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<v Speaker 1>Quest. Yes, welcome friends to the Christian O'Connell show podcast.

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<v Speaker 1>This is amazing royal news we have here today.

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<v Speaker 2>The Queen.

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<v Speaker 1>Is releasing her own range of sources and condiments. I

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<v Speaker 1>guess with the Prince Andrew's settlement they did a few

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<v Speaker 1>us a quid down it this week. I do not

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<v Speaker 1>want Prince Andrew's sources. He'd be down in that.

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<v Speaker 3>We know who's running that factory.

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<v Speaker 1>Now get down there, any who, any.

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<v Speaker 2>Who, any who.

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<v Speaker 1>The Royal Estate tomato and barbecue sources.

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<v Speaker 3>Call them what we want.

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<v Speaker 1>We know what's in them. Of course, local ingredients are

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<v Speaker 1>produced at the Queen's palace and Saundringham was. She didn't

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<v Speaker 1>turn it into like Wonker's place. There, Oh, fifteen dollars

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<v Speaker 1>rip off. You can tell tourists coming back to London

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<v Speaker 1>they're going to be ripped off. Also available royal gin,

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<v Speaker 1>homemade honey preserves and liqueurs.

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<v Speaker 3>All this.

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<v Speaker 1>Then today's time waster is condiment movies. Jackie boy, how

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<v Speaker 1>are your condiment movies?

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<v Speaker 2>I'm looking forward to this all right?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, here of mine Mayo Brother? Where art thou Mayo Brother?

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<v Speaker 1>Where art thou silver? That was crisp my cousin vinegar

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<v Speaker 1>Gold horror movie. Now I spit on your gravy. That's

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<v Speaker 1>not very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Plus, yeah.

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<v Speaker 3>Fair enough. The horse Radish Whisperer.

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<v Speaker 2>No you if I did that?

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<v Speaker 3>That is that is the horse Radish whisperer. Froz. Dude,

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<v Speaker 3>where's my Cardiman?

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<v Speaker 1>Where's my Cardiman? Dude?

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<v Speaker 2>Silver Weekend at.

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<v Speaker 1>Burnet's Love Steak sauce and ghost mustards. Who are you

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<v Speaker 1>gonna call ghosts mustards? Okay, Jackie, by what you got

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<v Speaker 1>Condiment movies.

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<v Speaker 2>The Sisterhood of the Traveling Ranch.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to attract the explosion.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronze double explosion is all I heard? No, No, it

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<v Speaker 2>was been sucked back in inglorious mustards.

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<v Speaker 1>That's better.

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<v Speaker 2>Silver. Who's Alfredo Virginia woolf.

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<v Speaker 1>As you are fond of saying too much going on there?

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<v Speaker 2>No, no Alfredo.

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<v Speaker 1>Prince Andrew barbecue sauce for you.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronze again. So he's in the hood.

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<v Speaker 3>That's it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's found out.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm out.

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<v Speaker 2>You can have one back.

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<v Speaker 1>This is the Christian O'Connell show podcast, Condiment Movies, news

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<v Speaker 1>that the Queen is bringing out her own range of

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<v Speaker 1>condiments and saucers. Jack you're ready to mark their condiment movies.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go, all right, Edward Saucy hands silver, catch up

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<v Speaker 1>me if you can gold, Yes, he works with it,

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<v Speaker 1>holand Days of Thunder silver. I'm getting all nervous now

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<v Speaker 1>wait for the explosion. Jammy, Miss Daisy, No. Fifty shades

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<v Speaker 1>of Gravy silver, Goodwill Spicing silver plus, Texas Caesar Massacre

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<v Speaker 1>silver plus you me and aole gold Riley So Johnny

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<v Speaker 1>Tibat gold.

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<v Speaker 3>That is a brilliant one.

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<v Speaker 1>Johnny Tabasco, drizzling Miss Daisy turning into a nice fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Gold.

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<v Speaker 1>Sarte Night Fever silver. Jimmy Cherry Bang Bang gold. That's

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<v Speaker 1>very smart. Cory Besham Old Trouble in a Little China

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<v Speaker 1>gets you in your Bescha Old sauce gold, The Guawky

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<v Speaker 1>Horror Picture Showmoni gold plus, They're on fire. Dijon Malkovich,

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<v Speaker 1>Dijon Malkovich Silver, Yeah, gone in saucy seconds.

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<v Speaker 2>Bronze, yes, very bronze.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Jack, who's winning the crowded house tickets?

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<v Speaker 3>Who do we give them to?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's go Squaki Horror Picture Show.

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<v Speaker 1>Guaki Horror Picture Show. You're the winner. Well done. You

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<v Speaker 1>have to go and see the Great crowded House live

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<v Speaker 1>a brighter. You're listening to the Christian o'crl Show podcast