Speaker 1: The clock has gone out. The candle went out.
Speaker 2: Oh god, we're not getting protected next week.
Speaker 1: Quick Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane and Moira Major
Speaker 1: How the Witch Bitch. Welcome to another episode. My goodness,
Speaker 1: it's the end of January. Can you believe that? Hello
Speaker 1: Michelle the Witch, Hey hey yuay, hey ma. We've worked
Speaker 1: through all of the entries and on Instagram and TikTok
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Speaker 1: will be joined by the lucky winner as well, so
Speaker 1: that's really great. Don't worry if you didn't win, though,
Speaker 1: We'll do our best to answer all the questions that
Speaker 1: you send in. Someone said that they binged all of
Speaker 1: the episodes of our podcast during our last snowstorm as
Speaker 1: I was plowing. That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: That is so cool.
Speaker 1: We've also just chicked over twenty five thousand plays on
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Speaker 1: young lady who came into your shop at Carrara Markets
Speaker 1: here on the Gold Coast. Lovely soul working in there too,
Speaker 1: who said you were thinking about doing a sip and
Speaker 1: psychic night.
Speaker 3: Yes, I'm actually dates are coming up in March and
Speaker 3: in April to do a best of making Tarot goddess circle.
Speaker 2: And that that.
Speaker 4: You having one.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna have it.
Speaker 3: We're all having v all right, and we're going to
Speaker 3: We're going to do goddess circles and call in and
Speaker 3: so it's going to be come and join a coven
Speaker 3: for a night. It'll be three hours on a Friday,
Speaker 3: probably from five.
Speaker 4: To eight cute.
Speaker 1: Yes, all right.
Speaker 3: I can make brooms which are really good for hanging
Speaker 3: over over your doors and real decorative to keep out negativity.
Speaker 1: Love it all right. We'll keep you posted on that.
Speaker 1: And Randell, he has messaged us. Just want to say
Speaker 1: I love listening to you guys, had to being every
Speaker 1: single episode from start to a current. Sometimes I feel
Speaker 1: out of place being a male witch. We should talk
Speaker 1: to me about male witches.
Speaker 3: Well, actually I've got a friend. It's called the Wizard
Speaker 3: of Chimmingdale. He's in Sydney, so I yes, Well he's
Speaker 3: not He's the Wizard of chiming Do.
Speaker 4: Yes.
Speaker 1: But because a lot of people have their content towards women,
Speaker 1: which I completely understand, I do a question. How can
Speaker 1: I get better at meditating and open my psychic ability.
Speaker 1: We might have to have a chat to Randal. Interesting.
Speaker 1: Don't even know where he's from, but we love your
Speaker 1: comment anyway. Now speaking of men, Oh yeah, how do
Speaker 1: we here?
Speaker 3: I don't know whither because this is baneful magic, which
Speaker 3: is actually malicious magic.
Speaker 1: But that's bainful as in bad. It's bad magic.
Speaker 3: It's yes, So it's something that you if you do this,
Speaker 3: you're going to have to know what you're doing, number one,
Speaker 3: and really protect yourself number two. Now you know, why
Speaker 3: would you do something like this? I mean, you know,
Speaker 3: if someone's had an affair on you, yes, you could be.
Speaker 1: We are so I don't know how this actually began.
Speaker 1: I've got no idea at all. And now we're sitting
Speaker 1: here with skulls and an eggplant and needles and so okay,
Speaker 1: so this would be if well, what I think.
Speaker 2: About a pedal, like I was thinking about that.
Speaker 3: So you know, if you if you were you know
Speaker 3: somebody that you know has done something that's really horrific terrible,
Speaker 3: and they're not they're getting away with it, or you
Speaker 3: want them to stop. A great way to do that
Speaker 3: is to we're going back to graveyard dirt again. Is
Speaker 3: to go and find a grave of a murderer or
Speaker 3: someone like that and take the dirt and use the
Speaker 3: dirt within the ceremony. And then then you want to say, yeah,
Speaker 3: then you're actually doing it to a pedophile, like somebody
Speaker 3: that you don't want to you know, so limp dick
Speaker 3: or the syndrome, right, so you don't want them to
Speaker 3: be able to to offend again. So I that type
Speaker 3: of thing I kind of get. But if it's just
Speaker 3: someone that's going off and having affairs, I really feel
Speaker 3: that in the end, you know, it's more about working
Speaker 3: on yourself and making sure that you realize that you
Speaker 3: deserve something better than going out and hexting people. Right,
Speaker 3: So I'm not really I'm not really especially their penises.
Speaker 3: It's really funny because on the way out, I was saying,
Speaker 3: what are you doing today?
Speaker 2: You know, just my job, just going off to hex
Speaker 2: a penis?
