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Speaker 2: sosy and unland just funny floor. It's cosy on the

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Speaker 2: cutting room floor. Today.

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Speaker 1: I was talking to my friend over the weekend, and.

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Speaker 2: Which friend is this? Is it an anonymous friend or

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Speaker 2: friend's anonymous friend?

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Speaker 1: I know her radio And she said that her mum

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Speaker 1: had had had had a turn and had to go

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Speaker 1: to hospital, but all is well, just needed to have

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Speaker 1: some test done. But when my friend turned up at

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Speaker 1: the hospital and she said, where's dad, her mother said, oh,

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Speaker 1: I had to send him home. She looked over at him,

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Speaker 1: and he gets anxious in hospitals. He was sitting in

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Speaker 1: the chair next to her and he had her handbag

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Speaker 1: on his lap. She said his hands were clutching it

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Speaker 1: like he was an old lady on a bus, right,

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Speaker 1: And it gave her the ick and she sent him home.

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Speaker 1: Who knows where in anyone's relationship you draw the line

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Speaker 1: with the ick. And there's a whole Reddit thread devoted

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Speaker 1: to the ick. Okay, let's share them. I've done a

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Speaker 1: print out for your brand and you've got some here too.

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Speaker 2: Oh, Okay, good, good.

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Speaker 1: How about this one? This is from someone This is

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Speaker 1: on their first date, Courtney, thirty six years old. Yep,

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Speaker 1: we were making out on the couch and I asked

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Speaker 1: him if he wanted to take it to the bedroom.

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Speaker 1: As we're getting up to go to bed. He muttered,

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Speaker 1: YATSI under his breath.

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Speaker 2: Oh no.

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Speaker 1: See these things in the whole scheme of things are small,

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Speaker 1: but it doesn't take much to give you the ick.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's my mate, an anonymous mate, because I don't

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Speaker 3: want him to get in trouble. Years ago, he was

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Speaker 3: cracking onto this nurse and that was doing really really well,

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Speaker 3: and he went back to the nurse's quarters and the

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Speaker 3: nurse got a bra of and she had really hairy nipples,

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Speaker 3: and he said, oh, not.

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Speaker 1: For me, and imagine how she feels.

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Speaker 3: He said, not for me, No, no, no, he didn't

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Speaker 3: say that to her directly.

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Speaker 2: He says, went, oh, that's not for me, and he

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Speaker 2: just left.

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Speaker 1: What about this one? This is from Sophie who's thirty.

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Speaker 1: This is the relationship status was a one night stand.

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Speaker 1: Within sixty minutes of watching a women's soccer game. He

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Speaker 1: called a physio massage. Massage physio dramatic said her Now

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Speaker 1: polish was attention seeking and complained it wasn't the premier league,

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Speaker 1: And they say women are emotional. See, this is the stuff.

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Speaker 1: This is where you go. If you're trying to decide

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Speaker 1: whether you're going to give someone a go or not,

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Speaker 1: you go. No, that's it, You're out, Laura, she said.

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Speaker 1: She said, I asked him what he was up to,

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Speaker 1: and he said he was playing video games. He's forty one.

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Speaker 2: What is that eqworthy?

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Speaker 1: That's what I mean.

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Speaker 2: I haven't played video games.

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Speaker 1: That's the nature of ick. It's different for everybody. It's

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Speaker 1: different for everybody.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I've got a pinball machine. I play that.

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Speaker 1: For some people that's great, but others full ick.

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Speaker 2: You can't tell them I'm married. It doesn't everything I

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Speaker 2: do is ick.

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Speaker 1: How about this one? She owned thirty La boo boos.

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Speaker 1: I tried to look past it until she kissed each

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Speaker 1: single one of them good night.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, once you've got the soft toys seating

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Speaker 1: And that's how guys feel about that. Women's version of

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Speaker 1: is Star Wars collectibles.

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Speaker 2: Yep, yep. All of it's icky, But some people say,

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Speaker 2: oh yeah, you.

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Speaker 1: Don't say, but it's okay to have Star Wars collectibles,

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Speaker 1: but not lab boo boos.

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Speaker 3: No, I'm just saying some people, when you're stoking the fire,

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Speaker 1: But next minute you're in a relationship with someone who

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Speaker 1: has eighteen million stuffed cats. That's how it goes. Be

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Speaker 2: I would say you have been warned on the cutting

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Speaker 2: room floor today. Time you had a big night out

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Speaker 1: I went out on last Friday night.

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Speaker 2: The living room room boys. What happened there?

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Speaker 1: Well, we went to dinner which was very nice, and

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Speaker 3: What if you had a big night, so big that

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Speaker 3: up into like a Japanese style futon and send home

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Speaker 1: The week before. What are you talking about.

