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Speaker 1: Woods. Welcome to the podcast.

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Speaker 2: Thank you for welcoming me, so welcome to you say,

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Speaker 2: we're welcome.

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Speaker 1: To the podcast. Right, you think about that Nando's again,

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Speaker 1: mate're thinking about that Nanos.

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Speaker 2: We do have NaNs.

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Speaker 1: We the two former Chubby puppies in the studio. Absolutely,

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Speaker 1: how long?

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Speaker 3: Look my man car his name is, that's what he's driving.

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Speaker 3: I know that you're right then that's actually eight minutes

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Speaker 3: away this quick.

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Speaker 2: Look it tight.

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Speaker 4: So look, I think the big thing to talk about

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Speaker 4: the fact that we are going to be handcuffed for

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Speaker 4: seven days straight.

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Speaker 2: The more I think about it, the more I think

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Speaker 2: we're in trouble.

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Speaker 1: On air.

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Speaker 2: I was obviously, you know, pretty happen about.

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Speaker 4: Because I was excited about Fiji Airways getting on got sponsored.

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Speaker 2: Woulds absolutely Fiji aways to Fiji.

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Speaker 1: Committment to say Fijias in the podcast, I.

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Speaker 4: Don't need to be committed to get around Fiji airways

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Speaker 4: and how good they are. By the way, if you

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Speaker 4: actually do want to win a trip to Fiji, go

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Speaker 4: to Willingwoody dot com. I'm not this isn't an ad,

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Speaker 4: but go to willm.

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Speaker 2: Dot com and just for your chance to like honestly,

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Speaker 2: two flights.

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Speaker 1: We're talking about the handcuffing. Just a quick dumb without

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Speaker 1: your business hound.

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Speaker 3: Will who would love to go to Fiji, first child

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Speaker 3: and has like a little baby to give you for

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Speaker 3: being handcuffed you he's not going to Fiji, No listener is.

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Speaker 3: And you're handcuffing him for a week before he becomes

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Speaker 3: a dad in a couple of months.

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Speaker 1: And the only thing I want is a trip to

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Speaker 1: Fiji with my newborn baby.

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Speaker 4: Taking that away from him, we're making the radio station

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Speaker 4: a lot of money. You should be really proud of that.

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Speaker 1: So, yeah, it kicks off tomorrow. John Wood is going

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Speaker 1: to be in the studio Gold Logi Winner. He's handcuffed.

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Speaker 1: He played Senior Constable Tom Croydon on Blue Heelers for

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Speaker 1: what nearly twenty years.

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Speaker 3: Well twenty, I'd say ten, ten, ten, maybe a long time.

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Speaker 3: Nine consecutive nominations for a Gold Logo. That's that's that's

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Speaker 3: royalty and AUSSI TV.

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Speaker 2: Pretty bum meeting him.

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Speaker 1: Actually, yeah, we know how he's going to get here though.

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Speaker 1: What he said, he's seventy six, he'll drive, he's seventy six.

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Speaker 2: He's had a good on the phone.

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Speaker 1: He did he said he Reckons's only got ten years left,

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Speaker 1: fair enough.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that was starting.

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Speaker 1: Start counting backwards when you get to seventy though.

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Speaker 3: My dad's been doing that lately, you know, since he

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Speaker 3: retired as well. I'm sixty eight, you know, not long

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Speaker 3: left like Jesus.

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Speaker 5: You know.

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Speaker 2: I mean you need to accept the fact that you

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Speaker 2: know they are all going to pass. So john Wood

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Speaker 2: needs this.

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Speaker 1: No, I'm not saying you probably need to accept the

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Speaker 1: fact that you are going to pass. You've got to

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Speaker 1: pay him to be in here as well. My first question,

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Speaker 1: can you afford me a great question? You're a gold log.

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Speaker 1: You't know how much is he actually?

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Speaker 2: I actually need to call him.

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Speaker 1: Quite and see if they've got a bit of money.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 4: I think they are giving us a budget. Very excited

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Speaker 4: about We was on this shot right, We're.

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Speaker 1: Going to get out of it. So tomorrow the handcuff

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Speaker 1: and kicks off. It's a whole week So this weekend.

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Speaker 1: What have you got on with this weekend? Let's talk

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Speaker 1: itinery Matte to Kea. We're going to be key. We've

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Speaker 1: gotta buy some We've gotta buy a baby change table.

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Speaker 2: It sounds like fun. I could probably get a bit

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Speaker 2: of cutlery, what something?

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Speaker 1: Sure?

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Speaker 2: No plans?

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Speaker 1: Okay? I thought you had a party or something to

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Speaker 1: go to on Saturday night. A lot of thirtieth birthday.

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Speaker 1: I got a lot of party, Great Gatsby, serious, great

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Speaker 2: I didn't check my diary. I need to check my diary.

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Speaker 3: So just to confirm, if you have anything over the

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Speaker 3: weekend coming up, you're both going to go handcuffed. Well,

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Speaker 3: it doesn't stop on the weekend. It's seven days bang,

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Speaker 3: all this weekend, all next week?

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Speaker 1: Yes, wow?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, showering together, Jesus pooing together.

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Speaker 1: I don't enjoy the podcast.

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Speaker 7: This is the Will and Woody podcast.

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Speaker 4: Yesterday on the show Will to get you ready for

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Speaker 4: being a father, I brought up, and I'm being really honest, now,

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Speaker 4: a pretty stupid idea. If you missed it, here it was.

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Speaker 4: And I'm thinking next week. You look after me like

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Speaker 4: a baby. Put a diaper on me, you feed me,

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Speaker 4: you bathe me. I stay at yours. No, come on, no,

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Speaker 4: you need you need this? Can you appreciate I'm trying

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Speaker 4: to help you know. In the last twenty four hours, Yes,

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Speaker 4: something has happened, like there's something serious has happened, serious

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Speaker 4: in the in the business realm, in.

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Speaker 1: The business, serious in the business rol Can you know

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Speaker 1: what you're saying?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I can play my business music, babies.

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Speaker 1: This is eventually can I do your brother's due to this?

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Speaker 1: This is just a cheap way for companies to get

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Speaker 1: on this show. They go through Woody now.

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Speaker 4: So they get a cheap deal, they get a good No,

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Speaker 4: they're not accountable. But here's the thing what I haven't Well, yeah,

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Speaker 4: they did personally reach out to me. There's a company,

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Speaker 4: a very big company, that want to buy the idea

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Speaker 4: of not you looking after me like a baby. They

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Speaker 4: thought that was a bit sick. I agree, but God,

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Speaker 4: in some sense, they really like the idea of you

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Speaker 4: and I b attached for a week, attached and they

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Speaker 4: threw into the into the arena handcuffed.

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Speaker 1: They said, who's the company, folsom prison.

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Speaker 4: Well, no, no, it's a it's a weird link, it's

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Speaker 4: an obscure link. The company that want to pay for

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Speaker 4: us to handcuff each other for a week is Fiji Airways.

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Speaker 2: We love Fiji Airways on this show.

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Speaker 1: We love them.

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Speaker 2: They've bought the bit. Why I imagine they're they've bought

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Speaker 1: I even agreed to it.

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Speaker 4: The radio stations receiving them, I imagine a lot of money.

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Speaker 1: And might have it. I haven't agreed.

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Speaker 4: Well no, you doing it, mate, You're just doing it

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Speaker 4: because I've signed.

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Speaker 2: So you know it's a when.

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Speaker 1: To get ready for a child.

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Speaker 4: Well we can we can do it together handcuffed, my friend,

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Speaker 4: So we will be hand thought about this, not really,

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Speaker 4: I've got a lot of pats on the back. So,

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Speaker 4: by the way, find your freedom in Fiji book now

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Speaker 4: Airways dot com. Oh there's the link. By the way,

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Speaker 4: we're going to be shackled for a week. Find your

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Speaker 4: freedom in Fiji. So Fiji Airwise they're buying the bit,

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Speaker 4: which means for you and me and for everyone listening,

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Speaker 4: you and I, as of tomorrow are going to be

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Speaker 4: handcuffed for seven days straight. And if you want to

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Speaker 4: go to Fiji. By the way, if you want to

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Speaker 4: go to Fiji, get along to Willimwoody dot com for

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Speaker 4: your chance of a trip of a lifetime. So free

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Speaker 4: airfares to Fiji. You stay at Jean Michel Cousteau Resort.

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Speaker 4: I've looked that up.

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Speaker 2: That's gorgeous.

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Speaker 4: If you want a trip to Fiji, go to Willimwoody

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Speaker 4: dot com.

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Speaker 2: But William, how are you feeling about the fact that,

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Speaker 2: all thanks to Fiji.

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Speaker 4: Airways, the best airline in the world, you and I

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Speaker 4: are going to be handcuffed for a week.

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Speaker 1: Why don't I don't know? Ye don't I don't know?

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Speaker 2: A choice to bring back the music and there we go.

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Speaker 2: So we are going to be hair for a week

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Speaker 2: seven days.

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Speaker 1: But okay, the big question this through this through you.

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Speaker 2: I never think how are you gonna brush your teeth

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Speaker 2: with my other hand?

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Speaker 1: You if you have what if your handcuffed on your

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Speaker 1: right hand? You haven't thought about that either. Which hand's

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Speaker 1: gonna handcuff me? How are you gonna apply to you? Odin?

