Speaker 1: Imagine, if you will, that you are in a place
Speaker 1: of great beauty. Some teenage boys walk past you, they
Speaker 1: yell out, hey, bitch tits. The world you see is
Speaker 1: a place of paradox of beauty and cruelty. It will
Speaker 1: cut you off with the knees, then gift you a
Speaker 1: pair of easies. And that, my friends, is why you
Speaker 1: always always need a buck up, back up bad.
Speaker 2: Kayline Brook doing the Dinosaur. I thought that was like
Speaker 2: an Egyptian Oh I was doing that. Everybody on the floor.
Speaker 2: I mean, no, no, that song? Who did that? But
Speaker 2: the tin lids? You're on the wrong mic. This is
Speaker 2: what happened.
Speaker 1: Say when we sat down there we go which mike
Speaker 1: should I use? And Valvo said, you'll find out.
Speaker 2: I don't know, we ever know.
Speaker 1: There's too many mics that that came over before.
Speaker 2: Doing her job.
Speaker 1: Who is that? Oh my god, it's Sasa French, the
Speaker 1: world's greatest producer. And that would mean that you are
Speaker 1: Nate Valfou.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you so much, Kate Lane broke, and I'm
Speaker 2: Kate Lane that you.
Speaker 1: Are and we are the buck up And I tell
Speaker 1: you what you sorely need so much.
Speaker 2: I did happen think that you needed a none of
Speaker 2: it good putting on your lipstick that you've got in Japan,
Speaker 2: talking like an eight year old girl, apparently, saying it
Speaker 2: changes color.
Speaker 1: It changes color, it goes on clear. But it got
Speaker 1: me at the cherry blossom flavor. Love that, And then
Speaker 1: Sash accused me of being an eight year old girl.
Speaker 2: That lipstick does remind me of hypercolor T shirts.
Speaker 1: Don't you love it? Your hypercolor T shirt's terrible because
Speaker 1: of the changing of color underneath your pit. Yeah, in
Speaker 1: all the places and.
Speaker 2: Women got a little sweat line under the booby. It
Speaker 2: was this one line of color.
Speaker 1: Just it was a disagre. You're right, look iod like one.
Speaker 2: But listen to the ninety ninety sixty T shirt designs
Speaker 2: were terrible.
Speaker 1: Don't you love something when it's written in Japlish or
Speaker 1: Chinglish or whatever, right spanglish exactly? The lip arm with
Speaker 1: the greedy cherry perfume is a true natural color developer.
Speaker 2: Greedy cherry. I like that it sounds sexual. Does it's
Speaker 2: a maybe?
Speaker 1: Not go home and tell my husband, Actually, do you
Speaker 1: like my greedy cherry?
Speaker 2: Say what you want about Katelaine Brook, but her cherry
Speaker 2: is Yeah.
Speaker 1: They reacted. The pigments react to the pH of my lips.
Speaker 2: I've always said that about you.
Speaker 1: Anyway, We're very happy to be here. Why are we
Speaker 1: so uncharacteristically low? And why do we need it?
Speaker 2: The last week has been up and down, and we
Speaker 2: had such a high only a week ago at the
Speaker 2: live show.
Speaker 1: With our beautiful buckwits.
Speaker 2: It's not weird seeing that many of them together in
Speaker 2: the wild. Yes, very nice people, and that was we all.
Speaker 1: Loved each other because straight away we know something about
Speaker 1: each other. It might not be good, but and we
Speaker 1: love our own.
Speaker 2: They brought you pineapples, yes, so many.
Speaker 1: Apples, and one of them and I can't remember the
Speaker 1: name of the girl who brought me the pineapple well
Speaker 1: on pineapples, Yeah, blonde girl. What was her name, Kirsty? Anyway,
Speaker 1: I just made that up. It's the sweetest, most delicious pineapple.
Speaker 1: No return.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you did need it to return, it
Speaker 2: complicated through.
Speaker 1: Her exactly have you got the receipt?
Speaker 2: And there was buckheads in home made merch yes, correct,
Speaker 2: heat dog and she dog t shirt. Yes, beautiful better
Speaker 2: than apples, yep, offense, I don't.
Speaker 1: Think better than now. Oh yeah, they had a pink
Speaker 1: dog and a blue dog. So good with a little bit,
Speaker 1: Peter Alexander.
Speaker 2: Got reminded of a buckhead whose name I cannot remember
Speaker 2: him so sorry. Really every particular buckhead came to our
Speaker 2: first Melbourne show and came again. However, at the first
Speaker 2: Melbourne show last year, she bought her husband, who isn't
Speaker 2: a fan of the podcast, remember what it is? I
Speaker 2: met him afterwards and he said, not for me or something.
Speaker 1: He said it was like, if that's your thing. I
Speaker 1: think it was something like that. It's like, which, of
Speaker 1: course I adored, I love like I just love.
Speaker 2: But what was funny was it was a five month
Speaker 2: build up for her to come again without him.
Speaker 1: Stay away.
Speaker 2: It's like if we were a pineapple, he would have
Speaker 2: tried to return us.
Speaker 1: You know what, though, what I think we could win
Speaker 1: him over, I don't know. I don't believe that there's
Speaker 1: anyone that we couldn't win over high Life. He didn't
Speaker 1: come back, No, he didn't come back, but he will.
Speaker 2: He mad it's for a whole hour last year and went,
Speaker 2: you know what, as you say to Sash.
Speaker 1: That's enough, that's enough, that's enough.
Speaker 2: So that was.
Speaker 1: That's enough. Also wouldn't be triaked normally. What's happened in
Speaker 1: this the world is topsy turvy.
Speaker 2: And also when we did the Hello afterwards, we got
Speaker 2: to meet everyone, which which is so awesome. But what
Speaker 2: I'm still laughing how anyone that listened to last week's
Speaker 2: episode heard when I rolled that diacetilling the deck of cards,
Speaker 2: which I'm still talking about. Okay, still.
Speaker 1: I thought about it the other day and I had to.
Speaker 1: I had to smote it from my memory because I
Speaker 1: just there's no look at Sasha's face.
Speaker 2: She hates this the lord, we all hate it. So
Speaker 2: here's what I loved about it.
Speaker 1: You know who liked it?
Speaker 2: Your husband? My husband?
Speaker 1: And you know what that goes to show? You know
Speaker 1: what else he loves what Hitler documentary World War two,
Speaker 1: stories about Napoleon and being grumpy and that they are
Speaker 1: your people.
Speaker 2: Yes, So if you missed the episode very quickly, I
Speaker 2: told you the fact.
Speaker 1: It's an amazing fact.
Speaker 2: A randomly shoft deck. Yeah, has never been done before
Speaker 2: and will never be done again. Yeah, go shuffle a
Speaker 2: deck of cards. You've created history. Yeah crazy. No one
Speaker 2: cares except me and a couple of.
Speaker 1: The eyes there liked it. I do think if we
Speaker 1: can be binary on our pod. I do think that's
Speaker 1: the sort of thing that men are into. But I
Speaker 1: think that you're confused about the buck up. You know,
Speaker 1: he'd love that, Joe Rogan. Joe Rogan, you could discuss
Speaker 1: that with him. I reckon for an hour. He'd get
Speaker 1: right into it.
Speaker 2: I've been on stage for nearly twenty years, Kate, and
Speaker 2: let me tell you tell them that Deck of Cards story.
Speaker 2: I haven't heard of silence like that in my entire career.
Speaker 2: At one point I heard, while I was telling that
Speaker 2: story on stage, someone's cutlery hit their plate out in
Speaker 2: the restaurant, which was not close to the stage. It
Speaker 2: was two closed doors. But then in the line afterwards,
Speaker 2: when I was meeting people, I did a bit of
Speaker 2: a I heard you. I keep saying, what do you
Speaker 2: think about my Deck of Cards?
Speaker 1: You see?
Speaker 2: Person said it just wasn't good, And yes, wasn't grass.
Speaker 1: The girl before me said to you, I wasn't into
Speaker 1: it just but she went no, it was no good,
Speaker 1: like straight away, And I thought, I love the honesty.