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Speaker 3: Well, in Japan, the authority over there have a great

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Speaker 3: way of handling drunk people. If you get to drunk

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Speaker 3: over there, you get wrapped up like a burrito and

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Speaker 3: take it away. I know I'm mixing my countryes there,

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Speaker 3: but they've got a large plastic sheet. It's known as

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Speaker 3: the cops have these things. They find an individual in

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Speaker 3: due to intoxication. Police officers wrap the person in the

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Speaker 3: causing injury, preventing them from flailing or running away, so.

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Speaker 1: They don't take them anywhere that has wrap them up

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Speaker 2: I'm not too sure about that.

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Speaker 3: I suppose you could stack them in the back of

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Speaker 3: the Japanese paddy wagon like a carpet delivery van, because

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Speaker 1: arms like a baby that's been swaddled, it makes them

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Speaker 3: Yeah, that is true, but I would imagine the Japanese

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Speaker 1: At you know, oragami. They fold you nicely.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, because there are some you know, in my time,

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Speaker 3: I've had some moments where what well, just where I've

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Speaker 1: And you're wondering why you're dressed as a burrito.

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Speaker 3: Yeah.

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Speaker 2: I remember when you once.

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Speaker 1: Fall asleep under you thought it was your friend's house

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Speaker 1: because there was a pool.

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Speaker 3: You got thrown out of a party and the house

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Speaker 3: were staying out. I was. Yeah, so at the front

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Speaker 3: of the house there was very suburban set up. There

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Speaker 3: I got thrown out of the party, sent to the caravan,

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Speaker 3: out of that as well, right there, walked up the street,

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Speaker 3: fell asleep on the nature street.

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Speaker 2: Woke up and was all disorientated.

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Speaker 1: Dangerous, asleep on a nature se I'm.

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Speaker 3: Just going to I'm just going to go back inside

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Speaker 3: the house. And it had like an addict I'm not

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Speaker 2: Bit that was head high.

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Speaker 3: So I'm walking under the house and there's push bikes

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Speaker 3: and stuff like that. Yeah, all that stuff, and I've

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Speaker 3: got my cigarette lighter try because I couldn't see anything

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Speaker 2: Can't can't see where I'm going. Just look for a

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Speaker 1: I on a meeting strip. You're not picky.

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Speaker 3: So anyway, I'm there and there's no good so I'll

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Speaker 3: go back to the caravan. I walk outside and there's

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Speaker 2: And I went, I am mister Stadman. Now are you

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Speaker 2: I'm just looking for a place to sleep And he

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Speaker 3: And at that point I noticed I was standing next

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Speaker 3: to his above grand pool and I said, you've got

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Speaker 3: an above grand pool and he yes, yes, yes I do.

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Speaker 2: And I said, but you've also got an inground pool

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Speaker 2: out the back. You've got two pools. Why have you

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Speaker 2: got an armbuff grand pool and an ingrand pool? And

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Speaker 2: he said I think you should leave, and I said, no,

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Speaker 2: I'm mister standman. I'll go ahead to the caravan. So

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Speaker 2: he sort of showed me to the gate, and as

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Speaker 1: Out onto the street, there was no caravan.

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Speaker 3: There was no caravan, and I couldn't even recognized where

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Speaker 3: I had walked. Oh, no, and I looked back at

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Speaker 3: the house. I went, I don't know where I am. No,

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Speaker 3: And this is before phones or anything.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I loved how the man said.

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Speaker 2: I think thank you should believe. And I just had

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Speaker 2: this panicked. Where where am I?

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Speaker 1: Where's my burrito?

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Speaker 3: Look down the street, apiece, and there was the caravan.

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Speaker 3: And then I ran down to the caravan and I

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Speaker 3: my good mate, was asleep on the floor and I

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Speaker 2: You guys won't believe what happened.

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Speaker 3: To me as you're cracking his writ and almost to

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Speaker 3: this day has an injury. Now he's in his middle

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Speaker 3: late fifties. He's got a Sternham injury that I caused

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Speaker 3: that night. And whenever I go near him, he always

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Speaker 3: protects his Sternham.

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Speaker 1: Wow, the life of Brendan Jones?

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Speaker 2: What were doing life? What we do in life? He

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Speaker 2: goes in eternity.

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Speaker 1: How unlike the home life of our own dear queen.

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Speaker 2: Finally the Japanese are around to around me up.

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Speaker 1: Absolutely everybody who is more Georgy Hanna that has got moved.

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Speaker 2: Different ready, everybody to.

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Speaker 1: Georgy handa has got.

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Speaker 3: On the cutting room floor something that has read its

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Speaker 3: head many, many, many times on.

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Speaker 1: Our show talking about shopping carts.

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Speaker 2: Shopping carto, shopping trolley? What are you American?

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Speaker 1: And I say trolley?

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Speaker 2: You say trolley?

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Speaker 1: No, it says I'm off my cart.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you that's an American.

