Speaker 1: Hello, I'm the talented and gorgeous drag queen Artsimone. I
Speaker 1: want a quest to find regular looking people who live
Speaker 1: ordinary lives but are actually concealing some of the most
Speaker 1: bizarre professions, odd hobbies, and weird secrets. The catch is
Speaker 1: I don't know what they're hiding, and neither will you.
Speaker 1: It's my job to ask the right questions so we
Speaker 1: can find out together. Who knows, We might even find
Speaker 1: out that they're the most interesting person in the room.
Speaker 1: I'm likely this is concealed with art simone. Here's the
Speaker 1: guest roll, the type.
Speaker 2: Hi, my name is Rick.
Speaker 3: I'm in my early forties and I'm a stereotypical Melbourne
Speaker 3: I'm an art nerd, I'm a writer, I'm a music
Speaker 3: obsessive and Rick isn't actually my real name.
Speaker 4: Now.
Speaker 3: The reason you can't see my face and the reason
Speaker 3: I can't tell you what my actual day job is
Speaker 3: is because I have a side project that some people
Speaker 3: might find a little confronting.
Speaker 4: Hello, Rick, how are you?
Speaker 2: How are we?
Speaker 4: Rick?
Speaker 1: If that is your which it isn't your real name.
Speaker 1: So Ever, everyone Rick has walked in and I can't
Speaker 1: see Rick at all. I'm just faced with pixelated things.
Speaker 1: It's just it's like it's like I'm in my own
Speaker 1: segment on sixty minutes. I'm living my fantasy at the moment.
Speaker 1: It's like we've had to conceal your identity for the
Speaker 1: sake of you in this podcast, but we haven't used
Speaker 1: a voice transformer.
Speaker 4: Is that all right?
Speaker 2: That's completely fine?
Speaker 4: Yeah, feel free to mix up your accents throughout this.
Speaker 1: You know, I want British, I want I don't know
Speaker 1: where else you could be, from Russia, whatever, something like that,
Speaker 1: Maybe New Zealand.
Speaker 4: I can't do New Zealand except for saying for shorten chops.
Speaker 4: That's great.
Speaker 1: Now you're hiding something from me, Okay, there's a whole mystery.
Speaker 1: Not only do I not know what you look like,
Speaker 1: I don't know what your real name is, but I
Speaker 1: also don't know this big secret that you are concealing. Okay,
Speaker 1: So what I'm going to do is ask you three questions.
Speaker 1: Let's going and from the answer those three questions, I
Speaker 1: have to see if I can work out whatever it is.
Speaker 4: That you have concealed.
Speaker 1: Okay, So first question I have for you is what
Speaker 1: is your favorite film?
Speaker 3: Look, I'm a bit of a cinema nerd. Right, I
Speaker 3: am very much a Melbourne I who loves art, but
Speaker 3: I am a big Tarantino fan.
Speaker 4: Okay, what's your favorite Tarantino film?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 4: That's that's hard. Okay, Well I've asked you, so you're
Speaker 4: gonna have to answer, Okay.
Speaker 2: Rick, Right, Okay, I'm gonna lock in.
Speaker 4: That's like answer your question. It's like good question.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what are you lucking at the gay reservoir dots?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: Which is actually about me because I am a bitch. Okay,
Speaker 1: speaking of bitches, what is your pet Peeve?
Speaker 3: I really don't get along with people who drive the conversation,
Speaker 3: no offense, art who just take up the conversation. But
Speaker 3: this is your job, so that's absolutely fine.
Speaker 1: Oh, Rick, I think we're gonna be fighting by me,
Speaker 1: We're gonna be having a domestic very So is that
Speaker 1: because you prefer to drive the conversation or do you
Speaker 1: like things just like even an equal between participants.
Speaker 3: I like that, you know, back and forth flow of
Speaker 3: a conversation.
Speaker 2: Big fan of them.
Speaker 4: And take dogs bitches. Okay.
Speaker 1: Third question I have for you, Rick, is what is
Speaker 1: something that you cannot leave without music?
Speaker 2: Honestly? Music, I would lose my mind without music.
Speaker 4: Okay, very interesting.
Speaker 1: I'm putting my profile together for you, Melbourne Music Reservoir.
Speaker 1: Dog bitches, other people leading conversations, not the EBB and flow.
