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Speaker 1: Wish.

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Speaker 2: This is Will and Woody.

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Speaker 3: There after that, everybody, I said, a care swell and

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Speaker 3: moddy getting your home on a Thursday afternoon.

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Speaker 4: Stop right there. Well, guess what Australia.

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Speaker 5: It's someone very special thirtieth birthday today. What a what

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Speaker 5: a great day. Please send in your birthday wishes. He

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Speaker 5: likes making a big deal on his birthday. So just

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Speaker 5: get to our Instagram, Will and what are your Facebook?

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Speaker 5: And to say happy birthday? Will you kick off the show?

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Speaker 5: A little present for you, tire little present. I spent

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Speaker 5: the number of months organizing this, so two.

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Speaker 6: Sects alright by take away?

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Speaker 2: Very good, We've got we've got a radio, so to do.

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Speaker 2: Put the megaphone down and stop playing sound effects out

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Speaker 2: of the desk.

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Speaker 3: And acting like as a margin man.

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Speaker 2: Put the megaphone down.

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Speaker 4: That wasn't I wasn't doing sound effects out of the desk.

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Speaker 7: What was it?

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Speaker 8: Then?

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Speaker 4: I had a marching band in here. It's phenomenal.

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Speaker 2: Nobody believes that. Guess who is back in the news again?

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Speaker 9: Fake news?

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Speaker 8: Who would believe this?

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Speaker 4: Sweden?

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Speaker 2: I've been saying, China, China, China, tremendously big and tremendously wet.

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Speaker 9: God bless you, God, Bless Israel, God, bless.

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Speaker 2: The unaded Church.

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Speaker 3: Fascinating guy, Donald Trump for lots of bad reasons. But look,

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Speaker 3: he's gone ahead and he's had a swipe at the beautiful, beautiful.

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Speaker 2: Canadian president or Canadian Premier Staer. I should say Justin.

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Speaker 3: Trudeau, he's called him, he's called him two faced, He's

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Speaker 3: called him two faced. Apparently after Trudeau, he thought Trudeau

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Speaker 3: was gossiping about him, saying some na see stuff about

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Speaker 3: him behind his back. Here's him at a press conference

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Speaker 3: trying to smooth the whole thing over.

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Speaker 2: Well, he's still fist in the next ga.

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Speaker 4: I play him to be a very nice game.

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Speaker 2: But you know the truth said, I trolled him out

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Speaker 2: of the fact that he goes on.

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Speaker 7: He goes on.

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Speaker 3: But amazing that he's gone to the present. He's going,

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Speaker 3: he's de fast and that's it. He's stuck a fork

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Speaker 3: in him nothing, I don't think woods. I mean, like

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Speaker 3: justin Donald Trump stormed out of NATO. He's stormed out

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Speaker 3: of that, like all the places to storm out of,

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Speaker 3: he's stormed out of NATO. He's trying to put a

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Speaker 3: little bit of bit of hot bit of water on

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Speaker 3: that fire now by saying it's fake news, of course,

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Speaker 3: but he's stormed out of NATO, and I don't think

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Speaker 3: that's the only thing better than a storm out for

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Speaker 3: me is an attempted storm out.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I couldn't agree more.

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Speaker 3: There's nothing better than somebody trying to punctuate their anger

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Speaker 3: by leaving a room quickly slamming doors.

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Speaker 2: And then not quite being able to pull it off.

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Speaker 4: Because you're making a big statement, aren't you.

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Speaker 5: You're making a big emotional statement, and if you cook it, Oh,

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Speaker 5: it's a treat for everyone watching.

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Speaker 2: Absolutely.

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Speaker 5: A friend of mine once had a huge spat at work.

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Speaker 5: She stormed away, like people, I remember this friend. A

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Speaker 5: lot of people were watching this actually, like the office

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Speaker 5: sort of stopped when she stormed out. She got down

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Speaker 5: to the car park and she realized she'd been packed in,

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Speaker 5: so she then tail in between her legs, had to

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Speaker 5: go back up to the office and ask who had

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Speaker 5: parked her in.

