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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: It's time on the show now where every Monday morning

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Speaker 2: we ask you to have a think about your weekend

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Speaker 2: and then if there's a song that was to sum

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Speaker 2: up your weekend, what would it be for me? I'm

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Speaker 2: going to go with this the boss.

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Speaker 1: Now.

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Speaker 2: First of all, I tell you why I need to

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Speaker 2: know this about my mom. My mom takes photos of

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Speaker 2: the TV. Why crazy lady. She once came to stay

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Speaker 2: with us, right, and suddenly I saw a rummaging in

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Speaker 2: the Hamburg get her camera out and take some photos.

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Speaker 2: We were watching a David Atberer show, right, and there

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Speaker 2: were some tigers on there? What are you doing? And

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Speaker 2: she was literally takes her and can you pause it?

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Speaker 3: Like nature photography?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, she's going, oh, I'm never going to see that.

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Speaker 2: I'm going to again never go to see who are

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Speaker 2: you going to show this to? It's David Atborough. Here's

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Speaker 2: some tigers. So my mom likes to take photos of

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Speaker 2: the TV.

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Speaker 3: Then when she gets the photos developed or prints them after,

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Speaker 3: she cut around them. So you can't say that it's

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Speaker 3: a TV show and it looks.

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Speaker 2: Like holiday photos. They just I don't even know what

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Speaker 2: she does with them. Anyway, this weekend she emailed me

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Speaker 2: one of her most recent ones. Right, it's from a

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Speaker 2: recent episode of Graham Norton and I love Graham Norton, Right,

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Speaker 2: a brilliant show. It's a lovely guy as well, very

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Speaker 2: funny host. Anyway, this one is it is a picture

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Speaker 2: of a recent episode. What a dream lineup on Graham Norton.

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Speaker 2: You've got Bobby de Niro and Bruce Springsteen. She sends

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Speaker 2: me a photo and she goes, do you know what

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Speaker 2: I think you look like? Bruce Springsteen? Bruce Springsteen is

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Speaker 2: seventy years old. I'm forty six.

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Speaker 4: With me?

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Speaker 2: Guys, do you like Bruce Springs? But it's Bruce springsteay

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Speaker 2: a seventy year old knacker. I'm forty six in my prime.

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Speaker 5: Guys, No, you don't.

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Speaker 1: Jack.

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Speaker 2: Do you think she may like prime Springsteen?

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Speaker 1: No?

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Speaker 3: Because why would she take the photo of current Springsteen?

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Speaker 3: It wasn't a thirty What job to do?

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Speaker 2: Agree with me? Humor me? Lie to me, I support

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Speaker 2: my ego.

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Speaker 3: I think your mum's talking about vintage.

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Speaker 2: So much better. By the way, on the episode, you

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Speaker 2: can watch it on catch Up agin. It's an amazing

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Speaker 2: So you got de Niro on there, it's great on there,

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Speaker 2: and also got Springsteen, and then you familiar with James Blunt.

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Speaker 3: Yes, of course we know James Blunt.

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Speaker 2: It's a funny guy, right, James, very great on social media,

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Speaker 2: very very charming, funny guy. However, so I'm watching this

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Speaker 2: and then Graham Norton goes, so there's Springsteen sat next

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Speaker 2: to Norton. Okay, then there's Bobby de Niro, and then

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Speaker 2: there's James Blunt, and James Blunt was very funny. And

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Speaker 2: then the episode, right, Graham Norton goes, now tough for

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Speaker 2: some music. I'm thinking, oh my god, Springsteen is going

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Speaker 2: to get up and sing. Yeah, oh no, The Captain

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Speaker 2: gets up Blunt. He starts singing, If I were Springsten,

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Speaker 2: I've been going there's gonna be So Springsteen has to

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Speaker 2: sit there tapping his foot. Well, pasty, old Jimmy Blood

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Speaker 2: gets up there with his guitar and starts strumming his

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Speaker 2: latest Bland melody.

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Speaker 3: And now to do some famous lines from taxi driver

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Speaker 3: James Blood, you're looking at me?

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Speaker 2: Who is that one of the muppets?

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Speaker 3: No, that's James Blake doing Roberts.

