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Speaker 1: You don't have a cat. You have a dog. You

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Speaker 1: have a mountain dog. He's massive. Yeah, George George is

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Speaker 1: his name, which is short for George and the whole country. Well,

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Speaker 1: it's huge, biggest dog I've ever seen, big boy. However,

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Speaker 1: let me tell you this research says that if you're

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Speaker 1: a cat owner, you're better looking and having more sex.

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Speaker 1: Now you think I made that up, but I didn't,

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Speaker 1: because this is in the news. It says that research

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Speaker 1: says if you have a cat, you're slimmer and seen

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Speaker 1: as healthier. There you go, what do they say about dogs?

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Speaker 1: You've got a huge dog and you've got no money

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Speaker 1: left to feed yourself. I mean, I have a dog, well,

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Speaker 1: a cat, although can I say I have a cat?

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Speaker 1: I don't missus ugly wanted a cat, and this cat

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Speaker 1: loves her. It just looks at me as though it's

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Speaker 1: waiting for me to die. Wow, Yeah, I saw a

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Speaker 1: for your cat. It was just sitting there and just

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Speaker 1: looking out at the look and I'm look at it

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Speaker 1: out at the sunrise, thinking how can I kill daddy?

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Speaker 1: That's what that cat's thinking. However, and I can tell

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Speaker 1: you what, I've got a cat and I'm not getting

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Speaker 1: any nasty. However, if you do have a cat, there's

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Speaker 1: a website. So if you send the cat website your

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Speaker 1: cat me owing, he'll make a song out of it. Yeah,

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Speaker 1: here we go. So there's the cat. He's playing music

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Speaker 1: alongside it. Next thing you know, like that? Yeah, it's

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Speaker 1: pretty good. Here's another one. This is techno cat. I

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Speaker 1: think that's a bit like Kylie Minogue, isn't it that

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Speaker 1: on a youth stage? Yeah? Yeah, of course you want

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Speaker 1: to want one more? What are they feeding these cats

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Speaker 1: to make them sound like that? So one I've got

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Speaker 1: just goes, I'm going to kill you daddy. That's all?

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Speaker 1: Well more, of course, why not? This could be my

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Speaker 1: favorite action one sounds that same words. Yeah, I know.

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Speaker 1: So there you go, having just played that cat sing

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Speaker 1: along bit of music that I played you a moment ago.

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Speaker 1: Everybody I know it's just texted me saying that their

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Speaker 1: cat were not impressed. And in fact, Jenna sent me this,

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Speaker 1: So this is me playing it on the radio and

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Speaker 1: listen to the cat. That's the cat not impressed at

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Speaker 1: all by me playing that. And in fact, if you

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Speaker 1: have a dog, you're probably looking for a little equal

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Speaker 1: time as well, especially if George, your dog's listening at

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Speaker 1: the moment, hoping you'll bring it home, you know, a

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Speaker 1: live cow to eat later because it's that big. So

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Speaker 1: apparently if you play this, dogs absolutely love it. This

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Speaker 1: is the dog song. Yes, here's listening. Squeaky geeky, Hello, George,

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Speaker 1: h's a good boy. I love my squeaky time. Squeaky

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Speaker 1: dogs all over Sydney now loving this radio station. This

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Speaker 1: is rock set for dogs, squeaky Why don't you, with

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Speaker 1: your band the Young Radical, incorporate something like that. Do

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Speaker 1: gig because you're not getting any people turning up to

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Speaker 1: your gigs. Do gigs for animals, especially dogs. Incorporate a

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Speaker 1: bit of squeaky geky instead of this emo punk thing

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Speaker 1: that you're doing every time I play songs to Georgie

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Speaker 1: walks away. So yeah, well just leave that hanging in

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Speaker 1: the air there for a second. One