Speaker 1: We need to have flow. You know music has flow too, okay,
Speaker 1: genass has flow? What does taps?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 4: Water? Okay? All right, Okay, you're calling me a dirty plumber?
Speaker 1: No, because I think I've worked out what you're hiding
Speaker 1: from us, because I can't see you right now. So
Speaker 1: what I think you are is I think that you're
Speaker 1: a dentist. I think that you know I can't I
Speaker 1: can't show my face because I'm a dentist and you're
Speaker 1: into water flowing all right, and you like to lead
Speaker 1: the conversation because when the dentist has has someone else
Speaker 1: in the chair, what happens.
Speaker 4: Hands are in the mouth. It's all about you. You're talking, okay.
Speaker 1: Right, and when someone else talks, see I'm doing it
Speaker 1: right now, they'll chump your fingers off if you're a dentist.
Speaker 4: So it's truck. Are you a dentist?
Speaker 2: Art Simon, I am not.
Speaker 3: For the last two years, I've been making respectfully disrespectful
Speaker 3: sex positive audio corn for non sist. Men, I've over
Speaker 3: a twelve million listens, I have a beautiful and supportive
Speaker 3: online community, and everybody there knows me as as my daddy.
Speaker 1: What is going on?
Speaker 4: Oh my god?
Speaker 1: Hello? How are you audio porn?
Speaker 2: Now? Maybe maybe you could have gotten it if I'd
Speaker 2: put my my daddy voice.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. So Rick is not a dentist. He's
Speaker 1: in fact an IMR poorn artist?
Speaker 4: What a which?
Speaker 1: Who?
Speaker 4: Where? What?
Speaker 1: How?
Speaker 4: I would love to know.
Speaker 1: I'm here with rig I can still not see his face,
Speaker 1: but I have now discovered that No, Rick is not
Speaker 1: a dentist, is in fact an artist. He is as
Speaker 1: Mr Daddy. I feel like I have to really like
Speaker 1: get to know you again, because it's not it's all lie.
Speaker 1: I was a bit scared of you, right because I
Speaker 1: hate dentists, all right, especially when they're like, we can't
Speaker 1: show you what they look like.
Speaker 4: I'm like you, if you got a criminal for me,
Speaker 4: an a.
Speaker 1: Dentist possibly maybe maybe a dentist that steals crowns and
Speaker 1: sells them on the internet.
Speaker 4: I don't know. Okay, am I in safe hands? You?
Speaker 2: You are in very safe okay, very very safe hands?
Speaker 4: All right?
Speaker 1: Then, how how did this begin because you said on
Speaker 1: your thing about audio porn.
Speaker 4: Yes, okay, I had porn, and I went, oh what.
Speaker 1: But then I was like, oh, wait, im up, because
Speaker 1: you know they say things are like audio porn, but
Speaker 1: what does it start with?
Speaker 4: Are you saying dirty things? Is that what you're doing?
Speaker 2: So it really started.
Speaker 3: So this this began like two years ago at the
Speaker 3: start of Lockdown, right, yes, And I was on a
Speaker 3: zoom call with one of my friends and she was lamenting,
Speaker 3: you know, how bad mainstream porn was. This was like
Speaker 3: at the start when everyone was starting to get sexually frustrated.
Speaker 1: This was the bit of like solo only fans content,
Speaker 1: but that's like everyone was like, I'm stuck at home,
Speaker 1: I'm going to wank in a mirror.
Speaker 4: So you know, there was a saturation at the time.
Speaker 3: There was a lot, right, But so she was lamenting
Speaker 3: like how bad mainstream porn was. And one of the
Speaker 3: things that really drove her nuts was the men were
Speaker 3: all quiet, right, Like the men in mainstream porn are
Speaker 3: all quiet because it's created by sissent men for sissient men,
Speaker 3: and so on.
Speaker 2: None of the men him men. Right. So we've been
Speaker 2: partners in the past She knew that I had a
Speaker 2: talent for talking dirty, and so she was like, look,
Speaker 2: can you just send me.
Speaker 3: A couple of audios just to get me through this drought?
Speaker 2: This is killing me.
Speaker 3: So I sent her a few things off like later
Speaker 3: that week, didn't really think twice about it.
Speaker 4: So you said some things, yes, and she said they're
Speaker 4: quite nice actually.
Speaker 3: So it was a couple of weeks later we're on
Speaker 3: his another zoom chat, just catching up and she was like, so,
Speaker 3: I have to tell you something and I'm like, okay.