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Speaker 8: No, that over the pa because to find out who

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Speaker 8: was she made such a scene about leaving, and then

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Speaker 8: she went to this she was like page out, didn't

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Speaker 8: find out who it is, which was hilarious.

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Speaker 2: So look, what do we want to know?

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Speaker 9: Right?

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Speaker 3: Now on this beautiful first afternoon thirty one of six

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Speaker 3: five love to hear from you guys right now.

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Speaker 2: Failed storm outs.

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Speaker 3: It might have been if you, if you, if enough

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Speaker 3: water has gone under the bridge, Since it was you

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Speaker 3: that actually stormed out and you couldn't quite get.

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Speaker 2: There, it might have just been. I once had a girl,

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Speaker 2: a girlfriend, absolutely crack it at me.

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Speaker 3: And she went to go and leave the car, stormed

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Speaker 3: out of the car, slammed the door, and her dress

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Speaker 3: got caught in the door. That's the only thing better

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Speaker 3: than a storm out is a failed storm out. Really

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Speaker 3: really get me going. We've got Lauren here. Lauren, you

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Speaker 3: stormed out of your in law's house.

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Speaker 10: Yes, with my two year old, and I forgot the

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Speaker 10: car keys, But I was so stubborn and you didn't

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Speaker 10: want to go back in, so I had to look

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Speaker 10: wait for about an hour and a bit until they left.

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Speaker 4: What did you do when you wait? Did you walk

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Speaker 4: around the block or something?

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Speaker 11: Lauren?

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Speaker 7: Yeah, I do the and my two year old did

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Speaker 7: not want to walk.

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Speaker 9: She would like crying pretty much really as well.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I'd much rather do than have to eat the

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Speaker 3: humble pie of going back in and getting your keys.

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Speaker 4: That's right.

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Speaker 2: Ye made the statement you stormed out.

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Speaker 9: Thanks.

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Speaker 5: I would have broken into my own car. I would

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Speaker 5: have smashed the windows. Well, but you can't drive it

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Speaker 5: because you haven't got the car keys. Yeah, you've got

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Speaker 5: me there. How we've got Talia here. I would have

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Speaker 5: had smashed windows and I still have had to go

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Speaker 5: back inside. We've got Talia thirty one or sixty five, Talia.

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Speaker 5: You've had a failed storm ount.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, we're and I had a little argument and he's

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Speaker 12: going to reverse his car out of the driveway and

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Speaker 12: he's run straight into the bins and smashed his tail light.

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Speaker 2: Oh god, shucking with that, guys. Well thanks the call

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Speaker 2: Tellier there is shocking, It really is.

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Speaker 3: It really is like you have this moment of that's funny,

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Speaker 3: but I don't want to laugh because you're obviously so

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Speaker 3: angry that you're storming out on me right now.

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Speaker 4: And you make things so much worse if you start laughing.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, I don't think that's ever gone well for anyone.

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Speaker 3: We've got Mandy on third and one and six y five. Mandy,

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Speaker 3: so you're in the position of watching someone storm out

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Speaker 3: as well.

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Speaker 2: How'd that stuff it out?

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Speaker 10: Well? I was actually looking for a nursing home for

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Speaker 10: my mum with my older sister, and as somebody walked out,

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Speaker 10: we walked in. We didn't realize, you know, we just

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Speaker 10: sort of walked in and we wandered around the whole

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Speaker 10: place and there was all these old people everywhere and

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Speaker 10: we didn't see anything person and it was like, oh,

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Speaker 10: you know, there's not a staff member. To be sane,

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Speaker 10: this is a bit weird that we get to this

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Speaker 10: staff him and there's about twenty people all standing around

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Speaker 10: in the staff room, laughing and chatting, and my sister

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Speaker 10: yells out, I wouldn't leave my mother here. I wouldn't

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Speaker 10: leave my dog here. This place is disgusting. I haven't

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Speaker 10: seen one staff member and I've been here ten minutes.

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Speaker 10: My man, let's go. When we got to the front door,

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Speaker 10: we needed a keypad number to get out.

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Speaker 3: And as for a number, amazing, amazing failed storm out

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Speaker 3: riding stuff.

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Speaker 5: Margaret, Margaret failed storm out hit us.

