Speaker 1: Showtime.
Speaker 2: If I want something soft, I'll have a cross off.
Speaker 3: No, I'm not chelly, Sir Michael Jack m about one too,
Speaker 3: one two one too, Amalis Gold, Good morning, Jackie Boy, Morning, guys,
Speaker 3: coome Mining, Pats morning. I see a flurry of activity
Speaker 3: already this morning from you on your phone.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm messed up already, not even an hour into
Speaker 4: the day, and I've already made a big mistake. Overnight.
Speaker 4: Gordon sleeps great. He's eleven months old now and he
Speaker 4: sometimes he'll sleep right through.
Speaker 3: You've done really well getting on top of that. That
Speaker 3: is amazing. That changes your life.
Speaker 4: But even when he sleeps through, you can sort of
Speaker 4: hear him murmur before we go to bed, hearing murmur,
Speaker 4: and in the mornings I can kind of hear him sometimes.
Speaker 3: Be honest with me, right, do you ever do we
Speaker 3: can talk honestly here. Have you ever pretend to be
Speaker 3: asleep when you do hear him?
Speaker 4: I've pretended so many times that now I actually do
Speaker 4: leap through. Will wake up in the morning and say, did.
Speaker 3: You take it till you actually wake it?
Speaker 4: Make it? You can't? Surely you heard him myself? I didn't.
Speaker 3: You must have known Christmast have done that as well.
Speaker 3: So we go. I know you're not ready to sleep.
Speaker 3: What do I do now? I'm stuck in this character?
Speaker 3: He mumble, worse shoes.
Speaker 2: I was lucky because I was on breakfast. He had
Speaker 2: to get up because I had to get up seper
Speaker 2: So I was a fake sleeper.
Speaker 3: Yes, normally the guy it's all happened.
Speaker 4: So I just didn't hear him at all. And just
Speaker 4: before I left the house, I was like, I want
Speaker 4: to make sure he's okay. So I tiptoed into his
Speaker 4: room just to make sure that he was moving.
Speaker 3: God, but the moment you opened that door, and I
Speaker 3: was a banker ketle Trump, I.
Speaker 4: Moved like a cat burgle, honestly a minute each turn.
Speaker 3: You're a big camburgler. You're a big old tabby.
Speaker 4: And I thought I closed the door and got away.
Speaker 3: Fine.
Speaker 4: I saw him like in his bed, but he was
Speaker 4: still asleep. And then Banks texted me as I got here,
Speaker 4: you woke him up this morning.
Speaker 3: Now it's all because it's literally just a millimeter pimberic of.
Speaker 4: Light is like a spotlight to a baby exactly then
Speaker 4: it has gone to fall light. Yeah, there was enough,
Speaker 4: I guess flowing from the kitchen down the hall.
Speaker 3: That he and when does he normally wake up? So
Speaker 3: now there it's like Domino's. Isn't the rest of the day.
Speaker 3: It's just screwed up.
Speaker 4: So he woke up at five point thirty. He usually
Speaker 4: gets to seven am.
Speaker 3: Laughing.
Speaker 4: He'll throw his routine, got a routine early nap, then
Speaker 4: on his midday nap.
Speaker 3: Yep, that's it. You've done it now, Patsy, please share
Speaker 3: with us after this song on this story about you
Speaker 3: being t boned yesterday, old woman.
Speaker 1: Tell you what the Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Patsy, please share with us what happened yesterday? And he
Speaker 3: got dear.
Speaker 2: I had to go to the supermarket after work and
Speaker 2: I just had to get like three things. That was
Speaker 2: it for dinner, Just three things. So I got one
Speaker 2: of the little baskets and the supermarket was really quiet actually,
Speaker 2: and so there wasn't many people in there.
Speaker 3: So I was just like the cinema during the days
Speaker 3: and two places that are very cool with the air
Speaker 3: con and quiet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best time of day to go sort
Speaker 2: of lunchtime because it's you know, school pickup from three
Speaker 2: forget it it's just crazy.
Speaker 3: But the people that are there in the supermarkets during
Speaker 3: the day, the people are are the slowest people because
Speaker 3: it's when the oldies sort of get animated. It's like
Speaker 3: walking dead.
Speaker 4: Like those those old men who go in full suit
Speaker 4: to the supermarket.
Speaker 3: They dress up to go there. Bless them, and it's
Speaker 3: a it's a slow, old sort of carnival procession, isn't it.
Speaker 2: Well, there was an only lady there yesterday at my
Speaker 2: local supermarket, and you know, God bless them, they've got
Speaker 2: all the time in the world.
Speaker 3: I started so genuine two of the old sign anytime
Speaker 3: you're sighing out, and I guess, God, we have to
Speaker 3: say this, God bless them.
Speaker 4: I guess they're allowed at the shops too, but.
Speaker 3: If they have to, they've got all day.
Speaker 2: And I just wanted to get in there and get
Speaker 2: out anyway. This woman she had form, so I had
Speaker 2: three things in my basket. She had a whole trolley full,
Speaker 2: like it was stacked over the top. The grand kids
Speaker 2: must have been coming for a month. It was packed.
Speaker 3: That's ambitious with someone very old, isn't it stocking up
Speaker 3: with all that food?
Speaker 2: Mate? It was so much stuff. Anyway, there was one
Speaker 2: checkout open. I didn't want to go through self checkout
Speaker 2: if I didn't have to, because ultimately it takes you longer.
Speaker 3: It doesn't.
Speaker 4: You don't chick out so easy.
Speaker 2: Always trolley No, oh, you're one of those. I don't
Speaker 2: think you meant to if you've got a full trot
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 4: I do turn my nose up at the pin.
Speaker 3: Trolley in there. It's rare. I got to go, hey,
Speaker 3: come overhead this prom with how many lemons to how
Speaker 3: many lemons?
Speaker 2: No, it always says, are you bagging yourself? Like if
Speaker 2: you brought your own bags.
Speaker 4: Area, then they come over and scan it. They never
Speaker 4: looked to see that what the problem is? They bash
Speaker 4: on the street my one.
Speaker 3: Now you know if you if he goes, I don't
Speaker 3: think you out of that up they play some instant
Speaker 3: video replay of you. No, I didn't wow right now replay.
Speaker 2: Well, I have to always call the lady over so
Speaker 2: much so she knows me by my first name. Her
Speaker 2: name is Hazel, and.
Speaker 3: We should do we should do a phone and about
Speaker 3: who you're on first name basis with you should not
Speaker 3: be onetna?
Speaker 2: Is that it again?
Speaker 4: Too many? Like shaving blades through us yes.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So this this lady, she's got a full trolley.