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Speaker 2: On my back? Where are we gonna thinking?

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Speaker 2: At mine? In the rumper's room, you know, the rumpers room.

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Speaker 2: This is just the boys in the rumper's room watching movies.

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Speaker 1: We won't be watching movies.

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Speaker 4: I'm keen to watch a movie. Why do you want

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Speaker 4: to watch a movie with me? Because anyway, we will

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Speaker 4: deal with this as we go. But the big question

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Speaker 4: for me, I think we need someone special to cuff us.

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Speaker 1: At the start, I've got a birth in class next week.

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Speaker 1: I've got two I've got to go to. I've got

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Speaker 1: the midwives and Mothers of Australia.

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Speaker 2: Correction.

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Speaker 4: We have a birth in class next week. Because I

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Speaker 4: am attached to you, my friend. A big question for me, though,

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Speaker 4: will who cuffs us? Thirteen one oh sixty five is

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Speaker 8: The big question?

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Speaker 2: That's question that's an important one.

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Speaker 1: That's a small question.

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Speaker 2: That's right ahead of us. Our next step is being handcuffed.

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Speaker 4: I think someone who knows about handcuffs, like think of

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Speaker 4: someone like I mean, not a real police officer that's

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Speaker 2: Maybe done a bit of time thirty Oh my god,

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Speaker 2: maybe this is why?

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Speaker 4: Who do you think should come in tomorrow and ceremoniously

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Speaker 2: Have I said that right? Ceremoniously?

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Speaker 1: You haven't?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 1: All this is wrong.

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Speaker 2: It's very wrong.

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Speaker 1: You've got an idea.

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Speaker 4: I'm thirty one characters say.

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Speaker 1: You are sellout, You're a cheap to bit sellout. Have

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Speaker 1: you having a wonderful, wonderful drive home? I'm not cards

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Speaker 1: on the table now.

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Speaker 4: You are having a stinker for the next seven days,

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Speaker 4: because will you and I are going to be handcuffed

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Speaker 4: to each other for the for the entire time. And

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Speaker 4: the only way I've got this over you, or the

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Speaker 4: only way you're doing this is because the beautiful people

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Speaker 4: at Fiji Airways have bought the bit.

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Speaker 2: They've bought the bit. They heard me pitch this to

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Speaker 2: you yesterday. It was like half a joke and they

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Speaker 2: were like, we love that.

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Speaker 4: If you, if you hand up each other together for

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Speaker 4: seven days, we'll pay the radio station a lot of cash.

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Speaker 1: I hate the fate that money talks in this game.

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Speaker 2: Buddy, other does. But can I just say, fijis criptive?

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Speaker 1: What a great time media, what a great.

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Speaker 2: Time to get to Fiji? Way, beautiful, beautiful Fiji. Yah.

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Speaker 2: So it's done.

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Speaker 4: It's absolutely done, mate, You and me handcuffed seven days.

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Speaker 4: But Fiji, can I just say that stressed that one

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Speaker 1: We did you like get some flights for us to Fiji,

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Speaker 2: That would have been a joking.

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Speaker 1: That would be Are you joking?

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Speaker 2: I'm not. It was very quick.

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Speaker 4: This was twenty four hour turnaround. I wasn't thinking so

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Speaker 4: So anyway, if you actually, if you're listening right now

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Speaker 4: now and you want a.

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Speaker 2: Trip to Fiji, go to Willanwoody dot com.

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Speaker 4: Can I get your chance to well, you can go

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Speaker 2: A trip of.

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Speaker 1: The calls.

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Speaker 4: So the big thing is tomorrow we need to be

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Speaker 1: Lena, who do you think should cuff us?

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Speaker 10: I have had really good experience with a gentleman by

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Speaker 9: And he is a very very attractive police officer stripper guys, and.

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Speaker 5: You like him cuffing you, mate, He's really good at it.

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Speaker 11: Let's put it that way.

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Speaker 1: Lena, thanks for that, cheers. I'm not getting cuffed by

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Speaker 1: fair enough to be a father in month? In a

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Speaker 4: How would that stop you from being the father because

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Speaker 4: I'm going to fall in love with Carlos child.

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Speaker 1: I'm already having enough trouble showing my child. What do

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Speaker 1: for a job? You cancuff to a man called Woody

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Speaker 1: for a week. Yeah, it's already bad enough. It's not

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Speaker 2: All right, fair enough, let's go to Pete here.

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Speaker 4: Pete, who do you think should cuff usby boys?

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Speaker 2: Interesting?

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Speaker 1: See that's good. Yeah, she's got a bit of experience,

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Speaker 1: but she knows her way around a set of cuffs.

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Speaker 1: I mean she's had them on her though, Has she

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Speaker 1: has she necessarily? Has she necessarily? Well?

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Speaker 4: No, I think given she's been in cuffs, she is

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Speaker 4: absolutely And give us some to deal with them, give

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Speaker 1: Are you still there, Pete? I know, obviously wood you're

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Speaker 1: not going to be handcuffed together for a week. We're

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Speaker 1: obviously were looking for things to do. Maybe she'd give

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Speaker 2: Now, you've crossed the line. Pete finds it funny. I

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Speaker 2: don't because I could get canceled.

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Speaker 4: Let's go to Tammy here on no no leave it

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Speaker 4: will Tammy thirteen one six five Tammy.

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Speaker 2: Who do you think should cuff us?

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Speaker 11: John would oh Blue.

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Speaker 1: Heelers, John Wood, Blue Hill, I mean what John Wood?

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Speaker 2: Twenty years he would have played the sergeant.

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Speaker 1: Constable, senior Sergeant Tom Croyden.

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Speaker 2: He was do you remember the name of his character?

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Speaker 1: To watch the Hills a lot, mate? It was? It

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Speaker 1: was religious religious TV in my house, Lisa McKim.

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Speaker 2: I also great show.

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Speaker 1: So I think John Wood's doing better things than handcuffing us.

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Speaker 2: So who have we got? You got a stripper called

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Speaker 2: Carlos who apparently is very good.

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Speaker 1: Guy Peers he was in l a confidence.

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Speaker 2: I don't think Guy Piers he would be.

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Speaker 1: To fly over Banner. He was in chopper around. He

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Speaker 2: Banner would be good.

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Speaker 12: He was.

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Speaker 1: He was Fork most recently as well. He was he

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Speaker 1: was a federal police officer in that adaptation of Jane

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Speaker 1: Harper's book.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, Peter Fork. Okay, So look, Banner's right up there

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Speaker 4: with Chappelle Corby. I don't think she would entertaining coming down.

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Speaker 1: To Chappelle coming in to be a great bit to

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Speaker 2: She's not coming in.

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Speaker 1: She might John if the incentive is there.

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Speaker 2: Where do you sit with John wild?

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Speaker 1: Boogie boarding competition?

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Speaker 4: Now, stop bringing that up. I don't know whether to

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Speaker 4: laugh or move you on now. John would absolutely throw down,

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Speaker 4: played one of shut ups. John would, played one of

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Speaker 1: Would be good mate, John again, you've done this, You've

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Speaker 1: done without any prep where we don't know who John

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Speaker 1: want to get handcuffed tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: We'll leave it with us. We've got Banner.

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Speaker 1: Morrow being handcuffed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and someone will come into.

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Speaker 1: My grantly played Carl Williams. There's a there's a.

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Speaker 2: Chance we know him.

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Speaker 1: We do we know g all right, leave it with us, guys.

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Speaker 4: We will be handcuffed tomorrow on the show and then

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Speaker 4: it lasts for a week.

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Speaker 2: Well, thanks to Fiji.

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Speaker 1: I loves up Next. I'm seriously, is the least you

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Speaker 1: could have done? He's a baby moon. I'll give you

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Speaker 1: a discount on the traffic. Speaking of absolutely effing it

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Speaker 1: up this time signed a deal with the devil.

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Speaker 4: Had Fiji Airways is not the devil. Fiji Airways is

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Speaker 4: incredible airline. And if you want to go to Fiji,

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Speaker 4: I mean, you'd be silly not to take Fiji Airways.

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Speaker 2: They are the best. And they also.

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Speaker 1: Going to see it handcuffed to each other for a week.

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Speaker 2: For a week exactly right now, just before the sign.

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Speaker 4: If you're just joined by the way, yes, we are

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Speaker 4: going to be handcuffing ourselves for seven days as of tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: Yes, but tomorrow. I just figured we.

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Speaker 4: Want to make a big deal about getting handcuffed. So

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Speaker 4: we were throwing around some ideas on who could handcuff us. Now,

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Speaker 4: one of those ideas that came up was John Wood.

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Speaker 4: He used to play Senior Constable Tom Croyden in the

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Speaker 4: show Blueheels.

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Speaker 1: Yes he did.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we're sort of laughing about it. Whatever.

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Speaker 4: Someone dm us they want to remain unnamed, which is

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Speaker 4: fair enough, but they've just dm us John Wood's mobile number, yes,

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Speaker 4: or what they believe is John Wood's mobile number. Now,

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Speaker 4: this is a pretty big no no to just cold

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Speaker 4: call someone live on radio.

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Speaker 2: We have to tell him live on radio.

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Speaker 1: Straight away immediately.

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Speaker 4: But I say, we just call this number and see

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Speaker 4: if it's senior comfortable Tom crowdon well John Wood, John Wood, Yes,

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Speaker 4: if it's John Wood, and then obviously ask him if

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Speaker 1: Hope he's not up too much. I'll let you do

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Speaker 1: the talking here. Yes, is that.

