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Speaker 1: It's when you hit off with your mates. Can you

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Speaker 1: just crack gags?

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Speaker 2: Added a lot of color humor tire.

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Speaker 3: He went to boss level for Barre's bits.

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Speaker 1: Have some of this bang morning, guys.

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Speaker 2: I like that there's plenty of space in the car

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Speaker 2: park underneath.

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Speaker 1: Where's your car lease the audi gone?

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Speaker 4: No, it's it's it's at home in the carboard because

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Speaker 4: it has a flat tire.

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Speaker 5: Mucking around with ubers at four o'clock this morning.

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Speaker 3: And I've been hearing about this all because once.

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Speaker 4: Upon a time, bearerer, you could get the spare tire

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Speaker 4: out of the boot jacket up, put on a new one,

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Speaker 4: and the way you go.

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Speaker 5: Just cars just aren't simple like that anymore.

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Speaker 1: You're kidding you can't change your tire.

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Speaker 4: Well, I can change a tire, but there is no

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Speaker 4: spare tire. It just doesn't work like that.

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Speaker 3: Anymorely, that should be just a rule.

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Speaker 4: Would have a can of sort of yeah, and it's

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Speaker 4: flatters attack, so it beyond that. It's it's a it's

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Speaker 4: a someone's got to come around and from you know,

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Speaker 4: R A C and put on a new tire situation.

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Speaker 5: But cars, do you remember when cars were easy?

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Speaker 3: Yes?

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Speaker 4: Now I mean this, this car, it's it's taken me.

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Speaker 4: I bought it what three and a half weeks ago?

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Speaker 4: It took me three weeks to work out how to

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Speaker 4: lock the doors. I was using the key, I was,

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Speaker 4: I was using the fob, and then I realized, you

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Speaker 4: just it's keyless.

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Speaker 5: You put your hand on the handle when you get out.

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Speaker 1: You've got to flirt with it. Jedi mind trick.

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Speaker 4: Absolutely so why I mean, and if you tried to

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Speaker 4: change a car battery the fob in the battery, I

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Speaker 4: mean the battery.

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Speaker 5: And I can't do that.

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Speaker 3: Can you do that?

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Speaker 1: Can you?

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Speaker 4: I had to watch a YouTube tutorial to do it,

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Speaker 4: but I got a little so I just take mine

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Speaker 4: to mister Minute.

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Speaker 6: Right, they do the shoes and the keys, and I

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Speaker 6: just take it to mister Minute. I duck over to

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Speaker 6: Miss Ward's get a coffee, and by the time I've

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Speaker 6: got my coffee from Miss Woods to go back to

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Speaker 6: mister Minute.

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Speaker 5: Well, I didn't know mister Minnett would do it for me.

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Speaker 5: I thought I had to do it myself. Anyone else you.

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Speaker 2: Had to go to university, mister Minute trying to find

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Speaker 2: out how to do it.

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Speaker 4: If I knew blokes were going around to mister Minute

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Speaker 4: to get their keys changed.

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Speaker 5: I would have been on board with that.

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Speaker 4: I was at home trying to do it and not

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Speaker 4: have to ask someone and look stupid.

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Speaker 6: Because I'm too scared that I'm accidentally going to break

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Speaker 6: it when I try to fix it, because those things are.

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Speaker 4: Yes, that's why I had to watch a YouTube Tutora.

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Speaker 4: But I mean because because I thought, how hard could

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Speaker 4: it be?

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Speaker 3: How hard is it? Barren?

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Speaker 1: I loved.

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Speaker 2: You know what I loved is my brother's got a

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Speaker 2: Tesla Tesla yeah, yeah, And so when I was looking

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Speaker 2: after for him, I wanted to have a look at

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Speaker 2: the what what goes for an engine?

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Speaker 1: Right? And I opened the bonnet. There's nothing in there. No,

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Speaker 1: that's actually the that's actually the boot.

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Speaker 3: It's like a whole Volkswagon.

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Speaker 1: And then you go to the back and there's a

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Speaker 1: couple of batteries. So but you're right about the key fob, jack.

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Speaker 5: Yourrol and water love. No, that just doesn't that's not

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Speaker 5: a thing anymore.

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Speaker 2: And you've got to go through this incredible iPad to

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Speaker 2: find out anything.

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Speaker 1: The cards has changed so much.

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Speaker 3: You've got to take your car in for a service

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Speaker 3: on a software.

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Speaker 4: You have to have a degree in you know, astrophysics

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Speaker 4: to be able to deal with your car.

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Speaker 1: I do love those key fobs, those plastic pebbles.

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Speaker 4: I do like the idea of how hard could it

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Speaker 4: be as a bit of a thing that we could do.

