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Speaker 3: Hey, good morning is seven minutes past six. It's the
Speaker 3: Christian O'Connell show. Good morning, Patsy, Good morning Jack? Are
Speaker 3: you I was talking into the wrong about the microphone?
Speaker 2: Then?
Speaker 4: Pro how many years have you've been doing it?
Speaker 5: Sorry?
Speaker 3: Have you been doing that too many? Yesterday? Jack and
Speaker 3: I both we need to get into this because I think, actually,
Speaker 3: if we don't talk about and pull the plaster of
Speaker 3: what happened yesterday after the show, I think we're going
Speaker 3: to struggle to get to today's show. Yesterday, Jack and
Speaker 3: I I met a mutual radio hero of ours from
Speaker 3: American Rosso. We met Rosso. He was in the building
Speaker 3: and since the show started he sent me a couple
Speaker 3: of messages. He listened to the show. He's a genuine
Speaker 3: fan of what we do. But that radio show, those
Speaker 3: two used to be so funny, like really funny. They
Speaker 3: had ideas. It was a proper show every day. Do
Speaker 3: you remember when radio shows used to do that? They
Speaker 3: actually had ideas and they were so good together. I
Speaker 3: loved that show.
Speaker 5: It was the first radio show that I ever fell
Speaker 5: in love with. American Rosso had their CDs, ID they
Speaker 5: even have a book of jokes that I had, and
Speaker 5: I'd never met either of them before yesterday.
Speaker 3: Oh haven't you met?
Speaker 5: I thought you would have done well now, just never
Speaker 5: cross paths with them in all my time in radio.
Speaker 5: So it was a thrill for me to see Rosso yesterday,
Speaker 5: despite what I said to him.
Speaker 3: So also, you need to know that Jack and I
Speaker 3: didn't know he was in the building. I think if
Speaker 3: we'd have had half an hour or an hour's warning, yeah,
Speaker 3: we could have warmed up. And let me just tell you, right,
Speaker 3: Jack said something, luckily i'd said something seconds before that
Speaker 3: that you didn't hear. Neither of us come out very
Speaker 3: well from this encounter. Right, everything's good, he said, He
Speaker 3: sent me messages yesterday evening. Everything's good. Okay, However, I
Speaker 3: can't stop thinking about what you said to him, but
Speaker 3: also what I said moments before. All Right, you go first, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'll go first.
Speaker 5: You know you're already talking to him, and I.
Speaker 3: Let me go first because I'd already set up the
Speaker 3: weird Okay, I went, I didn't know you were here,
Speaker 3: and he was like, yeah, I've been trying to get
Speaker 3: a coffee for ages. I was, ah. And then you
Speaker 3: saw he had one of his kids with him. Yes,
Speaker 3: I went, is this your daughter?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no.
Speaker 3: No it's not. It's his very cool son, buggsy, long
Speaker 3: haird hair. Straight away, I agree, horrendous wors.
Speaker 5: Long haired son. Yeah, cool son.
Speaker 3: No, Buggsy, it's my son. That's my first. That's within
Speaker 3: five seconds of my radio hero. Already you're a mumbley
Speaker 3: all right, already.
Speaker 5: Even in both ross and he's making it worse.
Speaker 3: Jack, I'm trying to make this.
Speaker 5: Actually, I actually feel better now about what I said.
Speaker 3: Well, then that's a sacrifice I've done people. Okay, so yeah,
Speaker 3: I accuse this a girl just because he had long air.
Speaker 3: Oh you am? I in, I've got kids.
Speaker 4: I've seen their friends dumb and dummery.
Speaker 3: I should I didn't. I panicked. I felt I needed
Speaker 3: to say something to buy myself time to get my brain.
Speaker 5: Throw the kid under the busy.
Speaker 3: Here's this old fellow here. What's your name? Sweetheart? Oh boy,
Speaker 3: you can't tell these days, can you? Straight away?
Speaker 5: And then you come bowllying thirty seconds later, So already
Speaker 5: Rosso has been insulted by one member of the team.
Speaker 5: Then I said, I wanted to express how much he
Speaker 5: meant to me as a kid growing up. So I said,
Speaker 5: I used to be a big fan of yours, which imply.
Speaker 3: It is past ten saying nothing you do now is
Speaker 3: relevant to me or funny. You're still doing great.
Speaker 5: So now I couldn't care less.
Speaker 3: No, was it really fifteen years ago? He used to
Speaker 3: be funny and relevant? Oh what happens to that? Rosso?
Speaker 3: Are you here? Have you got a devo team? Do
Speaker 3: you want a traffic job here or something?
Speaker 5: So I excuse myself rather quickly.
Speaker 3: Oh I sure, you just apart? I just because I
Speaker 3: was in my mind's here I thought he was a fan.
Speaker 3: Why not gone so quick?
Speaker 5: Because I didn't want to sit in the awkwardness Now?
Speaker 3: No, I still had another fifteen minutes trying to pull
Speaker 3: back in the weirdness that I've created with the well
Speaker 3: the sun not girl busy anyway, we need to get
Speaker 3: out their way. Just don't meet your heroes, guys.
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Speaker 3: There is something we said for just leave your heroes alone.
Speaker 3: Another radio hero that I keep seeing here because he
Speaker 3: goes the same place we often go to down the
Speaker 3: road in Richmond is Mick molloy. Me malloy, another big
Speaker 3: I'm such a mega fan. I'm a fan boy. I've
Speaker 3: often been in there right when he's in there, and
Speaker 3: even the people serving me are going, oh, there's another
Speaker 3: radio guy in here. M Malloy's over that night. I've
Speaker 3: never gone over because I know nothing good will come
Speaker 3: of that. I'll fumble it, I'll get nervous, I'll say something,
Speaker 3: I'll try too hard. And he's just in there. He's
Speaker 3: to have a breakfast.
Speaker 5: Just want to enjoy it.
Speaker 3: He's not in the space. We're not a radio functional that.
Speaker 3: He's only going to get irritated, right, So I've just
Speaker 3: left him alone. And now the whole Rosso thing yesterday,
Speaker 3: Jack's made me worse. It made me feel worse as
Speaker 3: well because when I accidentally called his son a girl,
Speaker 3: and I just said, oh, what's your what's what's this
Speaker 3: your daughter? To Rosso right? Bugs is a cool name,
Speaker 3: by the way. He then when you turned up a
Speaker 3: couple of second days, he's clown number two. I better
Speaker 3: just head this off the boss case you go who's
Speaker 3: this little girl here? Well, and this is my son
Speaker 3: and I reckon. He emphasized the words son just so
Speaker 3: he didn't get to in a row, Yes, in a row.
Speaker 3: There is something about meeting your heroes because it rarely
Speaker 3: comes off. Well. I remember years ago, right, there was
Speaker 3: an amazing band called the Jam in the UK, and
Speaker 3: then it became the Style Council and then the single
Speaker 3: of those bands. Paul Weller is just like an amazing
Speaker 3: solo artist, right, He so like one of the icons
Speaker 3: of British rock music, best friends with Noel Gallagher does
Speaker 3: a lot of stuff with it or Adulty on the
Speaker 3: who Everyone loves Paul Weller. Right. I'm a massive Paul
Speaker 3: Weller fan. And one day I'm in the London underground, right,
Speaker 3: and it's about half ten on a Thursday morning. There's me,
Speaker 3: Paul Weller gets on and only two other people right
Speaker 3: in a London tube just a carriage. One of the
Speaker 3: guys who's in there, just a member of the public,
Speaker 3: recognizes me and goes, oh, well, the chance this you
Speaker 3: and Paul Weller here? He plays music all the time.
Speaker 3: Are you going to go and say hello? And I
Speaker 3: don't want to bother him? Anyway, as we get off
Speaker 3: at Waterloo train station. Right, you got these big long
Speaker 3: escalators and Paul Weller's only a couple of bits ahead
Speaker 3: of me. Right, cup sets me. I'm thinking I really
Speaker 3: should say something. I'm such a massive fan. I can't
Speaker 3: believe what I said. At the top. Right I see him,
Speaker 3: I say, hey, Paul, we've never met before, but I'm
Speaker 3: a massive fan of yours, and he is someone who,
Speaker 3: you know, some being really good with members of the public.
Speaker 3: This guy did not want to be talking to me,
Speaker 3: and that's what rock stars should be like. He's not
Speaker 3: one of those you know, Hey, how you doing and
Speaker 3: all this and let's get a phone to He went,
Speaker 3: yep like that, and I felt so small. Please forgive
Speaker 3: what I said. Next, I went, I'm a radio d
Speaker 3: J and I played one of your songs today.