Speaker 2: I had three things and we exchange. We were headed
Speaker 2: for the same checkout. It was obvious. Anyway, there was
Speaker 2: eye contact, and I gave her a little smile because
Speaker 2: I thought she'd say, you know what, you've only got
Speaker 2: three items.
Speaker 3: She's gonna let you think you're gonna let me in.
Speaker 3: I'm going to be months.
Speaker 2: I do it all the time. I did it to
Speaker 2: trades last week. There was two trades with a slab
Speaker 2: of water. It was the middle of the day. They
Speaker 2: were clearly on their lunch break. I had a whole trial.
Speaker 2: I said, you know what, you guys are clearly on
Speaker 2: your lunch break. You go in. They're like no, and I.
Speaker 3: Said, siss amongst.
Speaker 5: Us unless out there it's being kind and courteous in
Speaker 5: your local community.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I looked at her and she had this steely,
Speaker 2: determined expression on her face. Anyway, all of a sudden,
Speaker 2: she could move quick. This old lady looks were deceiving.
Speaker 3: So she quit like I do a double step, mate.
Speaker 2: She turned her trolley to the side, t boned me
Speaker 2: and shoved in front of me. I thought, oh, that
Speaker 2: is just that's plumb out of order. That is not nice,
Speaker 2: and I won't forget it.
Speaker 3: What should we work forgetting? What does that mean?
Speaker 2: Say her again? Push in front of her at the
Speaker 2: check out.
Speaker 3: And you will see her again because I'm guessing it's
Speaker 3: a little community. Wait, you will see her again.
Speaker 4: You'll see her again because you'll be parked out staking
Speaker 4: out the shopping center for.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time waste extra time. We're looking for your sad movies.
Speaker 3: A scientist as we searched thousands of songs to find
Speaker 3: out which is the saddest one ever? And according to science,
Speaker 3: the saddest song ever is actually this from the verb
Speaker 3: the drugs don't work Now, sirs, don't it just make you?
Speaker 3: But again? Nowaday is a heavy song, an amazing song
Speaker 3: about a but I wouldn't say it's the saddest.
Speaker 4: Soilent science, I imagine a guy in a lab coat
Speaker 4: with a clipboard and just measuring.
Speaker 3: Test to people's test. People said, perhapsly, what do you
Speaker 3: think is the saddest song ever?
Speaker 2: It's always for me, Wendy Matthews The Day You Went Away?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, Yeah, it's a real I don't know
Speaker 3: we have to dig some of that out. Actually, it's
Speaker 3: one of those you know most You'll know this as
Speaker 3: a musical manager. What key are most sad songs in?
Speaker 3: There's a certain key.
Speaker 4: Oh, they're done in a minor key.
Speaker 3: That right now? So what does that mean? Because elicits
Speaker 3: a response straight where before even the lyrics come in,
Speaker 3: I'm already starting to get tearful just at the tune.
Speaker 4: It's in great, great question I actually read talking about science.
Speaker 4: I read a study that people trying to figure out
Speaker 4: whether a minor key something inherent about it was sad
Speaker 4: or over years of civilization, we use that kind of
Speaker 4: key to emote sadness and we learn this.
Speaker 3: You have a response to that vibration. I'm sure before
Speaker 3: even the sad lyrics kicking. What do you think is
Speaker 3: the sadest song ever? What of Green Day done the
Speaker 3: deep anguish with some loud, thrashy nay guitars.
Speaker 4: They actually do have. This isn't what I was going
Speaker 4: to pick, but they They're saddest song is a song
Speaker 4: called Walking Alone and it's about No you'll laugh at this,
Speaker 4: but it is sad. It's about after they got famous
Speaker 4: and sold out to the major labels. They weren't allowed
Speaker 4: to play at the punk club where they started.
Speaker 3: About addiction, all right, Trent doing hurt and they couldn't
Speaker 3: play it some POxy time bar. We can have to
Speaker 3: put all this pain to be our listener's game, suffering
Speaker 3: with our art guys to default, all right. So sad movies,
Speaker 3: this is what we're looking for. Surely one of the
Speaker 3: saddest songs ever is I'll be Missing You Puff Daddy
Speaker 3: of Faith Evans.
Speaker 4: That's the one where they that's to the of the police,
Speaker 4: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Santa song ever? Science backed me up here? All right?
Speaker 3: So sad movies. Mel Gibson's one with Danny Glover Leith
Speaker 3: a Weeping Silver plus no Weddings of four funerals. D
Speaker 3: didn't get hitched Field of Broken creams. If you build it,
Speaker 3: they don't. Mostly they don't come horn. Here's a gold
Speaker 3: Jackie Boy. We've got sad movies.
Speaker 4: You me and eulogy is very sad and the gold
Speaker 4: missus self doubt fire.
Speaker 3: Of that anchorish. That's good silver.
Speaker 4: And when Harry met Sullen, oh sullen.
Speaker 3: Word not to sell put that in your iPhone.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Time waste extra time right now, theo can feel sad movies,
Speaker 3: Jackuity Tomorrow, Let's go. Diary of a Whimpering Kid, Silver,
Speaker 3: Katrina hand Me down to Nabbey?
Speaker 4: Is that sad? Silver?
Speaker 3: Tough like Alistair, No Kentucky Fried Chicken froll Men. I
Speaker 3: love KFC.
Speaker 2: Oh my dad loves it? Does he really weekly? It's
Speaker 2: like he's addicted to it.
Speaker 4: We had and where I used to live, we didn't
Speaker 4: have a great KFC. They just they wouldn't sold the
Speaker 4: chips properly. They made mistakes. The chicken wasn't great. We
Speaker 4: had a neighbor who drive into three suburbs away to
Speaker 4: go to a different case. Superior.
Speaker 3: That is lazy.
Speaker 4: That is a gold.
Speaker 3: Yeah, well done, Male Melancholy Feet Silver, Drive Hi, Miss
Speaker 3: Daisy to the Morgue. Keep it Light, Ash, keep it
Speaker 3: Light Gold, Sappy Gilmore Silver, Sad Boys Gold, The Island
Speaker 3: of Dr Morose Silver instead of despicable Me, despondent Me,
Speaker 3: Bronze Wah Wah Land gold instead of La La Land.
Speaker 3: We'd on Craig, not Gladiator Sadiator Gold, Timple and effectivemash
Speaker 3: and Cry Another Day from Sharpie Gold Brandy Tyne wats
Speaker 3: A eight thirty This morning is Saucy Songs, condiment Songs.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show.
Speaker 3: Podcast time of this week's Naked Out Christian.
