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Speaker 2: Well what he brought you by Westpac on your Monday afternoon.

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Speaker 1: Wood almost named my unborn baby after a drug dealer.

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Speaker 3: I'll run you through it.

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Speaker 1: So, So Mimi is pregnant. She's thirty weeks pregnant now,

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Speaker 1: very very exciting.

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Speaker 2: Wow, really getting on there. How are you feeling about it?

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Speaker 3: I'm just pumped, Like, I'm so excited.

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Speaker 1: You know, she's at that stage now where you just

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Speaker 1: I'm ready for the baby to come out.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's starting very sore and stuff, and.

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Speaker 2: Lots of dad's in your shoes at this time, trying

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Speaker 2: you know, often get a lot of their partying out

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Speaker 2: of their system and whatnot. Yeah, for a forty eight

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Speaker 2: hour bike riding tour through the regional Victorian town of

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Speaker 2: Bright over the weekend.

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Speaker 1: Got pretty wild, got pretty Wilde had a few beers

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Speaker 1: at the pub alcohol free, but a few beers at

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Speaker 1: the pub afterwards anyway. So naturally, outside of bike riding trips,

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Speaker 1: we're also throwing around a.

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Speaker 3: Lot of names at the moment. Oh yeah, what are

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Speaker 3: we going to name the baby?

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Speaker 1: We're throwing things at each other, and I really liked

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Speaker 1: the name Walter. Oh yeah, Walter Walter. I like it's

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Speaker 1: an old school name. It's coming around a little bit

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Speaker 1: Walter and Walt Walt, yeah, Walt Walter. Anyway, my last

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Speaker 1: name is white Law. We White Law, Walter white Law.

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Speaker 1: Now for me, no issues, I don't have no issues.

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Speaker 3: Okay.

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Speaker 1: There's a very very popular television show called Breaking Bad.

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Speaker 1: Of course, now again I'm not a huge fan of

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Speaker 1: Breaking Bad.

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Speaker 3: But thankfully I told her button push it. Tommy here.

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Speaker 3: I was like, what do you think of Walter White Law?

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Speaker 3: And he thought I was joking and he was like,

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Speaker 3: I'm going to.

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Speaker 1: Name your child after a dude on a TV show

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Speaker 1: who sold ice. Effectively, I love it, but like pretty

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Speaker 1: strange man. But again, if I didn't have that, because

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Speaker 1: him didn't pick up on that either. Both of us

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Speaker 1: were just like, yeah, Walter white Law, that's that's that's great.

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Speaker 1: But a lot of people would have been like cool

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Speaker 1: man after anice dealer.

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Speaker 2: And also they wouldn't have had that chat with you

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Speaker 2: to your face does that you go, oh, what a

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Speaker 2: beautiful name, and then you walk away and.

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Speaker 3: You go those people are freaks. Yeah, classics behind the

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Speaker 3: man anyway.

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Speaker 2: You would have copped a lot of that, and I

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Speaker 2: would have been listening in and appealing with a lot.

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Speaker 3: Of those people. Yeah, oh, very good.

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Speaker 2: I think we should play it. I mean, there's a

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Speaker 2: joke that's been written in the in the producer chat bot.

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Speaker 2: It's a good joke. It's a good joke. I think

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Speaker 2: does deserve a song hook.

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Speaker 3: Very good.

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Speaker 1: Have had that in the bird sweep. Here he comes,

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Speaker 1: Walter Whitelot, here he comes. All right, so, thankfully, what's

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Speaker 1: TV show anyway? Thirteen one oh six five is our number?

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Speaker 1: Did they not think through the name enough? So, thankfully

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Speaker 1: we did think it through enough, So we're not going

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Speaker 1: to name our child Walter Whitelaw. I would love to

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Speaker 1: hear some examples now of when people didn't think through

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Speaker 1: the name enough. I want to know about the names

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Speaker 1: that you've encountered in your where you go? How the

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Speaker 1: hell did you name your child? How did you not

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Speaker 1: run the first name into the surname there and figure

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Speaker 1: out that was a bad idea?

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Speaker 2: Have you been a victim of the behind your back chats?

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Speaker 1: We had an example of this recently on the show.

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Speaker 1: I'll play that for you up next. Possibly the best

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Speaker 1: or worst example of this I've ever heard in my life.

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Speaker 3: Is toughly to admit.

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Speaker 2: Woods, but you realize that you just didn't think through

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Speaker 2: your baby name enough.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, because for whatever reason, I reckon we can rush

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Speaker 1: these things through, and we're naming our baby. I'm talking

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Speaker 1: about it because me and my wife is thirty weeks

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Speaker 1: pregnant now, so we are aggressively throwing names around. And again,

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Speaker 1: we really loved the name Walter, but my surname is Whitelaw.

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Speaker 3: Walter Whitelaw is very.

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Speaker 1: Similar to the main character of Breaking Bad, who was

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Speaker 1: famous for dealing ice. It's just not the kind of

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Speaker 1: thing you want to be putting out there, I think

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Speaker 1: when you name your child, naming them after a drug dealer,

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Speaker 1: a famous, famous drug dealer.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: So anyway, so thankfully we've thought it through. That I

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Speaker 1: luckily brought up with Tommy, a button pusher. He was

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Speaker 2: I mean, that's why, I mean, there's a lot of

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Speaker 2: reason to throw the baby name around. I mean, it's

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Speaker 2: kind of not really kosher, is it. You don't throw

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Speaker 2: the name around because you want a bit to everyone

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Speaker 2: to surprise with it. At the end of the day,

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Speaker 2: it's probably good doing a bit of cross referencing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, just to make sure you're not going to I

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Speaker 3: don't want someone to ship on your name. That's the problem.

