1 00:00:01,440 --> 00:00:04,560 Speaker 1: And Amanda gam Nation. So as I said, I've got 2 00:00:04,600 --> 00:00:06,240 Speaker 1: a story about undies. But I think this is a 3 00:00:06,320 --> 00:00:09,319 Speaker 1: universal story. I don't know if it is for guys, 4 00:00:09,320 --> 00:00:10,520 Speaker 1: but I'll tell you the story and see if you 5 00:00:10,560 --> 00:00:14,840 Speaker 1: think you can relate. It's not saucy undies. So I 6 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,640 Speaker 1: walk with my friend Anita every Saturday and Sunday morning 7 00:00:17,680 --> 00:00:19,479 Speaker 1: with the dog. We meet up at seven o'clock go 8 00:00:19,560 --> 00:00:21,919 Speaker 1: for a walk. And I was walking with her on Saturday. 9 00:00:22,120 --> 00:00:24,400 Speaker 1: My undies just kept falling down. I was just whueaking 10 00:00:24,400 --> 00:00:26,400 Speaker 1: them up constantly walking up. I said, look, I'm sorry, 11 00:00:26,400 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: I've just worn bad undies. The elastic's gone. They're those 12 00:00:30,280 --> 00:00:32,919 Speaker 1: sort of pair that you should have chucked out ages ago. 13 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:36,440 Speaker 1: And she said she had a similar pair, and we 14 00:00:36,560 --> 00:00:40,120 Speaker 1: compared notes, and it's the same cycle. Let me talk 15 00:00:40,159 --> 00:00:42,960 Speaker 1: you through how the cycle happens. You have a bad 16 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:45,879 Speaker 1: pair of undies where the elastic is no longer functional, 17 00:00:46,440 --> 00:00:49,440 Speaker 1: but you put them on forgetting that they're those undies, 18 00:00:49,720 --> 00:00:51,599 Speaker 1: and you wear them and you go, oh, that's right, 19 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,200 Speaker 1: these are the falling down underpants. And then you vow 20 00:00:55,320 --> 00:00:57,360 Speaker 1: that the minute you get home you chuck them out. 21 00:00:58,080 --> 00:01:00,840 Speaker 1: But I don't want to put soiled undies in the bin. 22 00:01:01,600 --> 00:01:04,440 Speaker 1: So they ended up. You cannot use the words soil. 23 00:01:04,720 --> 00:01:07,760 Speaker 1: I don't know. It just feels stuff. Anyway. I know, 24 00:01:07,880 --> 00:01:10,400 Speaker 1: well anyway that somehow they end up in the wash, 25 00:01:10,480 --> 00:01:14,120 Speaker 1: and so then there they are in the UNDI draw clean. 26 00:01:15,400 --> 00:01:17,880 Speaker 1: I think, I don't want to waste a clean pair 27 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:22,520 Speaker 1: of undies. So you put them on, thinking I'll pop 28 00:01:22,560 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 1: these on and then at the end of today then 29 00:01:25,120 --> 00:01:27,360 Speaker 1: I'll chuck them out. But it goes into the wash. 30 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:31,240 Speaker 1: So the cycle continues. Do you relate to this? I do. 31 00:01:31,280 --> 00:01:33,360 Speaker 1: It's a circle of life. And those undies get more 32 00:01:33,480 --> 00:01:35,520 Speaker 1: worn more than any other. They are the ones that 33 00:01:35,640 --> 00:01:37,520 Speaker 1: seem to be at the top of the pile, that 34 00:01:37,560 --> 00:01:41,560 Speaker 1: you wear again and again, whereas the slightly tighter other 35 00:01:41,640 --> 00:01:44,399 Speaker 1: ones stay at the bottom of the pile. The loose, 36 00:01:44,480 --> 00:01:47,240 Speaker 1: elastic undies get a very good run. Why don't we 37 00:01:47,240 --> 00:01:51,080 Speaker 1: see a musical about this? Why don't we Why don't 38 00:01:51,120 --> 00:01:54,960 Speaker 1: we see a podcast? A mere Freedman podcasts about this? 39 00:01:55,560 --> 00:01:58,360 Speaker 1: This is the stuff of life. So every weekend I 40 00:01:58,400 --> 00:02:00,000 Speaker 1: walk with an EAA and I hyke up the under 41 00:02:00,160 --> 00:02:03,080 Speaker 1: and I go, sorry, it's those again, Yeah, there it is. 42 00:02:03,120 --> 00:02:05,320 Speaker 1: I'll be looking out for you walking along the boulevard, 43 00:02:05,560 --> 00:02:09,040 Speaker 1: waking up the undys. Yeah, then you say I'm not 44 00:02:09,120 --> 00:02:14,359 Speaker 1: backpar again. Sorry. Meanwhile, the good undies they never see 45 00:02:14,400 --> 00:02:16,720 Speaker 1: the lighter down. They sit up at the back of 46 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:19,200 Speaker 1: the cupboard. There they sit up the back, just waiting 47 00:02:19,240 --> 00:02:19,800 Speaker 1: for their time.