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Speaker 12: Hello?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is that John Wood speaking?

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Speaker 13: It is?

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Speaker 12: Indeed? Yes?

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Speaker 2: Good John? This is this is Will? And what are

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Speaker 2: you speaking here?

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Speaker 12: Once?

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Speaker 14: Good? I?

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Speaker 12: How are you?

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Speaker 14: Have you?

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Speaker 13: Good?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 5: Good?

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Speaker 2: Have you have you heard about radio show? John?

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Speaker 14: Not?

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Speaker 12: Really?

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Speaker 1: No? Who are you?

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Speaker 2: We're with kids?

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Speaker 11: Uh?

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Speaker 2: And and John say.

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Speaker 12: That's my demographic right there, seventy six years old.

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Speaker 1: And seventy six John?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you are actually you are on radio right now? John? Yes,

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Speaker 2: because we just.

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Speaker 12: You're not at least you're not trying to sell me

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Speaker 4: I actually do have a side hustle. We'll talk off air.

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Speaker 4: But John, we wanted to call you. Are you around tomorrow.

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Speaker 13: Tomorrow?

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow being Friday?

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Speaker 1: Like, are you asking if he's alive?

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Speaker 9: No?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no? Are you available tomorrow?

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Speaker 12: Yes? It depends what for, of course, But I'm hoping

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Speaker 12: to be available for the next ten years.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. Well, Job, we're doing this bit on the radio

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Speaker 4: show where we're going to handcuff ourselves together for seven

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Speaker 12: Why would you want to do that?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, no, great question, John, Great, great question. Really get

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Speaker 1: to the heart of the issue here. Why would you

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Speaker 1: want to do that? Would he?

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Speaker 4: It's to get Will ready for fatherhood because he's going

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Speaker 4: to be a father soon. So I figured twenty four

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Speaker 4: to seven care so as practice, I'll handcuff myself to

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Speaker 4: him for seven days.

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Speaker 12: What is he going to change your happy as well?

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Speaker 1: I know he's not ideally, No, he's not, John, He's

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Speaker 1: not going to do that. He did a deal with

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Speaker 1: Fiji Air and they've sponsored a bit now, so we

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Speaker 1: have to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, that's it.

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Speaker 12: So John, obligation now, that's right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you know, I think it'll be

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Speaker 2: a great week.

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Speaker 4: But John, so we thought, just because of your most

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Speaker 4: famous character, Senior Constable Tom Croyden of Blue Heelers, we

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Speaker 4: were wondering if you would come into the radio studio

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Speaker 4: tomorrow and and ceremoniously handcuff.

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Speaker 12: Us he can afford me.

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Speaker 2: How much do you cost. John, Well, I am a.

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Speaker 1: Gold can rustle you up some funds? Would you obviously

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Speaker 1: allocated with that in the budget?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 1: Good?

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Speaker 12: Yeah, mind you it was eighteen years ago.

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Speaker 1: So are you sure they had a cuff someone years ago?

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Speaker 12: Your your child is gonna be older.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but if.

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Speaker 4: We talk money maybe off, John, would you would you

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Speaker 4: be would you be open to coming in tomorrow live

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Speaker 4: on the show and handcuffiness?

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Speaker 12: Yeah? Sure of, stupid enough to do it?

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Speaker 11: Well?

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Speaker 4: And John, I mean, I know I'm asking for too

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Speaker 4: much here potentially, but would you also be open to

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Speaker 4: coming in as Senior Constable Tom Croydon?

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Speaker 12: Well, I don't have a police uniform?

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Speaker 2: Okay, you can't there?

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Speaker 1: Could he be.

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Speaker 12: Under cover coming and pretend to be? But no, I

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Speaker 12: don't have a police uniform. They belong to get.

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Speaker 1: You a hat. We'll get you a hat or something, John,

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Speaker 1: how about that?

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Speaker 12: All right?

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Speaker 1: Good beautiful.

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Speaker 2: John, you're a legend. Yeah, we'll talk details off air, mate.

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Speaker 12: All right, No worries, John, Ways, I.

453
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Speaker 1: Believeable, unbelievable much reck any wants at least ten ten

454
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Speaker 1: thousand dollars? Did you ever ask where he was? He

455
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Speaker 1: might be in the middle of the nowhere he might

456
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Speaker 1: have to transport him here. He's seventy six, is he

457
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Speaker 1: still drive? He still I don't know, drinking to take

458
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Speaker 1: a trip to Fiji, pavement. You're got to worry about

459
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Speaker 1: my trip to Fiji before you went out to john Wood. Mate.

460
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Speaker 1: That's what you've got things out.

461
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Speaker 4: What we're using the platform right now to expose rackets

462
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Speaker 4: and or raughts.

463
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Speaker 15: Rackets of which one st.

464
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Speaker 2: So one sixty five? Have you been swindled by a racket?

465
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Speaker 1: To expose.

466
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Speaker 2: We're talking about it?

467
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Speaker 4: Will, because because yesterday on the show were unraveled a racket.

468
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Speaker 2: Do you think it was more of a racket or a.

469
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Speaker 1: Raw yesterday racket? It was one hundred cent a racket.

470
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Speaker 2: Will thinks this was a racket.

471
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Speaker 9: I backed it.

472
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Speaker 13: I don't buy It's wedding three weeks before.

473
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Speaker 1: What'd you do with the ring? Karen?

474
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Speaker 9: Well, sign enough.

475
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Speaker 15: My dad was a jeweler at the time, so he

476
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Speaker 15: made me the ring and then he actually gave it

477
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Speaker 15: to me theself.

478
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Speaker 4: This sounds like, did you just marry this guy so

479
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Speaker 4: your dad could get some business.

480
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Speaker 2: It's just dumping what a racket?

481
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Speaker 1: I mean?

482
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Speaker 2: In the end, it was a roar it's a it's

483
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Speaker 2: a it's a clever rule though, isn't it.

484
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Speaker 1: But on the whole I'd call it a racket.

485
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Speaker 4: Let's go to Dina here on thirteen one six five. Now, Dina,

486
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Speaker 4: is this a racket.

487
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Speaker 13: Or a roar?

488
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Speaker 11: Probably a racket.

489
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Speaker 1: It's a racket.

490
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Speaker 2: Racket, Yeah, okay, let's hear it.

491
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Speaker 11: Yeah, middle of COVID last year. I had to buy

492
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Speaker 11: my daughter and ipaid because it broke in the middle

493
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Speaker 11: of lockdown and homeschooling. And yes, went on a Facebook

494
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Speaker 11: marketplace Facebook, Yeah, yeah, perfect, yeah, and yeah it got

495
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Speaker 11: wrought at the beauty. She wanted a bank transfer, which

496
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Speaker 11: I never do. And this was the first and only

497
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Speaker 11: tom I've ever done it. Yes, and yes, bang got me.

498
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Speaker 11: And the pickle was that I couldn't get my money

499
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Speaker 11: back because she was with the same bank as me.

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Speaker 1: Oh racket as a genuine She running a genuine racket.

501
00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,760
Speaker 1: There pads iPads for sale.

502
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Speaker 2: Careful on Facebook market play.

503
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Speaker 1: The racket online? Recently, didn't you?

504
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Speaker 4: I get done pretty much weekly on my friend I

505
00:21:31,480 --> 00:21:36,000
Speaker 4: bought my beautiful partner a tailored robe.

506
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Speaker 2: From a gentleman.

507
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Speaker 1: This was karma as well. This was a racket for

508
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Speaker 1: the Slice of Karma.

509
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Speaker 8: It was I spent Actually, you went online like two

510
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Speaker 8: days before her birthday and got some guy overseas to

511
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Speaker 8: make you yes bespoke robe.

512
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Speaker 4: Yes And on the day he revealed that he didn't

513
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Speaker 4: have enough thread or something.

514
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Speaker 2: Like that, and I was like, why didn't you tell me?

515
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Speaker 2: Can I get money back? And then he disappeared in

516
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Speaker 2: a puff of smoke. Anyway, let's go into and.

517
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Speaker 1: We're going to talk about the Sri Lankan saga as well.

518
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Speaker 2: We'll talk about the Columba. I think that was more

519
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Speaker 2: of a rut. Let's go to Tersa. Here there's a racket,

520
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Speaker 2: little rot.

521
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Speaker 16: I think it's a rat that you guys can tell me.

522
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Speaker 10: So a few years ago I went on a trip

523
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Speaker 10: with some students from a school and we went to

524
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Speaker 10: China and we got off one of the trains and

525
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Speaker 10: there was a gentleman there selling what kind of looked.

526
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Speaker 11: Like a little bird.

527
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Speaker 10: They weren't real. It was like a little pretend bird

528
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Speaker 10: that was dancing around in front.

529
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Speaker 5: Of himable and we were we were all amazed. We

530
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Speaker 5: thought this is just brilliant. So we all bought one,

531
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Speaker 5: all thirteen of us bought one from him. We took

532
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Speaker 5: it out of the pack and our birds weren't dancing,

533
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Speaker 5: and we could have figure out what was going on.

534
00:23:00,640 --> 00:23:03,200
Speaker 5: But he must have had fishing line or something up

535
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Speaker 5: your sleeve.

536
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Speaker 16: To make it there.

