WEBVTT - FULL SHOW: Britt was named after a CONDIMENT?? 🍅

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<v Speaker 1>Come on, happy super Bowl Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't it just what a happy day it is?

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<v Speaker 3>I love the Super Bowl given, I love it more

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<v Speaker 3>since Taylor Swift has become involved, and I know she

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<v Speaker 3>doesn't actually play football.

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<v Speaker 4>But the halftime show, I'm living for it.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like the best concert I've ever been to in

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<v Speaker 3>one jam packed little picnic.

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<v Speaker 1>We were all out there in the office watching Usher

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<v Speaker 1>and that's sweaty, sweaty man.

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<v Speaker 2>Was very sweaty.

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<v Speaker 5>The three of us just watched that on the world's

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<v Speaker 5>tiniest screen and brit was like, I.

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<v Speaker 4>Feel like I'm actually there.

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<v Speaker 3>Close your eyes, guys, and you're there. I was dancing,

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<v Speaker 3>but I just refell in love with Usher. When he

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<v Speaker 3>specifically ripped his shirt off, I was like.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the bathroom at the start of it,

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<v Speaker 1>and then I came out and went, who is this

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<v Speaker 1>on the stage at the moment, and Laura went, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Usher.

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<v Speaker 5>A Freudian slip. I didn't mean Osha Gunsberg. He's not

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<v Speaker 5>on stage ripping his clothes off. It was Usher.

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<v Speaker 1>I know he was so no.

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<v Speaker 5>I was living like my.

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<v Speaker 2>My day's in the club Lurish play. Come on, does

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<v Speaker 2>that not make you feel a bit jazzy somewhere.

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<v Speaker 1>You're such a mum jazzy somewhere. That's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 3>I was trying to make a time appropriate for the

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<v Speaker 3>car ride home.

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<v Speaker 2>Everyone with the kiddies in.

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<v Speaker 1>The car is it at super Bowl Day. So we're

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<v Speaker 1>going to start the show with the Pickup's Most Famed

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<v Speaker 1>Game pick Up or put Down super Bowl Edition. We're

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<v Speaker 1>going to be talking about all the big moments from

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<v Speaker 1>the Super Bowl, and we're going to be discussing like

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<v Speaker 1>the nation is today?

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<v Speaker 2>What else is there to talk about?

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<v Speaker 1>Right now?

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<v Speaker 2>Have the stuff, but we we'll stick with.

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<v Speaker 1>Plus, by the way, a full row of Taylor Swift

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<v Speaker 1>tickets for you and all your friends to win, because

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<v Speaker 1>here at the pickup, we're the home Taylor Swift. She

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<v Speaker 1>actually lives here.

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<v Speaker 2>She does live downstairs.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, totally. The security is intense. Your shot at a

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<v Speaker 1>full row of tickets to Taylor Swift in the next

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<v Speaker 1>fifteen minutes. So let's start the show so the winning

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<v Speaker 1>can begin here at the pickup, Brittany Laura Mitch. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>do this pick up. Yeah, we do it every Monday.

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<v Speaker 1>The big topics that the world is discussing. Britt Laura

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<v Speaker 1>you either pick it up, keep talking about it. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>put it down, shut it up.

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<v Speaker 3>Put it in the bin, and raver ever ever speak

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<v Speaker 3>of it again. Today we are, of course discussing the

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<v Speaker 3>Super Bowl.

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<v Speaker 1>So the first pickup I put down is usher roller skating?

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<v Speaker 2>What pick up?

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<v Speaker 3>Pick up? Well, no, okay, pick it up because he

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<v Speaker 3>was epic, right, we all love our shot. I got

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<v Speaker 3>his shirt off, got his ring out, was great roller

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<v Speaker 3>skater didn't even.

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<v Speaker 2>Know who could do it. But there was one moment,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know if you guys clocked it.

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<v Speaker 3>There was one moment where he shot through the legs

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<v Speaker 3>and he stood up and nearly tripped over, but then

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<v Speaker 3>he pretended to do a move to cover it, and I.

