WEBVTT - NSFW: How to Hex a penis

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<v Speaker 1>The clock has gone out. The candle went out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh god, we're not getting protected next week.

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<v Speaker 1>Quick Michelle the Witch of Moon's Lane and Moira Major

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<v Speaker 1>How the Witch Bitch. Welcome to another episode. My goodness,

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<v Speaker 1>it's the end of January. Can you believe that? Hello

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<v Speaker 1>Michelle the Witch, Hey hey yuay, hey ma. We've worked

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<v Speaker 1>through all of the entries and on Instagram and TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>as well to win a reading with Michelle next week

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<v Speaker 1>will be joined by the lucky winner as well, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's really great. Don't worry if you didn't win, though,

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do our best to answer all the questions that

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<v Speaker 1>you send in. Someone said that they binged all of

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<v Speaker 1>the episodes of our podcast during our last snowstorm as

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<v Speaker 1>I was plowing. That's pretty cool.

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<v Speaker 2>That is so cool.

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<v Speaker 1>We've also just chicked over twenty five thousand plays on

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<v Speaker 1>Spotify's Thank you so much for listening sharing with all

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<v Speaker 1>your friends. We do love you. Now. There is a

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<v Speaker 1>young lady who came into your shop at Carrara Markets

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<v Speaker 1>here on the Gold Coast. Lovely soul working in there too,

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<v Speaker 1>who said you were thinking about doing a sip and

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<v Speaker 1>psychic night.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I'm actually dates are coming up in March and

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<v Speaker 3>in April to do a best of making Tarot goddess circle.

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<v Speaker 2>And that that.

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<v Speaker 4>You having one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna have it.

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<v Speaker 3>We're all having v all right, and we're going to

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to do goddess circles and call in and

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<v Speaker 3>so it's going to be come and join a coven

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<v Speaker 3>for a night. It'll be three hours on a Friday,

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<v Speaker 3>probably from five.

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<v Speaker 4>To eight cute.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>I can make brooms which are really good for hanging

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<v Speaker 3>over over your doors and real decorative to keep out negativity.

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<v Speaker 1>Love it all right. We'll keep you posted on that.

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<v Speaker 1>And Randell, he has messaged us. Just want to say

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<v Speaker 1>I love listening to you guys, had to being every

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<v Speaker 1>single episode from start to a current. Sometimes I feel

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<v Speaker 1>out of place being a male witch. We should talk

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<v Speaker 1>to me about male witches.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, actually I've got a friend. It's called the Wizard

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<v Speaker 3>of Chimmingdale. He's in Sydney, so I yes, Well he's

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<v Speaker 3>not He's the Wizard of chiming Do.

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<v Speaker 4>Yes.

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<v Speaker 1>But because a lot of people have their content towards women,

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<v Speaker 1>which I completely understand, I do a question. How can

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<v Speaker 1>I get better at meditating and open my psychic ability.

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<v Speaker 1>We might have to have a chat to Randal. Interesting.

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<v Speaker 1>Don't even know where he's from, but we love your

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<v Speaker 1>comment anyway. Now speaking of men, Oh yeah, how do

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<v Speaker 1>we here?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know whither because this is baneful magic, which

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<v Speaker 3>is actually malicious magic.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's bainful as in bad. It's bad magic.

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<v Speaker 3>It's yes, So it's something that you if you do this,

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<v Speaker 3>you're going to have to know what you're doing, number one,

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<v Speaker 3>and really protect yourself number two. Now you know, why

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<v Speaker 3>would you do something like this? I mean, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>if someone's had an affair on you, yes, you could be.

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<v Speaker 1>We are so I don't know how this actually began.

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<v Speaker 1>I've got no idea at all. And now we're sitting

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<v Speaker 1>here with skulls and an eggplant and needles and so okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this would be if well, what I think.

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<v Speaker 2>About a pedal, like I was thinking about that.