Speaker 3: She's like, and I'm really sorry. I should have asked
Speaker 3: for your consent. And I'm like, what is going on?
Speaker 2: Sorry?
Speaker 3: What She's like, I dropped the audios in the group
Speaker 3: chat with the girls, and now we have requests.
Speaker 4: And that's on this stage.
Speaker 3: Look, there's a little part of me that was like,
Speaker 3: I wish you asked for permission. But then there's another
Speaker 3: party that was like.
Speaker 2: Tell me more. Yes, this fill's kind of hot, tell
Speaker 2: me a little bit more.
Speaker 1: So when they say they've got requests, so like that,
Speaker 1: what more like joe Ane, Yeah, you look good today?
Speaker 1: Is it like names or they're like fantasies?
Speaker 3: It was very specific, kind of fantasies that they that
Speaker 3: they wanted. So I made a few more and then
Speaker 3: this friend was the one who really kind of like
Speaker 3: got the ball rolling was like, I think you should
Speaker 3: get this out there publicly. This is like a public
Speaker 3: service for for NONSI said, Man, get it out there.
Speaker 4: Where would you first upload your first audio?
Speaker 3: So the first one that I put up and I
Speaker 3: don't know if we can use brand names or anything,
Speaker 3: but it was to a porn hub.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, yes, what but isn't that video? What could
Speaker 4: you do? Audio?
Speaker 3: So it was basically a video with like pretty kind
Speaker 3: of looping images, just colors and just the audio.
Speaker 4: And what did that? Did someone find to go? This
Speaker 4: is quite nice?
Speaker 3: I remember like getting the first ones up and then
Speaker 3: like two weeks later it hit ten thousand views and
Speaker 3: I'm like, oh okay, and it just kind of kept
Speaker 3: going from there.
Speaker 1: Okay, So when you say it kept coming from there,
Speaker 1: what what level are you at in terms of asma
Speaker 1: artists right now?
Speaker 2: Like? Yeah, Like I mean, so what am I up to?
Speaker 3: I think it's like eleven million kind of listens across
Speaker 3: like multiple platforms now, like it's a podcast. You can
Speaker 3: actually find it on Spotify I've got a Patreon and
Speaker 3: I've got like hundreds of community members who support the
Speaker 3: art through that, and it just kind of keeps going,
Speaker 3: like like became visual in the last like six months
Speaker 3: in terms of graphic for you, well just photos as
Speaker 3: well on the Instagram. And I've very much become a
Speaker 3: member of this kind of like sex worker sex positive
Speaker 3: community that exists, especially on Instagram.
Speaker 2: So I have Covid to think for.
Speaker 4: It is one of the good things that we can
Speaker 4: thank covid for.
Speaker 1: But because I've actually never I've heard of ASMR, right,
Speaker 1: but I've never heard of it within this. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: it's almost like an audiobook or it's like a less
Speaker 1: personalized phone sex hotline. It's like, oh baby, but I
Speaker 1: guess that's more interactive. This is like one side. It's
Speaker 1: almost like a romance novels.
Speaker 3: It's interesting you say that because I think I think
Speaker 3: one of the reasons that it became popular is because
Speaker 3: without the visuals, you do have to kind of engage
Speaker 3: with them, or you have to use your imagination. I
Speaker 3: think visual porn, I don't know, it's kind of force
Speaker 3: feeds you what's sexy, right, It's like shoves it down
Speaker 3: your throat and it's like this.
Speaker 1: Is what's hot and other places too. It's so exciting,
Speaker 1: but it is okay.
Speaker 3: But but with audio, like I guess, it leaves space
Speaker 3: for you to kind of like fill in the gaps
Speaker 3: of the fantasy yourself.
Speaker 4: What do you call them? Episodes or pieces or how
Speaker 4: would you call what do you call it?
Speaker 3: So I like a year ago I just started calling
Speaker 3: it art. I literally was like, because I despise the
Speaker 3: word content, and I think you get a lot of
Speaker 3: that in like the only fantasy.
Speaker 4: Content creator I find that, really.
Speaker 2: But you are art.
Speaker 4: It's true.
Speaker 1: I can't say art on top of art because it
Speaker 1: gets very confusing for everyone. Okay, So with a typical
Speaker 1: piece of yours, if I was to tune in, what
Speaker 1: should I expect? Is it you speaking to that person
Speaker 1: or you narrating a scene like Sandra has walked in
Speaker 1: and she has blonde.