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Speaker 1: Is there's a meme that's going around people saying I

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Speaker 1: can't sleep, I need a good night's sleep. And then

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Speaker 1: they are at three am watching a German show where

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Speaker 1: people have to push a shopping trolley into a into

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Speaker 1: a certain area.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a show. It's a show, does trolley? Yeah?

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Speaker 1: You tried to host that front the.

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Speaker 2: German version of Grand Danya. It's going to be a

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Speaker 2: host yet now.

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Speaker 3: But the shopping trolley, and you and I have discussed

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Speaker 3: this many times. I am one who always returns the

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Speaker 3: trolley to its corraling station.

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Speaker 2: And what do you you do? Let's just I do

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Speaker 2: the same.

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Speaker 1: I would never in a million years abandon a trolley.

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Speaker 1: I would never abandoned it.

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Speaker 3: Sometimes you might see an ad hoc stack of trolleys,

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Speaker 1: There's levels of stacking a trolley. Let me talk you

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Speaker 2: Okay, here they call.

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Speaker 1: It a shopping cart, so let's just call it a

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Speaker 2: You can't change the words.

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Speaker 2: Cars, and we're in Australia, not a Moroccan.

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Speaker 1: The shopping trolley is the ultimate litmus test for whether

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Speaker 1: Agreed simultaneously, it's not illegal to abandon your shopping trolley. Therefore,

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Speaker 1: returning the shopping trolley. No one will find you or

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Speaker 1: nothing by returning the trolley. Yes, we get it. You

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Speaker 2: I'll go one step further. Here we go.

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Speaker 3: This is bragging up into categories lawful good. That's when

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Speaker 3: that's lawful good.

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Speaker 1: It's lawful plus you're being us good. So that's when

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Speaker 3: Inside the shopping cetup. Neutral good. This is when you

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Speaker 3: return it to the corraling station not in the shopping center,

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Speaker 3: but it's in the car park.

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Speaker 1: That is designated for returns good on you.

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Speaker 3: So the lawful good people will go past the corral

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Speaker 1: Doing am otter of a job.

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Speaker 2: Not necessarily because there's always trolleys.

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Speaker 3: Chaotic good is when you go up to the corral

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Speaker 3: and you just push it and let it go in there.

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Speaker 1: Hence your TV show, do we call it a corral

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Speaker 1: while we're talking about trolley rather than.

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Speaker 2: Yes, it's got a craw. Then there's lawful neutral. What's

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Speaker 2: that when you return it to another store? Who would

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Speaker 3: Well, you're next to Audi and you're next to b WS,

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Speaker 3: a BWS trolley.

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Speaker 2: You put it into Audi vice versa.

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Speaker 3: Okay, chaotic neutral, that's when it's returned to nature.

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Speaker 2: You just put on the medium strip inside the shopping

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Speaker 1: It goes back to grow in its natural environment.

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Speaker 3: Not necessarily, you just put it. You know, you're abandoning

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Speaker 3: the shopping trolley.

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Speaker 2: Lawful evil? What's that?

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Speaker 3: Unreturned but neatly stacked? So you see one shopping trolley? Yeah, okay,

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Speaker 3: and then you make an ad hoc lisp.

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Speaker 1: Even though it's just maybe in front of someone's house.

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Speaker 3: Natural or neutral evil is when you leave it in

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Speaker 1: Oh, that's that's unacceptable. That's not neutral evil.

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Speaker 3: Chaotic evil is when you return it to a covert,

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Speaker 3: meaning you push it off the edge the verge and

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Speaker 3: That's chaos for me. I always return the trolley because

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Speaker 3: the Lord smiles upon you.

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Speaker 1: You're not going to tell this story.

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Speaker 2: One day, I return my trolley. They're in the trolley

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Speaker 2: preceeding my trolley was a barbee.

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Speaker 1: To ask the question, were you inside the store or just.

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Speaker 2: I was neutral good? Good for me?

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Speaker 1: He's returning to the corral outside the store, but designated area.

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Speaker 3: Exactly if I was lawful good and taken it into

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Speaker 3: Woolworths would have noticed the chicken within the trolley and

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Speaker 3: they would.

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Speaker 1: Have said, this is the trolley that was in front

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Speaker 1: of you.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I would have missed it.

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Speaker 3: If that person neutral good had returned the trolley. We've

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Speaker 2: That happens.

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Speaker 1: But you've said you The Lord rewarded you, well, I.

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Speaker 2: Picked up the chicken.

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Speaker 1: What about the person who bought the chicken and took

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Speaker 2: Where was there?

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Speaker 1: All?

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Speaker 3: They would have got home, unpacked their groceries and said,

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Speaker 3: oh bugger, I've left the chickens.

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Speaker 1: We're not eating tonight.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing else that they can do.

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Speaker 2: They can't get in the carriage.

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Speaker 1: You were kissed by the universe and they weren't.

