WEBVTT - Stolen Package, Seal Attack & A Broken Heart 0:00:06.519 --> 0:00:08.799 Hey, everyone, Welcome back to the Mason Cox Show. Now 0:00:08.800 --> 0:00:10.440 we've got another catchup today and we're doing things a 0:00:10.480 --> 0:00:13.119 bit differently. Now we've got till the end of finals. 0:00:13.160 --> 0:00:14.560 We're going to keep doing these catch ups because I 0:00:14.560 --> 0:00:15.760 know a lot of people want to hear about footy. 0:00:15.760 --> 0:00:17.000 There's a lot of stuff going on in the world 0:00:17.000 --> 0:00:19.400 and everything else. But before we start, as always, the 0:00:19.520 --> 0:00:25.480 seven different platforms we've got Spotify, Apple, YouTube, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, 0:00:25.520 --> 0:00:28.200 and we are smashing that. 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And we 0:01:11.000 --> 0:01:12.960 got a lot of feedback off the last catch up, 0:01:13.000 --> 0:01:14.720 so it's good that we're going to do a few 0:01:14.760 --> 0:01:18.080 over the next However, many weeks, we don't know, you 0:01:18.240 --> 0:01:20.360 mean what two three. 0:01:20.400 --> 0:01:23.800 Well, we've got some ideas are coming hog. Everyone understand 0:01:23.840 --> 0:01:25.440 we want to dump the gun here, don't want to 0:01:25.520 --> 0:01:27.920 jump the gun here, but we've got some exciting, exciting 0:01:27.959 --> 0:01:29.040 stuff playing. There's no doubt. 0:01:29.160 --> 0:01:32.560 Yeah, no, I'm excited. I'm excited to be on every episode. 0:01:32.680 --> 0:01:34.800 He told me we're throwing fifty seven off reaching five 0:01:34.840 --> 0:01:36.560 thousand followers on Apple on Spotify's al. 0:01:36.560 --> 0:01:39.679 Right, yeah, very close, hug. So if you have three 0:01:39.800 --> 0:01:43.960 hundred and fifty seven friends, send on the link. Three 0:01:44.000 --> 0:01:47.080 hundred and fifty seven off five thousand followers on Spotify 0:01:47.080 --> 0:01:49.680 and Apple, that's massive, big stat. I think that's my 0:01:49.840 --> 0:01:51.000 favorite stat. 0:01:51.080 --> 0:01:52.680 If we might be able to get a sponsor after 0:01:52.720 --> 0:01:54.639 that at some point, if we get there. 0:01:54.800 --> 0:01:56.840 And if you've got a sponsor friend, send the link 0:01:56.880 --> 0:01:57.240 onto them. 0:01:57.320 --> 0:01:59.120 Yeah, a lot of snail let us know. But without 0:01:59.160 --> 0:02:01.480 further ado will get into the podcast. Mate, We've got 0:02:01.520 --> 0:02:04.360 some awesome stuff here. But I think everyone's been really 0:02:04.360 --> 0:02:07.000 asking for this, this segment. The segment's become a bit 0:02:07.000 --> 0:02:09.280 of a staple and everyone loves and it gives us 0:02:09.280 --> 0:02:10.959 a bunch of feedback on some of their kind of 0:02:11.000 --> 0:02:13.480 moments and too. But we'll start off it is awkward 0:02:13.520 --> 0:02:17.240 moments that is between us two. We've got a few here. 0:02:17.320 --> 0:02:18.120 We've got a few in this. 0:02:18.360 --> 0:02:21.480 Yeah, normally we write down one in the document. I've 0:02:21.480 --> 0:02:25.919 got about what three in there. And some happened this morning, 0:02:26.760 --> 0:02:30.280 some happened, yeah, some happened over the weekend. So I'll 0:02:30.360 --> 0:02:33.359 jump straight into mine. So I've got I've got two housemates, 0:02:34.120 --> 0:02:37.720 and one gets an Amazon package delivered every day, like 0:02:37.919 --> 0:02:40.679 every day, every day, And it's like most of the 0:02:40.720 --> 0:02:43.920 time when they come to the door, my housemates called Jim. 0:02:44.360 --> 0:02:47.359 So they say, ah, you Jim, and I just say, yeah, 0:02:47.360 --> 0:02:49.799 give me the package. The package, Like he's never here, 0:02:49.880 --> 0:02:52.440 he's at his girlfriend's house. Pays rent. Still, that's great, 0:02:52.480 --> 0:02:56.359 greatest room it's pretty good. And so but on the weekend, 0:02:56.480 --> 0:02:59.440 they deliver over the weekend Amazon, and on Sunday they 0:02:59.440 --> 0:03:02.760 came and said, hey, are you Jim And I said yeah, 0:03:02.800 --> 0:03:04.280 and he said yeah, you got id. 0:03:04.680 --> 0:03:09.320 Oh no, And I was like not left it in 0:03:09.360 --> 0:03:09.920 the car. 0:03:11.960 --> 0:03:15.040 I had no idea what to do. So I was 0:03:15.080 --> 0:03:18.679 just like, yeah. 0:03:17.400 --> 0:03:19.040 I'm a big fan of that dog. So you know, 0:03:19.080 --> 0:03:20.880 I recently had a package stolen. To mind, so I 0:03:20.960 --> 0:03:22.359 like the signature on delivery. 0:03:22.560 --> 0:03:25.600 Yeah, no, yeah, now I can see it. I had 0:03:25.600 --> 0:03:28.079 to just say yeah, you know, like, oh, did you say, 0:03:28.080 --> 0:03:28.720 am I gym? 0:03:28.800 --> 0:03:32.680 No, I'm not jim My roommate. 0:03:32.800 --> 0:03:35.720 He's here, He's not here, but he lives here. This 0:03:35.840 --> 0:03:36.840 is his house for sure. 0:03:37.040 --> 0:03:37.839 Just waiting on a mate. 0:03:37.920 --> 0:03:40.560 Yes, I got another package and I was like, here's 0:03:40.600 --> 0:03:44.800 one from that I've stolen from this guy. And I 0:03:44.840 --> 0:03:48.360 was like, yeah, here's another one. So I bamboozled the 0:03:48.400 --> 0:03:50.120 system and I got the package. 0:03:50.200 --> 0:03:52.520 So Amazon, you're saying it doesn't have great security. Is're 0:03:52.520 --> 0:03:55.040 trying to say, yeah, what I do, but they don't 0:03:55.080 --> 0:03:56.960 really they don't really go follow through with it. 0:03:57.080 --> 0:03:59.600 Yeah, he didn't go to the nth degree. He just 0:03:59.680 --> 0:04:03.000 went the degree before the end love that. 0:04:04.360 --> 0:04:05.320 What about you. 0:04:05.320 --> 0:04:05.880 You've had a few. 0:04:06.200 --> 0:04:08.160 I've had a few on here. We'll get into them now. 0:04:08.760 --> 0:04:11.240 The very last one is the best. The very last one. 0:04:11.400 --> 0:04:13.400 I'm actually embarrassed to tell the story, but. 0:04:13.920 --> 0:04:15.120 We'll just jumped straight into that. 0:04:15.240 --> 0:04:17.520 I know it's gonna be a great transition into the 0:04:17.560 --> 0:04:19.520 last one, but I'll say one of my first ones is, 0:04:20.000 --> 0:04:22.120 I don't know. It's weird because I came from America. 0:04:22.120 --> 0:04:23.760 Everyone drives on the opposite side of the road, right, 0:04:23.800 --> 0:04:26.040 so everyone drives on the right side. Everyone here drives 0:04:26.080 --> 0:04:29.160 on the left. And it's weird because people do the 0:04:29.200 --> 0:04:31.960 same walking as they do driving. So people walk on 0:04:32.000 --> 0:04:33.760 the right side of people, like you know, and that's 0:04:33.760 --> 0:04:35.920 how it is. We're here. I find that no one 0:04:36.000 --> 0:04:38.480 really knows it's still meant to be. It's supposed to 0:04:38.480 --> 0:04:40.040 be or's supposed to be left side because you drive 0:04:40.040 --> 0:04:41.599 on the left. But I feel like people just go 0:04:41.680 --> 0:04:44.080 either middle, left, right, or just kind of just do 0:04:44.080 --> 0:04:46.560 a little snake through the thing. So I had one 0:04:46.560 --> 0:04:48.520 of those things. You're walking towards someone