Speaker 5: I'm desperate, clutching at straws.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go home. No guys.
Speaker 6: Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, You and Jack this morning having therapy on air
Speaker 3: about meeting your heroes. Story reminds me, I know you're
Speaker 3: a fan of Modern Family. When Phil Dumphi meets his
Speaker 3: hero Kobe Bryant, and Phil can't think of what to say,
Speaker 3: so he says to him, do you like basketball? I'm
Speaker 3: gonna have that dig out of that episode. I love
Speaker 3: watching Modern Family, very very good show. Now see your
Speaker 3: wins in this morning? What have you done?
Speaker 5: Thank you?
Speaker 3: If you use a chess is it a chess injury?
Speaker 5: No, this is a knife injury. And if you guys
Speaker 5: could give me some sympathy for my wife.
Speaker 3: Did mummy put that plaster on what? I've just seen
Speaker 3: the plaster?
Speaker 5: Now I had to apply that myself. So I was
Speaker 5: washing up last night and hit the knife as I'm
Speaker 5: trying to wash it, and it's gone like through the
Speaker 5: top of the finger and the nails. It's really gone
Speaker 5: in there. And I've jolted and like thrown the knife
Speaker 5: and started going. Beakers come running in like what what's
Speaker 5: all the fuss about? And I thought she would take
Speaker 5: sympathy on me and like I'll do the washing up.
Speaker 3: Let No they don't care. I care, she didn't care.
Speaker 4: I've got no pain threshold.
Speaker 5: Where's the first age?
Speaker 7: This is?
Speaker 3: I mean, that is what I call toxic femininity and
Speaker 3: the pain. Why can't we feel pain?
Speaker 4: Saying you can't? It's just it's low.
Speaker 5: The blood was gushing. I was actually hoping to gushcushy.
Speaker 3: I'm on your shy like a water beating out, beating out.
Speaker 5: Actually started to put pressure on the thumb to put
Speaker 5: more blood out, to make it look.
Speaker 3: Just to squeeze out a few more drops yet.
Speaker 5: And I was asking where the first aid kit was,
Speaker 5: where's the bandas?
Speaker 3: And she did what you in an offish? Where's the
Speaker 3: first aid kit? Where's the defibuting in case they started
Speaker 3: to bleed out?
Speaker 5: And then she goes, she didn't give me any sympathy
Speaker 5: for that.
Speaker 3: I don't care.
Speaker 5: And then over at the sink, I guess when I've
Speaker 5: hit the knife and cut myself. I've thrown the knife
Speaker 5: and somehow I've cut this house plant that's its next.
Speaker 3: Like a ninja throw stuff a leaf.
Speaker 5: I don't know how I done it, cut one of
Speaker 5: its limbs off, and goes, what's.
Speaker 3: Going on here? She's mocked concern about a small plant.
Speaker 5: You've cut this off? Like I didn't cut that off?
Speaker 5: What happened to the house plan?
Speaker 3: Maybe when I got you, I just save them all
Speaker 3: off and then slashed your own thumb.
Speaker 5: So the house plant got full sympathy and I got none.
Speaker 5: I tried to fake that. I was like, woozy, I.
Speaker 3: Can't even I'm getting irritated now see this is what
Speaker 3: I've got. Now I'm going to be anchor side now.
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Speaker 3: Is their legislation right about? Can anyone just direct a
Speaker 3: giant something in Australia?
Speaker 5: It seems like any town can just choose they want
Speaker 5: to giant anything.
Speaker 3: When we were doing our road trip for a week,
Speaker 3: driving to Adelaide, then the a couple of days driving around,
Speaker 3: then then driving all the way back to Melbourne, obviously
Speaker 3: saw mention this yesterday, saw the giant corner. Also saw
Speaker 3: the giant lobster. Yes, so I feel like you know
Speaker 3: these are the landmarks, these are the hanging gardens or Babylon.
Speaker 3: You know they're amazing. Is that what's to stop us
Speaker 3: just erecting a giant something? Does Melbourne need something? Does
Speaker 3: Richmond here need something? Also?
Speaker 5: Can we just what if we did a koala and
Speaker 5: just made it bigger than that one halfway out of the.
Speaker 3: D's cute than a kidnap? Well, a few things I
Speaker 3: didn't know you hate? What's the hate.
Speaker 5: Kidnaped, but like a puppy is cute to the kidne
Speaker 5: all right, so.
Speaker 3: A giant puppy, a wooden giant puppy, or a fiberglass
Speaker 3: fiberglass is cheaper and looks glasty. We all know that, right,
Speaker 3: Fiberglass looks glassy. So we talked about potential moment then
Speaker 3: a fiberglass giant puppy. Yeah, yeah, I think people would
Speaker 3: come from all over austraighta and get the photo taken
Speaker 3: a by that. The other thing is I was driving
Speaker 3: around I saw a sign as I went through a
Speaker 3: place called Horsham. Do you know Horsham?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 4: I used to live in Horsham. I used to work
Speaker 4: it through WM for about a year.
Speaker 3: Right well, and I don't know what what will you with?
Speaker 4: That have been ninety four right well?
Speaker 3: A lot of change, Patsy, because they are very proud.
Speaker 3: It's not a big wooden warden that they've had hand
Speaker 3: painted both sides of the road. So as you're going
Speaker 3: through the town then leaving it, it reminds you what
Speaker 3: it is Victoria's tidiest town winner. Oh it was spotless.
Speaker 3: I don't know who's tied in that place up. Please
Speaker 3: can to hire you to come around and do my
Speaker 3: kiss bedroom that because even I was like, really, how
Speaker 3: tiny is it? Sure the judges have gone you've won
Speaker 3: the award. People are going to get sloppy. This is
Speaker 3: what happens, okay, but that place it was like the
Speaker 3: judges were turning up. It was spotless.
Speaker 5: Is it something they give out every year or is
Speaker 5: it Horsham is now the tidiest town forever?
Speaker 3: Go online, my friend, you'll see all the previous.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wangarattaware I used to one.
Speaker 3: I believe they are a previous flag holder. Horsham are
Speaker 3: like MVPs. I think they've got it like three or
Speaker 3: four times. They've lost it, they've won it back, you know,
Speaker 3: they've had a couple of really really tough years like
Speaker 3: the D's. Then there's suddenly like whoa.
Speaker 5: All right, I'm on Tardy Towns of Australia. This is
Speaker 5: it Horsham one last in two thousand and one, so
Speaker 5: they're really hanging on that twenty years later.
Speaker 3: They're not ready. That was a freshly painted sign.
Speaker 5: Well they must be painting it again every year. They
Speaker 5: haven't won since two thousand and one, is that right? Yep?
Speaker 5: Mount Gambia's one. You also went to Mount Gambia.
Speaker 3: I know, I thought it was tidy, but so still
Speaker 3: thinking Horsham are the unofficial holders for it? To me?
Speaker 3: So who's the current king?
Speaker 5: Santa Teresa? Never heard of it in the Northern territory before.
Speaker 5: That's Smithton in Tasmania and Barmeira in South Australia. Right, okay,
Speaker 5: Victoria hasn't won in a very long time, since two
Speaker 5: thousand and one with Horsham.
Speaker 3: Wow, do you know what I think? It's stuff like
Speaker 3: this that lost Melbourne the crown of most liveable city
Speaker 3: in the world. I reckon those judges came, they saw
Speaker 3: that hard rubbish. You've jumped out. I went, what a die?
Speaker 3: What a die? What's happened to Horsham back in two
Speaker 3: thousand and one? Prime time? Okay, so this morning, what
Speaker 3: is your town famous for? Horseham? I really, what is it?
Speaker 5: Twenty twenty twenty years still holding onto that tidy town.
Speaker 8: One?
Speaker 3: Also, that is not a sign from twenty years ago. Chat,
Speaker 3: I promise you that has been freshly done again as well.
Speaker 3: They are hanging on to that crown. I mean we
Speaker 3: should do that. We're number one breatfor show at the moment.
Speaker 3: Even if we get beaten late on the ship. Let's
Speaker 3: just hang on it sit forever.
Speaker 5: Let's keep repainting the sign even when we're not doing
Speaker 5: the show anymore.
Speaker 3: We know we're stoll the number one breakfas show on
Speaker 3: Gold What is your town? Famous for.
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Speaker 3: So on my road trip went through a place called Horsham,
Speaker 3: lovely place, very very tidy, and it was tidy because
Speaker 3: there's a big sign telling me it was tidy. What
Speaker 3: you're looking at is off the chain, this is tidy.