Speaker 1: When they send us beautiful messages, we love them.
Speaker 2: Was it about the Deck of Cards?
Speaker 1: No, Nate, try no, pong deodorant. That's what my girlfriend
Speaker 1: Alice uses. Hang on, was this after they met me? No,
Speaker 1: it was because you talked the other week.
Speaker 2: About I tried natural deodorant pain.
Speaker 1: So my girlfriend Alice, and I was surprised that she
Speaker 1: used something called no Pong because I find that name.
Speaker 2: So it's pretty brave to put a product out there
Speaker 2: and have the word pong.
Speaker 1: But people love that. Now you know how everyone got
Speaker 1: into writing like a full Wikipedia page on a shampoo
Speaker 1: bottle and insulting every aspect of you. This will get
Speaker 1: rid of your frizzy, nasty flyway ugly, thinning baldy.
Speaker 2: Had peg shampoo for you, troll.
Speaker 1: The shower ugly, And everyone's like, I must buy this
Speaker 1: on subscription because we're so used to being persecuted by
Speaker 1: our cosmeetings. Yeah, it just became a thing. Bully us now, Yeah,
Speaker 1: they bully. And the more they bully us, the more
Speaker 1: that we because we've been negged. We love it and
Speaker 1: women buy it and women that's apparently how men get
Speaker 1: women is if they need us. But I'll tell you
Speaker 1: what what not Katie Lane No, no.
Speaker 2: One saying no Pong to Kate Lane Brook.
Speaker 1: I don't like to begged, and I don't understand why
Speaker 1: people like it. Anyway. My girlfriend Alice also said, and
Speaker 1: this was from Joe Gaanta. Okay, my girlfriend Alice swears,
Speaker 1: but in fact brought a tin to our house. Oh wow,
Speaker 1: I think my husband, well, he was decluttering.
Speaker 2: I want to know what series of events made your
Speaker 2: friend go. I want to take this to the lame Brooks.
Speaker 1: Because she knew that it was a natural thing, and
Speaker 1: she knows anytime she got anything cook is.
Speaker 2: Of course, there we go. That's the sound of no pong. Yeah,
Speaker 2: let's get a pong on board the pod. Hey pong,
Speaker 2: send us some tin.
Speaker 1: Yeah, send us. We won't throw them out this time.
Speaker 2: It's written on the all.
Speaker 1: Right, now we've got some news. Oh what Oh I
Speaker 1: thought that's what we were talking about. The news, well,
Speaker 1: the bad news. Sorry I forgot Yeah, okay, what's your
Speaker 1: idea poster?
Speaker 2: Well, I know it's a week old, but you know
Speaker 2: we should we should talk about our friends of the project.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, the project is no more. Anyway, we've done that.
Speaker 1: Now let's rap the.
Speaker 2: Buck upcoming live every night.
Speaker 1: I love the pro on your Tuesday, Yeah I do.
Speaker 1: And also let's implore our listeners.
Speaker 2: To go out and watch the project.
Speaker 1: Unlike how you left school, We're going to go out
Speaker 1: with a bang?
Speaker 2: Hey? Why not?
Speaker 1: Man? How long did you have to wait for?
Speaker 2: What?
Speaker 1: A Bangwo? What?
Speaker 2: Bang? Which bang?
Speaker 1: Have you medicated? No?
Speaker 2: Pong?
Speaker 1: Something? Sad?
Speaker 2: You don't really annoy me about the project announcement? And
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm going to this is a This is
Speaker 2: AM radio. Now you can tune into AM radio. Thank you.
Speaker 1: You've got to do your own.
Speaker 2: And no television. Yes, no one is telling you to
Speaker 2: watch a show if you don't like it, general public,
Speaker 2: Why do people get so fired up about a show
Speaker 2: they don't like? Watching TV is not compulsory?
Speaker 1: Oh no you want I've got a theory.
Speaker 2: I have a bunch of shows I don't like on TV,
Speaker 2: but I don't want them to be off the TV
Speaker 2: because I know how many people are employed I have
Speaker 2: that job on the TV.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine if we went to the Patti's Pie
Speaker 1: factory and started agitating for the people inside to lose
Speaker 1: their job, thank you, because we don't like pies, And
Speaker 1: yet people do that to show these people all the
Speaker 1: time morning carrying feathering, good for you? They like? Really
Speaker 1: that the hatred is unbelievables.
Speaker 2: So crazy.
Speaker 1: But I've got a theory. Okay, So you know how
Speaker 1: when you've gone out with someone and you've really liked them,
Speaker 1: and then when you go off them, how you're just
Speaker 1: so filled with discuss.
Speaker 2: All of a sudden everything about them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and towards yourself as well, because you like, how
Speaker 1: could I ever have? But you projected on them? I
Speaker 1: think because for a long time The Project was such
Speaker 1: a well loved show that when the appetite sort of changed,
Speaker 1: people couldn't get on board with their changed feelings because.
Speaker 2: When the show grows, they're asking you to grow with it,
Speaker 2: and some people don't want to do that.
Speaker 1: Well also, and sometimes shows don't grow, sure, so that
Speaker 1: could also be the case.
Speaker 2: Right, But also this is very inside baseball kind of chat.
Speaker 2: But one the Project gave me and many others my
Speaker 2: first ever live TV hosting gig.
Speaker 1: That's their response, that's that's them.
Speaker 2: So they should have been act years ago. And that's
Speaker 2: not enough for a bunch of us to host live TV.
Speaker 2: The taler, the ear pieces, it's an hour long that
Speaker 2: you're on there. There's no safety in there. No, they're
Speaker 2: giving people like me, I know, and others. That's gone. Yeah. There,
Speaker 2: when you're a comedian or a band and.
Speaker 1: You want to promote gone.
Speaker 2: Like your book, play anything. Yeah, no one's going to
Speaker 2: have you on. No one has anyone on anything in
Speaker 2: this country. I said, this country, you're welcome. So that's
Speaker 2: now gone.
Speaker 1: I mean, here's this is the grim reality. The next
Speaker 1: time Robbie Williams comes to this country, you won't know
Speaker 1: about it.
Speaker 2: Devastated, I mean, anyway, but that's project Project. You don't
Speaker 2: have to love a show. You can just like, you know, go,
Speaker 2: oh that sucks. Heaps of people just lost their job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I know, all right, I know anyway,
Speaker 1: so that was sad.
Speaker 2: Including my co including me, including me. Needs no pong,
Speaker 2: no job.
Speaker 1: Oh yes that's right. What does that? I like what
Speaker 1: I'm about to find.
Speaker 2: Out Bike Up's about to go to seven epps a week. No, no, anyway,
Speaker 2: I love your buck Up. I mean love you Project,
Speaker 2: not the buck Up.
Speaker 1: Speaking of shows that people love to hate, now, I
Speaker 1: have not delved yet. You know, I can't do a
Speaker 1: drip feed one week at a time. And also I
Speaker 1: didn't realize I thought I could watch it on my
Speaker 1: streaming platform. But I had the wrong streaming.
Speaker 2: There's the real reason. There we go.
Speaker 1: You can pretend no, no, I can't watch one week
Speaker 1: at a time. I haven't watched the new series of
Speaker 1: Strife because I've got to wait to gorge myself on it.
Speaker 2: So it's finished. Yeah, I need it.
Speaker 1: But of course we're talking about.
Speaker 2: Well we can't. It's not called sex in the City
Speaker 2: case no, but let's just call it that because I
Speaker 2: was saying that as in to be annoyed already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because I just like that and just like and
Speaker 1: you have to say it like that, and just like that.
Speaker 1: It Issh has watched it, and of course I've been
Speaker 1: messaging her about it.
Speaker 2: He's the asterisk. He's best shows of all time for
Speaker 2: me in terms of the ones that I love growing up.