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<v Speaker 2>Was like, good cover, but not good enough. Do you know?

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<v Speaker 5>The thing though about roller skating is it's the one

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<v Speaker 5>It's one of those sports where it's so easily can

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<v Speaker 5>be lame if you're not good at it, Like you're good,

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<v Speaker 5>it's really cool, and if you're not good, it's really I.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't think it's good. I think if you're hot, it's good.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're not.

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<v Speaker 5>If you're a good roller skater, like that's cool. But

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<v Speaker 5>if you're not a very good one.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really but if you don't if you can't confidently Rollerskate,

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<v Speaker 3>don't do it performing at the super Bowl, That's true.

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<v Speaker 5>I think he was pretty confident though, just a little,

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<v Speaker 5>just a little piccup. Now we're picking it up. It's brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Next Taylor Swift chugging beers.

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<v Speaker 2>What I love it.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know if she's really pushing the relatability because

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<v Speaker 3>people she's obviously not relatable, right, so I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>if she's really going down this public relationship.

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a normal girl, relatable.

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<v Speaker 2>But I loved it.

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<v Speaker 3>I saw it on the big screen, chugging, and I

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<v Speaker 3>was like, you get a girl, you live your best life.

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<v Speaker 5>I don't think every I mean I think people say

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<v Speaker 5>that everything she does is strategic. I don't think everything

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<v Speaker 5>she does is strategic, Like she's just there at a

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<v Speaker 5>football game boyfriend, drinking a beer and having a great time.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>Sometimes I think we try and read into too many

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<v Speaker 5>of the tailor clues like live your life, girl, pick

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<v Speaker 5>it up and then chug it down.

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<v Speaker 1>She has announced her next album is entitled Corona.

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<v Speaker 2>Chug It, Chug It. It's still a little bit too

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<v Speaker 2>triggering for most of.

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<v Speaker 1>That was not fun. Okay, pick up, I'll put down

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<v Speaker 1>the actual game of football put down.

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<v Speaker 5>Look, I'm going to say pick up because it occupies

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<v Speaker 5>my husband for many hours.

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<v Speaker 2>But for me, it doesn't all honesty, like I've never

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<v Speaker 2>gotten it.

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<v Speaker 3>I just think they run at each other, push each

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<v Speaker 3>other on the ground, and there's almost like a little

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<v Speaker 3>bit of humping on there for a minute while they

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<v Speaker 3>keep them there, and then.

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<v Speaker 5>They get this is controversial. We are a country of

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<v Speaker 5>people who love football. Unfortunately, here at the pick Up

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<v Speaker 5>we are three people who know very little about football.

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<v Speaker 2>So we are not we are not the I played football,

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<v Speaker 2>did you know?

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<v Speaker 1>I was sorry? It was in a musical and I

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<v Speaker 1>played a football player incomplete.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm into football now because my partner band makes me

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<v Speaker 3>watch it.

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<v Speaker 4>He loves the super Bowl. He's taught me everything.

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<v Speaker 3>But what I will say is is a difference with

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<v Speaker 3>ossie football here in rugby and the super Bowl because

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<v Speaker 3>the American football is not continuous. It stops start, one

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<v Speaker 3>play last for five seconds, so it's a real get

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<v Speaker 3>the ball, pass it, you knock down, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's like hard to watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes, I know what you're.

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<v Speaker 2>Thinking, Laura. You didn't know I was an expert.

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<v Speaker 5>Look for someone who just put it down, you know

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<v Speaker 5>an awful lot about it, prayers.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, all I know about the super Bowl is Taylor's involvement.

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<v Speaker 1>And here at the pickup, we have a full row

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<v Speaker 1>of tickets for you to win on the show.

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<v Speaker 2>So good imagine that.

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<v Speaker 1>You and all your friends in your shot to get

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<v Speaker 1>the tickets is happening just after this on the pickup.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey guys, thirteen one oh sixty five, we want to

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<v Speaker 3>know what you were named after.

