Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show podcast, Melbourne's Gold one oh
Speaker 1: four point three.
Speaker 2: Why from Richmond Gold one four point three h Melbourne, Australia.
Speaker 2: We'recusting to the world For Christian, he's got the big
Speaker 2: old man belly sticking out like et.
Speaker 3: Oh Carl, it's ridiculous. It's not kind of fit for
Speaker 3: reckfast show.
Speaker 4: Oh you know what I thought some of that square
Speaker 4: one batpoo start.
Speaker 2: Now welcome to Thursday Mornings, Go one four point three.
Speaker 2: I hope you're well, so Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show. Today
Speaker 2: for us it's moving house day. If it wasn't enough
Speaker 2: of a move to come out here in the first place,
Speaker 2: you hear later. But now this is exciting, even though
Speaker 2: it's sick today of packing and trying to remember. We
Speaker 2: put a special box of like stuff that you'll need
Speaker 2: as soon as you move in, like the kettle tea
Speaker 2: bags for pommies. Yeah, it's all about the kettle teacups,
Speaker 2: tea bags, the stuff to survive the day.
Speaker 4: You know they'll get you through a week Englishmen.
Speaker 2: But I can't wait. We're actually moving into our house
Speaker 2: out of today, so we leave. We move at somewhat
Speaker 2: this morning. Hopefully all goes well into our first house
Speaker 2: here in Australia. This is a big deal for us.
Speaker 4: And why did you give yourself no wiggle room? I
Speaker 4: mean you're getting kicked out of this house today, the
Speaker 4: rental place. Yep, and you get the keys to the other.
Speaker 2: Got cleaners coming in today to do the exit clean
Speaker 2: which they held us to ransom.
Speaker 4: Basically every time I've moved out, I've given myself a
Speaker 4: few days grace so that you go. Yeah, so you
Speaker 4: can go back and forth and make sure everything's in
Speaker 4: the new house before you go. Yep, come in do
Speaker 4: the clean.
Speaker 2: No, you know, we've got the cleaners coming today. The
Speaker 2: packers are moving the boxes, them shifting in five minutes
Speaker 2: down the road to the new place. Foxtail's coming at
Speaker 2: one on my list, You'll love this. Pat's right. You know.
Speaker 2: It's all about lists, especially when you're moving house. You
Speaker 2: have to be really organized. And I'm organized enough. My
Speaker 2: wife looks at her list yesterday. There were twenty two
Speaker 2: things on there. Right on mine, it says foxtail find
Speaker 2: out new Bindei be r. It's like my wife shares
Speaker 2: a house with a caretaker. He's got very little responsibilities. Foxtail.
Speaker 2: That's all I know. This happening today one o'clock, foxtail,
Speaker 2: guys coming. I don't know if we're going to be
Speaker 2: get in the house by one o'clock. I'm going to
Speaker 2: break in even if not there and just go look,
Speaker 2: I'm going to break out the second, but just turn
Speaker 2: Foxtail on. I need Foxtail to be in here. And
Speaker 2: the other thing is the stress of I know you're
Speaker 2: talking about the new bins. It is all about new Bindai.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I still don't even know where my grain bin
Speaker 4: goes out. The green Wife.
Speaker 3: Spin Well, you don't mow the lawns, so it doesn't really.
Speaker 2: Better exactly, you don't care.
Speaker 4: I will know the lawn.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I have it color coded on my phone. Is
Speaker 2: that sad?
Speaker 4: No, that's a good way to do it, you.
Speaker 2: Know, because then once you get in that two week
Speaker 2: rhythm and that you just quickly have a look and
Speaker 2: I've got like a diary alert on a Monday, it
Speaker 2: goes big day.
Speaker 4: Yeah, Because I tell you. The worst thing is, especially
Speaker 4: for us getting up at four thirty in the morning,
Speaker 4: is walking out onto the street and realize seeing all
Speaker 4: the neighbors bins and realize.
Speaker 2: Any go to do it's the kind of for it's
Speaker 2: our later version in life, isn't it of the walk
Speaker 2: of shame of dragging them out early in the morning.
Speaker 2: And also there's no way to drag a bin out
Speaker 2: quietly now, even if you do it slowly. That bloody rumble.
Speaker 4: Well, that's all the wine bottles you got clinking.
Speaker 2: No, no, it's an art project with some left over glass.
Speaker 2: It's in there. Okay, it's not that at all. But
Speaker 2: moving is so stressful. And also do you guys ever
Speaker 2: do this when you move? I've set aside some stuff
Speaker 2: that are transport in the car that I don't trust
Speaker 2: to be packed and moved by the people we hire.
Speaker 3: Ah, what sort of stuff.
Speaker 2: I've literally got, you know? And when I get there,
Speaker 2: I'll unpack that immediately. My wife even sat me down. Heyes,
Speaker 2: I said, don't do what you always do, which would
Speaker 2: disappear to your study area, and just slowly start unpacking
Speaker 2: that and holding stuff in your hand, reminiscing about and
Speaker 2: getting it the start to report straight to the kitchen
Speaker 2: and unpack the kitchen. Right, it's all the dull stuff
Speaker 2: like knives and cutlery and too many. I was also
Speaker 2: I countered how many folks we've got yesterday? Whoever knows
Speaker 2: how many forks they've got. Why do we need thirty
Speaker 2: two forks? Who is coming to dinner? Ever? We got
Speaker 2: thirty two forkswoman, get rid of the forks.
Speaker 4: So what's in your special transit? Is it all your
Speaker 4: memories for like a photo of you and bono from
Speaker 4: the old radio station or something.
Speaker 2: Do you know what it is? It's my signed Chuck Ladell,
Speaker 2: former light Heavyweight Champion of the World UFC, my signed
Speaker 2: gloves from him, laptop and notepad, ten sharpie pens.
Speaker 3: Ah, the sharpies have made it into special.
Speaker 2: Ten sharpie pens and about five different charges.
Speaker 1: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's all I need to survive, and I'm happy in
Speaker 2: the world.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Hey, Patty, don't forget. We've got the boat quiz for
Speaker 2: you later on Smithing.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know, I've been studying all night.
Speaker 2: Good This is Patsy yesterday interrupted the show, texting our
Speaker 2: producers asking for tickets to the Melbourne Boat Show for
Speaker 2: a brother, which is great. One of the many berks
Speaker 2: of doing this job is we get to be invited
Speaker 2: to stuff. But in the middle of the show text
Speaker 2: snup producer Primetime twenty to eight as well. So we've
Speaker 2: got tickets for you. Okay, great tickets. You need to
Speaker 2: win them for your brother. We're going to put you
Speaker 2: up against a big boat head, someone who's really into
Speaker 2: boats and also wants to go Oh Rix Hunt, not
Speaker 2: Rex Hunt.
Speaker 4: No, it will be a listener of the show.
Speaker 2: All right, time for some emails now light all right,
Speaker 2: you can email the show. But anything we've talked about
Speaker 2: Tuesday when we came back, we're talking about the you
Speaker 2: two tickets. They went on sale at one o'clock in
Speaker 2: the afternoon. Then they were sold out by about one
Speaker 2: minute past one. So yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if
Speaker 2: they do announce more dates. I hope they do anyway,
Speaker 2: but I know a lot of you try to get
Speaker 2: tickets because they sold out. Anyway, we were talking about
Speaker 2: this on Tuesday show and I said how they will
Speaker 2: sell like hotcakes, and then we were speculating about what
Speaker 2: does that even mean? Where does that come from? And
Speaker 2: you wanted is a hotcake part of the pancake family?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I thought hotcake was just another name for a pancake.
