1 00:00:00,480 --> 00:00:04,720 Speaker 1: Jonesy and Amanda in the morning. Satham, we've been talking 2 00:00:04,840 --> 00:00:07,720 Speaker 1: in the last few weeks about cameras and TV access 3 00:00:07,760 --> 00:00:11,440 Speaker 1: into locker rooms and things for the footballers. When we 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,000 Speaker 1: saw Latreell Mitchell emotional after a game, do we have 5 00:00:14,080 --> 00:00:16,440 Speaker 1: the right to be there? Well, A lot of sports 6 00:00:16,560 --> 00:00:21,079 Speaker 1: are bringing everything closer, aren't they. There's microphones, there's cameras everywhere, 7 00:00:21,440 --> 00:00:24,680 Speaker 1: even the golf the boys at the microphone. Haven't you 8 00:00:24,680 --> 00:00:27,040 Speaker 1: can hear them when they whack off the ball, can you? 9 00:00:27,680 --> 00:00:30,240 Speaker 1: But do you hear? Well? Have you heard this before? 10 00:00:30,760 --> 00:00:34,320 Speaker 1: Let me explain what's happening, Ossie pro. Greg Charmers was 11 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:41,360 Speaker 1: at the tee. He's playing partner, positioned himself unwittingly next 12 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:45,639 Speaker 1: to the TV mike. So here's Charmers charming. Well, it's 13 00:00:45,720 --> 00:00:49,120 Speaker 1: Charmers is not in the wrong here. He's trying to 14 00:00:49,159 --> 00:00:51,600 Speaker 1: tee off and just at his crucial moment of hitting 15 00:00:51,600 --> 00:00:55,640 Speaker 1: the ball, golfer Ian Palter, who's his playing partner, does 16 00:00:55,720 --> 00:01:06,280 Speaker 1: this get that? There closing on silent and that? Yeah, 17 00:01:06,319 --> 00:01:10,920 Speaker 1: So the farta, the golfer Farter says you get that 18 00:01:11,400 --> 00:01:13,240 Speaker 1: and the other one says, stay over there isn't it 19 00:01:13,240 --> 00:01:15,360 Speaker 1: supposed to be more silent than that of the cameras 20 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:18,120 Speaker 1: the microphones captured at all. We're talking about this before 21 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,640 Speaker 1: we came on air this morning. One of the girls 22 00:01:19,640 --> 00:01:23,360 Speaker 1: in the typing pool revealed her a sporting farting indiscretion. 23 00:01:23,520 --> 00:01:25,600 Speaker 1: She says it wasn't her, Of course it wouldn't will 24 00:01:25,720 --> 00:01:27,679 Speaker 1: I'll give her the benefit of the doubt. She was 25 00:01:27,680 --> 00:01:30,160 Speaker 1: in quite an elite rowing team at school, about sixteen 26 00:01:30,240 --> 00:01:33,319 Speaker 1: years old. It's probably nine of them in the boat, 27 00:01:33,959 --> 00:01:37,319 Speaker 1: including the cocks. Sure, and so they're all in the position. 28 00:01:37,360 --> 00:01:39,959 Speaker 1: Apparently it's quite an important race. They're all in position, 29 00:01:39,959 --> 00:01:42,759 Speaker 1: they're ready to go. Just as they're about to hear 30 00:01:43,040 --> 00:01:46,360 Speaker 1: go one of the girls let's rip, And they were 31 00:01:46,440 --> 00:01:49,600 Speaker 1: all so shocked and then all fell about laughing that 32 00:01:49,680 --> 00:01:52,640 Speaker 1: they couldn't even use their oars, and everyone on the 33 00:01:53,200 --> 00:01:56,600 Speaker 1: banks of the river going, what's happened? What the team 34 00:01:56,640 --> 00:01:59,240 Speaker 1: can't even row? They were just laughing their heads off, 35 00:01:59,280 --> 00:02:02,120 Speaker 1: didn't have the strength to row. Came last, they were 36 00:02:02,120 --> 00:02:04,640 Speaker 1: tipped to win, all came last, and none of the 37 00:02:04,640 --> 00:02:07,880 Speaker 1: girls have ever to this day. I don't know admitted 38 00:02:07,920 --> 00:02:12,519 Speaker 1: who it was. Why there isn't some sort of tellymovie 39 00:02:12,520 --> 00:02:17,760 Speaker 1: about that. I don't know what a mystery JFK talk 40 00:02:17,760 --> 00:02:20,400 Speaker 1: about the grassy kal? What went on? What happened then? 41 00:02:20,680 --> 00:02:24,160 Speaker 1: Didn't you when playing a celebrity tennis game with Andrew Denton? 42 00:02:24,800 --> 00:02:29,160 Speaker 1: Didn't you not only tear a calf? What happened? It 43 00:02:29,160 --> 00:02:31,040 Speaker 1: wasn't celebrity tennis game. It's just him and I having 44 00:02:31,080 --> 00:02:33,960 Speaker 1: a game. Yeah, him and I. Yeah, were here and 45 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,440 Speaker 1: I were just having a match. We never go and 46 00:02:35,480 --> 00:02:37,800 Speaker 1: play tennis, Oh we can, if you like. I've had 47 00:02:37,800 --> 00:02:40,000 Speaker 1: a hip replacement since then. Sure, So what I did 48 00:02:40,040 --> 00:02:43,120 Speaker 1: blew out a hip beach that the two of us 49 00:02:43,160 --> 00:02:46,680 Speaker 1: were perhaps saying a game of tennis, and I thought 50 00:02:46,680 --> 00:02:48,560 Speaker 1: someone had hit a ball and whacked me in the 51 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,880 Speaker 1: back of the leg. Took me ages to realize that 52 00:02:50,919 --> 00:02:55,560 Speaker 1: I attendant had just ripped, and so Andrew had to 53 00:02:55,560 --> 00:02:58,079 Speaker 1: give me a peeback to the car, and in the 54 00:02:58,120 --> 00:03:03,400 Speaker 1: moment of angst, I let rip and pass some wind. 55 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:06,160 Speaker 1: But while you were while he was carrying, Yeah, he 56 00:03:06,280 --> 00:03:10,120 Speaker 1: was giving me a piggyback. And then we got to 57 00:03:10,160 --> 00:03:13,600 Speaker 1: the car because I was driving. He can drive now, 58 00:03:13,639 --> 00:03:16,000 Speaker 1: he didn't in those days. I had to drive him 59 00:03:16,000 --> 00:03:19,239 Speaker 1: home and then drive me home with my tendonyl ripped. 60 00:03:19,320 --> 00:03:22,560 Speaker 1: It was a hell of a day't they good? It 61 00:03:22,639 --> 00:03:33,639 Speaker 1: probably sounded a little bit like this. Forget that I 62 00:03:33,760 --> 00:03:36,720 Speaker 1: didn't get a hole in one. Jonesy and Amanda, good morning.