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<v Speaker 3>So you know, if you if you were you know

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<v Speaker 3>somebody that you know has done something that's really horrific terrible,

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<v Speaker 3>and they're not they're getting away with it, or you

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<v Speaker 3>want them to stop. A great way to do that

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<v Speaker 3>is to we're going back to graveyard dirt again. Is

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<v Speaker 3>to go and find a grave of a murderer or

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<v Speaker 3>someone like that and take the dirt and use the

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<v Speaker 3>dirt within the ceremony. And then then you want to say, yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>then you're actually doing it to a pedophile, like somebody

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<v Speaker 3>that you don't want to you know, so limp dick

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<v Speaker 3>or the syndrome, right, so you don't want them to

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<v Speaker 3>be able to to offend again. So I that type

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<v Speaker 3>of thing I kind of get. But if it's just

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<v Speaker 3>someone that's going off and having affairs, I really feel

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<v Speaker 3>that in the end, you know, it's more about working

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<v Speaker 3>on yourself and making sure that you realize that you

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<v Speaker 3>deserve something better than going out and hexting people. Right,

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<v Speaker 3>So I'm not really I'm not really especially their penises.

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<v Speaker 3>It's really funny because on the way out, I was saying,

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<v Speaker 3>what are you doing today?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, just my job, just going off to hex

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<v Speaker 2>a penis?

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<v Speaker 4>You're doing what.

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<v Speaker 1>I actually went to university and studied journalism and theater,

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<v Speaker 1>and I actually have several degrees, including my honors in

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<v Speaker 1>drama therapy. And here I sit in front of a

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<v Speaker 1>witch who's about to hex a penis.

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<v Speaker 2>H fun, fun, fun, All right, what have we got all?

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<v Speaker 1>Right.

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<v Speaker 2>So the first thing you want to do is.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not saying any names to this how we as well, No.

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<v Speaker 2>We're not going to do any names at all.

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<v Speaker 1>So when we do have been in the studio, who.

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<v Speaker 2>God, don't say that he's looking he scared at him,

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<v Speaker 2>look at.

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<v Speaker 1>Him, look at and he's crossing his legs.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So what you want to do is anything that's like

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<v Speaker 3>a Fallos symbol, like look and get.

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<v Speaker 2>The rotten one. So go to you know when you

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<v Speaker 2>go to that fruit.

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<v Speaker 3>Of fruit and everything that you have in the bottom,

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<v Speaker 3>you know, your bottom crisper usually slopping.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so get them out because it's best, all right.

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<v Speaker 3>So the first thing you want to do is get

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<v Speaker 3>that right, get that baby out there for you now,

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<v Speaker 3>because you.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to protect yourself. Always have a black candle on hand. Okay, right,

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<v Speaker 2>so I have a light. Yes, So what we want

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<v Speaker 2>to do is we want to light the candle.

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<v Speaker 1>Now we have discussed lighting things before.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, Well, let's just pretend to light it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, because if it's protecting it, fucking light it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't want to.

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<v Speaker 3>We don't want to go in and have you know,

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<v Speaker 3>Vagina's fallout or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm now thinking about the person doing the snow plowing

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<v Speaker 1>just run over their own foot.

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<v Speaker 3>What rag you're fie, fie, just light the candle. So

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<v Speaker 3>what you want to do is you want to light

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<v Speaker 3>the candle? All right, we're lighting the candle for protection, okay, right,

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<v Speaker 3>So as we light the candle for protection, we visualize

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<v Speaker 3>a white light beam around us and that we are

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<v Speaker 3>being protected.

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<v Speaker 2>If you're going to bring in a deity, actually maybe

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<v Speaker 2>it is going to make smoke.

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<v Speaker 4>Maybe we didn't. Is it going to make spoke?

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<v Speaker 1>We have said alarm off?

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<v Speaker 2>Is there any alarm here?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? Well probably not. It doesn't work in this studio. Actually,

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<v Speaker 1>we don't like our studio, so it'd be breaks if

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<v Speaker 1>it down the whole thing.

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<v Speaker 4>All right.

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<v Speaker 3>So the first thing you want to do is you

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<v Speaker 3>want to cut this baby in half?

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<v Speaker 1>All right? Looks like a cookie show, doesn't it.

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<v Speaker 4>Have you got the onions ready?

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<v Speaker 3>More?

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<v Speaker 1>Ra, Here's what I prepared earlier?

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<v Speaker 4>Oh no, no, no, hang on, no.