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Speaker 10: Okay, I had a flight with my husband and I

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Speaker 10: stormed out the place there and march.

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Speaker 12: It aw read him all the way down the road.

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Speaker 12: An hour and a half later, I had to ring

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Speaker 12: him and go, please come and get me. I don't

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Speaker 12: know where I.

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Speaker 2: Am old, don't know where I am storm out.

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Speaker 4: That's up, got Olivia. Now, Olivia, you had a storm

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Speaker 4: out on schoolies.

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Speaker 12: Yeah, so with the s is not me personally, my friends.

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Speaker 12: It was a few years ago now, and it was

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Speaker 12: the day after a big night out and they'd had

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Speaker 12: a fight over who had the key because we lost

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Speaker 12: our hotel key. So it was all very tense around

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Speaker 12: the pool area the next morning and one of my

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Speaker 12: friends just absolutely cracked. It wasn't having a bar of

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Speaker 12: it through her kebab, but my other friends and they're

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Speaker 12: like best friends, so it was hilarious and then there's

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Speaker 12: like absolutely cracked. It started storming out, went to open

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Speaker 12: the pool pens in front of probably about one hundred

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Speaker 12: people sitting around the pool. Yeah, the pool fence was locked.

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Speaker 12: She couldn't get like, she could not get it to open.

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Speaker 12: She climbed over the pool fence, her new dress pot

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Speaker 12: on the top of the pool fence, pulled her entire

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Speaker 12: dress down, ripped all down the back, and she just

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Speaker 12: stormed off with like lettuce everywhere and.

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Speaker 10: Trail set.

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Speaker 2: Start, just left the dress on the fence.

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Speaker 5: I get very very anxious about present shopping. I just

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Speaker 5: never know what to get people Christmas time in particular.

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Speaker 5: That sucks, and it really sucks for me at this

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Speaker 5: time of the year because you also have a birthday

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Speaker 5: around this time. It's actually today, Happy Happy thirtieth, big fellow.

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Speaker 5: And I was very stressed this morning. I went shopping

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Speaker 5: for four to five hours trying to find you the

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Speaker 5: right present. And I got a present which which.

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Speaker 4: Was scoffed at.

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Speaker 5: I came into work and everyone was scoffing at me.

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Speaker 5: Will I was a scoffible. It's a scoffable present, I think, yeah,

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Speaker 5: And I was just getting my anxiety heightened, and people

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Speaker 5: were saying that only a seventy year old woman would

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Speaker 5: like a present of such that I got you. But anyway,

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Speaker 5: without for the ado, this is we recorded the moment

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Speaker 5: that I gave you the present, and here it is.

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Speaker 5: I reckon, you are going to absolutely die.

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Speaker 2: Here we go, sus steamer.

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Speaker 4: Yeah. It comes with a stand as well, so you

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Speaker 4: hang your shirts up.

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Speaker 2: Wow, all yeah, it's instantly sucks least.

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Speaker 11: How good is dad?

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Speaker 4: It warms up in forty five seconds, warms up.

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Speaker 2: Oh, it's the best of the best.

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Speaker 4: We went on for twenty to thirty minutes talking about

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Speaker 4: how pumped we were.

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Speaker 3: I was very pumped about getting a steamer, though, Like

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Speaker 3: I've always wanted a steamer. Anytime you and I are

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Speaker 3: in a photo shooter or a video shooter, always look

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Speaker 3: at those things and I'm like, wow, that would be

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Speaker 3: so good because I hate ironing so much, and you can't.

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Speaker 2: You can't go out and buy yourself a steamer. You

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Speaker 2: can't do that.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, it's one of those things that's like, okay, mate,

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Speaker 3: we're not allowed to unless you work in the fashion industry.

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Speaker 3: So someone buying me a steamer, Yeah, credibly alleviating. And

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Speaker 3: it means I'll probably wear a lot more shirts now

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Speaker 3: because yeah, most of them are crinkled.

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Speaker 4: So and I'm glad I knowd it. I'm glad to

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Speaker 4: know it. Do you think, though we're talking about it

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Speaker 4: a little bit too much already.