537
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Speaker 15: He falled all of us.

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Speaker 1: How much was this? How much was it for?

539
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Speaker 10: I think we all paid around what would have been

540
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Speaker 10: equivalent to about fifteen dollars in Australian thirteen.

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Speaker 15: He did very well.

542
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Speaker 1: Absolutely, shirt that's a racket. That's an absolute racket.

543
00:23:25,760 --> 00:23:26,399
Speaker 2: Regularly does that.

544
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:28,840
Speaker 1: He's they're good at making those things look good overseas.

545
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:30,920
Speaker 1: You are those floral things that fly.

546
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Speaker 4: In the air, the bloody amazing. And I was also

547
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Speaker 4: in Tri Lanka. This you're referring to. This isn't as

548
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Speaker 4: talented as the story we just heard, but effectively.

549
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Speaker 1: Tallenge involved at all.

550
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,960
Speaker 2: Well, you know what's funny about the story.

551
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Speaker 1: You know what's funny about this story because when I

552
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:51,240
Speaker 1: see these people, I look at them and I always

553
00:23:51,240 --> 00:23:56,479
Speaker 1: think to myself, what idiot? Like? What a waste of

554
00:23:56,520 --> 00:23:59,119
Speaker 1: time for this guy? No one is dumb enough to

555
00:23:59,240 --> 00:23:59,720
Speaker 1: fall for this.

556
00:24:00,040 --> 00:24:01,399
Speaker 2: Well, it's quite a long story, and I know I

557
00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:02,840
Speaker 2: have to be sure, but I'll give you the fact.

558
00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:04,760
Speaker 1: Give it to me, give it to me in twenty second.

559
00:24:04,560 --> 00:24:06,240
Speaker 2: Effectively, I landed in Colombo.

560
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:08,320
Speaker 4: A guy walked out to me and said, wow, sir,

561
00:24:08,400 --> 00:24:10,520
Speaker 4: you remind me of my son, and I was like, what.

562
00:24:10,600 --> 00:24:11,520
Speaker 1: Are the chances?

563
00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:13,639
Speaker 2: Are we best friends?

564
00:24:13,680 --> 00:24:17,560
Speaker 4: Obviously and anyway, About twenty five minutes later he managed

565
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Speaker 4: to coax me into a store where I got locked

566
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Speaker 4: inside and I ended up buying apparently Princess Diana and Sapphire.

567
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Speaker 2: Will and Woody the Will and Woody Podcast.

568
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Speaker 1: His last tour broke records as the biggest tour ever

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Speaker 1: ed and Ed Sheeran returns to Australia in twenty twenty three.

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Speaker 1: Tickets on sale now details it front Touring, Frontier Touring

571
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Speaker 1: dot Com. You want, let's do this, that's like the deal.

572
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Speaker 1: I was absolutely no secret that we are second cab

573
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Speaker 1: off the rank when it comes to radio.

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Speaker 2: Shows on this network, third or fourth.

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Speaker 1: No, probably, that's probably fair. I was being generous, but

576
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Speaker 1: at the end of the day, someone's someone's van nearrow,

577
00:25:05,440 --> 00:25:09,480
Speaker 1: someone stuffed up. We've got ten, We've walked into ten

578
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Speaker 1: double passes to the most sought after act. I'm going

579
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Speaker 1: to say this decade last time mid year and sold

580
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Speaker 1: out every stadium, broke record for the most amount of

581
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Speaker 1: stadium sold out, most amount of tickets sold in Australia. Ever,

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Speaker 1: he's coming back. We have ten dollars passes Veeki. Honestly,

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Speaker 1: if we wanted to be real knobs about this, we

584
00:25:29,040 --> 00:25:30,760
Speaker 1: could probably hold onto them and scalp them out the

585
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Speaker 1: front for a thousand bucks a pop.

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Speaker 2: We could, We absolutely could. I think that's illegal. I

587
00:25:34,720 --> 00:25:35,840
Speaker 2: think last time I checked.

588
00:25:35,840 --> 00:25:38,959
Speaker 1: Could be illegal, could be legal, could very well be illegal.

589
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Speaker 1: Woods And we're not those guys. We're nice guys, we're

590
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Speaker 1: decent people, and we know that we could give them

591
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Speaker 1: away for you guys to come on air and do

592
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Speaker 1: your best cat sound effect. But we want a bit

593
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Speaker 1: of a slice the action. We've decided that sometimes we're

594
00:25:54,640 --> 00:25:56,600
Speaker 1: a little bit too magnanimous on this show and we

595
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Speaker 1: want something back. So we're building up a treasure trove

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Speaker 1: of just stuff.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we've got some cool stuff. Three quarter tank of petrol.

598
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Speaker 4: His petrol price is so high at the moment, Tiffany's bracelets.

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Speaker 4: We've got a Vespa twelve hundred dollars worth of flights

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Speaker 4: with in New Zealand.

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Speaker 1: I think, I mean, it's looking pretty good. That's the

602
00:26:12,960 --> 00:26:14,800
Speaker 1: sort of stuff people are offering us. Guys. That's the bar.

603
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Speaker 1: So third and one and six five. If you've got

604
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Speaker 1: something you want to give to us for us to

605
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Speaker 1: add to our little treasure trove here, give us a

606
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Speaker 1: call if you want the sharing tickets. Look again, we

607
00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:25,280
Speaker 1: don't know what we're going to be doing with them yet,

608
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Speaker 1: but giz is the piece looking good? Carly third one

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Speaker 1: and six five. You want to add to the trove,

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Speaker 1: to the treasure trove?

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Speaker 14: Oh yes, please, Hi guys, I've just been sitting here

612
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Speaker 14: thinking that I would love ed sharing tickets, and I've

613
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Speaker 14: got lots of things that I could offer you to

614
00:26:41,440 --> 00:26:46,800
Speaker 14: add to your treasure trove. Well, I'm actually thinking I'm

615
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Speaker 14: going to put myself aside. I live in the Hawksbury

616
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Speaker 14: area and there's been the devastating floods yet again. In

617
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Speaker 14: less than a year, we've had two floods, and I

618
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Speaker 14: know that there's I've got some really good friends that

619
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Speaker 14: have lost their house for the second time. They're hard

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Speaker 14: working business people and have a little two year old,

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Speaker 14: and I'm just thinking like they're just one of the

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Speaker 14: families in the Hawksbury that have lost their their home.

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Speaker 14: If they're instead of getting all this stuff that maybe

624
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Speaker 14: you don't really need and don't even know what you're

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Speaker 14: going to do.

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Speaker 1: We don't know, I don't we don't need it.

627
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Speaker 2: We needed to work in progress.

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Speaker 1: We're figuring that out, you know, we're doing with our desires,

629
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Speaker 1: with your desire to come to it.

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Speaker 16: Yeah, well, well I'm thinking that instead of that, you

631
00:27:28,440 --> 00:27:31,920
Speaker 16: could put your feelings and want decided. Maybe we could

632
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Speaker 16: try and get these people that have, you know, lost

633
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Speaker 16: their home again in the flood, maybe like a house

634
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Speaker 16: or something that we can we can help them out

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Speaker 16: with while they're you know, displaced from their home after

636
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Speaker 16: it's been destroyed by flood again.

637
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Speaker 2: I don't know, it's beautiful.

638
00:27:49,240 --> 00:27:51,760
Speaker 1: Two sets. Can we put Carlie on hold place which

639
00:27:51,880 --> 00:27:53,800
Speaker 1: we've got some hold music or something like that that

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Speaker 1: we can play. Well, we have a discussion.

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Speaker 2: I do feel like we've been ambushed.

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Speaker 4: I feel the producers we look like we look like

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Speaker 4: pricks for starters.

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Speaker 1: Instantly, instantly, and since she started using that language, I'm

645
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Speaker 1: going to put myself aside a.

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Speaker 2: Guilt trip, right, Yeah, that was a swife.

647
00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:12,200
Speaker 4: Sharing that was absolutely a swine, but also just speaking

648
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Speaker 4: candidly here and realistically I don't think we can get

649
00:28:14,760 --> 00:28:17,679
Speaker 4: a house with ed cheering tickets. Like I think it's

650
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,639
Speaker 4: a great cause of what she's putting forward there, but

651
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:22,480
Speaker 4: I mean we're getting vespers and Tiffany's bracelets.

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00:28:23,520 --> 00:28:24,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, that's true.

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Speaker 2: It feels like a big move to go.

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Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean I want to support the cause,

655
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Speaker 4: but I mean, who's going to give us their house?

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Speaker 15: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: I hate to do this, but what if we use

658
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:39,680
Speaker 1: the treasure trove to get the house? Will we have?

659
00:28:41,160 --> 00:28:45,080
Speaker 1: We have? I know, you know, you know, you know,

660
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Speaker 1: I was looking nothing more to the hair for the

661
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Speaker 1: wind throwing through my lack of hair and blowing yours

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Speaker 1: away on the back of our vestment. But publicly guilt trippers.

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Speaker 1: We haven't got an option yet. And look, at the

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Speaker 1: end of the day, there are some people that you know.

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Speaker 2: If they've lost too high two homes within a year,

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Speaker 2: that's the man's.

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Speaker 1: Let's bring it back on, Karli. Are you there?

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Speaker 16: Yes, I'm still here, Yes, I'm still here.

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Speaker 1: Could hear no? No, no, not at all.

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Speaker 10: No.