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<v Speaker 2>First off, we have to do a circle assault.

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<v Speaker 1>A circle around around the bad like, oh, go running

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<v Speaker 1>away from you? So what's the salt doing?

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<v Speaker 4>What's just protecting us?

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 3>And then what we want to use the salt for

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<v Speaker 3>is we want to dry that baby out because.

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<v Speaker 4>It's wetting there.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's ready, I hope, Yeah, you're doing it. I'm not.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not touching a thing.

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<v Speaker 2>You cut this baby in half, this dingle wanker it.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, the car's gone out, the candle went out.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, we're not getting protected next week.

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<v Speaker 1>QI god, this is shit. That's what you get.

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<v Speaker 4>See.

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<v Speaker 2>We need this dripping though.

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<v Speaker 1>I beg your pardon.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, we need to seal the fucker when we've done that.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, so we're lighting the candle, stay lit, Thank you

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<v Speaker 3>very much.

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<v Speaker 1>This is a sign that we should not be doing this.

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<v Speaker 4>This is a freaking sign we shouldn't do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Honestly, I don't do bagful magic's.

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<v Speaker 4>I know I'm good at it.

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<v Speaker 1>What do you mean it freaking work, So.

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<v Speaker 2>Don't think of anybody winning.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, you're ready, you're ready, ready, ready, open it.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, first we're going to do the salt because we

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<v Speaker 2>want this thing to dry out.

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<v Speaker 3>You dry up, you want it to dry out, shrivel up,

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<v Speaker 3>never work again, you know. And then what you want

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<v Speaker 3>to do is you a cane pepper and some chili

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<v Speaker 3>in there so that when they when they we or pee,

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<v Speaker 3>they burn, motherfucker burn?

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<v Speaker 1>Right, Actually do again breaking some but what are breaking?

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<v Speaker 4>Breaking?

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<v Speaker 2>The winner?

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<v Speaker 4>What we're breaking? All right?

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<v Speaker 3>And the pepper is this is it pepper to protect,

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<v Speaker 3>but it's also to you know, pepper it up, make

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<v Speaker 3>it burn, make it be sore.

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<v Speaker 1>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>You ready? Now you can put heaps of different stuff

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<v Speaker 4>in there.

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<v Speaker 1>It sounds like a recipe, but you can.

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<v Speaker 3>Anything that's a herb that you know will be drawing

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<v Speaker 3>the effect or rotting the fruit in some way you

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<v Speaker 3>want to put it in there. You can make up

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<v Speaker 3>your whole thing of what you want to say. The

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<v Speaker 3>next thing you want to do is you want to

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<v Speaker 3>take a piece of paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, it's would have got here?

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<v Speaker 4>Who used this piece of paper?

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<v Speaker 3>Actually, we've got one that doesn't have words on it,

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<v Speaker 3>because I don't ever want to accidentally.

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<v Speaker 2>Heck someone.

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, we can put yea perfect all right, So when

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<v Speaker 3>you're writing someone's name down, you can actually write down

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<v Speaker 3>what you want to happen and the reason why, the

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<v Speaker 3>reason why, so you'd write.

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<v Speaker 1>Their name down.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not writing anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm just going to pretend. And then you know, you

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<v Speaker 3>can out write down. You know, when you pee, it

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<v Speaker 3>burns limb dick forever, you know, whatever it is, and

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<v Speaker 3>you can also say, or you can only say, get

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<v Speaker 3>it up for me. So so now this is another thing.

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<v Speaker 3>If you don't you, if you, if you think the way,

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<v Speaker 3>if you think your partner is someone that goes out

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<v Speaker 3>and has affairs on you, what you can do is

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<v Speaker 3>when they're out, you can put this out to rot

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<v Speaker 3>while you say that, and when they come home, if

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<v Speaker 3>they've been good, you put it in the freezer so

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<v Speaker 3>it stops the spells. Okay, all right, anyway, we're not

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<v Speaker 3>doing that now. So we're just gonna pop this in

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<v Speaker 3>right into the right okay, and you need to get

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<v Speaker 3>out your handy dandy.

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<v Speaker 4>Needles.