right and there, 0:04:48.520 --> 0:04:49.760 maybe on their phone, you're on your phone. Then you 0:04:49.839 --> 0:04:51.880 kind of do like the awkward like you know, stutter 0:04:51.960 --> 0:04:53.440 step of like left and right, and then you kind 0:04:53.440 --> 0:04:54.960 of like just mirror them and then just get this 0:04:55.000 --> 0:04:56.599 real awkward looking at each other and just kind of 0:04:56.600 --> 0:04:59.839 look at each other and go you just walk fast. 0:05:00.120 --> 0:05:03.360 I hate I think the middle walkers are my least 0:05:03.360 --> 0:05:05.520 face because at least if you're walking on the right 0:05:05.560 --> 0:05:07.800 hand side, you're like, okay, you've been living under a rock. 0:05:07.839 --> 0:05:09.560 You don't know the left and right, and you can 0:05:09.560 --> 0:05:12.080 get around him. The ones that walk down the middle 0:05:12.080 --> 0:05:14.880 and expect you to like stick up against the glass 0:05:15.440 --> 0:05:18.000 and like just like almost bow down to him, like 0:05:18.120 --> 0:05:20.480 throw confettiot them as they walk past. 0:05:20.320 --> 0:05:22.800 Like give me some room, give me something, Give me 0:05:22.839 --> 0:05:26.919 some room. But that's what out of slow walkers get me. 0:05:27.160 --> 0:05:28.840 We had a bit of crossover with this one because 0:05:28.839 --> 0:05:32.600 I ducked out to the supermarket before the podcast and 0:05:33.680 --> 0:05:36.840 I was I put my hand up and say I 0:05:36.920 --> 0:05:39.120 was walking on the right hand side, but it was 0:05:39.160 --> 0:05:41.200 because there was a bit of slow traffic on the left. 0:05:41.279 --> 0:05:44.280 I was going around, so I was overtaking, and then 0:05:44.360 --> 0:05:48.080 this guy coming towards me. He started on the left 0:05:48.120 --> 0:05:50.720 and started drifting right, and I'm like I'm like okay, 0:05:50.800 --> 0:05:53.400 like maybe I can work around this. And then like 0:05:53.600 --> 0:05:55.760 everywhere I went, he was following me, and I was 0:05:55.800 --> 0:05:59.239 like one of those situations and I was gonna be like, mate, 0:05:59.240 --> 0:06:02.600 pick a lane, like you go right or left, whatever, 0:06:03.080 --> 0:06:06.120 I'll go around you. Yeah, it turned out he was blind. 0:06:06.839 --> 0:06:07.159 Mate. 0:06:07.760 --> 0:06:09.800 I don't know how the stick. I don't know how. 0:06:09.839 --> 0:06:13.080 I didn't see the stick. I saw him using the stick, 0:06:13.120 --> 0:06:16.200 but it didn't register say anything, did you No? No, 0:06:16.600 --> 0:06:20.640 it didn't register in my head at all. But then yes, 0:06:20.680 --> 0:06:23.600 so I ended up going extra white. I walked out 0:06:23.839 --> 0:06:25.800 onto the road just. 0:06:26.279 --> 0:06:30.719 You felt bad and give everyone walk in front of 0:06:30.720 --> 0:06:33.400 a car and just get hit. Yeah, I don't know. 0:06:33.440 --> 0:06:35.120 That was the way that I got around that. So 0:06:35.200 --> 0:06:37.799 are you gonna you're going to tell your last awkward story? 0:06:37.839 --> 0:06:39.040 Is there a way that I can help you get 0:06:39.040 --> 0:06:41.640 into that? Or you just going to dive in. 0:06:41.960 --> 0:06:47.400 Over the weekend? Just no, this this has happened before, 0:06:47.480 --> 0:06:49.919 and it's only happened once to man, it's it's a 0:06:49.920 --> 0:06:53.080 story that scarred my life. Right, And we've talked about 0:06:53.080 --> 0:06:55.080 toilet stories and bathroom stories. I feel like a lot 0:06:55.080 --> 0:06:57.320 of awkward things happened in the bathroom broad and it's 0:06:57.360 --> 