4: You did it so well. You deserve to be our
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Speaker 5: So you get your th Thank you.
Speaker 18: That's made my week. Thanks very much.
Speaker 4: All right, have a great weekend, you two. All right,
Speaker 4: we are back. Next week is the final five shows
Speaker 4: of the year and it's all about Next Friday, the
Speaker 4: Greatest hour of Radio eight to nine Live from the
Speaker 4: London Tavern. Will Huggy and his Kidney Stones smash their
Speaker 4: version of Jesse's Girl by Rick Springfield. How great is
Speaker 4: this going to sound? As well?
Speaker 8: Why are there so many longs about Rainbow?
Speaker 5: What about Aaron?
Speaker 4: This bill is getting bigger, one big one, bigger, and
Speaker 4: I got a funny feeling. We're going to hear from
Speaker 4: some wild cards on Monday, So if you want to
Speaker 4: be on the bill, call us Monday morning.
Speaker 5: Have a great weekend. Thanks for listening. Take care Ber.
Speaker 2: You're listening to the Christian O Carl Show podcast.