Speaker 6: We've got no songs for the whole hour oh Nick
Speaker 6: Nick nig, Nick Nike, nag Naked Our Naked Hour, Ohnck
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Speaker 3: Every Thursday from seven o'clock till eight o'clock. We clear
Speaker 3: all the songs, we let you pick and we give
Speaker 3: you the theme. This week songs were job title in
Speaker 3: Sorry songs with jobs in the title professions Occupations, jobs
Speaker 3: in the song title. On nine four one four one
Speaker 3: oh four three, Let's built a whole hour on the
Speaker 3: show today of amazing songs with chomps in the title Patsy,
Speaker 3: what are you going for? What should we play?
Speaker 2: Tina Turner Private Dancer. I was having a little chat
Speaker 2: so I've got about this last night and I said,
Speaker 2: you know, that's the oldest.
Speaker 3: Profession there is, dancing. I think it's not that.
Speaker 2: No, it goes excuse me, you go.
Speaker 3: It's emotional when because Chris Burts is on and he
Speaker 3: dances with pats for cash yes.
Speaker 2: It's not about a lady of the niche darling. It's
Speaker 2: about a strip tease dancer.
Speaker 4: Okay, I thought it.
Speaker 3: Was there, Chris Semantics. It was a.
Speaker 2: Different job to what it actually is in the song.
Speaker 3: It's a sad song. This though, it's a great song.
Speaker 3: This all right, Jackie boy, what have you got?
Speaker 4: I've gone for a great song by the Killers that
Speaker 4: hadn't heard in years until we recently got the nyal
Speaker 4: of Hot Fuss. Great album and we've been playing at NonStop.
Speaker 4: This is I've Got Soul, but I'm not a soldier.
Speaker 3: That debut album there's there was a track on him.
Speaker 3: It's such a great album. Alright, So songs with jobs
Speaker 3: in the title I've got Beatles job pop facts. First
Speaker 3: Beatles song to get to number one that wasn't about
Speaker 3: love really and this is a job the Gambler Kenny Rogers,
Speaker 3: you got what a song? King Kenny, nineteen seventy six.
Speaker 3: Al right, what have you got? Then? Songs with jobs
Speaker 3: at the title.
Speaker 1: Christian Connells Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: It's going back to the eighties. Patsy Gloria Estefan I
Speaker 3: think it was, and the Miami Sound Machine dr Beat
Speaker 3: that is a killer eighties song. I remember I had
Speaker 3: the viny of it. I think at the beginning of it,
Speaker 3: there's a bit where there's like they're in an emergency
Speaker 3: ward and there's like sound effects and literally it goes.
Speaker 3: It goes Carling, doctor beat, Carling, duckt to beat. Then
Speaker 3: you hear a sign in an emergency, and then the
Speaker 3: bong goes coming. That's when you know that's the Miami
Speaker 3: sound machine. And then Gloria comes in as well. It's
Speaker 3: ahead of time.
Speaker 4: Sadly the patient didn't make it.
Speaker 3: The music was off the hook. It's beautiful, all right.
Speaker 3: Songs of jobs at the title nine four one for
Speaker 3: one oh four three Christian what about Dr Jones?
Speaker 4: Oh please let's play Wow Jane.
Speaker 3: I feel bad. I feel remissed that we didn't mention
Speaker 3: that one earlier move over the Beatles stand aside, George was.
Speaker 4: First number one that doesn't mention love.
Speaker 3: Let's go to Lazette.
Speaker 1: How are you?
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm good, Welcome to the show. And what is
Speaker 3: the song with the job in the title for you?
Speaker 7: Uh, tony dancer?
Speaker 3: Yes you can be a tiny dancer. Great song. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much, have a good day. Thanks you. On
Speaker 3: the show. Good morning to Kim, yep, Kim. They have
Speaker 3: this one, by the way, is justice grubbing Russian Cat?
Speaker 3: Hi Christian, Hey, Hey, good morning Cat, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 3: What's the song with a job in the title? You
Speaker 3: think we should play if.
Speaker 8: I were a carpenter by Swanny.
Speaker 3: And you would you have?
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 3: I don't when songs where they said the word baby,
Speaker 3: but they do it like five parts. That's a great one.
Speaker 3: Thank you very much. Can't have a good day. Sue's
Speaker 3: on the line. Good morning, Sue, Good morning, how are
Speaker 3: you all? We're good, Sue. And what do you think
Speaker 3: we should play this morning? After seven?
Speaker 10: I think you should.
Speaker 7: Play doctor Doctor by Robert Palmer.
Speaker 3: Reaking doctors and surely up there in the most jobs
Speaker 3: and songs, do we do a dtor double a triple blake,
Speaker 3: doctor b. It's a doctor doctor, It's a Dr Jones,
Speaker 3: Maybe it's a Dr Al. This is a great song.
Speaker 3: Nice one, Sue, Thank you very much. Have a good morning.
Speaker 3: And Paul, Paul, what do you think we should play?
Speaker 10: Hey, guys, here I shot the sheriff.
Speaker 3: Shut all right, kid, just coming. You can text us
Speaker 3: on four seventy five three one oh four three Naked
Speaker 3: Hour This morning, coming up to stuff the Patsy's News
Speaker 3: and a whole hour of songs with jobs in the title.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Tax Street Boys Are in Town. Bactually was bringing there
Speaker 3: long away to DNA World Tour to rod Laver Arena
Speaker 3: February the twenty eighth March, the first tickets from Live
Speaker 3: Nation dot com dot au. Jack and I have been
Speaker 3: excited about this for the last three years. It got
Speaker 3: tarvily prepelling with COVID and now it's finally almost here.
Speaker 3: So excited that the March the first one. Next Wednesday night,
Speaker 3: Jack and I going, and you can come to twenty
Speaker 3: four guys would assemble man dragons if you will, and
Speaker 3: we will head to the rod Laver Arena to get
Speaker 3: our Backstreet Boys vibe on taking it back to the nineties.
Speaker 3: You don't remember the actually boys, you will remember the hits.
Speaker 3: So it's our backs Three Boys Boys Night Out. They
Speaker 3: had some hits, do you know? They sold over one
Speaker 3: hundred million albums, biggest selling boy band of all time
Speaker 3: their third album, Millennium in nineteen ninety nine. This is
Speaker 3: one we used to buy albums Actually gone by them?
Speaker 3: Sold twenty four million in one year. Taylor Swift last
Speaker 3: year digital downloads and hard copy sales, biggest selling album
Speaker 3: of last year. Midnights two million.
Speaker 4: Whoos, It's crazy.
Speaker 3: Now how many hours we used to buy compared to them.