Speaker 4: You're doing what.
Speaker 1: I actually went to university and studied journalism and theater,
Speaker 1: and I actually have several degrees, including my honors in
Speaker 1: drama therapy. And here I sit in front of a
Speaker 1: witch who's about to hex a penis.
Speaker 2: H fun, fun, fun, All right, what have we got all?
Speaker 1: Right.
Speaker 2: So the first thing you want to do is.
Speaker 1: We're not saying any names to this how we as well, No.
Speaker 2: We're not going to do any names at all.
Speaker 1: So when we do have been in the studio, who.
Speaker 2: God, don't say that he's looking he scared at him,
Speaker 2: look at.
Speaker 1: Him, look at and he's crossing his legs.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: So what you want to do is anything that's like
Speaker 3: a Fallos symbol, like look and get.
Speaker 2: The rotten one. So go to you know when you
Speaker 2: go to that fruit.
Speaker 3: Of fruit and everything that you have in the bottom,
Speaker 3: you know, your bottom crisper usually slopping.
Speaker 2: Okay, so get them out because it's best, all right.
Speaker 3: So the first thing you want to do is get
Speaker 3: that right, get that baby out there for you now,
Speaker 3: because you.
Speaker 2: Want to protect yourself. Always have a black candle on hand. Okay, right,
Speaker 2: so I have a light. Yes, So what we want
Speaker 2: to do is we want to light the candle.
Speaker 1: Now we have discussed lighting things before.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, let's just pretend to light it.
Speaker 1: No, because if it's protecting it, fucking light it. Oh,
Speaker 1: we don't want to.
Speaker 3: We don't want to go in and have you know,
Speaker 3: Vagina's fallout or something.
Speaker 1: I'm now thinking about the person doing the snow plowing
Speaker 1: just run over their own foot.
Speaker 3: What rag you're fie, fie, just light the candle. So
Speaker 3: what you want to do is you want to light
Speaker 3: the candle? All right, we're lighting the candle for protection, okay, right,
Speaker 3: So as we light the candle for protection, we visualize
Speaker 3: a white light beam around us and that we are
Speaker 3: being protected.
Speaker 2: If you're going to bring in a deity, actually maybe
Speaker 2: it is going to make smoke.
Speaker 4: Maybe we didn't. Is it going to make spoke?
Speaker 1: We have said alarm off?
Speaker 2: Is there any alarm here?
Speaker 1: Oh? Well probably not. It doesn't work in this studio. Actually,
Speaker 1: we don't like our studio, so it'd be breaks if
Speaker 1: it down the whole thing.
Speaker 4: All right.
Speaker 3: So the first thing you want to do is you
Speaker 3: want to cut this baby in half?
Speaker 1: All right? Looks like a cookie show, doesn't it.
Speaker 4: Have you got the onions ready?
Speaker 3: More?
Speaker 1: Ra, Here's what I prepared earlier?
Speaker 4: Oh no, no, no, hang on, no.
Speaker 2: First off, we have to do a circle assault.
Speaker 1: A circle around around the bad like, oh, go running
Speaker 1: away from you? So what's the salt doing?
Speaker 4: What's just protecting us?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 3: And then what we want to use the salt for
Speaker 3: is we want to dry that baby out because.
Speaker 4: It's wetting there.
Speaker 1: So that's ready, I hope, Yeah, you're doing it. I'm not.
Speaker 1: I'm not touching a thing.
Speaker 2: You cut this baby in half, this dingle wanker it.
Speaker 1: Okay, the car's gone out, the candle went out.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we're not getting protected next week.
Speaker 1: QI god, this is shit. That's what you get.
Speaker 4: See.
Speaker 2: We need this dripping though.
Speaker 1: I beg your pardon.
Speaker 2: Well, we need to seal the fucker when we've done that.
Speaker 3: Okay, so we're lighting the candle, stay lit, Thank you
Speaker 3: very much.
Speaker 1: This is a sign that we should not be doing this.
Speaker 4: This is a freaking sign we shouldn't do it.
Speaker 2: Honestly, I don't do bagful magic's.
Speaker 4: I know I'm good at it.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it freaking work, So.
Speaker 2: Don't think of anybody winning.
Speaker 3: All right, you're ready, you're ready, ready, ready, open it.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 2: Now, first we're going to do the salt because we
Speaker 2: want this thing to dry out.
Speaker 3: You dry up, you want it to dry out, shrivel up,
Speaker 3: never work again, you know. And then what you want
Speaker 3: to do is you a cane pepper and some chili
Speaker 3: in there so that when they when they we or pee,
Speaker 3: they burn, motherfucker burn?
Speaker 1: Right, Actually do again breaking some but what are breaking?
Speaker 4: Breaking?
Speaker 2: The winner?