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<v Speaker 6>Now.

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<v Speaker 3>The reason I say that is you may or may

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<v Speaker 3>not have seen that Pink is in town. Pink is

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<v Speaker 3>in Australia. She's been papped left, right and sena. She

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<v Speaker 3>was eating in Bondi.

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<v Speaker 2>It's amazing.

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<v Speaker 3>But she had to stop her Sydney show a couple

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<v Speaker 3>of nights ago because somebody in the front row, like

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<v Speaker 3>one of the patrons that was just rock out, went

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<v Speaker 3>into labor in the middle of the show. So there

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<v Speaker 3>was chaos in the crowd and like there were you know,

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<v Speaker 3>people leapt into action, formed a circle. Word traveled through

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<v Speaker 3>like up to the crowd, up to the stage. Pink

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<v Speaker 3>got word that this person's going into labor and she

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<v Speaker 3>stopped the show.

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<v Speaker 5>Is Alisha Alex for she didn't just have there.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so congratulations.

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<v Speaker 5>Alisha or Alex because that's Pink's name. But my name

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<v Speaker 5>is Alicia. I was today years old when I found

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<v Speaker 5>that out. I had no idea her name was actually Pink.

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<v Speaker 5>Think what is wrong that rhetorical?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>Pink panther her name is Alisha.

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<v Speaker 3>So anyway, she's made the joke, are you gonna name

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<v Speaker 3>me child? You know, Alisha or Alex after me? And

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<v Speaker 3>it got me thinking, like, what are you named after?

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<v Speaker 3>Because my middle name is terrible. My middle name is

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<v Speaker 3>a condiment.

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<v Speaker 4>My middle name is Mayo, as in mayonnaise.

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<v Speaker 2>Where did I come from? I don't think you've ever

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<v Speaker 2>really told.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's a family name, but who was unfortunately

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<v Speaker 5>called Mayo to start with?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom's got it, We've all passed it down.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just think growing up, like in hindsight, she

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<v Speaker 3>loved like a warm chicken roll with mayonnaise, So I

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<v Speaker 3>reckon she just loved that.

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<v Speaker 5>She just was that was what she was having as

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<v Speaker 5>her pregnancy food. I my name, okay, I'm Laura. Anne

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<v Speaker 5>is my middle name, but it was almost Laura Ashley, which,

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<v Speaker 5>if anyone knows, Laura Ashley is like a type of Manchester,

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<v Speaker 5>It's a type of Linen. And so my dad tells

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<v Speaker 5>his story. Apparently on the day that I was born,

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<v Speaker 5>my mom was like, it's Laura Ashley. We're confirming that's it.

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<v Speaker 5>Go and put it on the birth registry. And my

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<v Speaker 5>dad stopped and he was like, I do love it,

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<v Speaker 5>but like, why are you so adamant about Laura Ashley?

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<v Speaker 5>And my mom turns around and says to him, those

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<v Speaker 5>were the sheets that she was conceived on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 2>And thank god.

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<v Speaker 3>My dad in that moment, was like, you've had a

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<v Speaker 3>little bit too much epidural, ma'am.

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<v Speaker 1>You are not naming her bad.

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<v Speaker 2>You're little too high.

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<v Speaker 1>If my parents did that, I'd be mitch Enko.

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<v Speaker 3>They came up, my sister's name is Sheridan, and I'm Brittany.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously Brittany and Sheridan are their sheets. Brittany shedon sheets.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, No, our parents weren't very craz It's my poor

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<v Speaker 2>little sister.

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<v Speaker 1>Rachel's Rachel Victoria. Because on the last day of the

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<v Speaker 1>trip in Victoria, mum and dad got it on. So

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, let's name Rachel after the States.

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<v Speaker 2>Something.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Ella's called hi Ella. I'm thirteen one six five.

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<v Speaker 1>What did you name the baby after?

