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Speaker 1: The Will and Woody podcast that bite sized yesterday on

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Speaker 1: the show Will to get You Ready for being a father?

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Speaker 1: I brought up, and I'm being really honest, now, a

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Speaker 1: pretty stupid idea. If you missed it, here it was,

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Speaker 1: and I'm thinking next week, you look after me like

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Speaker 1: a baby, put a diaper on me, you feed me,

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Speaker 1: you bathe me, I stay at yours.

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Speaker 2: Come on, no, you need this. Can you appreciate I'm

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Speaker 2: trying to help you.

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Speaker 1: In the last twenty four hours, something has happened, like

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Speaker 1: there's something serious has happened, serious in the in the

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Speaker 1: business realm.

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Speaker 3: In the business serious in the business.

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Speaker 4: L Can you know what you're saying?

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Speaker 2: Yes, I can play my business music.

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Speaker 4: This is evctively. Can I do Brother's due to this?

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Speaker 3: This is just a cheap way for companies to get

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Speaker 3: on this show. They go through Woody, so.

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Speaker 1: They get a cheap deal, they get a good accountable.

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Speaker 1: But here's the thing I haven't well, yeah, they did

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Speaker 1: personally reach out to me. There's a company, a very

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Speaker 1: big company, that want to buy the idea of not

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Speaker 1: you looking after me like a baby.

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Speaker 2: They thought that was a bit sick.

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Speaker 5: I agree, but.

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Speaker 2: Some sense they.

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Speaker 1: Really like the idea of you and I being attached

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Speaker 1: for a week attached, and they threw into the into

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Speaker 1: the arena handcuffed.

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Speaker 4: They said, who's the company Falsom prison?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, no, it's a it's a weird link. It's

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Speaker 1: an obscure link. The company that want to pay for

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Speaker 1: us to handcuff each other for a week is Fiji Airways.

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Speaker 2: We love Fiji Airways on this show.

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Speaker 4: We love them.

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Speaker 2: They've bought the bit. Why I imagine they've bought the bit.

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Speaker 4: I even agreed to it.

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Speaker 1: The radio stations receiving them, I imagine a lot of

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Speaker 1: money and I haven't agree.

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Speaker 2: Read well, now you doing.

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Speaker 1: It, mate, You're just doing it because I've signed so.

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Speaker 4: You know as a when we overs to get ready?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, child, well we can.

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Speaker 1: We can do it together handcuffed, my friend, So we

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Speaker 1: will be hand this not really, but the radio station's

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Speaker 1: making a lot of money and I've got a lot

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Speaker 1: of pats on the back. So, by the way, find

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Speaker 1: your freedom in Fiji book now Fiji Airways dot com.

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Speaker 1: Oh there's the link. By the way, we're going to

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Speaker 1: be shackled for a week. Find your freedom in Fiji.

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Speaker 1: So Fiji Airwise they're buying the bit, which means for

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Speaker 1: you and me and for everyone listening, you and I,

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Speaker 1: as of tomorrow are going to be handcuffed for seven

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Speaker 1: days straight. And if you want to go to Fiji.

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Speaker 1: By the way, if you want to go to Fiji,

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Speaker 1: get along to Willanmwoody dot com for your chance of

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Speaker 1: a trip of a lifetime, so free.

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Speaker 2: Airfares to Fiji. You stay at Jean Michel Cousteau Resort.

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Speaker 2: I've looked that up. That's gorgeous.

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Speaker 1: If you want a trip to Fiji, go to Willanmwoody

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Speaker 1: dot com. But William, how are you feeling about the

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Speaker 1: fact that, all thanks to Fiji Airways, the best airline

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Speaker 1: in the world, you and I are going to be

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Speaker 1: handcuffed for a week.

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Speaker 5: Why don't.

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Speaker 4: I don't know. I don't know, I don't know.

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Speaker 1: A choice to bring back the music and there we go.

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Speaker 2: So we are got to be handcuffs for a week,

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Speaker 2: seven days.

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Speaker 3: But okay, the big person through this through I never think,

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Speaker 3: how are you gonna brush your teeth with my other hand?

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Speaker 3: You would what if you have what's what if you're

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Speaker 3: handcuffed on your right hand?

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Speaker 4: I haven't thought about that. Either which hand's gonna handcuff me?

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Speaker 4: How are you gonna apply to you oderin? How are

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Speaker 4: you gonna go to the toilet? How are we gonna shower?