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Speaker 1: If she could hear that, job, you've absolutely cooked that, mate.

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Speaker 1: You've got one job. When I say put them on hold,

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Speaker 1: you put them.

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00:29:16,320 --> 00:29:18,520
Speaker 3: On She might have been streaming on the iHeartRadio app.

675
00:29:18,560 --> 00:29:22,280
Speaker 4: I don't know it is a good app that one anyway, Carl.

676
00:29:22,920 --> 00:29:28,240
Speaker 4: So right, so house maybe like a house rental? Is

677
00:29:28,240 --> 00:29:28,880
Speaker 4: is that that.

678
00:29:30,320 --> 00:29:30,640
Speaker 1: House?

679
00:29:31,280 --> 00:29:33,760
Speaker 16: That's what I'm thinking, Just something that they can, you know,

680
00:29:34,000 --> 00:29:36,840
Speaker 16: just have somewhere nice to live like I know my friends,

681
00:29:36,840 --> 00:29:39,600
Speaker 16: for example, are living with other family members and it's

682
00:29:39,600 --> 00:29:41,040
Speaker 16: all a bit crowded.

683
00:29:40,600 --> 00:29:42,560
Speaker 1: And okay, okay, all right, Carl, Okay, well what do

684
00:29:42,600 --> 00:29:44,040
Speaker 1: you know we just discussing this sounds like you could

685
00:29:44,040 --> 00:29:46,480
Speaker 1: hear the whole thing anyway, But you're not going to

686
00:29:46,520 --> 00:29:49,200
Speaker 1: be able to get a rental house for a year

687
00:29:49,360 --> 00:29:51,520
Speaker 1: for two edge heering tickets like we might that they're

688
00:29:51,560 --> 00:29:55,720
Speaker 1: worth a lot, but we are willing. This kills me.

689
00:29:55,800 --> 00:29:57,239
Speaker 1: But I think what we will be able to do

690
00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:59,680
Speaker 1: is put our treasure trove if we if we if

691
00:29:59,720 --> 00:30:03,600
Speaker 1: we building the treasure trove, maybe we can swap that

692
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:04,520
Speaker 1: for our house for.

693
00:30:04,480 --> 00:30:07,280
Speaker 2: A year and tickets it could be there.

694
00:30:07,800 --> 00:30:09,040
Speaker 16: That sounds even better.

695
00:30:09,560 --> 00:30:11,120
Speaker 15: Amazing, amazing.

696
00:30:12,360 --> 00:30:13,080
Speaker 1: We are heroes.

697
00:30:14,240 --> 00:30:15,880
Speaker 16: You are heroes, and you're going to make me get

698
00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:18,160
Speaker 16: cues in my eyes? Boys, that would be amazing.

699
00:30:18,240 --> 00:30:19,960
Speaker 2: Well, not not yet, you hold those.

700
00:30:21,360 --> 00:30:21,520
Speaker 11: Yet.

701
00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,600
Speaker 4: So we're willing to put on the table all the

702
00:30:24,640 --> 00:30:27,320
Speaker 4: items we've traded for, plus the ed sheering tickets we've

703
00:30:27,360 --> 00:30:27,800
Speaker 4: got left.

704
00:30:27,880 --> 00:30:29,120
Speaker 14: Yes, yes, amazing.

705
00:30:30,080 --> 00:30:31,960
Speaker 1: We've only got five doubles left.

706
00:30:32,320 --> 00:30:34,720
Speaker 14: Okay, Okay, that's the ticket.

707
00:30:34,840 --> 00:30:36,280
Speaker 9: That's ten tickets a lot.

708
00:30:36,680 --> 00:30:39,600
Speaker 1: Okay, Carly, because I have to service everybody else as well,

709
00:30:39,600 --> 00:30:41,360
Speaker 1: because lots of people want ed sheering tickets. It's a

710
00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:42,719
Speaker 1: bit of a balancing act, all right.

711
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:45,680
Speaker 2: They might not like me very much currently.

712
00:30:45,360 --> 00:30:49,600
Speaker 1: They hate you. But here's what I think we can do.

713
00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:53,560
Speaker 1: Every so we've got five doubles every day from today,

714
00:30:53,800 --> 00:30:57,360
Speaker 1: I will do the same offer, which is trade is

715
00:30:57,400 --> 00:31:00,479
Speaker 1: what you want for edge heering tickets. If if somebody

716
00:31:00,520 --> 00:31:04,040
Speaker 1: trades us a house within that a rental house in

717
00:31:04,080 --> 00:31:06,440
Speaker 1: New South Wales for a month, three months, two months,

718
00:31:06,480 --> 00:31:09,360
Speaker 1: whatever it is, we'll accept that. If not, we need

719
00:31:09,440 --> 00:31:11,800
Speaker 1: to give people the option to trade something else straight

720
00:31:11,880 --> 00:31:12,520
Speaker 1: up for the tickets.

721
00:31:12,560 --> 00:31:13,920
Speaker 4: And it gives us a better chance to get the

722
00:31:13,960 --> 00:31:16,360
Speaker 4: house because we'll continue to build there, trove will build

723
00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:17,200
Speaker 4: along the way it works.

724
00:31:17,280 --> 00:31:19,360
Speaker 16: That sounds amazing, that sounds amazing.

725
00:31:19,440 --> 00:31:23,320
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll kick it off right now then, Carli used

726
00:31:23,320 --> 00:31:25,520
Speaker 1: to do on the phone. We've got a double to Ed Sheeran,

727
00:31:26,320 --> 00:31:29,120
Speaker 1: or if you would like to trade a rental property

728
00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:33,760
Speaker 1: in New South Wales for an Edge Sheeran double plus.

729
00:31:33,360 --> 00:31:35,719
Speaker 2: The Showcase plus the show the Showcase.

730
00:31:36,280 --> 00:31:37,959
Speaker 1: Yeah, then give us a call on thirty and one

731
00:31:37,960 --> 00:31:40,280
Speaker 1: and six. Currently we've got tickets to give away to

732
00:31:40,360 --> 00:31:45,360
Speaker 1: Ed Shearon. You want money, do this, Let's just make

733
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,240
Speaker 1: the deal.

734
00:31:50,160 --> 00:31:50,520
Speaker 12: Raudio.

735
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:54,240
Speaker 1: So look, cards on the table. We've been caught with

736
00:31:54,240 --> 00:31:57,320
Speaker 1: our pants down, being selfish, greedy boys, and we were

737
00:31:57,320 --> 00:32:01,239
Speaker 1: building a treasure trove of gear in exchange for our

738
00:32:01,320 --> 00:32:03,880
Speaker 1: Ed Sheering tickets. Currently we had a vesper, we had

739
00:32:04,040 --> 00:32:06,040
Speaker 1: twelve hundred dollars worth of flights to New Zealand, we

740
00:32:06,080 --> 00:32:08,320
Speaker 1: had a Tiffany's bracelet woods and we had three quarters

741
00:32:08,320 --> 00:32:11,280
Speaker 1: of a tank a very expensive petrol. It was looking good.

742
00:32:11,560 --> 00:32:13,800
Speaker 1: It was a showcase. If Larry Mda was still around,

743
00:32:13,840 --> 00:32:15,080
Speaker 1: we still had a showcase of gear.

744
00:32:15,160 --> 00:32:15,720
Speaker 2: It was a weekend.

745
00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,400
Speaker 1: We've just won the prices right now, I mean, we

746
00:32:17,400 --> 00:32:21,400
Speaker 1: were looking good. However, a woman called Carly called. She

747
00:32:21,440 --> 00:32:24,120
Speaker 1: obviously heard us gloating about the fact that we had

748
00:32:24,200 --> 00:32:27,640
Speaker 1: all the riches of Ebenez's Scrooge, and she said that

749
00:32:27,640 --> 00:32:30,680
Speaker 1: that was selfish and she knows a family who've lost

750
00:32:30,680 --> 00:32:33,840
Speaker 1: their house twice in two years because of floods and

751
00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:38,040
Speaker 1: they currently don't have a home. Carli, you've guilt tripped us. Successfully,

752
00:32:38,120 --> 00:32:44,040
Speaker 1: well done, good to hear fully renagated this radio bit. Okay,

753
00:32:44,040 --> 00:32:46,080
Speaker 1: so what we're doing this is if you're just joining us,

754
00:32:46,160 --> 00:32:49,280
Speaker 1: this is the new equation. We've got the current showcase

755
00:32:49,320 --> 00:32:53,520
Speaker 1: that I just listed. We also have five double passes

756
00:32:53,560 --> 00:32:56,280
Speaker 1: to ed Sheeran. Now, I don't want to dismiss everyone

757
00:32:56,320 --> 00:32:58,440
Speaker 1: who still wants Edgeering tickets. I know you guys still

758
00:32:58,480 --> 00:33:00,320
Speaker 1: want to go. We're still got five dollar passes. What

759
00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:02,480
Speaker 1: we're going to do every day with these five double passes,

760
00:33:02,480 --> 00:33:04,840
Speaker 1: you can either trade us for a double pass which

761
00:33:04,880 --> 00:33:05,760
Speaker 1: will build our.

762
00:33:05,640 --> 00:33:08,800
Speaker 2: Showcase, to get the house, to get the house.