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<v Speaker 6>Well, my mother had a very beloved family dog when

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<v Speaker 6>she was a little girl, and it broke her heart

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<v Speaker 6>when that thing died, so she named me Ella after it.

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<v Speaker 2>You can't name me kid after a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, hang on, I have one of my favorite names.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not going to tell you that I want to

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<v Speaker 3>call my kid one day Goooby is after a dog

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<v Speaker 3>that I had.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well, I mean brittle poll it. What is

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<v Speaker 2>it you got to tell us?

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<v Speaker 4>I can't because someone is such an amazing name, someone

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<v Speaker 4>will take it. I'm not telling you.

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<v Speaker 1>Guys.

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<v Speaker 4>Can go through all my dogs names and you can

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<v Speaker 4>find it.

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<v Speaker 2>Brittany, you can't hold baby names when you're not even pregnant. Okay, schizmo.

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<v Speaker 5>Across people are calling their dogs the dogs their kids Fido?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Next next on the show, I had a

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<v Speaker 1>horrific experience with a genius on the weekend at the

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<v Speaker 1>Apple Store.

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<v Speaker 5>Did they really show you how much of a not

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<v Speaker 5>genius you are?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that really that funny?

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<v Speaker 2>I made a funny joke.

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<v Speaker 1>No no one laughed except yourself because no one got it.

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<v Speaker 1>No I got I. Actually there's nothing to get. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>my god. All right, I'm banned from the Apple Store.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you why after this on the Pickup Girls.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to the Apple Store on the weekend, which

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<v Speaker 1>I feel like can be either hit or miss. Like

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<v Speaker 1>you go to the Apple Store with a problem and

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<v Speaker 1>you're either going to leave it with a new iPhone

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<v Speaker 1>and an Apple Watch or enraged with your problem somehow

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<v Speaker 1>worse than what you went into fixing bill Usually normally, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but this weekend I knew what I wanted. My little

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<v Speaker 1>sister Rachel's got a birthday coming up, and I'll get

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<v Speaker 1>her an Apple Watch. Good brother, So go in, I

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<v Speaker 1>get her an Apple Watch. I have a lovely experience,

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<v Speaker 1>very good brother. And I'm about to check out, and

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<v Speaker 1>the lady at the Genius at the Apple Bar goes,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, do you have the new iPhone fifteen you

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<v Speaker 1>know Promax? Yeah, I just bought it for work. She goes,

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<v Speaker 1>if you turned on pro res four K fourteen megapixel images?

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<v Speaker 1>And I was like, well, this has been such a

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<v Speaker 1>seamless experience. Oh, learn a new feature while I'm here.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, not, I'd love to know about fourteen promacs

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<v Speaker 1>four k tell me more. So she goes, do you

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<v Speaker 1>mind if I grab your phone? Ok, Karen, you've been

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<v Speaker 1>so good?

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<v Speaker 2>Grab my phone totally.

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<v Speaker 1>She grabs my phone and she swipes up and it

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<v Speaker 1>unlocks because the new face idea, you know how, it

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<v Speaker 1>just reads your face.

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<v Speaker 2>Karen looks very similar to you.

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<v Speaker 1>So no, no, it scanned my face. But face ID

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<v Speaker 1>is so quick that she just wwiped up and it

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<v Speaker 1>kind of caught my face on the corner. I was like, God,

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<v Speaker 1>face ID is good anyway. Then she goes, do you

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<v Speaker 1>mind if I go to your your camera, your photo

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<v Speaker 1>role because I want to show you how this technique works.

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<v Speaker 1>And I go, sure, go for it. So she goes

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<v Speaker 1>to my photo app or another rainbow flower. And the last

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<v Speaker 1>time I'd been in my photo app, I was perusing

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<v Speaker 1>through my hidden folder. And a hidden folder is just

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<v Speaker 1>you know where we all hidden folder.

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<v Speaker 5>Where you keep the naughty thing when you're dating and

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<v Speaker 5>you have young love.