Speaker 2: Had the biggest impact on me. I think, Yeah, my
Speaker 2: interests in writing and all of that. It's Sopranos, It's Simpsons,
Speaker 2: it sets in the city. It's much so sexon City
Speaker 2: is an og for me. The early seasons. God, it's good,
Speaker 2: go back and watch them now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, my daughter's been watching it just as entertaining. But
Speaker 1: my daughter watching it through her eyes and just like
Speaker 1: that should not have come as such a surprise, an
Speaker 1: unpleasant surprise.
Speaker 2: However, Kate, one of my least favorite things people do
Speaker 2: is when they watch old things through the lens of today.
Speaker 2: It's like, you can't say that it's this was made
Speaker 2: in nineteen third No, you can't say that, yeah, that's
Speaker 2: around anything anymore. Well, this is a hit the documentary.
Speaker 1: So anyway, so tell me yess for it?
Speaker 2: Which one do you want first? Do you want the
Speaker 2: press tour that I have comments on or the new show?
Speaker 1: Okay? I just want a little bit of a headline
Speaker 1: and permission to speak, okay, because I need to know.
Speaker 2: I will never watch another episode of it. One of
Speaker 2: the worst television shows ever made. And here the call
Speaker 2: hang on, hang on, lecond hang on okay, sorry, no point,
Speaker 2: just no pong.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, you can't even hate watching.
Speaker 2: No, it's so bad. I can't finish it.
Speaker 1: All right, sash yep.
Speaker 3: I did all the movies and obviously didn't like them. Yeah,
Speaker 3: but no, note I've done two episodes and you can't.
Speaker 1: Can't we even do it together?
Speaker 2: I don't think so, I don't think. So how about this?
Speaker 2: I will I will bet ten thousand dollars. I don't
Speaker 2: like that, but let's just say it. I'm convinced it's
Speaker 2: written by Ai. I'm convinced.
Speaker 1: Oh my, I'm good.
Speaker 2: I'm listening to some of the scenes going no human
Speaker 2: has written this, like, no person is looking at this going,
Speaker 2: this is a this is a conversation.
Speaker 1: Goodness, But they've always had the sharpest riders, not not
Speaker 1: in the incarnation of and just like that, and in fact,
Speaker 1: in the last series. How many series have there been?
Speaker 1: This is at the because we live through that terrible
Speaker 1: that Cha is not in it?
Speaker 2: Is she?
Speaker 1: They? But yeah, God, because I read an article with
Speaker 1: Sarah Jessica Parker expressing her amaze shocked that people didn't
Speaker 1: like the character of Chad.
Speaker 2: That's my second point. But firstly, just staying on the show.
Speaker 2: It is probably one of the worst shows.
Speaker 1: That instantly you don't know how bad I want to
Speaker 1: watch it.
Speaker 2: But also they're all very good actors, all of them,
Speaker 2: So even they're terrible in it, because they're good in
Speaker 2: other stuff, they're just terrible in this. All right, it's
Speaker 2: not their fault.
Speaker 1: I'm going to Charlotte, is what's happened to Chark?
Speaker 2: I don't think she knows how to act with her
Speaker 2: new face.
Speaker 1: How new is her new face?
Speaker 2: Well, she got a new face, and then she got
Speaker 2: so much the poor thing got so much flak for
Speaker 2: the new face that she tried to deface her new
Speaker 2: face and go back to her old face.
Speaker 1: Hang on with her new face in the last series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was two seasons ago.
Speaker 1: I didn't think it was that bad.
Speaker 2: Well, it was a bit lippy, and then she tried
Speaker 2: to deface that face. Oh, and she's kind of gone
Speaker 2: back to her.
Speaker 1: Old face, like people still aren't happy.
Speaker 2: No, because it's not really her old face.
Speaker 1: Is she still married to the guy?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, no story.
Speaker 2: There's no story because it's written by Ai.
Speaker 1: Al Right, So what I did notice in the first
Speaker 1: I think even in the first outing of it was
Speaker 1: I have never seen a more AGS show in my life,
Speaker 1: where they kept commenting on the ages of everybody. I
Speaker 1: remember at one point Miranda sorry, impression of Miranda my
Speaker 1: visceral responsible writing I've heard on the show. I remember
Speaker 1: at one stage, Carrie was meeting her on the steps
Speaker 1: and she said, and they're on the phone to each
Speaker 1: other as Miranda was walking up the steps of the university,
Speaker 1: and Miranda goes and carry goes, can you see me?
Speaker 1: And she goes, yeah, you're the only fifty one year
Speaker 1: old sitting on the steps of Stanford. Who's they age
Speaker 1: checked constantly? And I actually thought, because you know, they
Speaker 1: always had these great, sharp, brilliant gay writers, and I
Speaker 1: thought to myself, Oh, the gays don't love a men
Speaker 1: a pausal woman.
Speaker 2: Oh that's what I actually, yeah, that's what I'm The
Speaker 2: AI robots date scists, and they've picked up on it
Speaker 2: camp little AI guy.
Speaker 1: Because of course everyone loves loved them when they were
Speaker 1: all fabulous and desperately unhappy and looking for love and
Speaker 1: looking beautiful.
Speaker 2: Stuff like when you watch the original season. Miranda was
Speaker 2: whip smart lawyer, became partner in the law firm, just
Speaker 2: miles ahead of everyone.
Speaker 1: It was odd, though, when she started going out with
Speaker 1: the dark.
Speaker 2: Season. Doesn't I how to do anything last? And she
Speaker 2: didn't know what Twitter was. She doesn't know what gay means,
Speaker 2: or by means.
Speaker 1: But she's very keen on getting growled.
Speaker 2: She's just a full less Now did you just say crowned.
Speaker 1: Because it doesn't that happen at this Sorry, there's no
Speaker 1: nice way to put it.
Speaker 2: No, she got fingered in the kitchen by that by
Speaker 2: the Shay one that was that it's horrendous.
Speaker 1: For some reason, they've used the person that you least
Speaker 1: want to go with on a sexual exploration. They've used
Speaker 1: her for all the sexual exploration.
Speaker 2: What they've done is Cynthia Nixon her real name. She's
Speaker 2: a latent life lesbian. I know, love or Pearl to
Speaker 2: you Latin life lesbians, but I just don't believe that's Miranda.
Speaker 2: So they've made Miranda Cynthia.
Speaker 1: She's just beating her correct, correct, But I do I believe.
Speaker 2: She rocks up the set and goes. I want to
Speaker 2: be fingered, but.
Speaker 1: I read the script.
Speaker 2: I need a little bit more busy that.
Speaker 1: You know what. I blame Miranda for a lot of
Speaker 1: the ills of this series. And I'll tell you why,
Speaker 1: Miranda or Cynthia. Well, I think Cynthia because also in
Speaker 1: real life, Cynthia is very politically active, and so they've
Speaker 1: sort of dragged all that, all these extraneous themes and
Speaker 1: into the show, into the life of the show. But
Speaker 1: it does need to reflect life. I guess doesn't know anyway.
Speaker 1: But also, you know how nature feels a vacuum. So
Speaker 1: since Samantha left, who was going to go mustling in.
Speaker 1: It wasn't going to be Charlotte A good point. It
Speaker 1: was bloody, Miranda Martin.
Speaker 2: I'll make crowdout, Miranda. I will never stop thinking of
Speaker 2: saying growd out.
Speaker 1: I apologize to people who.
Speaker 2: Are crowd out right now.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, I love my I love this by the way,
Speaker 1: Oh this is just delicious.
Speaker 2: So Cody and I go away for a few days
Speaker 2: last week.
Speaker 1: You didn't make him no no, so you.
Speaker 2: Know he's relaxed. I'm not running around board.
Speaker 1: Are you in the country, Yeah, it's a bad place
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: He's in bed seven forty five bye bye at nat
Speaker 2: as he does. And whereas you're in bed seven forty
Speaker 2: five in the morning. Thank you? What getting out all
Speaker 2: night growling?
Speaker 1: You're still in beat?
Speaker 2: Yes, thank you? Got that? So what I do? Scrolled
Speaker 2: my phone for five hours a night. Algorithm picked up
Speaker 2: pretty quickly that I was the little gay boy Love
Speaker 2: and Sex and the City. So it's just showing me
Speaker 2: clip after clip from the og no of the press
Speaker 2: tour they're currently doing. Oh okay, two things here on
Speaker 2: the buck up. Everyone knows this. We are team control.
