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Speaker 2: Got anything good?

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Speaker 3: Hey, this is the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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Speaker 1: Patsy.

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Speaker 2: Actually something happened to me yesterday and thought, I wonder

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Speaker 2: what pats would have done this situation. I was put

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Speaker 2: into a very awkward situation yesterday. I went over to

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Speaker 2: one of the more expensive and pricey and beautiful parts

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Speaker 2: of Melbourne, Albert Park. Oh yeah, and of course that's

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Speaker 2: where they have that billionaire sport. F one tickets go

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Speaker 2: and sell today. You think at midday. So if you

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Speaker 2: work with a piston head like we do on the

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Speaker 2: team Lockie, he'll be doing no work from midday. GA

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Speaker 2: tickets go and sell midday Today. Biggest is going to

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Speaker 2: be the biggest Australian Grand Prix ever. Next year the

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Speaker 2: sport gets bigger and bigger and bigger and they release

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Speaker 2: some more tickets. But anyway, I want to surprise my wife.

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Speaker 2: She's a massive fan of Elizabeth Gilbert and her new

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Speaker 2: book came out yesterday and I was ringing around old

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Speaker 2: see if they had a copy, and Avenue bookstores it's

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Speaker 2: a brilliant chain of them. There's one here in Richmond.

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Speaker 2: They didn't have it, yeah, but they did. The one

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Speaker 2: in albert Park did. So I went over to albert

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Speaker 2: Park got the book for her to surprise her, and

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Speaker 2: I thought, I'll have some breakfast, some staffing now. So

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Speaker 2: it's a gift for my wife and a gift for

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Speaker 2: Christy boy a listener. It serves me right. So I

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Speaker 2: wanted some chili scrambled eggs with a side of bacon.

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Speaker 1: Beautiful nice. I got to pay. I didn't have the bacon.

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Speaker 1: They charged me for the bacon.

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Speaker 3: What do you mean you didn't You didn't eat it,

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Speaker 3: or they didn't they didn't bring it.

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Speaker 1: You didn't say anything even at the time when you

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Speaker 1: get bacon, I have a real I have a real problem. Right.

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Speaker 1: If Sarah was star i'd ask her to say something.

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Speaker 2: Because if you talk for a living, you do stand

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Speaker 2: up anywhere you jump up into that you won't even So,

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Speaker 2: where's my Bacon's?

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Speaker 1: Grown? Ass? Man?

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Speaker 2: So I just skunked out there stopped. I thought, you've grown.

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Speaker 2: You gotta go back in and say something. But the

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Speaker 2: listener was so kind. They'd ask for a photo with me.

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Speaker 2: I can't then go, hey, I think you scam me.

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Speaker 2: You're tickling my ego one hand, and then you take

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Speaker 2: your money out of my back pocket.

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Speaker 1: I don't think you do. Listen to the show.

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Speaker 2: But you tried that one the other day with you know,

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Speaker 2: Sampang or.

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Speaker 1: Dam Paint didn't get his posy for me.

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Speaker 2: One sound but part cafe.

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Speaker 1: It is a man thing. Produce a tina at a

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Speaker 1: cafe down the road and they made this terrible coffee.

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Speaker 1: It was actually foaming up and curdl in this city.

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Speaker 1: That's unheard, and she's like, send it back.

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Speaker 2: I was like, possibly, possibly, and she took it up

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Speaker 2: for me to be even sounded English when you said

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Speaker 2: I couldn't possibly, that's how we sound.

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Speaker 1: It makes my blood run.

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Speaker 2: I would apologize. I would apologize for not having my

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Speaker 2: own bacony. I'm sorry, I'm sorry I even ordered it.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry to ask, I'm sorry to have to I

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Speaker 2: paid it. It wasn't cheap amber part sign of bloody bacon.

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Speaker 2: Am I paying for the pig is?

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Speaker 1: And then like Christ, hating myself all day. I was

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Speaker 1: so annoyed I didn't have the bulls to go in

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Speaker 1: going hey, listen, you know, you're obviously busy.

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Speaker 2: But I never got that bacon because then I thought

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Speaker 2: they might think that I was lying.

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Speaker 1: And I hate the bacon, and that's even worse that

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Speaker 1: they were with it. I met that English guy once

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Speaker 1: and he what he does.

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Speaker 2: He goes around asking for a sign of bacon and

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Speaker 2: then he eats and goes. I don't get many bacon

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Speaker 2: bacon deadI mail CMZ.

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Speaker 1: This having in Melbourne Park, I frequent corse you do,

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Speaker 1: Gorsey does. I'm sorry to hear this macon and eating it? Yeah,

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Speaker 1: so perhaps would you have gone back?

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Speaker 2: It'd be honest right if it was a listener and

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Speaker 2: they just asked for a photo with you, would you

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Speaker 2: go in and go?

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Speaker 1: They're paying twelve dollars more for something good.

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Speaker 3: No, it's all about timing and it's all about how

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Speaker 3: you bring the topic up. Chris will do this, won't

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Speaker 3: say anything, but he'll be scathing in the car.

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Speaker 2: My day, Phil field Day and I couldn't go to

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Speaker 2: sleep as distant.

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Speaker 3: We just say something strand up and say I'm sorry,

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Speaker 3: I'm still waiting on my bike anymore. He making me blush,

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Speaker 3: say anything. I don't understand.

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Speaker 1: How Yeah, I got this person would do that. I

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Speaker 1: was giving a very easy to skulk into your radio studio.

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Speaker 1: Yeah me, twelve bucks Albert Park.

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Speaker 2: You don't do that with tried that same scan That

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Speaker 2: will piastre next year. You know the drivers been massive fan.

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Speaker 2: That's it man. How is that making another one's forwn

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