Speaker 3: It was a big sign that said welcome to Horseham,
Speaker 3: victorious Tidiest Town Award winner. Jack's found out So they
Speaker 3: won it back in two thousand and one.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so they're celebrating twenty years since they've been the
Speaker 5: tidiest town. But they're still keeping the sign up to
Speaker 5: let everybody know that they're very tidy.
Speaker 3: What else you found out?
Speaker 5: So we could go to the Tidytown Awards this year
Speaker 5: if we wanted to in June.
Speaker 3: It's a natural ceremony.
Speaker 5: Yeah, thanks to it.
Speaker 3: Take for diary, guys.
Speaker 5: It's been held in Beechworth, Victoria this year. So yeah,
Speaker 5: good book tickets. These are the nominations, so every state
Speaker 5: gets to nominate a town who hosts it.
Speaker 3: Because I've hosted all these kind of awards too. Of this.
Speaker 3: I remember one year was hosting the Butcher of the
Speaker 3: Year award and they normally hire a comedians, not the
Speaker 3: host awards. I want to know who is doing that, geek.
Speaker 5: Maybe you could be the guest.
Speaker 3: It's not too late. I'll turn up looking very tidy.
Speaker 5: It's hosted by Keep Australia Beautiful, so each.
Speaker 3: State shout out to those guys.
Speaker 5: State can nominate a town to be their tidiest town.
Speaker 5: Victoria's nominated Hastings, New South Wales, Aubrey, Queens Andrew or Campton.
Speaker 5: Everyone's nominated something except South Australia.
Speaker 3: They didn't bother no entry for twenty twenty one. Do
Speaker 3: you know what I go straight away? I've been to
Speaker 3: Germany many times, very tidy people. Weren't they chucking in handoff?
Speaker 5: Did you go to handoff on your trip to Okay?
Speaker 5: That one of me go to the German town?
Speaker 3: Now I'll tell you why. It was after my wife
Speaker 3: only had eyes for the sinkhole of Mount Gambia, right,
Speaker 3: and I wanted to go tanned off. Do you know
Speaker 3: why I found it online? They do very nice chocolate preserves,
Speaker 3: and I like both chocolates and preserves. But no I
Speaker 3: was out and voted the sinkhole. It took us all
Speaker 3: the way that way, so I'd like the Oscar judges.
Speaker 3: Do you think if you are judge of tidy Awards?
Speaker 3: Do they look at video footage? They can't go round
Speaker 3: Australia looking at all these places.
Speaker 5: Probably in COVID times. They don't walk up and down
Speaker 5: the streets looking for litter.
Speaker 3: But do you think someone's on FaceTime just sort of
Speaker 3: going up, Hey, check out this roundabout? Whoa look, how
Speaker 3: tidy that is?
Speaker 5: Because if it's just photos, you can do that thing
Speaker 5: you do when your mum asked you to clean your room.
Speaker 5: Shove it all under the bed and go have a
Speaker 5: look mum. Don't walk in here, but just have a look.
Speaker 3: From the door, just behind the doors and closed ump there.
Speaker 3: All right. So we'll asked you this morning what is
Speaker 3: your town famous for? Nine four one four one O
Speaker 3: four three Alex.
Speaker 9: Come morning, good morning Christian. Something very very important to
Speaker 9: say you, and I think the woll of your listening
Speaker 9: audience should know this Horsham. An actual fact is Victoria's
Speaker 9: Tardius Town. So when you go into Horsham, you'll see
Speaker 9: that big sign and it says it's Victorious Tidius Town,
Speaker 9: and it's one at a multitude of time, and they
Speaker 9: take it very, very seriously. And then none of your
Speaker 9: question before do they actually go around and check?
Speaker 10: Yes, they do. People.
Speaker 9: Well, I've had a lot to do with these sort
Speaker 9: of things with the community in Victoria. I do a
Speaker 9: lot of traveling around the state itself, and basically I've
Speaker 9: met people and they take it ferociously, seriously.
Speaker 3: And ked and ferociously. Now there were like little ciss
Speaker 3: put in the grass.
Speaker 5: You should have seen what happened to the guy who
Speaker 5: last pack the chips.
Speaker 3: Hold him part. He was by a pack of wolves forward.
Speaker 3: This is great. So I means Winnings apologize to Horsham.
Speaker 5: So they've won the big award one time, but they
Speaker 5: win the VFL. They win pretty much.
Speaker 9: Yes, basically, yeah, exactly right.
Speaker 3: Thank you for clarifying that. Have a good day. So
Speaker 3: uh nice us a chiwl there at the end as well.
Speaker 3: This guy knows tidy, he knows the judges. I reckon
Speaker 3: he has been one of the judges Jason, good morning,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jason. Yeah, good. What's your town famous for? Jason?
Speaker 1: From Sunbury? And we are the birthplace of the Ashes.
Speaker 3: Tell us more about that. I didn't know that.
Speaker 1: So the cricket ashes, your country and their country play
Speaker 1: for all the time was born concept. Yeah, the Biles
Speaker 1: were in Sunbury.
Speaker 3: Why is that Sunbury?
Speaker 1: Uh, there's there's a mention that Ruperts would and the
Speaker 1: guy that Rupert Clark the game they had. They had
Speaker 1: a game then and when the famous newspaper article was
Speaker 1: yuh done, Uh, lady Clark thought that would burn the
Speaker 1: files and give them to the English captain to take
Speaker 1: home and they are that's the same sitting at the
Speaker 1: woods right now.
Speaker 3: Wow, there you go.
Speaker 5: So they played at his mansion just for one of
Speaker 5: the actual matches.
Speaker 11: Yeah, there was like an exhibition game for the elites
Speaker 11: and they applied the actual ill's been redeveloped near and
Speaker 11: it's mentioned it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's an incredible story because I think it was
Speaker 3: like in eighteen eighty or some of that. That might be
Speaker 3: a couple of years off where Australia one for the
Speaker 3: first time at the Oval. They won and so there
Speaker 3: was a satirical article and I think in the Sporting
Speaker 3: Time saying that Cricket had died. It was like a
Speaker 3: mock obituary. Cricket had died. Newspaper had beaten us on
Speaker 3: the oval, and then they went with it. And that
Speaker 3: is what gave birth to one of the most incredible
Speaker 3: sporting sort of you know rivalries in sport res the Ashes.
Speaker 3: It goes back to the But I didn't know Sunbury
Speaker 3: was involved. I didn't know what somebody that actually burnt them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So so at the clock at the Ruperts would
Speaker 1: mention there. Yeah, the game was was held. We had
Speaker 1: there was a celebration game actually nineteen ninety.
Speaker 12: Four where we had and we had to celebrate in
Speaker 12: the game to commemorate the birth of the Ashes.
Speaker 11: And it was that was massive.
Speaker 3: It was good, awesome. Jason, thank you very much your knowledge.
Speaker 2: All right, thanks for Christian Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: We need you out now. We needed you help a
Speaker 3: couple of weeks ago when we were looking for a tank.
Speaker 3: So because we heard a couple of weeks ago from
Speaker 3: a lady called Michelle and her husband was about to
Speaker 3: turn forty and on his bucket. This was quite an
Speaker 3: unusual thing. He just wanted to throw a TV through
Speaker 3: a window. We made it happen. Jack went down and
Speaker 3: he just as Axel Rose, you want to be a
Speaker 3: rock staff for the morning. Dave Sherwood by day a
Speaker 3: mild mannered accountant. But Friday morning, a couple of weeks
Speaker 3: ago at tempar State, hurling a big old eighties with
Speaker 3: the big old ass TV through a second floor window.
Speaker 3: Big noise, really big noise, and dented a load of
Speaker 3: piping downe But now actual, I don't know if we
Speaker 3: repaired any of that. And then we're asking you, is
Speaker 3: there anything you would like to make us happen, if
Speaker 3: you've got anything like this on your bucket list? And
Speaker 3: we heard from Divina who wants to cross a car
Speaker 3: on a tank. Remind us about Divina.
Speaker 5: Jack, Yeah, she says, I've been thinking about my bucket list.
Speaker 5: I would love to drive a tank over a car.
Speaker 5: Growing up, my friend's dad was in the army and
Speaker 5: he used to bring a tank home. Mister Cora would
Speaker 5: take all the kids for a ride around the street.
Speaker 5: The army base was fifteen kilometers up the road, and
Speaker 5: on weekends he would drive it down the major highway
Speaker 5: to our house. She goes ever since I was seven
Speaker 5: years old, she wants to get in the tank and
Speaker 5: drive it over a car.
