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Speaker 1: To the podcast. Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: A woman stole crumpet man. This is this is true.

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Speaker 1: God, we had a couple of shocking callers on this show.

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Speaker 1: No listening Dennis, Dennis with the anal boil, He's out there.

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Speaker 2: I can't believe.

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Speaker 1: It's time to know who to give the cake to?

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Speaker 1: Who was before crumpet woman?

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Speaker 2: We had a woman, someone stole a crumpet man. A

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Speaker 2: guy stole the Thor poster or cut out from the movies,

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Speaker 2: and then we had crumpet men and.

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Speaker 1: Nobody and everyone wondered where they hell did Thor go?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was his pachline. Oh great course, and quite

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Speaker 2: coming back on Dinners because I think Dennis deserved the fuel.

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Speaker 1: We had the shell fuel vouchers were taken half and

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Speaker 1: Dennis is.

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Speaker 2: Worth listening to for Dennis's story, and Dennis deserved the fuel.

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Speaker 2: I was screaming for Dinners to get the fuel when.

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Speaker 1: He did not deserve the fuel. He spoke about an

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Speaker 1: anal boil bursting. He sat down. Don't give it away,

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Speaker 1: but he sat down as a hotel worker. That's it.

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Speaker 2: There's more to it, so much that there is so

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Speaker 2: much tricks to his story.

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Speaker 1: The fact that he.

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Speaker 3: Said he was relieved when it popped ass.

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Speaker 1: And he stands up. He stands up for a while,

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Speaker 1: as we can imagine as a hotel worker.

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Speaker 2: It's his timing, it's the it's the beautiful little intricacies

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Speaker 2: of his story that I haven't made quite magical.

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Speaker 1: Clod pain, but ales are relieving, as you can imagine.

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Speaker 1: Oh God, Dennis, you Dennis, he ruined the back half

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Speaker 1: of the show. It was. It was a cracking call

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Speaker 1: bank before then was it a woman who shoved a

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Speaker 1: source bottle up her ass which was filled with soapy water?

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Speaker 1: I mean that was a good call.

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Speaker 2: And then we had Dennis No, and then we.

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Speaker 1: Had Joel's mate who squatted on a who squatted on

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Speaker 1: a tree branch and put it up his ears. I

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Speaker 1: mean they were they were.

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Speaker 2: Good calls, ye laughing. I was certainly laughing there. Yeah,

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Speaker 2: a matter of fact that it made of yours, but

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Speaker 2: your metal ruler up his bum.

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Speaker 1: I mean he didn't put it up his eyes. He's

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Speaker 1: just he's sort of strafed his sphinter along it.

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Speaker 2: I think it was in his eyes. Mate, when you

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Speaker 2: when you wedged in there like that between the shorts.

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Speaker 2: Though it was short there was sure it was.

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Speaker 1: It was in here four, it was in primary school.

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Speaker 2: Now did you take the ruler back? I'm missed. Do

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Speaker 2: you remember well when we were doing a comedy showing

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Speaker 2: Perth and I thought I had worms. You were doing

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Speaker 2: a comedy show in Perth and I thought I had worms.

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Speaker 2: I heard it turns out I didn't have worms, and

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Speaker 2: but I got a I got addicted to the worms chocolate.

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Speaker 2: And then do you remember this? And you were telling

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Speaker 2: me to stop the worms chocolate, and then I had

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Speaker 2: to go to the toilet like a lot. It's extraordinary.

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Speaker 2: Should try it because I got kids and I have

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Speaker 2: wormed myself. Yeah, it's like a little strip. But got

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Speaker 2: addicted to it. But it's not lint or a kid

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Speaker 2: catter lint or kid worm chocolate, though good together is

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Speaker 2: good to get a horse eat a carrot on the

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Speaker 2: way into work every day. You love worming chocolate.

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Speaker 4: When I walk on all fours, you got weak black legs, Hey, good,

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Speaker 4: cool Joel, and then big thick thigs.

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Speaker 1: You haven't got big thick thighs and.

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Speaker 2: A shiny coat. You know what I mean. He's bun

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Speaker 2: is like a horse's mane.

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Speaker 1: He's just very expect putting this chat. You guys are

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Speaker 1: in Dennis.

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Speaker 2: Area, and I'm a delight to ride.

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Speaker 5: God.

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Speaker 1: Alight to ride.

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Speaker 6: This is the.

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Speaker 2: Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 1: Joined by Nate Valvo. Right now now you can you

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Speaker 1: can catch Nate's last two shows in Melbourn at Melbourne

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Speaker 1: Comedy Festival. But I think we just have to. I mean,

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Speaker 1: this is some of the worst timing in the world.

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Speaker 1: You obviously you obviously a comedian, Santa comedian. You've been

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Speaker 1: dying for a fully fledged run at the Melbourne Comedy Festival.

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Speaker 1: Haven't been able to perform for a very long time.

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Speaker 1: Comedy festival comes round, you get I'm.

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Speaker 5: Not yes, you are.

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Speaker 7: I heard it.

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Speaker 5: I heard the giggle.

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Speaker 1: You get COVID. You get COVID. So you haven't been

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Speaker 1: able to perform any of your comedy festival shows. And then,

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Speaker 1: I mean the real Sultan. The wound thing for me, mate,

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Speaker 1: is that we find out that today isolation ends as well.

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Speaker 5: It's actually it's punishment because I have how arrogant I was.

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Speaker 5: I didn't get it. I was one of those people,

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Speaker 5: the swagger in my step. Two and a half years

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Speaker 5: of no cove, I was like, and you know what

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Speaker 5: I judged you if you got it. I was like,

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Speaker 5: well you're an idiot, You're not as good as me.

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Speaker 5: And there we go.

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Speaker 2: Do you know who the or the night? The night

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Speaker 2: where you got it?

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Speaker 5: Look, I don't know if you've ever been to any

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Speaker 5: of my shows, but I open mouth kissed hundreds of people.