763
00:33:09,080 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 1: Or at any stage in the next five days, with

764
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:14,480
Speaker 1: the double passes, you can offer us a rental property

765
00:33:14,560 --> 00:33:16,760
Speaker 1: for this family for a short period of time massive

766
00:33:16,880 --> 00:33:18,719
Speaker 1: in exchange for the achiring tickets.

767
00:33:18,720 --> 00:33:21,600
Speaker 4: Okay, let's go to Juli then thirteen one oh sixty five, Julie,

768
00:33:22,320 --> 00:33:24,600
Speaker 4: are you wanting to add to the showcase or offer

769
00:33:24,680 --> 00:33:25,240
Speaker 4: us a house.

770
00:33:26,280 --> 00:33:28,320
Speaker 9: I'd love to be able to offer a house. But

771
00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:30,680
Speaker 9: I want to add to the showcase. I want to

772
00:33:30,720 --> 00:33:32,000
Speaker 9: add to the transport.

773
00:33:32,120 --> 00:33:35,480
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, the transport.

774
00:33:34,080 --> 00:33:38,240
Speaker 9: Ye, So you guys have already got a vespa. So

775
00:33:38,400 --> 00:33:41,360
Speaker 9: what about if the mom or dad put the child

776
00:33:41,440 --> 00:33:44,320
Speaker 9: on the back of the vesta vespa and then one

777
00:33:44,360 --> 00:33:48,680
Speaker 9: of them rode alongside on a hover board. You have

778
00:33:49,120 --> 00:33:52,280
Speaker 9: a hoverboard like a back to the Future number, like

779
00:33:52,440 --> 00:33:54,239
Speaker 9: back to the Future, but it's not quite hovery. It's

780
00:33:54,240 --> 00:33:55,000
Speaker 9: got wheels.

781
00:33:55,200 --> 00:33:56,080
Speaker 1: Oh, I know you're.

782
00:33:57,600 --> 00:33:58,239
Speaker 9: Forward on it.

783
00:33:58,320 --> 00:33:59,560
Speaker 1: I know what you're talking about. It's one of those

784
00:33:59,560 --> 00:34:04,160
Speaker 1: little it's like a segue without the without them, yeah, yeah,

785
00:34:04,280 --> 00:34:08,920
Speaker 1: without without the what's the what's the RRP? Julie, what'd

786
00:34:08,920 --> 00:34:12,600
Speaker 1: you buy it for? I'm fifty fifty?

787
00:34:13,840 --> 00:34:15,439
Speaker 2: Oh wow, okay, that's pretty good board.

788
00:34:15,560 --> 00:34:16,520
Speaker 1: It's pretty good, Julie.

789
00:34:16,560 --> 00:34:18,040
Speaker 2: Wow, that's a love for a ho aboard.

790
00:34:18,719 --> 00:34:20,719
Speaker 4: All right, it's going to Actually, now, Ashley, do you

791
00:34:20,719 --> 00:34:22,799
Speaker 4: want to offer us a house or add to the showcase?

792
00:34:23,960 --> 00:34:25,560
Speaker 11: What's a mixture of boat?

793
00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:28,520
Speaker 2: Oh wow, we won't do anything for these tickets.

794
00:34:28,520 --> 00:34:30,720
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. Yeah, yeah, what have you got? Actually?

795
00:34:31,560 --> 00:34:34,600
Speaker 6: So what I can offer you guys is is a

796
00:34:34,880 --> 00:34:38,160
Speaker 6: top top caravan. So it's a house on wheels.

797
00:34:38,280 --> 00:34:42,040
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, is it working though, like a working caravan?

798
00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,960
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course it's working. It's been all the way

799
00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:47,440
Speaker 6: up to Queensland with me and my family in it.

800
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,480
Speaker 6: It's been rotting.

801
00:34:52,040 --> 00:34:55,120
Speaker 1: Sorry, it's not rotten or anything. No, what do you

802
00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:55,680
Speaker 1: buy it?

803
00:34:57,239 --> 00:35:00,320
Speaker 6: Well, it's actually mine. It belongs to my mum, so

804
00:35:00,880 --> 00:35:02,640
Speaker 6: it would be a little surprised for her if I

805
00:35:02,760 --> 00:35:03,840
Speaker 6: was able to get edge.

806
00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,760
Speaker 9: Here and tickets take.

807
00:35:07,080 --> 00:35:07,640
Speaker 1: Her with you.

808
00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:09,960
Speaker 6: Of course, of course.

809
00:35:09,840 --> 00:35:10,799
Speaker 12: Have to take mon with her.

810
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:13,360
Speaker 6: She's the one who's donating the caravan.

811
00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,800
Speaker 2: Have you have you spoken to her? Have you spoken

812
00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,160
Speaker 2: to her about donating the caravan?

813
00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,080
Speaker 13: I'm not exactly it.

814
00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:26,560
Speaker 6: Wanted to sell it anyway, Okay, okay, it's a bit

815
00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,120
Speaker 6: hard at the moment. People are wanting brand new caravans.

816
00:35:29,400 --> 00:35:32,279
Speaker 6: I actually work in the caravan industry and caravan.

817
00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:38,600
Speaker 1: The Really, I'm confident we can get the caravan though, Okay,

818
00:35:38,680 --> 00:35:40,640
Speaker 1: what do you think so well? I mean there's lots

819
00:35:40,640 --> 00:35:42,200
Speaker 1: of other people. There's a bag of twists in a

820
00:35:42,280 --> 00:35:44,319
Speaker 1: cannon cooke. I'm sorry, Elijah is not going to count it.

821
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:45,560
Speaker 2: Oh, I am biggish though.

822
00:35:45,600 --> 00:35:48,680
Speaker 1: A spark plug from James I mean, Jesus, this is

823
00:35:48,719 --> 00:35:50,359
Speaker 1: really the cream of the crop that we're dealing with.

824
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:51,960
Speaker 4: So I think a caravan's gonna be worth more than

825
00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:54,160
Speaker 4: a hopboard, doesn't it. It has to be if you're

826
00:35:54,160 --> 00:35:55,800
Speaker 4: telling the truth, it is.

827
00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:59,000
Speaker 1: That's the only issue. Hoverboards are cool, they're groovy. People

828
00:35:59,160 --> 00:36:01,440
Speaker 1: like them. If you're on a showcase, do you want

829
00:36:01,480 --> 00:36:03,480
Speaker 1: to mold the old caravan that went up to Queensland?

830
00:36:04,160 --> 00:36:05,920
Speaker 1: Or do you want a glossy new hoverboard.

831
00:36:06,080 --> 00:36:07,840
Speaker 2: No, it's a really good point. You want the hoverboard

832
00:36:07,880 --> 00:36:08,759
Speaker 2: now accessible, isn't it.

833
00:36:08,840 --> 00:36:09,680
Speaker 1: You want the hoverboard?

834
00:36:10,040 --> 00:36:11,200
Speaker 2: Yes, you want to go hoverboard?

835
00:36:12,080 --> 00:36:15,880
Speaker 4: I reckon And then and then we added to the showcase, Julie,

836
00:36:15,920 --> 00:36:17,160
Speaker 4: we're taking the hobby board.

837
00:36:19,920 --> 00:36:24,719
Speaker 1: You're going to ensure it make congratulations, which means, as

838
00:36:24,800 --> 00:36:27,560
Speaker 1: part of our showcase, we now have a Vestma scooter,

839
00:36:28,120 --> 00:36:31,279
Speaker 1: a hover board, twelve hundred dollars worth in flights, a

840
00:36:31,360 --> 00:36:34,720
Speaker 1: Tiffany's bracelet and a full tank of very expensive petrol.

841
00:36:34,800 --> 00:36:36,880
Speaker 4: And if that is enough for you to give us

842
00:36:36,920 --> 00:36:39,799
Speaker 4: a rental property, yes for a period of time.

843
00:36:39,680 --> 00:36:42,880
Speaker 1: Yes, to help out a family twice affected by the floods,

844
00:36:42,920 --> 00:36:46,200
Speaker 1: then please let us know Otherwise Tomorrow We've got four

845
00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,239
Speaker 1: double passes left to edsharant to see if we can

846
00:36:49,320 --> 00:36:51,680
Speaker 1: get these guys a house. Carli, you're happy.

847
00:36:52,520 --> 00:36:54,120
Speaker 13: I think that sounds fantastic.

848
00:36:54,680 --> 00:36:55,399
Speaker 15: We're well on the way.

849
00:36:55,600 --> 00:36:56,720
Speaker 1: We're back tomorrow.

850
00:36:57,280 --> 00:36:59,879
Speaker 2: Good on your Cali, Thank you, thanks.

851
00:37:00,280 --> 00:37:02,560
Speaker 1: I mean, it's lovely, lovely.

852
00:37:02,800 --> 00:37:04,640
Speaker 2: It feels good. I'm sure it will feel good. It

853
00:37:04,680 --> 00:37:06,680
Speaker 2: will feel good. Right now it feels terrible, but it

854
00:37:07,040 --> 00:37:10,760
Speaker 2: will feel good. It's will and Woodie, Jamie Lee Curtis.

855
00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:13,640
Speaker 2: Let's talk about her and what she's sure.

856
00:37:13,760 --> 00:37:15,560
Speaker 1: Let's talk about her. Shall we mate the twelve year

857
00:37:15,560 --> 00:37:18,040
Speaker 1: old and news going nuts? How many times did you

858
00:37:18,080 --> 00:37:20,120
Speaker 1: watch that True Live scene? By the way, it's got

859
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:28,320
Speaker 1: the audio on the dad and close your eyes well.