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Speaker 4: Like if you friend and you're like, hey, look, this

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Speaker 4: is what I'm thinking, and then they go, well, I

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Speaker 4: that's a really that's an awful feeling.

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Speaker 2: But you'd probably rather have that than then look at

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Speaker 2: your kid and go no. I mean, like, you know,

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Speaker 2: you put your child first there.

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Speaker 1: But a lot of the time people don't like a

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Speaker 1: name is like, oh god, I had I had an

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Speaker 1: ex boyfriend a couple of weeks and he used to

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Speaker 1: sleep with the squirrel and it's like, what's nothing to

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Speaker 1: do with my child?

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Speaker 4: Impressively, let's go to sleep in the same bed as

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Speaker 4: I go to.

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Speaker 3: Wayne here on thirteen one o six five.

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Speaker 1: Wye, you've got an example of a name you don't

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Speaker 1: think the parents thought it through.

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Speaker 2: No. No.

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Speaker 5: I used to work with a fellow his name was

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Speaker 5: Matthew King and now he's talking about his brother one

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Speaker 5: day and he goes, yeah, I mean brother Wayne. I'm

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Speaker 5: just like, you're serious. Was my name is Wayne? And yeah, No,

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Speaker 5: that's just.

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Speaker 6: A cold.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.

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Speaker 3: And hold back. But does that happen? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, in full Yeah, let's go to Antonia here and

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Speaker 1: TONI you've got a marriage.

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Speaker 6: Yeah yeah. I don't think you need to be as

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Speaker 6: careful when you get married, but this woman probably should have. So.

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Speaker 6: My parents growing up had a really good family friend

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Speaker 6: called Tisser who meet a lovely man called Rob. And

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Speaker 6: when Rob and Tessa got married, they became mister and

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Speaker 6: missus Rob and Stickle.

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Speaker 4: Like testiclesis stickle?

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Speaker 3: Sorry? And this is your friends with tests.

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Speaker 6: And my parents were yeah, parents, did.

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Speaker 4: Anyone have the conversation that, like, I don't think you

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Speaker 4: can marry I don't think you can marry mister Stickle.

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Speaker 6: No, was so lovely, you know, even I remember him

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Speaker 6: being the loveliest.

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Speaker 3: Lovely He must have been. He must have compensated immediately

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Speaker 3: known as a ball for the rest of my life.

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Speaker 3: He must be a beautiful man, a gorgeous Yeah.

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Speaker 2: And for her to know that the rest of my

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Speaker 2: life I'm going to be known as that. You want

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Speaker 2: some something coming back? I'm sure maybe he was amazing.

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Speaker 3: Must have been, he must have been. Well, let's go

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Speaker 3: to Lord Nell here, lar Neelle, you went to you

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Speaker 3: went to Oh bless you.

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Speaker 1: You went to school with a girl whose parents didn't

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Speaker 6: I didn't know. I went to school with a girl

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Speaker 6: whose name was surname Dick.

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Speaker 4: I missed the missed the first name there. Surname is

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Speaker 4: always a winner. But what was the first name?

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Speaker 6: Crystal?

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Speaker 3: Crystal Dick?

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Speaker 4: Is there a game laughing at the surname there? Or

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Speaker 4: why is Crystal bad?

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Speaker 6: Nothing wrong with Crystal.

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Speaker 3: Nothing to do with the first name.

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Speaker 2: You didn't need to give us the best.

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Speaker 3: You can't do anything the surnames Dick. It's just like,

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Speaker 3: that's just the Dick family has to live with that.

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Speaker 3: The whole family tree has to live with that.

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Speaker 4: I think they've done a pretty good thing by calling

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Speaker 4: her Crystals.

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Speaker 2: So many gridades there, I think they've done really well.

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Speaker 3: Exactly half the names are gone Christine, not lor now.

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Speaker 2: Not get the phone too with lor Nell across.

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Speaker 3: Jo love the Dick gag bang, get it on. It's

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Speaker 3: not even clever made. There was no joke there. We

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Speaker 3: all want her first name, Crystal. That's not a bit.

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Speaker 3: Let's go to a shout out. Can kind of say

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Speaker 3: shout out to all.

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Speaker 2: The Dicks that are listening surnamed Dick. Oh yeah, shout out,

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Speaker 2: because it's some stage in your life it would have

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Speaker 3: I'm friends with a family of Dicks.

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Speaker 1: There were four boys before the Four Digs, and a

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Speaker 1: great great guys followed them around. Let's go to Cayden here,

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Speaker 1: Caden Caiden, you've got a work related one.

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Speaker 5: Good guys, how are we? Yeah? I was actually in

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Speaker 5: the Defense Force for a bit in the Navy. And

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Speaker 5: in the Navy you get called by your rank followed

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Speaker 5: by your last name. Yeah, and joining up you started

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Speaker 5: a semen.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

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Speaker 5: And we had a bloke from his last name was

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Speaker 3: Last name was once Sorry,