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Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Sam, let's look to

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Speaker 1: the teachings of the world's first asparamancer. Do you know

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Speaker 1: what that is? An asparamancer is someone who's able to

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Speaker 1: see the future by throwing asparagus into the air, seeing

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Speaker 1: where the asparagus lands, and reading the results like tea

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Speaker 1: leaf reading right. So, she says that it's been written

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Speaker 1: in the spears that Harry and Meghan would step back

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Speaker 1: from the royal family after she saw that when she

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Speaker 1: read the spears, she says, this is a quote from her.

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Speaker 1: When I cast the asparagus, it creates patterns, and the

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Speaker 1: patterns I interpret, and she says that she knew that

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Speaker 1: Harry and Meghan would step back. This is a quote.

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Speaker 1: I'm usually about seventy five to ninety percent accurate in

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Speaker 1: my predictions. I go through my predictions each year. I think, Yep,

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Speaker 1: that happened, could happen. One question eticism in advanced is

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Speaker 1: it tinder sparagus or asparagus? Its fresh asparagus. Tinder would

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Speaker 1: be too messy, everywhere awful. Some of don't know know who.

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Speaker 1: Previous prophecies they're very highly specific. Would you like to

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Speaker 1: know them? Yes, she claimed that she was able to

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Speaker 1: predict Brexit, the English, that England would win the Cricket

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Speaker 1: World Cup, that Theresa may be pushed out as Prime Minister.

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Speaker 1: When asked about what's going to be happening next year

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Speaker 1: like this year twenty twenty, she said, ready for the

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Speaker 1: specific nature of this. There'll be a shakeup of major

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Speaker 1: political parties. Sports and sporting personalities will be embroiled in

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Speaker 1: scandals this year. Concerns about global warming will take center stage.

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Speaker 1: She didn't disclose any lottery numbers or any Super Bowl

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Speaker 1: predictions or anything. But you know what I do know

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Speaker 1: is one thing the asparamancer knows. No matter how the

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Speaker 1: asparagus spears, Land, asparagus will always make you easema or otherwise. Yes,

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Speaker 1: joins the and Amanda Morning