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<v Speaker 1>Who has skull needles on me?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, these are the way because I do bagful magic,

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<v Speaker 3>which is also voodoo.

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<v Speaker 4>So I do do voodoo. You do voodoo. I do

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<v Speaker 4>voodoo right, And you want to put that in there? Baby?

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<v Speaker 1>In there?

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<v Speaker 2>All right?

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<v Speaker 4>One?

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<v Speaker 2>So oh chaskay you need to hold it.

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<v Speaker 4>Come on, I don't want to touch it.

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<v Speaker 1>No, seriously, I don't like this.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, all, don't worry. It's all good.

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<v Speaker 2>I know, see, it's all good don't worry.

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<v Speaker 4>It's all good. It's all good. Everything's going to be good.

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<v Speaker 3>No one's hexting anything. No one's gonna be hext Everyone's

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<v Speaker 3>wing is gonna work with. Ben's gonna go home and

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<v Speaker 3>make it work tonight. No, No, I'm go ahead, and

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<v Speaker 3>I just need to test something out.

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<v Speaker 1>I've definitely heard during a podcast. But that is the

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<v Speaker 1>laughter of Ben.

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<v Speaker 2>He's standing way back from us.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, okay, all right, so just imagine that we're holding

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<v Speaker 3>it all together. Now, what you want to do is

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<v Speaker 3>you want to get a piece of string to hold

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<v Speaker 3>it together. Normally red would be good, but I didn't

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<v Speaker 3>have read in my.

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<v Speaker 4>Sewing box picks good enough?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you so?

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<v Speaker 4>I do?

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<v Speaker 2>I have a holy hobby sewing box?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you I do?

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<v Speaker 2>Nineteen seventy great?

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<v Speaker 1>I tried. I tried to sew once, did you. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm trying to make a bag, but I made some

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<v Speaker 1>leg almos from a dog.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh wow, she was happy.

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<v Speaker 3>No, you just want to keep putting that through. And

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<v Speaker 3>as you're saying, you could have your own spell. What

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<v Speaker 3>it is that you want to say?

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<v Speaker 1>And then what is this at the end?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay?

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<v Speaker 2>So then at the end we want to put vinegar in, right,

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<v Speaker 2>So actually what we.

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<v Speaker 4>Want to do is seal it. So you seal it

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<v Speaker 4>with the black wax. Seal seal, seal, seal, seal, seal,

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<v Speaker 4>seal it with the black wax, and then you put

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<v Speaker 4>your vinegar on.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, vinegar is to sour, right, so may it sour.

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<v Speaker 3>May your relationship sound? Now you want to make sure

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<v Speaker 3>that you protect it and it's reflected, right. So then

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<v Speaker 3>what you do is you.

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<v Speaker 2>Wrap this baby up prime, right, and then you go

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<v Speaker 2>and put it outside in the garden to.

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<v Speaker 1>Rot rot rot.

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<v Speaker 3>There we go, okay, and that is how you hex

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<v Speaker 3>a wiena.

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<v Speaker 2>Follow us for cooking next week. Now, if you wanted

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<v Speaker 2>it to be to make it hard, you'd put what

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<v Speaker 2>do you look, that's it.

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<v Speaker 1>You put them down the middle and whatever. Okay, So okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so this is baneful magic.

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<v Speaker 3>This is painful magic. Then bainful magic is something that

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<v Speaker 3>you normally you'd have to do if you're quiet experience,

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<v Speaker 3>because it actually does work.

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<v Speaker 4>That's one.

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<v Speaker 2>I've been very very careful. I mean, we're having fun with.

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<v Speaker 1>It, and we really haven't done it.

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<v Speaker 4>We haven't done it.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we haven't done We haven't put anybody's name in it.

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<v Speaker 3>Unless someone's called Squiggle, We'll be fine. Oh there is

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<v Speaker 3>mister Squiggle with his poor little nose is going to

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<v Speaker 3>break it.

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<v Speaker 2>I haven't thought about him in years.

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<v Speaker 1>You so questioning most of my life choices right now anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>especially being.