Speaker 3: Tailists won the world's Biggest Stars. So Backstree Boys and
Speaker 3: the Boys' Night Out, lots of you want to come
Speaker 3: along twenty four spaces. We're going to go to the pub,
Speaker 3: our local pub here in Richmond, the London seven. Beforehand,
Speaker 3: by the way, produced Tom called me yesterday. Problem with
Speaker 3: the Limos. We did have two limos booked twelve guys
Speaker 3: in each one. Yeah, Limo company of just check their dates.
Speaker 3: They've let us down. It's that annual leave day Audio.
Speaker 4: What it's a Wednesday night?
Speaker 3: What do you mean that Christmas Eve got used to
Speaker 3: coming up? You need a Wednesday night off from Lee?
Speaker 3: That's your annual day off.
Speaker 4: We'll just give us the Limo and I'll drive.
Speaker 3: So we're now in a situation where we do need
Speaker 3: transport to get from the London tavern to get the
Speaker 3: Backstreet Boys Boys Nights Out in style.
Speaker 4: So how many can fit in one limit?
Speaker 3: Well, I think it's only about ten or eleven or twelve.
Speaker 3: So we need what about this there must be with
Speaker 3: our listeners. You remember we had to try and find
Speaker 3: that hard that impossible to find car a couple of
Speaker 3: weeks ago with the billboards another limo. What about if
Speaker 3: we didn't like the wacky races. There's different amazing ways
Speaker 3: to get to rodin Naver. There's a limo. There's a
Speaker 3: horse drong cart and carriage. What beautiful way if you
Speaker 3: know you were night to arrive to deport a horse
Speaker 3: drong carriage.
Speaker 4: We're only going eight hundred exactly, but.
Speaker 3: What a way to travel? Or we all scooter the
Speaker 3: let's get in a dragon formation.
Speaker 4: That's a scooter, because the scooters might go the trial.
Speaker 4: I heard them.
Speaker 3: I love those scooters.
Speaker 4: We heard the trials. Those lime scooters.
Speaker 3: Oh, I think they're amazing, all right. So people are
Speaker 3: desperate to come and join us on our Backstreet Boys
Speaker 3: Boys Nights out.
Speaker 11: Hey, Christian Jack and Pats. It's Aaron here and I
Speaker 11: need to be part of the Backstreet Boys Boys night out. Look,
Speaker 11: I've got to be a bit greedy here and ask
Speaker 11: for four tickets if you can spare them. The reason
Speaker 11: is I went on a Kenticki tour back in twenty nineteen.
Speaker 11: Didn't know anyone. They met three awesome blokes and we
Speaker 11: were known as the Backstreet Boys for the rest of
Speaker 11: the entire tour. Way too long since we last caught up,
Speaker 11: and that last time we did sing a bit of
Speaker 11: Backstreet Boys together. So yeah, mate, get us on the
Speaker 11: tour and you won't regret it. It will be heaps
Speaker 11: and eats for fun. We'll do a bit of a
Speaker 11: dance for you, have a bit of a sing along.
Speaker 4: Let's do it, okay.
Speaker 3: So it's four spots. That's that's a lot of tickets
Speaker 3: taking up straight away. But it's a good story. Aaron
Speaker 3: and his boys, I.
Speaker 4: Like the Kentigie Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 3: Bring him along, all right, Aaron and the crew. You
Speaker 3: can come along too. By the way, it's not a tour,
Speaker 3: he kept saying, come along to our tour. I got
Speaker 3: an email yesterday from a Backsi Boys day out. It's
Speaker 3: not a day out. I must have a spy in
Speaker 3: the afternoon, get our head fake short.
Speaker 4: Or do we become groupies and follow the tour city
Speaker 4: to city.
Speaker 12: That Christian mate, Come on, please let me come to
Speaker 12: the Backstreet Boys concert I was going to get tickets
Speaker 12: for Backstreet Boys twelve months ago and none of my
Speaker 12: mates wanted to go, so I just left it. And
Speaker 12: now you've got this boys' night out that would be
Speaker 12: bloody epic.
Speaker 1: We can get loose.
Speaker 3: Sorry.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: All right, Backstreet Boys Boys Night Out, Come and join
Speaker 3: us next Wednesday Nights twenty four Guys, Me and Jackie
Speaker 3: Boy are taking you out the.
Speaker 6: Back Street Boys back in town.
Speaker 3: Christian thoughts are out of the town.
Speaker 4: Christian O'Connell presents the Backstreet Boys Boys Night count not aged.
Speaker 3: Well, this is it. I've gotta be honest. I accidentally
Speaker 3: played that one.
Speaker 4: I thought it was I actually saw the disappointment.
Speaker 3: Why can't we have under on a radio show just
Speaker 3: two or three seconds?
Speaker 4: Hey, the more I think about it, I think we
Speaker 4: should ride the East scooters from the pub to the.
Speaker 3: Gearney twenty four. So, well, how do we make that
Speaker 3: happen so that no one's left down?
Speaker 4: I think we get Street teamers from the radio station
Speaker 4: to go and spen the day. Yes, why not collect
Speaker 4: them from the sub, bring them to the park.
Speaker 3: Line them up, have a few beers and then get
Speaker 3: on our scooters and scooter our way to the Backstreet Boys.
Speaker 4: The scooters trial ends March thirty first, so maybe we
Speaker 4: won't have the scooters forever.
Speaker 3: That's a shame. I like them, all right. Do you
Speaker 3: want to come into our Backstreet Boys Boys Nights out Leaders? Christian?
Speaker 3: When New Kids on the Block and Backstreet Boys were
Speaker 3: here on their reunion tourn I couldn't get tickets, and
Speaker 3: my wife hasn't spoken to me since. However, we still
Speaker 3: managed to effectively raise our two kids using a combination
Speaker 3: of guttural noises and hand gestures. I'm entering night. You're
Speaker 3: the second half century of my life in March coulories
Speaker 3: before you, and would love nothing more to be serenaded
Speaker 3: by similarly middle aged men singing about our many past
Speaker 3: loves lost. Christian. When my spotified summary tells me that
Speaker 3: I've listened to more Backstreet Boys than anything else, it
Speaker 3: means that I have to come along with you guys
Speaker 3: on Wednesday nights. That's from Lee in Lee.
Speaker 4: But it doesn't really solve the problem with his wife.
Speaker 4: If his wife's mad at him, then he didn't get tickers.
Speaker 4: She's not coming Along's.
Speaker 3: Probably Lee is in all right? So Aaron and his
Speaker 3: Kinky Boys. They're coming because what we're doing. Everyone who
Speaker 3: comes on, we're giving a nickname. Jackie Boy introduced a gang.
Speaker 3: Who have we got so far?