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Speaker 5: It's a very personal I am saying thank you for

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Speaker 5: coming to both. I actually line everyone up on the

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Speaker 5: way out, and it's just because I'm half Italian and

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Speaker 5: what we do.

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Speaker 2: It's a great way to sell tickets for this weekend

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Speaker 2: for a man who's just had COVID.

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Speaker 5: No, I don't know who knows. It's pretty far. I'm

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Speaker 5: sure everyone's listening to your show right now. People that

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Speaker 5: have had it. You try and do a little little

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Speaker 5: CSI COVID on your little week trying to you try

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Speaker 5: and figure out who it was. Yeah, yeah, you know

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Speaker 5: who knows. But still good.

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Speaker 1: We're all good to go now mate, All right, great,

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Speaker 1: Well you can still see Nave. He's got two more

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Speaker 1: shows in Melbourne and then he can be doing Sydney

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Speaker 1: and Brisbane. So Nate Valvo dot com if you want

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Speaker 1: to get tickets.

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Speaker 2: Beyonce name has your boyfriend has your boyfriend?

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Speaker 5: He did not? He has so far, so good. We

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Speaker 5: did that. We pulled the lever of the pretending we've

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Speaker 5: had a domestic argument and we hate each other. So

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Speaker 5: we've just been at different ends of the house, separate

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Speaker 5: bare druids.

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Speaker 1: And has it been has it been damaging? Have you

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Speaker 1: been tempted to sneak out for a conjugal visit or

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Speaker 1: something like that? Mask To be.

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Speaker 5: Fair, we've been separated a week and it's the happiest

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Speaker 5: I've ever seen years, So I don't know what that says.

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Speaker 2: Do you send pictures to each other? Sorry too personal question,

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Speaker 2: but have you're in different rooms?

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Speaker 6: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: Intimacy with that some nudes being sent.

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Speaker 5: This is why I don't send nudes because back in

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Speaker 5: the day when I used to travel a lot, we

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Speaker 5: were we were due to the WhatsApp communication. You know,

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Speaker 5: you don't want to clog up your phone memory. So

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Speaker 5: then parents and aunties and uncles come along and start

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Speaker 5: all these family WhatsApp groups, which happened to a lot

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Speaker 5: of them a couple of years ago. And so now

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Speaker 5: when I open my WhatsApp, if I make a millimeter

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Speaker 5: of a mistake, that pick is going to a family

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Speaker 5: WhatsApp group message resisting people in it. Yeah, so we've

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Speaker 5: stopped out of safety.

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Speaker 2: That's smart. That's what I sent needs to my dermatologence

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Speaker 2: once I think you appreciated them, I.

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Speaker 5: Mean, did he give you did he say well we

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Speaker 5: can fix that.

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Speaker 2: No, he just managed to spot a mole on my appendage,

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Speaker 2: which means he pinched and zeroms, which is interesting.

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Speaker 5: I've heard I've heard that about you.

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Speaker 1: Really it's getting around, is it.

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Speaker 6: Hey.

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Speaker 1: Nate Valvo has got two more shows in Melbourne, He's

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Speaker 1: in Sydney and he's in Brisbane though, so I've you

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Speaker 1: got to go and see Himnae Valvaux dot com or

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Speaker 1: just stick around. We've got more with Nath right up next.

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Speaker 1: Comedy is back in this country. Go and see a show. Guys.

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Speaker 1: If you're in Melbourne, you've got the rest of the

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Speaker 1: weekend to hit the Comedy Festival, the Sydney Comedy Festival

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Speaker 1: that's coming up as well, and Brisbane. You can see

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Speaker 1: some of the best talents in the country. And one

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Speaker 1: of the best is Naith Valvo, who joins us on

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Speaker 1: the phone right now. Now, Naith, Naith, you can go

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Speaker 1: and see Nith Naith Valvo dot com. But Nath, I've

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Speaker 1: heard in your show there's a big bit about you

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Speaker 1: wanted to be a film star and then the closest

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Speaker 1: you get to it is a bit part on a

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Speaker 1: soap show. Can you explain that to you?

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Speaker 5: Well, the word you're looking for is inspiration and I

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Speaker 5: am an inspiration for millions of people across the world,

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Speaker 5: and basically the show. You will leave very enlightened when

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Speaker 5: you come to my show because I figured out the

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Speaker 5: secret to happiness. Who doesn't want to be happy?

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Speaker 1: Right?

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Speaker 5: The secret to happiness, my friends, is to lower your expectation.

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Speaker 5: So do I want to be a movie star? Yes?

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Speaker 5: Am I one? No? Did I play unconscious hospital patient

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Speaker 5: once on an episode of Neighbors? Yes? Your expectations?

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Speaker 2: Did you ever find out your character's backstory? You know

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Speaker 2: why he was unconscious?

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Speaker 6: Name?

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Speaker 5: When you're a background artist is what we call it.

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Speaker 5: If you have an arms degree, you don't know who

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Speaker 5: the set, drive out to the influ Nuna Wadding set

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Speaker 5: here in Melbourne. Your Melbourne listeners will know Wobby's world

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Speaker 5: past Wobby's world, and the director lined you up and

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Speaker 5: they just like cast you there on the so it's.

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Speaker 1: Like, you know, isn't it.

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Speaker 6: Sorry?

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Speaker 2: He got one look at you and goes perfect unconscious.

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Speaker 2: Hospital looks so sick.

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Speaker 5: He said, can you lie down and close your eyes

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Speaker 5: for a minute? And I said, anything for the part. No,

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Speaker 5: I'm kidding. I didn't know to the day I got

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Speaker 5: to and I got to do a scene. By the way,

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Speaker 5: this tote dish Rebecca, Wow, the one to know? And

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Speaker 5: I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, did nath track

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Speaker 5: down the footage of this scene from ten years ago?

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Speaker 5: While you'll have to come and see my show to

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Speaker 5: find out.

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Speaker 1: Wow.