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Speaker 2: That's a whole different feature on a Monday morning.

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Speaker 3: Now that's Jack Post doing James Blood doing Dear.

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Speaker 2: That is meta.

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Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four

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Speaker 1: point three.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very much. All the texts coming through saying

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Speaker 2: that I do look like prime time.

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Speaker 3: You must have a different text line.

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Speaker 2: Coming to my actual phone, you know. All right then, Jack,

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Speaker 2: what is the one song that sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 3: Mine is Ben Harper's walk Away.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes terms you just have to got a lot going

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Speaker 2: on the weekend, throwing you you don't done the whipper

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Speaker 2: Snipper in the gardens or something? What's going on?

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Speaker 3: No, Bianka and I tried to attend an event this weekend.

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Speaker 3: That is it was called an art party. And what

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Speaker 3: we thought it was is like you go to a

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Speaker 3: big blank studio and all the walls are white. This

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Speaker 3: is what they made it sound like, all the walls

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Speaker 3: are white and everybody paints their own picture and you

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Speaker 3: get creative freedom from it and creative so as we thought.

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Speaker 2: Patsy didn't even pretend to be interested that I went

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Speaker 2: cold on. Don't do that. In Weerriby, we don't have

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Speaker 2: We don't have art in we aby and if you

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Speaker 2: talk about art, they come in and burn your house down.

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Speaker 2: Here community, oh dear, yeah, yeah, what they got pens potatoes.

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Speaker 3: Here's how they described it. A huge blank studio room

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Speaker 3: where you were offered paints and brushes and given the

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Speaker 3: freedom to paint anything as the night goes on before

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Speaker 3: performances and creative games take you on an imaginative and

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Speaker 3: immersive journey into your creativity and fun.

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Speaker 2: All right, so why didn't you go? Because now rewinding

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Speaker 2: you se at the beginning, is you try to go?

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Speaker 3: Yes, a huge blank studio room. We pictured a warehouse

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Speaker 3: where everybody, like hundreds of people were there and we're

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Speaker 3: all having fun. We found the address and thought we

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Speaker 3: had the wrong house because we rocked up in front

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Speaker 3: of somebody's townhouse.

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Speaker 5: Just oh, it was a personal address.

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Speaker 3: It was just a personal address, and then it.

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Speaker 2: Just was his house decorating. It's a weekend.

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Speaker 3: So as we walked to the door, sticky taped to

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Speaker 3: the door is an a four paper with about eight

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Speaker 3: names on it, including mine because we'd already pre bought

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Speaker 3: the tickets, and says cross your name off when you

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Speaker 3: get here. And come in.

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Speaker 2: That's the moment. Yeah, yeah, that's the moment where you go.

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Speaker 2: Once we step over here, there's no going back. You're

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Speaker 2: right on the precipice, aren't you.

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Speaker 3: So I hovered with the pen at first. Bank is

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Speaker 3: saying should we even walk in? Should we walk away?

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Speaker 2: Can you know anything the other side of the door.

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Speaker 3: Yes, and that's what really made us walk away. So

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Speaker 3: in the living room or whatever is on the other

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Speaker 3: side of the door, we can hear some music clapping

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Speaker 3: like this, a chainsaw worse. It sounded best described as

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Speaker 3: a Wiggles song that went and now we paint with

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Speaker 3: and we walk out away.

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Speaker 2: Sometimes now understands that's great?

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Speaker 1: All right?

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Speaker 2: Coming have next to on God one o four point three.

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Speaker 2: We'll find out the song that sums up Patsy's weekend, the.

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Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.

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Speaker 2: So we're doing the game where we talk about our weekends,

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Speaker 2: but we're telling you about which one song sums up.

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Speaker 2: Thanks again for the thousands of phone calls that we're

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Speaker 2: getting through at the moment asking if I'm going to

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Speaker 2: release the kind of Bruce Springsteen look alike, you Canada.

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Speaker 3: Thing said on the show. Usually the best ideas come

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Speaker 3: up on air. A twelve page calendar of you dresses. Yes, yes,

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Speaker 3: just in time for Christmas as well, get out of it.

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Speaker 5: Nothing but a guitar and Christian?

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Speaker 2: Okay? And which song sums up your weekend?