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<v Speaker 2>Friends with question every day, every day, every day.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's check the stars.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 3>So this week has a full moon in Leo. So

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<v Speaker 3>arias the full moon will emerge a lot of creative

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<v Speaker 3>sides to you, So let your passion saw trus. This

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<v Speaker 3>full moon enhances your domestic life. This is a great

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<v Speaker 3>time to make your living space a reflection of your

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<v Speaker 3>inner self. So think cozy and luxurious Gemini. This full

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<v Speaker 3>moon is about communication, and this is highlighted especially with

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<v Speaker 3>this particular moon. So reach out to friends and to

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<v Speaker 3>your siblings and share your latest thoughts and ideas. The

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<v Speaker 3>conversations will certainly sparkle under this full moon. Cancer financial

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<v Speaker 3>matters may come to the forefront this moon, and because

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<v Speaker 3>Leo is the full moon this particular month, your confidence

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<v Speaker 3>will be to make wise choices. Trust your instincts on that,

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<v Speaker 3>especially if you're looking for home lines or you're looking

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<v Speaker 3>for any financial services.

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<v Speaker 4>Leo.

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<v Speaker 3>This full moon is in your sign, so it will

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<v Speaker 3>certainly magnify your charisma. It is time for you to shine, Leo,

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<v Speaker 3>so take the spotlight and let the world see your

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<v Speaker 3>vibrant energy. Virgo, this full moon encourages you to retreat

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<v Speaker 3>and to recharge. A little solitude will help you find

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<v Speaker 3>clarity and inspiration in your future plans.

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<v Speaker 4>Libra.

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<v Speaker 3>The Leo full moon emphasizes social connections, so surround yourself

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<v Speaker 3>with friends who lift you up and inspire you to

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<v Speaker 3>be your best self. Scorpio, this full moon, your career

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<v Speaker 3>will take a boost. The full moon will shine on

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<v Speaker 3>your ambitions, so embrace this energy and make bold moves

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<v Speaker 3>and pursue your goals. Sagittarius, this full moon is all

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<v Speaker 3>about adventure, so whether you want to start on a

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<v Speaker 3>physical journey or a mental journey, or both taking care

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<v Speaker 3>of your mental and physical health, this is a great

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<v Speaker 3>time to start doing that.

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<v Speaker 2>Capricorn.

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<v Speaker 3>This full moon will bring transformation, encouraging you to go

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<v Speaker 3>where you haven't been before, So embrace this change and

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<v Speaker 3>go for your ambitious heart.

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<v Speaker 2>Aquarius.

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<v Speaker 3>This full moon will emphasize relationships that you need to

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<v Speaker 3>focus on, so ask yourself, are you balanced between a

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<v Speaker 3>romantic life, your career and your personal life. It is

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<v Speaker 3>time to celebrate love in all its forms, Pisces. This

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<v Speaker 3>full moon will highlight your health, so start coming up

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<v Speaker 3>with a health plan, whether it be for your body

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<v Speaker 3>or for your mind. A little self care will go

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<v Speaker 3>a long way. And that's your stars. Happy full moon

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<v Speaker 3>in Leo.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, thank god, that's it for today. It's been a

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<v Speaker 1>very interesting episode thinking of all the males out there. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not thinking of email, think of Diostic, not Longe. No, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Next week we'll be joined by our winner, who will

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<v Speaker 1>be receiving a reading from you.

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<v Speaker 2>Shouldn't ayway, because we're all in perimenopause. I reckon we

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<v Speaker 2>should go more on to that.

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<v Speaker 1>That's actually what we're going to do an episode on

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<v Speaker 1>as perimenopause and how the crystals and things like that

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<v Speaker 1>can actually help, because God knows we need as much

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<v Speaker 1>help as possible. Yes, thank you for joining us. Be

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<v Speaker 1>sure to share the podcast with your friends. Feel free

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<v Speaker 1>to rate it on your favorite platform. Five it's a

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<v Speaker 1>lovely number, and keep those messages coming in as well. Michelle.

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<v Speaker 2>We just imagine everyone listening to this on.

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<v Speaker 4>Their way to work.

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<v Speaker 2>I think there'd be a lot of spitting coffee.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, I think so. I do. Have a wonderful day

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<v Speaker 1>wherever you may be.

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<v Speaker 2>Enjoy See yea bye, good work. Podcasts