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Speaker 2: Because I returned the trolley. And that's so had they?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, but they returned trolley. So what will happen is

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Speaker 1: Is that how you sleep at night?

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Speaker 2: That's how I sleep? And I slept very very well

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Speaker 2: because I'm that sort of person.

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Speaker 1: With a full tummy someone else's chicken.

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Speaker 2: It doesn't matter.

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Speaker 3: It's a person who a like minded person, and that

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Speaker 1: Thinking, well, someone good did it. Wasn't mister chaotic evil

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Speaker 2: Yeah?

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Speaker 1: And that could be a new Marvel baddie chaotic evil

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Speaker 3: One time, many years ago, I bought a bunch of

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Speaker 3: the containers, A buttered chicken just sitting there, and I

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Speaker 3: I talked the butter chickens in there.

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Speaker 2: I left that there.

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Speaker 3: Got to home that sands the buttered chicken, so I

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Speaker 1: Store, Oh my god, who would take home a buttered

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Speaker 1: chicken a roast Rotisseriy, you have said a rotissery chicken.

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Speaker 1: At least this is in your defense. I can't believe

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Speaker 1: I'm defending. You said there was a sticker that said

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Speaker 1: when it was cooked times blah blah blah. A butter

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Speaker 2: Yeah, but still, how long has it been Well, I

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Speaker 3: I just hope that someone, a neutral, good person like

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Speaker 1: Wow, they're probably still feeling them in hospital.

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Speaker 2: Everybody hear from Lauro on the cutting room floor today.

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Speaker 2: That's a croc.

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Speaker 1: That's a croc. Let's talk about crocodiles. Let's talk about

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Speaker 1: the Fitzroy River in Queensland, which is about five hundred

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Speaker 1: of crocodiles and in the nineteen seventies salties were a

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Speaker 1: protected species. Well they've been a protected species since then

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Speaker 1: because their population was decimated by hunting before that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, everyone, Well that was what crocodile Dundee was based

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Speaker 3: on because for the crocodile meat and the leather, all

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Speaker 3: those things as Ermese bags they made of crocodile.

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Speaker 1: The cost you know, I've seen the shoes, the crocs,

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Speaker 1: so they made of crocodiles. Actually, have they thought of

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Speaker 2: This is a great idea. Let's get on the ground floor.

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Speaker 1: What's interesting is that this is what's happening in the

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Speaker 1: Fitzroy River. Crocs live there. Let's just accept that it's

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Speaker 1: five hundred k's north of Brisbane.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a lot of them.

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Speaker 1: It was announced in March that this is going to

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Speaker 1: in the twenty thirty two Olympic and Paralympic Games in Queensland.

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Speaker 1: So you're getting a river that is infested with crocs

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Speaker 1: going to do it, They're saying. Locals are saying that

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Speaker 1: They bask their cold blood on the river banks. But

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Speaker 1: you can never be sure. And how about this? Professor

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Speaker 1: Craig Franklin, the University of Queensland's croc expert, says, why

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Speaker 1: would you do that rowing in a place where it's

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Speaker 1: and arguably the most dangerous. Why would you do it?

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Speaker 2: What would you do it?

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Speaker 1: It'll make you row faster?

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Speaker 2: There is that.

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Speaker 3: I'm not thinking more of the crocodiles, but just the distance.

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Speaker 3: Why the hell they've got it in Brisbane, the Brisbane

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Speaker 3: River which had rowing clubs because I know that because

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Speaker 2: Why aren't they just doing it in Brisbane?

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Speaker 1: Are they Brisbane Games or the Queensland Games. It doesn't

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Speaker 1: matter if they like to spread them around.

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Speaker 2: Five hundred CA's is miles away. This is the jobes

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Speaker 2: that run.

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Speaker 1: This ca Maybe they're having Brandon the sailing events on

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Speaker 1: the Brisbane River, perhaps.

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Speaker 3: Sailing Morton Bay. Brisbane is a perfect city for the

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Speaker 3: Olympic Games. I just don't understand why they would put

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Speaker 1: Maybe for funding, they need to make it look like

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Speaker 1: around the state. I'm just speculating that maybe that's why.

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Speaker 2: The damn fools that run this country.

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Speaker 1: Why don't they do it in a dam Well?

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Speaker 2: You know it just it makes no sense.

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Speaker 1: You've been a rower, you said, yes, it is new

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Speaker 1: to me. What creatures have you seen in the Brisbane River?

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Speaker 2: None?

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Speaker 1: I got a crab so brown? You got crabs in Brisbane?

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Speaker 2: I got a crab.

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Speaker 3: That's when you're out of step with all the other rowers,

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Speaker 3: out of out of stroke, and.

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Speaker 2: The or digs in and you get thrown out of

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Speaker 1: So you got thrown into the water.

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Speaker 2: No, I didn't know. I got smashed in the head

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Speaker 2: by the oar.