Speaker 3: Yeah. So we went on air and we read our
Speaker 3: Divina's email and we said, you know, do any of
Speaker 3: you have a tank or do you know where we
Speaker 3: could get hold of a tank? No word of a lie.
Speaker 3: Ten lines going. We had so many calls.
Speaker 13: He used to be a guy out in Mary Warren
Speaker 13: by the name of John Byfield. He ran a place
Speaker 13: called Melbourne Tank mews to him.
Speaker 14: I saw a guy driving a tank at a thing
Speaker 14: called Steave Stand in Scores.
Speaker 15: I've actually ex army and driven tanks myself.
Speaker 11: Who is one of the better parts of my military experience.
Speaker 15: And I know where you could go and drive on.
Speaker 15: There's a place in GIFs Land called Gidslaning Tank Adventures.
Speaker 8: It's got a lot of power and it's a big beast.
Speaker 3: She'll never forget it now or a lot of people.
Speaker 3: We're all talking about one guy, okay called Cameron. And
Speaker 3: before I just played the message we have from Cameron.
Speaker 3: If you work around tanks, tanks are not something you
Speaker 3: banter with. Okay, It's a very very serious business. Okay.
Speaker 8: Hi, Christian Cameron Stein here from South Givesland tank ad benches.
Speaker 8: I've been in the data today.
Speaker 16: People believe you're.
Speaker 8: Looking for someone the squash a car of a tank.
Speaker 8: So give us a call and we'll make it happen.
Speaker 3: You don't muck around with tanks, all right, this is
Speaker 3: serious things. I'd other the way I it's squash a car,
Speaker 3: because that actually is what's going to happen cars. So
Speaker 3: we thought in all of this right that getting the
Speaker 3: car to crush would be the easy bit. Finding a
Speaker 3: tank will be the hard thing. Turns out we got
Speaker 3: that within a couple of minutes. The car we've had
Speaker 3: a night with for a Divina to crush, we did
Speaker 3: have a car. Adam Christian here, you're looking for a
Speaker 3: car to crash with a tank. My wife's desperate to
Speaker 3: get rid of my old car that's been that's had
Speaker 3: all the guts ripped out, just been so outside the
Speaker 3: front of our house. You can have it. We then thought,
Speaker 3: well that's it, we don't need to look for another car.
Speaker 3: Then we got this message from Adam. Unfortunately my wife
Speaker 3: was disposed of the car already. She wanted her spot back.
Speaker 3: Sorry the car has gone. Sorry for wasting your time,
Speaker 3: Thanks Adam. Okay, then we got this from Bruce. Bruce
Speaker 3: McDonald does officers a car. I've got an old crap
Speaker 3: box of a car, a ninety eight Hyundai Excel. Bruce McDonald, right,
Speaker 3: I've emailed him back, We've tried to get his phone
Speaker 3: number has disappeared. He's m a. I know we're doing
Speaker 3: the name game at the moment. Where are you, Bruce Donald?
Speaker 3: You don't tease a man with a car to crush
Speaker 3: and then disappear, you little car ties. We now have
Speaker 3: a tank. I think Davina's got a choice of five tanks.
Speaker 3: We have no car to crush. Do you have some
Speaker 3: old crap box that we can take off your hands
Speaker 3: and crush? We have a bunchet. If it's like a
Speaker 3: money thing, you hope me to sell it. We have
Speaker 3: a bunchet of two hundred and fifty dollars, which if.
Speaker 5: Some cars, if they're not on the road anymore, they're
Speaker 5: not roadworthy.
Speaker 3: Do you know I just made up to it.
Speaker 5: I thought you knew something I didn't.
Speaker 3: No, all right, I'll go up to five hundred dollars,
Speaker 3: but not a dollar more. Okay, We'll I pay for
Speaker 3: some crap box. Okay, I've got a budget of five
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. You always keep back what you you know,
Speaker 3: what you've really got.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, but I actually think that's a good deal
Speaker 5: for some cars that are off the road and never
Speaker 5: going to drive again. Two hundred and fifty bucks, that's
Speaker 5: the best you're going to get for all right.
Speaker 3: Let me go back to that. I've had a chat
Speaker 3: with my business college. I have a budget of one
Speaker 3: hundred dollars. We drive a hard bargain on this show.
Speaker 3: You will not rip this show off with your monkey
Speaker 3: old cars. Do you have a car that we can crush?
Speaker 3: Give us a corse.
Speaker 2: Christian Christian shows.
Speaker 3: Sometimes you guys are like the genie in the lamp.
Speaker 3: You know, we got a b fat old lamp up
Speaker 3: and yeah, you go, what wishes do you want? Color?
Speaker 3: Weeks ago we were buffing it and he gave us
Speaker 3: a tank. Thank you very much, the tanks. Now we
Speaker 3: need an old car that the tank can crush because
Speaker 3: we have no car. We had a car. It disappeared.
Speaker 3: Someone else promised me you can't they've disappeared. It's a
Speaker 3: very murky world, the car offering world to be crushed
Speaker 3: by a tank. Uh Luke cup in noo, Sir, Hello
Speaker 3: Luke and Neusa, thanks for listening to the show, and said,
Speaker 3: doesn't Jack got that crappy old you know you sold it?
Speaker 5: Sold it at Christmas?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah, well gone, all right, let's go to lines now.
Speaker 3: I think we have some offers. Phil, Good morning, how
Speaker 3: a mate? I'm good Phil. Have you got a car
Speaker 3: we could crush?
Speaker 13: I've got my girlfriend's ninety eight Mitsubishi Lancer. Mate, you
Speaker 13: can have that crush out if you like, Richmond, is.
Speaker 3: That your offer to mate?
Speaker 13: It is actually the car car? The car's done made,
Speaker 13: replaced them with Lana with something new, So a car's
Speaker 13: mind to crush.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, what a lovely offer for you to
Speaker 3: just crush your girlfriend's car. Did your girlfriend know about
Speaker 3: this offer?
Speaker 13: I've just messaged it put it on gold now so
Speaker 13: I'm not sure if she's listening, but tell me if
Speaker 13: you're there. But finally get rid of your car for you.
Speaker 3: What a lovely love dedication that is? I mean, that's
Speaker 3: what that's what love is in a modern relationship. He
Speaker 3: loves her enough to crush her car?
Speaker 5: Is in Valentine's Day already?
Speaker 13: Well we weren't able to do something for Valentine's Day
Speaker 13: and she was pretty disappointed. So this will probably make
Speaker 13: up for it.
Speaker 3: This is a gift that keeps on giving. I mean,
Speaker 3: I reckon you pull this one off. You're good for
Speaker 3: Valentine's next couple of years ago. Hey, don't then what
Speaker 3: I do with that car? Guy? Want to crush it? So?
Speaker 3: What is the car? Lancer? Sorry? Is it a lancer
Speaker 3: of the car? Yeah?
Speaker 7: Me to be?
Speaker 13: She Lanser ninety eight?
Speaker 3: And is it just for free? Just want us to
Speaker 3: get it off your hands and crush it? Or are
Speaker 3: you expecting someone kind of cash renumeration here?
Speaker 13: Either way, mat, I'll take some money if you've got
Speaker 13: something to give it if you don't at my straight,
Speaker 13: So you do.
Speaker 3: A deal with this guy? All right, all right, we're
Speaker 3: just comparing the market right now, my friend. I might
Speaker 3: come back to you just in good morning. Go right here,
Speaker 3: you're going, I'm good. What have you got.
Speaker 15: For sugaru arek?
Speaker 3: Why I thought suber rouse? People who own super roos,
Speaker 3: they love those subar roos and racing them up and down?
Speaker 3: Why do you want to get rid of it? Is
Speaker 3: it dead?
Speaker 10: I've got a little bit of problems with this.
Speaker 13: The sunry blew me it one day when my daughter.
Speaker 10: Was driving at the school and the she.
Speaker 3: Blew out re suspension, the sunroof blew out. Has anyone
Speaker 3: we're driving on? I've not seen that until why are
Speaker 3: you to us driving to school? George is driving the
Speaker 3: dangerous car to school? Us out?
Speaker 9: All right?
Speaker 13: It had a bit of cardboard on it for about
Speaker 13: six months, so it did.
Speaker 10: All right?
Speaker 3: What a cardboard sun roof, the cardboard sun room. I
Speaker 3: love that. That's great. All right. So we've got a
Speaker 3: lancer of suber rou And are you wanting money for
Speaker 3: this death tramp or.
Speaker 2: Well, my daughter's doing the world's greatest shave.