860
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:30,560
Speaker 2: Seeing that that's that was my favorite movie as a kid.

861
00:37:31,040 --> 00:37:33,719
Speaker 4: And only one part of loving that movie was that

862
00:37:33,840 --> 00:37:36,880
Speaker 4: incredibly sexy scene by Jamie Lee Curtis when she does

863
00:37:37,000 --> 00:37:40,239
Speaker 4: dance around for Arnold Schwarzenegger. If you haven't seen it,

864
00:37:40,680 --> 00:37:43,960
Speaker 4: get around the film True Life extraordinary anyway. But what's

865
00:37:44,040 --> 00:37:46,680
Speaker 4: Jamie up to now? She has become a celebrant. She

866
00:37:47,040 --> 00:37:50,200
Speaker 4: is a celebrant, and she's going to be officiating her

867
00:37:50,360 --> 00:37:52,000
Speaker 4: daughter's wedding.

868
00:37:52,520 --> 00:37:55,640
Speaker 2: Her daughter called Ruby. But this is where things get

869
00:37:55,680 --> 00:38:00,600
Speaker 2: a bit skewiff for mine. Skewiff Yes you if might

870
00:38:00,680 --> 00:38:02,320
Speaker 2: not be the right word, will, but go with me.

871
00:38:03,040 --> 00:38:04,040
Speaker 2: She's decided.

872
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:10,880
Speaker 4: She's decided to dress up as a character from World

873
00:38:11,080 --> 00:38:15,600
Speaker 4: of Warcraft to officiate her daughter's wedding.

874
00:38:15,920 --> 00:38:19,359
Speaker 2: Right now, this is right on the line. I think

875
00:38:19,480 --> 00:38:20,640
Speaker 2: Jamie thinks that's cool.

876
00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:23,279
Speaker 4: I think Jamie's like, oh, my daughter's gonna love this

877
00:38:23,280 --> 00:38:25,000
Speaker 4: is I'm gonna dress up as a character from World

878
00:38:25,080 --> 00:38:25,600
Speaker 4: of Warcraft.

879
00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:26,160
Speaker 2: She'll love it.

880
00:38:26,440 --> 00:38:28,640
Speaker 4: And I think what will end up happening is Jamie

881
00:38:28,680 --> 00:38:32,839
Speaker 4: will embarrass her daughter. No one wants their mum rocking

882
00:38:32,960 --> 00:38:35,400
Speaker 4: up to a wedding dressed as a character from the

883
00:38:35,480 --> 00:38:39,360
Speaker 4: World of Warcraft, or dressing up in any costume whatsoever.

884
00:38:40,160 --> 00:38:43,600
Speaker 4: But I dare say will that mums often find themselves

885
00:38:43,640 --> 00:38:47,279
Speaker 4: in these situations. What's that They go for something cool? Yeah,

886
00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,319
Speaker 4: I think, oh, this will be a bit cool. Kids

887
00:38:49,360 --> 00:38:52,719
Speaker 4: will love this, and it ends up being horrifically embarrassing

888
00:38:53,320 --> 00:38:56,440
Speaker 4: for the child. If you can at all relate to that,

889
00:38:56,960 --> 00:38:59,440
Speaker 4: give us a call. On thirteen one oh sixty five,

890
00:39:00,040 --> 00:39:02,080
Speaker 4: Mum's gone for something she thought it'd be cool.

891
00:39:02,400 --> 00:39:04,160
Speaker 2: And she horrifically embarrassed you.

892
00:39:04,239 --> 00:39:06,680
Speaker 4: I will never forget will When I had a few

893
00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,359
Speaker 4: boys over at my place, we were having a couple

894
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:12,640
Speaker 4: of drinking poos, just a couple of drinking poos, very

895
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:13,799
Speaker 4: very responsibly.

896
00:39:14,200 --> 00:39:17,200
Speaker 2: Anyway, Mom decided to get it. It was a drinking pooh,

897
00:39:17,480 --> 00:39:19,000
Speaker 2: an alcoholic beverage, right, ok.

898
00:39:19,440 --> 00:39:21,400
Speaker 4: Mom decides to get in on the fun and she goes, Oh,

899
00:39:21,480 --> 00:39:23,040
Speaker 4: the drink with the boys, you know, show that I've

900
00:39:23,040 --> 00:39:24,719
Speaker 4: still got it, and she ends up getting in the spa.

901
00:39:25,200 --> 00:39:27,320
Speaker 4: Don't ask too many questions, but she ends up getting

902
00:39:27,960 --> 00:39:30,600
Speaker 4: She ends up getting this spar totally. When you aren't

903
00:39:30,640 --> 00:39:32,359
Speaker 4: drinking in a spa, you get drunk a little bit

904
00:39:32,400 --> 00:39:34,240
Speaker 4: fast because of the dehydration effect.

905
00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,920
Speaker 1: Effectively, Sorry, your mum got in the spar with you

906
00:39:37,000 --> 00:39:37,520
Speaker 1: and your mates.

907
00:39:37,600 --> 00:39:39,440
Speaker 4: Yeah, I mean that's a bit skew if in itself,

908
00:39:39,520 --> 00:39:41,759
Speaker 4: isn't it second time I've used the word skew iff,

909
00:39:41,840 --> 00:39:43,480
Speaker 4: and I think that one's appropriate.

910
00:39:43,680 --> 00:39:47,040
Speaker 2: Anyway. Twenty minute in a bikini. She'sn't a one piece,

911
00:39:47,239 --> 00:39:50,320
Speaker 2: right Okay? Hot pink though, hot pink one piece.

912
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,360
Speaker 4: Pretty revealing anyway, I'm not going to get stuck on

913
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,320
Speaker 4: mad twenty minutes into her jump in the spar she

914
00:39:55,480 --> 00:39:57,120
Speaker 4: obviously the alcohol went to her head a bit and

915
00:39:57,200 --> 00:39:59,520
Speaker 4: she ended up doing this bit where she pretended like

916
00:39:59,600 --> 00:40:02,239
Speaker 4: she was on Titanic and the ship was going down.

917
00:40:02,360 --> 00:40:02,960
Speaker 1: Oh my god.

918
00:40:03,040 --> 00:40:06,239
Speaker 4: So she like had a shamp like the ship the

919
00:40:06,440 --> 00:40:09,120
Speaker 4: Titanic's going down, and I'm like, boys.

920
00:40:08,840 --> 00:40:11,879
Speaker 2: Go home, just get the hell out of here.

921
00:40:12,480 --> 00:40:12,760
Speaker 1: Wow.

922
00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,719
Speaker 2: So thirteen one O six five, if you can relate

923
00:40:15,760 --> 00:40:17,320
Speaker 2: to that has embarrassed you?

924
00:40:18,680 --> 00:40:21,480
Speaker 1: How badly has your mum embarrassed you?

925
00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,759
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're talking about it because one of my favorite women,

926
00:40:24,880 --> 00:40:28,200
Speaker 4: Jamie Lee Curtis, is set to no doubt embarrass her

927
00:40:28,320 --> 00:40:32,360
Speaker 4: daughter at her wedding. So her daughter's having a wedding,

928
00:40:32,760 --> 00:40:36,600
Speaker 4: Jamie's decided to go in character. She's going to dress

929
00:40:36,719 --> 00:40:40,359
Speaker 4: up as a character from World of Warcraft. I'm sure

930
00:40:40,719 --> 00:40:43,120
Speaker 4: she thinks it's cool, but this will no doubt embarrass me.

931
00:40:43,160 --> 00:40:45,520
Speaker 1: She's pretty cool Jamie Lee Curtis, though, and she can't.

932
00:40:45,760 --> 00:40:47,960
Speaker 1: I'd say she'd be one of the very few mums

933
00:40:48,040 --> 00:40:50,400
Speaker 1: that could pull off a World of Warcraft outfit in

934
00:40:50,440 --> 00:40:50,759
Speaker 1: the wedding.

935
00:40:50,880 --> 00:40:51,680
Speaker 2: No one can pull that.

936
00:40:51,719 --> 00:40:54,480
Speaker 1: Off, I reckon, Jamie Lee Curtis could mate, you know.

937
00:40:54,600 --> 00:40:56,880
Speaker 2: How much I love Jamie, know how much you love her?

938
00:40:56,960 --> 00:41:00,720
Speaker 2: No one pulls off playing a character called Jane round More.

939
00:41:01,120 --> 00:41:04,200
Speaker 4: Of World of Warcraft Jane Brownmore apparently, who's playing a

940
00:41:04,239 --> 00:41:04,799
Speaker 4: shocking name.

941
00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,960
Speaker 2: Now, will as your mum ever embarrassed you?

942
00:41:09,840 --> 00:41:12,040
Speaker 1: Well, there's one. There is one that sticks in my mind,

943
00:41:12,520 --> 00:41:15,640
Speaker 1: which we've discussed on this show before, which was when

944
00:41:15,680 --> 00:41:19,120
Speaker 1: we were having a family photo shoot by a pool.

945
00:41:20,640 --> 00:41:23,120
Speaker 2: This story sorry, keep going with me and.