Speaker 4: We've got faces currently working on his thesis. We've got
Speaker 4: available currently divorced. We've got the voice Bobbie, beautiful voice,
Speaker 4: a cappella man.
Speaker 8: Surely just kill.
Speaker 1: We do hang with Christians boys. Tell me why kill?
Speaker 3: Join him with his night up?
Speaker 1: Just gim Dalban missing now.
Speaker 3: All right, so that's Bobby the Boys. Who have we
Speaker 3: got Jackie Boys.
Speaker 4: We've got jack coming over from Perth. He says he
Speaker 4: has no friends in Melbourne.
Speaker 3: We said maybe ten months ago.
Speaker 4: Yeah, his name might be no friends, but his name
Speaker 4: is actually many friends. Gonna have twenty three friends.
Speaker 3: Yeah, still on scooters.
Speaker 4: Liam the Butterflies coming out as a closeted Backstreet Boys fan.
Speaker 4: Chris the Og was the first one two years ago
Speaker 4: when we suggested this. He was the first one to
Speaker 4: get in touch. We've got Glenn Funny Tummy who in
Speaker 4: the two thousand and five Backstreet Boys who have had
Speaker 4: too many Vodkas and got her self confirmed Funny Tummy.
Speaker 4: We got strong Man Damien aka tiny. We've got Aaron
Speaker 4: and the Boys, the Kenticki Boys, and we got Chris
Speaker 4: who is simply called loose Chris.
Speaker 3: They're all that's see what ours is joining them this
Speaker 3: morning on Name four one four one oh four three.
Speaker 10: Matt, Good morning team.
Speaker 3: Okay, Matt, why do you want to come along? Look?
Speaker 10: Well, I've got a bit of a story on it
Speaker 10: that I've I've got a CD single here from when
Speaker 10: back in ninety nine, two and two thousand, I used
Speaker 10: to actually be in a boy band in Melbourne. We
Speaker 10: were called Track five and we.
Speaker 3: Used to Diday.
Speaker 10: Look. I don't even know if Google would go back,
Speaker 10: but look, we used to play regularly on a Friday
Speaker 10: and Saturday night at the Palace nightclub, which used to
Speaker 10: be located next to the Palais Theater before it got
Speaker 10: burnt down mysteriously. It wasn't us, but yeah.
Speaker 11: And we were.
Speaker 3: We were your original songs? So are we doing covers?
Speaker 3: What was what be doing?
Speaker 10: Look? At the nightclub? It was mainly more covers and
Speaker 10: we did do our originals as well, and we even
Speaker 10: went on Radio one stage and did an a cappella
Speaker 10: version of Better Be Home Soon?
Speaker 3: So yeah, no, what was the show what show did
Speaker 3: you go?
Speaker 10: What show?
Speaker 3: Look at?
Speaker 10: It was? It was just a Melbourne based creation, so
Speaker 10: we had to audition for it, and yeah, it was
Speaker 10: one of the well should I say lucky ones they
Speaker 10: got through. And yeah, but time has changed. So we
Speaker 10: used to sell CD singles there and I've still got
Speaker 10: one of the CD singles here which I could probably
Speaker 10: bribe you with. And yeah, that's that's the story of
Speaker 10: Father of Four now and yeah, times have changed.
Speaker 4: I'm looking at the Wikipedia entry for track five they've
Speaker 4: got they have a very short end. You've got to
Speaker 4: you've got to go in and edit this list band
Speaker 4: members Adam Paul and krasule.
Speaker 10: On there oh no, fell down to three. Now if
Speaker 10: you go on the Christian O'Connell page, you'll see a
Speaker 10: picture that I've posted a track five and on the first.
Speaker 3: Page, don't get on. Yes, I'm gonna go on your
Speaker 3: page and so that I was in the band.
Speaker 4: So, Matt, did you leave the band early join the
Speaker 4: band late wine? You listed on.
Speaker 10: I was the Robbie Williams of the band and yeah,
Speaker 10: so yeah, I'm still doing my own music but on
Speaker 10: the side as a hobby.
Speaker 3: But for you, yeah, well, do you know what you're coming?
Speaker 3: And you're nickname? Track five? Come on in track five.
Speaker 1: Well, Christian Connells Show Podcast.
Speaker 3: Looking for your weakest claim to fame about your dad
Speaker 3: on nine four one four one O four three. I
Speaker 3: know we say no claim to fame is two week,
Speaker 3: but Andrew called up just told us that his dad
Speaker 3: had never swore once in his life. Come on, you
Speaker 3: know when I say that, what that really means? Good
Speaker 3: on him, Andrew? O all right, nine four one four
Speaker 3: one o four three. Let's go to Jeff right now,
Speaker 3: Good morning, Jeff.
Speaker 13: How are you Christian?
Speaker 3: I'm good, Jeff, and thanks for cool on the show.
Speaker 3: What is your dad's claim to fame?
Speaker 13: My dad with a drummer in the band, and they
Speaker 13: Hoyd and Lois Newton John and I didn't like a
Speaker 13: survice sector they.
Speaker 3: Find Olivia Newton John. That is some claim to fame.
Speaker 13: Yeah, with the jazz band. And apparently I didn't lord
Speaker 13: the way she sung jazz, so they got wheel her.
Speaker 3: Nobody hear star? Was it? You know? Living in John Jazz?
Speaker 13: No, Well, apparently she couldn't see it properly, so I got.
Speaker 3: With her, right, gotcha? All right? Jeff, thank you, very
Speaker 3: much for your story mate. You have a good day.
Speaker 13: No worries, mate, So you see you, Jeff uh.
Speaker 3: Sam, good morning, good morning.
Speaker 7: Question?
Speaker 3: Good morning Sam? And how old are you Sam?
Speaker 7: Seven years old?
Speaker 3: Seven years old? My gosh, you sound so good on
Speaker 3: the phone. All right, Sam. What is your dad's weakest
Speaker 3: claim to fame?
Speaker 14: My dad's weakest claim to fame is he wants sold
Speaker 14: some cow watched the daisy when he was working an
Speaker 14: auto vine.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, that's a great one, I adabs from I cell.
Speaker 3: So what did he send him? Some car parts?
Speaker 7: Car wash?
Speaker 3: A car wash? So sorry, I have to make you
Speaker 3: yell at me there, Sam, car wash? Oh man on
Speaker 3: the radio. That's a great one. All right, Sam, thank
Speaker 3: you very much and cool, have a good day at school. Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you now, job done. His dad's glaring him, isn't it?
Speaker 3: Thank you? Did you get price? I told you? Asked?
Speaker 3: Flipping back boy ticket call back, Nathan, I'm good, Nathan.