Speaker 2: Good morning, Christian has come from Diane. I was listening
Speaker 2: to the end of the show Tuesday. There was a
Speaker 2: big discussion about the YouTube tickets that you said were
Speaker 2: going to sell like hotcakes. Jack asked what that meant
Speaker 2: and was there anything to do with the American term
Speaker 2: for pancakes. Christian. I had a very busy day on Tuesday,
Speaker 2: but I kept at the back of my mind, so
Speaker 2: I actually did a Google search, and in fact, Jack
Speaker 2: is right, Oh, sell like hotcakes. Hotcakes cooked in bear
Speaker 2: grease or pork lard were popular from the earliest times
Speaker 2: in America. First made of corn mill the griddle cakes
Speaker 2: or pancakes were of course best when served piping hot,
Speaker 2: and were often sold at church benefits, fairs, and other functions.
Speaker 2: So popular were they when they were hot. By the
Speaker 2: beginning of the nineteenth century, to sell like hotcakes became
Speaker 2: a popular and familiar expression for anything that sold very quickly. Jack,
Speaker 2: you're right, Diane, thank you for your research. This is
Speaker 2: a makers say wow. Maybe we'll see, okay we do
Speaker 2: this on the show. If you've got a great story
Speaker 2: that will make all three of us say wow. We
Speaker 2: want to hear about it this week. We're giving away
Speaker 2: tickets to come and see Toy Story four and advanced
Speaker 2: screening next week with us the day before it comes out.
Speaker 2: Christ I worked as a nurse in the UK and
Speaker 2: had to visit a few patients at great Ormond Street
Speaker 2: Hospital to see you all got to be great Ormond
Speaker 2: Hospital is Britain's most famous children's hospital. They do amazing
Speaker 2: work there. Incredible place, as Christian. When I were driving
Speaker 2: and parking around London is horrendous, I finally got a
Speaker 2: parking space. I ran to the hospital. I was late
Speaker 2: with an appointment with their family. I was very stressed out.
Speaker 2: So we got to the hospital and to go up
Speaker 2: a few floors to the ward. So I get in
Speaker 2: the lift and was met with a gang of people
Speaker 2: surrounding the lift and seemed oblivious to me, tutting, role
Speaker 2: in my eyes and huffing. In the end, I just
Speaker 2: said excuse me and asked if I could be let through.
Speaker 2: As the lift door shut, I turn around to see
Speaker 2: Madonna and Guy Ritchie looking at me. They were there
Speaker 2: to read Madonna's book to Children on the ward, unannounced,
Speaker 2: with no pr Do I get a well Wow.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's pretty good.
Speaker 2: It's amazing. It's amazing. A couple of things on this
Speaker 2: Madonna turned up and announced to it her kids book
Speaker 2: right now, great on my street, sick kids okay, going
Speaker 2: through all kinds of stuff and their poor parents. I've
Speaker 2: been there. We've done quite a few things with hospital
Speaker 2: there and the people that work there and raising money
Speaker 2: for them.
Speaker 5: Right.
Speaker 2: And you go around and see these families and these kids.
Speaker 2: You imagine their point of view, right, They're just trying
Speaker 2: to get through the day. Suddenly who turns up? Bless her?
Speaker 2: Who turns up? Not their favorite artists in front of
Speaker 2: the young kids there, you know who you are, dressed
Speaker 2: with an eyepatch or whatever, starts having like a virgin
Speaker 2: and then and they're they're going all right, yeah okay,
Speaker 2: And then the kids are going, I'm Dana, who is this?
Speaker 2: And then she just pulls, oh you can pull up
Speaker 2: a chair and starts reading from a book. You were like,
Speaker 2: what is going on? Bless her for doing that, but
Speaker 2: turning up and announced osbald and it's reading from your book.
Speaker 2: I've come to reading you. No, not needed. We need tablets,
Speaker 2: we need funding for the equipment. Give us some money
Speaker 2: for that. Leave the book at reception, get out.
Speaker 4: What's been Donner's book about as well? I mean, you're
Speaker 4: a children's I hope it's not the.
Speaker 2: Children I remember as I don't know she did kids,
Speaker 2: but right, all I know is that sex book. She
Speaker 2: wasn't reading on that. All right, Thank you very much
Speaker 2: for your emails. If you've got an email for the show,
Speaker 2: we love getting them. We call it late to the party.
Speaker 2: Christian at Gold one four three dot com dot are you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
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Speaker 2: Good one into a listener called Mark, who's already at
Speaker 2: work listening to us this morning. It's just emailed me
Speaker 2: to ask if the Evil can Eevil picture is making
Speaker 2: the move today. Mark, and many of you heard me
Speaker 2: talking about that the other week. It's also part of
Speaker 2: the special package that I'm driving to the new house. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's coming, my friend. Don't worry, Evil Canevil is moving
Speaker 2: with me into a new place. Yep. We were talking
Speaker 2: about this the other day because last Friday night we
Speaker 2: did our show in the par up to mark one
Speaker 2: year of the Breakfast Show Beer for a Year, and
Speaker 2: we did a late version of the Breakfast Show at
Speaker 2: the Cooper's In and thank you very much for them.
Speaker 2: They really really looked after us. In fact, I got
Speaker 2: an email and ask him to know who did the catering.
Speaker 2: It was the Cooper's In. It was pub grub done
Speaker 2: very very well. But anyway, as part of the late
Speaker 2: night show, in front of about one hundred and twenty
Speaker 2: of you, I was introducing Jack's song at the end,
Speaker 2: which was the Star Turn, and I was setting it
Speaker 2: up as we talked about and then I introduced Jack
Speaker 2: to do his song and he just went, I need
Speaker 2: to go to the toilet. This is in front of everyone,
Speaker 2: and ran out of there to go to the toilet
Speaker 2: and then had to Phil. Patsy was so drunk, but
Speaker 2: then she sort of nodded off like a cat in
Speaker 2: the sun.
Speaker 4: Was by a halfway Marck. I didn't really hear from you.
Speaker 2: I looked at him at one boy and say, hey,
Speaker 2: pats what about that and the old you know when
Speaker 2: a bit more drunk, and they just gave you the
Speaker 2: old slow lizard blink and I was like, she's gone.
Speaker 2: And if you have four boo Cardis and coax to
Speaker 2: express their Martinez and had asked young by off seven,
Speaker 2: you're going to get a little bit.
Speaker 3: Early, I think.
Speaker 2: But anyway, jogged out of there to go to the
Speaker 2: toilet after he couldn't you could have just said, hey,
Speaker 2: listen to contwork before you introduced me. I just need
Speaker 2: to get to toyle it now. But when you've got
Speaker 2: to go, you've got to go.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's right. And I have had an intern in
Speaker 4: the past that I don't want to talk about.
Speaker 3: But no, you've got it now.
Speaker 4: I just always when I feel like I need to go,
Speaker 4: I go.
Speaker 2: That leads to only one conclusion. You've gone. I've got
Speaker 2: gone in your house. You've gone in your house.
Speaker 4: If the house is the trousers, yes, yes.
Speaker 2: Where hold you?
Speaker 4: I was younger, I was a bit old enough to
Speaker 4: know better. I was in primary school. I went to
Speaker 4: a friend's birthday party at a like a fun park
Speaker 4: and was on the toboggan ride. And the toboggan ride.
Speaker 2: What is making me almost pe with excite. I'd like
Speaker 2: to be on a toboggan ride.
Speaker 4: So you get on the toboggan ride at the very
Speaker 4: bottom and almost like an escalator for toboggan, he goes,
Speaker 4: it drops, taking so long, and I really needed to pee.
Speaker 4: And if I had it been braver, I would have
Speaker 4: jumped off the toboggan and just ran into the trees.
Speaker 2: Got stay inside the ride at all time.
Speaker 4: I know, so I had to not just any pants
Speaker 4: be in the toboggan.
Speaker 2: And also so I'm not buying that he was at
Speaker 2: primary school. I reckon. This was last year he was thirty.
Speaker 2: In fact, it was his thirtieth birthday party. Just did
Speaker 2: it in his pants.
Speaker 4: I got to the top of the toboggan. I said
Speaker 4: to the guy, Hey, listen, I'm very sorry. I've had
Speaker 4: an accident in the toboggan. Do you mind if I
Speaker 4: if I walk down? And he said, the only way down.