0:07:01.120 very like this scored my life for right, and I'll 0:07:01.240 --> 0:07:03.720 open up about this is I've had a colonoscopy. Now, 0:07:03.720 --> 0:07:04.880 if you're a listener and you don't know what a 0:07:04.920 --> 0:07:06.760 colonoscopy is, it's one of those things you probably don't 0:07:06.760 --> 0:07:09.560 want to google. And it's someone takes a camera, goes 0:07:09.640 --> 0:07:12.160 up the back end and decides to you know, figure, 0:07:12.200 --> 0:07:13.600 it's like the worst shop in the world. I couldn't 0:07:13.600 --> 0:07:15.880 imagine the person that goes, I'm going to med school 0:07:15.960 --> 0:07:18.280 so I can be a colnoscopist. I'm not even sure 0:07:18.280 --> 0:07:20.800 if that's a word. And I'd to go get one 0:07:20.840 --> 0:07:23.400 done right. Not an enjoyable thing the night before worst 0:07:23.440 --> 0:07:25.880 thing in the world. If anyone had a colonosopy, they 0:07:26.000 --> 0:07:28.560 know this experience because you have to You imagine, you 0:07:28.560 --> 0:07:31.000 gotta flush everything out of your system, so it takes 0:07:31.000 --> 0:07:33.200 satchels and this satchels is like it's water by the 0:07:33.240 --> 0:07:35.240 time you're done. I know this is just quite graphic 0:07:35.360 --> 0:07:38.200 for our listeners. I'm sorry. I apologize, but if you 0:07:38.280 --> 0:07:40.480 ever have to get a colonosopy for medical reasons, get it. 0:07:40.680 --> 0:07:42.040 But I can guarantee you it's not going to be 0:07:42.040 --> 0:07:46.080 an enjoyable event. And I was in I was prepped, right, 0:07:46.120 --> 0:07:48.680 So it's this awkward moment. You go into this room, right, 0:07:48.720 --> 0:07:51.720 and everyone's wearing a white robe, white robe of all robes. 0:07:51.880 --> 0:07:53.680 Why a white robe for this thing, I don't know, 0:07:54.160 --> 0:07:56.520 but everyone in this room is getting the same thing. 0:07:56.760 --> 0:07:58.920 So you're all kind of awkward. It's like seriously being 0:07:58.960 --> 0:08:01.120 in a yuralal when you're like, just look straight, don't 0:08:01.160 --> 0:08:03.680 look at anyone, don't make eye contact, don't make small chat. 0:08:03.880 --> 0:08:05.640 Is just awkward silence in this room. 0:08:05.680 --> 0:08:07.760 So you know everyone in there has had the same 0:08:07.840 --> 0:08:08.960 experience they're about. 0:08:09.120 --> 0:08:11.560 It's about to go in, yeah, the night before where 0:08:11.600 --> 0:08:13.800 it's like you're eyeing off toilets as you're driving into 0:08:13.840 --> 0:08:16.800 the hospital. It's that bad. And everyone's in there, and 0:08:16.840 --> 0:08:18.080 I'll sit there and you go into that room and 0:08:18.120 --> 0:08:19.280 then you get to move to the next room and 0:08:19.280 --> 0:08:21.920 you're carted into this like little it's it's maybe a 0:08:22.040 --> 0:08:24.520 meter by a meter, like it's seriously just like a small, 0:08:24.560 --> 0:08:27.800 little like cubicle thing. And I'm chilling there and you 0:08:27.840 --> 0:08:29.520 can you can imagine what's going through your mind. You're like, 0:08:29.520 --> 0:08:31.560 oh my gosh, my stomach, Like I've literally had the 0:08:31.600 --> 0:08:33.040 worst experience of my life. I never can look at 0:08:33.080 --> 0:08:36.839 my toilet again. And this lady comes in right and 0:08:37.000 --> 0:08:39.679 she goes, oh my gosh, I thought it was you 0:08:39.720 --> 0:08:42.400 whenever I read the paper, Mason, I'm a mad calling 0:08:42.440 --> 0:08:45.840 Wood fan, mad calling Wood fan. Oh absolutely mad Can 0:08:45.920 --> 0:08:49.000 I take a selfie with you in the