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Speaker 4: We'll figure it out of the How are we going

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Speaker 4: to sleep? How are you going to sleep? Where are

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Speaker 4: we going to sleep?

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Speaker 2: On my back?

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Speaker 4: Where are we going to be? Thinking?

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Speaker 2: Upstairs? At mine?

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Speaker 1: In the rumper's room, you know, the rumpers room. This

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Speaker 1: is just the boys in the rumper's room watching movies.

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Speaker 4: We won't be watching movies.

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Speaker 2: I'm keen to watch a movie. Why do you want

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Speaker 2: to watch a movie with me? Because anyway, we will

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Speaker 2: deal with this as we go.

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Speaker 1: But the big question for me, I think we need

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Speaker 1: someone special to cuff us.

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Speaker 4: At the start, I've got a birth in class next week.

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Speaker 4: I've got two I've got to go to. I've got

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Speaker 4: to go to the mama. I've got to go to

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Speaker 4: the Midwives and Mothers of Australia.

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Speaker 2: Correction.

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Speaker 1: We have a birth in class next week. Because I

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Speaker 1: am attached to you, my friend. The big question for me, though,

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Speaker 1: will who cuffs us? Thirteen one oh sixty five is

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Speaker 1: our number?

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Speaker 3: The big question, big question that's an important one that's

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Speaker 2: That's right ahead of us. Our next step is being handcuffed.

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Speaker 1: I think someone who knows about handcuffs, like think of

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Speaker 1: someone like I mean, not a real police officer, that's

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Speaker 1: a bit full on, but someone who's maybe played a

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Speaker 1: time thirty h My god, maybe this is why who

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Speaker 1: do you think should come in tomorrow and ceremoniously cuff us?

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Speaker 2: Have I said that right? Ceremoniously?

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Speaker 4: You haven't right?

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Speaker 6: Right?

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Speaker 2: All of this is wrong, It's very wrong. You've got

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Speaker 2: an idea.

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Speaker 1: I'm thirty one six characters say.

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Speaker 4: You are sellout, You're a cheap to bit sellout.

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Speaker 3: Have you having a wonderful, wonderful drive home? I'm not

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Speaker 3: cards on the table now.

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Speaker 1: You are having a stinker for the next seven days,

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Speaker 1: because will you and I are going to be handcuffed

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Speaker 1: next to each other for.

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Speaker 2: The for the entire time.

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Speaker 1: And the only way I've got this over you, well,

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Speaker 1: the only way you're doing this is because the beautiful

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Speaker 1: people at Fiji Airways have bought the bit. They've bought

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Speaker 1: the bit. They heard me pitch this yesterday. It was

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Speaker 1: like half a joke and They.

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Speaker 2: Were like, we love that.

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Speaker 1: If you, if you handcup each other together for seven days,

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Speaker 1: we'll pay the radio station a lot of cash.

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Speaker 3: I hate the fact that money talks in this game.

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Speaker 2: Buddy over does. But can I just says.

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Speaker 3: Criptive, what a great time, media, what a.

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Speaker 2: Great time to get to Fiji? Beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so it's done. It's absolutely done. Mate, you and

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Speaker 1: me handcuffed seven days? But Fiji? Can I just say that,

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Speaker 1: stressed that one more time? Get to Fiji, guys and

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Speaker 1: take Fiji.

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Speaker 3: We did you like get some flights for us to Fiji,

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Speaker 3: like a little baby moon for me.

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Speaker 4: Or something like that.

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Speaker 2: That would have been you're joking?

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Speaker 4: Are you joking? I'm not.

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Speaker 2: It was very quick. This is twenty four hour turnaround.

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Speaker 1: I wasn't thinking, so it was I consulted because I

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Speaker 1: thought you'd say no. So so anyway, if you if

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Speaker 1: you're listening right now and you want a trip to.

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Speaker 2: Fiji, go to Willanwoody dot com.

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Speaker 1: Can I get your chance to Well, you can go

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Speaker 1: to will and Woody dot for your chance to win.

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Speaker 2: A trip of a laugh.

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Speaker 4: Let's to the calls.

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Speaker 1: So the big thing is tomorrow we need to be

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Speaker 1: ceremoniously cuffed, handcuffed, and I think someone who has some

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Speaker 1: experience with handcuffs would be good.

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Speaker 4: Lena, who do you think should cuff us?