Speaker 3: What is your dad's weakest claim to fame?
Speaker 8: My dad Lucas came to fame. He was back in
Speaker 8: the early seventies. See kick out of his house.
Speaker 3: A lot of people being kicked out. Dad's kicking stuff
Speaker 3: out grumpy old men.
Speaker 10: Basically, I'm making too much noise and they he had
Speaker 10: to start working early.
Speaker 3: In the morning. Okay, have you alture are going to.
Speaker 9: Start working before they started out the Christian O'Connell show podcast,
Speaker 9: Christian of the Team.
Speaker 3: It's Sam's dad, you know, little Sam. We just spoke
Speaker 3: to Yes, this old man, Matt just texted and say
Speaker 3: thank you for chatting to him. Let's put a massive
Speaker 3: smile on his face. You've made his day. That's very polite, Dad, Matt,
Speaker 3: thank you. All right? So what is your dad's weakest
Speaker 3: claim to fame? We started Monday saying we were going
Speaker 3: to try and build the ultimate. Maybe maybe that was
Speaker 3: aiming too high. Maybe she's just gone for family tree.
Speaker 3: It's an ultimate of some sort, ultimate family tree made
Speaker 3: up of various family members weakest claims to fame. So
Speaker 3: we kicked off with the uncles on Monday, aunties on Tuesday,
Speaker 3: then tough one yesterday on the phones were the moms.
Speaker 4: We the lead start to wither.
Speaker 3: On the word. We may need to get the chainsaw
Speaker 3: and chop down the tree. Let's find out though, all right,
Speaker 3: nine four one four one o four three weakest clean
Speaker 3: to fame involving your dad. Uh, Sue, Ane, good morning.
Speaker 7: Good morning Christian and gang.
Speaker 1: How are you.
Speaker 3: We're good, Sue, I knowpe you having a good week
Speaker 3: so far. What can you tell us about your dad?
Speaker 7: Yes, well, we used to live behind Johnny Farnham's parents,
Speaker 7: and Johnny Farnham's brother Stephen threw a cat who lit
Speaker 7: at my brother and cut his hand open.
Speaker 10: Sodad stumped over there and yelled.
Speaker 3: At them, we're sucking the game. Yesterday we had a
Speaker 3: cool involving John Farnham's dogs. This is amazing. You're gonna
Speaker 3: have to rewind just in case people miss this setup
Speaker 3: to this amazing story. So your place used to back onto.
Speaker 7: Yes, diagonally across at the back was Johnny Fannham's parents.
Speaker 7: They had a pool and the duck and everything. And
Speaker 7: he used to go over there with his girlfriend and
Speaker 7: swim in the pool, and he bought his mum and
Speaker 7: Mercedes one year and uh.
Speaker 3: But not another just that one lone duck.
Speaker 7: Yes, And they used to, as I said, live over there,
Speaker 7: and Stephen came around in our street one day and
Speaker 7: threw something in my brother Kats Woodle and cut his
Speaker 7: hand open. So Dad went over there and yelled at.
Speaker 3: Them what we yelled at Phansie's dad.
Speaker 7: Or at the parents and at Stephen.
Speaker 3: This not only is his story physically involved a property diagonal,
Speaker 3: this story is diagonal itself. Think about this as at
Speaker 3: an angle. I love the sewer. It's a great story.
Speaker 3: Thank you very.
Speaker 7: Much, pleasures for sharing. Have a great day, guys.
Speaker 3: All right, and you mel Mel, Yes, yes, week is
Speaker 3: claim to Hello. Week is claimifying involving your dad.
Speaker 15: Okay, So when my dad was eight his name is Yan,
Speaker 15: he played in a chess tournament and he ended up
Speaker 15: beating the person who became a chess champion of the world,
Speaker 15: and he refused to ever play him again because he
Speaker 15: knew he was great. And he said, one day, I
Speaker 15: want to be able to brag that I've beaten the
Speaker 15: greatest chess player in the world.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is some story. You don't happen to know
Speaker 3: who this sort of future world champion was.
Speaker 15: I think he said the name once and we all
Speaker 15: said yeah, right, So we didn't look it up. But
Speaker 15: it was just a bit of the legend in our
Speaker 15: family that he once beat the greatest chess champion in
Speaker 15: the world.
Speaker 3: When he was eight and so the future world champion.
Speaker 3: He was a young kid as well.
Speaker 15: Yes, he was in a chess club.
Speaker 3: Gotcha. Who was it? Do you think it was like
Speaker 3: Gary one of the Russias, like Gary Kasparov or we all.
Speaker 15: Thought so, but he sadly he's not alive anymore, so
Speaker 15: he can't check the fact check that, but it's something
Speaker 15: that he always thought was pretty good. He had a
Speaker 15: little trophy as well, which I ended up getting, which
Speaker 15: is pretty special.
Speaker 3: So yeah, Jack's gone quiet. I know you're a big
Speaker 3: chess fan. Who do you think it might be? Who's
Speaker 3: a goat?
Speaker 4: I guess that Kasparov is all like I really think
Speaker 4: of it in terms of world.
Speaker 3: Chair that and IBM blue that's I run out of it,
Speaker 3: which was a computer.
Speaker 4: Magnus Carlson is the kind of you mind was the
Speaker 4: world's strongest man.
Speaker 15: He did grow up in Denmark, so also it was
Speaker 15: probably a European champion is.
Speaker 4: From Norway, but he was going to be he would
Speaker 4: be in his.
Speaker 10: Thirties now, so definitely.
Speaker 8: No.
Speaker 3: All right, mal that is a great one though. Thank
Speaker 3: you very much for giving us a call. No worry,
Speaker 3: thank you, Lisa, Good morning.
Speaker 8: Good morning, Christian and team Hey, guing so.
Speaker 3: Weak is claim to fame evolving your dad?
Speaker 8: So my dad's week is claim to fame. My dad
Speaker 8: Frank was one of the plumbers or the dunny Men
Speaker 8: that the movie Kenny was based on.
Speaker 3: This is huge. That is a legendary Aussie movie with
Speaker 3: Shane Jacobson. How did this all come to be?
Speaker 8: So Shane didn't know my dad, but I did calisthenics
Speaker 8: and knew his mum through calisthenics and we got talking
Speaker 8: one day and she mentioned about a short film he
Speaker 8: had done and we sort of got them in connection
Speaker 8: and yeah, they flew my dad down and got some
Speaker 8: of his stories and a lot of those stories are
Speaker 8: in the movie this is.
Speaker 4: He was a portally consultant for the film. Is amazing.
Speaker 4: That is amazing.
Speaker 3: This is the best song we've had a week.