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Speaker 2: What? But we're just saying, I mean the toad fish,

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Speaker 2: you just brought him up there would he be someone

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Speaker 2: who's an inspiration to you? Given the heights he.

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Speaker 5: Who isn't a toad fish and inspiration for But when

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Speaker 5: you hear those rumors about when people are background artists

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Speaker 5: you get told that you're not allowed to speak to

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Speaker 5: the actors, It's really true. Like you arrive on the

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Speaker 5: set and you're told you're not allowed to speak to them.

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Speaker 5: You've got to go and eat from a different table.

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Speaker 5: It's all like that. But then you get there and

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Speaker 5: they're like the nicest people ever and all they want

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Speaker 5: to do is chat.

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Speaker 1: That's lovely.

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Speaker 2: I'm a chinwag with Harold? Why not? Well, no, this

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Speaker 2: might excite you, mate, So definitely a.

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Speaker 1: Chin wag with Harold. I mean there's a few of them. Well,

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Speaker 1: wagging with Harold might on a play.

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Speaker 2: This might excite you, mate. We did know that you

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Speaker 5: I haven't seen or touched the human being in ten days.

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Speaker 5: This is good stuff stuff.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, well, you'd be happy to know he was planning

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Speaker 5: I mean, heyfish, if you're listening, I can give you

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Speaker 1: I think he's going to show mate. Valvo has got

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Speaker 1: two more shows at the Comedy Festival at Valvo dot com.

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Speaker 5: Knave, Thank you.

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Speaker 1: That was beautiful, always through highlight, always a pleasure mate podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now, well, what did you steal from work? Give us

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Speaker 2: Anyway, they put it on the area that their ultrasound

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Speaker 1: Yes, such a child you are, no kid.

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Speaker 2: Doctors got off before I go very commonly.

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Speaker 1: What sort of loop was it?

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Speaker 2: High grade?

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Speaker 2: What did you steal from work?

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Speaker 1: For the to discover why we shouldn't have gone to phones.

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Speaker 1: Gabriel She at what point do we cut our losses

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Speaker 2: Gabrielle, help me out your daughter. You stole something from

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Speaker 5: I did. I stole the giant blow up crumpet man.

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Speaker 7: I just walked right out through the check out.

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Speaker 5: A twelve year olds?

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Speaker 2: I walked out, Garriel Hannah trumpet man?

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Speaker 2: Hannah? What'll just do it from work?

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Speaker 5: I stole four sheep?

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Speaker 2: Hoddy?

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Speaker 1: Bloody?

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Speaker 2: What'd you do with them?

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Speaker 9: I gave them to a friend.

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Speaker 10: No eyes, No, he wasn't a bad story.

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Speaker 3: Willing Woody back for more in just a bit the

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Speaker 2: Mike Tyson is in some hot water. If you don't

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Speaker 2: know who Mike Tyson is, he was famous for biting

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Speaker 10: At one stage in the exchange.

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Speaker 2: He be his ear.

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Speaker 11: That's what Holy Fields and a lot appears from that.

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Speaker 2: Mike Tyson, the original bad boy, was on a flight

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Speaker 1: The original bad boy.

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Speaker 2: I think he was the original bad boy. Who would

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Speaker 1: Very good question, very good question.

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Speaker 2: Thank you. It's got to be Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 1: Dick Vandyke, Dick Van, what do you do wrong?

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Speaker 2: Jimneys and burt.

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Speaker 1: In Mary Poppins.

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Speaker 2: He's been a bad boy, Dick Van.

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Speaker 1: Don't you down people's chimneys? Bluddy? Oh he is.

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Speaker 2: It's a bit sick, isn't it? From Van? Bit like

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Speaker 2: Santa anyway, boy, No doubt is sure. Mike Tyson the

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Speaker 2: second bad boy after, of course Dick Van Dyk. So

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Speaker 2: Mike's annoying him. He's quite drunk, Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson

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Speaker 2: Obviously Mike Tyson has been arrested. Yeah, absolutely, And obviously

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Speaker 2: more will come out with this story as time goes on.

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Speaker 2: You can't beat someone up on a plane, absolutely not you.

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Speaker 2: You can't beat someone else off a plane. You can't

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Speaker 2: slap someone on a stage. You can't beat someone up

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Speaker 1: Oh that's a Will Smith reference.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you were, But it wasn't. It wasn't anyway.

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Speaker 2: When I saw the details of the original mate references

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Speaker 2: lock up your bloody daughters. When I read let me

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Speaker 2: get to what I want to play, I've got this game. Idea,

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Speaker 2: have guessed that was a story about Mike Tyson. Celebrity

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Speaker 2: turns around, surprised if it was Dick Van Dyk.

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Speaker 1: Four times in this radio show, but it might have

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Speaker 1: wailed on them, putting it down, putting it down.

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Speaker 2: When I read the details of someone a celebrity has

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Speaker 1: Would have been Russell Crowe, the Cinderella Man.

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Speaker 2: Okay, I would have said it was in my top

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Speaker 1: I'm just saying it could have been a few other people.

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Speaker 2: And their valid point, but one the Gypsy King, Tyson Fury.

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Speaker 2: It could have been a few people. But what I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to say is Mike Tyson would have been in

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Speaker 1: Got more now, is all I'm saying. Don't well, you

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Speaker 1: said when you heard the story you knew it was

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Speaker 1: Mike Tyson. I just don't think that's true. No, he's

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Speaker 2: I'll tell you what.

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Speaker 1: He's in the mix. But you wouldn't have been shocked.

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Speaker 1: You wouldn't have been shocked if it was Costa Zoo.

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Speaker 2: No, he's a very gentleman. Actually, out of the ring Okay, fine,

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Speaker 2: I know nothing about cost A Zoo. To be fair anyway,

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Speaker 2: up next, Yeah, to prove or disprove my point. Yes,

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Speaker 2: I've basically got a whole bunch of circumstances or details

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Speaker 2: of celebrity arrests. There's a real celebrity is getting arrested,

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Speaker 2: and I want you, when I give you the circumstances,

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Speaker 2: to try and guess who the celebrity was based on

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Speaker 1: Oh so you were saying like a guy was covered

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Speaker 1: a broom, don't you, Dick Van Dyck? Would it would

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Speaker 1: have been Yes from Bobbins Jimmy Sweet Vane, Yes.