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Speaker 1: It hurts, and then they throw you out.

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Speaker 2: Is that because you're ru on the race? No?

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Speaker 3: The force because you're in an eight I was in

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Speaker 3: an eight man crew you're rowing along and if you're

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Speaker 3: out of stroke, the or digs in and because it's

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Speaker 3: out of stroke with everyone else under your India ribs

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00:19:41,044 --> 00:19:42,644
Speaker 3: and lifts you out of the boat and throws you

442
00:19:42,684 --> 00:19:43,084
Speaker 3: out of the boat.

443
00:19:43,564 --> 00:19:43,804
Speaker 2: Crab.

444
00:19:44,284 --> 00:19:46,323
Speaker 1: Oh, I see that's what the crab was.

445
00:19:46,364 --> 00:19:50,043
Speaker 3: Remember Sally laid down. Sally, she gave up to avoid

446
00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,204
Speaker 3: a crab. She that's why she laid down so her

447
00:19:52,324 --> 00:19:53,604
Speaker 3: head wouldn't get taken.

448
00:19:53,364 --> 00:19:56,043
Speaker 1: Off because she got out of time. I thought she

449
00:19:56,164 --> 00:19:56,644
Speaker 1: just got time.

450
00:19:56,724 --> 00:19:58,284
Speaker 2: She gave she gave up.

451
00:19:58,724 --> 00:20:00,244
Speaker 1: Can you get back into the rhythm.

452
00:20:00,084 --> 00:20:01,164
Speaker 2: If once one?

453
00:20:01,444 --> 00:20:04,164
Speaker 3: And that's why all of her teams blew up because

454
00:20:04,444 --> 00:20:06,364
Speaker 3: you have to row and row until you die.

455
00:20:06,724 --> 00:20:08,524
Speaker 2: If you're a rowing eight.

456
00:20:09,044 --> 00:20:12,244
Speaker 1: Get out of step, out of time, you can't reclaim it.

457
00:20:12,284 --> 00:20:14,043
Speaker 1: You just have to stop rowing.

458
00:20:14,604 --> 00:20:16,924
Speaker 3: I don't think I've ever seen anyone reclaim it from

459
00:20:17,364 --> 00:20:17,804
Speaker 3: a crab.

460
00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:20,924
Speaker 2: Once that or digs in and that's it.

461
00:20:21,084 --> 00:20:22,444
Speaker 1: Really, did you take pleasure in it?

462
00:20:23,044 --> 00:20:26,364
Speaker 2: Rowing? That's very good? Yeah? I like it. I like rowing.

463
00:20:26,364 --> 00:20:27,564
Speaker 2: I paddle every day.

464
00:20:27,764 --> 00:20:30,644
Speaker 1: On the solitary. I didn't see you as a team guy.

465
00:20:31,444 --> 00:20:32,844
Speaker 2: I didn't mind it so much.

466
00:20:34,364 --> 00:20:38,444
Speaker 3: But rowing, by and large, you've got to adjust to

467
00:20:38,524 --> 00:20:39,404
Speaker 3: everyone else, And.

468
00:20:39,364 --> 00:20:41,444
Speaker 1: Did you like being told what to do? Because I

469
00:20:41,484 --> 00:20:44,484
Speaker 1: know you have joined an older sailing crew and you

470
00:20:44,484 --> 00:20:46,484
Speaker 1: don't like being yelled at and told what to do.

471
00:20:46,604 --> 00:20:48,964
Speaker 3: Well, they're just old cranky blikes to just yell at

472
00:20:48,964 --> 00:20:50,084
Speaker 3: you as soon as look at you.

473
00:20:50,244 --> 00:20:52,763
Speaker 1: Right, that's called having someone in charge. And you don't

474
00:20:52,884 --> 00:20:55,484
Speaker 1: like having someone in charge of Jones Man.

475
00:20:55,764 --> 00:20:58,043
Speaker 2: And these guys because they've got no filter.

476
00:20:58,444 --> 00:21:00,564
Speaker 3: But the other thing is they're all captains of industry,

477
00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:04,004
Speaker 3: so you know, one owns a very successful appliance business

478
00:21:04,364 --> 00:21:06,924
Speaker 3: and they're all multi multi millionaires.

479
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:07,884
Speaker 1: And then there's you.

480
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:08,364
Speaker 2: And then there's me.

481
00:21:08,764 --> 00:21:11,124
Speaker 3: I'm just there because I do like to sail, and

482
00:21:11,164 --> 00:21:13,763
Speaker 3: it's nice to sail on Sydney Harbor. It's an opportunity

483
00:21:13,764 --> 00:21:17,124
Speaker 3: to sell these old eighten footers that were round they

484
00:21:17,164 --> 00:21:19,004
Speaker 3: still go to these days, but we don't have them.