robe? In 0:08:49.200 --> 0:08:52.120 the robe, Just don't worry, don't It won't go on 0:08:52.280 --> 0:08:55.040 social media. I don't worry. I just just the kids 0:08:55.120 --> 0:08:57.599 love you. The kids just love you. And I was 0:08:57.640 --> 0:08:59.160 just sitting there in my mind, I was like, I 0:08:59.200 --> 0:09:02.000 don't think there could be a more awkward or inappropriate 0:09:02.080 --> 0:09:04.160 time to ask for a selfie as I'm literally about 0:09:04.160 --> 0:09:06.680 to get a tube up my bomb and be knocked 0:09:06.720 --> 0:09:08.480 out for this thing. And literally ten minutes before I 0:09:08.480 --> 0:09:10.320 got wheeled in, I'm like sitting there doing a selfie 0:09:10.360 --> 0:09:12.280 with some lady. Gone, yeah, no worries. 0:09:12.360 --> 0:09:15.959 Love, that's rough, Like some people, you're gonna have some 0:09:16.160 --> 0:09:16.960 kind of boundary. 0:09:17.040 --> 0:09:18.959 Yes, that's what I thought. I was like, at what 0:09:19.200 --> 0:09:22.200 point do you go? Maybe not the place or time? 0:09:23.000 --> 0:09:25.640 Yeah, I'm just thinking like so she took it with 0:09:25.720 --> 0:09:27.200 the phone camera, not the other camera. 0:09:27.520 --> 0:09:31.880 No, no, no she didn't imagine that. No, here's your 0:09:31.880 --> 0:09:35.120 photos sorry, that's the selfie in that one. Is there 0:09:35.120 --> 0:09:37.280 only a hot takes you've got for us today, Brad, 0:09:38.320 --> 0:09:40.280 You've got one that you told me previously. I'm interested 0:09:40.320 --> 0:09:40.959 to dissect this. 0:09:41.320 --> 0:09:43.920 Yeah, so full disclosure. I'm a meat eater. I'm not 0:09:43.960 --> 0:09:44.400 a vegan. 0:09:44.640 --> 0:09:45.640 We're okay with vegans. 0:09:45.800 --> 0:09:48.800 Yeah, but I can understand where vegans come from. It's 0:09:48.800 --> 0:09:51.920 probably like my lack of empathy, if anything, that I don't. Yeah, 0:09:52.280 --> 0:09:55.520 and like I grew up on farms, Like I've seen 0:09:55.559 --> 0:09:56.960 the gruesome process. 0:09:57.000 --> 0:09:59.400 Shout out the small town. I shouted out, shout it out. 0:09:59.480 --> 0:10:04.120 Toturer Toura. So if you if you ever had a 0:10:04.280 --> 0:10:11.800 Totura butter. Anyway, my old man works on a farm 0:10:11.920 --> 0:10:14.640 into Tura, and so I've seen the process from start 0:10:14.720 --> 0:10:20.280 to finish, and it's gruesome, so I can appreciate it. 0:10:20.520 --> 0:10:22.839 Like I don't take the whole process for granted. And 0:10:22.960 --> 0:10:26.480 I know that, like we're just living in blissful ignorance 0:10:26.520 --> 0:10:28.600 when we just go to the shop and get our meat, 0:10:28.640 --> 0:10:31.120 pick it up and it's just all prepackaged and all 0:10:31.200 --> 0:10:34.920 neat and done. But that's why I don't get I 0:10:34.960 --> 0:10:38.560 can understand when I see like vegans protesting and stuff, 0:10:38.640 --> 0:10:43.840 because it's I get it from an empathetic side of things, 0:10:43.920 --> 0:10:47.520 Like it's like, yeah, it's a bad process, probably shouldn't 0:10:47.559 --> 0:10:50.000 really be doing it in the way that we're doing it, 0:10:50.320 --> 0:10:53.480 and so I can understand why they protest. What gets 0:10:53.600 --> 0:10:56.840 me is the sadder people that think they're like up 0:10:56.880 --> 0:10:59.320 on this high horse, that like will go to protests 0:10:59.440 --> 0:11:02.360 and eat meat in front of them, or they'll like 0:11:02.440 --> 0:11:05.520 tweet about it and be like because it's ironic, because 0:11:05.520 --> 0:11:07.960 they'll be like, oh, vegans are happy to tell you anytime, 0:11:08.160 --> 0:11:10.880 like they're a vegan. But it's like these guys will 0:11:10.960 --> 0:11:13.360 be like, I'm eating four times the amount of meat 0:11:13.400 --> 0:11:17.120 tonight just to offset it. Yeah, like veganism, And it's like. 0:11:17.640 --> 0:11:20.240 That's the way too much free time, homeboy. 