Speaker 4: He's on the toboggan just.
Speaker 2: In your house, sitting in your house.
Speaker 4: So why all the kids pressing down as fast as
Speaker 4: they can on the toboggan to go.
Speaker 2: You're slashing around and now.
Speaker 4: They're baked up behind me.
Speaker 2: An amazingly horrific story. I didn't know you hear that
Speaker 2: in YOUCD from that. That's when you were on younger
Speaker 2: kid as all the time. All right, So when have
Speaker 2: you had to go? Because when you have to go,
Speaker 2: you have to go, whether you're in a toboggan Jack's
Speaker 2: live on stage one hundred and twenty people. He needed
Speaker 2: to go. Then this happens to people. Must be when
Speaker 2: you're on your big wedding day. Has everyone ever been
Speaker 2: walking down the aisle and they're like, I really need
Speaker 2: to go.
Speaker 4: The story doesn't need you to ending you paying yourself,
Speaker 4: You can rescue yourself.
Speaker 2: Like all right, then, so when did you have to
Speaker 2: go to the toilet? When did you have to pay?
Speaker 2: Nine four one four, one oh four to three The.
Speaker 1: Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: So we're after your story's about when you had to
Speaker 2: go to the toilet A number one because when you
Speaker 2: have to go, you have to go. Jack had to
Speaker 2: go right after I just set up and said now
Speaker 2: about to play live on stage. It's Jack Post with
Speaker 2: this song and you go toilet. I guess now I
Speaker 2: know what you went through as a child on the
Speaker 2: toboggan run. I get it.
Speaker 4: But I mean, think of all the biggest artists you've
Speaker 4: ever seen, when do they go, Well, they probably go
Speaker 4: sraight before because you're always sometimes you know, waiting.
Speaker 2: We know sometimes when you don't need to go, somebody says,
Speaker 2: you know, do you want to go to toilet now?
Speaker 2: I'm going, and you go nice, I don't. I went
Speaker 2: just now.
Speaker 4: Oh it's the number one thing I remember of childhood,
Speaker 4: is my mum going Now before we get in the card.
Speaker 2: Do you need to still say to the kids now?
Speaker 2: As with fifteen and almost thirteen year old daughters, I'm
Speaker 2: still saying that I will even when they're adults. Have
Speaker 2: you been do you need to go? I'm not always going.
Speaker 2: I'm not getting that car to you bin. Okay, I'm
Speaker 2: not getting that car to the bin. I wait, go
Speaker 2: to toilet now. But when you have to go, you got
Speaker 2: to go. And I talk number one. By the way,
Speaker 2: this is not phone in about number two. It's okay,
Speaker 2: are never going to go there? Nine four one four
Speaker 2: one oh four three?
Speaker 5: Come on in, Ben, Hey, God, there're going.
Speaker 2: We're good. Ben to tell us then when did you
Speaker 2: have to go to the toilet?
Speaker 5: Oh?
Speaker 6: I'm the toilet the guy out of all my friends
Speaker 6: at all way just has to go at the worst time. Yea,
Speaker 6: And so was my wedding, but I was luckily it
Speaker 6: wasn't as you were saying during the ceremony. But when
Speaker 6: everyone was supposed to gather around and everyone say goodbye
Speaker 6: to the need of the groom and my wife, everyone
Speaker 6: got in the circle and I ran out of the
Speaker 6: circle and ran off into the bushes to go to
Speaker 6: the toilet.
Speaker 2: It's not a good look for the groom, especially got
Speaker 2: the photographer following you everywhere, and if you did this job,
Speaker 2: I only get photos of you, especially in the bushes,
Speaker 2: like the rose bushes, you know where you normally have
Speaker 2: something like that, And like I say, it's better than
Speaker 2: during the vows, do you, Ben? And I really need
Speaker 2: to go now can I go in that font you've
Speaker 2: got over there? Ben? Thanks you cool. Let's go to Michael.
Speaker 2: Good one in Michael, good morning, Good morning, Michael, welcome
Speaker 2: to the show. And Michael, when did you have to
Speaker 2: go to the toilet?
Speaker 7: I used to do Viking, a historical are enacting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and just.
Speaker 7: As we're doing getting ready to do a historical displayer,
Speaker 7: just that it's putting on all my armor belts, everything
Speaker 7: shields a lot and then needed to go.
Speaker 2: Michael, You're raised an interesting point in here. Back in
Speaker 2: the day, I bet for these knights and kings queens.
Speaker 4: They didn't have zips.
Speaker 2: They they must have done that. Okay, Michael, that's a
Speaker 2: great one. Thank you very much for sharing it today.
Speaker 2: Thanks all right, we've got the news and sport on
Speaker 2: the way. If you've got any more, give us a
Speaker 2: call nine four one four one four three.
Speaker 1: When you've got Court Show, the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show,
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Speaker 2: So before we get in today's round of the ten
Speaker 2: grand mixtape, this thing is prime ready to go. Ten
Speaker 2: grand is just your one guess away. You've done all
Speaker 2: the other four tracks on the mixtape, the five songs,
Speaker 2: you're going to work out what the TV themechin is?
Speaker 5: Do?
Speaker 2: We obviously have to get really because it could go
Speaker 2: any moment we take a live call. We don't know
Speaker 2: what they're going to say and what you're going to guess. However,
Speaker 2: I'm not I don't think the show is ready to
Speaker 2: give away the ten grand because we haven't got the right.
Speaker 2: You know when people win stuff on radio stations and
Speaker 2: the sound effects get kicked off and it sounds like
Speaker 2: whatever confetti confetti cannon's going off would sound like, that's
Speaker 2: what it needs to sound like, coming out your speakers,
Speaker 2: and I don't think this. This has been in the
Speaker 2: system here for years. Who the hell said, Hey, yeah,
Speaker 2: you won a car? What year eighteen ten? We can't
Speaker 2: go Yes, you've guessed right, that is the TV theme
Speaker 2: Chin ten grands yours. But then I don't like this
Speaker 2: one either. Ache that is Friday. That is R and
Speaker 2: B Friday. It's fox shove the air hoorn. No, what
Speaker 2: about this one?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 2: This sounds like a high score on Froger at the beginning,
Speaker 2: as there's a warning sight we're going crash. Help it's
Speaker 2: the boss. It doesn't I give him money away? Summarine
Speaker 2: crashing or letting in water?
Speaker 4: What happens if you play all three at once? Does
Speaker 4: it give us a big enough sound.
Speaker 2: To Okay, all right, let me try and do that. Okay,
Speaker 2: get ready for the wall of sound. This is Nova,
Speaker 2: This is Nova. Start anyway.
Speaker 4: I got something new from my grandma.
Speaker 8: I have a new boom.
Speaker 2: Box, Christian. Let's push my all right, let's fine if
Speaker 2: we do get it with us morning and hiring off
Speaker 2: one of those three. All right, this is the mixtape.
Speaker 2: I'm talking about five tracks. You gotta guess. Soon as
Speaker 2: she gets the five tracks you win the ten grand.
Speaker 2: Four have been guessed correctly. You can see them all
Speaker 2: now gold one O four three dot com dot au.
Speaker 2: It's the missing one. Your one guess away now from
Speaker 2: ten grand. And it's a classic TV theme tune you're
Speaker 2: trying to work out in this what is that TV
Speaker 2: theme tune? It's extended that bit in this mixtape that
Speaker 2: what classic TV theme tune? Is it? All right? Lines
Speaker 2: are open now for your guesses nine four one four
Speaker 2: one o four three. Give us a call, which take
Speaker 2: calls you on the sompic one of you at random
Speaker 2: to guess this morning and maybe get the ten grand mixtape.
Speaker 2: Nine four one four one oh four three lines are
Speaker 2: open now.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast show one's.
Speaker 2: Gold one oh four point three lines have now closed.
Speaker 2: It's better take this morning'scart at the ten grand mixtape.