485
00:21:19,124 --> 00:21:22,484
Speaker 3: These are the old ones, not the moderns, and from

486
00:21:22,524 --> 00:21:23,964
Speaker 3: they used to bet on them in the harbor in

487
00:21:24,004 --> 00:21:26,603
Speaker 3: the thirties. But these old guys, they just yell at

488
00:21:26,644 --> 00:21:29,043
Speaker 3: each other. One day, I'm sitting there just eating my

489
00:21:29,084 --> 00:21:31,684
Speaker 3: little birch of musley. Because it takes about five hours

490
00:21:31,724 --> 00:21:34,164
Speaker 3: to set up the boat. So I eat my Birch

491
00:21:34,164 --> 00:21:37,924
Speaker 3: and Musley and Bob, who's on our crew, is there.

492
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:41,404
Speaker 2: And there's another guy another talking about his uncle Bob.

493
00:21:41,644 --> 00:21:43,924
Speaker 2: That's another thing. All these guys are called Robert or Bob.

494
00:21:44,444 --> 00:21:47,684
Speaker 3: So this other guy called angry, and there's no shortage

495
00:21:47,684 --> 00:21:49,404
Speaker 3: of blokes will tell you how it's done.

496
00:21:49,724 --> 00:21:50,724
Speaker 2: So this guy's.

497
00:21:50,484 --> 00:21:54,444
Speaker 3: Angry as I'm sitting Bircher Musley, he has if my

498
00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:56,324
Speaker 3: uncle Bob was here, he'd tell you, blokes how to

499
00:21:56,364 --> 00:21:58,644
Speaker 3: set this boat up. And he just droned on and

500
00:21:59,284 --> 00:22:01,763
Speaker 3: my eyes were glazing over. Then my Bob from the

501
00:22:01,804 --> 00:22:04,283
Speaker 3: crew looks at angry. He goes, and you know what

502
00:22:04,884 --> 00:22:08,404
Speaker 3: this Bob guy says. I mean, this angry guy says, well,

503
00:22:08,444 --> 00:22:11,364
Speaker 3: you're not my uncle Bob taught me. And then my

504
00:22:11,564 --> 00:22:16,444
Speaker 3: Bob said that you're an asshole. And you know, when

505
00:22:16,444 --> 00:22:20,004
Speaker 3: you're inhale Musly, I put it to you, so I

506
00:22:20,044 --> 00:22:20,844
Speaker 3: started choking.

507
00:22:20,924 --> 00:22:23,604
Speaker 1: I know, but I put it to you that anyone saying, hey,

508
00:22:23,644 --> 00:22:26,284
Speaker 1: go over and pull that rope, you'd be outraged because

509
00:22:26,284 --> 00:22:28,404
Speaker 1: no one's the boss of you. You're not good at teams.

510
00:22:28,844 --> 00:22:30,644
Speaker 3: No, I am good at teams, and I'm good at

511
00:22:30,684 --> 00:22:34,364
Speaker 3: taking direction. But when it's the dopes that run the country.

512
00:22:34,884 --> 00:22:36,404
Speaker 1: I think you've just answered my question.

513
00:22:37,484 --> 00:22:40,644
Speaker 3: So I would be yelling at Brisbane, yelling at the crocs.

514
00:22:40,684 --> 00:22:44,524
Speaker 3: Who's the l president of Brisban I'm not sure, Palichet,

515
00:22:44,644 --> 00:22:45,324
Speaker 3: she cocked it up.

516
00:22:45,244 --> 00:22:46,884
Speaker 2: Because you didn't want to do it. Who's the new one?

517
00:22:47,084 --> 00:22:49,324
Speaker 1: I don't know, but you speaks so charmingly and there's

518
00:22:49,364 --> 00:22:53,044
Speaker 1: such an informed manner. We should be on the Olympic committee.

519
00:22:53,164 --> 00:22:55,284
Speaker 3: Just put it in the Brisbane River for God's sake,

520
00:22:55,324 --> 00:23:00,164
Speaker 3: you idiots.

521
00:23:00,324 --> 00:23:03,564
Speaker 4: Everybody, it's time for Johnsy and a man's cutting room.

522
00:23:03,644 --> 00:23:11,244
Speaker 4: For everybody, it's time Johnsy and Amanda's cutting room and

523
00:23:11,444 --> 00:23:12,644
Speaker 4: hits the cutting room.

524
00:23:13,164 --> 00:23:15,484
Speaker 2: On the cutting room floor today. Zempic.

525
00:23:16,044 --> 00:23:19,724
Speaker 1: A zempic for dogs and a zempic for cats. This

526
00:23:19,764 --> 00:23:22,084
Speaker 1: is what could hit the market in the next couple

527
00:23:22,164 --> 00:23:26,004
Speaker 1: of years. So this is happening in America. But whatever

528
00:23:26,044 --> 00:23:28,844
Speaker 1: they do, we're going to be doing the same. The

529
00:23:28,924 --> 00:23:32,404
Speaker 1: obesity crisis extends beyond humans, and studies suggests that around

530
00:23:32,404 --> 00:23:37,964
Speaker 1: sixty percent of dogs and cats in America are overweight.