0:11:20.400 --> 0:11:23.920 And most of these people wouldn't have seen the process 0:11:24.000 --> 0:11:26.000 being a part of the process, have to catch and 0:11:26.160 --> 0:11:28.880 kill their own meat, any of that, but they're just 0:11:28.920 --> 0:11:32.240 sitting there with their smug look thinking they're doing something. Mate, 0:11:32.320 --> 0:11:32.679 jug On. 0:11:33.679 --> 0:11:37.360 It's it's so sad to be a segment jog On 0:11:37.559 --> 0:11:40.320 jug On who are telling a jug on who's telling 0:11:40.320 --> 0:11:43.280 the jog on love that we're all for vegans. By 0:11:43.320 --> 0:11:44.040 the way, we love. 0:11:44.000 --> 0:11:46.720 Vegans because I can get it. I know, I can 0:11:46.840 --> 0:11:47.439 understand it. 0:11:47.600 --> 0:11:49.720 I'm probably just I feel like once you see an 0:11:49.800 --> 0:11:54.000 actual like how it's made of beef going to supermarket. 0:11:53.400 --> 0:11:54.920 You really get a different view of it and the 0:11:54.960 --> 0:11:58.200 way that it's mass produced just to just to create 0:11:58.280 --> 0:12:01.680 and meat that's simple and convenient for us and stuff. Yeah, 0:12:02.040 --> 0:12:05.440 it's not great, but yeah, at the same time, vegans 0:12:05.440 --> 0:12:07.120 probably look at me and think that I'm still like 0:12:07.440 --> 0:12:11.040 a hypocritical dick because they still eat meat, but you are. 0:12:12.400 --> 0:12:14.000 I just don't get in there grill about it. 0:12:14.480 --> 0:12:15.959 That's true. You just don't say anything about it. But 0:12:16.280 --> 0:12:18.000 we'll go on to the next time. We got simple pleasures. 0:12:18.040 --> 0:12:20.280 Everyone really likes this. I don't know. I feel like 0:12:20.280 --> 0:12:22.640 people may be like attracted this because it's something that 0:12:22.720 --> 0:12:24.120 they also do in their life hopefully. 0:12:24.280 --> 0:12:25.240 Yeah, and it's a positive. 0:12:25.679 --> 0:12:28.680 It's a connecting part to our viewers and our listeners 0:12:28.720 --> 0:12:31.200 out there. Yeah. So you let's story off the bat, 0:12:31.280 --> 0:12:31.760 what do you go for? 0:12:32.160 --> 0:12:35.240 Well, I did this over the weekend, got that little glimmer. 0:12:35.280 --> 0:12:37.640 I don't even know if we cracked twenty degrees. We 0:12:38.640 --> 0:12:40.800 may have just nicked it on the way through. But 0:12:41.840 --> 0:12:45.480 so I busted out the barbecue. I made burgers like 0:12:46.120 --> 0:12:46.640 on bulk. 0:12:46.800 --> 0:12:46.839 Like. 0:12:46.960 --> 0:12:49.959 I had had six burgers over the weekend. So I 0:12:50.040 --> 0:12:53.640 was having burgers for like and dinner. So this is 0:12:53.679 --> 0:12:57.360 good coming off the last segment. Yeah, so I had 0:12:58.480 --> 0:13:01.000 the barbecue over the weekend and my at the same time. 0:13:01.400 --> 0:13:04.000 It was a it was a I don't even know 0:13:04.080 --> 0:13:06.240 what you say. We doubled up on the simple pleasures. 0:13:06.280 --> 0:13:10.800 Because my housemate was cutting the lawn, I got the 0:13:10.960 --> 0:13:13.880 fresh smell of lawn. I was cooking the smoke of 0:13:13.960 --> 0:13:18.120 the barbecue, cooking the barbecue, A couple of tins. Yeah, delicious. 0:13:18.360 --> 0:13:19.880 That sounds like a great afternoon. 