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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized right now.

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Speaker 2: Our fairy god Martha's in the studio.

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Speaker 1: It's no problem, too big or too small. If you're

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Speaker 1: having an issue, you know who to call. It's Will

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Speaker 1: and Woodies. Very god Martha.

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Speaker 2: Martha Calata is in the studio with this on a Wednesday.

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Speaker 2: Welcome back.

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Speaker 3: It's nice to be here altogether. At the band's back together.

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Speaker 3: Have I I just haven't watched it for a good

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Speaker 3: seven days. Oh my god, you noticing?

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Speaker 2: Look out it does? It's my superpero.

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Speaker 3: Wow, I did.

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Speaker 2: Because I haven't got any myself but hotness you are.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I always worry about making a tweak to my hair

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Speaker 2: because he'll pick it up. I know immediately what is it? Belliage?

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Speaker 2: Is that?

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Speaker 3: That is exactly what it's called. Wow, look at the

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Speaker 3: boys always.

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Speaker 2: Beauty tips about his beauty is amazing.

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Speaker 3: Know, there's a lot about beauty. I like it a lot.

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Speaker 3: Thank you, Martha.

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Speaker 2: Now, Martha, we've got something we really wanted to ask you.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, go on where I'm a bit nervous, all.

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Speaker 2: Right, So so we were talking about we're talking about

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Speaker 2: this recently.

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Speaker 3: Just spit it out.

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Speaker 2: You seem nervous, not at all, I'm not at all.

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Speaker 3: Oh he's acting. Maybe then he's doing it to make

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Speaker 3: me feel nervous.

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Speaker 2: Are you pregnant?

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Speaker 3: Am I?

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Speaker 2: I was so close?

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Speaker 3: No, I'm not pregnant, not severely constipated, not pregnant.

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Speaker 2: How many days are we talking?

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Speaker 3: A good four days? Is that shocking?

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Speaker 2: Shocking? Four days without any movement?

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Speaker 3: No, I know it's no. I know. It's like, yeah,

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Speaker 3: you'd be talking about this. Always do it, We always

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Speaker 4: I'm not pregnant, isn't it people asking you if you're pregnant?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's so annoying. Week or like sometimes if I'm

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Speaker 3: posting a story and you know, like I'm very relaxed

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Speaker 3: people saying, oh my god, are you pregnant? Are you pregnant?

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Speaker 3: There's this rumor on TikTok that you're pregnant because like

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Speaker 3: I'm obviously sitting in a way where I'm just sitting relaxed.

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Speaker 3: Or if I just take a story and I'm just

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Speaker 3: so like I don't have like I'm not like you know,

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Speaker 3: tilting my pels, sucking my stomach, so yeah, my pots

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Speaker 2: Like I look pregnant to the toilet.

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Speaker 3: I don't have it, you know know, but like sometimes

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Speaker 3: I'm bloated, but any woman can sometimes be a bit bloated. Actually,

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Speaker 3: you know, funny story where I was getting my hair done.

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Speaker 3: The hairdresser was doing my hair and this woman walks

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Speaker 3: and she's like, no, I'm not. And I was just

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Speaker 2: Something about it, say something about it. Says you're fat.

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Speaker 2: I would have taken calls on this thirty one and

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Speaker 2: or vice versa vice versa. Have have you asked someone

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Speaker 2: that they were pregnant and then they said, no.

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Speaker 3: I've never done that, have you?

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Speaker 3: You strike me as the type you might know.

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Speaker 2: I would never shot that was.

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Speaker 3: So much confidence. I wouldn't.

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Speaker 2: There was an attack on my character. I've got more

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Speaker 3: I have more if I was pregnant.

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Speaker 2: Very we're talking about it. Up next thirty one six five.

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Speaker 2: Someone ever asked if you were pregnant and you weren't,

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Speaker 2: bomb I loved you? From up next on will and

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Speaker 2: what have you got our fairy Godmartha? Martha Califatta Si studio?

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Speaker 2: Right now, I've got Martha Calfetta's how fairy God Martha

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Speaker 2: in the studio.

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Speaker 1: It's no problem too big or too small. If you're

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Speaker 1: having an issue, you know who to call.

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Speaker 2: It's woman.

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Speaker 1: Would he's very.

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Speaker 2: God Martha, Welcome back. Mate's up up very calm. In

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Speaker 2: the second half, hear of matha am I yeah, your

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Speaker 2: tipp in tense in the first bit.