Speaker 2: We love her. Hello, couc.
Speaker 1: Do you forget that that that's her.
Speaker 2: I'm team control now. I've always been a bit not
Speaker 2: sure what we are. Right, Something did happen between the cast?
Speaker 2: An interviewer asks a very simple question, what show were
Speaker 2: they on? I don't know, this is some Vogue thing
Speaker 2: or whatever. Right, Yeah, just basically saying to Miranda, your
Speaker 2: character going through this sexual awakening of getting as you say,
Speaker 2: browd out, would obviously text her friend Samantha, who's so
Speaker 2: sexually forward, who even was a lesbian for one of
Speaker 2: the seasons. Yes, yes, has so much to say about
Speaker 2: sexual exploration and all of that.
Speaker 1: She was the sexual energy, she was the cheese.
Speaker 2: It is the most obvious thing that she would text
Speaker 2: one of her good friends who lives overseas. This is
Speaker 2: what her answer was when she was asked that.
Speaker 4: We see Carrie and Samantha testing a lot this season
Speaker 4: and in past seasons. Do you hope, as I do,
Speaker 4: that Miranda and Samantha are testing this season and maybe
Speaker 4: Miranda is reaching out to Samantha for some insight and
Speaker 4: to support as she explores her sexuality. No, now they don't.
Speaker 2: Oh my good, the coldest response you've ever She.
Speaker 1: Even had to go back to her hitro Baby Boys
Speaker 1: to answer that.
Speaker 2: They hate each other. They hate hate someone so much.
Speaker 2: You can't even pretend that your character would.
Speaker 1: Yeah, character character would take Oh my goodness, I've never
Speaker 1: been keener to watch anything stup threat. Oh I love it.
Speaker 2: I thought you would.
Speaker 1: I can't. Is the fashion mad? Did you see the
Speaker 1: episode where she wears the bonnet.
Speaker 2: The big hat?
Speaker 1: The bonnet's ridiculous? Are the clothes all ridiculous?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yes, all right?
Speaker 2: So you and I both go on regional last week.
Speaker 2: Good even though we were almost near each other.
Speaker 1: No, because we don't exchange information with each other save
Speaker 1: it for the booth. Well we do. And so you
Speaker 1: and I were both in the country by the beach. Yeah,
Speaker 1: our beach is like half an hour away from each
Speaker 1: other twenty minutes. Oh wow, I didn't know that we're
Speaker 1: country neighbors.
Speaker 2: Wowee.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Geraldine Hickey ask me to go down and do a
Speaker 2: do a fundraiser comedy show for a woman called Sue
Speaker 2: who runs a Koala rehabilitation center.
Speaker 1: And who we know from. You know, we don't have
Speaker 1: any rubbish collection. We have to go to the transfer station,
Speaker 1: which enrages my husband because we pay rates the same
Speaker 1: rates as everybody else, but we don't get any free
Speaker 1: visits to the dump, which is quite strange.
Speaker 2: Is a radiot I've ever heard one?
Speaker 1: Anyway? Do the voice?
Speaker 2: The tip is open five days a week.
Speaker 1: It's not, by the way, and also the hours are
Speaker 1: really weird, so it's got open from one till three
Speaker 1: on a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Talk and about like your bathroom rubbish, your kitchen.
Speaker 1: Rubbish, rubbish that we have no rubbish collection.
Speaker 2: Can't you just make it like an insinuator or something.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you could know you couldn't well, you
Speaker 1: could do something.
Speaker 2: We had one when we were kids. Dad had one
Speaker 2: in the backyard one did I think the concrete?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the best of block one. It can I tell
Speaker 1: you something about.
Speaker 2: Just like fifty black piles of smoke.
Speaker 1: My ties sister in law b all Right, her twin
Speaker 1: sister a still in Thailand, but Be's married Peter's older
Speaker 1: brother Mark. They've got a son together. When Bee first
Speaker 1: came to Australia and she came camping with the whole family.
Speaker 1: You know, we go camping every year at Nanay, peter'smum's caravan.
Speaker 1: Bee started to make a fire and she set fire
Speaker 1: to a plastic bottle and Marie, everyone was like, what
Speaker 1: are you doing? What are you doing? She said, that's
Speaker 1: what we do, mum, that's what we do entire land.
Speaker 1: The plastic burns all day always, plenty of plastic.
Speaker 2: Was out there with kids dad burning.
Speaker 1: There must have been so much plastic then. I mean,
Speaker 1: it wasn't very safe, but if you wanted a really
Speaker 1: good one, you would you drag a tire onto it
Speaker 1: and go all t would steal one. Anyway.
Speaker 2: We don't have teflon, I mean suck Forever gammicals, and.
Speaker 1: We don't have any rubbish collections, so we have to
Speaker 1: go to this dump. And Sue works at the dump.
Speaker 1: And often she's got like a little baby, not a koala.
Speaker 1: She's had what she had in her little like a
Speaker 1: bum bag. It's got an animal in it.
Speaker 2: Normally wear one with like drugs and cat.
Speaker 1: Well, not Sue. She's had a baby wombat, I think
Speaker 1: a baby possum. And once she got angry at us
Speaker 1: because we saw a tiger snake dying on the beach
Speaker 1: and no one came and told her. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I was like, I was ripped a snake.
Speaker 2: But also look after the cute k.
Speaker 1: Yeah, exactly, we're all the whole world is rushing to
Speaker 1: the aid of a Koala or a beautiful woe bat Oh.
Speaker 2: My god, Soue tells me this story. She gets his
Speaker 2: call once this guy nowhere near her house, like an
Speaker 2: hour and a half, two hours away. Yeah, country dead
Speaker 2: Koala unfortunately is a mother because it's got its baby
Speaker 2: with it. Soue's like, I'm coming, goes all the way
Speaker 2: out there, gets the baby Koala, takes it back all
Speaker 2: the way home. Realizes that for this baby Koala to survive,
Speaker 2: it needs this thing, this food or this something.
Speaker 1: The colosstrum from the mother needs.
Speaker 2: That, and so she has to go back and operate
Speaker 2: on the mum to get it out of the mum
Speaker 2: so she can physically give it to the baby Koala,
Speaker 2: so she can like.
Speaker 1: She knew how to operate on themosyphon petrol not to
Speaker 1: start with the hose, and then gets in the car,
Speaker 1: goes all the way back out to collect the dead mum.
Speaker 1: Gets there to pick up the mum and the mum
Speaker 1: turns its head.
Speaker 2: It's still alive, grabs the mum, takes them alive. Mum
Speaker 2: all the way back to her place, reunites them, rehabilitates them,
Speaker 2: lets them back go a month later. That's beautiful, bloody story.
Speaker 1: Oh that's beautiful. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So when you're told me that, I was like, well,
Speaker 2: now I'm more than happy to driven out here for
Speaker 2: this fundraiser for her because that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I love that if that happen. By the way,
Speaker 1: speaking of Laura Quintinilla, Hello Laura, haha. I used the
Speaker 1: lily bit voice and said I think it's beautiful, and
Speaker 1: my cat almost shut himself proceeds.
Speaker 2: I thought you were going to take us to a
Speaker 2: Megan story.
Speaker 1: No, no, Mae, I'm desperate. You know there's a bit
Speaker 1: of Megan over here.
Speaker 2: I did not know that. Well, there always is with.
Speaker 1: You, It's always a bit of Meghan. But I know
Speaker 1: I have to spend it carefully, Ruin. It's like I've
Speaker 1: been put on a budget, a Megan budget, and am
Speaker 1: I over?
Speaker 2: Yes? Okay, well over. But then at the live show,
Speaker 2: I did, hey, we live in a democracy, and the
Speaker 2: response from the crowd on the day told me that
Speaker 2: I may be wrong in this may.
Speaker 1: Okay, you may be. But also it's always important when
Speaker 1: you're measuring something to have a control to measure it
Speaker 1: next to. And the control was your deck of cards.