Speaker 13: So if you want to give me a little bit
Speaker 13: and there a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we can work up there.
Speaker 3: Okay, very very good thing to do. All right, justin
Speaker 3: stay there. We've got some more office now. So we've
Speaker 3: got a lancer, a Subaru Anthony, Hey, man, hey, what
Speaker 3: have you got Anthony? What car? Could we run?
Speaker 16: Ninety two? Man's the sixty six. But you can lovely
Speaker 16: and crash it?
Speaker 3: And where is it right now? Is it just done
Speaker 3: on your knee? Your house? You just want to get
Speaker 3: rid of.
Speaker 16: I just had a baby, so I'm on the way
Speaker 16: to eip in So Northern Hospital, so I just wanted
Speaker 16: to pick it up.
Speaker 9: Drop the work.
Speaker 16: You're off now in mone, welcome to crush it because
Speaker 16: I just bought a brand new car.
Speaker 3: How reason is the baby? You're not like right now?
Speaker 16: Oh no, I just had that free in the morning
Speaker 16: me my partner did. Sorry, Oh no, you.
Speaker 3: Really have had it a couple of hours ago. So
Speaker 3: you were a dad.
Speaker 16: Yeah, yes, congratulations, thank you very much.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, you know, normally a couple of hours
Speaker 3: after my doors was ringing around. Families, not radio shows.
Speaker 3: Crush your car.
Speaker 16: Listen to you guys every morning, so why not?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 5: You're quite right.
Speaker 3: Mom and dad are finding out right now, Anthony, And
Speaker 3: how is wife and mum?
Speaker 17: They all well, yeah, oh well they're all good.
Speaker 16: Baby is healthy. She's healthy, so it's.
Speaker 3: All good and aloudy got a boy or a girl? Baby?
Speaker 3: It's a cheric term, by the way. You pick all
Speaker 3: this up as you go along.
Speaker 16: A little boy, little boy.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's great news. She must be so excited.
Speaker 16: Yeah, she is off. It's her first baby, so yes,
Speaker 16: as you excited the car get rid of this car.
Speaker 3: How want to go with the car because it's a
Speaker 3: disc Yeah, so it's a Mazda. Yeah, yes, all right, buddy, Anthony,
Speaker 3: thank you very much. Stay there. I thought I misheard him.
Speaker 3: Turns out now I did no take a break.
Speaker 2: Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: So we had no cars. We have a tank for
Speaker 3: listening to Vena to crush. She just wants to crush
Speaker 3: the car in a town. We've got the tank. We
Speaker 3: had no cars. Now we have three cars so far.
Speaker 3: The answer at the Subaru and a Master as well
Speaker 3: from Anthony the the dad as of what four hours ago? Mick,
Speaker 3: good morning, Good morning, Christian. All right, can you add
Speaker 3: to the cast?
Speaker 18: You've got the moment then, Mick, what can we have
Speaker 18: a nineteen eighties Jaguar?
Speaker 3: What's he got? An x j x K What is it?
Speaker 18: I think it's an xt jay.
Speaker 3: It's oh beautiful. How come you want that crushed?
Speaker 18: Oh well, it's my property. My company does property cleanups
Speaker 18: and it was just donated to us for scrap steel,
Speaker 18: so it's still in reasonable condition. So it's just been
Speaker 18: sitting in my yard waiting for something like this to
Speaker 18: come along.
Speaker 3: Jaguar would look great being crushed by a tank. I'd
Speaker 3: love you say, waiting for something like this to come
Speaker 3: wrong one day. Guys, we don't need to worry about it.
Speaker 3: We all know when it's time.
Speaker 5: Don't scrap that Jaguar yet, it's got there's something destined.
Speaker 3: Four point three exactly. That's great mix. Stay there. We'll
Speaker 3: definitely take the jag off you. So worries Tanya. Good morning, Hi,
Speaker 3: how are you going? I'm good, Tany. What have you got?
Speaker 7: I've got a ninety seven ninety eight models?
Speaker 1: Great on the drive plane. I'm waiting to go.
Speaker 3: It's very emotional. We're all wedding up here. Emotions are
Speaker 3: running high right now, all these beloved cars being crushed.
Speaker 3: And why is it certain your driveway? Is it broken
Speaker 3: down or just an old heap?
Speaker 1: Now both, it's broke down on my daughter's first cast.
Speaker 3: I just want to get rid of it, right, okay, gotcha?
Speaker 3: All right, Tarnya, thank you very much, and cal no
Speaker 3: worries you look after that throat needs a spray or
Speaker 3: a loss or something. They're right about your throat in
Speaker 3: the cart car. That's I always said to the kids
Speaker 3: who we got here. Uh sure, I'm good. So could
Speaker 3: you help us move the cars?
Speaker 10: I am your man. I've got a big Heno tray
Speaker 10: and probably the best one in monthlye yep. Call it
Speaker 10: from Coastal towry on the one the picula and put
Speaker 10: two cars on a foyer.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 10: Got one on the tray which I can carry four
Speaker 10: ton and another one on the back of the wheel leaves. Yep,
Speaker 10: and we can get them down to Gibson and get him.
Speaker 3: Question for you, mate, You're just a man. When this thought.
Speaker 3: When this show thinks towing, we think coastal towing. So
Speaker 3: how many cars can you take down there to Gibsland?
Speaker 3: I can take two for you mate, two anyone? How
Speaker 3: big is the fleet? Have you got another one those
Speaker 3: trucks that could pick up another two? So we could
Speaker 3: have four?
Speaker 7: Ah?
Speaker 10: Probably could, mate, Yeah, probably could.
Speaker 3: Four would be great. Two's awesome. We had none, twos great,
Speaker 3: four would be incredible. Whole line of.
Speaker 16: For you.
Speaker 3: Oh you're a great man. That's coastal towing for you.
Speaker 3: Now you answer too, They give you four. All right, Moe,
Speaker 3: we catch up with you. But thank you very much
Speaker 3: your offer. Easy, Thank you Coastal Towing everyone. Christ Connell
Speaker 3: Show Podcast very generous offers. Today we buff them magic
Speaker 3: lamp again, the Genie came out and there were there
Speaker 3: are so many cars. Now we're going to get three
Speaker 3: of the cars that were offered, and Devin is going
Speaker 3: to crush not one, not two, but three this Friday,
Speaker 3: live and air, because that's what you wanna hear on
Speaker 3: your radio in the morning. Car's been crushed all right,
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Speaker 3: right today, Then this got touched on yesterday's show and
Speaker 3: we need to get into list. Have you ever seen
Speaker 3: anyone famous in the gym? I'll producer Tom. When he
Speaker 3: first roped into town, we rescued him from his old
Speaker 3: home on a trip and m a little rescue pat
Speaker 3: He told me that he'd seen Bruce Springsteen, Bruce Springsteen
Speaker 3: in the gym in Perth several hours before a show
Speaker 3: that night. Bruce Springsteen. Now let's hear this eyewitness report
Speaker 3: right now from Tom Tom take us through it.
Speaker 19: It was January twenty second, twenty seventeen. I was in
Speaker 19: the gym and Perth.
Speaker 3: It's the first of all, what kind of gym, like
Speaker 3: a fitness first or one of those twenty four hour
Speaker 3: meatheadplaces or.
Speaker 19: No, it was it's nixed gin and King's Park in Perth.
Speaker 3: Yep.
Speaker 19: And I walked in and there was Bruce Springsteen doing
Speaker 19: free weights freewaights.
Speaker 3: Of course he's on the freeways, isn't he, you know?
Speaker 3: And when he does his rep counts as well, he's
Speaker 3: going two three four trampstart gusts on a pro freeway.
Speaker 3: So he's doing free weights and it's everyone else going,
Speaker 3: oh my god, don't look for that is the boss
Speaker 3: over there?
Speaker 19: Yeah, he was doing a tricep curl from memory.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on, that's the big windmill. You know
Speaker 3: he's been that big power finish.
Speaker 5: And is this before a show, after a Bruce Springsteen show?
Speaker 19: Well, no, he was there must have been prior to
Speaker 19: sound check because it was in the morning same day
Speaker 19: as the show.
Speaker 3: Come on, he just a half hour show. How has
Speaker 3: he got more energy to get in a quick free
Speaker 3: weight workout with the dumbbells. Here's the boss, So how
Speaker 3: could you tell it was definitely not him? It was
Speaker 3: definitely the Bruce Springstey, not just someone that looked a
Speaker 3: bit like him in Perth.