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Speaker 5: We've spoken a lot about it, we're still talking about

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Speaker 5: do you think that is a sign that we are

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Speaker 5: old over the hills?

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Speaker 2: Definitely?

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Speaker 3: Definitely, even like two years younger me is looking at

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Speaker 3: me going, dude, settle down. It's a steamer, Like like

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Speaker 3: my mum is happy to have a steamer. The fact

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Speaker 3: that I'm celebrating getting a steamer. I think, yeah, weird,

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Speaker 3: but I'm yeah, look, yeah, I am.

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Speaker 4: It's tragic stuff. It's tragic stuff.

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Speaker 2: Hi, this is audio producer Mel.

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Speaker 5: I searched for about twenty minutes and couldn't find any

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Speaker 10: I was just wondering how we would do the long

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Speaker 2: Oh yes, yeah, we should definitely get all your rejections

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Speaker 2: Your workplace will ever go through. Dangerous, dangerous people are

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Speaker 3: Did you not see the fifty page pdf annotated guide

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Speaker 2: For our Christmas party?

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Speaker 8: You, my friend.

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Speaker 4: That's a joke. I'm quite well behaved, actually, So.

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Speaker 2: What I really want to do now? I know this

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Speaker 3: But I know that we're all going into Christmas party

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Speaker 2: The stories of past Christmas parties. What happened? Where did

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Speaker 3: On third and one O six ' five, what's the

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Speaker 5: It's almost I mean, because a Christmas party is just

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Speaker 5: Now we need to clean this up because nothing actually happened,

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Speaker 4: Let's tear other stories down.

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Speaker 3: No, there was there was somebody, and you know, you know,

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Speaker 2: Found in a voice booth.

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Speaker 5: In apropriate music into perfect music. We we were actually

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Speaker 4: We're just having a de brief. There was a misunderstanding.

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Speaker 4: She's the DNM and she is she she's great.

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Speaker 3: All of a sudden things start to get a bit wild.

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Speaker 5: Nick here, nig you got a story about your boss

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Speaker 9: Yeah, so I'll work out one of those champing places

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Speaker 4: Beautiful.

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Speaker 2: You've been too specifically, you could have remained anonymous, but

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Speaker 4: Welcoming Nick on, this is.

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Speaker 9: Buddy, our boss got really really junk. Yeah, and he

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Speaker 9: So when he jumped off, he massive f lands is

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Speaker 4: Wow, it's actually so it's quite quite impressive.

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Speaker 3: Front, your boss in a Santa suit front flipped off

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Speaker 2: That's the best thing I've ever heard. I mean, I

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Speaker 4: I really thought that was leading towards the hospital trip

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Speaker 3: Here looking for wild stories from Christmas parties, by the way,

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Speaker 3: not six bosses successfully doing things to impress everyone. Shannon

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Speaker 11: Hey, Willam, What.

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Speaker 10: So I was assespted into this joke or a month

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Speaker 12: There was a pool law and yet next minute was

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Speaker 4: God, how was that received, Shannon? When when you were

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Speaker 10: Was pretty sure?

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Speaker 2: But yeah, then in the pool and you've been there

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Speaker 2: Remember, Oh my god, jeez, Shannon, what was I mean

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Speaker 10: Like?

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Speaker 2: What was the business hospitality? Okay, certainly showed them some

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Speaker 3: Well, you're in a company for one month and you

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Speaker 4: Yeah, you'd never get rid of that tag, would you.

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Speaker 2: Well, you'd quit, you'd obviously quit, or you'd be fired.

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Speaker 4: I wonder if Shannon did.

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Speaker 5: We're gonna go with Shannon real quick, Shannon Swimmer, Shannon,

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Speaker 5: I say there, Shannon, did you did you hold on

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Speaker 4: Shannon was there for six years? Start that stuff a barrel.

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Speaker 5: Let's kind of Rachel on there, Rachel talking wild things

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Speaker 4: What did you see?

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Speaker 6: Ah?

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Speaker 9: Hi, so I had.

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Speaker 11: I was working at a company where everyone in the

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Speaker 12: I had a tray of drinks.