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Speaker 7: I have had really good experience with a gentleman by

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Speaker 7: the name of Carlos who works and owns the company

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Speaker 7: Magic Men, who is a male entertainment business, and he

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Speaker 7: is a very very attractive. He offers for stripper and

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Speaker 7: you like him cuffing you, mate, He's really good at it.

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Speaker 7: Let's put it that way.

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Speaker 4: Thanks for that, cheers.

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Speaker 3: I'm not getting cuffed by a stripper, So some sort

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Speaker 3: of put a line through that to be a father

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Speaker 3: in month?

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Speaker 4: In a month and a half, mate.

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Speaker 2: How would that stop you from being a father in

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Speaker 2: love with Carlos child.

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Speaker 4: I'm already having enough trouble showing my child. What did

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Speaker 4: daddy do for a job. He handcuff to a man

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Speaker 4: called wood He for a week. It's already bad enough.

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Speaker 4: It's not kicking off with the stripper a right.

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Speaker 2: Fair enough.

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Speaker 1: Let's go to Pete here. Pete, who do you think

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Speaker 1: she'd cuff us?

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Speaker 5: Boys?

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Speaker 2: Interesting?

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Speaker 4: See that's good.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, she's got a bit of experience, you know, the

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Speaker 4: I mean she's had them on her though, has she

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Speaker 4: has she necessarily? Has she necessarily?

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Speaker 1: Well, no, I think even she's been in cuffs, she is,

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Speaker 1: absolutely and give us some to deal with them, give

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Speaker 3: Are you still there, Pete? Obviously what are not going

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Speaker 3: to be handcuffed together for a week. We're obviously be

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Speaker 3: looking for things to do. Maybe should give us a

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Speaker 3: few boogey boarding tips as well.

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Speaker 1: Now you've crossed the line, Pete, finds are funny. I

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Speaker 1: don't because I could get canceled. Let's go to Tammy

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Speaker 1: here on no no leave it will Tammy thirteen one

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Speaker 1: oh six five Tammy?

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Speaker 2: Who do you think should cuff us?

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Speaker 5: John Woods?

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Speaker 3: Oh Blue Heelers, John Blue Hill?

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Speaker 2: I mean what John Wood?

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Speaker 1: Twenty years he would have played the sergeant.

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Speaker 3: Constable senior Sergeant Tom Croyden.

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Speaker 2: He was do you remember the name of his character?

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Speaker 4: To watch the Hills a lot?

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Speaker 3: Mate? It was it was religious religious TV in my

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Speaker 3: house Lisa.

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Speaker 2: Mcen I also, well, this is great shot.

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Speaker 3: So I think John Wood's doing better things than handcuffing us.

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Speaker 2: So who have we got? You got a stripper called

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Speaker 2: Carlos who apparently is very good.

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Speaker 4: Guy Piers he was in l a confidence.

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Speaker 2: I don't think guy Piers he would be fly over Banner.

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Speaker 4: He was in chopper around. He know his way around

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Speaker 4: a set of cuffs.

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Speaker 2: Banner would be good.

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Speaker 6: He was.

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Speaker 4: He was Fork most recently as well.

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Speaker 3: It was it was a federal police officer in that

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Speaker 3: adaptation of Jane Harper's book.

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Speaker 2: Right yeah, Peter Fork.

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Speaker 1: Okay, So look, Banner's right up there with Chappelle Corby.

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Speaker 1: I don't think she would entertain coming down.

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Speaker 3: Chappelle coming in to be a great bit to go

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Speaker 3: totally wild.

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Speaker 2: She's not coming in.

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Speaker 3: She might John if the incentive is there, Where do

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Speaker 3: you sit with?

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Speaker 4: John would boogie board in competition?

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Speaker 1: Now, stop bringing that up. I don't know whether to

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Speaker 3: Would be good mate, again, you've done this, You've done

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Speaker 4: John Wood, and you want to get handcuffed tomorrow.

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Speaker 2: We'll leave it with us. We've got Banner.

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Speaker 4: Morrow being handcuffed.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And someone will come into.

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Speaker 4: My grantly played Carl Williams. There's a there's a chance

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Speaker 2: We do, we know Giton. All right, leave it with us, guys.

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Speaker 1: We will be handcuffed tomorrow on the show and then

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Speaker 3: I'm seriously gets the least you could have done.

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Speaker 1: Here's a baby moonigays everywhere.

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Speaker 2: I'll give you a discount on the traffic.