Speaker 19: No, it was Bruce Springs that. You don't mistake the
Speaker 19: Boss when you see him doing tricyp.
Speaker 3: But how close were you It could just look for
Speaker 3: if it's doing tricap girls, you might have just seen
Speaker 3: the back of the head of the Boss.
Speaker 5: Well I was.
Speaker 19: I also needed to use the free weight, so I
Speaker 19: had to wait for finish.
Speaker 3: You must done with those. That's great, okay, So how
Speaker 3: have you seen someone famous in the gym? Nine four
Speaker 3: one four one oh four three. I met a lady
Speaker 3: last week who told me she has no fingerprints.
Speaker 5: Like Man in Black.
Speaker 3: Yeah, straight up right. I was buying someone a gift
Speaker 3: and it was behind one of these his cabinets. They
Speaker 3: don't want you in. You've got to go and ask
Speaker 3: them to open it up. And normally it's a key thing.
Speaker 3: With this one, now they don't do the keys. It's
Speaker 3: like a fingerprint thing where there's staff. Put the fingerprint
Speaker 3: on it opens up.
Speaker 5: I tex.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she goes, oh, no, I can't. I won't be
Speaker 3: opening this, so I'll have to get one of my
Speaker 3: assistants to do it. She was the manager of Right
Speaker 3: and she said, I can't do this. I have no fingerprints.
Speaker 3: So I went, well, I think everyone has a fingerprint.
Speaker 3: That's why criminals a database. It's fingerprints. She waid, no, No,
Speaker 3: I can't use an iPhone or anything like that. I
Speaker 3: have no fingerprints.
Speaker 5: Did she say why?
Speaker 3: I was why to ask? In case I've been some
Speaker 3: terrible industrial accident. Yeah, she lost her family or something.
Speaker 3: They went in the vat and she was the only
Speaker 3: one that survived, And I go, anyway, can I get
Speaker 3: that vast.
Speaker 5: Just the fingerspling? And she was able to pull them
Speaker 5: out of the culture.
Speaker 3: So my friend I met last week doesn't have any fingertips?
Speaker 3: What don't you have? N for one? One, O, four, three,
Speaker 3: no idea? What that's sick en? Half of that question is,
Speaker 3: but we're going to find out this morning. Our friend
Speaker 3: she doesn't any fingertips? What don't you have? And we
Speaker 3: mentioned this earlier this morning. Horsham drove through it last
Speaker 3: two weeks ago on our road trip to South Australian
Speaker 3: Adelaide Horsham is victorious tidiest town yes, and.
Speaker 5: In two thousand and one was Australia's tidiest town yep.
Speaker 3: What is your town famous for? Those are the three
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Speaker 2: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: What is your town famous for? What don't you have? Met?
Speaker 3: Lady last week who doesn't have any fingertips fingerprints? Sorry,
Speaker 3: I can verify that was a ten fingered lady, but
Speaker 3: she told me she did not have any fingerprints? What
Speaker 3: don't you have? And Famous in the gym? Toma producer
Speaker 3: swears blind that he saw Bruce Springsteen on the free
Speaker 3: weights at a gym. Next gym was that? He said
Speaker 3: in in Perth hours before a show. A couple of
Speaker 3: people have been messaging about this Christian he's famous for
Speaker 3: it was using a gym on Chapel Street for.
Speaker 5: His last tour, so that means he's gone more than
Speaker 5: one good.
Speaker 3: This same correspondent here Mark at Fasbula, he's famous for it.
Speaker 3: I mean he's famous for his songs. Not going to
Speaker 3: the gym, you know, I love springs you're not love
Speaker 3: that most of all, just often he works out, was
Speaker 3: using a gym on Chapel Street for his last door.
Speaker 3: He works out twice daily. What does Springstein get He's
Speaker 3: seventeen now and to a three hour show. When in Melbourne,
Speaker 3: Bruce is notorious. This is someone else now, Brenda Smith.
Speaker 3: When in Melbourne, Bruce is notorious, famous for it. We've
Speaker 3: already established this. For working out at a hotel or
Speaker 3: local gym, He's been known to hand over one hundred
Speaker 3: dollars and tail staff keep the change. A mate manager
Speaker 3: south Yarra Gym and was so complimentary of Springsteen's humidity,
Speaker 3: kindness and genuine down to earthness. All that from a
Speaker 3: guy at the gym.
Speaker 5: So he just comes into a gym and gives somebody
Speaker 5: one hundred dollars.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it might be like okay, because we won't
Speaker 3: have a membership, will he? So, oh, it doesn't really
Speaker 3: work add out. You know if you take out a
Speaker 3: month trial or something harmony in town for night's show
Speaker 3: on Bruce Springsten on the world tour, well and then
Speaker 3: it'd be twenty two dollars and there's one hundred. Keep
Speaker 3: it on Springsteen.
Speaker 5: That's true. Because he doesn't want memberships in every city
Speaker 5: that he visited.
Speaker 3: But then he might go, but he might come back. Accout, go,
Speaker 3: can I need a dollar for the coin for the
Speaker 3: locker though? For the locker, Christian. I saw Lou Reed
Speaker 3: in two thousand and three at the Gym and the
Speaker 3: Hard Rock Las Vegas, John Chivolta working out at three am.
Speaker 3: He kept trying to talk to me. Don't know why.
Speaker 3: That was also from somebody else in that Vegas as well.
Speaker 3: All right, famous in the gym. Let's go to Michael.
Speaker 3: Good morning, Hey mate.
Speaker 15: Hell I saw gar Piers working here at the Sekilda
Speaker 15: Sea Bars.
Speaker 3: Oh nice.
Speaker 15: I think it was just before he was filming for
Speaker 15: Iron Man two, seeming as he had a shirtless roll
Speaker 15: in there.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, and what was he what particularly bit?
Speaker 3: Was he also on the friend Springsteen?
Speaker 15: He was on the Yeah, he was on the bench press.
Speaker 15: Oh yeah, how much did you getting that getting that
Speaker 15: chess work out going? Because when he had his top
Speaker 15: off in nine Man too, he actually was all situated
Speaker 15: around the chest area.
Speaker 3: Right, okay, scene it's really left an impression on Michael here,
Speaker 3: burned into the memory. Michael, thank you very much for cool.
Speaker 3: Thanks Mane, Thanks Tom. I don't even remember that scene
Speaker 3: with me.
Speaker 8: Ian.
Speaker 20: Good morning, Good morning, Christian. I don't have a belly button.
Speaker 3: How come I thought we all had an inn your Rounti.
Speaker 20: Yeah, I've got a nauti or I did have an auki.
Speaker 20: And that's the reason why, because I had a hernia
Speaker 20: on the belly button. And so the surgeon on the
Speaker 20: day said, do you my not having a belly button,
Speaker 20: and I said, well, I'm fifty five at the time,
Speaker 20: I was fifty five, and said, well, no, he's going
Speaker 20: to really look at me down the beach, So yeah,
Speaker 20: why not.
Speaker 3: But hernia is like an internal isn't it. Why is
Speaker 3: he taking out your belly bum? That's not the anti
Speaker 3: what's that going to do with it?
Speaker 20: Well, the belly bat was just getting bigger and the
Speaker 20: ball just getting bigger and bigger.
Speaker 3: It's almost becoming like an extra leg. Yeah, yeah, virtually
Speaker 3: you use it like a tripod if you're at the bar,
Speaker 3: just extended.
Speaker 5: I didn't know that that audi's keep growing.
Speaker 20: They was behind it.
Speaker 5: I don't know, you know how your ears never so yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah they stop they do stop growing apparently never stop. Sorry,
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna have to let you go a bit
Speaker 3: to get into this. Ears don't just keep growing otherwise
Speaker 3: you see people burying people right to slam the coffin
Speaker 3: the door eight f.
Speaker 5: That's why older people have big ears.
Speaker 3: They suddenly get a bit bigger, don't they all just
Speaker 3: their face.
Speaker 5: Shrink, suddenly get bigger, turning from eighty to eighty one,
Speaker 5: and you wake up with big ears. It's a gradual
Speaker 5: growing of the years.
Speaker 3: What do you mean, like a millimeters a year or
Speaker 3: what's the kind of graph on that?
Speaker 5: What is the perth millimeter a year?
Speaker 8: I don't know.
Speaker 4: But your nose gets bigger as well, So.
Speaker 3: Your ears and nose both get bigger. Because you're right,
Speaker 3: you do see a lot of It's mainly the men.
Speaker 3: Got those big old men as, haven't they.
Speaker 4: And your feet after you're pregnant, after you have a baby,
Speaker 4: you fake it bigger.