Speaker 8: Yes, so it wasn't so cool as a teenage girl
Speaker 8: being driven to high school with a Johnny on the back.
Speaker 3: I can imagine, I can imagine. But that is amazing.
Speaker 8: Yes, to fame, it's a.
Speaker 3: Great plane to fame. The other thing as well as
Speaker 3: the phrase calistenetics as well, that is from like is
Speaker 3: it was it the nineties? That was like the big
Speaker 3: thing that tibo.
Speaker 8: Yeah, kalisnic in Australia is actually different. It's a form
Speaker 8: of dancing. In America, it's more like fitness and stuff
Speaker 8: like that and more your strength. But in Australia it's
Speaker 8: more dancing.
Speaker 3: What is an amazing story about your dad? Thank you
Speaker 3: very you saved the ultimate family tree with your golden story.
Speaker 3: It's a great one and thank you very much. Do
Speaker 3: we leave the tree as it is now okay? Or
Speaker 3: are we moving on tomorrow to another branch?
Speaker 4: I think cousins has to get a go.
Speaker 3: Cousins your weakest claim to fame of owing cousins tomorrow.
Speaker 1: On the show The Christian O'Connell Show podcast.
Speaker 3: Jack's moved into a new neighborhood and he's found a
Speaker 3: new local character, a kind of nosy noisy neighbor.
Speaker 4: Not a kind of noisy neighbor, the noisiest of the name.
Speaker 4: We have a bagpiper who practices outdoors.
Speaker 3: Wow. And when at least he's taking it outdoors.
Speaker 4: To keep it indoors, keep it contained.
Speaker 3: But surely with his indoors it's even loud. He's thinking
Speaker 3: of his neighbors, So what does he go to and oval.
Speaker 4: It sounds so loud that at first Bianka thought he
Speaker 4: was next door. I said, no, the pipes. The pipes
Speaker 4: are so annoying. They travel, they travel really far. I
Speaker 4: think we think he's in the park, but we've never
Speaker 4: seen him.
Speaker 3: Are you need to follow the sounds like the pied
Speaker 3: pipe we see where he is.
Speaker 4: We tried. Bianca suggested that he might be in a tree, because.
Speaker 3: We want to see a tree.
Speaker 4: We couldn't see him anywhere, but we know the sound
Speaker 4: is coming from the park.
Speaker 3: How often is it's not a beautiful your baby's trying
Speaker 3: to sleep during the day.
Speaker 4: It's not like is it a very unique taste of
Speaker 4: a sound. I think you really are putting your foot
Speaker 4: down in the suburb and saying, like the noise of
Speaker 4: the suburbs practicing, there's.
Speaker 3: No getting away from it. Like I guess if you're
Speaker 3: practicing your drums or something. It's a couple of houses.
Speaker 3: You can hear that the bag pipes is everywhere.
Speaker 4: Well, you just reminded me I came from I left Coburg,
Speaker 4: where I had that drumming teenager. You would wait until
Speaker 4: after day. I got away from him, and now I'm sitting.
Speaker 3: With the bag What time of the day is he
Speaker 3: crank yesterday it was mid day, that big old wingze box,
Speaker 3: especially because it takes a while to sort of get
Speaker 3: it kind.
Speaker 4: With bagpipes? Can you not practice at half volume or
Speaker 4: lesser volume?
Speaker 2: You have to he hasn't got a volume switch on.
Speaker 3: No, you're right headphones.
Speaker 4: How did you do like a half blow?
Speaker 2: Like you can just do the chanter, which is like
Speaker 2: the record a bit of it and take the bag
Speaker 2: I forgot.
Speaker 3: We've got expert on the of course.
Speaker 2: Of course I did learn the bagpipes.
Speaker 3: It must It looks very hard to learn.
Speaker 4: Impossible instant to try you play the bagpipe.
Speaker 2: I didn't get very far. I did two lessons in Quinn.
Speaker 3: So how many times a week is he cranking up
Speaker 3: the old bag?
Speaker 4: I've heard him three times in the last two weeks.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. He loves the weekends.
Speaker 3: Come the weekend, kill the pipes and he's out. How
Speaker 3: long is he out there practicing Saturday?
Speaker 4: Four hours? No way, it is constant. I thought it
Speaker 4: might be a CD Jerry Springsteen.
Speaker 3: In the EA Street Band, who requires four hours of bagpipe?
Speaker 4: He's on his own. Yesterday was an hour for lunch,
Speaker 4: but on the weekends, he just goes.
Speaker 3: Where do you think you could go and practice that
Speaker 3: where no one could hear you? Are the aquarium underwater? Rio?
Speaker 3: Who have you got? Then?
Speaker 16: I live next door to an experimental and this is
Speaker 16: what he's described himself to us as the sound artist.
Speaker 16: So he's just he makes like experimental scores from like
Speaker 16: weird Niche.
Speaker 3: Headphones into the keyboard. It's so this is from Rio's bedroom.
Speaker 3: That's awful. This is like some awful kind of escape room.
Speaker 4: How long will this go?
Speaker 3: As the room? That is too much? What's this being
Speaker 3: scored to as well? Saw nine?
Speaker 4: That's hard to be I think I'll actually take the
Speaker 4: bagpipes over that.
Speaker 3: Maybe they should join up together. What from the day
Speaker 3: is he cranking up? That?
Speaker 16: He normally does it around six pm after he gets
Speaker 16: home from school, but he can go deep into the night.
Speaker 4: Normally cuts off about ten.
Speaker 3: You ever had a noisy neighbor?
Speaker 2: Pats just when he puts his bin out at eleven
Speaker 2: o'clock everything it's Thursday, He'll do it tonight. I'll sit
Speaker 2: my clock onto it. He'll put his beIN out at eleven,
Speaker 2: make real up a mild dropping his wine bottle it's.
Speaker 3: All right if you.
Speaker 1: Had a noisy neighbor The Christian O'Connell show.
Speaker 3: Podcast, Christian, I have a noisy neighbor, and I have
Speaker 3: been the noisy labor one apartment on my floor. Some
Speaker 3: guy in there practice at the tuba.
Speaker 4: A big old base, the tuber.
Speaker 3: It's such a guttural sound, isn't it the tuba? How
Speaker 3: would we make the sound of a tuber? Is that?
Speaker 3: Is that that big? Imagine that practicing that you can
Speaker 3: hear all the way down the hallway. Then I was
Speaker 3: a noisy one, Christian. I left the window open and
Speaker 3: a blind was knocking against it. I got a phone
Speaker 3: call through the landlord. A neighborhood called my neighb would
Speaker 3: called the landlord because the blinds was knocking against the
Speaker 3: window frame and disturbing a neighbor next door.