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Speaker 2: It would have been Van Dyk eight times in five minutes,

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Speaker 2: which is to lie Ki were done with Van. We're

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Speaker 2: done with Van.

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Speaker 1: Got going next, We're going to be talking to you.

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Speaker 6: Boy.

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Speaker 1: You're gonna be in trouble for playing that. You know

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Speaker 1: you are. We're going to be it's a tangent.

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Speaker 2: We're going to be talking about some real celebrity arrests.

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Speaker 2: Will you be able to get the celebrity based on

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Speaker 2: the circuit? You know I will. I don't think you

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Speaker 2: will because your celebrity gossip is awful. Mike Tyson's been arrested.

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Speaker 2: He beat down on someone physically on a plane because

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Speaker 2: Really shocking intense footage too. If you want to go

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Speaker 2: Woody on Instagram. Kate might be able to get it

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Speaker 2: up if she stops eating that sou file tim is

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Speaker 2: it consue me?

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Speaker 6: Oh?

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Speaker 2: That was bad, God get me off. Anyway, when I

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Speaker 2: heard the story, will the circumstances a celebrity has beaten

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Speaker 2: someone up on a plane, I instantly went, it's got

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Speaker 2: to be Mike Tyson.

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Speaker 1: For me, it just made well it didn't you didn't

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Speaker 1: think immediately Tyson was in the picture. As we've discussed,

445
00:21:32,240 --> 00:21:33,600
Speaker 1: there are a few other people that it could have been.

446
00:21:33,680 --> 00:21:35,600
Speaker 2: I'll take Tyson was in the picture. So what I

447
00:21:35,640 --> 00:21:37,639
Speaker 2: want to do to prove my point is I've got

448
00:21:37,680 --> 00:21:42,640
Speaker 2: a whole bunch of celebrity arrests. These are real stories

449
00:21:42,720 --> 00:21:45,159
Speaker 2: of celebrities getting arrested. What I'm going to do is

450
00:21:45,200 --> 00:21:48,480
Speaker 2: give you the circumstances of the arrest, and I think together,

451
00:21:49,320 --> 00:21:51,200
Speaker 2: you will be able to figure out who the celebrity

452
00:21:51,320 --> 00:21:51,800
Speaker 2: was that did.

453
00:21:51,720 --> 00:21:54,280
Speaker 1: It my together. Why can't I just do it by myself?

454
00:21:54,640 --> 00:21:56,600
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, but I'm trying to. I want you to

455
00:21:56,640 --> 00:21:59,159
Speaker 2: get it right. Why because to prove my point that

456
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:00,720
Speaker 2: you can get this celebrity.

457
00:22:00,400 --> 00:22:02,639
Speaker 1: Based on the circumting your point if I get it right?

458
00:22:02,880 --> 00:22:04,280
Speaker 2: Oh, now do you have to try though?

459
00:22:04,600 --> 00:22:05,360
Speaker 1: Of course I'll try.

460
00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:07,720
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're that looking your eye? All right, here we go,

461
00:22:08,119 --> 00:22:11,160
Speaker 2: here we go. Well. A celebrity once received a noise

462
00:22:11,240 --> 00:22:14,639
Speaker 2: complaint from their neighbors. When police arrived, they found them

463
00:22:14,760 --> 00:22:18,520
Speaker 2: naked playing the bongos in the living room and arrested

464
00:22:18,600 --> 00:22:22,880
Speaker 2: them for marijuana possession. Interesting think about so a celebrity.

465
00:22:23,000 --> 00:22:25,240
Speaker 2: What celebrity would be naked in their living room playing

466
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:28,960
Speaker 2: the bongos and then also be in position of marijuana?

467
00:22:30,880 --> 00:22:34,160
Speaker 2: Think about it? What celebrity is that I might give

468
00:22:34,200 --> 00:22:34,960
Speaker 2: them some thinking music.

469
00:22:35,400 --> 00:22:37,240
Speaker 1: I think I have a bit of an idea. I

470
00:22:37,280 --> 00:22:38,000
Speaker 1: have a bit of an idea.

471
00:22:38,160 --> 00:22:44,520
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, is it Dick Van Dyke you? Yes,

472
00:22:44,680 --> 00:22:45,880
Speaker 2: that's not a stoop dog.

473
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:46,520
Speaker 1: Stoop dog.

474
00:22:48,320 --> 00:22:50,320
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be. I wouldn't sooop dogs on a nude guy.

475
00:22:52,160 --> 00:22:59,159
Speaker 1: Another rapper, another rapper, Notorious b ig No, naked on

476
00:22:59,240 --> 00:23:02,680
Speaker 1: the bongos away from wrap. All right, okay, it's working weed.

477
00:23:03,880 --> 00:23:06,640
Speaker 2: I wouldn't say that, but if they were in possession

478
00:23:06,840 --> 00:23:10,240
Speaker 2: nude playing bongos, well.

479
00:23:10,320 --> 00:23:13,720
Speaker 1: Sorry, I'm sorry, but playing in the nude with weed, Yeah,

480
00:23:13,760 --> 00:23:15,040
Speaker 1: it's a good guess, screams Marley.

481
00:23:15,080 --> 00:23:17,040
Speaker 2: I'll give you one more guess and otherwise have to

482
00:23:17,080 --> 00:23:17,879
Speaker 2: concede defeat him.

483
00:23:18,800 --> 00:23:22,200
Speaker 1: God, Okay, who else is the weed a part of it? Well? Yeah,

484
00:23:22,320 --> 00:23:24,280
Speaker 1: marijuana called marriagejuana.