531
00:23:38,084 --> 00:23:41,564
Speaker 1: So a zempic as m pets. We don't have the

532
00:23:41,604 --> 00:23:46,164
Speaker 1: azempets here. Pharmaceutical companies are sniffing out new territory, tapping

533
00:23:46,204 --> 00:23:50,083
Speaker 1: the same science behind the weight loss drugs to develop

534
00:23:50,084 --> 00:23:51,524
Speaker 1: a similar treatment for pets.

535
00:23:51,604 --> 00:23:53,084
Speaker 2: It's probably not a bad idea.

536
00:23:53,204 --> 00:23:58,764
Speaker 1: Well, this is the thing that dogs and cats live

537
00:23:58,884 --> 00:24:01,084
Speaker 1: longer and have better lives when they're.

538
00:24:00,884 --> 00:24:02,803
Speaker 2: Not overweight as to humans.

539
00:24:02,844 --> 00:24:07,444
Speaker 1: As to humans, my dog Mini was very spherical. Harley

540
00:24:07,684 --> 00:24:11,124
Speaker 1: was overfeeding her, feeding her breakfast, feeding a dinner, and

541
00:24:11,484 --> 00:24:15,044
Speaker 1: I took over the feet. Her little paws, her wrists,

542
00:24:15,084 --> 00:24:17,644
Speaker 1: dog wrists whatever they are, would get sore when we

543
00:24:17,684 --> 00:24:20,083
Speaker 1: went to the park and la Vet said, she's just

544
00:24:20,124 --> 00:24:22,644
Speaker 1: carrying too much weight and she's hurting herself when she's

545
00:24:22,724 --> 00:24:25,843
Speaker 1: chasing a ball. So she's not a big dog in

546
00:24:25,924 --> 00:24:29,204
Speaker 1: terms of height. Border collie. She had to lose six

547
00:24:29,324 --> 00:24:33,323
Speaker 1: kilos shownly ways now about twenty six kilos. She had

548
00:24:33,364 --> 00:24:36,484
Speaker 1: to lose six kilos, which is is that a quarter

549
00:24:36,484 --> 00:24:38,204
Speaker 1: of your body weight? Maybe it's a lot of your

550
00:24:38,204 --> 00:24:41,404
Speaker 1: body weight, something like that massive. So she was very

551
00:24:41,404 --> 00:24:43,724
Speaker 1: gracious when she just went from having wet food and

552
00:24:43,764 --> 00:24:46,323
Speaker 1: all of this to just having biscuits. I must say

553
00:24:46,644 --> 00:24:50,484
Speaker 1: now that she's older, she's thirteen, and little thing I

554
00:24:50,484 --> 00:24:53,284
Speaker 1: see her elderly hips a little elderly face, and she

555
00:24:53,564 --> 00:24:55,284
Speaker 1: I have to help her get into the car now

556
00:24:55,324 --> 00:24:57,444
Speaker 1: and things that is harder, and she's getting a bit dottery.

557
00:24:57,844 --> 00:25:02,204
Speaker 1: So I do give her leftovers because I think, you know, sure, yeah,

558
00:25:02,284 --> 00:25:05,004
Speaker 1: I let her take up smoking, because why not? Why

559
00:25:05,044 --> 00:25:07,284
Speaker 1: not she wants to get a motorbike. I wouldn't say no,

560
00:25:08,964 --> 00:25:09,523
Speaker 1: Yeah it is.

561
00:25:09,924 --> 00:25:13,364
Speaker 3: I do wonder about a zempic everywhere, because you hear

562
00:25:13,404 --> 00:25:15,283
Speaker 3: good and bad stories about it. And I know a

563
00:25:15,284 --> 00:25:17,244
Speaker 3: lot of people that are on a zenpic now. But

564
00:25:17,284 --> 00:25:21,244
Speaker 3: then you hear about a zempic blindness, blindness. That's the thing,

565
00:25:21,284 --> 00:25:24,524
Speaker 3: is zempi make you blind? A zempic feet. And there's

566
00:25:24,564 --> 00:25:28,284
Speaker 3: another one that just dropped a zempic volver.

567
00:25:28,444 --> 00:25:29,283
Speaker 1: A zempic volver.

568
00:25:29,364 --> 00:25:30,044
Speaker 2: Have you heard of this?

569
00:25:30,244 --> 00:25:31,084
Speaker 1: I read it this morning.

570
00:25:31,204 --> 00:25:31,763
Speaker 2: It dropped.

