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Speaker 1: Podcasting.

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Speaker 2: Now give us a call right now.

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Speaker 3: If you've got a really impractical phobia, oh so, like

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Speaker 3: it makes life really difficult for you.

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Speaker 1: So not so.

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Speaker 2: For example, I've got.

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Speaker 4: A feerest blighters, not that impractical, but when I go camping,

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Speaker 4: I have a double cheat the second bag.

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Speaker 3: But apart from that, if you had a phobia of microphones,

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Speaker 3: that would be a nightmare for you, because you're a

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Speaker 3: radio host. Yeah, my sister has an incredibly impractical phobia.

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Speaker 3: So I went for a brisk walk with her on Sunday.

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Speaker 2: Did you wear titlet?

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Speaker 4: Did you wear leggings like tights?

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Speaker 2: Three quarters?

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Speaker 3: Baby? Three quarters? But let's get past my tie if

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Speaker 3: we can. So I'm going for a walk with her

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Speaker 3: and she says a need to go to the bathroom,

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Speaker 3: and I was like, yeah, yeah, no worries. Yeah, there's

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Speaker 3: a public toilet just there. Anyway, she goes to the tour. Now,

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Speaker 3: at this stage of the story, it's important to mention

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Speaker 3: that she has a phobia of the toilet door, specifically

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Speaker 3: the toilet door being locked.

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Speaker 2: Yes, I think you've told me this before.

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Speaker 4: Because she has to get her mates at clubs and

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Speaker 4: stuff to stand at the front of the toilet.

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Speaker 3: Stand at the door, that's it. So she walks out

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Speaker 3: of his public tour and unfortunately this is one of

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Speaker 3: those robotties.

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Speaker 4: She can't lock it, so she just closed it with

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Speaker 4: her hand.

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Speaker 3: Yes, okay, and then she tries to hold it but

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Speaker 3: it can't be locked. If it's locked, she gets really scared.

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Speaker 4: Like she's got long arms on eh yeah, yeah, yeah,

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Speaker 4: that is handy.

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Speaker 3: Anyway, this was one of those robotic public toilets where

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Speaker 3: it forcibly locks, so you can't close the door without

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Speaker 3: it automatically locking. So in the middle of a public

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Speaker 3: park with me standing watch door open, she had to

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Speaker 3: go toosies.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, that is and I just had to

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Speaker 2: be telling people, no, sorry, can you just stop. We've

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Speaker 2: got someone.

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Speaker 5: God, Oh my god. That is Ranquity her life. That's

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Speaker 5: her life. Like she can't go on aeroplanes and go

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Speaker 5: to the toilet because she's too scared to close the

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Speaker 5: door genuinely, genuinely, and.

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Speaker 2: She can't go on an aeroplane at all, or does

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Speaker 2: she just can't go to the toilet.

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Speaker 4: Yeah no, but I mean if she does go to

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Speaker 4: the toilet and airplanes just tell the stewarders, hey can you,

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Speaker 4: I can't lock the door. Yeah, oh my god.

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Speaker 2: So you can imagine how difficult her life is, like

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Speaker 2: incredibly impractical. You know why do you know why there.

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Speaker 3: Was no incident I talked to her about and she goes,

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Speaker 3: I know it's stupid. Yeah, but she said, if I'm

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Speaker 3: in a if I'm in a toilet and the door

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Speaker 3: is locked, I feel like I'm going to die. What

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Speaker 3: that She has an anxiety attack. She feels like she'll die,

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Speaker 3: and she just freaks effectively. So if you think you

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Speaker 3: can beat that thirteen one oh sixty five, we are

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Speaker 3: talking in practical phobias. I don't think my sister quite

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Speaker 3: beats A call we had once will I forget what

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Speaker 3: the guy's name was, but he had a zay Zaane

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Speaker 3: had a phobia so bad and I'm sorry this is

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Speaker 3: toilet related again, but he had a phobia so bad

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Speaker 3: that he actually had to take a bucket with him

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Speaker 3: to the toilet every single time he went because it

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Speaker 3: would make him vomit.

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Speaker 6: I used to go to the toilet with a bucket

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Speaker 6: because I didn't want to.

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Speaker 5: Smell on my own crabs.

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Speaker 4: Did you hang a bucket next to your school bag

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Speaker 4: on the peg?

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Speaker 2: Just engaging you needed to go to the toilet?

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Speaker 6: No, I never needed to go then I never went up.

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Speaker 3: Can you imagine that the battle that Zane would go

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Speaker 3: through just trying to hold it in? True, you'd be

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Speaker 3: good at it, wouldn't you. A lot of training doesn't

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Speaker 3: for five years asking you guys if you've got a

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Speaker 3: really impractical phobia. My sister isn't able to go to

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Speaker 3: the toilet if the door's locked. She can't be in

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Speaker 3: the space in the toilet if the door is locked.

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Speaker 3: So she was at one of those automatic locking toilets

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Speaker 3: on the weekend, couldn't close the door, so I had

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Speaker 3: to keep watch while she was doing twosies in the.

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Speaker 4: Public How far awayway from the door? Four to five meters? Yeah,

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Speaker 4: I don't want a big radius around a toilet, man.

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Speaker 2: I don't want to be anywhere near well, obviously.

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Speaker 4: But like you know, manage everyone else's expectations because that

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Speaker 4: means the people can get a look at her from angles.

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Speaker 2: How is she working that people got to look? Oh,

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Speaker 2: it's collateral, Will it's collateral. You don't deserve that.

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Speaker 4: When you're in the park, you don't deserve that you

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Speaker 4: go there a bit of serenity.

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Speaker 2: But you're doing COVID nineteen going out there to chill out.

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Speaker 2: She doesn't mean a bit of space. It's a phobia.