485
00:23:24,440 --> 00:23:27,040
Speaker 2: Marijuana matches the character, I think more like it. You're

486
00:23:27,359 --> 00:23:30,320
Speaker 2: you're pretty quirky person if you're playing bongos in the nude,

487
00:23:30,440 --> 00:23:32,520
Speaker 2: in the nude, And then when they got arrested, by

488
00:23:32,560 --> 00:23:35,200
Speaker 2: the way, they stayed naked and they were like, I'm

489
00:23:35,240 --> 00:23:37,000
Speaker 2: not going to put any clothes on. I'm proud of

490
00:23:37,080 --> 00:23:37,800
Speaker 2: my naked body.

491
00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:41,359
Speaker 1: Come on, proud of my naked body.

492
00:23:45,000 --> 00:23:46,159
Speaker 2: It's Matthew McConaughey.

493
00:23:46,680 --> 00:23:49,800
Speaker 1: Ah right, alright, what.

494
00:23:51,359 --> 00:23:54,960
Speaker 2: What true story this was?

495
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:58,399
Speaker 1: This game veiced by anybody in production? Because it's a stinker,

496
00:23:58,480 --> 00:24:01,440
Speaker 1: I'll tell you from the start. Oh, I'm sorry, but

497
00:24:01,600 --> 00:24:04,080
Speaker 1: when I someone got arrested in the nude playing bongos

498
00:24:04,400 --> 00:24:08,040
Speaker 1: for possession of marijuana. Matthew McConaughey has no any of that. Okay,

499
00:24:08,200 --> 00:24:09,240
Speaker 1: I named the big Ones.

500
00:24:09,440 --> 00:24:12,440
Speaker 2: Yeah did Yeah, he did pretty well. Bob Marley Yeah, okay,

501
00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,920
Speaker 2: we all heard you, mate. Let's go in the second one. Okay,

502
00:24:14,960 --> 00:24:17,720
Speaker 2: here we go. A celeb was arrested for disorderly conduct,

503
00:24:18,119 --> 00:24:20,879
Speaker 2: which started when no one would give them a cigarette.

504
00:24:22,840 --> 00:24:25,960
Speaker 2: No one would give the celebrity a cigarette. Kate Moss Okay,

505
00:24:26,760 --> 00:24:29,680
Speaker 2: not a bad I guess. Actually a bit of a dorty.

506
00:24:29,720 --> 00:24:31,840
Speaker 1: But for that matter, Pete Doughty, No, not Pete do

507
00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:34,720
Speaker 1: damn it, this is not worth a shocking game. I

508
00:24:34,800 --> 00:24:36,760
Speaker 1: warned you who else loves the dart.

509
00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,200
Speaker 2: And we get very angry if they didn't get a dart?

510
00:24:39,720 --> 00:24:46,280
Speaker 2: Russell Crow No, no, no, Shilah Booth. Damn it, I

511
00:24:46,359 --> 00:24:47,000
Speaker 2: got one more.

512
00:24:47,080 --> 00:24:48,280
Speaker 1: This is a shocking game.

513
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:51,040
Speaker 2: I've got. Can I confirm from from you there?

514
00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,840
Speaker 1: Captain poop Pant's this is a sting groover game.

515
00:24:53,440 --> 00:24:55,920
Speaker 2: Well it was like I held with it, so I'll

516
00:24:55,920 --> 00:24:58,320
Speaker 2: have to wear some response. Yeah, this is a team

517
00:24:58,400 --> 00:25:02,639
Speaker 2: effort to pull the curtain down. The beauty of this

518
00:25:02,760 --> 00:25:04,840
Speaker 2: game isn't necessarily getting it right or wrong. It's it's

519
00:25:04,920 --> 00:25:07,760
Speaker 2: learning about these arrests. It's all very interesting. The cars

520
00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:10,320
Speaker 2: are going, Wow, he got arrested for that. It's a

521
00:25:10,520 --> 00:25:11,680
Speaker 2: multi layered game.

522
00:25:12,760 --> 00:25:14,159
Speaker 1: I'm getting too shallow with it.

523
00:25:14,480 --> 00:25:20,000
Speaker 2: A little bit, a little bit, just you know, be positive, Okay, already. Okay.

524
00:25:20,280 --> 00:25:22,080
Speaker 2: A celeb was arrested for drink driving.

525
00:25:22,560 --> 00:25:25,080
Speaker 1: Oh what when they was arrested? Oh sorry, Okay.

526
00:25:25,200 --> 00:25:28,639
Speaker 2: When they got arrested, they screamed at the police officer,

527
00:25:28,840 --> 00:25:36,400
Speaker 2: I'm a celebrity. When the celeb got arrested, they screamed

528
00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:39,119
Speaker 2: at the comp I'm a celebrity. I can do whatever

529
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,720
Speaker 2: the f I want. Okay, who which celebrity would have

530
00:25:42,760 --> 00:25:44,959
Speaker 2: said that to Sumone screamed at the cop, I'm a celebrity,

531
00:25:45,000 --> 00:25:46,200
Speaker 2: I can do whatever the if I want.

532
00:25:46,359 --> 00:25:50,280
Speaker 1: Diego Maradona, that's he's a big celebt. He would have

533
00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:53,480
Speaker 1: said that. He would have thought the more.

534
00:25:53,400 --> 00:25:56,760
Speaker 2: Like in the demo, man like celebrities in the demographic.

535
00:25:57,280 --> 00:25:59,119
Speaker 2: Why would I bring up Diego Maradona.

536
00:25:59,600 --> 00:26:01,440
Speaker 1: He's a slap. He would have done that if you

537
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:02,280
Speaker 1: know anything about him.

538
00:26:02,400 --> 00:26:04,840
Speaker 2: Come on, come on, focus, it's female.

539
00:26:05,320 --> 00:26:07,360
Speaker 1: It's a woman. Celebrity can do whatever I want.

540
00:26:07,560 --> 00:26:10,520
Speaker 2: Come on and high at the end of a high,

541
00:26:12,119 --> 00:26:14,640
Speaker 2: come on, Diva.