Speaker 2: This thing is ready to go. It's like a fruit
Speaker 2: machine that is ready to pay out. You are just
Speaker 2: one guests away from the ten grand. This is the
Speaker 2: mixtape that's been driving a nuts for the last couple
Speaker 2: of weeks. So you've guessed the two songs in the
Speaker 2: eighties on that you've worked out the two from the nineties.
Speaker 2: But all this missing is what is the classic TV
Speaker 2: theme tune in this ten grand mixtape? All right, let's
Speaker 2: see how Jordan, it's you this morning? Good morning, Jordan,
Speaker 2: morning Christian?
Speaker 5: How are you?
Speaker 2: I'm good, Jordan, well done and getting through? Thank you?
Speaker 2: Now you're going for all five?
Speaker 5: A Ya'll go for all five this morning?
Speaker 2: All right? Okay, what are you hearing?
Speaker 5: So the first tie material Girl by Madonna, Moneys for
Speaker 5: Nothing by Die Straight, I'm getting bobbed by Poison, i
Speaker 5: Want You by Savage guard I reckon. The theme song
Speaker 5: is the Dallas theme song?
Speaker 2: Dallas theme tune? Yep, that sound a bit like that.
Speaker 5: That's a little bit.
Speaker 2: Have we had das so far?
Speaker 3: No, no one's kissed it?
Speaker 2: All right, let's find out them from producer brad Ah
Speaker 2: Jordan's sorry I missed it. Can you run through him again?
Speaker 2: What's he been doing? You can't understand why Nida said
Speaker 2: get out. We want the very best actors in the country.
Speaker 2: Go work in radio with your hammy skills. Jordan, just
Speaker 2: play along with and then we can all move on
Speaker 2: with a show.
Speaker 5: So do you just want the one or all five?
Speaker 2: Do all five? It keeps him happy? With the fake drama.
Speaker 5: Material girl Madonna, money for Nothing, Dice, I'm skinny Bot
Speaker 5: poison and I want you by some Garden and then THEE.
Speaker 2: So hang on, let's go to Denio. Yeah, Jordan, yep,
Speaker 2: that is correct. Wow done?
Speaker 9: Wow, John.
Speaker 2: Jordan, well done. You've taken down the ten grand mixtape
Speaker 2: a Trician.
Speaker 5: It means a lot. Yeah, thanks to gold Running four.
Speaker 5: Thanks to you. Thanks to Jack on the buttons as well, Jordan,
Speaker 5: I actually don't do the buttons.
Speaker 2: Hey listen, this is this is the one you got.
Speaker 2: That's some going to get that? Wow done. I thought
Speaker 2: we'd be here till Christmas taking guesses of that. Well done.
Speaker 2: When did you get it? Jordan?
Speaker 5: Uh? Three days ago? So we're looking for a while
Speaker 5: and yeah we found it.
Speaker 4: Teamwork. Who are you do? You have to split the money?
Speaker 2: Ah?
Speaker 5: Yeah with dad?
Speaker 2: And what's it going to be? Fifty to fifty? Is
Speaker 2: it five for dad five for you?
Speaker 5: Or I think I think he'll get most of it.
Speaker 5: I think I was just the phone boy.
Speaker 2: Wait, come on, it's in your name, in your name,
Speaker 2: how old are you? Jordan?
Speaker 5: Twenty one?
Speaker 2: Twenty one? Right? And Dad's given you what the eighties ones?
Speaker 2: Or some of the nineties ones.
Speaker 5: Yeah, the eighties ones and then the nineties one.
Speaker 2: But yeah, Now, why are you making phone calls on
Speaker 2: behalf of your dad? Why is it Dad on the line.
Speaker 5: Oh, he's on the train at the moment. He couldn't
Speaker 5: be late to work and I could.
Speaker 2: So, Hey, listen, Jordan, why don't we just keep this
Speaker 2: whole little thing quiet between you and I? The old
Speaker 2: man doesn't need to know, does he?
Speaker 5: No, I don't think so. I think we might keep
Speaker 5: it quiet.
Speaker 2: Just keep it quiet. Okay he rings this station with
Speaker 2: different Jordan, don't know you're talking about and I'll hang up. Okay,
Speaker 2: that's good. What when you do get your share of it?
Speaker 2: And what do you think you're gonna do? And what
Speaker 2: do you think Dad's gonna do with this ten grand?
Speaker 2: You just want?
Speaker 5: Oh, well, look at them buy a dog. So I
Speaker 5: think we'll get a pet dog and then maybe go
Speaker 5: on a holiday with the best of it.
Speaker 2: Oh, that is brilliant. And if you've got any idea
Speaker 2: what kind of dog you're going to get, get a
Speaker 2: brother one, not on these tiny little cat dogs you
Speaker 2: see am around Melbourne. Get a proper dog, like a
Speaker 2: shepherd dog or a labrador.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think even a good people or maybe a labrador.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, that's it all right, Well listen, well done, Okay,
Speaker 2: get you in tennis. And when if your dad does
Speaker 2: catch on to you, right, get him to call say
Speaker 2: he has to call me to get the money, al right.
Speaker 2: The fact that he's making you make.
Speaker 4: His call for him about he has a call by
Speaker 4: ten o'clock this morning, All the money.
Speaker 2: All goes to you, Jordan, right, Ali, Jordan, you're great winner,
Speaker 2: Well done, thanks for winning it.
Speaker 1: Thanks Chrisian, thank you The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four.
Speaker 2: So the ten Grand Mixtape has been one by a
Speaker 2: two man team. I'm happy that it was one by
Speaker 2: a dad and son team as well. Jordan the son
Speaker 2: winning it for his it it's like quite a lot
Speaker 2: of his old man Adam, who's busy on a train,
Speaker 2: couldn't enter a radio competition, so it gets his twenty
Speaker 2: one year old son to cool up and get through.
Speaker 2: It's a great story and a great winner as well,
Speaker 2: went unto Jordan and Adam as well. So the ten
Speaker 2: Grand Mixtape was this really winning, very very hard mixtape
Speaker 2: of five tracks. You had to get what the five
Speaker 2: tracks were. There were two from the eighties, two from
Speaker 2: the nineties, and just gone the classic TV theme tune.
Speaker 2: It started with this. When you hear that, I'm stunned
Speaker 2: that you've got one of the tracks, let alone all five.
Speaker 5: This.
Speaker 2: So the first track on this went and it was Madonna.
Speaker 2: That makes sense, now right? All right, you go back
Speaker 2: to the mixtape. All right, I can hear that. Now,
Speaker 2: what's the next one. It's this Savage Garden. Yeah, that
Speaker 2: little bit there, all right, So you got Madonna and
Speaker 2: Savage Garden in there. But then you've got to find
Speaker 2: out the TV theme tune said he was a classic one.
Speaker 2: Doesn't any bigger than the Dallas theme tune back in
Speaker 2: the eighties. All right, now you've got so you've got Madonna,
Speaker 2: Savage Garden, you've got the TV theme tune. It's so
Speaker 2: quickly trying to work out. Are there any others in there? Yeah?
Speaker 2: There were two more. There was this one and distraits
Speaker 2: money for Nothing, great riff of Marknopfler. So now you
Speaker 2: got four. There's another one in there. It was the
Speaker 2: last nineties song.
Speaker 9: Tune.
Speaker 2: You need to play this Poison and Skinny bott all right,
Speaker 2: well down, then I'm thinking next time, if you do
Speaker 2: it again, the mixtape should be five tracks, but the
Speaker 2: tracks are all bits from movies. Would you guess this?
Speaker 2: Who's that?
Speaker 4: Robert de Niro and Goodfellas?
Speaker 1: No Wrong Terminator see the Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's
Speaker 1: Gold one oh four point three.
Speaker 2: So the ten grand mixtape has gone with the five
Speaker 2: songs you hat to guess what they were? In the
Speaker 2: classic TV theme tune, I reckon there is a mixtape,
Speaker 2: another one in movies? Tiny little bits from movies? Got
Speaker 2: another one here? This is his work in progress. Who's this?