Speaker 2: Or you know what I say to that deck of guards.
Speaker 2: It just freaked you out, though I had I had
Speaker 2: an anxiety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good, and that should be a sign.
Speaker 2: Did not do it?
Speaker 1: Just let it go. It's not for you. Leave it
Speaker 1: to one of those guys who does q I. Or
Speaker 1: one of those shows with the English shadow scene where
Speaker 1: they got the bag of goal was marked. Why what
Speaker 1: was that? And then someone goes, well, the soldiers all
Speaker 1: are there and woo woo breastplates wooven out of their
Speaker 1: wine hair. That's those English shows.
Speaker 2: So I'm at this gig. They did two shows because
Speaker 2: they sold out so quickly, which great, So we did
Speaker 2: back to back shows that she must have been thrilled, stoked.
Speaker 1: Did she bring any animals? No, no, no she brings
Speaker 1: She bought snacks and you know why because she's so
Speaker 1: properly into loving the animals.
Speaker 2: And photographed of some of her famous koalas in the
Speaker 2: frame for me and well, I mean.
Speaker 1: Straight, it's.
Speaker 2: Gum tree three pieces at one of the markets. You're
Speaker 2: there to pick up some emi oil whatever you're getting, Okay,
Speaker 2: So then that gig finish at like nine. I have
Speaker 2: a drive to get home, no matter what the time.
Speaker 1: Is, I am a three hour drive.
Speaker 2: And I said, well I'm going I'm going home.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Higgy and twelve two.
Speaker 2: Lesbians plus Sue Yeah, and others had this like gap.
Speaker 2: They're like, we're hiding your keys. Oh, we are not
Speaker 2: letting you drunk. No, they were just like just because
Speaker 2: I don't know what I'm like Yeah, concentration wise, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: And then someone made a really good point and said
Speaker 2: a lot of the animals that Sue looks after road accidents,
Speaker 2: the people hit the wom bats and people hit the koalas. Yes,
Speaker 2: they're like, you're going to do this gig twice and
Speaker 2: then get in the car and kill a one bat.
Speaker 2: Good points. So I stayed the night at hickeys. Oh
Speaker 2: did you and a guest room?
Speaker 1: Yes? What was it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What's the vibe like?
Speaker 2: Lesbian chic?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, chic? You know love it?
Speaker 2: Flyer?
Speaker 1: Yeah you know what their roof would be?
Speaker 2: Watertime Broadcast, another great comic was also on the lineup.
Speaker 2: She was there with her partner in the ge ano
Speaker 2: the other guest room a lot of dogs. I love
Speaker 2: the dog hicking, cast dogs and three dogs. It sounds
Speaker 2: like the name of a cafe, doesn't it. Three dogs.
Speaker 2: It's took a photo of me on the just be
Speaker 2: with all the lesbian dogs on the couch.
Speaker 1: Like, that's so gorgeous.
Speaker 2: Why that's me with the beanie and a hoodie on
Speaker 2: free It doesn't.
Speaker 1: Even look like you.
Speaker 2: I'm cold.
Speaker 1: You know what that looks like? That looks actually looks
Speaker 1: like a Renaissance painting, doesn't it? And you look like
Speaker 1: a night of the Templar surrounded by hunting dogs.
Speaker 2: I'll chuck that on the instagrat And someone has that
Speaker 2: comment the other day that what does that mean because
Speaker 2: they can't find it. It means we put it in
Speaker 2: our stories. It's over twenty four hours later you click
Speaker 2: on twenty twenty five and you can see every story
Speaker 2: put up.
Speaker 1: I didn't know that.
Speaker 2: You can highlight all your stories.
Speaker 1: Love it. I can know that. Yeah, granny who But it's.
Speaker 2: Been a while because we spoke about this last year
Speaker 2: and then it was time for bed, very cold.
Speaker 1: Had you brought pajamas?
Speaker 2: There was some stuff from the car. Yeah, all right,
Speaker 2: and Cass his wife goes, we've put the electric blanket on, and.
Speaker 1: It's been many, many years since.
Speaker 2: An electric blanket, and I was like, oh, it's a
Speaker 2: weird thing to do. Goodness, let's talk about the heaven
Speaker 2: getting into a bed. Oh my goodness, electric blanket had
Speaker 2: been on.
Speaker 1: Yes, it is insanely good.
Speaker 2: Yes, it sort of feels like someone's pissed the bed.
Speaker 2: But at the same time.
Speaker 1: You're happy for them to have pissed it because it's
Speaker 1: so sash. Have you done it?
Speaker 2: Bottle? Okay, water bottle.
Speaker 1: So when I was filming that My Mum Your Dad
Speaker 1: TV show, I was staying in the country in New
Speaker 1: South Wales and I stayed at this airbnb with this
Speaker 1: really nosy couple who were really irritating.
Speaker 2: Listening.
Speaker 1: But they ran they need to know, but they ran
Speaker 1: a beautiful Airbnb, of course, like a nosy couple would.
Speaker 2: As I used to say, three worst words on the
Speaker 2: internet on an Airbnb booking host greets you. How about
Speaker 2: you don't greet me and I'll pay another thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Anyway, leave the key in the tree. Tonight I arrived,
Speaker 1: she had put the electric blanket on. And I don't
Speaker 1: think I've had an electric blanket since I was a kid,
Speaker 1: and I have not experienced the heaven. Oh it was
Speaker 1: like darning.
Speaker 2: I pretend that I was a little seven month old
Speaker 2: in the Oh, it was beautiful. I did have one
Speaker 2: a couple of years ago at a motal in the regions.
Speaker 2: Moti would be.
Speaker 1: A bit creepier because in a motel you feel the wire.
Speaker 1: May yeah, you don't even want to feel the wires,
Speaker 1: that's the secret.
Speaker 2: But my god, what happened to us as a society
Speaker 2: that we have stopped electric blanket?
Speaker 1: Well, obviously we haven't.
Speaker 2: Yes, we have. Do you have one?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: I have one?
Speaker 1: And I thought there's something about you know, because I'm
Speaker 1: thinking about getting an earthing wire from the bed.
Speaker 2: Took it.
Speaker 1: But it's problematic because apparently you have to run it.
Speaker 1: We're on the first floor. We have to you have
Speaker 1: to run it out the window and it has to
Speaker 1: touch the ground. And Peter Allen Lewis is not on board.
Speaker 2: Three words wire bed window? What is wrong with you?
Speaker 1: Anyway? So I think an electric blanket is the opposite
Speaker 1: of that.
Speaker 2: But they're safer, mate, you.
Speaker 1: Know, it's not the safe. I don't want to be
Speaker 1: sleeping the same way when we go down to our
Speaker 1: house in the country. We have the best sleep because
Speaker 1: there's no Wi Fi down there.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's just good because there's no I want two things.
Speaker 2: I want Wi Fi an electric Now.
Speaker 1: I know you do cook me up.
Speaker 2: I want to sleep holding teflon. Yeah, I know.
Speaker 1: I know how you are. I know how you are anyway,
Speaker 1: So because of that, it always feels weird to me
Speaker 1: to be sleeping on electricity.
Speaker 2: It is an odd feeling. But then I had this
Speaker 2: really insane dreams that I was like, really hot.
Speaker 1: Did you leave it on all nights? I fell asleep
Speaker 1: all right, So this is the rookies mistake, which the lady,
Speaker 1: the nosey Airbnb lady explained to me. Do you don't
Speaker 1: leave it on when you go to sleep?
Speaker 2: I did in the middle of the night. I worked.
Speaker 2: It was a mess, Burke and Will. I had some
Speaker 2: insane nightmare about burning. I remember that.
Speaker 1: Like it was bad.
Speaker 2: I had a nightmare. I had a very bad you
Speaker 2: were hot. I was like it as bad as the
Speaker 2: Deck of Card segment.
Speaker 1: You were cooking yourself.
Speaker 2: And then I had my arm going.
Speaker 1: Yes to try and work out.
Speaker 2: What to do, Crankett, there can't but that first couple
Speaker 2: of hours, So what have I been doing. I've been
Speaker 2: looking them.