542
00:26:14,720 --> 00:26:29,879
Speaker 1: Venus, Williams, Jesus, Lindsay Lowen. Venus might have been Serena

543
00:26:29,960 --> 00:26:33,439
Speaker 1: might have been one of them. To Jez, Serena has

544
00:26:33,520 --> 00:26:36,280
Speaker 1: yelled at a few people when she's been here. I

545
00:26:36,400 --> 00:26:37,800
Speaker 1: thought that wasn't a bad guest. Can I just say,

546
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:39,520
Speaker 1: if you go back through the tape, all my guesses

547
00:26:39,560 --> 00:26:40,240
Speaker 1: were educated.

548
00:26:40,359 --> 00:26:43,120
Speaker 2: Yours. Your first guess is on the bongos was very good.

549
00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:44,199
Speaker 2: Everything else shocking.

550
00:26:44,359 --> 00:26:46,080
Speaker 1: Diego Maradona would have yelled them.

551
00:26:46,400 --> 00:26:49,200
Speaker 2: All stop it, We're going to go to traffic. Maybe

552
00:26:49,680 --> 00:26:52,639
Speaker 2: proves my point. That disproved my point. This is the

553
00:26:52,800 --> 00:26:54,840
Speaker 2: Will and Woody podcast.

554
00:26:55,520 --> 00:27:04,720
Speaker 1: Time for our rejected ideas. It's Ellen Woodi's rejected ideas. Alrighty.

555
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,240
Speaker 1: We pitched hundreds of ideas every.

556
00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:10,840
Speaker 2: Week, I reckon, I cracked one thousands.

557
00:27:10,960 --> 00:27:13,080
Speaker 1: Where you send a few, mate, you send a few emails,

558
00:27:13,160 --> 00:27:15,879
Speaker 1: you naturally go my Gmail actually prompted me the other day,

559
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:17,359
Speaker 1: is this email spam?

560
00:27:17,960 --> 00:27:22,480
Speaker 2: Actually the whole team's getting that now. Stuff.

561
00:27:22,560 --> 00:27:26,720
Speaker 1: You go too many, too many thoughts, mate, Just simplify,

562
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,480
Speaker 1: all right, So this is very very simple. We send

563
00:27:29,560 --> 00:27:31,760
Speaker 1: too many ideas every week. And the producers give us

564
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:34,200
Speaker 1: one spot on a Friday to try and repitch those

565
00:27:34,320 --> 00:27:38,520
Speaker 1: rejected ideas. Okay, we got one pitch each. Here's an

566
00:27:38,560 --> 00:27:41,240
Speaker 1: example of some of the awful ideas that Woody has

567
00:27:41,320 --> 00:27:44,840
Speaker 1: repitched in rejected ideas in a pitch a game called

568
00:27:44,840 --> 00:27:45,400
Speaker 1: the chip game.

569
00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,440
Speaker 9: We all eat one chip, last one still standing before

570
00:27:48,520 --> 00:27:52,240
Speaker 9: going for the second ship. Would you shave your mustachio

571
00:27:52,800 --> 00:27:56,080
Speaker 9: for a bag of pistachio? What hit you in the

572
00:27:56,200 --> 00:27:59,920
Speaker 9: face during the theme park ride? What if you pat

573
00:28:00,119 --> 00:28:01,520
Speaker 9: to wake someone up?

574
00:28:04,600 --> 00:28:04,959
Speaker 1: Last one?

575
00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:07,119
Speaker 2: That was wake someone up? By the way, you might

576
00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,119
Speaker 2: have heard something else.

577
00:28:08,680 --> 00:28:14,080
Speaker 1: All right, to be working up? All right? So William

578
00:28:15,160 --> 00:28:19,840
Speaker 1: six five, I didn't you well you brought us back there.

579
00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:22,040
Speaker 2: Mine was yours?

580
00:28:22,640 --> 00:28:26,400
Speaker 1: It was all right, So I'll go first. Yeah, yeah, please,

581
00:28:26,440 --> 00:28:29,160
Speaker 1: all right, this idea was reridicted by the producers. Let's

582
00:28:29,160 --> 00:28:33,920
Speaker 1: get into it. So it's mine's topical as well topical today,

583
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,240
Speaker 1: And so you guys get to choose which idea you'd

584
00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:39,400
Speaker 1: like to hear us go for. But my idea is

585
00:28:39,400 --> 00:28:43,840
Speaker 1: a topical story. So the story is an influential panel

586
00:28:43,920 --> 00:28:51,080
Speaker 1: of scientists uh huh uh have told the US Space Agency.

587
00:28:50,760 --> 00:28:53,920
Speaker 2: And NASA boring start, sorry that.

588
00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:56,560
Speaker 1: They should focus on a mission to Uranus.

589
00:28:58,000 --> 00:28:59,120
Speaker 2: Yep, you've got me well done.

590
00:28:59,320 --> 00:29:02,480
Speaker 1: So why apparently it's only ever been visited once before

591
00:29:02,560 --> 00:29:09,440
Speaker 1: by the voyager two and look they look, they just

592
00:29:09,480 --> 00:29:11,800
Speaker 1: want to know more about it. There's the first visitor.

593
00:29:12,320 --> 00:29:18,600
Speaker 1: There's an ice chick on so so look, so NASA

594
00:29:18,680 --> 00:29:21,360
Speaker 1: should focus on a mission to Uranus. That's the story.

595
00:29:22,480 --> 00:29:24,880
Speaker 1: So my phone topic thirty one O six five, which

596
00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:29,400
Speaker 1: was rejected, was when did an ans become your focus?

597
00:29:30,520 --> 00:29:34,280
Speaker 1: On six five? That's my topic. That's what I want to.

598
00:29:34,440 --> 00:29:36,280
Speaker 2: I think that's hot. I also want to hear it.

599
00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:36,800
Speaker 1: You want to.