Speaker 3: I think that's just during pregnant is and they swell
Speaker 3: and then they were trying. Did you really Yeah, so
Speaker 3: you had to get all new shoes.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like lyngth like I didn't want to cankles.
Speaker 3: I've got flippers. I gave birth the next Sunday and
Speaker 3: actually woke up with a daughter and a pair of
Speaker 3: flip flippers of feet. Where are we going? Where are
Speaker 3: we going?
Speaker 16: This?
Speaker 3: We need a doctor to call in. I do not
Speaker 3: believe that ears is keep growing, keep growing. I think
Speaker 3: the day you wake up at sixty they start they
Speaker 3: start getting bigger at sixty maybe sixty five. They tell
Speaker 3: you what what doesn't happen? It's an outy belly button,
Speaker 3: doesn't gig like Jack and the bean Stalk. Have we
Speaker 3: got more calls? Yes, we have. Umm, we'll be doing
Speaker 3: three to a choose. I have forgotten mate, Jamison coome morning.
Speaker 17: Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 3: How are you. I'm good, buddy, Thanks for calling three
Speaker 3: topic Tuesday. You can get us back on and even
Speaker 3: ruder here. Which one are you calling in about?
Speaker 17: I'm calling in about what makes your town famous?
Speaker 3: Christian? Yes? And what is the town famous for?
Speaker 2: So?
Speaker 17: I live in man Evolin in the southeast. And when
Speaker 17: we had our hard rubbish collection about a couple of
Speaker 17: months ago, some of the locals decided to use the
Speaker 17: hard rubbish to set up a house on the main
Speaker 17: roundabout in the middle of our town. So this was
Speaker 17: just a It had a bedroom, a bathroom, there was
Speaker 17: a dining area, as a with a doll in it.
Speaker 17: The clothesline even had clothes on it. It was really
Speaker 17: really good. It was really funny. It was in the newspaper,
Speaker 17: was all over the local Facebook groups until it was
Speaker 17: unfortunately packed up the next day. But yeah, I mean
Speaker 17: that is.
Speaker 3: A reason to go and check it out. I mean,
Speaker 3: I'd go on a detour to see that, going to
Speaker 3: road trip.
Speaker 17: It was funny being in local and seeing everyone sort
Speaker 17: of like come from all over to see it. But
Speaker 17: unfortunately the local police thought it was a bit of
Speaker 17: a roadside distraction, so they made the local county.
Speaker 3: We're going to try and recreate Let's build it again.
Speaker 3: Let's build a new house with new bier. This is
Speaker 3: a great idea. It's yeah, I'm gonna have to google
Speaker 3: this now and find that. Hey, thanks very much calling
Speaker 3: for that. Have a one hundred dollars delivery voucher.
Speaker 17: Oh thank you so much.
Speaker 16: Thanks guys.
Speaker 3: All right, have a good day.
Speaker 20: All right.
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Speaker 3: All right, three time Tuesday. This is the stories we
Speaker 3: are looking for today for you guys. Are nine four
Speaker 3: one four one o four three. What don't you have?
Speaker 3: Just before the ants who got news. We just heard
Speaker 3: from a guy who doesn't have a belly bun. He
Speaker 3: had an autie and then he got removed as part
Speaker 3: of a hernia operation. And this sent us down a
Speaker 3: wormhole of why do old men's ears get bigger and
Speaker 3: their noses get bigger? Jack? What have you found that?
Speaker 5: I claimed that the ears never stopped growing, which is
Speaker 5: a myth? Our nose?
Speaker 3: What surprise as seeing as it made no sense?
Speaker 5: No, but there is something to it. Our nose and
Speaker 5: ears are made of cartiledge. While many people mistakenly believe
Speaker 5: that carledge never stops growing, the fact is it does
Speaker 5: stop growing. But because it breaks down as we age,
Speaker 5: our nose and ears begin to sag, making it big.
Speaker 5: So they're not growing, but they're sagging. Gravity's growing them.
Speaker 3: Really Okay, so the sorn? Then what don't you have?
Speaker 3: What is your town famous for? And famous at the gym?
Speaker 3: After Toma producer swears blind he saw Bruce Springsteen, I'm
Speaker 3: now starting to believe what he did see Springsteen. Spruce
Speaker 3: Springsteen on the free weights at a gem m Perth.
Speaker 3: So who have you seen famous at the gym? Nine
Speaker 3: four one four one oh four three Fiona.
Speaker 7: Good morning, Good morning Christian.
Speaker 3: All right, what don't you have, Fiona?
Speaker 10: I don't have eelos ready, well, come, I don't know.
Speaker 9: I think it's a hereditary thing.
Speaker 15: So my father doesn't have them. And now I've.
Speaker 18: Passed it on to my daughter.
Speaker 3: She's she's lobeless as well.
Speaker 15: She's globeless.
Speaker 5: Yes, I have to have some sort of lobe.
Speaker 3: How does it?
Speaker 15: It's just straight, so it goes.
Speaker 3: And is it coming down to what meets a jaw line?
Speaker 3: It just goes straight to a join line.
Speaker 16: That's right.
Speaker 5: So you can't wear ear rings?
Speaker 16: Well I can, but there's not a lot of rooms,
Speaker 16: so I can't wear big earring.
Speaker 3: Do you know what? Can you google? Clint Eastward? I
Speaker 3: don't think Clint Eastwood has ear lobes. There you go,
Speaker 3: let's find out also google celebrities who don't have ear lobes.
Speaker 3: I'm pretty sure Eastwood does not have ear lobes.
Speaker 5: I mean he's got a small ear lob. He's got it.
Speaker 5: He would say that enob though.
Speaker 3: Could he put an earring in like a hoop? One
Speaker 3: like a pie? Right?
Speaker 5: Yeah, Clint Eastwood. It's called an extreme form of an
Speaker 5: attached ear lobe, which means it straight into the face.
Speaker 3: Eastwood's got that.
Speaker 5: Eastwood's got that bang, I knew it.
Speaker 3: Thank you all right, Fiona, thank you very much. That
Speaker 3: would give you a one hundred dollars delivery voucher. Thank
Speaker 3: you just for having no lobes.
Speaker 5: Is that something you just remembered the fact you remembered
Speaker 5: or do you? Did you pitch outdoor?
Speaker 3: Josie Wells. I think that guy could not wear a
Speaker 3: hooped earring. Johnny Depp Yes, but Eastwood.
Speaker 5: No, that's a photographic memory of years of celebrity.
Speaker 3: In the next song, let's see who else are the celebrities,
Speaker 3: let's name them? Don't have ears? Okay? Who a you
Speaker 3: got here waiting for us? Peter, Good morning, Good morning, Christian.
Speaker 19: How are you.
Speaker 3: I'm good, Peter, Welcome to the show. So what is
Speaker 3: your town famous for?
Speaker 14: Famous for being the smallest mountain in the world.
Speaker 9: It's called WITCHI Proof.
Speaker 3: WITCHI Proof. This is great. It's the smallest mountain in
Speaker 3: the world. Kids movie it is.
Speaker 14: It's just like a little pimple in the Melloy of
Speaker 14: the Northwest Victoria there.
Speaker 3: So yeah, So why is it not just a hill?
Speaker 14: Because it's my day of the rock structure?
Speaker 7: Is that?
Speaker 3: What is that? What stops a hill from being a mountain?
Speaker 14: I think, so tell you what we're kicking, but yeah,
Speaker 14: it's It's also famous for having a weed race that
Speaker 14: Mike Willisy used to host on Channel nine and it
Speaker 14: was called King in the Mountain and they had to
Speaker 14: race hub the hill with a forty kilogram back of
Speaker 14: wheat on their back, so first to the top.
Speaker 3: Again every day on cover peen another layer on.
Speaker 5: TV What happened to a people?
Speaker 3: Peter would also give you a hundred dollars delivery avoucher.
Speaker 3: That's a great call. Thank you very much, Thank you.
Speaker 2: Christian Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Zuck thy zuch?
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 16: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Good? So famous people in the gym? Who have you seen?
Speaker 7: Yes? What it was in Canada and I just moved
Speaker 7: over there and started training at the local gym. And
Speaker 7: there was this guy who looked kind of familiar and
Speaker 7: then I'd seen him a few times in the gym.
Speaker 7: He asked me to spot him one day and I
Speaker 7: realized he was an actor. And then it turns out
Speaker 7: he was the guy Robert England who played Freddy Krueger
Speaker 7: in Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 3: Tell you what you do want that guy with that
Speaker 3: big old metallic claw off your throat, guy, leave the
Speaker 3: clor in the locker. That's great.