Speaker 2: Or what movies is from?
Speaker 4: He's been doing these.
Speaker 2: I'm very excited by I'm in there. What classic movie
Speaker 2: is this taken from?
Speaker 4: One more time? Plays a bit louder into the microphone.
Speaker 4: Despicable Me?
Speaker 2: Naw, do you want to ever? Gets Patsy? Let me
Speaker 2: hear let's say just played again good Fellas? No, I'm
Speaker 2: afraid it was Shortshank Redemption. Should the mixtape be me
Speaker 2: doing impressions from Beben and five separate movies for the
Speaker 2: next three you'll get this one. I know you're a
Speaker 2: big fan of these movies, right, You'll get this one,
Speaker 2: bridget a game is born.
Speaker 7: I'm on fire.
Speaker 2: She's finally won a game. I feel like that me
Speaker 2: doing shabby impressions of you. Now the laughter must stop.
Speaker 2: Oh what a shame. It's time for an intervention. Now
Speaker 2: you know I've been nothing but supportive to your new
Speaker 2: strongman regime. I' for giving you the name strong boy.
Speaker 4: Yes, you have been encaraged every day.
Speaker 2: I love running out what workout is it? And what
Speaker 2: are you doing? And I've seen videos of it. However,
Speaker 2: perhaps have you seen the most recent one?
Speaker 3: I did inspire something that I can never unsee last night.
Speaker 2: Right there is. There are certain things you don't want
Speaker 2: to see from your friends on social media, on their posts.
Speaker 2: One of them, big one for me is I don't
Speaker 2: want to see pictures of your monkey feet at the
Speaker 2: end of a sun lounger on your holiday, mainly because
Speaker 2: I'm not having the holiday. And also I want to
Speaker 2: see your feet, especially something abundance or something tidy up
Speaker 2: the feet, and then maybe take the photos. But I
Speaker 2: don't want to see that. And I do not want
Speaker 2: to see Jack post you doing hip thrusts, banging the
Speaker 2: air with a bar bell. It is too much tear
Speaker 2: my intervention time. Jack, It's got to stop.
Speaker 4: They were not meant to be sexual, if that's what
Speaker 4: you're saying.
Speaker 2: But Perats, it's an aggressive moss.
Speaker 4: It really is.
Speaker 2: So what are you thinking sharing it on Instagram?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: You've got a lot of followers. What do you want
Speaker 2: us to feel?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: I mean, wow, wish I was his wife getting that
Speaker 2: bar bell out the way. It's aggressive, it's threatening.
Speaker 4: We talked just during the songs yesterday. We were talking
Speaker 4: about Mark Wahlberg and he shares all his workout tips on.
Speaker 2: He's a bit, you know, isn't he He's a bit intense?
Speaker 2: Are you saying you're Mark will work?
Speaker 4: Not saying.
Speaker 2: Is he your hero? Now you're banging the air.
Speaker 4: I'm annoyed by this because actually asked the anchor before
Speaker 4: I posted if this was acceptable, and she said it
Speaker 4: was cool.
Speaker 3: She thinks it is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's showing other women.
Speaker 4: Look, you can't have this picture of hands out in
Speaker 4: the bullpen? Was it unacceptable?
Speaker 2: All right? Producer Beck, what do you think? Did you
Speaker 2: find it too much?
Speaker 5: Like?
Speaker 2: What's he doing?
Speaker 5: Now?
Speaker 4: I just saw jacking a different light. It was definitely
Speaker 4: too much good.
Speaker 2: Light or a bad light. Or an unnecessary unnecessary sliding. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but Brad, did you understand it? I mean not he's
Speaker 2: storn up to speed with moving images online. What did
Speaker 2: you think?
Speaker 4: It shocked me?
Speaker 5: Seeing that?
Speaker 2: It's very disconcerting threatening. Th That's what it was. It
Speaker 2: was threatening. What I mean people that post up, you know,
Speaker 2: workout things. I mean if you're a box three, But
Speaker 2: what do you want us to go? Where? I go
Speaker 2: wow and pick up an object to move it upwards
Speaker 2: put it down again?
Speaker 4: Alright, I will take a three week self impost band.
Speaker 2: What about don't ever ever anything like that again? If
Speaker 2: you bang in the air with a mar bell, I
Speaker 2: don't want to not see it in the next twenty
Speaker 2: one days. I don't see the guy they threw out
Speaker 2: the weekend for calling the umpire the bald headed flog.
Speaker 2: He didn't walk out. Go all right, all right, I
Speaker 2: won't be back until time. It doesn't work like I
Speaker 2: will not.
Speaker 4: Say bald headed for three weeks. I promise me, back
Speaker 4: and forth.
Speaker 2: He is a bald headed flog and I'm going to
Speaker 2: let him know. Alright, then, what what is? What don't
Speaker 2: you want to see from your friends on their posts?
Speaker 2: Sometimes there's those passive aggressive ones where they go I'm
Speaker 2: just having one of those days dot dot dot dot dot,
Speaker 2: and they want everyone to go you okay, And the
Speaker 2: other one Monday Motivation. Don't be sad it's gone. Be
Speaker 2: glad you had it so much better now, Okay, thank you,
Speaker 2: Budda nine four one four one oh four. Three things
Speaker 2: you don't want to see on your friend's post The.
Speaker 1: Christian Who Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: So let's try to make some rules about what we
Speaker 2: don't want to see from our friends on Facebook posts
Speaker 2: on social media. I've just shared on our Facebook page.
Speaker 2: Oh see one o four to three that threatening video.
Speaker 2: Be warned explicit air humping content safe for work. It's
Speaker 2: not safe for work.
Speaker 4: Well, while we're doing interventions on other people on the show, Yeah,
Speaker 4: should I just quickly do one for Patrina?
Speaker 3: Yeah, well that's formal.
Speaker 4: Patrina, Well, I thought we banned you from doing Facebook
Speaker 4: post during the show.
Speaker 3: We have Friday done on today.
Speaker 4: Friday, June seven, Last Friday seven twenty seven. Am just
Speaker 4: a meme that says I like to party, and by
Speaker 4: party I mean sit on the couch with my dog
Speaker 4: and eat snacks.
Speaker 2: What's the time of that post?
Speaker 4: Seven twenty seven am.
Speaker 2: So seven twenty seven you're two two and a half
Speaker 2: minutes away from the news. All right, you're getting ready
Speaker 2: for the news.
Speaker 3: Need to zen out so I can find.
Speaker 2: Moment every half an hour. And then the irony of
Speaker 2: that as well. I mean that night you did party party,
Speaker 2: no one party. All right, Johnny Depp, all right, let's
Speaker 2: take some course list. Good morning, Good morning, all right, Liz.
Speaker 2: What don't we want to see from our friends on
Speaker 2: their social media posts?
Speaker 10: I don't need to see that my friends have walked
Speaker 10: five to eight kilometers a day. That is very un.
Speaker 2: So you're not quite right. Yeah, they share their walk
Speaker 2: steps and stuff like that, and it's like and well done,
Speaker 2: you've managed to move today.
Speaker 9: Yeah.
Speaker 4: I was one of these as well. I would share
Speaker 4: my Strava runs.
Speaker 2: Why cash who List? Thanks you call. I have a
Speaker 2: good day, Robbin, Thank you? Bye bye now, Robin. Hello, hello, Robin,
Speaker 2: Welcome to the show. And what's it for you?
Speaker 10: I hate when my friends are selling crap on this
Speaker 10: Facebook pages.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, it's always tat they can't get rid
Speaker 2: of anywhere else.
Speaker 10: Yeah, representing companies selling promotional stuff, pyramid scheme.
Speaker 4: Can you buy these cleaning products?
Speaker 2: Join me? Yeah, that's it. They go join me, be
Speaker 2: part of our scheme and you can save dollars dollars, dollars,
Speaker 2: dollars dollars, have a party.
Speaker 11: You can get these great disc.
Speaker 2: A lot more. That's right. Essential Orders is the big way.
