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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda's It's funny though, just with all this

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Speaker 1: now nostalgia. I was just.

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Speaker 2: Going through my paperwork yesterday looking for something. I found

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Speaker 2: a letter from two thousand and seven from my daughter,

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Speaker 2: who is now twenty three.

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Speaker 3: So she would have been nine.

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Speaker 1: Is that right, asked Jim and the millennial? How old

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Speaker 1: is that?

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Speaker 4: Yes, she's nine.

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Speaker 1: Oh okay, well less attitude, thank you?

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Speaker 2: So anyway, yes, says you would have been nine. She

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Speaker 2: wrote this letter, and just a bit of backstory. She's

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Speaker 2: twenty three now. She's wanted a dog for all that

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Speaker 2: time I remember, and I have resisted getting a dog

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Speaker 2: because I'm not a dog person.

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Speaker 1: I like dogs. I don't have time for a dog,

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Speaker 1: that's all. I just don't have to.

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Speaker 3: But she said and she would look after.

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Speaker 2: Yes, and that's all well and good. But from the

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Speaker 2: this has been a constant story in our life. And

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Speaker 2: we had a dog when my daughter was little, and

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Speaker 2: my wife went and got it from the pet shop

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Speaker 2: because she thought it looked cute. Night it turned into

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Speaker 2: a sixty kilo puuh machine that ate everything, ruined our backyard.

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Speaker 2: So I ended up being the guy that looked after

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Speaker 2: the dog, and I said, why am I looking out

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Speaker 2: for this dog? I never wanted a dog, so then

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Speaker 2: and there I said, look, we're not going to get

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Speaker 2: a dog. We're not going to get a dog. And

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Speaker 2: so this has been a constant, constant thing.

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Speaker 4: So I'm having a flashback because I wrote letters to

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Speaker 4: my parents for a dog and I never got one.

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Speaker 2: It's such a girl thing, though, isn't it, because guys

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Speaker 2: don't do that. I remember all I wanted was a

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Speaker 2: mini bike when I was a kid. But I used

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Speaker 2: to will my father to buy me a minibike. And

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Speaker 2: one day he saw me reading a Many magazine about

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Speaker 2: mini bikes and he said, he mini.

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Speaker 1: Bikes, hey, And I said yeah, and he goes, be

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Speaker 1: nice to have one of those.

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Speaker 2: And I took that as he was going to get

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Speaker 2: me a mini and he's dead now, I said, I'm

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Speaker 2: not getting a mini bike.

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Speaker 3: Wow, by your own.

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Speaker 4: Well, my mother always said. I used to write letters

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Speaker 4: and letters and letters to Mum and Dad. I put

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Speaker 4: it on cards. I did all of this. So Mom said,

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Speaker 4: when you've got your own house, and yes I did.

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Speaker 4: But I got my own house. I got a dog.

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Speaker 1: That's what I said to my daughter.

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Speaker 3: So isn't it great with you. This is for her letter.

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Speaker 3: Oh look, she's.

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Speaker 4: Done a grid here of the timetable grooming Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday.

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Speaker 4: Frither You groom on Sunday.

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Speaker 1: This is it for the dog.

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Speaker 4: I'm pregumming training. You train on the Saturday, walking every day.

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Speaker 4: I think she's crossed out Thursday.

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Speaker 3: Because the dog needs a rest like the Lord.

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Speaker 4: Feed time every morning and night, wake up time six thirty.

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Speaker 4: Did you know she's drawn a clock that says six third.

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Speaker 4: Actually I think that's saying five three. Anyway, every time

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Speaker 4: you say, dad, that you're going to end up looking

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Speaker 4: after it, the answers are false false capitals, because it's

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Speaker 4: only in movies. In real life, it's the girl who

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Speaker 4: wanted it will be looking after it. So she's got

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Speaker 4: here a little square that says. Movies, the dads end

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Speaker 4: up looking after it. Real world the children end up

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Speaker 4: looking after him. Movies, the dog peas everywhere in the

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Speaker 4: shoes too.

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Speaker 3: Real world. The dog goes outside to go to the toilet.

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Speaker 3: It's true. If the dog does.

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Speaker 4: A pooh in the backyard every day, I will go

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Speaker 4: and clean the grass if there is any poo. If

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Speaker 4: I will get a plastic bag or pooper scooper and

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Speaker 4: clean it.

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Speaker 3: Then I'll put it in the red bin. Note.

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Speaker 4: If you want your daughter to be happy smiley face,

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Speaker 4: not sad sad face, and to be out of your way,

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Speaker 4: then that's.

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Speaker 3: What to do.

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Speaker 4: Buy her a cute puppy and she will thank you

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Speaker 4: very very very very much. And she's got pictures of

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Speaker 4: before and after sad face before and guess what's after

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Speaker 4: happy face. Of course, she's done a drawing of the

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Speaker 4: dog with a little and it says, buy me beautiful first,

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Speaker 4: wanky tail, cute face. Divide the area so the cats

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Speaker 4: can stay inside and the cute puppy can stay outside.

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Speaker 4: Promise I will be very good anything for one puppy.

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Speaker 3: Oh isn't she sweet? So isn't she? How could you

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Speaker 3: not give?

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Speaker 2: In end of story, she hasn't managed to get a

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Speaker 2: dog by stealth.

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Speaker 1: She's convinced her boyfriend and to buy a.

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Speaker 3: Dog because his parents were nicer.

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Speaker 2: They don't want it either, so they get the dog.

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Speaker 2: We get the dog on a sleepover. The dog comes

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Speaker 2: over a Monday and Tuesday. And I was totally vindicated

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Speaker 2: last night when my wife and my daughter had a

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Speaker 2: massive argument because there's three piles of dog pool in

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Speaker 2: the backyard and the dog hasn't been walked, and I

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Speaker 2: just went, I hate being right, Oh, I hate being

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Speaker 2: right

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Speaker 3: With jos and Amanda