Speaker 4: Hair, or you're like, hey, baby, black your hair?
Speaker 2: What's It's very much as though I'm talking to you.
Speaker 3: So some are like instructionals where I'm like telling you
Speaker 3: to do that.
Speaker 2: Some are scenarios.
Speaker 3: So like one of my most popular is the student
Speaker 3: college university lecturer one being out at a restaurant and
Speaker 3: we go into the alleyway, So would.
Speaker 4: You like to pop outside for a moment. I've got
Speaker 4: something you can enrapp. I wouldn't be very good at it, actually.
Speaker 2: Not, kid, aren't keep going.
Speaker 1: I'll get good at it one day. What is your
Speaker 1: most popular piece?
Speaker 3: So the one that's been listened to the most is
Speaker 3: is literally it's just called Daddy's Masturbation Instructions.
Speaker 4: It's a nice book, actually, And where could we find? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Okay, and yeah, I think like a couple of the
Speaker 3: scenario ones are really popular, the one, the one in
Speaker 3: the restaurant, the one in the train, the one in
Speaker 3: the university lecturer's office.
Speaker 2: They're very popular.
Speaker 4: It's good. Actually, what do you see past? Daddy? You know?
Speaker 4: Where do you think this could lead you? You know what?
Speaker 4: I have no idea.
Speaker 3: I've really just been trying to enjoy the journey because
Speaker 3: I don't know, Like there's a part of me that
Speaker 3: thinks if I start treating it like a like a job, job,
Speaker 3: like I'll lose that passion for it and and the
Speaker 3: beauty of it. So yeah, I'm not sure, but like,
Speaker 3: like I honestly I listen a lot to whoever's you know,
Speaker 3: the community that's listening to it, and just trying to
Speaker 3: take those suggestions. Like, for example, I had a lot
Speaker 3: of calls for to make gay audios yes, and I
Speaker 3: was like, yeah, I'm going to give this a go.
Speaker 3: But it felt that felt performative and.
Speaker 4: It's a big guy for pars.
Speaker 3: And there's a part of me that goes, well, I
Speaker 3: don't want to take up space for you know, lgbt
Speaker 3: q A A.
Speaker 1: You've come across any que AMR porn that's a.
Speaker 4: Gap in the mark. Look there is because what did
Speaker 4: someone say? Gap? Hello?
Speaker 2: What I ended up.
Speaker 3: Doing is I started making non binary stuff because that works,
Speaker 3: like I can strip away gender, yes, and just play
Speaker 3: with terms that that.
Speaker 4: Across the board. Okay, yes, And.
Speaker 3: That's been received really really well, Like goodness, yeah you
Speaker 3: said that.
Speaker 4: You know, traditional poor men don't really say much.
Speaker 1: Have you ever considered dubbing a porn.
Speaker 3: That's a genius that's actually a genius idea.
Speaker 1: I fixed it for you and you can put it
Speaker 1: all in there and their heads aren't even in the
Speaker 1: frame most of the time.
Speaker 4: Anyways, a full conversation.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you could be a voice actor for
Speaker 1: like a porn studio because you know, you know, the
Speaker 1: men there sometimes not much go on. There's one thing
Speaker 1: they're good at, all right, the other stuff not so much.
Speaker 2: What is that one thing?
Speaker 4: Oh, you know, inserting?
Speaker 1: But yeah, maybe you could be like out of frame,
Speaker 1: you could be doing the voice of being like whatever
Speaker 1: you do.
Speaker 4: I'm clearly out of the two things that I'm good at.
Speaker 4: I'm clearly good at the other thing.
Speaker 2: But because look, you're you're very good at talking.
Speaker 3: So why aren't do you feel you have a I
Speaker 3: could have a talent for dirty talk?
Speaker 2: Or is this something you haven't explored?
Speaker 4: Oh no, I'm not very good at it.
Speaker 1: Because the thing is, I talk all the time, and
Speaker 1: I love to not have to talk.
Speaker 4: Sometimes and I can just shut up for a little bit.
Speaker 1: My mouth's usually busy doing other things, so there's no
Speaker 1: time for talking because you just be.
Speaker 4: Like you It wouldn't be very nice, you know, busy
Speaker 4: mouth can't talk.