Speaker 1: Up on what would Cody want one?
Speaker 2: Well, we have a very separate, two separate societies going
Speaker 2: on in our very separate systems, divided by everything.
Speaker 1: And mattress you mattresses pushed together.
Speaker 2: I know, so mattress, different pillows, different blankets. Sometimes he
Speaker 2: creates a fort like his six years old, which is
Speaker 2: very odd.
Speaker 1: That well, that's that Peter's got the hump to keep
Speaker 1: me away from here.
Speaker 2: Sometimes I jumped and I'm like, I'm sorry, you're having
Speaker 2: a sleep over with your cousins.
Speaker 1: Pillow is a lined.
Speaker 2: Up four pillows and the twenty seven you a lot
Speaker 2: of pillow and the twenty seven kilo dog is also
Speaker 2: stretched pillows in our bed A comfortable locks for my
Speaker 2: pillow four max. Anyway, I'm saying a buck up to
Speaker 2: electric plate, bring them back a.
Speaker 1: Bit bit bit bit bo So when we were down
Speaker 1: at the beach, so we went on the weekend and
Speaker 1: I made or not made, actually I started making I
Speaker 1: go for a swim every time we're down there, no
Speaker 1: matter what I started before we went to Italy, which
Speaker 1: was five five years ago.
Speaker 2: When you say swim, it's an ocean, it's an it's
Speaker 2: a bay. Okay, it's going to say, there, I attached.
Speaker 1: The ocean and the water comes straight from Antarctica.
Speaker 2: And how far out do you go?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I do a plunge. So I'm not one
Speaker 1: of those people who's wearing the ironic rubber thing with
Speaker 1: the little flowers on it and swimming and I'm not
Speaker 1: doing it.
Speaker 2: Sometimes you look out into I love that group bodies
Speaker 2: of water and there's always some local man who's like
Speaker 2: ninety who five yes, swimming and they're like, I don't.
Speaker 2: That's Barry Yes, been doing that every day since nineteen
Speaker 2: thirty six, and I just feel get back in, No,
Speaker 2: get burried.
Speaker 1: That's five Barries Like.
Speaker 2: That ways alive because he's out there.
Speaker 1: Anytime you're see an old cock by the beach, And
Speaker 1: even growing up in Queensland at Burly Heads, you'd always
Speaker 1: see some grizzled You'd be like, what is this russet
Speaker 1: autumn leaf that has discovered kinetic power is walking along
Speaker 1: the beach? Oh No, that desicated, dried up husk of
Speaker 1: a human is a healthy old person swimming living by
Speaker 1: the beach.
Speaker 3: Dad.
Speaker 2: I just get nervous for him when he's that far
Speaker 2: don't worry about Barry. He shouldn't be past the boy
Speaker 2: I know, get back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, Barry's got to go anyway. So when I
Speaker 1: first started, because it's very I started in like August,
Speaker 1: I said to my husband, very hot, every cold, cold,
Speaker 1: swimming winter. Why did That's not very hot?
Speaker 2: In my head, I thought I finished in July's move on.
Speaker 2: Not big on the seasons. You know what, I don't
Speaker 2: see seasons.
Speaker 1: I knew that. I knew something has a very it's
Speaker 1: a calaurette. Anyway, So when I first started, everyone was
Speaker 1: really reluctant to come in with me. Peter never would
Speaker 1: he's not a cold person. But now everyone comes in
Speaker 1: with me. It was amazing, and it had been raining,
Speaker 1: but we all went down the beach. It was me,
Speaker 1: Peter and the two younger boys, and we all went
Speaker 1: down and there were a few people on the beach,
Speaker 1: all wearing parkers and hoodies and rugged up and kids
Speaker 1: with beanies and scarves and dogs and whatever. And if
Speaker 1: there is one thing, they're very busy, guaranteed. Well, there
Speaker 1: were about ten people on the beach, ten people. But
Speaker 1: there's never anyone on the beach down there. So anyway,
Speaker 1: except for this time when there was ten. Well, it's
Speaker 1: impossible for people to see people on the beach swimming
Speaker 1: when they're rugged up and not comment to them. So
Speaker 1: we're looking past them. We're wet and dripping and wrapped
Speaker 1: in towels, and there.
Speaker 2: I guess one.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, go on, get going.
Speaker 2: Cold enough?
Speaker 1: No, but close?
Speaker 2: How was that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? How is that? You're braver than I am?
Speaker 2: Goode?
Speaker 1: How is the water water? How is the water?
Speaker 2: Dog?
Speaker 1: With us? He came swimming as well, and then it
Speaker 1: was terrible because then when we got back to the
Speaker 1: house he was so wet and dripping, and of course anyway,
Speaker 1: so we dive in the so I run straight away.
Speaker 1: Peter's a slow entree her so and tell Miranda.
Speaker 2: But you go the form I go, I just go.
Speaker 1: I'm straighting. There's no four play for me. I'm just
Speaker 1: in eepop right. And it was uncharacteristically a bit of
Speaker 1: a wave, which is normally is it it's very still
Speaker 1: down there? And I went, what was that in the water?
Speaker 1: Was that seaweed or was that a sting ray? There's
Speaker 1: a couple of big stingrays that swim up and down
Speaker 1: all the time, and you always see them with the
Speaker 1: fishermen are cleaning their barry human rops barry and I
Speaker 1: think one of the stingrays is called barring actually anyway,
Speaker 1: and so I went, oh, that's weird. And the dog
Speaker 1: came running in after me. He's always like trying to
Speaker 1: rescue people.
Speaker 2: My dog does that, I think you're drowning.
Speaker 1: He swims from one of us to the other.
Speaker 2: Panic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we're panicking. I think he's maybe he's so big.
Speaker 2: He's actually pushing you down.
Speaker 1: Just one pour on a head should do it, anyway,
Speaker 1: And I thought to myself, that's sweet. And an artie
Speaker 1: who wanted to be the first one in came running
Speaker 1: down the beach past me and plunged into the waves.
Speaker 1: So he beat me. He was the first one in.
Speaker 1: And then Peter starts running into the water as well,
Speaker 1: yelling something at me, yelling, and I see a flip
Speaker 1: of Bearsky in the water right in front of us,
Speaker 1: like as far away as Sah.
Speaker 2: Just turned into a horror movie.
Speaker 1: A stingray barb pokes up out of the water. There's
Speaker 1: like a flip, and Peter's yelling a sting ray the
Speaker 1: sting ray, and Barsky was like like probably No, I'm
Speaker 1: not that close, but like a meter away from a
Speaker 1: stingray barb and I.
Speaker 2: First I know, but also me too, I mean sorry and.
Speaker 1: You, but we're How unbelievable is that? And then I
Speaker 1: also thought if it wasn't for Steve Irwin, beautiful Steve
Speaker 1: Irwin rip and probably would have none of us. I
Speaker 1: think we're ever worried about stingraysse we No, No, he
Speaker 1: used to swing happened? I don't think No, I don't
Speaker 1: think we knew.
Speaker 2: Isn't there family photos of people patting them at SeaWorld.
Speaker 1: Swimming like people going, oh I swam with rays. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think people loved it. Now, of course we're all terrified,
Speaker 1: but seeing his stick poke up popped, and then of
Speaker 1: course we had You know how my husband will never
Speaker 1: take my side in anything. If it was up to him,
Speaker 1: we'd be eating unripe pineapple even now. Right anyway, I
Speaker 1: said to him, what would have happened if I'd got
Speaker 1: stung by a barbe or bearskid got stung by a barbe?
Speaker 1: And he said, you go first, Okay, So I said
Speaker 1: to him, because we deserted, we're in the middle of
Speaker 1: this deserted beach, and we're miles from anywhere, as you know,
Speaker 1: we've got no rubbish collection, we've got no town, water,
Speaker 1: town gas. We're like the nearest ambulance would be like
Speaker 1: an hour away. And I said, he said, well, you'd
Speaker 1: have to pull the barb out. And I said, you
Speaker 1: can't pull the barb out because it's got the spines
Speaker 1: that go that way. It's like a spear of someone.