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Speaker 11: I was coming through and it was like loads of

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Speaker 2: Oh my god. He just went in the middle of

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Speaker 11: And worse even more, it was actually at like a

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Speaker 5: Does he's just naked and then just like goes about

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Speaker 2: Yeah, that's the time to go.

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Speaker 5: Gee whiz.

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Speaker 2: Well, look, everybody, please be safe at your Christmas parties.

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Speaker 3: Don't get naked, don't get nerds, don't get naked, don't

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Speaker 4: Can you swim in a pool though?

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Speaker 12: Will?

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Speaker 8: Look?

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Speaker 3: I think if there's a pool there and there's a

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Speaker 3: I'd definitely go for a cheeky dip. I think that

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Speaker 2: Wearing wedding rings and taking them down to voice birds.

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Speaker 5: I had a deep and meaningful conversation with someone who

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Speaker 5: was engaged. I mean, shoot me, will, it's December. It's

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Speaker 4: Oh, yes, Will, and have funny that we're doing this.

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Speaker 3: It's a wonderful time for a beer, prity by count

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Speaker 2: It's the most wonderful time for the.

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Speaker 4: Oh, let's give someone ten thousand dollars absolutely love to.

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Speaker 2: All you got to do is know the words to that, Carol.

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Speaker 2: Make sure you've registered whimwhney dot com.

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Speaker 3: We then call you. We've got Craig on the phone. Craig, Yeah,

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Speaker 3: Craig ten thousand bucks on the line.

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Speaker 6: Here.

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Speaker 3: It's very simple. As soon as I tell you the instructions,

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Speaker 3: I can't have you tell anyone else. You've got to

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Speaker 3: crack into it straight away. Okay, So I will get

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Speaker 3: you to sing these words.

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Speaker 2: It's the most wonderful time.

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Speaker 3: All right, and you'll stop at time and then you

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Speaker 3: have to wait. If somebody yells out for a beer,

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Speaker 3: then you win ten thousand bucks.

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Speaker 2: Where are you, Craig.

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Speaker 9: I'm just sitting in Birth Street at the moment.

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Speaker 3: Like sitting in the middle of bed Street, like in

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Speaker 3: belt it out, best of luck.

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Speaker 9: That's the most wonderful time.

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Speaker 2: No cry, You've sounded like you're whispered. It had to

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Speaker 9: Oh, no, I should I have my sister in there, mate?

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Speaker 4: Oh you had your sister there, Craig, she's sitting inside.

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Speaker 4: Oh what were you thinking?

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Speaker 8: Sure?

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Speaker 3: You run over here.

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Speaker 2: You're sprinting over to your sister when I call you,

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, it's not all bad news.

451
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Speaker 4: We're going to send you a slab of cart and dry, Craig, A.

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Speaker 2: Wonderful Chris, mate, No, I say you calt and dry.

453
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Speaker 2: It's the most wonderful time for a beer again.

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Speaker 3: I mean, I'll tell you what, We're not going to

455
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Speaker 3: be able to go off the air tomorrow until we

456
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Speaker 3: give away ten grags.

457
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Speaker 2: We said to give it away this week.

458
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Speaker 5: I say, we just keep calling people tomorrow until one

459
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Speaker 5: of you gets it. So now's a good time to

460
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Speaker 5: register Willnwoody dot com. You haven't registered already, you've heard

461
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Speaker 5: your concept.

462
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Speaker 4: It's so easy. Just just hang out with her mate

463
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Speaker 4: tomorrow and just be ready. Let's be okay, all right, Yeah,

464
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Speaker 4: it's happened now on.

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Speaker 3: It Woods You've proven yourself many times as one of

466
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Speaker 3: the cheapest people I've ever met.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, we badge I wear proudly. Will I wear proudly,

468
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Speaker 4: strangely cheap cheap badge? I wear proudly, Yeah.

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Speaker 3: Strangely proud though. I mean we even had a cheap

470
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Speaker 3: off on this show. You bursed a whole bunch of

471
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Speaker 3: contenders who thought they were way cheaper than you, and you.

472
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Speaker 2: Trounced to them. You absolutely trounced them.

