WEBVTT - MINI: Housemates from HELL 🔥

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<v Speaker 1>Mitch, have you ever had like a housemate from hell?

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<v Speaker 2>My ex? But what did you do? Let'sn't get into

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<v Speaker 2>that dot.

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<v Speaker 1>Really have you ever lived with anyone other than a

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<v Speaker 1>partner or your parents where you've just you know, because

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<v Speaker 1>like sometimes you think you've met like the perfect housemate

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<v Speaker 1>and you move in. It's great for six months because

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<v Speaker 1>everyone's on best behavior, and then as time unfolds and

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<v Speaker 1>as their true self comes out, you realize, actually you're

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<v Speaker 1>living with someone who's Satan on earth.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 4>When I lived in New York, I lived with a

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<v Speaker 4>girl who would do yoga every morning, and she'd play

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<v Speaker 4>like her yoga music on her Yui boom speaker, so

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<v Speaker 4>I'd wake up to like, you know, a river fountain

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<v Speaker 4>and Balinesian noises, and that would annoy me, That would

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<v Speaker 4>piece me off.

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<v Speaker 1>That's your version of the housemate that actually sounds so

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<v Speaker 1>serene and nice, like wake up with the sunshine, wake

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<v Speaker 1>up with some tinkering bells because.

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<v Speaker 2>I sleep in it and annoyed me at the time.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I have some doozies of a story for you.

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason I want to talk about this I

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<v Speaker 1>came across an article that was online there's a Reddit thread, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and this guy was asking for advice. So every and

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<v Speaker 1>this is happening over and over again, where he wakes up,

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<v Speaker 1>or he goes downstairs to the kitchen and realizes that

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<v Speaker 1>his housemate has left the gas on.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh's on the stove, so he'll.

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<v Speaker 1>Cook something recklessly, leave all the crap around after he's

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<v Speaker 1>finished cooking, doesn't clean up. But more so it's the

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<v Speaker 1>fear and the worry about something dangerous happening because he

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<v Speaker 1>constantly leaves the gas on the stove, right, and so

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<v Speaker 1>then how you get out.

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<v Speaker 2>Of this situation?

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<v Speaker 1>But the reason why I thought of this is because

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<v Speaker 1>it reminded me of this housemate that I used to have.

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<v Speaker 1>So I when I was in my twenties, I lived

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<v Speaker 1>with this guy and did you no, no, No, he

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<v Speaker 1>was no. He was like in his early twenties. He

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<v Speaker 1>was like a real boy boy and we we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>really know each other. I found him on like housemate

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<v Speaker 1>dot com and he never let anyone go into his bedroom.

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<v Speaker 1>He was always like, my room is out of bounds.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, okay, I have no interest in going

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<v Speaker 1>into your bedroom either.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I've heard a lot of true crime podcasts that

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<v Speaker 2>start like this, and all he.

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<v Speaker 1>Was doing was like playing video games in there. But

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<v Speaker 1>he had a long distance boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Okay, Oh, what progressive of you, gay housemate in

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<v Speaker 2>the nineties.

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<v Speaker 1>Well yeah, gay house mate wasn't the nineties.

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<v Speaker 2>I just got that shut up.

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<v Speaker 1>So not that long ago anyway, Okay. I walked into

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<v Speaker 1>his room one day he was out and I needed

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<v Speaker 1>to go, and always stunk because he was dirty, dirty

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<v Speaker 1>boy and never cleaned anything, didn't wash his clothes, always

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<v Speaker 1>left food in there. And I walked in there this

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<v Speaker 1>one day and there was a big black garbage bag

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<v Speaker 1>just on the floor next to his bed where he'd

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<v Speaker 1>been throwing all of his rubbish and stuff in, and

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<v Speaker 1>then a roll of toilet paper and scrunched up balls

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<v Speaker 1>of toilet paper all around the bed. One can only

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<v Speaker 1>imagine totally what he had been doing.