571
00:25:33,084 --> 00:25:36,364
Speaker 1: This is where well the fat in all your body parts,

572
00:25:37,284 --> 00:25:41,124
Speaker 1: I assume goes yep. And people talking about a zempic

573
00:25:41,164 --> 00:25:44,884
Speaker 1: face and now there's this, And there's restaurants in America

574
00:25:44,924 --> 00:25:47,404
Speaker 1: that are struggling in LA and places like that. In

575
00:25:47,444 --> 00:25:51,644
Speaker 1: the big influencer places, no one's ordering food and some

576
00:25:51,684 --> 00:25:54,644
Speaker 1: restaurants are catering for this. Now they're doing smaller portions,

577
00:25:55,004 --> 00:25:58,004
Speaker 1: almost like for US an entree size to cater for

578
00:25:58,004 --> 00:26:00,884
Speaker 1: people whose appetites aren't as big when you.

579
00:26:00,804 --> 00:26:02,484
Speaker 2: Look at it. In America, that was the place of the.

580
00:26:02,404 --> 00:26:04,404
Speaker 1: Big foods, the big, big foods.

581
00:26:04,444 --> 00:26:05,364
Speaker 2: You go and get big foods.

582
00:26:05,364 --> 00:26:07,564
Speaker 1: Think of Americans when they come here and disorder a sandwich,

583
00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:09,764
Speaker 1: a salad sandwich, or a hamsung and that's what you get.

584
00:26:09,924 --> 00:26:11,804
Speaker 1: Two pieces of bread, a piece of ham, and that'll

585
00:26:11,844 --> 00:26:14,964
Speaker 1: do you. Over there, you get eighteen layers of the ham,

586
00:26:15,484 --> 00:26:17,884
Speaker 1: big pieces of bread. You get a side order of

587
00:26:17,924 --> 00:26:20,244
Speaker 1: potato chips, you get a giant pickle with it.

588
00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:23,004
Speaker 3: I remember I first went to America, went to La

589
00:26:23,244 --> 00:26:27,484
Speaker 3: about nineteen eighty two, and there's a restaurant franchise called Sambos.

590
00:26:27,524 --> 00:26:30,284
Speaker 2: Probably politically incorrect now because it.

591
00:26:30,284 --> 00:26:34,324
Speaker 1: Had the whole thing, oh yeah, whole imagery.

592
00:26:34,524 --> 00:26:36,804
Speaker 3: Yeah, But it wasn't named after that. They just leaned

593
00:26:36,884 --> 00:26:40,244
Speaker 3: into it. It wasn't named after Black America. It was

594
00:26:40,364 --> 00:26:42,964
Speaker 3: originally a white chef and his name was Sam, and

595
00:26:43,004 --> 00:26:43,324
Speaker 3: they just.

596
00:26:43,244 --> 00:26:44,204
Speaker 2: Got a Sambos.

597
00:26:44,244 --> 00:26:47,004
Speaker 3: But then somewhere along the line they thought it would

598
00:26:47,044 --> 00:26:50,524
Speaker 3: be good to use that iconography.

599
00:26:51,644 --> 00:26:53,684
Speaker 2: But anyway, I remember all sort of food.

600
00:26:54,004 --> 00:26:57,324
Speaker 1: Beautiful, beautiful, Oh dear, the food was beautiful.

601
00:26:57,404 --> 00:27:00,563
Speaker 3: I remember ordering just you know, toast for breakfast and

602
00:27:00,604 --> 00:27:03,924
Speaker 3: it came out it was like toast with waffles and eggs,

603
00:27:03,964 --> 00:27:07,444
Speaker 3: and they said, well, that's your toast and French fried toast.

604
00:27:08,324 --> 00:27:08,563
Speaker 2: You know.

605
00:27:08,924 --> 00:27:10,363
Speaker 1: But even when I was to travel with beyond two

606
00:27:10,404 --> 00:27:12,404
Speaker 1: thousand and I just try and eat a healthy breakfast,

607
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:14,684
Speaker 1: like a piece of toaster or one poached egg, and

608
00:27:14,724 --> 00:27:16,684
Speaker 1: they go, well, why would you do that? You think, well,

609
00:27:16,724 --> 00:27:18,283
Speaker 1: I'm on the road for eight weeks. I don't want

610
00:27:18,284 --> 00:27:19,684
Speaker 1: to look like a person sitting at the table next

611
00:27:19,724 --> 00:27:19,804
Speaker 1: to you.

612
00:27:19,924 --> 00:27:22,084
Speaker 3: Yeah, exactly, But now you've got a zempic. So you

613
00:27:22,164 --> 00:27:24,124
Speaker 3: eat what you want and you only risk is a

614
00:27:24,204 --> 00:27:24,804
Speaker 3: zembic volver.

615
00:27:25,844 --> 00:27:29,844
Speaker 1: Why I drive a Saba?

616
00:27:30,204 --> 00:27:30,844
Speaker 2: Everybody