473
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Speaker 5: Whenever I stay at a hotel, I replaced the alcohol

474
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Speaker 5: with water so I don't have to pay for the butt.

475
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Speaker 5: I hang a tea bag off my cupboard and continue

476
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Speaker 5: to reuse it for six months at a time. Every

477
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Speaker 5: single Saturday. I pretend I'm a parent of a child,

478
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Speaker 5: so I can go to children's sport on the weekend,

479
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Speaker 5: so I can eat the free food at halftime.

480
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Speaker 4: Damn, I've top that sense, Well, I've top that sense.

481
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Speaker 5: It was only yesterday that I actually got my dad

482
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Speaker 5: to be at my place to receive a TV unit.

483
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Speaker 5: Someone has to be home, and I suggested to Dad

484
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Speaker 5: that he could do that for me. I didn't inform

485
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Speaker 5: my dad that there was a seven to eighty dollars

486
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Speaker 5: fee that needs to be paid.

487
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Speaker 4: Did I leave cash? Absolutely? Not well.

488
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Speaker 5: And when Dad's standing there with the removal guys who

489
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Speaker 5: have brought the thing over, he's gonna have to pay.

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Speaker 4: Am I going to pay him back? Probably? Not well?

491
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Speaker 2: And it's your own father.

492
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Speaker 4: And that's that's how far I go. Will I know?

493
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Speaker 4: That's how far I go?

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Speaker 12: I know you do.

495
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Speaker 3: Now, look apart from stinging people with seventy dollar fees

496
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Speaker 3: and like, that's impressive a little bit, thank you.

497
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Speaker 2: I thought you'd like this, though.

498
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Speaker 3: There's a guy who's got himself a story in news

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Speaker 3: dot com because he is self proclaimed cheapest tourist in

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Speaker 3: the world.

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Speaker 4: Please, oh please? Who is this guy who is he.

502
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Speaker 2: I knew he's got his own article.

503
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Speaker 3: I have no idea when he got published for this.

504
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Speaker 3: He's been published for the tightest budgets in the world.

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Speaker 4: Does he prove himself?

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Speaker 8: Yeah?

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Speaker 3: Yeah, So join me to give you a little bit

508
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Speaker 3: of I'll give you a little bit of his la layout.

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Speaker 4: Please.

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Speaker 3: So, for example, he lists a city and then he says,

511
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Speaker 3: this is how much you can get around for one day.

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Speaker 2: This is the cheapest day you could have. Okay, yeah, yeah, okay.

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Speaker 3: So for example, qualpur in Malaysia, very good. Seventy six

514
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Speaker 3: dollars and ninety three cents seventy six dollars in a

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Speaker 3: day in Malaysia. What do you do by a bloody

516
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Speaker 3: gold toilet? Will outrageous?

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Speaker 9: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: That pretty good stuff. So look what I thought we're doing? Then,

519
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Speaker 2: woulds is? I knew you'd be offended by this.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm a bit hurt that, you know, this guy's

521
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Speaker 5: rolling around saying that he's the cheapest I.

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Speaker 3: Got himself an article. I mean, he got his own

523
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Speaker 3: article in news dot com by talking about how.

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Speaker 2: Cheap he is a travel person.

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Speaker 5: And I'm a big fan of news dot com and

526
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Speaker 5: it's a shame that they've you know, published this article,

527
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Speaker 5: which is clearly wrong. This guy's quite flippant with his money.

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Speaker 2: He's throwing a dollar on transport.

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Speaker 4: I think it's pretty good, completely flipping.

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Speaker 2: All right, good, I knew you'd be upset.

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Speaker 3: Up next, what I want to do is I'm going

532
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Speaker 3: to give you some travel hypotheticals, okay, and I want

533
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Speaker 3: you to prove your worth.

534
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Speaker 2: I want you, well, you're no no worth.

535
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Speaker 3: I want you to see how you can cheap travel

536
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Speaker 3: your way out of a very expensive travel scenario. Ah,

537
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Speaker 3: just to show everyone, because right now you're all talking

538
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Speaker 3: from being honest, you're pot shooning him for being a

539
00:24:07,320 --> 00:24:09,919
Speaker 3: for being a not cheap traveler. Up next, you've got

540
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Speaker 3: your chance to show everyone you're the cheapest traveler on

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Speaker 3: the planet.