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<v Speaker 2>Signus infection for her.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, he had a long distance boyfriend.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what that ties me.

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<v Speaker 1>And then and then wait for it, then when he

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<v Speaker 1>moved out, so he moved into my apartment that was

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<v Speaker 1>fully furnished. And when he moved out and we had

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<v Speaker 1>the truck came and he was like putting his things

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<v Speaker 1>on the truck, and I remember walking outside and I

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<v Speaker 1>was like, hold on, why are some of my furniture

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<v Speaker 1>on his truck. He tried to take things with him

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<v Speaker 1>because he was like, oh, she doesn't really use that anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh he sounds terrible. Yeah, yeah, he totally turned Well.

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<v Speaker 4>Listen, thirteen one or sixty five calls are coming through, Daniel,

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<v Speaker 4>what's your housemate?

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<v Speaker 2>From hell? Hit us?

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<v Speaker 5>Ah, Look, that one about not going into the room

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<v Speaker 5>just absolutely hit home. I had one similar where he

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<v Speaker 5>just like it was one of my first places. I'd

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<v Speaker 5>helped him out, and so we were living and we

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<v Speaker 5>went in there when we had to move out, and.

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<v Speaker 1>In there was just.

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<v Speaker 5>Like plates of food like chicken we'd eat and a

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<v Speaker 5>week ago were using bowls as ash trays, clothes every right. Now,

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<v Speaker 5>the thing is is we were moving out, we packed

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<v Speaker 5>up the rest of the house. He's already four hours

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<v Speaker 5>like to help us pack up everything. Absolutely human. So

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<v Speaker 5>we got our own back a little bit. So we

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<v Speaker 5>were disgusted, so we just grabbed garbage bags. We're like, oh,

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<v Speaker 5>you must love this stuff so much. He didn't put

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<v Speaker 5>in the bin. So we put all the clothes in

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<v Speaker 5>the bag, all of the leftover.

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<v Speaker 2>Food, rubbish. Good.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, we just put all in there, wrapped it up

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<v Speaker 5>in a cupboard, stuck it out the back and said, well,

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<v Speaker 5>the house is clean. He don't have to come and

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<v Speaker 5>help us.

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<v Speaker 2>Now, brilliant.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he moving out with you to a new place?

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<v Speaker 1>Was he moving out and going somewhere else as well?

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<v Speaker 1>You guys are parting ways?

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<v Speaker 5>Oh, the friendship was already well and truly burned it.

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<v Speaker 5>I've only got four people on my waist of oxygen list,

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<v Speaker 5>and these one.

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<v Speaker 4>Of them waste of oxygen list.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to get one of those who don't want

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<v Speaker 2>a list like that. Noel was on that list.

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<v Speaker 5>You're probably you gotta work. You have to work pretty hard.

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<v Speaker 2>To get on all right, Thank you, buddy, I appreciate it.

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<v Speaker 2>Good call.

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<v Speaker 1>There's so many people who have horror stories when it

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<v Speaker 1>comes to housemates. It's so precarious because you don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what you're getting into until they're living in your space totally.

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<v Speaker 4>And that's why I live at home with my parents

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<v Speaker 4>twenty eight That's why that's the only reason I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to experience the.

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<v Speaker 3>Smell of gas, no yoga music, no dirty tis the

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<v Speaker 3>cost of living understands anyway, guys, that's it from us today.

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<v Speaker 2>Otherwise, we will see you tomorrow to end the week

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<v Speaker 2>for your frid.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, before you go, make sure that you do jump

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<v Speaker 1>of here. She's doing so incredibly well, and every day

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<v Speaker 1>you can put in ten votes.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is your little reminder go and vote for

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<v Speaker 2>our queen. You won't do it. She's not a queen yet.

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<v Speaker 2>Queen the pick Up anyway. Yeah, all right, guys, we

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<v Speaker 2>will see you all tomorrow. Goodbye,