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Speaker 2: No one deserves that.

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Speaker 3: She's listening. Sorry about this. Let's go to Julie. Julie,

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Speaker 3: your friend has an impractical phobia.

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Speaker 7: Yeah, hi, god, she does. Were used to actually work

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Speaker 7: together in a hairdressing so long and she had massive

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Speaker 7: issues about using any other toilet. Sorry to be back

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Speaker 7: on the toilet thing, any other toilet than her own toilet.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, yet fairly.

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Speaker 7: Fairly close to work, thankfully with her home. But she

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Speaker 7: would get us to occupy the clients because she go

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Speaker 7: to the bus, she would walk home to go to

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Speaker 7: the bathroom, come back. If we were out in a bar. Again,

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Speaker 7: it was like we couldn't go too far from where

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Speaker 7: she lived in case she needed to go to do

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Speaker 7: And I have to say it was more than number

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Speaker 7: two than the number one, but it was a constant,

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Speaker 7: constant issue.

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Speaker 6: This went on for years and years.

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Speaker 2: Wow, Julie, So for thanks the call half life. We're

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Speaker 2: mapping that out. But how do you go over seas?

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Speaker 3: She wouldn't, or you take your toilet with you, you know,

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Speaker 3: Prince Charles does that. Prince Charles takes he packs a

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Speaker 3: toilet that is a true story, and then his people

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Speaker 3: have to assemble it at every place he stays true story.

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Speaker 4: I don't believe you.

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Speaker 2: Look it up. Look it up, Prince Charles toilet Google search.

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Speaker 2: You talked to Wayne, I'll talk to Wayne. Wayne. O.

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Speaker 2: What's your own practical phobia? Mate?

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Speaker 6: Mine is boats with Ruth, Boats with.

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Speaker 2: Ruth talking about Wayne? What is it that gets you there?

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Speaker 6: Mate?

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Speaker 4: Please?

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Speaker 5: Please?

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Speaker 7: Well?

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Speaker 6: I could go on any covering over your head. Soon

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Speaker 6: as I go in a boat with covering over my head,

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Speaker 6: I have a panic attack.

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Speaker 1: Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Right, was there a moment Wayne that you had a

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Speaker 3: scary moment with a boat with a roof or something?

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Speaker 6: Now the early stuck. Remember I was at the Canberra

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Speaker 6: War Memorial. I went inside the submarine that was there

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Speaker 6: and had a panic attack.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, bloody hell. Can't go on a submarine it's got

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Speaker 2: a roof. Thanks for the gol, Wayne. That would be

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Speaker 2: incredibly difficult even a fairy. Wayne couldn't catch a fairy. Well,

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Speaker 2: he could stand on the top deck. Sorry, can we

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Speaker 2: get Wayne again?

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Speaker 3: If you can stand on the top deck of a

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Speaker 3: ferry it's got a roof. But is that okay?

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Speaker 6: Like you're up there? Yeah, I have to move quickly

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Speaker 6: from the bottom to.

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Speaker 2: The tough FLAMEE have to move quickly.

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Speaker 3: Quickly.

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Speaker 4: That is bogus about Prince Charles. He once carried somebody

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Speaker 4: once said that he took his own toilet seat to

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Speaker 4: a place in northeast England. But apparently the rest of

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Speaker 4: it is.

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Speaker 2: Not true. Let the truth get Natalie.

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Speaker 4: Well, you told me to look it up, mate, That's

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Speaker 4: exactly what you asked me.

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Speaker 2: Natalie, you've got a new practical phobia.

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Speaker 6: Yes, sure, do balloons or just in general?

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Speaker 1: Why do you know why when I was I'm assuming

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Speaker 1: this is why.

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Speaker 7: When I was little, my little cousin's to pin me.

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Speaker 1: Oh my older cousin used to put me down and

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Speaker 1: pop balloons in my face.

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Speaker 2: It's pretty yeah, sorry, Natal, you've got Yeah.

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Speaker 7: I was going to say so, like I've got two kids,

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Speaker 7: and when I got a kid's birthday party to take them,

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Speaker 7: I freak out.

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Speaker 2: So you have to drop them and run like Wayne before.

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Speaker 2: Is that what happens?

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Speaker 1: And if they bring if they bring balloons in the car,

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Speaker 1: I literally open all the windows in hope that they

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Speaker 1: will fly out.

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Speaker 2: In hope they just grab them and take them out

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Speaker 2: of there and take control. Take control of your own car.

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Speaker 2: No kids, no balloons in there. Just put the window

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Speaker 2: down and pray that they fly out.

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Speaker 3: Kids, alloways, This is your sister in law's phobia.

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Speaker 1: Yes, she's afraid of doors.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, similar, my sister. Similar my sister. So how does

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Speaker 2: she approach buildings like doors in general?

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Speaker 1: So either you've got to open the door for her

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Speaker 1: fully so she can't actually see the door.

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Speaker 2: See it, not that she can't touch it, so she

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Speaker 2: can't see it. She can't see a door, she.

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Speaker 1: Can't see a door, or like if you go through

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Speaker 1: those toilets that kind of have those two door systems,

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Speaker 1: you've got to fully make sure that they're fully like landers,

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Speaker 1: open both of them, and she can't has a clear

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Speaker 1: way of getting in and getting out at all times?

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Speaker 2: Eloise, What what does she do with her house?

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Speaker 1: All the doors are always open and everyone always escorts

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Speaker 1: her out and everything like that. Yeah, every door is

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Speaker 1: always open.

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Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, what's her address?

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Speaker 1: Eloise, I'm not able to give you.

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Speaker 2: That's a good idea. See what you're hearing. Find us

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Speaker 2: on Instagram and Facebook search willyn Woody,