Speaker 4: What we're breaking? All right?
Speaker 3: And the pepper is this is it pepper to protect,
Speaker 3: but it's also to you know, pepper it up, make
Speaker 3: it burn, make it be sore.
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 4: You ready? Now you can put heaps of different stuff
Speaker 4: in there.
Speaker 1: It sounds like a recipe, but you can.
Speaker 3: Anything that's a herb that you know will be drawing
Speaker 3: the effect or rotting the fruit in some way you
Speaker 3: want to put it in there. You can make up
Speaker 3: your whole thing of what you want to say. The
Speaker 3: next thing you want to do is you want to
Speaker 3: take a piece of paper.
Speaker 1: Okay, it's would have got here?
Speaker 4: Who used this piece of paper?
Speaker 3: Actually, we've got one that doesn't have words on it,
Speaker 3: because I don't ever want to accidentally.
Speaker 2: Heck someone.
Speaker 3: Anyway, we can put yea perfect all right, So when
Speaker 3: you're writing someone's name down, you can actually write down
Speaker 3: what you want to happen and the reason why, the
Speaker 3: reason why, so you'd write.
Speaker 1: Their name down.
Speaker 2: I'm not writing anything.
Speaker 3: I'm just going to pretend. And then you know, you
Speaker 3: can out write down. You know, when you pee, it
Speaker 3: burns limb dick forever, you know, whatever it is, and
Speaker 3: you can also say, or you can only say, get
Speaker 3: it up for me. So so now this is another thing.
Speaker 3: If you don't you, if you, if you think the way,
Speaker 3: if you think your partner is someone that goes out
Speaker 3: and has affairs on you, what you can do is
Speaker 3: when they're out, you can put this out to rot
Speaker 3: while you say that, and when they come home, if
Speaker 3: they've been good, you put it in the freezer so
Speaker 3: it stops the spells. Okay, all right, anyway, we're not
Speaker 3: doing that now. So we're just gonna pop this in
Speaker 3: right into the right okay, and you need to get
Speaker 3: out your handy dandy.
Speaker 4: Needles.
Speaker 1: Who has skull needles on me?
Speaker 3: Well, these are the way because I do bagful magic,
Speaker 3: which is also voodoo.
Speaker 4: So I do do voodoo. You do voodoo. I do
Speaker 4: voodoo right, And you want to put that in there? Baby?
Speaker 1: In there?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 4: One?
Speaker 2: So oh chaskay you need to hold it.
Speaker 4: Come on, I don't want to touch it.
Speaker 1: No, seriously, I don't like this.
Speaker 4: Okay, all, don't worry. It's all good.
Speaker 2: I know, see, it's all good don't worry.
Speaker 4: It's all good. It's all good. Everything's going to be good.
Speaker 3: No one's hexting anything. No one's gonna be hext Everyone's
Speaker 3: wing is gonna work with. Ben's gonna go home and
Speaker 3: make it work tonight. No, No, I'm go ahead, and
Speaker 3: I just need to test something out.
Speaker 1: I've definitely heard during a podcast. But that is the
Speaker 1: laughter of Ben.
Speaker 2: He's standing way back from us.
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, all right, so just imagine that we're holding
Speaker 3: it all together. Now, what you want to do is
Speaker 3: you want to get a piece of string to hold
Speaker 3: it together. Normally red would be good, but I didn't
Speaker 3: have read in my.
Speaker 4: Sewing box picks good enough?
Speaker 1: Do you so?
Speaker 4: I do?
Speaker 2: I have a holy hobby sewing box?
Speaker 1: Do you I do?
Speaker 2: Nineteen seventy great?
Speaker 1: I tried. I tried to sew once, did you. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to make a bag, but I made some
Speaker 1: leg almos from a dog.
Speaker 4: Oh wow, she was happy.
Speaker 3: No, you just want to keep putting that through. And
Speaker 3: as you're saying, you could have your own spell. What
Speaker 3: it is that you want to say?
Speaker 1: And then what is this at the end?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 2: So then at the end we want to put vinegar in, right,
Speaker 2: So actually what we.
Speaker 4: Want to do is seal it. So you seal it
Speaker 4: with the black wax. Seal seal, seal, seal, seal, seal,
Speaker 4: seal it with the black wax, and then you put
Speaker 4: your vinegar on.
Speaker 3: Now, vinegar is to sour, right, so may it sour.
Speaker 3: May your relationship sound? Now you want to make sure
Speaker 3: that you protect it and it's reflected, right. So then
Speaker 3: what you do is you.
Speaker 2: Wrap this baby up prime, right, and then you go
Speaker 2: and put it outside in the garden to.
Speaker 1: Rot rot rot.
Speaker 3: There we go, okay, and that is how you hex
Speaker 3: a wiena.