0:13:20.040 --> 0:13:20.720 It was very nice. 0:13:20.800 --> 0:13:22.439 It was very justus. I spent the whole weekend on 0:13:22.480 --> 0:13:23.559 a boat catching squid. 0:13:24.520 --> 0:13:25.200 Yes, that's fine. 0:13:25.320 --> 0:13:29.960 Yeah, negative couldn't make an absolute mess of the boat 0:13:30.559 --> 0:13:31.120 in everywhere? 0:13:31.200 --> 0:13:32.920 Were you trying to catch squid or. 0:13:33.880 --> 0:13:36.120 Actually kind of octopus to which is pretty wild. I'm 0:13:36.160 --> 0:13:39.440 a river boy myself. Go river fishing, Hey, Murray Carr, 0:13:39.480 --> 0:13:40.320 that's where it's at, mate. 0:13:40.480 --> 0:13:43.520 But when you go ocean fishing, are you on the 0:13:43.600 --> 0:13:45.480 hunt for a specific fish? And then how do you like, 0:13:46.200 --> 0:13:48.440 are you like get out of here, marlin, I'm trying 0:13:48.480 --> 0:13:49.200 to catch a squid. 0:13:50.000 --> 0:13:53.679 Totally different rick system, real mate, it's. 0:13:53.600 --> 0:13:57.280 Not jug on, little tuna. I'm trying to catch a 0:13:57.360 --> 0:13:58.040 squid over here. 0:13:59.000 --> 0:14:00.079 Do you have a certain set up for so and 0:14:00.120 --> 0:14:01.679 things that you're catching, right, So you have different kind 0:14:01.720 --> 0:14:06.240 of strength of line, different reels, different rods, different everything 0:14:06.280 --> 0:14:09.520 else to fish for a certain species. So it's it's 0:14:09.640 --> 0:14:11.319 very much unique to how you say, if. 0:14:11.280 --> 0:14:13.559 You're going milin fishing, if you catch a tuna. 0:14:15.160 --> 0:14:18.640 Yeah, sometimes you do that, yeah, probably, Yeah, Well a 0:14:18.720 --> 0:14:20.400 lot of times wore your fishing. Also depending on what 0:14:20.640 --> 0:14:23.040 top fish you get. Yeah, I can't catch a marlin 0:14:23.080 --> 0:14:25.360 in the bay. I guarantee you that. Oh, but I 0:14:25.400 --> 0:14:27.160 am going marlin fishing in the off season. We have 0:14:27.160 --> 0:14:28.960 to get a update on that one. So I'm pretty stoked. 0:14:29.200 --> 0:14:31.680 We're gonna get your mate. I fished on that. 0:14:31.760 --> 0:14:33.720 We're going to get Paul Whirstling on and I was 0:14:33.760 --> 0:14:36.640 hanging out with the whole weekend. Good fella, great stories. 0:14:36.880 --> 0:14:38.720 You get an easy I'll do as I gave a 0:14:38.760 --> 0:14:40.280 little bit of a little you know, a little push, 0:14:40.320 --> 0:14:41.960 a little push. He said, he's king. He's got to 0:14:42.000 --> 0:14:45.960 drive down to to the Peninsula holiday down. 0:14:45.840 --> 0:14:48.760 There for we had a mobile recording terrible. 0:14:49.280 --> 0:14:50.920 Now we'll do we will get them on, we will 0:14:50.920 --> 0:14:52.520 get them on. But I'll go to my simple pleasure. 0:14:52.560 --> 0:14:54.080 Mate and I have recently, as you can see, maybe 0:14:54.120 --> 0:14:56.160 film the video. I've got my ears lowered as the 0:14:56.240 --> 0:15:00.120 Australians locked a side, not my ears lowered, Mike, and 0:15:00.800 --> 0:15:01.720 I don't get a haircut. 0:15:01.800 --> 0:15:03.920 I don't think anyone can tell you get haircuts because 0:15:03.960 --> 0:15:06.080 I'll keep it pretty simple. They look identical. 0:15:07.240 --> 0:15:12.680 Very sweet of you to say my neck, get on 0:15:12.680 --> 0:15:13.960 the back of your neck, and you're like, I need 0:15:14.000 --> 0:15:15.240 to get it. I need to get a haircut. 0:15:16.120 --> 0:15:17.000 They get out of control. 