946
00:41:23,160 --> 00:41:26,960
Speaker 1: My siblings and Mum had paid a photographer an exorbitant

947
00:41:26,960 --> 00:41:29,239
Speaker 1: amount to come over and take these polish black and

948
00:41:29,320 --> 00:41:31,320
Speaker 1: white photos that that haven in the mantle piece for

949
00:41:31,440 --> 00:41:32,160
Speaker 1: many years to come.

950
00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:36,160
Speaker 2: You know, the photos, A couple of candid laughs, et cetera.

951
00:41:36,280 --> 00:41:38,680
Speaker 1: Exactly. Yeah, but we hadn't got the candid laugh shot,

952
00:41:38,719 --> 00:41:39,160
Speaker 1: to be honest.

953
00:41:39,200 --> 00:41:40,239
Speaker 2: It was a bit of a crap day.

954
00:41:40,400 --> 00:41:42,880
Speaker 1: We're all in our speedos sitting by the side of

955
00:41:42,920 --> 00:41:44,000
Speaker 1: the pool and was a.

956
00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,680
Speaker 2: Bit cult And that's the money shot, by the way,

957
00:41:45,840 --> 00:41:48,320
Speaker 2: the family doing the laugh. That's a happy family laughing.

958
00:41:49,120 --> 00:41:50,960
Speaker 1: So Mum's like, how do I get the four kids laughing?

959
00:41:52,040 --> 00:41:53,480
Speaker 1: And look there's a bit of contention on this. You

960
00:41:53,520 --> 00:41:55,560
Speaker 1: can get this on the podcast as to exactly how

961
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:59,960
Speaker 1: the degree of this, but essentially mum behind the photograph

962
00:42:00,040 --> 00:42:04,000
Speaker 1: had decided to flash all of us with both her

963
00:42:04,080 --> 00:42:07,600
Speaker 1: breasts in the in the middle of the day. I

964
00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:12,000
Speaker 1: would and find my youngest brother, George fine five years old. Yeah,

965
00:42:12,040 --> 00:42:14,560
Speaker 1: you know he stopped breastfeeding, you know, three three and

966
00:42:14,600 --> 00:42:15,279
Speaker 1: a half years ago.

967
00:42:15,400 --> 00:42:17,480
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a well trodden ground for him quite recently,

968
00:42:17,800 --> 00:42:17,960
Speaker 2: you know.

969
00:42:18,840 --> 00:42:23,520
Speaker 1: As a thirteen year old eldest man. Tough day. Yeah,

970
00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,080
Speaker 1: and men, something me and my sister haven't spoken about since.

971
00:42:26,560 --> 00:42:28,200
Speaker 4: And by the way, the contention is that so there's

972
00:42:28,239 --> 00:42:30,400
Speaker 4: some people who believe there was a bra on with

973
00:42:30,520 --> 00:42:30,880
Speaker 4: the flash.

974
00:42:31,320 --> 00:42:31,840
Speaker 2: Other people.

975
00:42:32,080 --> 00:42:35,240
Speaker 1: Yes, the siblings are divided. I believe I saw nipple. Anyway,

976
00:42:35,239 --> 00:42:37,640
Speaker 1: we don't need to go into it. But yeah, most

977
00:42:37,680 --> 00:42:38,640
Speaker 1: of my mum's embarrassed.

978
00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,640
Speaker 2: I enjoy that we got Maria here on thirteen one

979
00:42:40,680 --> 00:42:43,440
Speaker 2: oh six y five. Maria, this is a story about

980
00:42:43,520 --> 00:42:45,400
Speaker 2: another mum that you know.

981
00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:49,920
Speaker 15: Yes, that's right. There was another mum at a wedding

982
00:42:50,080 --> 00:42:53,279
Speaker 15: and she was the mum of some friends we used

983
00:42:53,320 --> 00:42:56,359
Speaker 15: to hang out with when we were younger, some family friends, yep.

984
00:42:57,239 --> 00:43:00,759
Speaker 15: And what she did was she attended a wedding, and

985
00:43:01,040 --> 00:43:04,440
Speaker 15: she was dressed in an outfit similar to like a

986
00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:09,440
Speaker 15: cowgirl or cowboy outfit female version. Yeah, but instead of

987
00:43:09,480 --> 00:43:14,040
Speaker 15: an ordinary western hat, she had a really large sombrero,

988
00:43:14,320 --> 00:43:18,000
Speaker 15: that Mexican looking hat, and she had pistols, the plastic

989
00:43:18,160 --> 00:43:21,800
Speaker 15: pistols in her pockets on her hips. And she also

990
00:43:22,040 --> 00:43:27,320
Speaker 15: had that criss cross version of ammunition you see sometimes.

991
00:43:26,920 --> 00:43:27,759
Speaker 9: In movies.

992
00:43:29,040 --> 00:43:29,480
Speaker 2: For example.

993
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:35,360
Speaker 15: Yeah, so yeah, that criss cross with the ammunition in

994
00:43:35,480 --> 00:43:36,120
Speaker 15: the holders.

995
00:43:39,600 --> 00:43:42,200
Speaker 2: Was there a theme? Was it wild wild West theme?

996
00:43:43,120 --> 00:43:43,160
Speaker 1: No?

997
00:43:43,920 --> 00:43:51,360
Speaker 15: No thing, because she didn't like the bride, so.

998
00:43:51,480 --> 00:43:52,560
Speaker 5: She was the sister.

999
00:43:54,239 --> 00:43:57,160
Speaker 1: Went to show up, So she came out right, and.

1000
00:43:57,239 --> 00:43:59,239
Speaker 15: She looked a bit ridiculous, but I think she loved

1001
00:43:59,239 --> 00:44:01,640
Speaker 15: all the attention. My mom keeps reminding us of that

1002
00:44:01,800 --> 00:44:03,719
Speaker 15: story because my brother and I were really young.

1003
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:10,560
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a swipe with the wife, isn't it? Or

1004
00:44:10,600 --> 00:44:11,040
Speaker 2: the bride.

1005
00:44:11,600 --> 00:44:13,399
Speaker 4: You can't just dress up as a cowboy for you're

1006
00:44:13,400 --> 00:44:17,160
Speaker 4: against the wedding's got Laura, Laura, your mom tried to

1007
00:44:17,239 --> 00:44:18,400
Speaker 4: be cool and embarrassed you.

1008
00:44:19,400 --> 00:44:22,960
Speaker 13: Absolutely, so I was. I started seeing a guy and

1009
00:44:23,080 --> 00:44:25,640
Speaker 13: his name is Dallas. So when my mom met him,

1010
00:44:25,719 --> 00:44:30,399
Speaker 13: she thought she'd be really funny and say, Debbie's daughter

1011
00:44:30,520 --> 00:44:31,200
Speaker 13: does Dellas.

1012
00:44:32,719 --> 00:44:35,400
Speaker 2: That's pretty good gear. It's a well known pornographic film,

1013
00:44:35,760 --> 00:44:36,600
Speaker 2: Debbie does Dallas.

1014
00:44:36,640 --> 00:44:38,880
Speaker 1: For those that it was your mom's name, Debbie was

1015
00:44:38,920 --> 00:44:42,759
Speaker 1: your mum's name. Your mom's name was Debbie. You missed that, Laura, geez,

1016
00:44:42,760 --> 00:44:44,680
Speaker 1: that would have been a great punchline.

1017
00:44:45,040 --> 00:44:49,839
Speaker 7: You absolutely butchered it. It was literally the God God

1018
00:44:49,960 --> 00:44:55,120
Speaker 7: that kills me if it again, another crack, Laura, I'm

1019
00:44:55,120 --> 00:44:55,719
Speaker 7: gonna throw you.

1020
00:44:59,400 --> 00:45:01,480
Speaker 1: Don't give it. There was too much pressure on her already.

1021
00:45:07,840 --> 00:45:10,080
Speaker 2: Everyone's cleaning the slate all.

1022
00:45:10,560 --> 00:45:14,200
Speaker 1: The last thirty seconds. I haven't heard from Laura's commercial radio.

1023
00:45:14,200 --> 00:45:15,560
Speaker 1: You got You've got to get out, you gotta you

1024
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,319
Speaker 1: gotta hit me out. You go straight to traffic, your

1025
00:45:17,320 --> 00:45:19,520
Speaker 1: sweet fear. We both rock back on our chairs, laughing.

1026
00:45:19,719 --> 00:45:22,960
Speaker 4: This will be promo, This will be Laura, this will

1027
00:45:22,960 --> 00:45:24,480
Speaker 4: be prime. It'll play it across Australia.

1028
00:45:24,840 --> 00:45:31,759
Speaker 1: You know. So remember your mom's name. Okay, don't forget that, Laura.

1029
00:45:35,920 --> 00:45:39,160
Speaker 4: Wait, don't just shoot from the hip like that previous month.

1030
00:45:39,560 --> 00:45:43,560
Speaker 4: All right, Laura, your mom tried to be cool, Yes

1031
00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:44,000
Speaker 4: she did.

1032
00:45:44,120 --> 00:45:46,920
Speaker 13: Okay, So my mom's name is Debbie, and I was

1033
00:45:47,000 --> 00:45:51,840
Speaker 13: seeing a guy and his name was Dallous, and she

1034
00:45:51,960 --> 00:45:53,880
Speaker 13: thought she'd be really funny and make.

1035
00:45:53,800 --> 00:45:56,319
Speaker 9: A joke of jealous does Debbie's order?

1036
00:45:57,040 --> 00:46:01,560
Speaker 11: No, how has you done