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Speaker 4: Yes, and I would suggestipate.

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Speaker 5: We'll get your pen and paper if you want to

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Speaker 5: save some cash, because these will be some hot tips.

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Speaker 3: Well I don't think that will be hot. I think

546
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Speaker 3: they'll be disgusting. You are the cheapest person I know.

547
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Speaker 3: And that's a compliment for you. You've been a little

548
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Speaker 3: bit offended. There's an article on news dot com today

549
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Speaker 3: about a guy who basically put out this article about

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Speaker 3: how to travel the cheapest around some of the biggest

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Speaker 3: cities in the world.

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Speaker 4: Laughable.

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Speaker 5: Well, we remind everyone that he spent somehow managed to

554
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Speaker 5: spend seventy six dollars in Kuala Lumpur. I think it's

555
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Speaker 5: quite a lump poor, but that's like ten percent of

556
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Speaker 5: the GDP for the day. Will I mean, did he

557
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Speaker 5: did he stay in a palace when he was in

558
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Speaker 5: Kuala lump only.

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Speaker 3: Spent forty eight dollars on accommodation, which I think is

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Speaker 3: ready good? All right, okay, all right now, Now, given

561
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Speaker 3: that you can't actually go overseas and show your worth

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Speaker 3: right now, I thought what we'd do just to sort of,

563
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Speaker 3: you know, get your back, get your get a bit

564
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Speaker 3: of Q doss back for you, get a bit of

565
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Speaker 3: street rep back. Is I'm going to give you a

566
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Speaker 3: hypothetical scenario right now, travel scenario, and you have to

567
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Speaker 3: try and.

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Speaker 2: Cheap your way out of it.

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Speaker 4: Okay, great, just to see if you've got it.

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Speaker 2: If if you do well enough, you'll hear this because

571
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Speaker 2: you've saved a dollar.

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Speaker 3: Perfect, All right, here we go, all right, my wheelhouse,

573
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Speaker 3: but my wheelhouse a hypothetical number one. Yes, you're in London, Yeah, Okay,

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Speaker 3: you're in London. You've got dinner book booked with an

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Speaker 3: estranged aunt. Okay, yeah, shocking, shocking. She invites you out

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Speaker 3: to a lavish restaurant, but at the end of the meal,

577
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Speaker 3: you're getting the vibe that you might have to.

578
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Speaker 8: Pay the bill.

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Speaker 4: Okay, so I'm already in the restaurant when you're in

580
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Speaker 4: the restaurant.

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Speaker 2: Ye's a nice restaurant.

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Speaker 5: Yeahs yeah, I would say to her, Hay's got to

583
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Speaker 5: run outside. It's a lie, but I'd say, so, have

584
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Speaker 5: a quick cigarette if you don't mind cigarette. Yeah, yeah, yeah,

585
00:25:52,600 --> 00:25:54,720
Speaker 5: it's a lie. I don't smoke awful habit, but I've

586
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Speaker 5: got to think of a reason to get outside. Okay, Sure,

587
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Speaker 5: I go outside where I'm feigning having the cigarette. Yeah,

588
00:25:59,640 --> 00:26:02,960
Speaker 5: okay that point. I don't do damage to my clothing

589
00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:05,439
Speaker 5: because that'd be losing money. But I ruffle myself up

590
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Speaker 5: a little bit and maybe undo a few buttons, and

591
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Speaker 5: then punch myself in the face three times, quite hard.

592
00:26:13,320 --> 00:26:15,840
Speaker 5: Punch myself hard in the face three times, rough up

593
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Speaker 5: my hair a little bit, take the bun out. If

594
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Speaker 5: I can draw blood, that's a real win. Empty a

595
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Speaker 5: couple of pockets, put my wallet in my jocks, and look,

596
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Speaker 5: if you can get it in between the coins lot,

597
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Speaker 5: that's a dream. But I'm not sure what walle I'm

598
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Speaker 5: gonna have. But if you can get that in the

599
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Speaker 5: coins lot, that's perfect. Walk back in a strange dancer.