Speaker 5: And how did you recognize himself? Because he had all
Speaker 5: the face make up.
Speaker 3: I'd never know what Robert England at night?
Speaker 7: Well, I recognized him. He used to play a character
Speaker 7: and in another TV show I watched as a kid,
Speaker 7: Little House on the Prairie and uh. And it was
Speaker 7: just after we got talking that I realized, you know,
Speaker 7: the sort of casual gym talk. And he said that
Speaker 7: he was an actor. And then I'd asked him if
Speaker 7: he was in anything that I knew, and he said, oh, yeah,
Speaker 7: I was in Little House on the Prairie and this
Speaker 7: other movie Nightmare on Elm Street.
Speaker 3: And I'm like, no way, there isn't he Clang Prairie Clang.
Speaker 3: Zoch will give you a one hundred dollars to the
Speaker 3: ROO voucher. I love that, great one to end on
Speaker 3: this morning. Well done, Thanks so much, guys, say Jack
Speaker 3: Lobeless celebrities Justin as text and in Good Morning, Justin
Speaker 3: sent Paul Stanley from Kiss No Earloabs.
Speaker 5: I'll add him to the list. But there are some
Speaker 5: A listers that don't have elo all right, so Eastward
Speaker 5: Clean Eastwood you were right about that doesn't have earlobes,
Speaker 5: Angelina Joe Lee.
Speaker 3: No, that's why Brad left. Done nothing to Nebulon when
Speaker 3: they're spooning. He likes the lobe. I'm turning it out.
Speaker 3: He likes a lobe.
Speaker 5: Maybe that's why Chris Martin left Gwyneth Peltrow no earlobe?
Speaker 5: What Tom Cruise very lobeless, very lobless, and Matt Damon
Speaker 5: no earlobes?
Speaker 3: Right now?
Speaker 6: You know everyone Christian Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Wow wee. It was like the end of an exam
Speaker 3: there the end of that song as chat Posts is
Speaker 3: putting the flourishing touches with his pen to an atwork
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Speaker 3: the time wasted. Every day this week you get tickets
Speaker 3: go to the opening nights of the Drummer Queens and
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Speaker 3: Right seven eleven, it's so only pretty inconven it's pretty
Speaker 3: convenient to get stuff from seven eleven right now, turning
Speaker 3: it into a drive through. How are we getting lazier?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I love a drive I would I would
Speaker 5: encourage more drive through everything.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I still can believe. I thought it was an
Speaker 3: amazing and when we nowhere else in the world I
Speaker 3: have the bottlers drive through bottles, no house in the world.
Speaker 3: I couldn't believe when I saw that where you don't
Speaker 3: even have to get out of the car. You can
Speaker 3: just pop the trunk yell out that you want your gym,
Speaker 3: beam and coke. No time we wasted.
Speaker 5: You're right, then we're heading towards the future of just
Speaker 5: driving and everything everything.
Speaker 3: Can we do a drive through radio show? All right?
Speaker 3: So today with this news, we're looking for lazy bands.
Speaker 3: Imagine there's a lazy festival. Okay, Oh, who's headlining lazy Fest?
Speaker 3: Queen size beds.
Speaker 5: Oh it's not that good bronze.
Speaker 3: Damn. I should have ended with that one.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, We've got some royal rock and roll. There's some
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Speaker 3: against the machine arms. So lazy is going to lean
Speaker 3: against this.
Speaker 5: Machine US silver plus thank you who.
Speaker 3: There's some rap now on lazy Fest. Yes, Emina do
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Speaker 3: thank you? More wrap now, more wrap? Now who's that?
Speaker 3: Oh he's bought his wife Beyonce. It's lazy gold, thank you?
Speaker 3: What about mc hammock gold stick with the all right,
Speaker 3: what have you got? Lazy bands?
Speaker 5: There's another hip hop artist on the list. Oh yes,
Speaker 5: walk DMC can't be bothered to run?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, no yeah this walk yeah yeah? Silver?
Speaker 5: Who's that up there?
Speaker 3: Now?
Speaker 5: This this will take a second to get so don't.
Speaker 3: Okay, now, don't don't laugh immediately pants you try and
Speaker 3: rain in all that laughter.
Speaker 5: It's estimating crows. Now. The boss asked them to count
Speaker 5: the crows and they didn't count them. They just estimated.
Speaker 3: I'm graded and you know that deserves that. Come on,
Speaker 3: that's not lazy, that is count. I can't bother to
Speaker 3: count the crows.
Speaker 5: I can't be bothered doing now there's maybe thirty there.
Speaker 3: What's the same with my friend the rapper? Em I
Speaker 3: do it later?
Speaker 5: Who is that at the the concert? They're so lazy
Speaker 5: they have they're falling asleep. It's z Z's the top.
Speaker 3: So obvious prods.
Speaker 5: And it's Mariah. Don't carry that silver?
Speaker 3: But that's.
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Speaker 3: Today's at work time Waster. He gets five hundred dollars
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Speaker 3: The Queen's Coming, Live, Loud and Ready to Rule opens
Speaker 3: up the Comedy Theater, Melbourne on the twenty eighth of April.
Speaker 3: Don't miss out all right today within at seven eleven,
Speaker 3: it's going to become a drive through. You can't move
Speaker 3: a couple of feet to get a slurpee. We're looking
Speaker 3: for lazy bands Passive Attack Silver Plus. It's on my
Speaker 3: Troy Dexys Midnight Strollers. Silver Billy won't idle, He just
Speaker 3: won't sit there. He won't idle. But there's that lazy Yes,
Speaker 3: your idol hight always idle that one? Yeah, yeah idle?
Speaker 3: Oh dear, sorry Phil, I thought that was worthy of
Speaker 3: a silver fleetwood slack, silver deaf sloth, a slow animal,
Speaker 3: the sloth.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but what's the ben death leopard?
Speaker 3: Yeah? No, I tried. You didn't put your name on that.
Speaker 3: I tried to upgrade that jack right, really lethargic Zeppelin
Speaker 3: silk like that one? Sorry, sharpy lazy garga.
Speaker 5: She hasn't hit angels that's better gold Michael.
Speaker 3: Metallic, can't be bothered, Silver Notorious l A Z instead
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Speaker 3: Can I get back to you. That's the same guy
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Speaker 3: counting because I don't know why. Because someone's on a
Speaker 3: counting crows, one like your one, counting crows with a
Speaker 3: calculat and that is funny.
Speaker 5: Estimating crows is funny.
Speaker 3: No, no counting with a calculator. It's cheating. It's lazy gold.
Speaker 3: What don Chris system of a lay down gold? That's good.
Speaker 3: The loose commitments. I don't think you firm anything up.
Speaker 3: Bronze Beddy Van Sleeping instead of Eddie van Haven. There's
Speaker 3: a lot of work has gone into that.
Speaker 5: That's a Franken Star.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Silver Jimmy Eat Takeaway instead of Jimmy World. Gold,
Speaker 3: uh Alie in Pajamas, Bronze Lethargic at the Disco, Silver
Speaker 3: Jimmy Jimmy Jammy Barnes Day Jimmy Jams brons Men won't
Speaker 3: work out when at work anyway, it should have been
Speaker 3: men who don't go to work.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bronze and spinal nap.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Can we keep the five hundred dollars ourselves?
Speaker 5: I guess the only thing I can remember is the
Speaker 5: double metallica entry.
Speaker 19: Lucky man.
Speaker 3: On any normal day, you're getting nothing five hundred dollars?
Speaker 3: Are you kidding me? Dan Brackets again, it's yours well
Speaker 3: done mate, you're lucky man.
Speaker 2: Christian o'connells podcast, Thank.
Speaker 3: You very much for all the offers today of cars.
Speaker 3: When we start today's show, we had no cars. We
Speaker 3: had a tank and Divina, who is the listener. We're
Speaker 3: trying to make it happen on her bucket list. She
Speaker 3: wants to drive over a car with the tank. We
Speaker 3: had the tank almost immediately thanks to you guys. However,
Speaker 3: we had no cars. Now in a situation where we
Speaker 3: have about twelve cars, we have too many cars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we have too many cars. So she's going to crush
Speaker 3: not one but three cars. Yep, we're aiming for three cars.
Speaker 3: So thank you very much for all the offers. We
Speaker 3: are back tomorrow morning. Entire today's show is what's the
Speaker 3: one that you wrote down?
Speaker 5: Ferociously tidy Yeah.
Speaker 3: We're back tomorrow morning. Thanks for all your brilliant stories
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