600
00:29:39,360 --> 00:29:42,160
Speaker 2: You hear me from the start with as I thought,

601
00:29:42,360 --> 00:29:44,960
Speaker 2: so sorry, so you want stories here on when when

602
00:29:45,120 --> 00:29:46,360
Speaker 2: Uranus became the focus?

603
00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:51,440
Speaker 1: When an Anis became your focus? Because Uranus has become

604
00:29:51,480 --> 00:29:54,680
Speaker 1: the focus of NASA, when did an Anis become your focus? Now?

605
00:29:55,080 --> 00:29:58,080
Speaker 1: Pretty good fuel vouchers one hundred debucks and producers are

606
00:29:58,120 --> 00:30:02,320
Speaker 1: panicking already, obviously, dangle that carrot one hundred few bucks

607
00:30:02,320 --> 00:30:04,080
Speaker 1: in fuel vouchers. If you've got a good story about

608
00:30:04,080 --> 00:30:07,240
Speaker 1: an that's becoming your focus? Now, don't you play that music?

609
00:30:07,520 --> 00:30:09,520
Speaker 2: Dare you're about to play Harry Styles, by the way,

610
00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:10,680
Speaker 2: very exciting.

611
00:30:10,800 --> 00:30:13,000
Speaker 1: Because I had a quick story about when an has

612
00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:17,520
Speaker 1: became my focus. I was in I was in year four.

613
00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,880
Speaker 1: I was sitting next to a kid called Otis David

614
00:30:19,920 --> 00:30:22,719
Speaker 1: still see Otis around these days. Lovely kid, great now.

615
00:30:22,800 --> 00:30:25,960
Speaker 1: And he was sitting next to me. He was sitting

616
00:30:26,040 --> 00:30:28,040
Speaker 1: next to me and he said to me, I remember,

617
00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,800
Speaker 1: leaned into me. We're in the four and he said

618
00:30:30,840 --> 00:30:35,920
Speaker 1: to him, mate, is your is your r c G

619
00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:36,760
Speaker 1: at the moment?

620
00:30:37,280 --> 00:30:38,360
Speaker 2: And I was like, weird question.

621
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Speaker 1: I was like, no, no, and he said to me,

622
00:30:42,160 --> 00:30:43,840
Speaker 1: he said to me, no, no. I said, no, it's

623
00:30:43,880 --> 00:30:45,240
Speaker 1: not and he said, I said why is that? And

624
00:30:45,320 --> 00:30:47,520
Speaker 1: he said, oh, okay, can I borrow your ruler?

625
00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:50,760
Speaker 2: And I was, oh, oh, don't finish the story.

626
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:53,040
Speaker 1: What my thirty like my thirty centime to ruler? You know?

627
00:30:53,720 --> 00:30:57,000
Speaker 1: And it was at or water steel one or the steal.

628
00:30:57,440 --> 00:30:59,520
Speaker 1: He was a steel ruler. It used to be weapons

629
00:30:59,560 --> 00:30:59,960
Speaker 1: of those things.

630
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,680
Speaker 2: Yeah, they were seriously, you can carry.

631
00:31:02,480 --> 00:31:03,960
Speaker 1: That thing into battle and he'd be sure and he'd

632
00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,800
Speaker 1: be fine. So he says to me, can I borrow

633
00:31:05,840 --> 00:31:08,040
Speaker 1: you a metal ruler? And I said absolutely, no worries.

634
00:31:08,320 --> 00:31:10,840
Speaker 2: Uh, And then he said no worries after that, Well,

635
00:31:10,880 --> 00:31:11,240
Speaker 2: what am I.

636
00:31:11,280 --> 00:31:11,600
Speaker 6: Going to do?

637
00:31:12,600 --> 00:31:14,800
Speaker 1: First of all, have you a niche asked? I said no.

638
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,040
Speaker 1: He said, second, can I borrow your ruler? I said, no, worries,

639
00:31:17,080 --> 00:31:19,600
Speaker 1: gave him a ruler. He proceeded to put the ruler

640
00:31:20,200 --> 00:31:23,400
Speaker 1: flat down on his chair, flat down on his chair,

641
00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:26,440
Speaker 1: but like with the side up, so picture it like

642
00:31:26,560 --> 00:31:28,800
Speaker 1: a like almost like a like a wall, like the

643
00:31:28,840 --> 00:31:31,080
Speaker 1: Great wall of Wall. He's propped it up the ruler.

644
00:31:31,480 --> 00:31:34,520
Speaker 1: And then he proceeded to put his his anus on

645
00:31:34,680 --> 00:31:38,120
Speaker 1: the ruler and rub it up and down the ruler.

646
00:31:38,200 --> 00:31:39,520
Speaker 2: Did he put his pants down? No?

647
00:31:39,640 --> 00:31:40,480
Speaker 1: But he had worms?

648
00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:45,000
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, yeah, So he's gone through short and jock

649
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:45,880
Speaker 2: you imagined? Yes?

650
00:31:46,440 --> 00:31:49,600
Speaker 1: And he and he used and then he gave it back?

651
00:31:49,760 --> 00:31:51,840
Speaker 2: Did he give it back? And did you keep it?

652
00:31:51,960 --> 00:31:52,800
Speaker 1: Did you say? No?

653
00:31:52,960 --> 00:31:54,880
Speaker 2: You know what, You're gonna hang onto that one, mate,

654
00:31:55,280 --> 00:31:56,360
Speaker 2: He's gonna hang onunder that one.

655
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:02,320
Speaker 1: When did an a has become your focus? Otis's anus

656
00:32:02,440 --> 00:32:04,440
Speaker 1: was certainly my focus as he rubbed it up and

657
00:32:04,480 --> 00:32:08,360
Speaker 1: down my thirty centimeters steel ruler. In your form fuel

658
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Speaker 1: vouchers one hundred and fifty dollars Fuel vouchers. We'll give

659
00:32:11,240 --> 00:32:12,760
Speaker 1: him away up next. If you got a good story,

660
00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:15,000
Speaker 1: I got a quid id.