0:15:17.560 --> 0:15:20.840 Gross And we do have thirty percent females listening to 0:15:20.880 --> 0:15:21.600 the podcast, you know. 0:15:21.600 --> 0:15:26.240 I say, And I feel like the haircutting process is different, 0:15:26.680 --> 0:15:29.520 so different. My sister would always come up, no matter 0:15:29.600 --> 0:15:32.840 what she like, I would should come home with a haircut. 0:15:33.000 --> 0:15:35.240 And I think I didn't even know that she had 0:15:35.240 --> 0:15:37.960 a haircut. But then she'd be like bowling her eyes 0:15:38.000 --> 0:15:42.920 out because they cut off like too much or like whatever. 0:15:43.320 --> 0:15:45.920 And it's just like, I don't know, it looks exactly 0:15:45.960 --> 0:15:46.280 the same. 0:15:46.400 --> 0:15:50.080 But I need to ask this to the podcast listen. Yeah, 0:15:50.080 --> 0:15:52.360 it does just about podcast listens, because I've had this 0:15:52.400 --> 0:15:55.000 happen before. Right. So let's say, let's say you're talking 0:15:55.040 --> 0:15:56.840 to someone or a friend gets a haircut wherever it is, 0:15:56.840 --> 0:15:58.080 and they're kind of looking at you, and you're like, 0:15:58.320 --> 0:15:59.800 you know, how you been? You get through the first 0:15:59.800 --> 0:16:01.680 ten minutes of introducing yourself, you know, and then the 0:16:01.720 --> 0:16:04.520 next person comes up and goes, I love your haircut. 0:16:05.280 --> 0:16:08.080 How do you backtrack on that to not look like 0:16:08.160 --> 0:16:11.440 an ass for Michigan originally? Is there anyone out there 0:16:11.440 --> 0:16:16.160 that has a good excuse as to going, oh, yes, 0:16:16.320 --> 0:16:18.040 you did get it looks lovely. 0:16:18.760 --> 0:16:22.040 It's always like the I was gonna say that, yeah, 0:16:22.200 --> 0:16:23.320 like I was thinking that, but. 0:16:23.440 --> 0:16:27.720 The person's going nay, yeah, dick, Yeah, that's a rough one. 0:16:28.120 --> 0:16:30.880 So I'm sorry. I'll go back to simple pleasures. Whenever 0:16:30.880 --> 0:16:33.080 you actually get a haircut and they shave your neck, yeah, 0:16:33.600 --> 0:16:35.880 and it's like that fresh feeling of just fresh haircut. 0:16:35.960 --> 0:16:37.720 And then I guess one of the annoying things is 0:16:37.760 --> 0:16:39.600 like not annoying, but like I find it funny and 0:16:39.680 --> 0:16:41.600 a lot of men I feel like this too. They go, oh, 0:16:41.640 --> 0:16:44.040 do you want products in your hair? And I'm always like, 0:16:44.440 --> 0:16:47.240 now good, because like I appreciate the offer, don't get 0:16:47.280 --> 0:16:49.000 me wrong, but like I'm going home to wash all 0:16:49.000 --> 0:16:51.360 the little bits of hair out of me, so now good, 0:16:51.440 --> 0:16:52.880 Like I'm just gonna wash it out in like two seconds. 0:16:52.920 --> 0:16:55.680 Anyway, So that sounded tell them that you're going home 0:16:55.720 --> 0:16:57.120 to have a shower, because I was thinking that the 0:16:57.160 --> 0:16:59.520 other day. I say that every time. Nah, right, I'm 0:16:59.520 --> 0:17:01.560 going home to a shower. Is that weird to tell 0:17:01.640 --> 0:17:02.800 someone you going home to have a show? 0:17:03.160 --> 0:17:05.520 I don't know. Like, my mother used to cut my 0:17:05.600 --> 0:17:08.400 hair growing up. She's still in our home. She will 0:17:08.400 --> 0:17:13.520 still cut it. Had some shockers too, And I love 0:17:13.560 --> 0:17:16.600 your mom, but you have to for a while. Oh 0:17:16.760 --> 0:17:19.800 dead sexy dad sexy. I had to Justin Bieber before 0:17:19.920 --> 0:17:23.159 Justin Bieber was a thing. But yeah, Mama used to 0:17:23.200 --> 0:17:25.480 cut my hair. Actually had frosted tips at one point. 0:17:26.000 --> 0:17:27.600