Speaker 1: But you know, have you ever ventured out into other
Speaker 1: types of ASMR if you try? Because it's not more
Speaker 1: than just the audio pull. That's true because also, like
Speaker 1: regular AMR is kind of like porny for some people,
Speaker 1: they're like, oh yeah, she wing a pickle for me.
Speaker 2: Muck bang is muck bang. People really get into.
Speaker 4: It, like I put a brush through your hair.
Speaker 3: Oh so Gord, it's true that potato in your mouth.
Speaker 4: It's so crazy.
Speaker 1: My favorite is yeah, the lady that types in the
Speaker 1: keyboard and needs to pickle at the same time, with
Speaker 1: long nails, and.
Speaker 4: It's I always watch you betapairs.
Speaker 1: Last night it was her with like an icy pole
Speaker 1: and she was like.
Speaker 3: Call you send me a link for research. Look, I'll
Speaker 3: make you one of those. If that's your thing, I
Speaker 3: will make you one with you to pickle type on
Speaker 3: a keyboard.
Speaker 4: She choose, and it's like, it's crazy.
Speaker 3: Like I have I've made like calming audio was like,
Speaker 3: because I got a few requests for those like I've
Speaker 3: read Like the strangest one I did is I read
Speaker 3: Red Green Eggs and ham Close. I read I read
Speaker 3: like Carl Marx for like forty five minutes.
Speaker 2: And for some.
Speaker 3: Reason, a lot of the socialist Devians who follow me
Speaker 3: really like that.
Speaker 4: I bet you who ordered that originally car marks.
Speaker 1: Like my audio book. I want to see what this
Speaker 1: sounds like. This sounds a bit better. Actually, I'll take that.
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness. Have you met or run into any
Speaker 1: people that know you're working?
Speaker 3: You're like, there has been a couple of incidents now where.
Speaker 4: People are like sound familiar.
Speaker 3: No, I have actually had that, Like I had somebody
Speaker 3: hit me up on the social media going, I think
Speaker 3: I heard you in Blank Suburbs the other day walking
Speaker 3: down the street and was that you?
Speaker 2: And I was like, what time? And it was It
Speaker 2: was definitely.
Speaker 3: They walked past me in the street and recognize me
Speaker 3: from my loud, booming voice.
Speaker 4: Oh my god. It was like me.
Speaker 1: I was calling my doctor the other day and there
Speaker 1: was a different person the reception and halfway through this
Speaker 1: phone call, they're like, you seeund really Familia And I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, yes, I hit it all the time,
Speaker 1: getting ready to be like yes, I'm a drag queen,
Speaker 1: and she goes, are you on TikTok? I was like, yes,
Speaker 1: but that's not where you'd know me from anyway. I'm
Speaker 1: a table stream my legs. So do you want to
Speaker 1: be anonymous or do you feel like you have to
Speaker 1: be anonymous because of your job.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 3: There's a part of me that's like I don't want
Speaker 3: to be idolized. I like the anonymity because I don't
Speaker 3: want to feed my ego too much.
Speaker 1: That's a rare thing to say, an ego, what is that?
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, if my head doesn't shot in the room anymore,
Speaker 1: that's me. Well are two different people.
Speaker 2: I mean, look, if I was worrying that weik Yeah.
Speaker 4: You got it.
Speaker 1: The weak hides have big my head actually it makes
Speaker 1: it look like a normal size, because that's something I
Speaker 1: don't have personally anymore.
Speaker 4: I used to have with drag. I used to have
Speaker 4: a nom during the day.
Speaker 1: I could, you know, walk around and people would be like, oh, hello,
Speaker 1: I don't have that anymore, and a part of.
Speaker 4: Me misses it.
Speaker 1: But part of me also loves being stopped in the
Speaker 1: graveyisle to take a photo with an old lady.
Speaker 4: I think it's fun.
Speaker 1: It's so started this segments by grave Box Hello beautiful barrel. Yes,
Speaker 1: but yeah, there is there any other circumstances where you're like,
Speaker 1: I may be outed as the one and only.
Speaker 3: Yeah, look there was There was one incident that definitely
Speaker 3: crossed a line. Somebody was able to kind of find
Speaker 3: my my actual in real life Instagram and it was
Speaker 3: bizarre because they did it by finding a tattooist.