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Speaker 3: Speaking of absolutely effing it up this time, no signed

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Speaker 2: Had dare you? Fiji Airways is not the devil.

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Speaker 1: Fiji Airways is incredible airline and if you want to

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Speaker 2: They are the best. And they also.

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Speaker 2: But tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: Yes he did.

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Speaker 2: Anyway, we're sort of laughing about it.

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Speaker 1: Whatever. Someone dm us they want to remain unnamed, which

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Speaker 1: Wood's mobile number, yes, or what they believe is John

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Speaker 1: Wood's mobile number. Now, this is a pretty big no

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Speaker 2: We have to tell him live on radio straight away immediately.

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Speaker 1: if it's senior comes to full Tom.

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Speaker 2: Crawdon Well John Wood, John Wood, Yes, if.

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Speaker 2: Damn covers He's not so much.

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Speaker 4: I'll let us the talking here.

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Speaker 1: Is that?

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Speaker 5: Hello?

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Speaker 4: Hi?

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Speaker 2: Is that John Wood speaking?

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Speaker 6: It is in the Yes, good John, This is this.

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Speaker 2: Is Will and Woody speaking here.

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Speaker 5: Good.

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Speaker 1: How are you have you have you have you heard

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Speaker 5: John?

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Speaker 5: Really? No? Who are you with?

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Speaker 2: We're with kids?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, and you are actually you are on radio right now? John? Yes,

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Speaker 2: Because we just want.

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Speaker 6: To travel at least you're not trying to sell me

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Speaker 2: I actually do have a side hustleble talk off air.

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Speaker 2: But John, we wanted to call you. Are you around tomorrow?

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Speaker 5: Tomorrow?

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Speaker 2: Tomorrow being Friday? Like, are you you?

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Speaker 4: Does give He's alive?

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, are you available tomorrow?

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Speaker 5: Yes?

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Speaker 6: It depends what for, of course, but I'm hoping to

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Speaker 5: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: Well, John, we're doing this bit on the radio show

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Speaker 1: where we're going to hand cuff ourselves together for seven

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Speaker 5: Why would you want to do that?

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Speaker 2: Well?

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Speaker 4: Yeah, no, great, John, Great, great question. Will we get

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Speaker 1: It's to get Will ready for fatherhood because he's going

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Speaker 5: What is he going to change?

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Speaker 4: Him?

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Speaker 6: Happy as well?

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Speaker 2: I know he's not ideal. No, he's not, John, He's

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Speaker 3: No, he did a deal with Fiji and they've sponsored.

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Speaker 4: The bit now, so we have to do it.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's okay, that's it.

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Speaker 5: So, John, obligation now that's right?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, but you know, I think it'll be

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Speaker 1: But John, so we thought, just because of your most

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Speaker 1: tomorrow and ceremoniously and cuff us.

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Speaker 5: You you can afford me?

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Speaker 2: How much do you cost?

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Speaker 5: John? Well, I am a.

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Speaker 4: Gold can rustle you up some funds? Would you obviously allocated.

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Speaker 5: For that in the budget? Well? Good? Yeah, mind you

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Speaker 5: was eighteen years ago.

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Speaker 4: So are you sure I had a cuff someone years ago?

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Speaker 5: Your your child is going to be hold them?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? But if we talk money, maybe off John, would

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Speaker 1: you would you be would you be open to coming

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Speaker 5: Yeah? Sure, stupid enough to do it well?

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Speaker 1: And John, I mean, I know I'm asking for too

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Speaker 5: Well, I don't have a police uniform. Okay you can't.

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Speaker 5: Coming and pretend to be? But no, I don't have

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Speaker 5: a police uniform. They belong to get you a hat.

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Speaker 4: I'll get you a hat or something. John, how about that?

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Speaker 5: All right?

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Speaker 3: Good beautiful hat John, you're a legend.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll talk details off, fair made.

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Speaker 6: All right, no worries, have a great after tomorrow.

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Speaker 4: John g Ways unbelievable, believable.

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Speaker 1: Rick Any wants at least ten ten thousand dollars.

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Speaker 4: Do you ever ask where he was? He might be

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Speaker 5: Is he's still drive?

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Speaker 2: He still I don't know, drinking to take a trip

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Speaker 2: to Fiji, pavement.

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Speaker 3: You're gonna worry about my trip to Fiji before you

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Speaker 4: Mate, that's what you got. You've got things to sort out.

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