661
00:32:15,240 --> 00:32:19,320
Speaker 3: It's Will and Woody's rejected ideas, all right.

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Speaker 1: Bitch, hundreds of ideas every week. None of them get

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Speaker 1: in the show. Well, some of them get in the show.

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Speaker 1: But we've got guests games these things. I've got leftovers,

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Speaker 1: and we repitched them. On a Friday, only one of

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Speaker 1: us gets to do their rejected idea from the week.

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Speaker 1: Woods I won this week. You you raised the white flag.

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Speaker 1: You thought mine was so good you wanted to hear

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Speaker 1: it yourself.

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Speaker 2: It's a cork.

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Speaker 1: Will the question when did an Anus become your focus?

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Speaker 1: And that's because the US Space Agency says that NASA

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Speaker 1: should focus on a mission to Uranus. Yeah, tweek on

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Speaker 1: the story will screw the rest of the other planets.

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Speaker 1: Uranus get in there, NASA, And so yeah, when did

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Speaker 1: an Anus become your focus?

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Speaker 2: Because NASA's only visited Uranus once they have and they're

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Speaker 2: going for a second.

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Speaker 1: Of voyager probe. My dad, I mean, it's too good, Melissa, Melissa,

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Speaker 1: when did Annis become your focus?

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Speaker 5: Speaking of speaking of pros, I had a very very

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Speaker 5: severe case of constipation. Yes, yes, I was in here.

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Speaker 6: It was in the early hours of the morning.

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Speaker 5: Didn't want to wake anybody up, so I got an

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Speaker 5: old sauce bottle and filled it with soapy water. Oh

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Speaker 5: my God, tled over the toilet.

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Speaker 1: Jesus Christ, we might leave that there.

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Speaker 2: You gave yourself an anema.

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Speaker 1: Am I called a douchebag. Maybe that's a different bad

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Speaker 1: that's the same thingutive we'll find out exactly what that

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Speaker 1: is about. And Bush and Joel, when did Annis become

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Speaker 1: your focus? My friend?

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Speaker 3: Well, this actually happened to my wife's cousin. And you

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Speaker 3: ripped off the plastic from the anima story was wild?

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Speaker 3: Actually go up to Darwin now, So hello to Daniel

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Speaker 3: if you're listening up there. But Daniel sort of was

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Speaker 3: an awkward teenager and if something was to go wrong,

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Speaker 3: it would happen to him. And his mother said, Daniel,

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Speaker 3: be careful when you walk outside. Your father's just been

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Speaker 3: cutting up all the palm fronds outside, so you know, put.

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Speaker 2: Some thongs on or something and be careful.

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Speaker 3: Some reason, he said, oh, go ahead and have a

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Speaker 3: look at dad's handywork in the garden. Chucked his thongs on,

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Speaker 3: just wearing jocks early morning, walked out there, and he

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Speaker 3: has this weird thing where if he's going to look

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Speaker 3: at something on the ground, he'll just pop a squad

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Speaker 3: just quickly, just jump down, you know, like like you're

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Speaker 3: doing a squat in the gym, really quickly to the

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Speaker 3: lower ground.

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Speaker 2: You look at something on the ground, Do you look

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Speaker 2: at something? He would just have this awkward sort of.

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Speaker 1: Quick squat a talking like chair pose in yoga.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, refuses to bend he's coming out.

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Speaker 1: He just drops at the knee, dropped a quick squad.

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Speaker 1: He drops from a stand to a squat really commediately fast. Right.

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Speaker 3: That's the key part of the story and what Daniel

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Speaker 3: didn't realize. There was an L shaped cut up piece

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Speaker 3: of palm front on the ground that he'd stepped on

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Speaker 3: when popping squat and squat, and the palm front went

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Speaker 3: through the underpants and through the underpans straight up uranus. Yeah,

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Speaker 3: And the mum witnessed it from the kitchen and saw

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Speaker 3: the whole thing and still lasted this day about.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's fine. What is a palm frond

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Speaker 2: like at the end of like sort of a tree.

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Speaker 1: You know, like them camp front.

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Speaker 3: He squatted and it went straight up and shaped cut

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Speaker 3: off bit of palm front straight in there.

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Speaker 2: When he pops back up, I'm sorry, I've always spent

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Speaker 2: too much time with this. When he popped back up,

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Speaker 2: did it immediately pop out? No, it was still in

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Speaker 2: there and shaking his tail. Yeah, he had a tail

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Speaker 2: for a few seconds there.

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Speaker 1: Truth.

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Speaker 2: Great story. Let's go to dinners.

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Speaker 1: Popped up with a palm front for a tail. That's

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Speaker 1: a wild story. All right, We're never doing this topic again.

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Speaker 1: That's what your We're gonna be in trouble. Palm fronds

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Speaker 1: for an ass sauce bottle filled with Sophie water. Truth

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Speaker 1: six five.

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Speaker 2: Came your focus quickly? Annis story, Dennis, When did.

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Speaker 1: I become your focus? Carry on?

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Speaker 8: Boys? How are you good?

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Speaker 1: Good? So?

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Speaker 8: I work in the hotel and my most my job

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Speaker 8: is mostly standing job. And had a boil right in

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Speaker 8: the middle of my butt cheek last year and during

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Speaker 8: the break I, without realizing that I had a foil,

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Speaker 8: I sat down and burst it, which was painful but

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Speaker 8: at the same time quite hilarious. But I became the

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Speaker 8: topic of the last and I believe I think I

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Speaker 8: just didn't take it seriously. But I think that was

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Speaker 8: quite embarrassing and just thinking about it now, but very

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Speaker 8: very very funny at that point of time. The way

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Speaker 8: the way it happened didn't take off time of work.

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Speaker 8: I continue to.

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Speaker 2: Know fel.

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Speaker 1: You can't jove the show and talk about and talking

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Speaker 1: about and asked blister popping.

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Speaker 2: I think he feel I think he delivered his punch

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Speaker 2: sign he goes and it's quite funny.

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Speaker 1: It's