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Speaker 5: You won't believe it. I've just been mugged.

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Speaker 4: I saved a lot of can I'll continue? No, no, no, no,

602
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Speaker 4: no no no no no no. You wait for this.

603
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Speaker 5: This is the real gold mine here. Not only do

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Speaker 5: I have to pay for the meal. I would then

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Speaker 5: say to her, Hey, I'm here for another two weeks,

606
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Speaker 5: and now I've got no cash.

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Speaker 4: Mind. If you spot me, hit me with.

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Speaker 5: I'm probably getting four to five hundred pounds out of that, well,

609
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Speaker 5: four to five hundred pounds totally free money.

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Speaker 4: Flip that scenario, have that cheap traveler on news dot com.

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00:27:05,720 --> 00:27:06,000
Speaker 2: All right.

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00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:10,600
Speaker 3: Second one, you're taking this so personally, there's so much

613
00:27:10,680 --> 00:27:11,760
Speaker 3: aggression in your voice.

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00:27:12,359 --> 00:27:14,440
Speaker 2: Next one, you're living in Malaysia.

615
00:27:14,640 --> 00:27:18,000
Speaker 3: Your family come to visit you, but you only want

616
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Speaker 3: to spend twenty dollars on them for the whole week.

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Speaker 4: How do you go about it?

618
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Speaker 5: I just want to spend twenty dollars for the whole week. Okay,

619
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Speaker 5: really love lived in the bar here. You know you've

620
00:27:27,280 --> 00:27:29,560
Speaker 5: drilled the first one. Yeah, yeah, okay, So I tell

621
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Speaker 5: my parents and to my whole family that what I've

622
00:27:31,640 --> 00:27:34,520
Speaker 5: been focusing on in Malaysia is basically switching off, getting.

623
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Speaker 4: Off the grid. I just taken to some body park

624
00:27:37,960 --> 00:27:41,480
Speaker 4: or something. Literally just take them to the bush and

625
00:27:41,560 --> 00:27:45,520
Speaker 4: go right o Gues, sit down. We've got a bag

626
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Speaker 4: of rice and and a poff with some hot water.

627
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Speaker 4: Boom platform.

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Speaker 5: Well, I mean you said twenty bucks, I've probably done

629
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Speaker 5: that in three and with the seventeen bucks, I don't know.

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Speaker 7: Some shares, all right, not asking for me to turn

631
00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:10,520
Speaker 7: a profit on these, Well, some times I've made money.

632
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Speaker 2: Myself. Final one. You're in Paris. Your girlfriend keeps uh,

633
00:28:17,680 --> 00:28:19,560
Speaker 2: you've got a girlfriend. I mean, this is a parallel universe.

634
00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:22,879
Speaker 2: Obviously you embarassed your girlfriend.

635
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Speaker 3: She keeps walking you past a jewelry store. It's Christmas time,

636
00:28:26,760 --> 00:28:29,040
Speaker 3: and she keeps mentioning Christmas presents.

637
00:28:29,640 --> 00:28:31,240
Speaker 4: Chris walking past the jewelry store.

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00:28:31,240 --> 00:28:33,960
Speaker 2: There's loads of hints coming out. Yeah yeah, you don't

639
00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:35,720
Speaker 2: want to spend any money on her?

640
00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,040
Speaker 5: Yeah, okay, okay, okay, great, great, great, Okay, so I

641
00:28:38,080 --> 00:28:41,000
Speaker 5: think I want to do and actually I actually walk

642
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:41,680
Speaker 5: her more.

643
00:28:42,120 --> 00:28:45,280
Speaker 4: I'd walk her to where the jewelry store is and

644
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:47,120
Speaker 4: I'd say it's over.

645
00:28:48,640 --> 00:28:48,920
Speaker 1: Hit me.

646
00:28:54,080 --> 00:28:56,480
Speaker 2: No cash here, No cash here.

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00:28:57,480 --> 00:28:58,600
Speaker 4: You can see what you're hearing.

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Speaker 11: Find us on Instagram, Him and Facebook search Will and

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Speaker 11: Woody