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<v Speaker 2>That's where you keep the naughty stock.

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<v Speaker 3>The photo no one else can see, just for your

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<v Speaker 3>eyes only. They're explicit and Karen, yeah, totally.

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<v Speaker 1>Well in that moment, Karen tapped my photo app and

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<v Speaker 1>it was the last last folder that I've been in.

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<v Speaker 1>Face ID in twenty twenty four is so quick. I

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<v Speaker 1>wasn't even looking at my phone. Somehow it hit a

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<v Speaker 1>mirror in the corner of the Apple Store, bounced off,

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<v Speaker 1>hit my face picking unlocked and their lies.

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<v Speaker 2>Mitch's Saturday Night.

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<v Speaker 1>Now use your imagination like a naked mole. Run Pat,

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<v Speaker 1>You're a naked mole. Rd Karen. Somehow through the phone

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<v Speaker 1>like she Karen freaked out, dropped the phone, threw it

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<v Speaker 1>on the on the oakwood table at Apple and went

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<v Speaker 1>all right, think you. I hope you've got everything you

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<v Speaker 1>wanted today. Enjoy the Apple Watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Hang on, did you even get your super Hydro four

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<v Speaker 4>k x y Z photos?

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely not. Didn't get the tip? Well she got the tip.

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<v Speaker 2>Someone got a tin. Karen has not paid enough for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Absolutely, she's a genius.

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<v Speaker 5>No, she's going straight to hate you and saying I

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<v Speaker 5>got abused at word today.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't you guys remember.

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<v Speaker 3>When I I had taken a nice photo for in

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<v Speaker 3>my long distance relationship for my boyfriend, and then I

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<v Speaker 3>had also decided after it said photo shoot to go

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<v Speaker 3>and get my nails done and I had screenshot the

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<v Speaker 3>nails that I wanted. Went to the nail lady and

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<v Speaker 3>she's like, what do you after today? And so I

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<v Speaker 3>pulled up my phone to show her the nails that

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<v Speaker 3>I wanted, and I said, I'll just get these done.

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<v Speaker 2>And it was just my nude photo.

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<v Speaker 3>I just was showing the poor naille and my new

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<v Speaker 3>She's like, you want that, and I was like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>just get haply like that.

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<v Speaker 2>I would like nude. I'd like newd nails. Yes, I

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<v Speaker 2>want to.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you came out you had nipples on every finger

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<v Speaker 1>in your nicknails. Not friends tip, different card of tip.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, well I'm now banned from Apple, so I'm

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<v Speaker 1>an Android user. Yeah, I'm moving over to Android. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>we're gonna go home. Oh, by the way, actually we

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<v Speaker 1>should mention this. It's Monday, it's a fresh week. We've

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<v Speaker 1>spoken to the amazing people at chemist share House and

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<v Speaker 1>they're like, listen, we love you, you love us. We

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<v Speaker 1>always see Laura at Chemists ware house getting things to

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<v Speaker 1>the kids. Always an R four, some.

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<v Speaker 4>Sort of cream, some sort of Laura's I hang on,

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<v Speaker 4>what's all our time?

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<v Speaker 2>I live at a chemist? I think that's like every month.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, of course. Listen. You can now head to the

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<v Speaker 1>win page on the pickup dot com dot AU for

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<v Speaker 1>your chance to win five hundred dollars with your little

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<v Speaker 1>win of the week. We've spoken about our little wins

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<v Speaker 1>of the week on the show before.

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<v Speaker 4>That was a little loss this week for you, Mitch, normally.

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<v Speaker 2>Normally it was a big win for Karen.

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<v Speaker 1>Sure the hidden holder. That was a massive win, massive win. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>five hundred bucks were a little win of the week

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<v Speaker 1>the pickup dot com dot Ay.

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe you need that five hundred dollars for some sort

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<v Speaker 3>of therapy after listening to mit your story.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, that's it from us, guys, see you tomorrow.