Speaker 2: Like guinea, yeah, fishing.
Speaker 1: And he goes, no, no, you can pull it out.
Speaker 1: I said, no, you can't. So there we have an
Speaker 1: argument about the imaginary barbing on the beach of me.
Speaker 2: Or our dog, an imaginary fight.
Speaker 1: So then we decided, what a.
Speaker 2: Peaceful weekend away, what a thrill for the ten strangers
Speaker 2: on the beach.
Speaker 1: Then we decided that you'd have to snap it off somehow,
Speaker 1: chop it off, chop it off, and that he'd have
Speaker 1: to carry me with the barb out, yeah, or the dog.
Speaker 1: I didn't even ask him about how carrying me would go,
Speaker 1: because at that stage I was, I was.
Speaker 2: I would have called Sue soon. It would have come. Now,
Speaker 2: she would have come, You would have had something to do. Come.
Speaker 1: But how's that she would have loved the nature. No,
Speaker 1: Sue wouldn't have come if I had cut the barb
Speaker 1: off the sting but.
Speaker 2: If you kept the sting ray intact, So like if
Speaker 2: your son held the stingray, what and me and your
Speaker 2: husband had.
Speaker 1: You in the gas.
Speaker 2: He's in your guts but carried you together.
Speaker 1: Like the song from the line, did you google.
Speaker 2: It and figure out who was right? I reckon there'd
Speaker 2: be some of this happens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't pull out a bar When.
Speaker 2: We watched our YouTube video about what to do in quicksand.
Speaker 1: Quicksand don't struggle, don't struggle, crawl across the very slowly.
Speaker 3: Removing the barb yourself can be risky.
Speaker 1: Oh you are, thank you. Can you send that to
Speaker 1: Peter Allen Lewis's risky? We get him on the phone.
Speaker 2: It's risky. This is what this body is. Is you
Speaker 2: and I our way to come in and this vent
Speaker 2: just prove our husbands wrong.
Speaker 1: If anyone's had arguments that they'd like settled, please do
Speaker 1: How do they contact our.
Speaker 3: Sash dms on and stuff.
Speaker 1: Which is at the buck Up podcast.
Speaker 2: God, you're good, that's where you paid the big box.
Speaker 1: The Big buck Ups.
Speaker 2: We're calling your husband he might not answer.
Speaker 1: It's a strange dream. Oh hell am I darling, very unusual.
Speaker 1: Guess what we're doing?
Speaker 2: Yes, well done.
Speaker 1: Yes, anyway, I was telling Valvo and Sash about the
Speaker 1: argument we had about one of us being stung by
Speaker 1: the stingray that we saw down at the beach. Yes, none,
Speaker 1: remember the stingray and Bearsky is near it. Okay, I'll refresh.
Speaker 2: You on the out of all the ones that you
Speaker 2: had down there on your romantic weekend. Exactly.
Speaker 1: It was a pretty tumultuous week all right. No, remember
Speaker 1: when we were talking about what would have happened if
Speaker 1: one of us had got barbed. I understand the words. See,
Speaker 1: this is the attitude.
Speaker 2: I get that teacher coming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's the teacher. Oh, mister Lewis, Mister Lewis, mister okay,
Speaker 1: So the stingray protects itself from the shark. What so
Speaker 1: it sticks itself in the shark and then gets dragged
Speaker 1: around by the shark.
Speaker 2: For he's got a good point.
Speaker 1: Well that's yeah, that's what it does, because then it
Speaker 1: kills the shark. Then the other stingrays come and eat
Speaker 1: the dead shark. Are you comparing me to a shark?
Speaker 1: Could have been worse anyway. You never take my side.
Speaker 1: But guess what, Sasha French has got something to share
Speaker 1: with you. Yeah what Google?
Speaker 3: Removing the barb yourself can be risky as it may
Speaker 3: not be completely removed, leaving behind pieces and venom.
Speaker 1: Bye. Hang up, hang up. That's how you get the
Speaker 1: last words.
Speaker 2: Just hang up on them. Just hang upcas. Next time
Speaker 2: you have an argument with your partner, start a podcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, call them from the shop, yes, yes, and then
Speaker 1: hang up on them or send us the argument. We'll
Speaker 1: call them the settlers the setlist. Oh, it's brilliant.
Speaker 2: This is like the one Cody and I've been having
Speaker 2: for fifteen years about the petrol. Hell, don't fill it
Speaker 2: up to the top. I don't feel the take up.
Speaker 1: No no, no no.
Speaker 2: Or I'm not discussing this, or how I put chocolate
Speaker 2: in the fridge.
Speaker 1: Yeah wrong? Does he not like chocolate in the fridge? No,
Speaker 1: maybe it's a queen same thing, because I don't like
Speaker 1: chocolate in the fridge like a crunch. I like it
Speaker 1: soft and melty, snap like. Nothing's better than when I
Speaker 1: discover some chocolate in the glove box of and you
Speaker 1: open it and it's just all pocket check old pockets.
Speaker 1: I'd be like going at that chocolate, like Miranda's girlfriend
Speaker 1: dish ripping open that little.
Speaker 2: Packet made In episode one, it's Rosie o'donald playing a
Speaker 2: virgin lesbian nun who goes to the big smoke of
Speaker 2: New York City to have her first pause, and it's
Speaker 2: Miranda's how can you hate that show?
Speaker 1: Honestly, it's true, it's true, and that's how can you?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, Rosy o'donald, who's gone to live in Ireland.
Speaker 1: And you know what, It's not very often I say this,
Speaker 1: but I pity the Irish because that's a lot to get.
Speaker 1: Rosy O'Donnell washing up on your shoes. That's a lot,
Speaker 1: isn't it too much? It's a text from mum.
Speaker 2: It's been so long.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, we've probably lost a few in this time.
Speaker 2: I mean a few people that have lived old. Yes,
Speaker 2: so funny you bring this up because Broncass, great comedian,
Speaker 2: go follow her. She has a bit in a stand
Speaker 2: up that I heard at this fundraiser the other night.
Speaker 2: Minch was telling me about afterwards. Apparently there's some dodgy
Speaker 2: stuff with these blue zones are you ready for this.
Speaker 2: So blue trains for the uneducated. These are the parts
Speaker 2: of the world. So on this particular topic, I think,
Speaker 2: excuse me, I thought someone was in August.
Speaker 1: That's all right, So say for my people, for my people.
Speaker 2: Who's the firth the uneducated on this particular topic.
Speaker 1: Okay, I still I find that language very pejorative. Rose
Speaker 1: O'donnald wouldn't like it. I would not like.
Speaker 2: People in blue zones live longer than anyone else. Yes,
Speaker 2: and they've been studying their do And I.
Speaker 1: Just say Okinawa or somewhere.
Speaker 2: In Japan, European countries, in Greece, sard.
Speaker 1: Sardinia in Italy, an island of Greece, an island of Greece, some.
Speaker 3: Weird CULTI thing in the middle of America.
Speaker 1: I don't have any want.
Speaker 2: To chime in here and say asterix asterisk, asterisk, asteris,
Speaker 2: asteris as terrible.
Speaker 1: I don't know what I'm saying, saying the cartoon, but
Speaker 1: everyone says.
Speaker 2: A patronizing one.
Speaker 1: I just I'm just trying to help you in case
Speaker 1: you ever meet asterisks.
Speaker 2: You might meet him asterisk.
Speaker 1: It's impossible to say forget I said anything. It's there
Speaker 1: now to the record, let's just have a Okay, this
Speaker 1: is a good dilemma. What do you care? Direct people?
Speaker 1: If this is my policy. If I love them enough,
Speaker 1: i'll correct them.
Speaker 2: That's nice.
Speaker 1: If I don't love them, I don't care. It's just
Speaker 1: like generally you can let them walk around going saying
Speaker 1: I'll have a cup of Chino, and you like, go
Speaker 1: for it, go.
Speaker 2: For it, have a cup of their favorite espresso.
Speaker 1: Yes, exactly right. Anyway, do you ever correct I'm.