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Speaker 3: Oh, well that I just got accused of being pregnant

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Speaker 2: It wasn't an accusation, it was a joke. It's a

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Speaker 2: beautiful moment. It's a beautiful moment in your life.

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Speaker 3: No, absolutely, I know you were joking. And so that's

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Speaker 3: why I can have a laugh about it.

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Speaker 2: Yes, because but you don't like But obviously I.

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Speaker 3: Get asked all the time.

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Speaker 2: It's totally wild, so offensive. There's a bold thing someone

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Speaker 3: Oh she's well and truly speak. Yeah, wow, but she looks.

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Speaker 2: But I would only shoot for are you pregnant? When

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Speaker 2: they're in that situation. No, there's no doubt about it

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Speaker 2: that I wouldn't even shoot.

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Speaker 2: You just don't know how blooded people can get.

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Speaker 3: You have a straight faced conversation with someone like when you.

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Speaker 2: Know, you know, yeah, you have to I just wait

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Speaker 2: for them to bring it up. I just wouldn't address it.

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Speaker 3: So, oh, you're not drinking, you're shy, Natina.

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Speaker 2: It's that exactly, like, wow, no alcohol, go you high

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Speaker 2: five or whatever. This is not of chats. I have

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Speaker 2: with people. But I actually grabbed a pregnant woman's baby

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Speaker 2: at a Backstreet Boys concert.

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Speaker 3: You never met her before, the baby or the belly,

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Speaker 2: Was and he spun around and just just schmoozed her.

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Speaker 2: You can't, thank you. I can't just grab a random

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Speaker 3: You can't. But at a Factory Boys concert, I feel

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Speaker 2: And it was. It was this song and men who were.

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Speaker 2: Loved her. Backstreet Boys, it was Backstreet Boys on the block.

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Speaker 3: It was New Kids on the.

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Speaker 4: and watch that anyway. One six five we're talking about

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Speaker 2: Not someone's asked you if you're pregnant, and you and

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Speaker 2: you weren't. Stephanie's called Steph Hie, tell us your story.

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Speaker 2: Martha's in here as wrong, mate.

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Speaker 5: Oh look, I think Martha could probably relate. I was

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Speaker 5: the bridesmaid at a wedding recently and the color of

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Speaker 6: So artie off the day with that.

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Speaker 5: And then we finally get through all the photos.

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Speaker 6: I didn't know you're pregnant.

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Speaker 3: Bridal party and everyone always an auntie. There is always

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Speaker 2: I get to a point Auntie's I think aunties get

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Speaker 1: Rebecca, I beg what happened to you?

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Speaker 6: Martha? Martha, do not worry because this is horrendous. So

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Speaker 6: I was in my newborn bubble with my newborn baby.

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Speaker 6: so when is your baby jew? No, I've had the baby,

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Speaker 6: This is not like she was horrifying and I'm crushed.

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Speaker 6: I was crushed for weeks. I just thought, also, when

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I can contract compressed.

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Speaker 2: Sam gets a very itchy belly because there's skin stretches

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Speaker 2: so right, like rubs, like a whole tub of cream

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Speaker 3: Because it's so itchy because the skins stretching.

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Speaker 2: Quite seriously, it's enormous. Honestly, it's like the size of

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Speaker 2: ye know, it's it's a it's a process. These days,

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Speaker 3: At the moment.

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Speaker 2: I tell you what, there's a lot laughter is giving

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Speaker 2: you is over there. I want to get around.

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Speaker 4: Anyway, Rachel, were about to move to different bathrooms at

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Speaker 4: the moment.

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Speaker 2: I can't get around the sync anyway, Rachel. On thirty

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Speaker 2: one and six five, Rach, what happened to you? You

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Speaker 2: weren't pregnant and someone thought you were?

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Speaker 6: High So yeah, no I was.

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Speaker 8: I've had two kids and it was three years after

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Speaker 8: I'd had my last one, and I work in retail,

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Speaker 8: and in the space of one week, I had four

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Speaker 8: of my customers asked me if I was pregnant or

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Speaker 6: And it was horrible.

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Speaker 7: And the first couple of times I was just like, oh,

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Speaker 7: I'm not pregnant, and it was just that awkward joyment

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Speaker 7: where they would just be like, oh, oh, I'm sorry, sorry,

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Speaker 7: And then come the third time, I was just like,

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Speaker 7: stuff it, Yes, I'm pregnant.

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Speaker 2: You want to a bit Oh, Wow, Rachel, Well, congratulations.

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