Speaker 2: Follow us for cooking next week. Now, if you wanted
Speaker 2: it to be to make it hard, you'd put what
Speaker 2: do you look, that's it.
Speaker 1: You put them down the middle and whatever. Okay, So okay,
Speaker 1: so this is baneful magic.
Speaker 3: This is painful magic. Then bainful magic is something that
Speaker 3: you normally you'd have to do if you're quiet experience,
Speaker 3: because it actually does work.
Speaker 4: That's one.
Speaker 2: I've been very very careful. I mean, we're having fun with.
Speaker 1: It, and we really haven't done it.
Speaker 4: We haven't done it.
Speaker 3: No, we haven't done We haven't put anybody's name in it.
Speaker 3: Unless someone's called Squiggle, We'll be fine. Oh there is
Speaker 3: mister Squiggle with his poor little nose is going to
Speaker 3: break it.
Speaker 2: I haven't thought about him in years.
Speaker 1: You so questioning most of my life choices right now anyway,
Speaker 1: especially being.
Speaker 2: Friends with question every day, every day, every day.
Speaker 1: Let's check the stars.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 3: So this week has a full moon in Leo. So
Speaker 3: arias the full moon will emerge a lot of creative
Speaker 3: sides to you, So let your passion saw trus. This
Speaker 3: full moon enhances your domestic life. This is a great
Speaker 3: time to make your living space a reflection of your
Speaker 3: inner self. So think cozy and luxurious Gemini. This full
Speaker 3: moon is about communication, and this is highlighted especially with
Speaker 3: this particular moon. So reach out to friends and to
Speaker 3: your siblings and share your latest thoughts and ideas. The
Speaker 3: conversations will certainly sparkle under this full moon. Cancer financial
Speaker 3: matters may come to the forefront this moon, and because
Speaker 3: Leo is the full moon this particular month, your confidence
Speaker 3: will be to make wise choices. Trust your instincts on that,
Speaker 3: especially if you're looking for home lines or you're looking
Speaker 3: for any financial services.
Speaker 4: Leo.
Speaker 3: This full moon is in your sign, so it will
Speaker 3: certainly magnify your charisma. It is time for you to shine, Leo,
Speaker 3: so take the spotlight and let the world see your
Speaker 3: vibrant energy. Virgo, this full moon encourages you to retreat
Speaker 3: and to recharge. A little solitude will help you find
Speaker 3: clarity and inspiration in your future plans.
Speaker 4: Libra.
Speaker 3: The Leo full moon emphasizes social connections, so surround yourself
Speaker 3: with friends who lift you up and inspire you to
Speaker 3: be your best self. Scorpio, this full moon, your career
Speaker 3: will take a boost. The full moon will shine on
Speaker 3: your ambitions, so embrace this energy and make bold moves
Speaker 3: and pursue your goals. Sagittarius, this full moon is all
Speaker 3: about adventure, so whether you want to start on a
Speaker 3: physical journey or a mental journey, or both taking care
Speaker 3: of your mental and physical health, this is a great
Speaker 3: time to start doing that.
Speaker 2: Capricorn.
Speaker 3: This full moon will bring transformation, encouraging you to go
Speaker 3: where you haven't been before, So embrace this change and
Speaker 3: go for your ambitious heart.
Speaker 2: Aquarius.
Speaker 3: This full moon will emphasize relationships that you need to
Speaker 3: focus on, so ask yourself, are you balanced between a
Speaker 3: romantic life, your career and your personal life. It is
Speaker 3: time to celebrate love in all its forms, Pisces. This
Speaker 3: full moon will highlight your health, so start coming up
Speaker 3: with a health plan, whether it be for your body
Speaker 3: or for your mind. A little self care will go
Speaker 3: a long way. And that's your stars. Happy full moon
Speaker 3: in Leo.
Speaker 1: Well, thank god, that's it for today. It's been a
Speaker 1: very interesting episode thinking of all the males out there. No,
Speaker 1: I'm not thinking of email, think of Diostic, not Longe. No, okay.
Speaker 1: Next week we'll be joined by our winner, who will
Speaker 1: be receiving a reading from you.
Speaker 2: Shouldn't ayway, because we're all in perimenopause. I reckon we
Speaker 2: should go more on to that.
Speaker 1: That's actually what we're going to do an episode on
Speaker 1: as perimenopause and how the crystals and things like that
Speaker 1: can actually help, because God knows we need as much
Speaker 1: help as possible. Yes, thank you for joining us. Be
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Speaker 2: We just imagine everyone listening to this on.
Speaker 4: Their way to work.
Speaker 2: I think there'd be a lot of spitting coffee.
Speaker 1: Yes, I think so. I do. Have a wonderful day
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