Speaker 2: Not listening, so if someone is talking, I'm just.
Speaker 1: Not Yeah, I'm not true, that's true. Past do you
Speaker 1: correct the children? Confident enough? The children? Children are yeah, children. Yeah.
Speaker 2: The only reason I cannot do that is I'm quite
Speaker 2: good with the word, with the written word. But for
Speaker 2: the life of me, at forty years old, I cannot
Speaker 2: do there and theirs right.
Speaker 1: Oh, no, of course that's very hard. There'll only be one.
Speaker 2: There, but it's too many theirs, and so I'm so
Speaker 2: bad with that theirs. I can't. I can't go anyone
Speaker 2: else about any other world, Yeah, because it's the wrong there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like here, too many years and I think
Speaker 1: there's only two of them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the other way, too many, always always do the
Speaker 2: wrong waist, the wrong way, you waste or waste.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, I can't. All right, it's the wrong waist. Okay,
Speaker 1: hit me with the old people.
Speaker 2: You know it feels when I send your teest girl
Speaker 2: and your waist was looking good tonight. You'll be like,
Speaker 2: but you have you see my rubbish the way I spelt.
Speaker 1: It that I dropped off at the transfer station and
Speaker 1: had to pay despite the fact that we get no
Speaker 1: rubbish collection.
Speaker 2: There is a transfer station in my suburbs, or I
Speaker 2: get it for free because the post code is where
Speaker 2: the transfer station is. Twenty four to seven free transfer
Speaker 2: what you can drop off anything, anything, anytime I'm coming
Speaker 2: to visit you free. We go so often I know
Speaker 2: what number of the bit the things are. I'll be like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I've got the cardboard. It's number eight, number eight.
Speaker 1: I go, oh that's luxury.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, real good. All right. What was I saying? Oh,
Speaker 2: I'm talking about old people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, about the police zones.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, they think some of the places it's a
Speaker 2: bit skewed because people are lying to the government about
Speaker 2: people being alive so they keep getting the pension. So
Speaker 2: in some of these places, people are saying Oh, yes,
Speaker 2: my grandma's still alive. Give us that check please, And
Speaker 2: then you find out that Nana died twenty five years.
Speaker 1: Just off the top of my scorn, I know what
Speaker 1: country that would be happening in. It wouldn't be in Japan, Okay,
Speaker 1: I trust society.
Speaker 2: She has a great bit about it.
Speaker 1: But that's amazing. We know where it would be happening. Yes,
Speaker 1: but because why not?
Speaker 2: Why not? I'll be doing it. I'm doing it now.
Speaker 1: Wow. So they're not living longer.
Speaker 2: They're not living longer, they're just getting lied to.
Speaker 1: His name went there? Who?
Speaker 2: Who?
Speaker 1: Who? Are not the one with the what?
Speaker 2: The dead one?
Speaker 1: Grenier Adrian the actor. Yeah, he did a docco about them.
Speaker 1: When you watched it, yeah, we were in lockdown and
Speaker 1: he actually was.
Speaker 2: He's insufferable.
Speaker 1: Also, he's really I don't want to say, what's a
Speaker 1: nice word for dumb, but he's really.
Speaker 2: Do you know that? Like Winters not in August?
Speaker 1: No, But that's not dumb. That's just like something you
Speaker 1: don't know, do you know what I mean? That's I
Speaker 1: think the world's full of things that we don't know.
Speaker 1: But the your ability to proceed.
Speaker 2: How to get his own show about Blue Zone.
Speaker 1: It's really weird, strange do I advocate watching and I
Speaker 1: can't remember much about it. I don't know why I
Speaker 1: meant you anyway, quite fascinating. No, he met them and
Speaker 1: they walk up stairs.
Speaker 2: I feel like there's too many people in the world
Speaker 2: who believe they deserve their own sort of travel slash
Speaker 2: food show. One said too many. I didn't say not
Speaker 2: everyone does, as I just don't have one, I know,
Speaker 2: but too many people.
Speaker 1: I don't think I deserve one.
Speaker 2: Too many actors and oh yeah, people to think going
Speaker 2: to that coastal town.
Speaker 1: Right, talking about Peter, Peter Alan lewis right, but you've
Speaker 1: got a glimpse of him before. Sometimes he's prone to pomposity,
Speaker 1: right for a guy like from a working class family,
Speaker 1: beautiful family, but like nowheres and graces with his family.
Speaker 2: I'm a teacher at fifty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, we've been trying to watch that travel show
Speaker 1: with Stanley Tucci. Right, he won't. Yes, he won't either,
Speaker 1: and you know what got him. Within the first thirty
Speaker 1: seconds of the show, when it opens, Stanley Tucci says,
Speaker 1: I'm Italian on both sides of my family, and Peter.
Speaker 2: Was like nut done an Italian finish of full Italian.
Speaker 1: He's American.
Speaker 3: You know.
Speaker 1: Americans always like to say am Irish.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know ro It's yeah, me and Pete on
Speaker 2: t Pete on this one. I don't get the Tucci thing. No, anyway,
Speaker 2: it was one that I was thinking about.
Speaker 1: Okay, well Peter just won't so now we can't even
Speaker 1: watch it. But Sange has watched it quite like it.
Speaker 2: They're also find at his new one.
Speaker 1: He's lost me on the new one. But how does
Speaker 1: someone lose you on her food and trouble? Very hard
Speaker 1: to lose Sanche. I've been trying for twenty years and
Speaker 1: it is nearly impossible. You know what. It's like. She's
Speaker 1: she's got the stingray barb through her guts and does
Speaker 1: not know how to pull it out. So both of
Speaker 1: us are just going through last one day much. No
Speaker 1: you'll miss me, No, you'll miss me. It's me. I'm
Speaker 1: going somewhere before you are.
Speaker 2: Can I leave this? It's like it's going on. Okay,
Speaker 2: what is hay? I like standing to touch an actor?
Speaker 2: By the way, I don't want to watch him a
Speaker 2: spaghetti actually watched him in a very.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's fabulous.
Speaker 2: He's also really good in this movie we watched about
Speaker 2: him and this gay guy. They're both gay and one
Speaker 2: of them dies. It's actually very good anyway, better than
Speaker 2: him making past.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't care. Oh I love Are you a chef?
Speaker 2: No? Then don't make pasta?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: But the TV show, Yeah, I get it, I get it.
Speaker 2: What's happening?
Speaker 1: How to look along one?
Speaker 2: Oh? Yes, Bhead sent us this one? Okay, Sarah, Thank
Speaker 2: you Sarah by Sarah.
Speaker 1: I love Sarah to end up. I think she's buckwheat.
Speaker 2: It's good news for one.
Speaker 1: Good you.
Speaker 2: We're not talking veggies. We're not being kind to one another.
Speaker 1: Really, we're not talking about not drinking, not smoking, not.
Speaker 2: We want to you want to live long? You live
Speaker 2: till one hundred and three? When you live on brand.
Speaker 1: Do you have a bit of brandy? Do you have
Speaker 1: a bit of brandy every single day?
Speaker 2: Everything else?
Speaker 1: And have you got a boyfriend or anything?
Speaker 2: No, that's wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm living this long.
Speaker 2: Brandy and Puss.
Speaker 1: Miranda is gonna live series eighteen, Bad.
Speaker 2: Bad, Bad Branda is going to live out outlive us all.
Speaker 1: Outlived, bad bad bad. Don't you think we'll die first?
Speaker 2: Oh? My god?
Speaker 1: That because I think you'll miss me.
Speaker 2: No, you're okay.
Speaker 1: I think you're not doing it for me.
Speaker 2: I think you're going to die for I can't live
Speaker 2: without you. You're going to die first, I think because
Speaker 2: ten minutes ago you spoke about getting a device that's
Speaker 2: a wire that is in your bed. It has to
Speaker 2: be out the window and touching brass.
Speaker 1: And touching earth an earthing wire. Bye bye, gay. There
Speaker 1: you can get ship by.
Speaker 2: First you killed the project, and then.
Speaker 1: I'm want to kill yourself with the wire. The buck
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