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Speaker 4: Actually might who wants to risk their key fob for

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Speaker 4: changing a battery?

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Speaker 1: Not me?

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Speaker 3: Just quietly try that.

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Speaker 2: I dropped my brothers down the couch and I sat

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Speaker 2: on it and opened the boot outside. It was actually

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Speaker 2: quite remarkable. He can tell his card to drive back

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Speaker 2: around the corner, so he'll be in a cafe and

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Speaker 2: he'll go, Tesla, come back here and come back around

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Speaker 2: the corner.

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Speaker 3: I reckon Barrow's good man for how hard can it be?

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Speaker 5: Because I reckon next week, let's do it. Get people

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Speaker 5: into how hard?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because I heard.

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Speaker 2: You were talking about how much cars have changed. This

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Speaker 2: is noble. When I had his tesler right his e V,

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Speaker 2: I said, because they've got perplexia in there or something.

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Speaker 2: You know, the thing you talk to, it sounds the

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Speaker 2: computer person Alexa.

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Speaker 3: Is not perplexer. That's asking.

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Speaker 4: It sounds like some kind of weird I'm loving chatting

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Speaker 4: with did it again every time?

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Speaker 5: Ser ser?

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Speaker 2: What we want is not play some yourch rocks, play

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Speaker 2: some Ossie crawl ahead of James, so reckless.

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Speaker 1: I rescleutely tell you what I said. I said to

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Speaker 1: the car.

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Speaker 5: She said okay, but I said, don't listen.

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Speaker 2: Well, listen perplex here, I said to my perplexia in

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Speaker 2: the car or whatever she's called, I said, play Gold FM.

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Speaker 2: Without a word of a lie. It dimmed the lights,

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Speaker 2: loaded the windows, and it said activating nostalgia mode.

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Speaker 3: It did just that. Must have been when we were

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Speaker 3: doing lost shops, very dare.

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Speaker 1: That's Valentine's Day, Saturday.

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Speaker 2: My only tip for people is if you are at

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Speaker 2: dinner and you want to watch the footy with your partner, Luckily.

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Speaker 5: It should be over by dinner.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I think it finished. Researched that seven is it'll finish,

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Speaker 1: So go after an early dinner.

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Speaker 3: If you're an old couple.

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Speaker 5: Live on the edge on Saturday night.

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Speaker 2: My advice is sneak out to the toilet to watch

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Speaker 2: the end of the match, or or get your partner

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Speaker 2: involved and become become very romantic and watch it at

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Speaker 2: the table, which isn't right.

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Speaker 3: What if there eight goals down?

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Speaker 1: Though?

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Speaker 2: But the thing that struck me is in talking of love.

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Speaker 2: Did you see that Norwegian skier Stirla Holme I agreed

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Speaker 2: in the Winter Games broke down.

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Speaker 5: In much information.

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Speaker 2: To winning bronze in the biathlon, he apologized on Norwegian

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Speaker 2: TV for having an affair. This is what he said,

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Speaker 2: cheated on his golfriend. It has been the worst week

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Speaker 2: of my life. There is one thing I want to

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Speaker 2: share with someone who may not be watching today. Half

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Speaker 2: a year ago I met the love of my life,

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Speaker 2: the world's most beautiful and nicest person. Three months ago,

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Speaker 2: I made the mistake of my life and I cheated

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Speaker 2: on her. And I told her about it a week ago.

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Speaker 2: This has been the worst week of my life. I

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Speaker 2: am willing to commit social suicide for her by dropping

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Speaker 2: a nuclear bomb on Norwegian television overshare.

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Speaker 5: Do you think, by the way, the only want bronze?

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Speaker 6: Well, her comeback would be sorry, I don't go out

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Speaker 6: with bronze medallists, only you go out with gold medalists.

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Speaker 1: Have you got what he said about I think straight up?

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Speaker 2: There's a short bit from the press conference where he

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Speaker 2: speaks in English because before he speaking Norwegian.

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Speaker 7: I haven't got any reactions from the girl that I

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Speaker 7: mentioned I'm happy because then maybe she hasn't seen it.

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Speaker 7: Maybe she will see it at the right time. I

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Speaker 7: hope I don't make anything worse for her help. I

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Speaker 7: hope there is happening.

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Speaker 1: Now. At least tell us would that have helped?

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Speaker 5: No?

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Speaker 1: No, that would have made your partner national teller.

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Speaker 5: That's like, you know, when you see people.

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Speaker 4: Like someone to marry them, someone to marry out the

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Speaker 4: jump Botron or something, it's like no.

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Speaker 3: Especially when they do say no. You almost have which

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Speaker 3: has happened.

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Speaker 2: Maybe so you're not advising, like you Neil to try

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Speaker 2: that least?

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