Speaker 4: And you got cuba guy down the hall. I would
Speaker 4: love it was the tuba guy who put in nick complaint.
Speaker 3: Question. I know Jack said about this guy. Now the
Speaker 3: pipe mister piper in the park. If you're in Brunswick,
Speaker 3: there is a piper who practices at least three times
Speaker 3: a week in Clifton Park uses the stage there, which
Speaker 3: is like a music bowl, So it traveled, Christian, trust
Speaker 3: me tell Jack outside. It is better than practicing indoors.
Speaker 3: My dad used to have badpipes, used to practice in
Speaker 3: the garage. The noise was even worse in there, all right,
Speaker 3: nine four one four one oh four three Nicole, good morning.
Speaker 13: Good morning, Christian, Pat and Jack. My neighbor is now
Speaker 13: known as mister commodore Redhead.
Speaker 3: Oh no, what time did you start riving up the
Speaker 3: old beast?
Speaker 14: Well, my partner and I look at each other and
Speaker 14: go here we go.
Speaker 15: And it usually.
Speaker 14: Starts around ten, go to eleven thirty on a weekday, and.
Speaker 8: Then he starts, and then the owner across the road,
Speaker 8: he's got another commodore.
Speaker 15: He starts, so they closely in a.
Speaker 3: Band together jam rev jams. They get it on.
Speaker 15: And I moved to the country.
Speaker 14: I moved to regional Victoria for peace and quiet, and
Speaker 14: and quiet.
Speaker 3: I can assure you just escape mister Redhead and his commodorees.
Speaker 14: Well, no, mister Redhead moved in a year and a
Speaker 14: half ago.
Speaker 13: So no, it didn't happen.
Speaker 3: Oh that's awful, Nicole, thank you very much for giving
Speaker 3: us a cool have a good day. Let's go to NICKI, Hello,
Speaker 3: Hello Nicky. So who have you got? Who is your
Speaker 3: noisy neighbor?
Speaker 14: Well, I know that this doesn't necessarily sound like it's
Speaker 14: going to be a true story, but it really is.
Speaker 14: I genuinely promise. We have got a gentleman. We live
Speaker 14: in an apartment, and we've got a gentleman that lives
Speaker 14: across the way. And he is the loudest person I've
Speaker 14: ever heard past wind. He lives alone, and sometimes we
Speaker 14: can be in our apartment we can hear him, and
Speaker 14: then he does a little giggle afterwards.
Speaker 3: I am.
Speaker 14: I am dead set serious. My daughter and I have
Speaker 14: taken to calling him mister gassy. I don't know if
Speaker 14: he knows we know, but when we see him in
Speaker 14: the streets or in the common area, he's very sheepish.
Speaker 3: He knows, he must know.
Speaker 14: It is the loudest. I hate the F words, so
Speaker 14: I won't use that, but he is the loudest person
Speaker 14: passing Wind. I don't know what his diet contains.
Speaker 3: It must be there's that much that noisy apartment.
Speaker 14: These walls are solid.
Speaker 3: Oh it's not a new one of those flimsy ones.
Speaker 14: No, no, no, no, old school built in the like
Speaker 14: thirties forties.
Speaker 3: Sold solid wolves.
Speaker 7: Yep.
Speaker 14: And it's not a shared corridor. It's actually I've got
Speaker 14: a door. There's like a Paris and then he's placed
Speaker 14: it is so interested and then.
Speaker 3: He has oh one of those sort of real sort
Speaker 3: of rippers.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 14: Yeah, he really gets into it, leaning into it. Yep,
Speaker 14: oh big time because he thinks he's alone. And there's
Speaker 14: a little giggle, I don't know, giggle. My daughter and
Speaker 14: I had to stifle our giggle because it's just like
Speaker 14: if he hears up back, then that's even worse. Yeah,
Speaker 14: mister gassy.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell show podcast.
Speaker 3: Christian, we used to be the noisy neighbor. My son
Speaker 3: was doing a Bachelor of Music and he was a drummer.
Speaker 3: Nothing like him, practicing Black Sabbath over and over in
Speaker 3: suburbia to get the neighbors up and about. Christian noisy neighbors.
Speaker 3: My neighbor uses an electric leaf blower three times a
Speaker 3: day for at least forty minutes each time. What is
Speaker 3: he blowing?
Speaker 4: Yes, leaves don't even forall that fast.
Speaker 3: All right, today it is Australian condiment day.
Speaker 4: Yum.
Speaker 3: What's your favorite?
Speaker 4: I like barbecue sauce at the moment.
Speaker 3: Have you got a particularly when you go to Baby
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Speaker 2: No, no, I think I agree with Jack. Actually I
Speaker 2: love that when you do a slow cook on there,
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Speaker 3: Just a quick answer was up to I don't know
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Speaker 3: he's getting under too much.
Speaker 4: He's overexposed exactly with you, brand ed Shearon.
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Speaker 3: What have you got? Condiment songs?
Speaker 4: Dips don't lie?
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Speaker 11: Oh?
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Speaker 4: Elvis is uh I'm not sure if he wants to
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Speaker 3: No, yeah, he's unsure. Suspicious hinds Gold plus your best
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Speaker 9: The Christian O'Connell Show podcast Tomorrow shows.
Speaker 3: Yes, the Ultimate Family Dream may or may not be
Speaker 3: going tomorrow show. We'll see. Let's revisit in the morning.
Speaker 3: Let's not make any fun plans at the moment. Penslet
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Speaker 3: audio Harry stars as well?
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're going Saturday night. I can't wait.
Speaker 3: I was going with two daughters.
Speaker 4: What happened?
Speaker 3: I'm now going alone?
Speaker 13: Oh?
Speaker 3: Why they're not? Buny we got I'll be that guy well,
Speaker 3: eldest daughter is now at university. A couple of days
Speaker 3: into oh week has has gone. See how I've got
Speaker 3: better things to do. My youngest daughter is going with
Speaker 3: her mate, so I just presume one of the three
Speaker 3: of us could go together. She's obviously sixteen. She showed
Speaker 3: me the hand. I'm now sitting alone, forty nine, almost
Speaker 3: fifty alone at a Harry Stars gig, screaming to Watermelon Sugar.
Speaker 4: I don't even know that I let you.
Speaker 3: We just wait there. When we find someone else, you
Speaker 3: can take him in. Is he on a lit Why?
Speaker 3: What do you mean there's no one here with you?
Speaker 3: You come alone on a Friday night, sir?
Speaker 4: What good luck?
Speaker 13: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, no, no, not with hair, with all the fellow
Speaker 3: Harry
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