Speaker 2: Who is in the Forbes Top five hundred who made
Speaker 2: their millions selling essential oils. I was a nobody and
Speaker 2: started started shifting Lang Lang oil. Robin, thanks you.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Hey come on, and this says time every Thursday we
Speaker 2: do this right out through the news. We call it
Speaker 2: the isolated vocal, and isolated vocal on the show then
Speaker 2: is where we sit back and we hear just the
Speaker 2: singer's voice, no musical instrument, just the power of their voice.
Speaker 2: And sometimes we've had the great classic voices that will
Speaker 2: still live on for very long time, like Freddie Mercury
Speaker 2: and David Bowie and some of these rock and roll
Speaker 2: voices are the greatest voices in rock and roll, but
Speaker 2: they're not technically the best voice, but that makes them
Speaker 2: even more human and imperfect that makes them greater in
Speaker 2: my ears anyway, I haven't listened to this one. Then Aerosmith,
Speaker 2: one of rock and roll's biggest and best band still
Speaker 2: great live. Stephen Tyler got one of those classic distinctive
Speaker 2: voices like Mick Jagger. They just don't sound like anybody
Speaker 2: else in rock and roll. And if a young kid
Speaker 2: came on like an idol or got talent, now, I
Speaker 2: wonder whether they'd actually get through because the voice doesn't
Speaker 2: sound like it should do. But it sounds even more
Speaker 2: special and better. Have I listened to this than Aerosmith?
Speaker 2: Janey's Got a Gun from nineteen eighty nine. This week's
Speaker 2: isolated vocal.
Speaker 9: Jinny gotta gun, Ginny gotta gun? Her dog did just
Speaker 9: be a gun that everybody is on the run tilman
Speaker 9: Now it's unshoe wanted hurt it, dude, he jack a
Speaker 9: little baity baby.
Speaker 2: The man has got the bee, said round, said the spelling.
Speaker 2: He was under the lightning. Now the funding knew that
Speaker 2: someone had to stop the right run away right away
Speaker 2: from the babe. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, right away,
Speaker 2: right away from the bag. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: run away, run away, run away. I've actually got goosebumps.
Speaker 2: That's that's still one of the best songs we've done
Speaker 2: this year, Steven Tyler from Aerosmith. That is going up
Speaker 2: there in our Hall of Famous. Just an amazing one.
Speaker 2: I want to hear it again because it was so
Speaker 2: distinctive and special on the pound, on the emotion of
Speaker 2: the song, and like I'm saying, Stephen Tyler, you've heard
Speaker 2: Aerosmith songs on this radio station and other ones as well,
Speaker 2: so many times they become almost over familiar. You forget
Speaker 2: just what a great singer. He is a rock and
Speaker 2: roll singer as well, and a really, really, really unique voice.
Speaker 2: A couple of years ago, they came to London to
Speaker 2: play in the Hyde part about I don't know sixty
Speaker 2: seventy thousand people, and we were lucky enough on the
Speaker 2: Thursday night as a warm up gig they were doing.
Speaker 2: They were going to do a gig for the radio
Speaker 2: station to three hundred lucky listeners, and I was there
Speaker 2: to introduce the band. And it was in a hard
Speaker 2: rock cafe. Odd place for Aerosmith, right, hard rock cafe.
Speaker 2: You see them all over the world, cheap burgers and
Speaker 2: onion rings. As soon as I got there and had
Speaker 2: beforehand to meet the band. I can't believe Ericsmith are
Speaker 2: playing in a burger.
Speaker 4: Bar hard rock cafe. Wouldn't have believed their luck because
Speaker 4: they happy with like a guitar pick from some guy
Speaker 4: who once played with.
Speaker 2: John Lennon signature glasses. You know they'd be lucky to
Speaker 2: get that. So anyway, go in there and his smell grease,
Speaker 2: and then they go, do you want to come and
Speaker 2: meet the band? And because it's just a hard rock cafe,
Speaker 2: there's no green room, there's no VP area. I mushed
Speaker 2: into the kitchen right where there's kitchen staff prepping that
Speaker 2: night for foods. It's stead of going to work, it's
Speaker 2: still going to be a restaurant later on. And then
Speaker 2: there's Steven Tyler there and Joe Perry. The first thing
Speaker 2: you see was Steven Tyler's You can't help but check
Speaker 2: out the face before he hit the lips like the
Speaker 2: jagguer as well. He wow, he is he alive. It's
Speaker 2: bone skin, almost gaulish. And then it's like all the
Speaker 2: I've never seen so much jewelry on a man or
Speaker 2: woman in my life. They were like there were rings
Speaker 2: everywhere in trinkets all over me. And then and then
Speaker 2: he was arguing with some flunky out his stage microphone
Speaker 2: and the order that he wanted his scarfs in. And
Speaker 2: I was watching this going on. This poor guy look
Speaker 2: like an old manager's been around about fifty years, big
Speaker 2: old belly, long hair, in a ponytail that was gray
Speaker 2: and sort of nicotine colored, and just seeing them sort
Speaker 2: of work it out and Stephen tonow and then take
Speaker 2: a look back and go, no, move the red ones
Speaker 2: the top man, you know, yeah, that's but then and
Speaker 2: held it and then sort of mins singing there, It's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: we're ready. And then when they went on to this tiny,
Speaker 2: tiny little stage, they're barely all fitted on it. They
Speaker 2: were only meant to do a couple of songs because
Speaker 2: they're Aerosmith. They did like ten or eleven songs and
Speaker 2: they were amazing. That's cool.
Speaker 4: I think it's cool that they still take it that
Speaker 4: seriously and he does have to get it just as
Speaker 4: perfect as he would for seventy thousand people.
Speaker 2: Absolutely amazing. So anyway, you can find all these isolated
Speaker 2: vocals we do every Thursday on the show. They're all
Speaker 2: on YouTube. So if you ever go down a deep
Speaker 2: dive and you come across one you think it was
Speaker 2: on great one Thursday morning. Please email it to me.
Speaker 2: We love getting them. Christian at Gold one o four
Speaker 2: three dot com dot Au.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Today it's moving day for us. We move from the
Speaker 2: place we've been renting for the last year, get out
Speaker 2: of there, add into our first ever home in Australia,
Speaker 2: which is monumental for Yeah, and by Sunday I should
Speaker 2: feel like that now I'm frenzied. I'm dreading getting out
Speaker 2: of here.
Speaker 4: You've been friendsing since all.
Speaker 2: A year ago. There's so much to sort out, you know,
Speaker 2: and do and pack and sort through and sell give
Speaker 2: away on gum tree. And today has to run like
Speaker 2: clockwork right now. The packers have been in since then,
Speaker 2: the movers now since seven point thirty, but we don't know.
Speaker 2: Hopefully this morning we get the keys to to a
Speaker 2: new place.
Speaker 4: See, I can't believe you'd left yourself no room.
Speaker 2: We have to be out of the rental by five.
Speaker 2: We don't know what time we're allowed in the new
Speaker 2: place until you mentioned it earlier. Like that's so such like, actually,
Speaker 2: why has my wife done that? There's no wiggle room.
Speaker 2: I'm stressful, I honestly you. All I've got, all I've
Speaker 2: had to sort out is fox Tale, because in my
Speaker 2: life there can be boxes everywhere. I need to have
Speaker 2: that teething. O. So Foxtail is being installed at one o'clock.
Speaker 2: That's if we've got the keys to get in. And
Speaker 2: what do I seeing at the end of the new
Speaker 2: road that there's a Turkish place at the end. I
Speaker 2: look yesterday on Google and I saw that it's got
Speaker 2: good reviews. I reckon. My wife said to me, hey, listen,
Speaker 2: I know we're going to have a really busy day
Speaker 2: and we're not doing uber EA's okay, you're doing that
Speaker 2: too much at the moment. We have leftover tonight for
Speaker 2: the weekend. That makes me sad. I thought, that's my
Speaker 2: only treat.
Speaker 4: What's said is bringing leftovers from an old heuse.