Speaker 2: They saw a tattoo that I had and they kind
Speaker 2: of tracked me down through that and tried to add
Speaker 2: me and I had to let them know, like, this
Speaker 2: is kind of crossing a line.
Speaker 4: Yes, he's crossing a line. I'm just a human being.
Speaker 1: You are infatuated with the art, with the product, but
Speaker 1: it is not me.
Speaker 4: Okay, correct, chill axe, dude. I get it the same.
Speaker 1: Like people come up to me and they'd be like,
Speaker 1: say my real name to me, Like that's cool, why.
Speaker 2: Now get out of my present.
Speaker 1: They'd be like, hello, nice to meet you, Jack, and
Speaker 1: I'm like cool, Well, like four hours in the mirror
Speaker 1: today looking like art for you?
Speaker 4: So shut the fuck, rude bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah, how do you say? You have a work a
Speaker 1: lot on Instagram and everything. Instagram is notorious for censorship.
Speaker 1: How does that work for you?
Speaker 3: Look, Instagram is It's terrible. It's like I've been banned twice.
Speaker 3: A bunch of sex workers and sex positive educators that
Speaker 3: I know and am friends with have been banned as well.
Speaker 3: They've really been cracking down in the past like three,
Speaker 3: three and four months.
Speaker 4: Especially.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm I'm privileged enough that I don't rely on
Speaker 3: this for my soulsals of income. But you know a
Speaker 3: lot of sex workers do.
Speaker 4: Whether that's safe space is Twitter? Twitter?
Speaker 2: Twitter?
Speaker 4: Anything goes on Twitter. Job.
Speaker 1: It's crazy you can, especially in the gay world. I
Speaker 1: can probably find every one of my friend's nudes on Twitter.
Speaker 1: They just put it all out there under their alts.
Speaker 1: But it's like, Babe, you've got tattoos. I know what
Speaker 1: your tattoos look like. I know that it's you raw
Speaker 1: dog and three dicks at the moment. But now I
Speaker 1: know why you canceled lunch. Okay, because you can't do
Speaker 1: that after lunch. Okay, so it makes sense, But just
Speaker 1: tell me. I hate to find out like this when
Speaker 1: I'm on the train next to your grandmother. I hate Yes, sorry,
Speaker 1: Beryl again, we did do the gravy photo, but yes,
Speaker 1: this is my friend in an orgy, you know. And
Speaker 1: I never turned the sound on for those because they
Speaker 1: sometimes have too much talking. It's like, okay, all right,
Speaker 1: let's put that pearl necklace away. Yeah, so Twitter, maybe maybe,
Speaker 1: maybe we're trying to say yes, Tweter could be good. Okay,
Speaker 1: Now I want you to coach me through, like the
Speaker 1: best way to close this. I want you to coach
Speaker 1: me through my first AMR audio poem. How how should
Speaker 1: I start it off? I'm talking directly to the person. Yes,
Speaker 1: so if you're listening to this, this is for you.
Speaker 4: Was that good? Maybe not? Okay?
Speaker 3: You know, I think I think we can work with that.
Speaker 3: I think we can work with like be really direct,
Speaker 3: be like, oh.
Speaker 4: Yo, this is you.
Speaker 1: Now listen, I'm talking to you. Yeah, go with the
Speaker 1: head virgine. Yeah, no, it's pretty good, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Things are getting hot and steamy here.
Speaker 2: Look I I do drop my voice a.
Speaker 4: Couple of octaves.
Speaker 2: Ah and hello. Let's how about how about we do
Speaker 2: a repeat after me?
Speaker 3: How about we go about half a Yeah, okay, you're ready?
Speaker 2: Oh, hello there, big boy?
Speaker 1: Oh and like Darth Vader, Oh, big.
Speaker 4: Boy, that's quite a frank and phurt. You're a footy
Speaker 4: frank in your pocket? Or yeah? All right, well your
Speaker 4: industry is safe okay for now.
Speaker 1: So even though Rick had to conceal his identity, it
Speaker 1: turns out it wasn't because he was a dentist.
Speaker 4: Damn really thought I nailed that one.
Speaker 1: No, instead, he is an audio as Mr porn Artist.
Speaker 4: Turns out it's much harder than it sounds.
Speaker 1: I found out some of us are better talkers and
Speaker 1: some of us, well, we're better at doing the deed.
Speaker 4: You've been listening to an.
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