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Speaker 4: Mine is Distraates twisted by the door. We had the

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Speaker 4: swimming party from Hell at the weekend. Oh no, it

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Speaker 4: didn't turn out so well. So one of Audie's schoolmates

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Speaker 4: had a birthday party, one of the little boys, and

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Speaker 4: so we've gone there and there were about fifteen minutes

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Speaker 4: into the swimming party, one kid had to be rescued

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Speaker 4: from the wave pool because they were overwhelmed by the waves.

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Speaker 5: Have you've seen those things? They can get quite shoppy if.

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Speaker 2: You're less wave pool rocks.

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Speaker 3: They're not barrels that people could serve one.

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Speaker 2: You hear on the news chaos today, overwhelm This must

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Speaker 2: not just you hear the siren. They count down for

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Speaker 2: an hour, don't they. God, you get the little kids

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Speaker 2: get out of there, they're too small.

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Speaker 3: Tsunami takes out sack.

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Speaker 4: This kid wasn't a strong swimmer, so they had to

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Speaker 4: rescue this kid.

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Speaker 2: Rescuing one of those ten year old lifeguards just stepped

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Speaker 2: into it, grabbed him and picked him up from the

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Speaker 2: shallow end.

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Speaker 5: It's pretty much anyway.

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Speaker 2: Then you don't leave that down either, do you. No, seriously,

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Speaker 2: you're known for that. That's it. You're known at school

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Speaker 2: for that kid.

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Speaker 5: In the baby Paul lad.

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Speaker 4: Then another kid she hid her head jumping into the pool,

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Speaker 4: hit her head on a tage.

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Speaker 2: She was all right.

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Speaker 5: And then about ten minutes after that, summers.

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Speaker 2: Why or two forkt about these stories that suddenly take

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Speaker 2: a turn where someone's head gets smitched about your mate

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Speaker 2: nephews head snapped off or.

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Speaker 3: Something reminiscent of breaking their neck and back.

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Speaker 5: Oh, it doesn't get any better. Another kids scratched their

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Speaker 4: And then the pool had to be evacuated because it

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Speaker 4: was some sort of chemical.

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Speaker 4: Pretty much ringfield anyway, So we're all in the car park.

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Speaker 4: All the kids were in tears because they didn't even

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Speaker 4: get the cake to the point of cutting the cake.

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Speaker 4: And then it was like everyone had some.

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Speaker 3: Kid cut his hand off with the cake.

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Speaker 4: Fire engines, cock cars, everything happening, and so the mother

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Speaker 4: of this child whose birthday was said, look, it's probably

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Speaker 4: best if we all just go.

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Speaker 2: I think greatst party ever though, right, I think I

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Speaker 2: would have loved it. At that party, you got stuff

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Speaker 2: to talk about, franges. I remember when I used to

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Speaker 2: take the kids swimming where they were little tinies, and

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Speaker 2: you go into that little the kid's pool, yeahs are

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Speaker 2: so hot. You get a peel as soon as you

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Speaker 2: got the breaking hot. Always like a Saturday morning with

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Speaker 2: a wine hangover in there anywhere. I remember once it

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Speaker 2: was in there with a pail of them. Right. Suddenly

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Speaker 2: the claxon goes off and one of those there are

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Speaker 2: always like eleven year old lifeguards now, aren't they. He

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Speaker 2: was chatting up some young girl. But the claxon goes off,

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Speaker 2: and I think, I wonder what it is, and he

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Speaker 2: goes everyone's got to get out the ball, get out

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Speaker 2: the water. And then I saw what it was. It

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Speaker 2: was a big old giant mars. I have never laughed harder.

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Speaker 1: Thing.

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Speaker 2: The kids go and so on. It's done a dumb

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Speaker 2: right right. The kids like screaming, I'm pushing them up right,

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Speaker 2: and like, say yourself, first of all, it's coming because

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Speaker 2: because everyone's getting out at the same time, it's bobbing

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Speaker 2: towards me, and I'm like, what waft didn get away?

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Speaker 2: Try I push the water away from me. Honestly, I

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Speaker 2: don't think I've never laughed so hard trying to escape

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Speaker 2: that floating job in the pool.

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