Speaker 2: Whereas all I've got my mind is five o'clock and
Speaker 2: could have a secret cabab around the corner and offer
Speaker 2: to do it, to go to the tip or some
Speaker 2: of that and sit in the card to secretly eat
Speaker 2: that kebab. So anyway, there are moves no matter what.
Speaker 5: I know.
Speaker 2: My wife has worked really hard and she's planned everything
Speaker 2: out today. All right, the cleaners are coming in. Obviously,
Speaker 2: you got to get the deposit back from the rental company.
Speaker 2: You gotta have the exit clean Everything on her day
Speaker 2: is one night clockwork. But soon as soon as I
Speaker 2: see that, you know it isn't going to go about that.
Speaker 2: Life doesn't work like that. Something's going to happen today.
Speaker 2: And when you're moving, you pack stuff up with the
Speaker 2: best intentions. Stuff gets broken or you unpack the other end,
Speaker 2: you're like, where is this? I know we packed it.
Speaker 2: You go back, you can't find it. It's mysteriously disappeared.
Speaker 2: There are all kinds of stories that some of you
Speaker 2: will have about moving, moving nightmares or funny or weird
Speaker 2: things that happen when you move, whether you move them
Speaker 2: around the corner or the other side of the world.
Speaker 2: What stories have you got about moving? Nine four one
Speaker 2: four one oh four three Best Story We get all
Speaker 2: the best stories. Because we've got quite a few tickets.
Speaker 2: You can come and watch Toy Story four. Yeah, the
Speaker 2: fourth one out next week a week today on the twentieth.
Speaker 2: You can come and watch it. The night before with us,
Speaker 2: you can come and see toys story four with us,
Speaker 2: we're hosting an advanced screen of the day before for
Speaker 2: your best stories about moving nine four one four, one
Speaker 2: oh four three.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: We're coming to your calls then. We're looking for your
Speaker 2: moving home stories today, when it's gone wrong, when it's
Speaker 2: gone weird. Yesterday I was turning to these two ladies
Speaker 2: who are working very hard packing up our kitchen, and
Speaker 2: I said to them, because they were just doing our kitchen,
Speaker 2: my wife try to save money and had us do
Speaker 2: the wrestler house, which is a great idea when one
Speaker 2: of you who's got two working legs and the person
Speaker 2: that can't do anything just sits in a stall telling
Speaker 2: the other person, the husband, what to do, like a
Speaker 2: lifeguard or a tool chair is not over there for
Speaker 2: that box there and fold it neatly. That's what my
Speaker 2: life's been like. You built bridge. That's what it's been
Speaker 2: like for me in the last two weeks of my life. Anyway,
Speaker 2: I go, hey, you know when you're packing stuff upstairs
Speaker 2: in bedrooms, you find anything and they go, oh my god.
Speaker 2: The stuff that people just leave out and em bedside
Speaker 2: draws for us to pack, you know, the old Yeah,
Speaker 2: so anyway, for a joke, right, I haven't told my
Speaker 2: wife this, Right, for a joke, I've marked to one
Speaker 2: of our boxes, do not open adult sex toys. I no,
Speaker 2: I just realized I did it late last night. I
Speaker 2: was tired and now thinking I'm not sure that that's
Speaker 2: going to be that funny in the next hour or time,
Speaker 2: whether they're into carder and so he scribbled it out
Speaker 2: or just say nothing and I hope they don't see it.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into your story said about moving,
Speaker 2: because you're moving stories today. We move house today. Very exciting,
Speaker 2: very stressful, all of it. Nine four one four, one
Speaker 2: oh four three. Good morning, Shelley, Hi Christian.
Speaker 10: Now you make sure people you're valuable very closely guarded,
Speaker 10: such as your evil Gnavil poster.
Speaker 2: You do you know what, Seriously, I'm not letting the
Speaker 2: packers move that. They're very good, but I've been driving
Speaker 2: that to the new place. You're right, he's going to
Speaker 2: strap to his body under his T shirt. Right now.
Speaker 2: I slept with it as well in my bed.
Speaker 10: My story breaks my heart. Many years ago, my husband,
Speaker 10: as a child, collected all of the thunderboots and absolutely
Speaker 10: ever sin he had everything, and then he passed it
Speaker 10: on to our son. Well, when our sun was about
Speaker 10: seven years old.
Speaker 8: We moved.
Speaker 10: I had run out of packing box doing the package.
Speaker 2: Shelley, can we just pause the story a minute. It
Speaker 2: sounds like you're packing at the moment. Are you doing
Speaker 2: fifteen different things at the moment?
Speaker 10: No, only two?
Speaker 2: Can we limit it down to one and just have
Speaker 2: Shelly time? Okay, because because it's a great story. But
Speaker 2: I can hear like pots and pans and utensils being
Speaker 2: shifted right now on a piano.
Speaker 10: I was cleaning windows.
Speaker 2: Well, I just want one hundred Shelly time. Okay. I
Speaker 2: think we're more born at the window or maybe not.
Speaker 12: Okay, So anyway, I run out of boxes. So I
Speaker 12: decided to pack the treasure, but always played with thunderbirds
Speaker 12: whole complete stick into a very strong, tough garbage bare
Speaker 12: and I did label it. However, somewhere along the line
Speaker 12: the label came off, and when we were unpacking at
Speaker 12: the under at the other end, the thunderbirds are so gone.
Speaker 2: Nice, it's good. What did you do?
Speaker 10: Oh well, I'm just always so heartbroken every because my
Speaker 10: son and now his son, it must be in their
Speaker 10: DNA they follow the thunderbirds, and since his dad died,
Speaker 10: it's really hurt because it's something that could have been
Speaker 10: passed on that was personal. So keep the things close
Speaker 10: to heart.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right, well listen, Shelley, thank you very much.
Speaker 2: You called. Okay, bye and back that window, all right, Shelly. Paul,
Speaker 2: Good morning, Paul, Good morning.
Speaker 9: How are we all believable?
Speaker 2: Hell? Yeah, yeah, good mate, Paul. What's your moving story
Speaker 2: for me?
Speaker 11: Okay, many years ago, moved from Victoria Country Victoria up
Speaker 11: to Darwin and thing so hot up there, had the
Speaker 11: ceiling fans on in the house. First day in there
Speaker 11: and my son I need to put a put our
Speaker 11: beds together, Dad, I say, okay, ready, So I put
Speaker 11: the bed together, listening the frame up to moving in
Speaker 11: the right spot and chop my finger off.
Speaker 2: The we I mean completely lopped off as in and
Speaker 2: then disappears in the side of the.
Speaker 5: Room by a thread of skin.
Speaker 11: The worst part I said to my son and who
Speaker 11: was born end at the time, I said quick, grab
Speaker 11: the carcase and drive in the hospital and he goes down.
Speaker 11: I can't drive.
Speaker 2: You know what, Jack's right. You look at the average
Speaker 2: ceiling fan. They don't look that strong enough to go
Speaker 2: through bone and ligament and tissue. What do you have
Speaker 2: Samurai swords circleating there?
Speaker 5: Reckon, it was because they had the wood behind it
Speaker 5: with the red frames.
Speaker 4: So yeah, gave us right, there's no effort.
Speaker 5: Food next door and the neighbor.
Speaker 2: This is two stories in one. I'm dave, this haven't
Speaker 2: got that type of chitchat finger gone fan. I know
Speaker 2: we didn't think the farmers strewn up, but the thing
Speaker 2: was behind. Get the car funny back and how is
Speaker 2: the finger now? Can I ask?
Speaker 11: Yeah, so to put it back on, and I've got
Speaker 11: probably ninety feeling back in it, So it's good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is.
Speaker 2: We listen et come down next week and te see
Speaker 2: Toy Story four with us. Okay, fantastic, thank you, all right,
Speaker 2: thanks your pleasure nine four, one one oh four three
Speaker 2: with you Moving stories.
Speaker 1: The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show, Melbourne's Gold one oh four
Speaker 1: point three.
Speaker 2: Disney picks us Toy Story four in cinemas June the
Speaker 2: twentieth a week today next thurs so you can watch
Speaker 2: it with us on advanced screening next Wednesday night. We're
Speaker 2: looking for your best moving stories. This morning. I move
Speaker 2: after today's show. If all go as to plan, Foxtel
Speaker 2: TV should be turned on, the kettle should be turned
Speaker 2: on all by one o'clock this afternoon. Maybe do you
Speaker 2: think it's going to go smoothly?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, thanks, sorry, thanks.
Speaker 4: You're one of those people that just in what is
Speaker 4: it a track?
Speaker 2: I've got that feeling recently. Maybe it's best if I
Speaker 2: just stay away. I stayed here might go a little
Speaker 2: bit better. I don't know. All right, that's Larry's on
Speaker 2: the line.
Speaker 8: Come on in, Larry, Good morning, Gold the Gold Gang.
Speaker 2: How are you where all good?
Speaker 4: Larry?
Speaker 2: Are you well?
Speaker 8: Yes? Please, yes, I'm fantastic, Thank you great?
Speaker 2: Please and Larry, what's your story? Please?
Speaker 8: Years ago I was moving from Preston to Yay and
Speaker 8: as we were going down the Seymour Rode from Seymour
Speaker 8: to Yay, I had a car and I was in
Speaker 8: a small truck with all my stuff. In the back
Speaker 8: of the car was my bicycle on a bike rack.
Speaker 8: And as we're going down the road, it's a bumpy road.
Speaker 8: All of a sudden, I've seen this pushbike overtaking us.
Speaker 8: We're talking about ninety k's an hour down this road.
Speaker 8: All of a sudden, who is this overtaking me? I
Speaker 8: realized it's my pushbike. Come back, come off the back
Speaker 8: of my car. It's to me taking us, and it's
Speaker 8: continuing down the road. As we coming up to a bit,
Speaker 8: it's just continued into the bushes. So we pulled up,
Speaker 8: picked up the bike. It's not a scratch on it,
Speaker 8: put it back on the wreck and continue on our Doney.
Speaker 2: That's amazing that so the bike came off the bike
Speaker 2: rack you did, and then continue going along. It's like
Speaker 2: someone out of a Bugs Buddy cartoon.
Speaker 8: It was so suny. I had to look Twine. I mean,
Speaker 8: I couldn't believe it. When I first saw I thought
Speaker 8: that's a nice bike. Then I realized the pig's dropped
Speaker 8: my bike.
Speaker 2: That is going faster than you in the car. Everybody,
Speaker 2: all right, well listen, we've got to give you some tickets.
Speaker 2: Come and see Toy Story four with us next week.
Speaker 8: I would love to. I saw a rocket man with
Speaker 8: you guys, who was fantastic brilliant Larry.
Speaker 2: We'll see you next week.
Speaker 8: Yep, no words the many black.
Speaker 2: Don't let him in. Enjoy receiving I'm joking, No, enjoy
Speaker 2: receiving oints two for one tickets with Loomo Energies, flicks, Oh.
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Speaker 2: Today's that word time waste. It is Worldwide Acts Day.
Speaker 2: Good for me this of course, you was the recent
Speaker 2: user of an axe on the show or a little
Speaker 2: baby axe splitter? Baby, Well it's a baby as I.
Speaker 4: Actually regret putting on Instagram because so many people when
Speaker 4: we're critiquing my form saying that I was a baby
Speaker 4: for wearing goggles.
Speaker 2: And yeah, goggles a good idea.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it just it explodes.
Speaker 2: If youone was a critic, you post up anything now. Also,
Speaker 2: you've had quite a week of posting stuff up. It
Speaker 2: was the hip thrust yesterday we didn't need to see.
Speaker 2: And then just you chopping up with a kid's axe.
Speaker 2: It's not a kid's actually give a little titchys to.
Speaker 4: Point out it's a splitter. I didn't know the difference.
Speaker 4: A splitter goes with the grain and axe cuts against
Speaker 4: the grain.
Speaker 2: Oh is that true? Right? Okay, all right, so anyway,
Speaker 2: it's acts day today. We're looking for your tall movies. Now,
Speaker 2: I know we have a lot of very loyal listeners
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Speaker 2: You're up before anybody else. You're on so early. Got
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Speaker 2: you've been doing that for years. This is your time waste.
Speaker 2: Impress us with your knowledge of tools to all movies
Speaker 2: I've got. We brought a screw yep, expecting more.
Speaker 4: Sorry I didn't add zoo. Yeah, we brought a screw
Speaker 4: that's actually very good. That's a gold no shard for
Speaker 4: old tools. Saint Elmo's pliers. Yeah, screw driving Miss Daisy,
Speaker 4: I don't know. Screwdriver, screwdriver one of the classic tools.
Speaker 2: Screw driving, Miss Daisy ply applier Jim Carrey stuff is
Speaker 2: Impire flyer. Also got rakes on a plane, good old
Speaker 2: garden rake. It's a tool of sorts. And hammer and
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Speaker 4: Hannah and her sisters hammer, Yes, no shed for olt
Speaker 4: definitely had some good ones.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, what have you got for tull movies?
Speaker 4: The bevil wears Prata.
Speaker 2: Oh very clever, the classic bevel.
Speaker 4: Fear and Lathing in Las Vegas.
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Speaker 4: thank you? When hammer met sally.
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Speaker 2: Three on World Acts Day, We're looking for your tall movies.
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Speaker 5: I really like that.
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Speaker 4: Bronze, Panic brew.
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Speaker 2: you shut it down with the drills have eyes? Its
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Speaker 1: Why don't everyone the Christian O'Connell breakfast show me gold?
Speaker 2: One oh four point three? I just want to thank
Speaker 2: both of you for offering to help me move. That's
Speaker 2: it's the real sign of a friend. That's what made
Speaker 2: me feel lonely this week A year here, I realize
Speaker 2: I've got fake showbiz friends or your tat. I would
Speaker 2: help you, and I've already offer to help you.
Speaker 4: Do you need to fact?
Speaker 2: I have helped you move those giant plant pots you
Speaker 2: have to go around Andy Lee's place after a show,
Speaker 2: but neither.
Speaker 4: We are not surprised how big they were.
Speaker 2: I you have not offered to help me.
Speaker 4: Do you need some help today?
Speaker 2: My life? You know that my wife has got struggling
Speaker 2: from a c L need recovery of I do a
Speaker 2: lot myself.
Speaker 4: I'm getting blinds delivered today.
Speaker 2: He just said to me, I only like seeing you
Speaker 2: between six and ten I'd feel better with that blinds.
Speaker 4: Yes, Venetian no plantation shutters and some roller blinds.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, because that's the look to go for in
Speaker 2: twenty nineteen, the plantation owner. Look, who is that out
Speaker 2: there on the plantation slash Cobo.
Speaker 4: I don't know why are they called that.
Speaker 2: It's not a good phrase to use in nineteen, is it.
Speaker 2: It's not an aspirational look. We're going for the slave owner.
Speaker 4: Look, I'll just call the shutters.
Speaker 2: I'm waiting to have my slave blinds.
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Speaker 2: Well, good luck. I hope your's a plantation shutters get
Speaker 2: delivered today seen in the movie Twelve Years Anyway, Charla,
Speaker 2: today's show is thank you. Please. If I come knocking
Speaker 2: at your door today, just get it.
Speaker 4: I might behime.
Speaker 2: I wasn't talking to you. I was doing a jack.
Speaker 2: It means that we didn't get the keys in a
Speaker 2: new place and we are officially hopeless. You're welcome, all right,
Speaker 2: thank you very much. Yeah, and we're back tomorrow morning
Speaker 2: Friday on the show five thousand dollars phone call. Shane
Speaker 2: Crawford's on the show as well, thank you very much
Speaker 2: for listening, have a great day and the residents of
Speaker 2: Hampton someone's moving in. There go the house prices.
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